With softball and baseball having their last showing at this year’s Olympics, it seems apt to look back at some of the events that have graced past Olympic Games. As you will see, some of them are extremely bizarre and one wonders how they ended up at the Olympics in the first place.
A highly unusual, yet undeniably fun race, swam over 200 meters. Competitors first had to swim to a pole, climb up and down the pole, then swim a bit, clamber over 2 boats, swim under two more boats, and then swim to the finish. This was held only once, during the 1900 Olympics, and was won by Frederick Lane of Australia.

A silly event that almost certainly attracted equally silly people. This was contested only once, in 1904. Competitors would dive into the pool and remain motionless for 60 seconds or until their head bobbed out of the water, after which their distance was measured. The winner was American, William Dickey, who must be very proud. It is interesting to note that all entrants were Americans. No photos are available of this event so I have used a photo of ladies diving in to a pool.
That’s ‘game of palm’ to us non-Francophones. This game was a precursor to real tennis, and was essentially tennis with your hands or a small paddle in lieu of rackets. Still played rarely today, this sport started as an exhibition sport in 1900, became part of the Olympic program in 1908, and was brought back as an exhibition in 1924.
An American variation on the French sport of croquet, this was played during the 1904 St. Louis Olympics. Understandably, as the sport was virtually unknown outside of the US, all of the competitors were American. The sport was dropped after this Games and is widely believed to have been included for the sole purpose of boosting the USA’s medal count.
The tug of war actually has a real shot at coming back into the modern Olympic program, considering that it was contested in the Ancient Olympics. It was an Olympic sport during the 1900, 1904, 1908, 1912 and 1920 Games, during which time the British won the most medals, including the 1908 Games where the Gold medal was won by the London police force.
It may seem odd to take arguably the most kinetic field event and limit it to a pedestrian pace, but back in the early games, all jumping events (long, triple, high) were also contested from a standing position. The event was in the Olympics between 1900 and 1912.
Another sport with the chance of returning, the rope climb was actually part of the gymnastics program, and was contested sporadically between 1896 and 1932. At the 1904 Games, the event was won sensationally by American George Eyser, who competed with one wooden leg. Eyser went onto win five more gymnastics medals, including two more golds.
An aristocratic sport for men of bravery and honor, right? Well not when your opponent is a mannequin, as was during the 1906 ‘intercalated’ Games. Competitors took turns shooting at a mannequin dressed in fancy clothes from 20 and 30 meters. It returned to make a brief appearance at the 1912 games, before being banished forever (hopefully).
Synchronized swimming already has a somewhat risible reputation at the Games, and its hard to understand the motive for introducing it into the Games, especially when it was preceded by solo synchronized swimming, which was contested during the 1984, 1988 and 1992 Games. A single woman would get into the pool and try to synchronize with the music being played. Yes, it really is as bad as it sounds.
Contested during the 1900 Games, this was the only time when animals were killed for sport during a modern Olympics. Over 300 pigeons were killed during the Games, many of them from the gun of Belgian Leon de Lunden who took Gold with 21 kills. Understandably, the sport was dropped from the program after the 1900 Games and eventually replaced with clay pigeon shooting.
Contributor: JT






















September 25th, 2008 at 2:46 am
We already had a list similar to this, right?
September 25th, 2008 at 2:54 am
Great list! very interesting!
September 25th, 2008 at 2:59 am
everything except no.1 must be placed back, especially tug of war.
September 25th, 2008 at 3:03 am
heh
number ten seems like a reality show conest.
i wonder which ones are going to be axed from our current olympics?
September 25th, 2008 at 3:07 am
pankhudi: no – it was a list of sports that shouldn’t be Olympic sports
September 25th, 2008 at 3:27 am
JFrater: Oh, my mistake, then.
JT: Hey, great list. 1 is damn too cruel and rest are just too stupid. Nice work, done
September 25th, 2008 at 4:13 am
I want to see Olpmpic arm wrestling. Mens and women division.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:23 am
Or maybe Olympic spelling.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Cool.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:35 am
jfrater: I’ll assume that JT isn’t an Australian or a New Zullander, otherwise (s)he would have included rugby. Last won in 1908 by Australia. Reigning Olympic champions! Stick that in your Bluddislow cup and smoke it!!
