The date was June 20th, 1975, when milestone film Jaws made a splash in the entertainment business. Steven Spielberg’s larger than life movie dragged audiences from their seats into the depths of the ocean for the thrill ride of their lives. The movie profoundly affected our desire to stay away from beaches, and revolutionized Hollywood films, by producing the first ever blockbuster hit. Today’s list is dedicated to the legacy Jaws spawned. We’re honoring the best, and worst, shark movies in different categories.
It should be no surprise that the most expensive film on this list had the greatest special effects. The mako sharks looked authentic thanks to director Renny Harlin’s intelligent use of both animatronics and CGI. Their proportions weren’t too exaggerated, their movements were fluid and their skin had a rubbery, realistic appearance. Additionally, the action sequences were choreographed smoothly, so the explosions, the flooding of the lab (which will scar claustrophobics) and the encounters with the sharks were each epic and distinct, without being repetitive and overtly cliche. Deep Blue Sea was a surprise hit for shark fans and stands as the second best shark movie out there.
Interesting Fact: Makos are one of the few shark species in which cases of embryophagy has been recorded. This means that, in the womb, the strongest embryo will consume its brothers and sisters. This form of cannibalism is meant to give the reigning embryo enough food and nutrients needed until it’s born. Yikes.
The promise of 3-D is good, right? Wrong! Jaws 3-D decided to revisit the classic tale, and beat the dead horse even more, or in this case, the dead shark. Our favorite giant killer was reduced to cheap, formulaic shots, giving the impression that very little effort was put into its creation. He’s left looking like a submarine (even more so than the actual submarine in the film), eliminating all chances for it to look realistic; it’s a three foot robotic tank that glides. Furthermore, the film was comprised of many opening and closing mouth clips, plumes of red water and countless tired, mechanical movements. The production crew behind this film relied far too much on the superficial satisfaction of 3-D graphics, thus further blemishing the good name of Jaws. This movie were insulting to audiences and sharks alike.
Honorable Mention: Megalodon. Almost the entire movie is CGI and it’s far from any worthwhile special effects.
This is cheating but hear me out first. 12 Days of Terror was a docudrama, released by the Discovery Channel, which focused on the true events that happened along the New Jersey shore in 1916. People were subjected to twelve days of (you guessed it) terror, as there appeared to be a man-eating shark in the river. Four swimmers were mauled to death and a fifth was seriously injured, reaching national headlines by the third week and capturing the attention of audiences everywhere with this unfounded news. That leaves 12 Days of Terror with the best plot. It’s simple, it’s real and it had a chilling mystery (the species of the killer[s] was never scientifically verified).
Interesting Fact: Such an event was unheard of up to this incident. People began to fear sharks as dangerous man-eaters, creating a panic that resulted in full-scale shark hunting parties. This event also inspired Peter Benchley to write the novel aptly titled Jaws.
Two alien spaceships collide with one another, causing a generator aboard one of the ships to fall into the Bermuda Triangle. The device was powered by space crystals, which produce a negative effect on the sharks, awakening their killer instincts and driving them mad. The sharks attack an underwater research lab, cutting out the power and oxygen. The Navy sends specialists to rescue the people trapped inside, only to discover a black-ops team within the lab that have their own secret agenda.
Did that confuse you as soon as the aliens were mentioned? Raging Shark’s plot was contrived, cheesy, predictable, awkward and just plain ridiculous.
Honorable Mention: Blood Surf – athletes, looking for the latest extreme sport, cut themselves before surfing in shark infested waters to entice the vicious creatures to chase them. Little do they realize the real killer in the water is a man-eating crocodile. You’re promised sharks and get a reptile instead. Total bummer, dude.
Jaws 2 didn’t surpass the quality and suspense of its predecessor, but in comparison with other shark sequels, it’s the best. Director Jeannot Szwarc returned with the original film’s protagonist, Martin Brody, to further explore the waters of Amity Island. There’s blood, there’s brutal deaths and plenty of shark footage to boot. Certainly not as well rated, Jaws 2 didn’t meet the expectations of audiences, but provided enough of a mediocre thrill that it was moderately satisfying.
