Top 10 Most Disgusting Parasites
- Published June 22, 2008 - 195 Comments
I have not met many individuals who enjoy slimy and creepy crawly things. Amongst some of the nasty things that nature provides our planet with some are grouped into the category of parasites. We hate them, but they sure love us! We have to hand it to science and commend those who have chosen to study these types of organisms. So, out of respect for entomologists everywhere and to gross out those of you who fit into the category of “slimy and creepy crawly” haters I dedicate this list to you. This list is in no particular order of disgustingness and this list does not, in any way, cover all classes and categories of parasites nor does it cover all information available concerning the parasites mentioned. This list is merely a summary.
Some of you may not know that bedbugs are actually more than just a cute little good night rhyme that your parents said to you before you went to sleep. They are as real as the other 9 entries. While they are not the worst or deadliest on the list they certainly have their share of difficulties.
Bedbugs have been on the rise lately and there are several theories as to why. Some point to increased international travel while others blame the lack of bedbug killing insecticides, most popularly DDT as well as the increasing use of gel-based insecticides. These gel-based insecticides are completely ineffective against bedbugs since bedbugs do not feed on anything other than blood. Control and elimination can only be achieved through repeated sprayings with an appropriate bug killer by a professional exterminator.
The bedbug is like a small tick that typically lives in and around the area of the mattress. They feed mostly during the night although they have been known to feed during any hour of the day. Due to their small size the bedbug can hide in mattresses, mattress seams, baseboards, headboards, screw holes, carpets, cracks in walls, bedroom clutter; practically anywhere in or around the bedroom. Bedbugs have been known to nest and walk as far as 100 feet in order to feed on their host.
The bites they leave are usually mistaken as mosquito or spider bite since the irritation and redness is very much the same. There is no scientific evidence that they spread disease although the bite sites may become infected due to scratching the bites. The misdiagnosis of the bites can also lead to a dramatic increase in infestation numbers before detection. The worst problems with bedbug infestations are not physical, but psychological. Once bedbugs are detected the host usually has heightened levels of anxiety, paranoia and fear.
Bedbugs are very difficult to detect and all too often a major infestation has occurred before detection. Their small size and elusive behavior only add to their difficult detection. Bedbugs are usually associated with lack of cleanliness and squalor, but this is not the case. Even the most posh and lavish hotels, apartments and homes have been infested with bedbugs. The bedbug can “hitch” a ride in clothes, luggage, purses, back packs and essentially anything that a small apple seed sized insect can work its way into. They are flat like a tick and can go over a year without feeding and still remain alive.
Another reason why bedbugs are a huge problem, aside from their detection difficulty and ability to live without sustenance for long periods of time, is their ability to breed rapidly. The female can lay over 500 eggs during a lifetime. Once the eggs hatch the bedbugs will immediately begin to feed. They usually feed once every several days and will pass through 5 molting stages, lasting 5 weeks before becoming a mature adult capable of breeding.
The human louse is an epidemic affecting both children and adults though children seem to be more susceptible to infestation. African Americans are less likely to get lice because of the characteristics of their hair. Other hair types seem to be more ideal and suitable to the louse.
There are many different types of lice. The most commonly known is the head louse though there is also the body louse and the pubic louse. These aforementioned lice species are the only ones that are solely reliant upon humans for blood. Other species exist, but are limited to other animals.
The life of the louse is somewhat short. The eggs will hatch within about 6-9 days after which the nymph will molt 3 times over a 7 day period before becoming an adult. The molted shells and egg shells remain attached to the hair near the scalp. The adults are very fast moving and will usually live for about a month while feeding on blood and continuing to breed and produce eggs. The female louse is able to produce between 7-12 eggs per day.
Lice are very little yet easily detectable. Noticeable itching and redness occurs around the infested area as well as the occasional pustule. A fine toothed comb or a louse comb can be used to capture eggs and the lice themselves. Over the counter and prescription medications can be used to rid the host of the lice. It is also advised that everyone within the household be checked for lice as well as recurrence is common.
A common misconception surrounding leeches is that all of them are completely reliant on blood from animals and humans. Blood-seeking leeches are only one type of leech. Some species of leeches feed on invertebrates and do not live in the water, but on the moist earthen floor and, under more dry circumstances, underground. Leeches are segmented worms closely related to the common earthworm.
The sanguivorous, or blood-sucking, leech is most often found in still or slowly moving water, but can also be found on land. The usual method of attachment to a host is by waiting on the ground or at the bottom of the floor of a body of water. Here they spend their time sensing movement or changes in light patterns. Upon sensing a potential host the leech will waver its body to and fro attempting to “fish” for the host.
The leech will use the sucker part of its mouth and the jawed leech will use its many toothed jaw to create an incision on the host. Afterwards the leech will secrete mucus like substances in order to remain attached to the host. The leech then relaxes its body after using anti-coagulants and a histamine to prevent clotting of blood and also to prevent the blood from turning indigestible. This is the amazing attribute of leeches that aids in using them for medicinal purposes.
The wound is not as bad as you might think. It may become irritated and ooze blood and fluid for several hours, but loss of blood is minimal. Infections are rare and although allergic reactions do happen they are usually nothing to concern one’s self about.
Ticks are classified as arachnids and there are many, many different varieties both hard and soft. The most commonly known are the black-legged tick, the lone star tick, the deer tick and the dog tick. The tick is capable of carrying diseases as well. The most well known are Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.
Ticks are usually found in areas with heavy underbrush and high weeds and grass as well as areas commonly traversed by deer and horses. The tick will wait in this type of environment as its host walks by where it will grab a hold and work its way toward a suitable area of the body, most often where an abundance of hair is present. On humans this is usually the scalp, but on other mammals this could be anywhere. This allows the tick to remain virtually undetected for several weeks as if gorges on the blood of the host.
Ticks have a fascinating lifecycle. There are three different types of ticks so far as the lifecycle is concerned. The one host female tick lives off of one single host for its entire life before dropping off and laying its eggs. Then there are the two host and three host ticks which live off of either two or three hosts in its lifecycle.
Many people have had ticks and many people have had to remove one. There are common misconceptions on how to remove ticks. Some people say to use the hot end of a match on the tick or spread a salve or petroleum jelly on the tick so that it will be unable to breathe and remove itself. These methods are both ineffective and unsafe as the tick could become agitated and regurgitate into the area in which it is attached thus increasing the possibility of disease or infection.
The best method of tick removal is to take a pair of tweezers and pinch as close as possible to the mouth of the tick, the point at which its head meets the area where the tick is lodged. Slowly and steadily pull the tick out. Avoid twisting or wrenching. After removal it is advised to either flush the tick down the toilet or put it in a container full of isopropyl alcohol to both kill it and preserve it just in case an illness befalls the host shortly after. This way it can be taken to a doctor and identified so that proper treatment can be administered.
The flea is another common parasite. These things easily reproduce and can become a very big problem in only a short amount of time. Have you ever heard of The Black Plague? You can thank the flea for that.
Like the mosquito, fleas need blood from mammalian hosts in order to reproduce. Fleas will lay their eggs on the host which usually leads to an infestation of fleas originating around where the host most often resides, such as a pet’s sleeping area. Once the eggs hatch, typically within a few days to a few weeks, the larvae will spend their time in the larval stage consuming any available organic material such as dead skin cells and fecal remnants. The larval stage will last anywhere from 1 week to 2 weeks.