The standing jumps champion was Ray Ewry, still right up there on the all-time medal winners’ tally.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:41 am
astraya: JT is from London – so you are right
I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:42 am
I’m guessing JT isn’t American either;) Very interesting list and nice biting humor!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:48 am
I just checked. Australia and New Zealand fielded a combined “Australasian” team, and beat Great Britain, represented by the county champions Cornwall.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:07 am
I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
jfrater – now I know you’re adopted
September 25th, 2008 at 5:12 am
kiwiboi: come now – you go to soccer games every weekend not rugby – from that I must presume you too are adopted – of non-kiwi stock
September 25th, 2008 at 5:18 am
jfrater – very funny. I also go to rugby games when the mighty All Blacks are in the UK.
Besides which, our grandfather (on the Frater side) had 2 cousins who played international football (soccer) for Scotland. So it’s in the blood!
September 25th, 2008 at 5:27 am
I was on the Redondo Union High School Varsity Distance Plunging team. Its not a SILLY sport! How dare you!
September 25th, 2008 at 5:29 am
jfrater – if you keep this up I wil have to inform the LV community that you are the New Zealand Solo Synchronised Swimming champion (Men’s Bantanweight Division).
September 25th, 2008 at 5:48 am
A good list, but the harder you look the stranger the events you find… At least all of these resemble something vaguely “olympic”. What about the man in the 1908 Olympics who won a medal for poetry? Or the year (I forget which) Finland got a gold in architectural design (I’m told it was a city centre planning project…)
September 25th, 2008 at 5:54 am
The Olympics needs an un-PC type of competition…
Maybe something that involves binge drinking and red meat.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:01 am
#18, now that’s funny kiwiboi
tug-o-war, that would be amazing to watch. i have a feeling people would piss and moan about the inclusion but none the less it would receive incredible ratings.
some other elementary school games worthy of inclusion…
-kick ball
-smear the queer (not PC i know, but that is what it was called)
-freeze tag
-dodge ball (against a wall, of course)
and picture the glory of
INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC FOUR SQUARE (and the crowd goes wild!!!)
September 25th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Synchronized litigation.
Frivilous lawsuits have always been good sport.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Talking about frivilous lawsuits what about introducing life lawyer hunting??!?!?! or lawyer boxing !?!? lawyer kicking in the B@!!s ?!?!
September 25th, 2008 at 6:19 am
If weightlifting, boxing etc has weight divisions, why not other sports as well? Basketball (under 5 feet division). Gymnastics (over 100 kg division)…
September 25th, 2008 at 6:33 am
astraya- thats an friggin great idea!
Pole vault with a sumo weight class!
September 25th, 2008 at 6:39 am
Is 8 not handball? I don’t really know anything about handball, but it sounds like what I would expect it to be.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:55 am
18. kiwiboi: “jfrater – if you keep this up I wil have to inform the LV community that you are the New Zealand Solo Synchronised Swimming champion (Men’s Bantanweight Division).”
:: sniggers :: That means he has a small penis, right?
September 25th, 2008 at 6:55 am
Handball is very much like a cross between basketball (but no bouncing, and a smaller ball) and indoor soccer.
Meanwhile, 100 m running (white division).
September 25th, 2008 at 7:01 am
DK #25 – I can already envision the flab flying… and seismomenters going off around the world… oh my poor head.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Bedtime in Korea, alas. Fun evening, everyone, both here and on “Bad is Good”.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Disc- One classic they should consider bringing back… Red Rover!
September 25th, 2008 at 7:27 am
it should be “in” instead of “back”
September 25th, 2008 at 7:49 am
jfrater- Off topic, but I saw Eraserhead based on your reviews in the past. Never has SOUND in a movie unsettled me as much as it did this one..
September 25th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Pigeon shooting was dropped because it was too messy to clean up the pigeon parts, not because it was cruel to birds.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Bring Back Tug-of-War. That would be awesome!
LOL @ Roque – Frggin Americans!
September 25th, 2008 at 8:17 am
I want to see Olympic Karaoke.