Interesting Fact: If confronted with a shark, remember these tips. Do not to flail around; instead swim rhythmically. Keep them in your sight and pretend you’re ready to fight (most sharks will avoid prey that appear as if they’re able to attack). Be sure to stay calm. Panicking will frighten the shark and make you look vulnerable, a combination that would be fatal. And if it does attack, fight back. Use any object with you and aim for its eyes and gills.
Jaws 4: The Revenge is the worst shark sequel for three reasons. The first pertains to the “revenge” this movie is named after. Protagonist Ellen Brody, now a widow, believes the great white in the water has a vendetta against her family. This point she’s certain of when she leaves Amity Island and travels to the Bahamas, only to find the shark has followed her. Now correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t the shark die in the first, second and third films? So what vendetta would this shark have against the Brody family?
The second reason is the climatic ending. Ellen is out on a boat, ready to confront the beast. As the shark swims toward her, she begins to have flashbacks of the iconic scene from the original film when her husband valiantly shot the tank in the shark’s mouth and saved the day. She remembers this vividly, even though she wasn’t there when it happened. The beauty of the scene, however, is the moment the Jaws 4 shark jumps out of the water, only to be harpooned and then explodes… for no reason. No tank of gas. No explosives. No electrical wiring. The shark explodes because it was stabbed.
The final reason is perhaps the most simple of details but a big one nonetheless. The shark roars with a T-Rex-like growl but sharks don’t have vocal cords. You do the math. This was a terrible film and an even more awful ending to the Jaws legacy.
Honorable Mention: Shark Attack 2 – the sharks growl like lions. Enough said.
Two people, out with a scuba diving group, are left behind when the crew fails to do a proper headcount. The couple is stranded out in the ocean with no signs of land in any direction. They soon realize that they aren’t alone. Surrounding them, both jellyfish and sharks inhabit the area. They are left with few options as they struggle to survive the harsh open waters.
In real life, the people in charge of scuba diving trips and tours are very careful, taking every precaution to prevent situations as the one described above from happening. That being said, being stranded in the middle of the ocean is not unheard of, and it is speculated that this movie is based on the real life disappearance of Tom and Eileen Longergan, in similar circumstances, while diving the Great Barrier Reef. Out of all the shark movies, this circumstance has the highest probability, unless aliens start dropping crystals in the Bermuda Triangle or sharks explode randomly.
Interesting Fact: Tiger and bull sharks are ranked as the most dangerous predators. Both species have indiscriminate tastes and are known to hunt along the surface and shores. Not to mention both these sharks are naturally curious about all moving objects.
A megalodon and giant octopus find themselves frozen in the midst of an colossal battle, back when the Earth was still young. The two giants remain frozen until the present age, when the results of global warming thaw them out and unleash them back into the waters. The megalodon and giant octopus wreak havoc across the globe, attacking bridges, drilling platforms and even jets. Scientists decide the only way to defeat these beasts is by pitting them against each other, in one final epic battle.
Debunking this movie is simple: sharks back out of fights if their opponent appears capable of defending itself and octopodes avoid fights altogether by use of camouflage. Sorry, folks. We’ll never see a battle of this monstrous proportion in real life.
Honorable Mention: Hammerhead – a devastated scientist implants hammerhead shark DNA into his son to keep him alive after he’s diagnosed with cancer. The DNA turns him into a horrible beast that attacks- actually, there’s no need to go on because that tells you enough already.
What other shark movie had you lifting your feet off the ground in the movie theater? Which one made you nervous to take a shower? What film changed the audience viewing experience forever? Jaws is, and always will be, the best shark story ever told. This classic had it all: the cast were each three-dimensional, the effects were impressive, the plot was original, it was scary, heartbreaking, thrilling and eye-opening all at once. Jaws accomplished what no other shark film has been able to do since its debut.