After three separate larval stages, the flea will create a silk-like cocoon and emerge after an additional 1-2 weeks. It is now time for the flea to find a host and begin providing blood for a new generation of offspring. In the small life of the flea, usually a few weeks, the female can lay several hundred eggs. This can lead to a severe infestation in almost no time at all.
The fleas are very versatile. Their bodies are flattened laterally to allow them to move easily on their host and also avoid being crushed. Their ability to jump is also a marvel. They have been known to jump over 100 times their body length. The fleas that typically bite humans are often cat fleas.
I am sure that most of us have been bitten by a mosquito before. These pesky flying insects are not only a nuisance but also a deadly health threat. They can carry many different types of parasites and diseases which cause conditions such as West Nile Virus, malaria, yellow fever and can even inject a parasite which causes elephantiasis. Mosquitoes are responsible for millions of deaths due to their ability to carry disease from host to host.
The mosquito needs blood in order to reproduce. Thus, it is the female of the species that is responsible for biting mammals. Interestingly enough, both the male and female mosquitoes regularly feed on nectar from flowers and fruits. However, the female requires the necessary proteins from blood to reproduce.
The mosquito’s life begins with the already mature female laying her eggs on fresh and stagnant water in groups of up to fifty. With enough blood she can produce these groups of eggs every three days for her entire lifetime. The female must lay her eggs in still standing water which is why it is recommended that you eliminate any free standing water around your property to minimize the possibility of a mosquito infestation.
Once the eggs have been laid they hatch in a mere 48 hour period. The larvae will live near the surface of the water anywhere from 1-2 weeks depending upon the temperature of the water in which they live. After this period they become pupa and will pupate in only a few days afterwards becoming adult mosquitoes.
The mosquito is attracted to a person’s body heat and also their scent, if you will. It is advised that you avoid heavy perfumes and colognes since they are attracted to sweet smells. However this is not a complete deterrent.
The female mosquito uses a complex proboscis coupled with an anti-coagulant within its saliva to draw blood from its host. Most often the host has no idea that it has been bitten until it is too late and the trademark itchy bump appears. These lesions are extremely itchy and easily irritated. Scratching can lead to infection so an anti-itch ointment should be applied to minimize the itch.
Mites are a very common type of organism. There are many classifications of mites including, but not limited to, dust mites, fowl mites, dog mites, deer mites, chigger mites and scabies mites just to name a few. There are even mites living on you right now called hair follicle mites that are feeding on the oily secretions from your hair and scalp, but don’t worry. These mites are a normal part of the living process for us humans and those of us with good hygiene will never even notice that they exist since they are microscopic and completely harmless. Most of the time mites do not pose any type of threat or problem for humans, but the mites will feed on the blood of humans if its usual host is unavailable.
The most common mites that cause problems for humans are scabies. These microscopic parasites can cause extreme itching and red lesions on infected areas as they live their lives in and on the skin. Often times the infection is diagnosed as parasitic dermatitis and can be easily treated with prescription topical ointments.
Botfly is a rather broad term given to any species of fly whose larvae live as parasites within the body of mammals. This can include anything from horses to sheep and deer and, as the title indicates, humans.
The human botfly maggot is contracted by mosquitoes and is most often found in Central and South America. The fly will capture the mosquito and lay several eggs on its body. Eventually, the mosquito will find a human and, during feeding, the eggs will fall onto the person and hatch. The botfly maggot will then chew its way into the host’s body. There it remains for approximately 5-6 weeks until it becomes engorged with flesh, all the while carving a hole in its hungering wake. At this stage, if left undetected, the maggot will pop its way out of the small hole that it has eaten inside of the host and fall to the ground where they pupate into an adult botfly in about 20 days time. Thus, the life cycle begins all over again.
The symptoms of a botfly maggot are not very difficult to detect. As the maggot begins to feed on the flesh of its host it will become bigger and bigger as the days pass often becoming red and swollen. The hole in which the botfly maggot has carved itself in the host’s tissue serves as a breathing passage for the larva. Every few minutes the larva will have to quickly and partially emerge from the hole to breathe.
Extraction of the botfly maggot is difficult and care must be taken when removal is being attempted. This process should be undertaken by a doctor or surgeon since trying to remove the larva without professional help can result in the maggot bursting, subsequently leading to serious infection.
Tapeworms are similar to hookworms. They are intestinal parasites that can be transmitted through soil and fecal matter, but most often are ingested by humans through undercooked meats that have not been adequately cooked to kill the tapeworm eggs. The tapeworms set up shop in the muscles of the host animal after being ingested through the feeding of grass or contaminated vegetables. The animal is eventually slaughtered and becomes food for us as humans.
The human host will ingest the tapeworm egg and as digestion of the food occurs the egg will eventually hatch and grow from a larva to an adult while feeding on blood and nutrients via the intestinal wall. The adults, being hermaphrodites, can then produce more eggs which will be released from the body through the stool. The eggs can linger around the toilet bowl or can even be flushed down the commode where they can infest the soil through sewage and irrigation water, thus, beginning the cycle all over again.
The symptoms of a tapeworm infection are very difficult to spot as there are often no outward symptoms to indicate an infection for a very long period of time. This can lead to the tapeworm growing up to 30 feet in small, segmented lengths resulting in a bloated stomach and malnutrition, amongst other conditions. These parasites have been known to live for a few decades if left untreated.
The hookworm is transmitted through fecal matter. The eggs will hatch within about a week and grow into larvae which can live for close to a month within the soil of the earth or the feces which bore them. Upon contact with humans, usually through the foot, the worm will work its way through the host’s veins, into the heart and eventually the lungs. After entering the lungs they are sometimes expelled through mucus during a cough or simply swallowed by themselves. This gives the worm a one way ticket into the small intestine.
After setting up residence in the intestine the worm will attach itself to the intestinal wall and begin feeding on the host’s blood. If left undetected and untreated the hookworm can reproduce resulting in a serious intestinal infestation. This can lead to anemia, extreme abdominal pain, diarrhea, constipation, fatigue and even a bizarre hunger for inedible things like dirt and mud. The life cycle of the worm begins anew when the host releases more eggs through bowel movements.
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June 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 am
Fuck now I’m paranoid
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:33 am
lucky234: better safe than sorry
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:35 am
Interesting list… but, ewwwwwww!
I’m going to go shower now!
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 am
The leeches look the freakiest but the tapeworms and hookworms sound the worst! Why not put some of the leeches redeeming qualities as a medical tool in the leech section? It might even gross people out more hahaha
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 am
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Very informative list,nevertheless(ugh)
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 am
I have some weird fetish with botflies. I like watching vidoes on YouTube of people pulling botfly larvae out of their faces. There’s something so compelling about it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:54 am
We had a squirrel in our backyard infected with wolf worm which is the same as botfly I think. It was something out of a horror movie, that’s for sure.
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:05 am
Great. Now I am itching all over, have an uncontrollable urge to burn all my clothes, as well as my mattress, and have a really hot shower.
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 am
“God saw everything that he had made, and it was very good.”
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:09 am
1, and 2 literally made me squirm.
Though I think the Guinea worm deserves a spot in here. After growing to full size inside the human host it starts protruding from sores on the skin! *shudder*
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:42 am
dradikl: okay – you win – guinea worm is the grossest!
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:55 am
I’m surprised there’s no ascaris!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:12 am
A couple of weeks ago on Korean tv there was a repeat of an Oprah episode when Dr Oz showed a tapeworm and also talked about something that I have just tracked down on wikipedia as the candiru: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru. There is a link to a medical journal article. Fortunately for my dinner, the pictures failed to load.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 am
Gee thanx jamie. I knew I was immune to lice yay!!!!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 am
Great list BrotherMan if a little disturbing. I like the longish well rounded descriptions. Always better than a “sound bite”. By the way mosquitoes are attracted to carbon dioxide, so unless you quit breathin’ you’re gonna attract them. Good job!
