Seeing as the previous prehistoric monster list was a hit and I’m very happy about it, I decided to submit the list of the monsters which deserved a spot in the list (and which I did consider) but didn’t get selected at the end. Thanks for the comments on the first list, enjoy this one, and happy Easter!
The Basilosaurs were primitive whales that looked rather like sea serpents, with small, reptilian-looking heads and very long and slender bodies. They lived during the Eocene, a time of warm oceans, so they didn’t have to store great amounts on fat to keep their body temperature in cold waters as modern day whales do. Basilosaurs were the top predators of their time, feeding on anything they could catch, including sharks and smaller whales. The largest Basilosaurs were in the 20-30 meter long range. An interesting fact is that, when the first basilosaur remains were found, they were thought to belong to a giant sea lizard or snake, hence the dinosaurian-sounding name!
Argentavis was the largest flying bird that we know of; it had a wingspan of 8.5 meters! That’s larger than most known pterodactyls. Argentavis lived in South America and looked basically like a giant vulture; it belonged to the group of teratorns, which were similar to today’s condors but better adapted for a predatory lifestyle, instead of just scavenging on other animal’s kills. Some scientists believe that Argentavis’ smaller relatives were possibly the inspiration for the Thunderbird legends of Native Americans. But Argentavis itself was never seen by humans, for it went extinct 6 million years ago.
A gigantic armored fish that ruled the oceans during the Devonian period, long before sharks took over. This monster could grow up to 10 meters long and had jaws shaped like double blades; it had one of the most powerful bites of all times and some scientists believe that it could probably bite through metal if it was alive today! It was also protected by a thick plate armor that made it rather slow compared to modern day sharks, but since most of its prey weren’t too fast either, that wasn’t necessarily a problem. There was only one thing Dunkleosteus was afraid of; larger members of its same species. Indeed, there is evidence that these fish ate each other once in a while.
The Chalicothere was a prehistoric relative of horses, but instead of hooves, it had sharp claws that were an useful weapon against predators.
In order to keep the claws from wearing out, the Chalicothere walked on its knuckles, like an ape, and it probably looked like a strange cross between a horse and a gorilla, or perhaps a giant sloth. This amazing beastie lived in Africa, Eurasia and North America during the Eocene to Pliocene periods, and despite its monstrous looks, it was completely vegetarian.
Although closely related to scorpions, these monsters actually belonged to a different group, the eurypterids, which ruled the oceans during the Ordovician period, and existed for millions of years before finally going extinct at the end of the Permian period. These giant marine bugs looked like a bizarre cross between a scorpion and a lobster, with a tapering tail armed with either a venomous harpoon-like spine or a flat swimming fin, depending on the species. They were able to survive on land, but spent most of their time underwater, where they fed upon any smaller creature they could catch. The largest sea scorpions could grow up to three meters long or more!
Mosasaurs are often thought to be marine dinosaurs, but they are actually close relatives to today’s lizards and snakes. These reptiles ruled the oceans during the late Cretaceous period, and were extremely voracious; among the prey animals found in the stomach cavity of mosasaurs are sharks, giant squid, and smaller marine reptiles, including other mosasaurs. They had many razor sharp, serrated teeth (even in the roof of the mouth!) and could grow up to 20 meters long! That’s bigger than the biggest carnivorous dinosaurs, making mosasaurs the largest known predators of the Late Cretaceous (sorry, T-Rex…)
Doedicurus was a relative to today’s armadillos, but it could grow up to the size of a VolksWagen Beetle (around 4 meters long and weighing up to 2 tons), and had a long tail armed with a deadly, spikey club, quite similar to those used by knights during Medieval times. Fortunately, it was a vegetarian; its deadly tail club was a defensive weapon only, and it came handy against the blood thirsty predators it shared its habitat with, such as sabertoothed cats and gigantic jaguars. Doedicurus lived in South America during the Pleistocene and became extinct about 11.000 years ago.
Elasmotherium was a gigantic rhinoceros that lived in the steppes of Asia during the Pliocene and Pleistocene periods. At 7 tons, it was as heavy as a Tyrannosaurus rex! This formidable beast had one single, two meter-long horn coming out of its forehead, and some scientists believe that it was the inspiration for the first unicorn stories, which were told within the creature’s former range. (Personally I think it’s a neat idea, much better than a corny little pony, but that’s just me…) Elasmotherium is also noted for its legs, which were longer than those of other rhinos and allowed it to gallop at high speeds despite its incredible size. It is possible that this incredible beast had no enemies at all once it reached its adult size.