Interesting Fact: The famous animatronic shark was named Bruce, after Steven Spielberg’s lawyer. It was also referred to as the Great White Turd and Flaws, for the many times it broke down. Bruce now tours museums, while Bruce II can be found at Universal theme parks, in the backlot tram ride.
Think of everything that was great from Jaws and then picture the exact opposite, all compiled into one movie; that’s Shark Attack 3 in a nutshell. The acting was horrendous, leaving characters bland and unrealistic. The effects were lazy, resulting in laughable footage, rather than bone-chilling and iconic moments. And the plot has been seen hundreds of times before. There’s nothing new, exciting or worthwhile in this film. Why it was even made is the biggest concern you’d be left with after viewing this mocking shark movie.
Honorable Mention: Sharks in Venice. Think of it as Snakes on a Plane, except with sharks and in Venice.



















“The Reef” is definitely comparable to “Jaws” when it comes to great shark movies. I am positively shocked that it didn’t top your list of awesome shark films. Anyway, if you love shark movies, I highly recommend that you watch this Australian film. It’s on Netflix instant streaming, by the way. If you enjoy “The Reef”, give “Black Water” a go. It’s sort of a sister movie by the same director, except it deals with a crocodile. The great part about these movies is that they are filmed with real beasts. There are no special effects or robot predators. If you want a thrill, seriously try out these films!
Sorry, but Megashark vs. Giant Octopus, is not only the worst shark film of all time, but simply the worst film ever. I nearly died when hubby came home with it. I nearly shot myself when I actually sat and watched it.
Yeaah that ridiculous scene where the shark jumps to hit the plane…hyuk hyuk..
It sounds SOOOOOOOOOOO awesome!
Studio Exec 1: "Let's do a movie about sharks.."
Studio Exec 2: " Nah, ***** this *****, sharks are played out, let's do an octopus!"
Studio Exec 1: " oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god"
Studio Exec 2: "What, what is it?"
Studio Exec 1: "Let's do a movie about a giant octopus and a giant shark pitted against each other in a death match around the world"
Studio Exec 2 stares at him blankly for 10 seconds.
Studio Exec 2: Best. Idea. Ever.
And just this weekend we were graced with yet another wonderful idea when the Syfy channel unveiled Dinocroc vs. Supergator (coming soon to your local video rental store).
What's a video rental store?
it's a 1970's thing, forget it…
I think it's oldschool for "internet"
mega lol from me !!!! you should get into comedy writing bro
Lmfao brilliant!
What?! Best, film, ever
….after several hours and lots of red and blue liquids…."I think its a bone" = priceless
Its so unbelievably bad, its brilliant.
I seriously cannot thumbs-up this comment enough. Megashark vs Giant Octopus is right up there with my favourite ever monster movies
Jaws scared me ’till i was 15
Same here.
still scares me now and im 33!
Worst movie? SHARK ZONE hands down…Megalodon would be much better.. SHARK ZONE was AWFUL AWFUL
The only movie I've watched on the list is Jaws and I didn't like it, so I can't comment on this list.
Oops…
WTF is up with all the thumbs down? People aren't allowed to not like Jaws? I don't like it either.
Lol you just did.
This is so great. I am so afraid of sharks, so it's nice to see just awful renderings of shark stories. I really like the structure for this list with the best and worst thing. very well done. One good thing about the oil spill: no sharks to terrorize me in Gulf Shores next week. Granted, I can't even go in the water, but who's splitting hairs?
Do you know how important sharks are to the ecosystem?
I wasn't being serious. And yes, I am well aware.
Hmmm 12 days of terror seems good…is it worth watching??
Read the book, Close to Shore by Michael Capuzzo. It's much better and it's all true.
Thanxzez
You're welcome.