Twinkle: Thanks loads, I had no idea what an ascari is. Now I know more about verminous pneumonia than I ever cared to learn.
Pnuemonia caused by wriggling non-microscopic living creatures. Life is like a horror movie.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
LMAO @ astraya
On another note: EW.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:36 am
Astraya:
I read about the Candiru (fish said to swim up penises/vaginas following the urine stream, lodge there, and cause many problems). The great Cecil Adams discussed this very creature a while back. So without further adieu, here is the straight dope.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/000519.html
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:43 am
Oh and something gross I read a little while ago. About 60 or 65 percent of older folks have itchy eyebrow dandruff. Caused by eyebrow hair mites. They only live in human eyebrows. Geez God thought of everything.
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:14 am
What a wonderful and not-at-all-disgusting way to start the day!
And now, off to breakfa–BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:16 am
Another great list J. If I may make a humble statement about entomology and entomologists, only 5 of these lovely creatures are actually insects so any credit/blame to the insect world can only be attributed to lice, fleas, mosquitoes, bed bugs and bot flies. You know, the cute ones.
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 am
a thoroughly revolting list. i loved it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:48 am
Great list Brotherman, really interesting. A guy I knew at school had botfly larvae in his head after he went to Central America on a school trip.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:14 am
Do not follow link if:
-You just ate.
-You’re about to eat.
-You’re about to go to sleep.
Other than that you should be alright.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 am
Ewwww… that’s just gross.
Good list, though.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:35 am
I cannot/ will not read list or comments. At least not before I eat. IMO anything with more than 4 legs is a mistake. I’m gonna itch all day. I already feel squirmy. Give me a cool slinky snake any day.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:41 am
ugh…..thanks for the list. I’m throughoutly disgusted
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 am
Romerozombie Are you serious? Why would anyone film/ post that?!?!
Oh Lord Mom424 Eyebrow hair mites?
How can one not see bed bugs if they’re the size of apple seeds? The fact that they will go 100ft and live a year w/o food is just crazy icky.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 am
I’ve heard of people, women especially, voluntarily ingesting tapeworms as a way to lose weight. Utterly disgusting!
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:22 am
jfrater: Damn! Those pictures are great! Thanks for publishing my list and for finding those nasty pictures. Good work, my friend!
To all: I figured this is a good way for me to get back in the saddle of The List Universe. I have been neglecting this site for a while due to personal problems so I had to come back with a bang, so to speak. But now that I am back I will be frequenting the forums once again.
And imagine what I was feeling while writing this list and researching all the facts. I felt as if bugs were crawling all over me and I also wondered if I might have a tapeworm myself since I tend to eat sushi/sashimi and medium to medium rare steaks.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:29 am
What I really wanted to see was a video of a botfly larvae extraction. I have got strange fascination with watching the removal of parasites. Sick? Yes. Twisted? Yes. Satisfying? You bet.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:34 am
Is it true that if you put a piece of raw pork in a cup of seven-up, worms will crawl out? I haven’t had a pork chop since I heard that. It’s been years.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:38 am
Vera Lynn: I have seen a video of what you are talking about. The video showed the process of what looks like worms emerging, but it turns out that the 7-up just creates a unique chemical reaction that makes it look like worms are crawling out of the piece of pork.
You can go back to eating pork chops now!
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:44 am
Vera Lynn:
Enjoy your pork again
http://www.snopes.com/cokelore/porkworm.asp
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:50 am
Wow, that was the fastest i’ve ever scrolled!! Ewwww
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
this reminds me of a time in middle school when my science teacher showed the classes of worms bursting out of intestines and a heart.
ever since then… i never ate spaghetti again
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:54 am
Im going to throw up.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:55 am
robeywan: You are right about entomologists. When I first started writing this list it contained only insects and as the list progressed it included the worms and leeches and such. I guess I did not check my list thoroughly enough before submitting it.
My apologies to the scientific community.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:04 am
Life is beautiful!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:12 am
Great list. So icky.
The mosquito kills millions each year – I thought maybe number 1.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am
i don’t think i can finish this bowl of ramen.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:19 am
Why are mites higher than ticks and bedbugs? They seem way less disgusting to me.
Ugh, and the botfly description almost did me in. Little larvae eating their way through me, popping their little heads out of me for air every few minutes. *Shudders*
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:38 am
I had spaghetti (linguine actually) for dinner… it looked kinda similar to those tapeworms and it was yummy!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 am
Did you hear about the woman in New York that became infected with bird mites(fleas)? They were coming out of her mouth and eyes and nose…they quarantined her and sealed her home. That is ewww-ie.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:46 am
Aw, no pantry/carpet beetle larva? They’re insanely common, most people don’t even know they have them!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 am
no worries BrotherMan, just had to point that out. the scientific community should thank you for this fun list. funny how poorly entomologist fare in etymology
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:59 am
You guys can thank Jamie for the pictures. I keep coming back to this list to read the recent comments and the first picture on the list of the cluster of bedbugs creeps me out every time. That is a better picture than the ones that I saw during my research.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:05 am
Great, now I have to shower AND clean my entire house, not to mention that I also have to give my dog a bath, and visit the doctor to see if I have any tapeworms.
Good list though.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:06 am
arent all parasites disgusting?
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 am
Knew I shouldnt have read that list, scratching all over now…Good work.
Few years back I bought a house off an old couple, unfortunatly for me they left some of their pets, bloody place was jumping with flees and with neither myself or my wife having had a pet before it took me days to work out what these things were. I actually thought they were just harmless little bugs coming in from the garden, oh how I learned, very quickly my legs and arms started swelling up with all the bites, they were so bad i started catching them as they were biting me and putting them in a sealed bag, for about a week i was catching between 8 and 15 a day (dread to think how many eggs and larvae there were in total).
I tried every type of flee killer i could get my hands on without success, luckily the local council have a pest control department and they came out to the house with some industrial strength pesticide and sprayed the whole house, problem was over shortly after that but I still have nightmares about the little beggars. strangely they must have been fussy because my wife was hardly touched by them yet i was covered in bites.
Time for a good scratch.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:28 am
My paranoia wasn’t bad enough before, thanks for boost! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! EW! I’m not normally squeamish but I Don’t Like Things Under My Skin! EW! EW! EW!
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 am
Being a public health guy specializing in Tropical Medicine; I have to say the Guinea Worm, Onchocerciasis, Amebiasis, Loiasis and American Trypanosomiasis should have been the Top 5. It would be too long and graphic for me to explain here. The desciptions of these parasites and what they do to you will send shivers up your spine. Google/Wikipedia these parasites and their diseases, you won’t regret it!
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:48 am
I’ve read, fairly extensively, on these and other types of parasites, and can I just add one comment?
EEeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusional_parasitosis
Scariest thing I saw related to parasites during my time in pest control. Saw it many times. Often, and I mean often, meth addicts would walk into our office and tear at there flesh, trying to find a sample for us.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:51 am
goof_ball: indeed all of them are!
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:54 am
BrotherMan, or should I say oh brother, man what a gross but interesting list.
Over 50 comments and not one lawyer joke yet.