Tug-o-war should seriously be broght back though. So should baseball and softball.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:29 am
I think its cool that jfrater is an olympic gold metal winner regardless of the sport.New Zealand needs as many metals as it can get.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:48 am
28. astraya
Handball is very much like a cross between basketball (but no bouncing, and a smaller ball) and indoor soccer.
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Uh, yeah…basketball is one of “in the blood” family sports. So much so that in the 1984 Los Angeles Olympics I had cousins on both the Australian Men’s and Women’s basketball teams!
I even had the entire Men’s team to dinner (the Women’s team was unable to attend).
September 25th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Oh man… Tug of War should be back. It looks fun and id like to see competitions between the US and the chinese. Hahaha, that should be nice
September 25th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Nr 2 is just plain wrong. Wrong!
September 25th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Astraya- rugby union was at the 1924 olympics, won by the US.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:06 am
3. Denzell
Nope, bring back blasting the birds.
11. jfrater I won’t comment on the rugby as I know nothing about it and find it incredibly dull!
Just when I thought you were cool…
34. Alana M
You made that up you naughty thing!
September 25th, 2008 at 9:10 am
41. Phil
Holy crap. The USA remains Olympic Champs to this day! Tell me, has America won a team event since then? In anything?
September 25th, 2008 at 9:20 am
No cricket? That was played in the first London Olympics; UK won, France got the silver – their team came from the British Embassy.
September 25th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Wasn’t fishing a winter Olympic sport?
September 25th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I know some people who have a shot at winning arm wrestling…
September 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
Fun list; it is a shame some of these events have been canceled. My son was a provincial gymnastic/power tumbling champion, one of my favorite part of their training was watching them shinny up those long, long ropes. They had to do it a couple ways, with arms only as well as the more traditional method. Tug-O-War would be cool too, as long as no-one is dumb enough to wrap the rope around their hands.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/14374881/detail.html
Wally; What about basketball? I’m pretty sure the US has won that event on more than once occasion. Also, I’m not sure if it qualifies as a team event, but what about relays? The have won medals in both swimming a running. Also pretty sure they’ve won the odd baseball/softball medal.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I want to do that swimming obstacle course. YEAH!
I don’t see why they don’t have that anymore.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Number 9 should be “Plunge Diving” not “Distance Plunging”
September 25th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Seeing this list, and catching the solo men’s synchronized swimming comment above, reminded me of a SNL skit I saw a long time ago: (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4122944961711350389)
Now THAT’S an olympic quality sport!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Nice list. Obstacle swimming sounds like a fun but indeed silly thing to watch!
I think the most obvious one for an Olympic sport is rope climbing. Kids are trained specifically for that event in gym class!
Oh, and it seems that Tae Kwon Do will be going out as a sport for next Olympics too. That’s what you get for intentionally kicking a referee in the face!!
September 25th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
This is a great idea for a list JT. I remember they talked about a few of these events during the Olympics in Beijing. My favorite is Solo Synchronized Swimming! Isn’t that called an Oxymoron?
September 25th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Maybe we could have new Olympic sports just for for nerds -
Speed Googling
Minesweeper marathon
Loading Windows sprint
Keyboard discus (could also be laptop discus)
Computer absention
I’m sure others have more ideas.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Anyone sensing a trend for the 1904 games in St. Louis? There was distance plunging, roque, tug of war, rope climbing all of which seemed to have been included to boost the americans medal count…lol I call shenanigans…
September 25th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
46. Kate- Sly Stalone? He’d just turn his red, white, and blue trucker hat around backward and kick ass!
September 25th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Americans including an event purely to boost their medal count? Bah. I don’t believe that! As if they’d do such a thing. They’re not fussed about how well they go at the Olympics.
Just like in the 2008 Olympics, where they sorted the medals by ‘total medals’ rather than by gold medals like everyone else….
September 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Okay – I would just like to put to rest the rumor started by my dear brother kiwiboi in which he claims that I won a gold medal for bantamweight solo mens synchronized swimming. It is completely untrue!
September 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
Okay – I would just like to put to rest the rumor started by my dear brother kiwiboi in which he claims that I won a gold medal for bantamweight solo mens synchronized swimming. It is completely untrue!
so, it was the Featherweight Division…my bad.
