With softball and baseball having their last showing at this year’s Olympics, it seems apt to look back at some of the events that have graced past Olympic Games. As you will see, some of them are extremely bizarre and one wonders how they ended up at the Olympics in the first place.
A highly unusual, yet undeniably fun race, swam over 200 meters. Competitors first had to swim to a pole, climb up and down the pole, then swim a bit, clamber over 2 boats, swim under two more boats, and then swim to the finish. This was held only once, during the 1900 Olympics, and was won by Frederick Lane of Australia.

A silly event that almost certainly attracted equally silly people. This was contested only once, in 1904. Competitors would dive into the pool and remain motionless for 60 seconds or until their head bobbed out of the water, after which their distance was measured. The winner was American, William Dickey, who must be very proud. It is interesting to note that all entrants were Americans. No photos are available of this event so I have used a photo of ladies diving in to a pool.
That’s ‘game of palm’ to us non-Francophones. This game was a precursor to real tennis, and was essentially tennis with your hands or a small paddle in lieu of rackets. Still played rarely today, this sport started as an exhibition sport in 1900, became part of the Olympic program in 1908, and was brought back as an exhibition in 1924.
An American variation on the French sport of croquet, this was played during the 1904 St. Louis Olympics. Understandably, as the sport was virtually unknown outside of the US, all of the competitors were American. The sport was dropped after this Games and is widely believed to have been included for the sole purpose of boosting the USA’s medal count.
The tug of war actually has a real shot at coming back into the modern Olympic program, considering that it was contested in the Ancient Olympics. It was an Olympic sport during the 1900, 1904, 1908, 1912 and 1920 Games, during which time the British won the most medals, including the 1908 Games where the Gold medal was won by the London police force.
It may seem odd to take arguably the most kinetic field event and limit it to a pedestrian pace, but back in the early games, all jumping events (long, triple, high) were also contested from a standing position. The event was in the Olympics between 1900 and 1912.
Another sport with the chance of returning, the rope climb was actually part of the gymnastics program, and was contested sporadically between 1896 and 1932. At the 1904 Games, the event was won sensationally by American George Eyser, who competed with one wooden leg. Eyser went onto win five more gymnastics medals, including two more golds.
An aristocratic sport for men of bravery and honor, right? Well not when your opponent is a mannequin, as was during the 1906 ‘intercalated’ Games. Competitors took turns shooting at a mannequin dressed in fancy clothes from 20 and 30 meters. It returned to make a brief appearance at the 1912 games, before being banished forever (hopefully).
Synchronized swimming already has a somewhat risible reputation at the Games, and its hard to understand the motive for introducing it into the Games, especially when it was preceded by solo synchronized swimming, which was contested during the 1984, 1988 and 1992 Games. A single woman would get into the pool and try to synchronize with the music being played. Yes, it really is as bad as it sounds.
Contested during the 1900 Games, this was the only time when animals were killed for sport during a modern Olympics. Over 300 pigeons were killed during the Games, many of them from the gun of Belgian Leon de Lunden who took Gold with 21 kills. Understandably, the sport was dropped from the program after the 1900 Games and eventually replaced with clay pigeon shooting.
Contributor: JT





























We already had a list similar to this, right?
Great list! very interesting!
everything except no.1 must be placed back, especially tug of war.
heh
number ten seems like a reality show conest.
i wonder which ones are going to be axed from our current olympics?
pankhudi: no – it was a list of sports that shouldn’t be Olympic sports
JFrater: Oh, my mistake, then.
JT: Hey, great list. 1 is damn too cruel and rest are just too stupid. Nice work, done
I want to see Olpmpic arm wrestling. Mens and women division.
Or maybe Olympic spelling.
Cool.
jfrater: I’ll assume that JT isn’t an Australian or a New Zullander, otherwise (s)he would have included rugby. Last won in 1908 by Australia. Reigning Olympic champions! Stick that in your Bluddislow cup and smoke it!!