June 22nd, 2008 at 10:57 am
One thing that should be brought up is that this list is flawed–#10,#9,#7,#6,#5 and #4 are NOT parasites, they are merely the carriers of parasites; these carriers take the parasites living in them to the unfortunate human hosts.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:03 am
first lawyer joke: Check.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
paranoia for the rest of the day: check
obvious lawyer joke: check
creepy list to wake up to: check
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am
Bill: Here is the definition I found of “parasite” on dictionary.com:
par·a·site – 1. an organism that lives on or in an organism of another species, known as the host, from the body of which it obtains nutriment.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’m surprised there’s no mention of Schistosomiasis–it’s very common and often very debilitating. Flatworms live inside your body where they mate and release TONS of eggs for years and years. If an infected person’s feces get back into the water supply, the eggs hatch where they live in a certain kind of snail until maturity, then someone drinks the water, and then a new person is infected.
It’s a really unique life cycle that could be easily interrupted if people took more care to make sure their sewage and drinking water never mixed–that kind of thing leads to all sorts of diseases.
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:51 am
BrotherMan: LOL. That’s right! A good example is the Malaria protozoa lives in the host mosquito…like the trypansome parasite that causes African Sleeping Sickness is a parasite to the TseTse fly. Yeah, I see what you’re saying, and we’re both correct, but those I listed on comment #54 would have been better listed as “Top 10 Disease Carrying Hosts (Vectorborne fomites).”
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Bill: It is interesting that you did point that out. A lot of these entries on this list do include disease and parasite carrying parasites. It is odd how one parasite is a host to a totally different parasite.
I hate them all, I tell ya!
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
BrotherMan: Great list though, I hope you put out more like it! When I saw the topic pop up on the main page, it put a smile on my face–any subject matter related to the public health field is near and dear to me…kinda like the Giardia lamblia I accidentally infested myself with back in 97′…Good times!
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Isn’t it interesting that some have to spew their hate for God in the most benign of lists?
Just to inform those who think they know about the Bible because they’ve read a scripture taken out of context: EVERYTHING God created WAS good. And then the fall with the resulting curse occurred and everything got messed up. Man sinned and things fell apart… And gotten to the condition where we find ourselves today.
But there is hope, thank God. The end is near and God will restore all things to their former glory.
I say the end is near not just because the world is in the mess it’s in. Things have seen that way for many generations. However, and while NO ONE knows the day or the hour of Chrit’s return, the Bible does tell us we can know his return is imminent by the prophecies that have been fulfilled. For example, the sate of Israel coming back into existence, Daniel’s seventieth week, the prophecy that knowledge would increase (this has happened at an extreme rate just within the last 50 or so years–till then things stayed pretty much the same for thousands of years), etc.
Also, with the increase of knowledge, man’s ability to destroy the world many times over has been realized. And, he will.
There are passages in the Bible that describe nuclear missiles in flight and their effects upon detonation. We are told of a great meteor striking the earth. Wars and rumors of wars, meteorological phenomena, earthquakes, famines, pestilence, etc.
How can this, written LONG before man had modern technology or dreamed of such a thing and it took days, weeks, and even months to go from one cultural hub to another, be possible:
For three and a half days men from every people, tribe, language and nation will gaze on their bodies and refuse them burial. 10The inhabitants of the earth will gloat over them and will celebrate by sending each other gifts, because these two prophets had tormented those who live on the earth.
Only by the use of satellites and the Internet!
But, again, there IS hope, and that hope lies only in God through his Son! Then the heavens and the earth will be renewed and there will be no more sin. God will dwell with mankind and there will be no more sadness, pain, tears, discrimination, murder, rape, drug use, homosexuality, bestiality, pedophiles, ad nauseum:
Revelation 21:
3And I heard a loud voice from the throne saying, “Now the dwelling of God is with men, and he will live with them. They will be his people, and God himself will be with them and be their God. 4He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has passed away.”
5He who was seated on the throne said, “I am making everything new!” Then he said, “Write this down, for these words are trustworthy and true.”
Then things will be as they were once, “good.”
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
S_R: ummmm….wrong list I think.
I hope that this was not due to a flaw on the site. If you can copy and paste this comment onto the appropriate list then it should add to your argument very well. It seems that you are a very intelligent person.
Now, back to the parasite thing…:D
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
BrotherMan: Great job, I think this might be one of the most lengthy lists I’ve read in a while.
I now have basic knowledge of these incredibly creepy parasites.
And I refuse to sleep or go out for the rest of my life. gross.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
I usually like reading comments and have no problem with other peoples opinions. But don’t make this simple list about parasites to a list about God…
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Wow, and I thought parasites were annoying, then I read SR.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Rushfan: I think alot of people agree with that.. xD
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 pm
OMG I’m going to be sick!!! I could only read as far as the headlice and felt all itchy and gross! Then I scrolled down…That picture of the worms in the intestine…*vomit*
Can we have a warning next time please?
*itches*
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Can S_R just be allowed to rant on about his view of god ad nausae (yes, this *is* the correct usage is you mean, as I do, to the point of vomiting), no matter the List topic?
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 pm
longest…list…ever
Gugh…nasty parasites. Disgusting!
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I was responding to:
9. astraya – June 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 am
“God saw everything that he had made, and it was very good.”
16. Ruairi – June 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
LMAO @ astraya
Also, according to the Merriam-Webster distionary:
: to a sickening or excessive degree
Main Entry: ad nau·se·am: to a sickening or excessive degree
So, I left out an “a”, but the usage is proper.
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 pm
OOPS–dictionary
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Fantastic, fascinating list — thank you.
My partner, who works for social services, was recently involved in closing down a privately run old people’s home that had become infested by bedbugs. The bugs, having gorged themselves on the elderly residents in their beds, climbed the walls & hid in cracks. The walls were streaked with their bloody excrement. Several of the old people, weak & anaemic, had to be hospitalised. It sounded like something from the 18th century…
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 pm
S_R I thought you were responding to me when I said anything with more than 4 legs is a mistake. Was not my intention to offend. I know how useful things are and how perfectly all was created. It never ceases to amaze me. Really, I am in awe.
June 22nd, 2008 at 1:47 pm
S_R:
give it a rest, buddy. find a group of your religious peers and chat about the salvation you all have been waiting for (that will never come)
just about everybody here is getting bored with your posts-they take up WAY to much space and too much of my time to read. I keep think you are going to say something of merit, something of interest, perhaps even enriching…but I keep getting let down.
You don’t even have a remark about all my posts directed to you in the “Your View” earlier this week-so you have shown you have no desire to debate your views, you just want to shove them down people’s throats.
*sigh*
I come top LV for a daily dose of enlightenment… because I find I can fulfil my quota of “learning 1 new thing a day” repeatedly… but you have not taught me anything new or won over any new converts for you to get brownie points with Jesus. (by the way, did not the Bible (Revelation) itself say that only 144,000 will enter Heaven?)
LOOKY HERE:
http://www.christiancourier.com/articles/604-who-are-the-144-000-of-revelation-7-and-14
if I wanted religion, I’d go to any of the 559,000 website hits concerning Jesus’ Return on Google. (in contrast, there are 11,200,000 hits for Atheism…)
RTR
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm
No problem, Vera.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Isn’t true that one in four people have a parasitic worm inside their body or something similar to that.
nice list BrotherMan, very nice descriptions of these grotesque creatures
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Take a chill pill RTR. You’re the one that went on and on about how much you like it up your ass, and how to get you wet enough to do it. I’d rather read S_R’s shit than how much you like your ass getting licked. Get over it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:07 pm
S_R, if you were responding to another’s post, I apologize.