September 25th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
McSquida
Well yeah. That’s how its always done. Most people go by overall medals. If you were to say only gold medals counted, then that would say the countries that won multiple medals, but no gold medals didn’t win anything. But even so, it doesn’t matter, there are overall “winners” in the Olympics and I haven’t heard any attempt to proclaim one.
Besides, despite attempts to deny it, there was a lot anti-Americanism at place at this year’s Olympics due to some events that took place in the past eight years
September 25th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
An international game of british bulldogs would be amazing. The games at school were chaotic enough, i can only imagine the destruction that would ensue if a load of highly trained athletes were playing (preferably rugby players)!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Phil @ 41: After further research, I stand corrected. All hail Team USA, reigning Olympic rugby champions.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Wot, no Eton Wall Game?
Solo synchronized swimming for single women. How did they check she was single? Well, I suppose it compensated for the fact she lacked a sexual partner.
September 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I love the tug of war idea. And the arm-wrestling. I beat everyone I know. I would totally do that. Seriously!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
(Sighs) Suppose the U.S. would have taken gold at the Wall Game as well. Bloody useless British amateurs!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
swimming obstacle race was kind’a cool…
September 25th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
The jeu de paume is actually quite awesome. here where i live (in France) we’d play it at school during recess with a tennis ball and our bare hands. All we needed was a windowless big wall and we’d have a blast (its not that rare of a sport.. but it is certainly hard to find an association.. in the basque country its certainly easier to find).
September 25th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
interesting list, solo synchronised swimming sounds real exciting, I would sit up all night to watch that one. NOT.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I don’t see what’s so bad about number one. I mean it’s just pidgeons, they are killer all the time. I personally think that the world has become too sensitive and that in the old days we used to go out and kill other animals for food before they killed us. Now I know we don’t eat the pidgeons and they are completely harmless but I just don’t think it’s that big of a deal. Animals are animals, they get killed all the time and they are NOT people.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
We used to play #8 at school all the time when I was a kid! Called it handball and it was very unorganised and involved a lot of honour on whether you were cheating or not…
And doesn’t that dude in the #5 pic look absolutely ecstatic to be doing his thing?? XD
September 25th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
thats cool
September 25th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
Duelling pistols would be better with two live participants; they could use some sort of Lazer Tag arrangement to prevent carnage.
Tug of War is actually pretty dangerous. There are pictures online of some Chinese dude who had his arms torn off during a competition.
What would totally rule (but will never happen) is if they included Medieval Tournament events like jousting and melee. Just a bunch of dudes with sword pummeling each other until only one is left. I’d watch that against synchronized diving any day.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
I forgot Jai Alai. That should totally be an Olympic sport.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Duelling pistols without Lazer Tags would give more incentive to win and keep on winning!
September 25th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
D Holmes: No, most countries sort by gold, silver and bronze.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:01 am
CRSN – It was union. In those days, union and the olympics were both (theoretically) amateur. The IOC wouldn’t have allowed league anywhere near the olympics. Rugby is still played in the USA, but is a very minor sport.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:05 am
Astraya – Was it League or Union, i could understand them winning the rugby league medal because its similar to the NFL, but Union is another question, because if they won then why didnt they follow through with it and stay on as competitors for something like the Super 14.
i’m gonna have a look
September 26th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Let’s do the time warp again!!!!
September 26th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Oh shit! true, well thats a shocker for me, and to think they waste all this money on the NFL for a nationalised comp when they could enter in to the World cup and be successful.
A bit backwards for me
September 26th, 2008 at 12:41 am
Let’s do the time warp again!!!!
astraya – yeah, that is a little unnerving. I can only think that the webhost’s servers are out of time-sync.
Let’s hope they sort it out soon.
September 26th, 2008 at 12:56 am
wow, and i thought it was only happening in the forums part
the gremlins are loose again, Dangor is gonna have to get his saffari suit and butterfly catcher out
and this just bounced back saying i was posting too quickly.
and again.
and again, note to self, wordpress sucks.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Maybe they could bring back a few sports from the ancient Olympics. How about ‘Pankration’ – UFC with knuckledusters – but for Presidents, Prime Ministers and similar only.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:32 am
sorry guys – the servers must be out of sync – I will see what I can do.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:43 am
Here’s an idea, how about sports that SHOULD really be in the Olympic already.
