Every boy at some point in his childhood dreams of being a cop – chasing the baddies and bringing justice to the world. The desire to help others in such a manly way has led to a plethora of films and TV programs that feature the awesomest of awesome cops. This list looks at the ten best. As usual, be sure to tell us your favorites in the comments.
Valiant, played by Bob Hoskins, is a toon hating policeman charged with the investigation of a murder wrapped around a love triangle. This is a cartoon that is more geared for adults but still appropriate for children. Valiant plays the standard hard drinking, cursing, fighting cop of the mid. 20th century. Acting with co-stars that aren’t real certainly poses a challenge but Hoskins manages to turn in a good performance in spite of this difficulty.
David Caruso plays the all-seeing, all-knowing cop in C.S.I.’s Miami rendition of the series that made police scientists cool. Caine is one of the more cheesy characters ever to hit the screen, movie or television. He can be expected to utter the most obvious, self-serving line to fit the situation. He is at his best/worst when dealing with children as he lays his bravado on thicker than usual. What would a cop list be without the best police officer ever to live in the entire world? Horatio Caine, an unintentionally hilarious character.
Peter Sellers does a masterful job of playing Inspector Clouseau in the 1963 edition of The Pink Panther. Sellers is one of the most dynamic actors ever, anyone who has seen Dr. Strangelove knows the dexterity of his skills as he plays 3 characters with entirely different mannerisms, even accents. Peter Sellers is one of my favorite actors to grace the silver screen.
The protagonist in the movie “From Hell” is played by Johnny Depp in this who-dun-it surrounding the Jack the Ripper killings of the mid. 19th century. Abberline is an opium addicted, yet extremely clever cop who remains a step behind Jack for the balance of the film, only to come to a surprising conclusion as to the identity of Jack the Ripper.
The Da Vinci Code is a controversial book that spawned a movie based on the quest for the holy grail. Captain Bezu Fache, played by Jean Reno, plays a Parisian police officer who is a loyal member of the Roman Catholic order, Opus Dei. Fache’s motives become clear throughout the film as he acts not in the interest of the law but at the direction of a powerful bishop. But, like all good cops, Fache proves an able study as he unearths the truth behind this conflict of church vs. intellectuals. Despite the fact that the film is crap, like the book upon which it is based, the acting from Reno was definitely good enough for inclusion here.
Sipowicz was the main character of the television series NYPD Blue which was played by Dennis Franz. Sipowicz is the stereotypical New York police officer, outspoken and not afraid to use physical force to convince suspects and witnesses to cooperate. This was an incredibly successful series spanning 12 years, Sipowicz was one of the main forces behind it’s success.
LA Confidential is a story of mid 19th century Los Angeles, White is a cop who develops quite an affinity for prostitute Lynn Bracken, played by Kim Basinger. White and his nemesis Ed Exley, an uber ambitious policeman with a sterling law force lineage, team up to solve the murders known as the “Night Owl Killings”. Along the way they uncover a prostitution ring where women are “cut” to look like movie stars and expose an internal affairs scandal that would threaten to tear down the structure of the L.A.P.D. Bud White has immense physical strength and an uncanny ability to sense and intervene in the abuse of women. He is a fanatic protecter of the fairer sex. Bud White is played by Russell Crowe.
Played by Tommy Lee Jones, Bell is a small town Texas sheriff caught up in a feud between Mexican drug lords, their American accomplices, a contract killer, and a small town boy named Llewelyn Moss who stumbled on a heroin deal gone wrong, making off with over 2 million dollars. Bell is the moral cop who tries, albeit unsuccessfully, to bring in Moss and protect him from the wrath of the Mexican cartels and the contract killer hired by the American importers. This is one of the Coen brother’s less than humorous films, adapted from the book of the same title written by Cormac McCarthy. The film is, of course, No Country For Old Men.
Morgan Freeman plays this cerebral cop who teams up with a young, less cerebral David Mills, played by Brad Pitt. Somerset is in the last stages of his career and has been largely marginalized by the rest of the New York police force. “Seven” is the story of a religiously fanatic serial killer who seeks to find an example of each of the seven deadly sins and murder the sinner in a symbolic way. Somerset and Mills are the detectives who nearly capture the killer, but fail, as he is able to finish his murderous spree. This movie is classified as a horror film but is just as appropriately called a suspense thriller. Kevin Spacey does a very good job playing the killer intoxicated by the Holy Ghost.
In the brilliant film Fargo, Jerry hires two men to kidnap his wife so he can get his rich father in law to pay the ransom of $1 million. Once the ransom is paid the kidnappers will get $40,000 and Jerry gets the rest. That’s the plan, but what happens is something totally different. Blood is shed when a cop and two innocent people are killed. Marge Gunderson is the Chief who investigates the murders. While Marge investigates, Jerry gets involved in deeper problems, ranging from financial troubles, to threats from the kidnappers. Marge Gunderson is played by the indomitable Frances McDormand who is brilliant in every role she plays. She brings a wry wit, down-to-earth character, and humor to the character and creates the role of a cop that you can’t help but love.
