I’ve been contemplating writing a list for a while now and finally got my inspiration from watching one of my favorite cooking shows, Good Eats. (Hush, Jamie. I know you hate that show.) My love of cheese has grown throughout the years, from asking my parents for some “cheesh” please to carefully selecting a new cheese to try from the gourmet section of my local grocery store. I hope you all enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed researching and writing it.
The root of the English word cheese comes from the Latin caseus, which also gives us the word casein, the milk protein that is the basis of cheese. In Old English, caseus was cīese or cēse, which became chese in Middle English, finally becoming cheese in Modern English. Caseus is also the root word for cheese in other languages, including queso in Spanish, kaas in Dutch, käse in German, and queijo in Portuguese. Caseus Formatus, or molded (formed) cheese, brought us formaticum, the term the Romans employed for the hard cheese used as supplies for the legionaries. From this root comes the French fromage and the Italian formaggio.
Cheese consumption predates recorded history, with scholars believing it began as early as 8000 BC, when sheep were first domesticated, to as late as 3000 BC. It is believed to have been discovered in the Middle East or by nomadic Turkic tribes in Central Asia, where foodstuffs were commonly stored in animal hides or organs for transport. Milk stored in animal stomachs would have separated into curds and whey by movement and the rennet and bacteria naturally present.
Egypt brings us the earliest archeological evidence of cheesemaking, found in tomb murals that date back to 2000 BC. These cheeses were likely to have been very sour and salty (lots of salt was needed to preserve the cheese in the hot, arid climate) and similar to a cottage cheese or feta in texture. Cheeses made in Europe didn’t require as much salt because of cooler conditions, thus paving the way for beneficial microbes and molds to form and give aged cheeses their interesting and robust flavors.
Ancient Greeks and Romans were the first to turn cheesemaking into a fine art. Larger Roman houses even had a special kitchen, called a careale, just for making cheese. After developing new techniques for smoking and adding other flavors into cheeses, the Romans spread this knowledge slowly through their empire. Local resources allowed for different varieties to develop along the way.
After the fall of the Roman Empire, innovative monks were responsible for inventing some of the classic varieties of cheese we know today. According to the British Cheese Board, Britain has approximately 700 distinct local cheeses. It is thought that France and Italy have perhaps 400 each. The varying flavors, colors, and textures of cheese come from many factors, including the type of milk used, the type of bacteria or acids used to separate the milk, the length of aging, and the addition of other flavorings or mold.
Although most cheese is produced from cow, sheep, or goat’s milk, it can and has been made from a plethora of milk-producing animals. A farm in Bjurholm, Sweden actually makes moose cheese. The lactation period of moose is short, lasting from about June to August, and the farm, owned by Christer and Ulla Johansson, keeps three moose that produce only 300 kilograms of cheese per year. The moose cheese sells for roughly US$1000 per kilogram. Places in Russia also produce moose milk but have not had success with moose cheesemaking due to its high protein content.
The United States is the top producer of cheese in the world, with Wisconsin and California leading the states in production. Although the US produces the most cheese, Greece and France lead the pack in cheese consumption per capita, averaging 27.3 and 24.0 kilograms per person in 2003 respectively. In the same year, the average US citizen consumed around 14.1 kg, although cheese consumption in the US has tripled since 1970 and is continuing to increase. Pictured above is cheez whiz. Keep it classy.
Limburger cheese is notorious for its strong and generally unpleasant odor. The bacteria known as brevibacterium linens causes this. It is also found on human skin and is partially responsible for body odor. The Chalet Cheese Cooperative, located in Monroe, Wisconsin, is the only maker of limburger cheese in North America today.
When eating cheese fondue, make sure to save room for “the nun” at the bottom of the pot, or la religieuse. Religieuse means nun in French and usually refers to a type of pastry. There is much speculation as to why the cracker-like, toasted cheese layer found in the bottom of a caquelon is called la religieuse, ranging from the legend that monks saved the last remaining bits of fondue for the nuns to the idea that eating it is a religious experience. In German, it is called the Großmutter or grossmutter, which translates to grandmother. The meaning behind this use is also unclear.