I nominated Sepak Takraw.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:45 am
It has an international organization and standardized rule. It has a world cup (King’s Cup). It is already a main staple in the Asian Game and SEA (Southeast Asian Game).
September 26th, 2008 at 2:10 am
JFrater and Kiwiboi, I have the unfortunate honour of having a cousin (1st cousin once removed) who was both capped by the All Blacks and England. I wont drop any names, but he is the only player every to have been capped by both countries – even though he only has 3 AB caps
He only gets a little respect because he didn’t get a Springbok cap.
September 26th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Saffa – I know there is only one player to have played in test matches for both NZ and England, so there’s a reasonable chance that your cousin’s nickname when he played was “Trout” (though the guy I’m thinking of had 4 caps for the mighty AB’s).
Anyway…1 cap for the AB’s is worth a truckload of Bokke caps
September 26th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
They should bring back Tug-of-war. More athletic than some of the other shit they do.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
63. Vera Lynn… And the arm-wrestling. I beat everyone I know. I would totally do that. Seriously!
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You seriously want to go up against my Rugby playing, capoeira trained daughter?
The 5′4″ 110lb girl who took down a 6′5″ 250 lb guy who was kicking his girlfriend in a parking lot?
That daughter?
Sure. When and where. I’ve got $5000 doing nothing important.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
September 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I want interpretive dance to be an Olympic sport… =(
September 29th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
Ugh, I’m so tired of the old mantra “You’re not a real kiwi unless you live rugby”. I hate hate HATE rugby with a passion – it’s a boring game, and for what it does to our society. We can only socialize if it’s around rugby; it causes a spike in spousal abuse (numbers turning up to Women’s Refuge the night of a big game); and the lout/drinking lifestyle…gah, it annoys the living spaghetti monster out of me.
It might not have an Olympic medal, but you can win a Commonwealth medal for the Sevens.
Bah.
September 29th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
segue: I think your $5000 is safe for a while longer.
September 30th, 2008 at 8:34 am
astraya, I think so, too. A good thing considering the financial state of America at the moment.
My little (in size only) daughter, Rugby playing, capoeira trained is still the toughest person I know, yet she is also a classical flute player, a jazz sax player, and a reggae triple steel drum player.
She’s also engaged to a very handsome man, a Naval Officer.
Her genius level IQ, and mature attitude keep her gainfully employed.
The stereotypes about rugby players do nothing but annoy me, but then, maybe there is a difference between how Rugby is looked at in the U.S. and in N.Z.
October 2nd, 2008 at 9:30 am
astraya, I think you should look more closely at the Olympic Rugby History. The U.S.A. took the gold in 1920 and 1924, making them the reigning olympic champions.
Also, there are over 1,500 rugby clubs in America, and growing every day. Glendale, Colorado built a new rugby stadium, attached to city hall, and made it the centerpiece of their community. Just one of many examples of the growth in popularity and participation here in the United States.
October 2nd, 2008 at 10:52 am
How about Olympic bullshitting?
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
nina – they do, it’s called world politics
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:35 pm
Roque like in the Shining woah
October 7th, 2008 at 9:10 am
How about literature?
October 20th, 2008 at 12:14 am
The tug of war would have made the Olympics a tad more interesting throughout the years. I say bring it back! =D
December 11th, 2008 at 7:44 am
some sports…great list
July 30th, 2009 at 4:34 am
including and excluding sports in the Olympics nowadays is very political. imagine established sports like billiards, bowling, and baseball (striped-off) are not included when field hockey and curling (in the winter olympics)are included.
July 30th, 2009 at 4:36 am
a sport before it can be included in the olympic must be “widely” played in 3 continents. who plays field hockey “widely” in any continent?
December 29th, 2009 at 6:21 am
I’m so tired of the old mantra “You’re not a real kiwi unless you live rugby”. I hate hate HATE rugby with a passion – it’s a boring game, and for what it does to our society. We can only socialize if it’s around rugby; it causes a spike in spousal abuse (numbers turning up to Women’s Refuge the night of a big game); and the lout/drinking lifestyle…gah, it annoys the living spaghetti monster out of me………….
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