I saw no reference to the post because it *contains* no reference to either:
9. astraya – June 22nd, 2008 at 4:08 am
“God saw everything that he had made, and it was very good.”
or
16. Ruairi – June 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
LMAO @ astraya
and as to Latin, Ancient Greek or Ancient Arabic, don’t even start. I don’t need to run to Websters. I learned them , (among others) in both High School and University and keep back up copies of my dictionaries in all three, plus my French and Indo-European at hand.
Remember the bruhaha about my statement that there were some people whose posts I tended to skip reading?
Well Bucko, you’re the one.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:08 pm
nice list brotherman, one of the most lengthy ones I’ve read in a while, and why S_R must you post still?
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:10 pm
nice and gross. I dont think ill be able to sleep for a while.
I saw a video of a guy having botfly larvae being pulled out of his back >_
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Segue, I accept your apology. As for you reading or not reading my posts, that’s fine. I skip certain posts and just skim over others, as well. I wish more people would do the same, in fact. If my posts bother them so much, why read them?
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
because S_R, you keep on spewing religious crap about homosexuality and other stuff when almost everyone who comes here doesn’t care. and you keep on spewing religious crap that a lot of us don’t care about.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 pm
sorry, didn’t mean to say that twice
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm
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S_R: a hint. When you are responding to someone’s post, it’s a really good idea to make some small reference at the outset, so everyone can understand the parameters of *your* post. Otherwise, there is no way, short of all of us suddenly developing ESP, to have a clue as to what is on your mind or agenda.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 pm
I am glad that you all liked the list, became a little more informed and also grossed out. I made a request to Jamie to find the most icky, creepy and disgusting pictures of these parasites that he could find. Apparantly he did a good job!
As I said before, imagine what I felt physically while researching this list. I actually found one of those rolly-polly (real name unknown to me) bugs crawling around inside my bathroom late yesterday evening after submitting this list. I was freaked out because I thought that I had cursed myself with bedbugs or something. Lucky for me they are harmless.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:46 pm
#73 ciunas: That does sound creepy as hell. I feel for those elderly people. That’s just down right terrible. I read that bedbugs seem to simply “appear” out of nowhere as if by magic.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
I’m sorry I mentioned it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:07 pm
BrotherMan (#29): Thanks – I can’t say I ENJOYED searching for the pics
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
I live in the woods, right next to the ocean. So I get all of the woodland creepy-crawlies, plus the sand-fleas by the zillion.
Weird.
Worth it though.
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:16 pm
A truly repulsive list. But these things or rather parasites
must have some sort of purpose in this world. What it is though HELL, i’d like to know.
HOOKWORMS, TAPEWORMS, and all forms of worms I reckon R utterly unlikeable yuk!!!
In regards to the insect things, the TICK makes me want to Vomit. I’ll think twice sleeping and eating now!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
jfrater: It is one of those job requirements you have as an adimin for the site.
Sort of like my job description says at the end of the essential job requirements area:
“Duties as assigned by management”…though I am far from a manager on this site.
Thanks again!
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:45 pm
BrotherMan: It is – and I will keep doing it – even when it gets revolting from time to time! And thank to YOU for submitting this list – it is an excellent one.
June 22nd, 2008 at 3:59 pm
FOR
Black Missile:
I truly wish you weren’t’ so vulgar!
what I said in the “Your View” earlier this week was only stated because of the horrible, misunderstood, ignorant statements that S_R made concerning homosexuals, homosexuality, what S_R considered only ‘homosexual’ acts and consequence he thought where the result of homosexuality.
obviously, this person has a strong belief in his God, and for that, I can respect him. (or her…) but to rant and carry on about something they know obviously absolutely nothing about, using opinions and making up facts to support them… well, there I loose respect.
oh-and I never, EVER “went on and on about how much you like it up your ass, and how to get you wet enough to do it”… I think I made my commenst to illustrate that some women in REALITY land and some hetero couples in REALITY land do engage in behaviors that are perfectly NATURAL with their bodies.
oh-and my comment about not needing lubrication? S_R made snide comments about “if it’s so natural, why do they need lube?” (or something to that effect.)so, due to his(her?) obvious ignorance, I decided to take it upon myself to at least attempt to inform him(her?) that he(she?) was not correct in his(her?) assessment concerning anal sex and lubrication.
Having NOT said anything before, or after, those “Your View” comments of mine concerning sex, I feel it inappropriate that you bring it up here for discussion. (after all, different topic, different day…)
Seems to me that S_R isn’t the only one who can leave certain lists to rest… seeing as how the topic of God/Religion has yet again been dragged into a rather interesting, howbeit, benign list.
FOR
BrotherMan:
very well-written list… little long about Bedbugs, but a pleasant read and although I am familiar with parasites (took an entire semester about them!) it was fun to see a list dedicated to the little creepy-crawlies. too bad you only focused on parasites that effect people…
see this little number…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw
and
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/6977
ringtailroxy
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:00 pm
jfrater:
I e-mailed you a day or two ago and never heard back-i was asking for my Forum password?
rtr
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:50 pm
My opening one-liner was going to be:
“This is BrotherMan’s inhumanity to man”.
That probably wouldn’t have opened up such a can of worms.
(Sorry!)
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:02 pm
ringtilroxy: I replied – you had better check your spam folder
I am unable to see your password – you need to email me with the password you want to use and I will set it to that.
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Three cheers for jfrater and his icky picture research!
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:24 pm
I don’t mind the pictures, its the actual parasite I can’t stand
June 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
Where’s the roundworm? They’re parasites, right?
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
BrotherMan:
the research and quality of writing of this list is awesome.
! highest praise !
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm
this gave me the creeps. *shudders*
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:02 pm
BrotherMan, this was a good list. I’m sorry religion entered into the picture with Astraya’s comment. However, I think maybe she didn’t realize that comment would come across the way it did and was just trying to be funny. But just coming out of that fracas that erupted in the other list, I was still a bit on edge.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Yikes! I don’t want to go to bed now… or go outside… or do anything at all…
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
You left out Nick Hogan(Bollea) and Hillary Clinton.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:26 pm
ringtailroxy: That link you posted argues AGAINST the Jehova Witness’ assertion that only 144,000 will be in heaven with God.
What is commonly believed by some in the Christian faith is that the 144,000 are Jews who will be called out during the tribulation to preach God’s word. At the very least:
“The problem with the number is that it is clearly symbolic, but the question is, symbolic of what? Three major scholarly options have been given. The first is that this figure is symbolic of a group of Jews whom God will redeem at the end of the age. The second is that this is symbolic of a group of martyrs whom God preserves for martyrdom. The third is that this number is symbolic of the whole of the church, which God will protect through the tribulation at the end of the age.”
http://www.answers2prayer.org/bible_questions/Answers/daniel_and_revelation/144000.html
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Apology to JFrater posted in the homosexual marriage thread in post #823. I would like to extend that apology to others who were not involved in the insult slinging (by both sides) and personal attacks. In other words, to the innocent readers.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:33 pm
…and posters, of course.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I cannot stop itching. OMG.
Great list, though. Very nice, BrotherMan. And, uh, thanks everyone for posting those lovely videos about face worms and the like. Not that I eat pork, but those Coke & Pork videos didn’t make me want to any less (I know they’re fake, still…)
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
In response to #96 which states that I wrote “snide comments about “if it’s so natural, why do they need lube?” (or something to that effect.)
Umm, no I did not. It may have been in something I quoted, but I, personally, don’t recall ever writing anything like that. If I’m wrong, I would like be pointed to it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:09 pm
S_R:
I just looked back at the “Your View” post the other day and want to apologize. I unfairly and incorrectly accused you of posting something that you did not-in fact-it was an entirely different comment I referenced, and that was completely my fault.