“A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be over sophisticated. Yet it remains, cheese, milk’s leap toward immortality.” Clifton Fadiman (American writer and editor; New Yorker book reviewer, 1904-1999)
“A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.” Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (French lawyer and politician, epicure and gastronome, 1755-1826)
“Many’s the long night I’ve dreamed of cheese — toasted, mostly.” Robert Louis Stevenson (Scottish novelist, poet, essayist and travel writer, 1850-1894)
“How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?” Charles De Gaulle (French general and president, 1890-1970)






























Well that was about as interesting as the title suggested!
cheese and facinating are oxymorons, cmon this site deserves better than this stink
the moon is made of cheese
“A dinner which ends without cheese is like a beautiful woman with only one eye.” Is it really? Wow…lol thats just a little extreme don’t ya think? I think this guy needs to leave cheese alone for a while…maybe find that beautiful woman to fill that lonely, cheese filled void in his life cuz…dang
sewriously…cheese??? i wait until 0230h to find out what the new list will be and we get this! wow jfrater, the well really must be running dry. this is the driest most uniteresting list i have ever seen, even on onther lesser wbesites about stupid lists, i don’t think any of them reall would have sunk this low to even waste time on the subject. I am very seriously dissappoointed!!
I thought this list was fairly interesting
and unexpected =P The inspiration for it made me laugh though
This is a very nice fun list, thank you. xxx
wow my spelling sucked
Cheese hmmmm. Nice list btw
How could anyone hate Good Eats?
And as a remedy for asthma, a Hogget(an immature sheep past the ‘baby’ stage; what we call an adolescent), is fed excess amount of milk, and boiled alive in a big enclosed tank. Finally its taken out and the stomach is cut open for the fresh cheese inside.
I don’t whether it cures u or not,but it sure sends u to hell after your time is up.
I also LOVE cheese, therefor loved this list.
I don’t know* ^
Im not a big cheese eater, but then again what will a good greek salad be witout feta and black olives – enjoyed the read thanks.
Sorry should be without @(14)
I thought it was interesting Cheeshy. And Good Eats is a great show.
Good job, Cheeshy! Interesting and I like your writing style
boring list
Love this list! Good work! Actually I love all food related lists. I just can’t understand all the nasty comments…
Didn’t your parents raise you with the instruction ‘if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all’?
Interesting list. Can see why it’s not for everyone, but hey, you can’t please em all. I liked it. Thanks. D
Honk if you love cheeses!
lame list
only number 1 surprised me =S
“Facts About Cheese” yes but the word “Fascinating” was misleading.
I love cheese
You haven’t lived until you’ve tried roasted Halloumi cheese.
Make sure its Cyprus make. All others are copies.
What an incredibly cheesy list!
But seriously folks, if you don’t like the list then move on. No reason to be mean about it. How about you try coming up with something fresh and interesting everyday that will keep everyone happy?
Liked the list. You can never have too many useful pieces of information.
GREAT LIST…..I LOVE GOAT CHEESE! ITS A VERY VERY RICH CHEESE….
I’m craving…
I love cheese too and I like the list.
Cheese = <3
“Cheese is milk’s leap toward immortality.” – Clifton Fadiman
Well I enjoyed this list. It was informative without being pretentious and list which containes that De Gaulle quite is ok with me.
I am aware of the terrible place to put this information, but this is reggie5N’s spouse reporting. Reggie suffered a fatal bite from a coral snake the other day. I hope we can find the humor that this is posted under a cheese list. Although this might be a downer on the list, it was not the snake’s fault. Reginald was simply trying to relocate it to a new area where someone won’t kill it, and our area does not supply antivenin.