The standing jumps champion was Ray Ewry, still right up there on the all-time medal winners’ tally.
astraya: JT is from London – so you are right
I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
I’m guessing JT isn’t American either;) Very interesting list and nice biting humor!
I just checked. Australia and New Zealand fielded a combined “Australasian” team, and beat Great Britain, represented by the county champions Cornwall.
I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
jfrater – now I know you’re adopted
kiwiboi: come now – you go to soccer games every weekend not rugby – from that I must presume you too are adopted – of non-kiwi stock
jfrater – very funny. I also go to rugby games when the mighty All Blacks are in the UK.
Besides which, our grandfather (on the Frater side) had 2 cousins who played international football (soccer) for Scotland. So it’s in the blood!
I was on the Redondo Union High School Varsity Distance Plunging team. Its not a SILLY sport! How dare you!
jfrater – if you keep this up I wil have to inform the LV community that you are the New Zealand Solo Synchronised Swimming champion (Men’s Bantanweight Division).
A good list, but the harder you look the stranger the events you find… At least all of these resemble something vaguely “olympic”. What about the man in the 1908 Olympics who won a medal for poetry? Or the year (I forget which) Finland got a gold in architectural design (I’m told it was a city centre planning project…)
The Olympics needs an un-PC type of competition…
Maybe something that involves binge drinking and red meat.
#18, now that’s funny kiwiboi
tug-o-war, that would be amazing to watch. i have a feeling people would ***** and moan about the inclusion but none the less it would receive incredible ratings.
some other elementary school games worthy of inclusion…
-kick ball
-smear the queer (not PC i know, but that is what it was called)
-freeze tag
-dodge ball (against a wall, of course)
and picture the glory of
INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC FOUR SQUARE (and the crowd goes wild!!!)
Synchronized litigation.
Frivilous lawsuits have always been good sport.
Talking about frivilous lawsuits what about introducing life lawyer hunting??!?!?! or lawyer boxing !?!? lawyer kicking in the B@!!s ?!?!
If weightlifting, boxing etc has weight divisions, why not other sports as well? Basketball (under 5 feet division). Gymnastics (over 100 kg division)…
astraya- thats an friggin great idea!
Pole vault with a sumo weight class!
Is 8 not handball? I don’t really know anything about handball, but it sounds like what I would expect it to be.
18. kiwiboi: “jfrater – if you keep this up I wil have to inform the LV community that you are the New Zealand Solo Synchronised Swimming champion (Men’s Bantanweight Division).”
:: sniggers :: That means he has a small penis, right?
Handball is very much like a cross between basketball (but no bouncing, and a smaller ball) and indoor soccer.
Meanwhile, 100 m running (white division).
DK #25 – I can already envision the flab flying… and seismomenters going off around the world… oh my poor head.
Bedtime in Korea, alas. Fun evening, everyone, both here and on “Bad is Good”.
Disc- One classic they should consider bringing back… Red Rover!
it should be “in” instead of “back”
jfrater- Off topic, but I saw Eraserhead based on your reviews in the past. Never has SOUND in a movie unsettled me as much as it did this one..
Pigeon shooting was dropped because it was too messy to clean up the pigeon parts, not because it was cruel to birds.
Bring Back Tug-of-War. That would be awesome!
LOL @ Roque – Frggin Americans!
I want to see Olympic Karaoke.
Tug-o-war should seriously be broght back though. So should baseball and softball.
I think its cool that jfrater is an olympic gold metal winner regardless of the sport.New Zealand needs as many metals as it can get.
28. astraya
Handball is very much like a cross between basketball (but no bouncing, and a smaller ball) and indoor soccer.
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Uh, yeah…basketball is one of “in the blood” family sports. So much so that in the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics I had cousins on both the Australian Men’s and Women’s basketball teams!
I even had the entire Men’s team to dinner (the Women’s team was unable to attend).