Technically known as Varanus priscus, Megalania was a gigantic lizard closely related to the Komodo dragons of our days. It was however much larger, up to 7 meters long, maybe more, and armed with a set of extremely sharp, serrated teeth most similar to those of meat eating dinosaurs. Just like its living relatives, Megalania seems to have been venomous (monitor lizards were recently discovered to produce venom, which combined with nasty bacteria in their saliva explains the Australian aborigin saying that “a goanna’s bite does never heal”). Its venomous bite and razor sharp teeth allowed Megalania to kill prey as large as the rhinoceros-sized marsupials that roamed Australia during the Pleistocene. But what makes this reptile really scary is that it coexisted with humans, and probably ate them once in a while before finally going extinct 40.000 years ago.
It is kind of surprising that pliosaurs had to wait until the airing of famous TV show Walking with Dinosaurs in 1999 to become famous. Known since 1841, these humongous reptiles were the absolute rulers of the Jurassic and early Cretaceous seas, and actually, they include the largest predatory animals known to science. Some of them, such as Liopleurodon and Kronosaurus could grow up to 10, 15 or even 18 meters long, and fragmentary remains and bite marks on the bones of other marine reptiles suggest that the largest were within the 20-25 meter range! Indeed, pliosaurs were my initial choice for the first place in the previous list, but being the avid dinosaur lover that I am, I couldn’t resist the temptation to put Spinosaurus instead. Oh well…
Pelorovis was an old relative of today’s ill-tempered Cape Buffalo. It was however much bigger, being up to 2.10 meters tall at the shoulder and with almost ridiculously long horns. Fossilized Pelorovis horns are about one meter long, but when the animal was alive, they were covered on a keratinous sheath that increased their length to over two meters! If Pelorovis was, personality-wise, similar to its living relative, then it probably was one of the most dangerous creatures of its time. It became extinct quite recently, about 4000 years ago. That means it was still roaming the plains of Africa when the Great Pyramyd of Egypt was built!































Awesome, love the dino lists!
I’m loving this list! I knew of a few more than I did last time, and it’s nice to see their recognition here.
One question though, in #6, which one is the sea scorpion and which the extinct 1970′s sitcom character?
I’m so glad these are all extinct. I’m going to have nightmares tonight. I thought for sure it would be an Easter list, but thank you for the great read.
PS: That is one big Armadillo!
Also, One big Scorpion!
Argentavis, the giant feathered bird that looks like a regular, present day bird, but is HUGE is the weirdest creature on the list to me.
Guess it’s that it looks familiar but totally the wrong size makes it surreal or like a creature from an old Hollywood stop motion fantasy film.
Wow cool list..i am just wondering what would happen if some of these were not extinct..the argentavis thing is the weirdest to me..just think you are with some friends and an argentavis is around..”hey wasn’t he behind us? So where did he go?” *looking upwards* “OMG!”
The picture for 6 is superb.
#1 looks like a mutated penguin from hell.
#8 – There’s a (replica) skull of one of those on the timeline wall at my local aquarium, and I love to see it – it reminds me of a snapping turtle, only MASSIVE!
And Pliosaurs are awesome. (:
Whoa! How did you learn about these? Wow! Very cool!
Did the huge rhino thing kill mammoths?
Don’t you just dig that 70′s groovy feel for the sea scorpion? That one had me laughing!
Wasn’t the Doedicurus in the movie Ice Age? The one that poo’d in the road and that Sid stepped in it? That movie was awesome too!