Notable Omissions: Dignam from The Departed (played by Mark Wahlberg)
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Great list. I really liked Eddie Valiant. So original.
No John McClane from Die Hard?
Interesting list, reminds me of a few movies I am yet to watch.
ah Eddie Valiant only got in at 10, he definatly should have been closer to number one!! great list tho, x
Frances McDormand + the Coen bros = love.
“I just love biblical names…if I had another one I would name him Jacob or Caleb or Tab–OOOOHHH! He’s an angel! An angel straight from heaven! Of course you WILL be sending him to Arizona State…”
“Nikki and Nora” an unsold TV pilot from 2004 starring Christina Cox and Liz Vassey.
BTW…where is the original TV cop – Joe Friday from “Dragnet”??? Just the facts Ma’am.
Every boy dreams of being Francis McDormand?
Some editing, please – Strangelove (“Dr Stange Love” sounds like a *****o movie); Sipowicz or Sipowics?
Yes, I wanted to be a cop for about three months of my life. My role models were the team on Matlock Police (that dates me as an Aussie of the early-mid 70s, hey?). I ended up as a classical muso English teacher in Korea. I never dreamed of that.
Second John McClane – I long to say “Yippee-ki-ay, mother-f-s” to some of my English classes.
Cool list
Nice to see Marge at number one
I don’t know if she counts because she was in training but Clarice Starling from Silence Of The Lambs
Keep up the good work!
you always spell ‘led’ wrong
what the!!!???? .. where’s Belker fom Hill Street Blues?
Oh, Horatio. It’s impossible to look at him without laughing.
Glasses on, glasses off.
#4 “LA Confidential is a story of mid 19th century Los Angeles…”
Mid-20th century! although it would be funny to have Kim Basinger as civil war era prostitute, haha
or a hussy from the gold mine towns since the movie was based in California.
This is still a good list, though…*pulls of glasses in H. Caine fashion* A fine list.
I think that #4 should be 20th, not 19th century.
Horatio Caine haft to be the most ridiculous cop of all time!!!
Ah, no Cagney & Lacey? LOL
Wasn’t Eddie Valiant an ex-cop who left the force to become a PI?
Nitpicking I know, but you gotta have it
Copaface: love Clarice Starling, but I don’t think she can be included because she is not a cop – she is an FBI agent.
Writergal: Cagney and Lacey may not be on the list – but rest assured, they are in our hearts
C`mon,gimme a F break…u can put Horatio Caine and can`t Frank Pembleton or any other character from “Homicide: Life on the Street”?!
I love the other characters,but BIG(….make it HUUUUGEEEEE) mistake with the thing mentioned above…..
The fact that half of the list is made up of very forgettable, very unoriginal performances and characters (Caruso's character and the Roger Rabbit junk) and Pembleton isn't on here … makes this list one of the worst. Laaaaaame.
No RoboCop?
astraya: for all your corrections and willingness to offend, you may be next in line for an admin job! Thanks for the tips – I have corrected the text.
whoopee: hahaha you are right – I need to do a list on top 10 spelling errors jfrater always makes! It is now corrected.
Eddie Valiant is not a cop !!! He’s a PI !!!
JFrater – Good, so if Eddie Valiant is a PI, and you have to take him off this list, then you have space for the dames! hehehehe.
Where’s McGarrett? Book ‘im, Danno!
Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon and Bruce Willis in Die Hard? I mean they’re more badass then any of the cops here. Granted their personalities are surely less complex, thats perhaps why they are more badass and get straight to business.
Also I too am pretty sure Eddie Valiant is a private detective.
jfrater: ahh
I see. Still happy to see Marge at Number 1 though.
PS – I got a reply
I feel rather special right now…
Pretty good list, reminds of a few films I really need to see.
Although I was surprised not to see the Gene Genie, DCI Gene Hunt from Life on Mars.. he’s certainly one cool TV cop.
John McLaine would be a good addition…
It is the only CSI I can’t watch due to his pure awfulness.
I nearly fell off my chair when I saw Horatio Caine, but then I read the text and it all made sense
I love Marge Gunderson – good number 1.
jfrater: I try not to be offensive!!!! (aggrieved look) About half an hour before I read this list and made that comment I had a phone call from my Korean co-teacher to discuss the next week’s lessons, so I immediately snapped back into “teacher” mode. Anyway, it looks like I’m not the only one. It seems I missed “led”. There is a volume of a major legal work in Australia published with one instance of “lead” instead of “led” because I missed it. There is another with an index entry “statues” instead of the rather more legal word “statutes”. My worst ever was a corrigenda list with the word “corrigenda” spelled/spelt incorrectly, though my excuse is that someone else typeset that. My colleagues were always amazed that I would point my mistakes out to them. My rationale is that I am terrified of people pointing out my mistakes to me, so get in first before they can.
Me an admin? I’m allergic to asshats.
Eddie Valiant was a private investigator, not a cop.