I always like to recommend the book when I can. This is one time I can do so with absolute assurance. It doesn't matter whether you're in high school, grad school, working or retired, this true story will grab you and not let go.
It will teach you a few things in the process.
I was out surfing the other week and suddenly a huge fin came out of the water about a metre from my board. "Pinky!" I shouted to my mate. "I just saw a fin." I wimpered. Turned out to be a pod a dolphins, but I tell you what. Jaws ruined the ocean for me. Everytime I go in, I feel afraid despite the extremely low probability of being attacked.
Good list ,the real sharks are the *****s trying to pass off Jaws 4 as a movie.
For "12 Days of Terror", I'm pretty sure that it was a bull shark that attacked in the creek. From what I remember after years and years of watching "Shark Week", bull sharks are the ones who can travel from sal*****er to freshwater, and will do so to give birth (since sharks actually give birth.) There is a species of shark that lives solely in freshwater, but that species is in Asia, not the US.
It was a Bull shark. Again, as I recommended to another poster, read the book "Close to Shore" by Michael Capuzzo. It is non-fiction and follows the actual events of "12 Days of Terror" and completely raped by Peter Benchley, first in his book, Jaws, then in the movie of the same name.
no no a 10foot great white the only sharks known in fresh water are bullsharks but there have been cases of others swimming in lemon sharks hammerheads in my area a 4metre tiger shark made it into the lagoon here
I liked Jaws, and Jaws 2 was okay. Other than that I can’t really say I’m thrilled by shark-terror movies.
Oh, I forgot to say, good list
Somewhere else on this site recently there was a discussion about donkeys, cows and deer killing more people than sharks. I look forward to a "top 10 best and worst cow films" list.
Wasn't there something said once how the large number of cows in the world now are causing more damage to the ozone (through their flatulence) than people? Thought I heard this once but not sure if true or urban legend. If true though, guess their eventually going to take us all out. Next up: COWS: The Revenge! (Watch out Mrs. Brody).
(good Lord — "they're" — too dang early in the morning)
Cow flatulence is related to global warming not ozone layer. I dont think cow farts cfc
The only reason there are so many cows in the first place is because people eat way too much meat. And if I remember correctly, I think that's a myth anyway.
iaccept your challenge, astraya
i have to leave for work in 7 minutes.
on the commute i will be attempting to write a list on cow movies.
i can only think of one off the top of my head (that movie called the cow from iran), so the challenge will be great, but hopefully the time and effort put in will make cow movie fanatics worldwide rejoyce in their love for cows……in their love for movies…..and in the infatuation of the combo that so closely compliments one another.
Let me help you out a little: Barnyard (stupid animated film about a farm); The Price of Milk (nz rom about a dairy farmer); The Rare Breed (Old school western)
These 3 are the movies directly about cows that I've seen.
I have also found this strangely disturbing link: http://www.bovinebazaar.com/mooovies.htm
I found the same site! I was about to send it to oliver when I spotted that you already had.
thankss for a few suggestions — that bovine site is *****ing weird.
i wish i had some of that free time
I usually check out LV when I need a break from studying (or during a particularly boring class)
As for that bovine site, some people do have *****ing strange fetishes, though it was impressive/stupid how many times they managed to include mooooo in the descriptions of the films…
As for that bovine site…
Did you guys happen to notice this one: “Home on the Range (Roseanne Barr is a cow, 'nough said)”. LMAO.
hahaha—the bovine site had a few classic lines in it — that one for sure.
What about the animated movie with a cow that starts to speak for xmas. Annabelle it was called or something like that.
annabelle was dumb — but there arent that many movies that feature cows.
of course i can recite some of it to you — my little sis watched it about 125 times
Wait! Wait!
Wasn't there a movie about a barnyard family of animals, including a cow, a dog, a pig, a duck, whatever, and they all talked?
And Blazing Saddles had cows. Big ones with big horns.
That's all I got…
as soon as you and julius said this —– which was all it took for me to remember most everything about it.
thanks !!!