“Near this river is a vast wilderness wherein they say is an animal that is less than a camel and more like a bull in size. Its head is like the head of a camel, and its tail is like the tail of a bull, while its body is like the body of a mule, and its hooves are like the cloven hooves of a bull. In the center of its head, it has a thick round horn, which as it rise from the head of the animal gets to be thinner until it becomes like the point of a lance. The length of some of these horns is from three to five cubits, and there are those that may attain to a greater or lesser length. The animal grazes on the leaves of trees, which are quite green. When it sees a horseman, it makes straight for him, and if he happens to have under him a fast horse, he is rendered safe from it with some effort. If it overtakes him, it removes him from the back of his horse with its horn, hurls him into the air, and then catches him with its horn. It continues in this manner until it kills him. It does not bother the horse in any form or manner. They seek out this animal in the forests in order to kill it. They do that by climbing the tall trees among which hit is found, and with this object in mind, they assemble a number of archers with poisoned arrows. When it stands in their midst, they shoot at it until it is severely wounded and killed by them.” Ibn Fadlan
Another very cool list. I enjoy learning about prehistoric creatures, as do my nephews who love telling me about how awesome Liopleurodon was.
Ummm, why is Schneider (aka Pat Harrington from One Day At A Time), next to the Sea Scorpion?
too prehistoric
This list is just as awesome as the first! Definitely gets the General Tits seal of approval. I’m loving the Elasmotherium, that giant bastard is awesome.
#3 reminds me of my ex-father-in-law.
JFrater: You just HAD to post a list about dinosaurs on an international Christian celebration day didn’t you! – did you kill Kenny too – yoo basterd!
Only joking.
Happy random chocolate holiday everyone.
wicked list!
Cool list and happy Easter!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patron_Saint_of_Cinnabon
Thanks for a follow on the first list, interisting topic and some of those prehisoric monsters are awesome.
Heard of them all before, but nice try :3
@ianz09:
This is the second day that you have posted this link, so my curiosity got the better of me.
Sorry, but I don’t think much of this “article”.
It’s bad enough that nobody will give Wiki the credit it deserves for being an easily accessed utility that CAN educate, when used properly.
Why not?! Because of *****ant little comedians that think it’s a place to show off their ability to pass off pure bull***** as knowledge.
There are plenty of other sites on the net to publish someone’s fantasy about the religiousity of the Cinnabon.
And I really resent having to air my anger with Wikipedia abusers here in the LV, on Easter.
Grow up Ian!….And if you’re so proud of the article because you are the author of it, (as I suspect), you should actually slink away in shame.
To TyB—An excellent list, and I apologize for airing a personal beef with another reader here in your comments section.
And I was having such a fun time trying to figure out why Schneider was posing with jumbo sized silverfish!
Sorry for my rant…I’m going to the kitchen to baste the tasty dinner, and sneak off nibbles of the children’s holiday haul!
Best wishes to all! (except to Ian…he only gets an ok wishes from my home.)
#4 doesn’t seem very prehistoric if it went extinct 11 years ago…
11,000 yrs ago not 11 yrs ago.
@superbloop: So you’re implying that because you personally have heard of these that the list falls short… You my friend are a giant dildo.
@ ganstawitnogun, 26,
“#4 doesn’t seem very prehistoric if it went extinct 11 years ago…”
Ah, I see. So you call a two-year-old child 2.000 years old then? Verrrry Interrrresting.
@theoriginalcasualreader, 28
calm down im just joking
@ ganstawitnogun, 29,
So am I. One of the joys of LV. Fun, innit?
Pelorovis Looks a lot like the ibex that the prince A*****aka rode in Mononoke-Hime
That bonus is more of a goat to me.
@deeeziner: thanks for the heads-up deeez. I did think the article was tacky. For funny articles i use uncyclopedia which can be hillarious at times but wikipedia is such an useful site. The quality and diversity of informations make it such an amazing site. Shameful (ok now i only added this word cuz its really fun to seem really disgusted).
@General Tits Von Chodehoffen: dont tell your gf about him dude. Also his emoticon : 3 reminds me of you.
Yes! I love this list. I’m glad to see faces that did not show up on the first list. I’m also happy to see that you addressed the point I had made (about pliosaurs deserving a number one spot).
I’ve always been fascinated by the Megalodon and the larger species of Pliosaurs, arguably the most powerful and intimidating creatures that have ever existed. Have you heard about the “Predator X,” a pliosaurid comparable in size and bite force to the Megalodon? God, that must have been a terrifying creature.
Also, I had completely forgotten about the existence of Mosasaurs!
Good list, I can still think of some other good ones you left off though.
Ques: What’s worse than a normal, small scorpion?
Ans: A giant (sea) scorpion!