Once again, I just thought I’d say that this man has passed on. I take all fault for sort of ruining this list. But as Wallace once said, “Cheese makes everything better. Especially funerals,” I believe that was from collection, “Misadventures of Wallace and Gromit”?
Haha! Did you not notice that the title is about cheese and the author is name “chees”hygirl? Maybe that is why you chose the topic. Glad there will be a new list! Had been waiting. Um, cheeese, yuuuuuuuuum.
Wow…each to his own…
Imagine a cheese made of killer whale milk and you’re as thin as 40 kg and the next day you grew to 80 kg. SO what would that be like if you turned it to cheese? Greeeeeeeeeat list btw. Cheese and milk addict. =V
Cheesus !
I live in Wisconsin!
when making cheese you can use the biproducts (the ratio cheese to waste was 9:1 i think, when making industrally) to make better thing which are worth alot more. The cost of producing Cheese is higher than the selling price of cheese. So how do they make there money.????
Process the waste stream correctly and you can produce Whey protein Concentrate, and that is where the money is made
#’s 2-5-8 dbrownl Ifn you can do a better list, PUT UP OR SHUT UP and more than your spelin sux.
You know Good Eats is a great show when I love it yet I don’t cook at all. Long live Alton!
Great list, Cheeshygirl! I had no idea about moose cheese. Not sure if my love of cheese would extend that far.
I love cheese. Went shopping last night and forgot to get some cheese. So, I was bummed and now I see this list and really want some cheese.
mmmmm….cheese.
@astraya (21): Honk!
Wow. What up with the first few comments? You can see from the introduction how strongly Cheeshy feels about this subject. So when you’re being nasty, you’re not just saying “oh this list wasn’t for me”. Imagine how poor Cheeshy felt when he/she (sorry, Cheeshy!) read those remarks. Shame on you. If you aren’t interested in a subject, wait until the next list and be quiet. I’ll bet for every list that you like there are a few people that don’t like it but have the manners to shut up about it.
Now-on to the subject. I tried limburger once. It’s one of those foods that don’t taste like it smells. I kinda liked it but haven’t had any since.
My bad. I just saw that the author is Cheeshy girl not Cheeshy! Sorrysorrysorrysorry!
You can milk anything with *****. Hence, MORE cheese PLEASE! Great list Cheesh…
You just made my day.
Cheese. It’s like a women. Can’t like with Limburger. Can’t eat a hamburger pattie without it.
Cheese. It’s like a box of chocolates, just when you think you’re on top of it, it squirts you in the eye.
Cheese…. Alright I’m out.
I love cheese, and I love Good Eats. Alton Brown is my hero.
Damien. Bet you you can’t milk my cat! She’s just turned 21 years old…
Can I pay you to try?
Random but awesome – I hope those people who have said rude comments choke the next time they eat cheese
I love cheese. But I’m lactose intolerant =( Not fair!
I milked a cat once. To help out the runt of the litter who couldn’t reach the teat.
… I wonder if anyone’s tried to make cheese out of human milk…
Has anyone read Nation by Terry Pratchett?
This woman had a baby and couldn’t feed it so our hero goes out hunting wild mummy pigs at night so that he can milk them to feed the baby.
The bizarre part is that he has to do it orally.
Whoa, whoa, whoa…. wait a second… How could ANYONE hate the show Good Eats?
HOW?
They have to be crazy.
i think people should stop being so rude.
there was nothing wrong with this list.
if you have a problem with the lists why dont you send in your own, then? jFrater works hard to bring us new lists every day and you have the audacity to criticize? you should be ashamed. ugh…
Ahh sonicsuicide (45) your quotes were as crap as the quotes in this list. Not a bad list all up but maybe a little too much wikipedia input.
Has anyone considered making human breast milk cheese? Dont know if I could drink raw breast milk but I could put a slice of it on a sandwich. Would human rennet be necessary though?
Oooh sonicsuicide (51) you beat me to it you bastard!
Interesting, but not really a list. More an essay with headings all about cheese.
i love lists about foods!
i am now off to eat brie on cracker
mmmmm lol