Here is where I’d like to say an old cliche- We can agree to disagree, can we not? As much as you love your Lord and are very knowledgeable about the Bible, I am as equally familiar with Christianity and the Holy Bible. I
Your references are solid(I have looked them up in my NIV), and I have been (inspired?) to re-read Revelation for the joy of an interesting read.
I desire no more conflict or ill feelings from anyone and everyone. I am as entitled as you are to acknowledge and share what I believe is correct… .
The only difference is that I do not usually initiate such controversial subject matter. at least until I have someone poke me with the sharpened stick of religion, bigotry, racism, sexism,cruelty to animals, and blatant inconsideration to the Earth, I usually keep pretty quiet about such matters.
If the whole world where Christians (or Atheists) then who would we have argue with?
ringtailroxy
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
Hm, this isn’t the place for religious discussions so…
Those are some fairly disgusting pictures you got. I think I just lost my lunch seeing the tapeworm entry. Ugh. I wouldn’t eat a tapeworm if my life depended on it.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
I have worked in nursing homes for the past 6 years and I have seen many cases of scabies, it is not fun. The only way we could ever control it when there was a breakout, was by quarantining everybody in their rooms and showering them with a special wash and lotion. Otherwise it would keep coming back…I was always so itchy just being around them. uck.
I love lists like this. Gross you out, make you squirm and itch kinda stuff…fun times!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Thank you, ringtailroxy.
I agree (to disagree, that is–LOL!!)
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:33 pm
BrotherMan, sorry for taking the focus of your list a little. So, back on subject:
I always wondered why tapeworms don’t get digested? I mean, if the stomach’s lining, didn’t renew itself every three days (I believe that’s what it is) it would digest itself. There’s some powerful agents at work there. Do you know how the tapeworm can survive in such an inhospitable environment?
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I did (and do) have a serious point to make, which I omitted in my desire to be enigmatic. I thought about this earlier this year, when “Amazing chemical reactions” and “Your view: Does God exist?” were running side-by-side.
Everything I learn from science – eg that there are approx 100,000,000,000 galaxies each with an average of 100,000,000,000 stars; that there are 1 million+ known species of insect, and probably many more undiscovered; that chemicals react in strange ways, despite being made up of the same basic ingredients – leads me to 2 conclusions: 1) that God exists, because I cannot comprehend all this happening by chance, and 2) that God is way more clever, way more powerful and way more subtle than most of us can even begin to comprehend.
Insects have their place in the scheme of things. I am not an entomologist or a theologian, so I can’t tell you what that is.
Or, if you believe that God doesn’t exist, you need some very convincing explanation as to how all these stars, insects and chemicals came about.
I won’t post single verses of the bible (or any other religious text) out of context again. (And may not ever mention religion again.)
S_R: Thank you for your recent moderation of tone.
June 22nd, 2008 at 8:45 pm
astraya: There *are* very convincing answers as to how all the stars, insects and chemicals came about, with no god necessary. It’s just up to you to seek them out and decide for yourself.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:26 pm
Yup, I am now paranoid. Here I am reading… Ticks often migrate toward the scalp on humans… next thing i know im going over my head like nuts! No ticks found, but im checking my bed tonight.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Thank you, Astraya.
SlickWilly, I’m embarrassed to keep going off the topic of this list, but I’d like to respond to your satement post #119.
Whether we’re talking about the big bang or quntam physics’ explanation of how all this could be just some random event, well, I ask you: Where did ANYTHING for any of these to be possible even come from? Where did the space come from, if the big bang occurred, or what caused it to even happen? Where did the materials come from that were in singularity to begin with? Where did the laws of physics originate whereby the universe came into being from some random quantum fluke?
You see, no matter which path anyone takes in a scientific approach, they all reach the point that you have to wonder what caused the cause? Why was this cause even available for the origination of the universe (or even for the creation of life).
Then there’s the theory of evolution. I’m not dealing with the evolution of man even, but the evolution of life from a single celled organism. How did we get to where we are? Why would that organism, through various processes, and through myriad phases end up becoming a man?
This is a simplistic answer and I could’ve wrote much more, but it’s late and I’m tired. You see, it’s not unreasonable to at least believe in Intelligent Design. The difference between ID believers and Christians is that Christians personally know the designer.
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Nice list, yeah, it’s gross, but I was dumbed down to all this when I took a Zoology class in college; we spent a whole section learning about parasites. Barf bags were supplied. Seriously.
Anyway, I’m really supriseed the Trichinella worm wasn’t on there, it’s THE REASON why you NEVER want to eat undercooked pork.
It’s a little work that lives in pig meat, and when you eat it starts it’s life cycle, yada, yada, yada, BUT- when it reaches a certian point, it starts making little cysts in your muscles that are incerdibly painful and impossible to get rid of. It’s a disease called Trichinosis, which apparently, SUCKS.
Anyway, COOK YOUR PORK!!!
June 22nd, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Ghostship:
or better yet, just forgo the eating of pork altogether! considering the atrocious factory farming methods used to rear these animals to slaughter weight, it’s a wonder more people don’t get sick. if you are what you eat, then people who eat pork regularly would be anxious, frightened, injured, ill,overweight,sexually frustrated beings who never see the sun until the day of their deaths!
but you can always pork the cook, if you want too…
rtr
June 22nd, 2008 at 11:45 pm
“Whether we’re talking about the big bang or quntam physics’ explanation of how all this could be just some random event, well, I ask you: Where did ANYTHING for any of these to be possible even come from? Where did the space come from, if the big bang occurred, or what caused it to even happen? Where did the materials come from that were in singularity to begin with? Where did the laws of physics originate whereby the universe came into being from some random quantum fluke?”
The answers to these particular questions we may never know scientifically. However, the lack of solid answers alone does not necessitate the presence of a designer. The only thing it means is that we do not know the answer. Only those who already believe in a God will come to the conclusion that God is responsible. They already believe they have some knowledge or proof of God’s existence and will naturally extend that idea to any unanswerable question. “If/Since we can’t explain it…God did it.”
“You see, no matter which path anyone takes in a scientific approach, they all reach the point that you have to wonder what caused the cause? Why was this cause even available for the origination of the universe (or even for the creation of life).”
This is another question we will probably never know the answer to. However, filling the gaps with God necessitates that you explain the nature of God, where he comes from, what his cause was. I anticipate your argument that God, by his very nature, is eternal, he has no cause. This is a variation of the “unmoved mover” argument originally offered by…Aquinas, I think. There are several problems with this argument. Firstly, it assumes that there is indeed a first cause. You are jumping to conclusions when you make this argument. Apparently, the idea of an infinite prime mover is acceptable, but the idea of infinite separate causes is not. Secondly, you assume that even if there is a prime mover, that there is only a single prime mover. It is just as likely that there could be many prime movers, many “gods” as one might put it. There is no way to know, we have no evidence either way. You are simply making an assumption based on your own preconceptions. Lastly, when you envoke the concept of a god, you necessarily invite questions concerning God’s nature, questions that as equally unanswerable, and the more speculation you must make in order to satisfy such questions. Why explain something we know exists in terms of something we don’t know exists?
“Then there’s the theory of evolution. I’m not dealing with the evolution of man even, but the evolution of life from a single celled organism. How did we get to where we are? Why would that organism, through various processes, and through myriad phases end up becoming a man?”