*shudders*
@Arsnl: The General is not even slightly comparable to a dildo. No worries about Mrs. Von Chodehoffen finding out about superpoop and his dildoing ways.
@deeeziner: Uncalled for much? Somebody had a *****ty Easter, eh? I don’t throw out accusations on the Internet often, but I’ll make an exception today. It appears as if you have a particular vendetta against false Wikipedia entries. I can only assume that when you were young, you were molested by Uncle Bull*****wikipediaarticle. Most likely, you repressed these memories, and only certain things can bring back those horrifying days spent in a dirty basement… I kid Uncle Bull*****wikipediaarticle. But really, you take a stupid Wikipedia article personally? It’s called HUMOR. You didn’t laugh? Oh well. I can’t say that unfunny things cause me to rant and rave for paragraphs at a time. Generally, if it is unfunny enough, I generally spare roughly have a breath mutter “Hmm. That was dumb.” Afterwards, I am able to move on. I can’t say I have ever taken a silly article personally. You on the other hand, must be dying to rip in to stupid immature people who spread the filth of clearly untrue humorous articles. I am happy to oblige this unending quest for blood.
But seriously, get over it. You ***** about how Wikipedia’s credibility was tainted by the author (PS, it wasn’t me. It was an acquaintance of mine who posted it on Facebook, and it made me laugh). When in reality, Wikipedia’s credibility is tainted by the fact that such a ridiculously untrue article HASN’T BEEN DELETED YET. People write stupid things on that website everyday. At the very least, this article was somewhat clever, pretty entertaining, and written to clearly be false. Many of these false articles and edits try to be passed off as truth. How *****ty was your day that you really had to trample all over a joke? It wasn’t even a big deal, seeing as you were the only one who seemed to have replied. Oh darn, I posted a funny article and nobody laughed. ***** me, right?
Do you want to know why the article is so funny to me? Because it is on Wikipedia. Not Uncyclopedia, which is meant for humor. It is on a website that wants to be legit, but can’t even delete one stinking article on the Patron Saint of Cinnabon. I mean, your entire rant was an incredibly ridiculous over reaction, coupled with the fact that the link and article caused literally no harm whatsoever, unless you had a hand cramp from all that typing you did, or an aneurism from how apparently upset it made you. If that is what sets you off, you must not have a lot of problems. I now envy you based solely on that assumption.
So, to summarize: LIFE GOES ON, GET OVER IT CRYBABY.
@ianz09: Generally, if it is unfunny enough, I generally spare roughly have a breath mutter “Hmm. That was dumb.”
Thanks to my good friend Michael texting me while I typed that sentence, it came out so incomprehensible that even a mildly retarded chimpanzee would’ve smacked me.
I meant to say “Generally, if it is unfunny enough, I spare half a breath to mutter “Hmm. That was dumb.”
@deeeziner: And as for slinking away in shame, I feel no shame for making a tiny attempt at brightening someone’s anyone’s, day. Your day appears to be the only one who’s quality was degraded by the article. But in order for that to degrade your day, your day obviously wasn’t that great anyway. My condolences to the families of any children you may have eaten, you incredibly angry individual.
Happy Easter!
This is an amazing list! I wish more lists pertaining to geography and nature are published
Awww come on Ian…I told you my sad history of childhood molestation by Uncle Bull*****wikipediaarticle in the strictest of confidence. Imagine my face when you shared my experience for the whole internet to see.
As for hand cramps due to over-typing? I have a Tylenol and a bottle of seltzer water if YOU are feeling any discomfort. You’re welcome to come by and I’ll even pour the water into a pretty glass. With ice.
Oh, BTW, how DID you get a copy of my Easter menu?