Wow! Did it ever!
ten cows in ten different walks of cow life in ten different movies
i did this out of my love for cows.
nah — i did it to see how long it would take me. i paid no attention to punctuation and spelling, and i didnt edit it at all. sorry
if you dont like it, go to the archives. in no order at all.
*cows as kid's entertainment*
barnyard (2006)
—–this is an animated movie loosely base on orwell's "animal farm". yes, loosely, indeed.
—–among the voices of the cows, are kevin james, wanda sykes, sam elliot, and courtney cox. there are several extremely disheartening aspects to this movie, most noticably, the blantant rip off of the lion king. similarly, the nickelodeon studios laid an egg in terms of execution, trying too hard to compete with pixar and dreamworks. this movie falls horribly short in any attempt to create art out of a shoddy story, at best.
ten cows in ten different walks of cow life in ten different movies
i did this out of my love for cows.
nah — i did it to see how long it would take me. i paid no attention to punctuation and spelling.
if you dont like it, go to the archives. in no order at all.
*cows as kid's entertainment*
barnyard (2006)
—–this is an animated movie loosely base on orwell's "animal farm". yes, loosely, indeed.
—–among the voices of the cows, are kevin james, wanda sykes, sam elliot, and courtney cox. there are several extremely disheartening aspects to this movie, most noticably, the blantant rip off of the lion king. similarly, the nickelodeon studios laid an egg in terms of execution, trying too hard to compete with pixar and dreamworks. this movie falls horribly short in any attempt to create art out of a shoddy story, at best.
…………………………..cont'd
*cows as comic relief*
twister (1996)
—–while this movie wasnt *about* cows, one of the key messages was sent through several visual clues. as disaster movies go, this wasnt any less campy than most. the iconic image of a cow being whisked away by the wind, appeared to be an inclusion based on bizarre script writers need for elements of comic relief. the message, however, is massive. do not ***** with tornados because cows are way bigger, and theyre no match for tornados. this was primarily a forgettable film, but if you ask many people to either name the co-stars, or identify the animal sucked up in the f5 —- you will say 'cow' right away. even my 5 year old nephew calls this movie "the movie with the cow in the sky". this kid doesnt even know whats going on, and he's picked out the cow.
*cows as mystery*
the price of milk (2000)
—–this has a very familiar underlying premise. when you do x, crazy ***** happens for the rest of the story. it has been done before, and more comprehensively, at that — see: alice in wonderland….if you were to write a review of alice, you might find that this new zealand movie shares its use of psychedelic imagery. also, the fact that it is essentially impossible to interpret only adds to the mysticism.
*cows as food*
lake placid (1999)
—–now this is an alligator movie. and a stupid one at that. this movie includes asinine premises, and nonsensical jumps in logic. the plot idiocy was unmatched until the release of 'snakes on a plane'. when there is such an overwhelming sense of embarrassment, sometimes it is hard to pinpoint virtually all scenes, ideas, or characters. but when the directors create such a ridiculous monster as a 1 mile long alligator (or croc, or whatever), the feeling that you will witness nothing as stupid as whats in front of you on a big silver screen. *then* they need to catch this gator. how? easy, go fishing. what served as the test line? a crane. bait? a cow. dumb.
cont'd………………………………
*cows as antagonists*
isolation (2005)
—–what we have here is a thriller, where the cows are the bad guys, the zombies, the aliens. when a cow gives birth, and the calf-taker-outer gets bitten, it causes an illness seen in humans, that potentially will reach pandemic levels. they decide to euthnize the whole area, only, unbeknownst to them, one has escaped into the irish countryside, and will stop at nothing short of revenge.
*cows as innocence*
annabelle's wish (1997)
—–i dont want to be too critical, but in this flick — it is quite evident that the writers knew *****-all about this subject matter.
it is an interesting movie. you cant help but identify with the cow, feeling from elated to deflated extremely fast. if you have kids that still believe in santa, or if youre just an animal fan, it is a delightful tale of one cow's wish, and how it comes to fruition. . it's cute. …misguided, but cute.