I’m going to take it easy on you regarding evolution, because its 2:30 am here and I have a 14 hour drive tomorrow. However, I will be publishing a list in the coming weeks regarding evolution that should answer most if not all questions you might have. (If you have questions at all. I feel like you already know which side your bread is buttered on.) In short, there are *definately* answers to these questions, and with a little research they can be had with ease. One must have an open mind to find them, though. I can wave fact after fact in front your face all day, you still might not want to listen.
“The difference between ID believers and Christians is that Christians personally know the designer.”
You’d be hard pressed to find a true ID-ist who would admit that the intelligent designer is the biblical god. Most modern ID-ists try to shy away from any connection with the old creationism. And I know, being an obviously devout person, it is difficult for you to understand, but you have no personal knowledge of the supposed designer. What’s happened in your head is a complex interaction of psychology, chemical processes and powerful instinctual desires to produce an effect that you perceive as the presence of a godly entity in your life. However, try to understand that those people that claim to have been abducted by space aliens feel they have had experiences every bit as real as you feel yours are.
Anyhow, this is completely off-topic from the list. We can continue this conversation later, on some other list more suited to this vein of discussion.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:31 am
SlickWilly: I suggest that you check out Jamie’s previous list at Top 15 Misconceptions about Evolution before you do too much work on yours.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 am
Feeling itchy just reading the list, now i’m bloody paranoid.
ringtailroxy – if you dont like pork, you should check this link out:
http://www.japanvisitor.com/index.php?cID=380&pID=1739&pName=eating-dog-korea
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:38 am
ewwwwwwwwwwww…gross…but yeah..reality BITES!…my grandma has one effective (?) or so she said, way to have the bedbugs gone…raise goats..yeah..goat.the offensive smell of this animal kinda makes these cutesies throw up..
that’s what she said…maybe its coincidental but yeah, the bedbugs were gone..hehehe..or so i thought..maybe..not sure now..:D
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:40 am
The tapeworm picture is HORRIBLE! I’m not much of an insect lover.
Now, I feel as if all ten of these are crawling on me despite the fact that I take a bath everyday and am more hygiene-conscious than the typical male with the bedbug statement said. “Bedbugs are usually associated with lack of cleanliness and squalor, but this is not the case. Even the most posh and lavish hotels, apartments and homes have been infested with bedbugs.”
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Astraya and Slickwilly – “Theory of Evolution” we all evolved from a single cell, work with what you could call “General Knowledge”, Intelligent Design is something that the bible bashers want you to beleive in, when, honestly, its about as beleivable as Scientology it self, and i aint seen God populate any other planet near by latley.
Slickwilly – it’d be cool if you could do that list on Evolution, probably set some people straight (and no astraya, that wasnt a dig at you)
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:51 am
This was the kinda controversy we needed over at the last list that was posted
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:53 am
CRSN: I think he is, or he said he would a few weeks back. He should take his time on it though, because it will cause a bit of controversy(to say the least).
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:33 am
I got itchy in bed. I had an urge to go looking for bedbugs between the sheets. (haha)
June 23rd, 2008 at 4:41 am
When my son was about 4 he got a tick on his scalp. Because he has extremely thick hair, we didn’t know it. We found the tick a few days later and got it off his head still alive. He had us put it in a little medicine jar and he carried it around until after it died (about a week later). We took it to the doctor and determined there was no fear of any type of disease, but continued antibiotics from the previous visit. It was disgusting, but he was so proud of that tick. At 12, he still remembers this and will occasionally comment on it.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:13 am
I just threw up a little, in my mouth. Nasty nasty nasty!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:45 am
The worst is when you have a mosquito on your leg and your initial reaction is to smack it, then you get this huge blodd splatter on your leg from who knows how many different victims. DISGUSTING!
I think mosquitos and ticks are the worst!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:38 am
You can safely and effectively kill lice with salt water or a sauna – learn how to kill lice without killing yourself or the earth……
Pediculicide POISONS do not remove nits and are dangerous. Among the reactions to poison shampoo or lice “treatments” are seizures, mental retardation, many different allergies and respiratory problems, strange tingling, burning, itching, attention deficit disorders, brain tumors, leukemia, cancer and death.
I have used a sauna and/or salt water to safely and effectiely kill lice (but the nits remain).
I have also used ½ oz. of Safe Solutions, Inc. Lice R Gone® Enzyme Shampoo and/or their Enzyme Cleaner with Peppermint per shampoo-type application to safely remove both lice and nits.
Read how to safely control all pests at http://www.thebestcontrol2.com
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
My mum started a course on Tropical Nursing recently and she shows me the case notes for it all the time. You wouldn’t believe the BAD parasites that are out there. It’s nasty.
No Lowa-Lowa? They burrow into your eyes and breed. Seriously. And you have to have them removed through the eye as well with tweezers. The photos are disgusting.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
I googled Lowa-Lowa (as parasite) and it came back with no results.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
I was thinking maybe we should have added my brother-in-law somewhere around #4, right after the human botfly… or maybe he IS the human botfly? Did I say that out loud? oops.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:07 pm
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#137. S_R – June 23rd, 2008 at 11:37 am
I googled Lowa-Lowa (as parasite) and it came back with no results.
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I googled lowa-lowa parasite and got over a dozen hits.
Try lowercase.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
First list that has actually creeped me out.
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Google: No results found for “lowa-lowa parasite”.
Wikipedia: No page text matches
Thanks, Segue, but it’s not working for me even using every possible way of searching I can think of. The closest I found was a .pdf on spiders, but when I used “find,” I found nothing in the document. Does anyone have a direct link?
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:34 pm
ugh! I’m washing everything I own TODAY! CLOROX BLEACH where are you?
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
In regards to the text in the Lice article, there are other black people in the world affected by lice. Not just African-Americans.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
S_R: It’s Loa Loa, just type that into wikipedia, and it’ll take you to the right page.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:38 pm
COOL! Thank you, Bill! I found a picture (but it’s not for the squeamish):
http://www.stanford.edu/class/humbio103/ParaSites2006/Loiasis/Images/loa_loa_eye.gif
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Bill, I’ve ried to thank you twice, but it won’t post.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:43 pm
OOPS–do not “click” the link above.
But then, you can’t either clink OR click it as the spaces need to be removed. LOL!!!
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:42 pm
S_R: re the loa-loa photo. I’ve seen so much worse, that this one didn’t even give me a pause.
Lots of incredibly interesting parasites, viruses, bugs, et al, and I just can’t read enough about them. My library is heavy in the sciences, and I am always too astonished to be disgusted.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:50 pm
S_R: You’re welcome, sorry about the delay, it took me a while to get back on my computer.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:36 pm
LOL–a couple of my posts disappeared where I corrected my corrections.
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
i wanna throw up right now…the tapeworm! imagine that living in you!the mere thought is driving me nuts!
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:54 pm
nic: Avoid eating fecal matter and raw meat and chances are you’ll never have a tapeworm problem! (other than psychological trauma…)
:/
June 24th, 2008 at 2:44 am
the human botfly is the worst of them all… sick.