@deeeziner: You’re right, it wasn’t my place to share your tragic childhood experiences with everyone… for that I apologize. I also apologize for exposing Randall’s alias. I’ll take the Tylenol, but I’m not a big fan of seltzer water, it gives me whistle farts. But I saw right through your bribe. Ice? Seriously? I doubt very highly you can afford ice. I almost went for it too, you slick bastard (*****?). And I got a copy of Easter menu because my SON was a part of that menu. Just wait until I get into a car wreck and get rescued by shady government operatives who repair me with advanced robotic body parts while I was unconscious and without my permission and afterwards recruit me to fight terrorists who purchased advanced robotic weaponry from an evil Russian super-villain who is formerly a Soviet spy and is also a cyborg like me when I go rogue in order to avenge the death of my son. It’s gonna happen any day now, I have a hunch. And my hunches are never wrong. Except my hunch that my friend James was choking on a large bite of hotdog when he was in fact having a massive heart attack. I spent 30 minutes giving him the Heimlich Maneuver when he really needed Bayer aspirin and immediate medical attention. While I cannot confirm, I have another hunch that for all thirty minutes, he was only technically alive for maybe 13 of them. It took about that long before he soiled himself, which I had assumed was a result of the maneuver, but looking back, that was also probably about the time he stopped trying to tell me he was going into cardiac arrest, not choking. But that is neither here nor there. The point is, when I become part robotic, you are in for it. I’ll make sure you remember my son, he was the one you put BBQ sauce on. You will remember.
Isn’t playing along with jokes fun?
@ianz09: Hey man if you write with breaks instead of one gigantic paragraph, it’ll be much easier to follow what you’re tryin’ to say..just a suggestion.
@ianz09:
Cool…now I know why all my searches at Wiki for the fabled and universally lauded Whistlefartasaurus always led me to an entry titled “ianz09″. Whoda thunk?
When you become part robotic can we count on one of the parts to be a harmonica? I find that vengeful annihilation is oh so much more fun when accompanied by a theme song.
Sorry for the untimely demise of your friend James…hunch, lunch or heart attack… we are all soiled at the end.
As for dear sonny boy, you’re wrong. It’s not ice that I can’t afford. It’s a bowl of fava beans and a nice chianti. Rest assured, I knew he was yours when the sauce gave out a melodious whistle as it boiled.
Tata for now….
Tyb: Liopleurodon is also my favourite dino thanks to that Walking with Dinosaurs show. What a deadly S.O.B! I’m surprised Spielberg hasn’t made it the star of Jaws 5.
@ianz09: You ***** about how Wikipedia’s credibility was tainted by the author (PS, it wasn’t me. It was an acquaintance of mine who posted it on Facebook
Surely you’re aware that there is a way to see the username of who posts or edits articles in Wiki?
Iremember learning about the Mosasaur in a science class as a kid. Needless to say, the monster scared the crap out of me.
I remember learning about the Mosasaur in a science class as a kid. Needless to say, the monster scared the crap out of me.
Nice lists!
BBC Worldwide has a youtube playlist with the Walking With Dinosaurs Videos on it.
Here is the playlist link
A video shorts playlist on Youtube lets you catch Sea Monsters with Nigel Marvin. These are only segments but I believe the whole series is available on DVD.
Here is the playlist
Here are some segments of the PRIMEVAL Series from ITV.
Here is the playlist – some do not have the original audio but the creatures are there
Here is a playlist of some clips of the BBC series: Prehistoric Park with Nigel Marvin
Here is an Outstanding Dinosaur website that has pictures, fact sheets and more.
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/dinosaurs/index.html
Here is The Dino Dictionary
http://dinodictionary.com/
This one is a site devoted to Dinosaur Illustrations
http://www.search4dinosaurs.com/
Here is BBC’s Dinosaurs of Patagonia
giganotosaurus
Okay. We back to intelligent, worth-while lists again!
We’ve had a run of totally great lists lately, and I am excited. This is a wonderful list, as one of my favorite spare-time reading subjects is the bio-diversity of the early eras. Wilson, Dawkins, Quammen, Gould, etc. sit on my bedside table for light reading before sleep.
Thanks for another great list. Can we expect a third?
@segues:
I’m preparing the third one already. Hope Listverse doesn´t get bored…
Thanks to all you people for your comments!
In #6 you say “…could grow up to 3 meters long or more.” Well, which is it? Up to 3 meters, or more than 3 meters? Deeeziner and ianz09 are you guys married or what? If nothing else I have a smile on my face thanks to the 2 of you. Maybe you should get together and video the encounter so the rest of us can have a good laugh. And Deeez, you ate the child with BBQ sauce? You should know that children always taste best when marinated with a light wine sauce, rather like a good seafood, and NEVER forget the fava beans and chianti.
cool
i wanna eat what fred flintstone eats
Great list.
Thanks,
Soendoro Soetanto
I was hoping for a plesiasaur