Also… No Harry Callahan, Bullit, John McLane or John Hartigan? What a weak list.
how about Jack Lord from Hawaii 50. “Book him Danno”
This one was a nice list, please guys don’t hate on the contributor! I understand it’s hard to compile a list like this because just when you think you’ve done a great job, people start pitching in with their own favourite characters and that’s when you realize you’ve forgotten something or left somebody out. And after all, this is the contributor’s opinion! Let’s all take it as an occasion to reminisce on our own favourite movies and TV shows. If I had to contribute with a name, I’d go with Starsky and Hutch. The original series, mind you!
No Lt. Columbo? For me the greatest cop ever
copaface: don’t feel too special – I am just a regular guy commenting on a regular website
what about Gibbs from NCIS?
astraya: I am shocked! Are you calling Mom424 and Cyn asshats?
As for your obsession with your own mistakes – I suffer from the same problem – though unfortunately I am not always quick enough to catch them all
John McClain from Die Hard should be here.
jfrater: Whayy I got two replies
Now I feel EXTRA special…
Lol just kidding
It’s snowing here so it well cheered me up…
Especially since this is the only good website on college computers that isn’t banned this website is my only form of entertainment from 9am-4:20pm
As I said… Keep up the good work
x
Wheres Rebus, he’s a proper hardass
Cybill Bennet – Silent Hill
NoNoNoNoNoNoNo….No….No….No… how could you think so?
I was saying that administrators have to deal personally with the very small fraction of the List Universe membership who are asshats. As a private citizen I can ignore them. Apologies to Cyn and Mom424 if you also interpreted this as jf did.
I was very shocked to find “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” in here. One of my all time favorites!
“The DaVinci Code” movie was all right, but to say that the book wasn’t well written? Atrocity, I say!
Harry Callahan
Rumpole of the Bailey
Columbo
Hercule Pirot
“Go ahead, punk…make my day!”
I can’t believe that Dirty Harry didn’t make the cut!
If you’re going to have ex-cops on the list then you need to put Adrian Monk at #1. At least he still works for the police department as a paid consultant, so he is on the public payroll. He has solved over 100 murder cases as a consultant. He was going to stop at 100 (It’s a nice round number) but unfortunately he also solved murder #101 on the same case and had to keep going. Hopefully you all will stop the comments at #100.
I was hoping to see the cops from Reno 911! here since this list includes TV cops. Those guys are hilarious!
Frank Pembleton was the best TV cop of the 90′s. Tubbs and Crocket were the best of the 80′s. Monk owns the double naughts. Probably have to go with Joe Friday for the 60′s. Not sure about the 70′s but there were a lot. If we went with private investigators (not private eyes) then #1 would be Thomas Magnum.
I think the policemen most deserving to be on such a list are those in Assault on Precinct 13 and 16 Blocks.
In both cases, putting your life on the line to fight off the government and other police just to serve justice – has to be admired!
Pleased to see Morgan Freeman.
Axel Foley from Beverly Hills Cops
Weak List. C’mon no one from The Wire. Freamon, McNulty, Bunk??!!! It’s only the best cop show ever put on television.
Pretty good list. Missing some of the classics. Peter Falk as Columbo has already been mentioned, but my favorite is sadly missing; Dennis Weaver as McLeod. Kudos to the folks who have mentioned Frank Pembleton from Homicide. Awesome portrayal by Andre Braugher, he too should have been included.
Love the Horatio comment – we actually do the “Horatio” when we walk into a room, whether the show is on or not. You enter, throw your head over your shoulder, puff up your chest, and remove your glasses or alternatively look pointedly over the top of them. Similar to the Dramatic Hamster viral video – but Horatio did it first.
Where is Gibbs, Bullit, Mc Nulty, don’t really agree on most of the list
No dirty harry? no robo cop? but inculde the guy from that terrible da vinci code film? I have problems with these kinda lists for exactly this kinda reason, the strongest lists have always been the ones where you learn intresting facts.
#3 small town boy???
He is from a small town but he sure as hell is not a boy
he is a grown ass man that almost gets away with all of it
Sorry, but another awful list focusing strictly on characters from the last twenty years or so. Great film (and some great TV) existed before that, kids. In fact, a hell of a lot greater than the lame choices on this list.
Vic Mackey from “The Shield”.
Harvey Keitel from “Bad Lieutenant”.
Both of em corrupt tragic badass cops.
But good list, nonetheless.
Kinda disappointed myself here folks. There should be some sort of review process before these lists get published. Perhaps more research because there are quite a number of huge omissions. I think the writer could have stuck with either just TV or just movies. Pretty obvious they put their own personal favorites up there. I could think of about 20 better choices and I just woke up!
Vincent D’Onofrio from Criminal Intent. Superb actor.
You mean to tell me that you compiled this list without a mention of “Dirty Harry”, yet have the nads to put up Horatio Caine instead? And I’ll take William Peterson as Gil Grissom and Will Graham (Manhunter) any day over any role played by David Caruso.
This list is BOGUS, dude.