Oh man… Tug of War should be back. It looks fun and id like to see competitions between the US and the chinese. Hahaha, that should be nice
Nr 2 is just plain wrong. Wrong!
Astraya- rugby union was at the 1924 olympics, won by the US.
3. Denzell
Nope, bring back blasting the birds.
11. jfrater I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
Just when I thought you were cool…
34. Alana M
You made that up you naughty thing!
41. Phil
Holy crap. The USA remains Olympic Champs to this day! Tell me, has America won a team event since then? In anything?
No cricket? That was played in the first London Olympics; UK won, France got the silver – their team came from the British Embassy.
Wasn’t fishing a winter Olympic sport?
I know some people who have a shot at winning arm wrestling…
Fun list; it is a shame some of these events have been canceled. My son was a provincial gymnastic/power tumbling champion, one of my favorite part of their training was watching them shinny up those long, long ropes. They had to do it a couple ways, with arms only as well as the more traditional method. Tug-O-War would be cool too, as long as no-one is dumb enough to wrap the rope around their hands.
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Wally; What about basketball? I’m pretty sure the US has won that event on more than once occasion. Also, I’m not sure if it qualifies as a team event, but what about relays? The have won medals in both swimming a running. Also pretty sure they’ve won the odd baseball/softball medal.
I want to do that swimming obstacle course. YEAH!
I don’t see why they don’t have that anymore.
Number 9 should be “Plunge Diving” not “Distance Plunging”
Seeing this list, and catching the solo men’s synchronized swimming comment above, reminded me of a SNL skit I saw a long time ago: (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4122944961711350389)
Now THAT’S an olympic quality sport!
Nice list. Obstacle swimming sounds like a fun but indeed silly thing to watch!
I think the most obvious one for an Olympic sport is rope climbing. Kids are trained specifically for that event in gym class!
Oh, and it seems that Tae Kwon Do will be going out as a sport for next Olympics too. That’s what you get for intentionally kicking a referee in the face!!
This is a great idea for a list JT. I remember they talked about a few of these events during the Olympics in Beijing. My favorite is Solo Synchronized Swimming! Isn’t that called an Oxymoron?
Maybe we could have new Olympic sports just for for nerds -
Speed Googling
Minesweeper marathon
Loading Windows sprint
Keyboard discus (could also be laptop discus)
Computer absention
I’m sure others have more ideas.
Anyone sensing a trend for the 1904 games in St. Louis? There was distance plunging, roque, tug of war, rope climbing all of which seemed to have been included to boost the americans medal count…lol I call shenanigans…
46. Kate- Sly Stalone? He’d just turn his red, white, and blue trucker hat around backward and kick ass!
Americans including an event purely to boost their medal count? Bah. I don’t believe that! As if they’d do such a thing. They’re not fussed about how well they go at the Olympics.
Just like in the 2008 Olympics, where they sorted the medals by ‘total medals’ rather than by gold medals like everyone else….
Okay – I would just like to put to rest the rumor started by my dear brother kiwiboi in which he claims that I won a gold medal for bantamweight solo mens synchronized swimming. It is completely untrue!
Okay – I would just like to put to rest the rumor started by my dear brother kiwiboi in which he claims that I won a gold medal for bantamweight solo mens synchronized swimming. It is completely untrue!
so, it was the Featherweight Division…my bad.
McSquida
Well yeah. That’s how its always done. Most people go by overall medals. If you were to say only gold medals counted, then that would say the countries that won multiple medals, but no gold medals didn’t win anything. But even so, it doesn’t matter, there are overall “winners” in the Olympics and I haven’t heard any attempt to proclaim one.
Besides, despite attempts to deny it, there was a lot anti-Americanism at place at this year’s Olympics due to some events that took place in the past eight years
An international game of british bulldogs would be amazing. The games at school were chaotic enough, i can only imagine the destruction that would ensue if a load of highly trained athletes were playing (preferably rugby players)!