June 24th, 2008 at 7:14 am
eww this list is so sick. i am going backpacking in europe for six months and now i will be [b]paranoid[/b] of bed bugs and everything else. awesome list tho.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:56 am
Nice job BrotherMan.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:11 am
S_R: I wanted to clarify a couple of things from my last post. Firstly, my patience was very short at the time I was writing it, and I realize that my post came off as snobbish. My lack of patience does not excuse this, however, and I want to apologize for the biting words I used. I always like to try and make it clear that religious choices are among the most personal ones anybody can make, and just because I state something related to the subject as fact does not mean that it is so. The questions about god and the nature of reality are very open-ended, and there is just as much evidence to support the existence of God as there is to support his non-existence. Any truly scientifically minded person will never state unequivocally that there is no God. The possibility is there, even for us atheists. This question is purely philosophical, and I apologize to you for not treating it as such.
astraya: I’ve read Jamie’s list on evolution many times. My list will not be centered on misconceptions but proofs. There are several lists concerning evolution on this site, but no indepth list concerning the evidences of macroevolution, which is what I am aiming for.
SRSN/WarningDontReadThis: I’m hard at work on the evolution list. This is the busiest time of the year for me and I’m trying to squeeze it in when I can, but this is a labor of love and it’s something I want to take my time on. It might be another month or so before I finish it, as I’m doing my best to make it accessible but intensive.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:13 am
edit: “…CRSN/WarningDontReadThis…”
June 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
SlickWilly: I’m looking forward to your list!
I don’t know what you do professionally, but you come across as a man well versed in the sciences. For me, the various sciences are a marvelous and firm task-master of an avocation.
So lists like this one, and like (I anticipate) yours, are just perfect for me! I always learn something, and always get turned on to something I want to learn more about.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Segue: Thank you sincerely. Unfortunately, I’m not at a professional level in academia yet, as I’m still in graduate school. I am looking to get my first paper published around the beginning or middle of next year, and should be certified to teach these concepts professionally before the decade is out.
As far as being well-versed in the sciences, yes and no. I consider myself well-versed in the biological sciences, as my areas of study are deeply rooted in those branches. However, I’m not a chemistry whiz (I struggled through inorganic chem. and never made it to organic chemistry) and I’ve never taken a physics course in my life. of course, you will never see me debate physics, and only the very little chemistry I’m familiar with as it pertains to the evolution of the cell. I have a strong background in psychology, as well (it’s a personal favorite of mine, along with being another area of study), but I’m not sure I would consider psychology a true science. I find to be more akin with philosophy and the arts. Anyhow, I too seek out and soak up information that piques my interest. I think it is the hallmark of an intelligent person, to have that hunger for knowledge, and I will certainly try my best to feed your hunger as well as mine with my forthcoming list.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:49 pm
Where are pinworms on this list ??? They are not the same as hookworms or tapeworms. I had them ~20 yrs ago – caught them from one of my nephews while we all shared a beach house – and they are absolutely disgusting. Your anus itches like mad & you can see them in your shit, ESPECIALLY after you are killing them with over-the-counter meds that turn your poop purple. Then you see a lot more of them writhing in your toilet. Just horrid!
Be very careful about ticks – Lyme Disease is not rare in the US & it can cripple or kill you…
I picked up MRSA staph a couple months ago – from a hospital where I’d had surgery I think. It became a huge painful boil on my leg full of blood & puss. Had to drain it myself. 2 months later & there’s still an ugly scar. Not a parasite, but close!
BTW, are “crabs” cubic lice? Luckily I’ve never had them – I’m not that kind of a girrrrl…
June 24th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Slickwilly – what did post #158 mean?
June 25th, 2008 at 6:33 am
It was an edit. I called you SRSN in the comment above it. That’s why it says “edit” at the beginning.
June 25th, 2008 at 7:48 am
Politics is made up of two smaller words: POLY which is a greek word meaning many, and TICS, which are blood sucking insects.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:02 am
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And this is germane to “Top 10 Most Disgusting Parasites” exactly how?
June 25th, 2008 at 10:00 am
This is the last straw….first you don’t include Bush in “Top 10 Deadliest Animals” and now you don’t include him here.You can expect a call from our lawyers.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Now I’m going to burn all my belongings… lol
June 26th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Candiru are real?! They were mention on an episode of Metalocolypse and I thought that was just a joke.
().()
June 27th, 2008 at 3:11 am
uvberot:Hee Hee
June 27th, 2008 at 6:57 am
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160. SlickWilly – June 24th, 2008
…Unfortunately, I’m not at a professional level in academia yet, as I’m still in graduate school. I am looking to get my first paper published around the beginning or middle of next year, and should be certified to teach these concepts professionally before the decade is out…I find to be more akin with philosophy and the arts…
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SlickWilly: at the rate you’re going, you’re be fine. I come from a family of artists( this includes my parents, my brother, his wife, all of our combined children and the spouses of my married children), painters, writers, poets, musicians ( none of us appears to be talented in just one area of the arts, but in 2 or 3 or more), all but my parents have not just degrees, but grad and post grad degrees in their particular area of art, and supports themselves through their art…but here’s the funny thing which speaks exactly to your post! Every one of us is a science geek, and pursues science as if it were the Holy Grail!
What is it that seems to marry art and science so inextricably?
June 29th, 2008 at 4:25 am
omg, thats disgusting!
June 30th, 2008 at 10:08 am
Heh… I just read an interesting NY Times story about parasites, apparently some of us could be better off with them! Probably not any of the ones here though.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/29/magazine/29wwln-essay-t.html?_r=2&oref=slogin&oref=login
June 30th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Could anyone who often posts to listverse please contact me at Nerikasne@hotmail.com? I am coming up with a little birthday present for Jamie/the site. Sorry for the repetition; I’m posting this on all active lists.
July 3rd, 2008 at 4:21 am
i am convinced i have evryone of these things…i swear, i felt something move up my leg, thought it was a leech, but was just my sock…am so going to the doc to see if i have tapewrms, the idea that a big ass worm is in me freaks me out…
yukkk
i wish there was something i could spray myself and my home with that would get rid of everything nasty:(
July 9th, 2008 at 2:39 am
wowowo really really disgusting
July 10th, 2008 at 7:35 am
lol thats badd
July 13th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Ah they are all just nasty!
August 16th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Three words, Ewww, Sick, Nasty!
August 26th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
omg the ticks are the scariest!
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Man this was freaking awesum!
it was very imformitive!
thnxx fer helping me with my science homwork!
i needed the info fer the hook worm!
it aint as nasty as i was expecting it to be
man i wrote a whole bunch!
hehe
November 6th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
EW….This article was very interesting, but it makes me itch and want to take a shower and go wash my hair with lice shampoo. And rub my skin down with rubbin alcohol.
God definately saw his creation was good, but come on why human killers????
December 13th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Oh god
December 15th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
1. lucky234 – June 22nd, 2008 at 3:31 am
Fuck now I’m paranoid
— jjaaja you made me laugh!! but I’m with you on this one! damn!
December 31st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
What about Guinea Worms, mate?
January 13th, 2009 at 7:08 am
This iss disguusstiinngg! :L
February 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 am
Neither I nor my mother reactive to mosquito bites, which comes in handy in the summer. However, where we to visit a region with disease-carrying mosquitos, this could be met with some rather disastrous consequences.
March 8th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
this was a good list. but what about gnats? those things are awful. i used to live in an area by a swamp (which was in my woods) and we always had gnats in the summer. one time one was so big i stuck my finger under it and it came out all bloody. now that was scary! i think gnats should be on here just coz of how annoying they are!! haha
September 13th, 2009 at 1:55 am
You should include some honorable mention for the guinea worm. it digests its way out of your skin for goodness sake!
October 5th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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October 16th, 2009 at 7:59 am
por Dios por santo, let’s all become a vegan..
October 19th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
fuck u all
November 10th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
@lucky234 (1): Me too…
November 26th, 2009 at 3:25 am
I should stop going outside.
January 30th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
i didnt know ticks could get that big!!!!!!