*cows as entertainment*
gladiator (2000)
—–russell crowe needed something to do — joaquin phoenix needed something to watch. interesting in this movie, because some scholars say it is accurate, and some say not even close. either way, however, the bulls put on an inspired show.
cont'd………………………………………
…………………………….cont'd
*cows as fraud*
the rare breed (1966)
—–chasing cows does not a movie make. this adage gets an exception in the rare breed. while jimmy stewart came into possession of these head of cattle, by proxy, he has taken it upon himself to scheme and lie his way to riches. as he attempts to deliver the cattle to their intended location, and is busy on the side, and wishes to unload some to a rancher. when maureen o'hara (owner of said cows) decided to join him on his quest. not only does this create some problems from within, it also appears so forced that the external disappointment can bleed into the audience, and change the final production.
*cows as education*
monty python and the holy grail (1975)
—–see, there are some examples of props in movies which leak out into mainstream society. typically these items include, but arent limited to, everything from pens and glassware to bond's bmw z8 or his z3. this movie gave birth to yet another stupid children's toy that will be super useful for 35min., and then wont get touched for 7 years.
—–the cow catapult is a novel idea, and it also gives way to some of the best mental imagery concerning cows. i'm not an advocate of harming cows, but the physics and the functionality of a cow catapult can be educational — giving children an early exposure to more complicated mathematical problems — such as arcs and parabolas.
—–the cow catapult is a novel idea, and it also gives way to some of the best mental imagery concerning cows. i'm not an advocate of harming cows, but the physics and the functionality of a cow catapult can be educational — giving children an early exposure to more complicated mathematical problems — such as arcs and parabolas.
Thanks for your effort, just "be-cows" I asked!
I cannot believe you didn't include Top Secret!
Cows as a disguise.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU5YlcF3kv0&fe…
no problem——whats funny is the fact that i did this whole thing, and felt like it was decent enough for a little structured, little researched list topic, that only took me around 35-45 min.
then i realized i dint pick the one that is most obvious (top secret – due to its popularity)
*then* i realized i had also left off the _o_n_e_ that i stated i know about in the post from the morning (the iranian film "the cow")
Don't forget…
*Cows in Horror *
The Little Vampire (2000) Where cows become bloodsucking creatures of the night.
OMG!!!! Monty Python and the Holy Grail!!! This is definately one that is educational for kids in the mathematical department!!
astraya and deeez are both right——-
leaving out "blood sucking cows" was what flamehorse would refer to as a "travesty of cinema lists" —-
as far as monty python goes —-
well, i have often wished i could invent toothpicks or pillow cases or something simplistic like that. i have equally i wondered how my life would be different if i had invented the stretch bed, or some other midevel torture device that you could find in the cloisters in the bronx or the london dungeon. — of course, to keep anyone from *****ing w/me
the cow catapult trumps them all — (well, not toothpicks — yanno)
i have the entire series of the flying circus, and most of the movies on dvd but i loved the cow-apault so so so much.
oh — and i might not recommend that this movie gets shown to an adhd kid whose almost 7 and whose parents think all names begin with the letter z.
but when he gets to a physics learning age — whip it out.
and you might as well buy the french languege version, with english subtitles — he can learn the intracasies of physics, french, and multi-tasking all at once.
hahahaha!!! damn and here I was going to let him watch it tonight since he has been out of medication since Friday (when he took his last pill) Well there goes my plans for the night!!!
Hey–and we do not think ALL names begin with a "z"—we do have a daughter whose name begins with a "k"!!!
Nah–he seems to like Spanish–plus his uncle loves teaching the kids Spanish–though I do worry about what he is teaching them!
@mrssmith080604; "with a "z"—we do have a daughter whose name begins with a "k"!!!"
if you have a few ketel one + gatorades, a 'k' looks like a warped 'z' thats had its left side flattened by a tank, anyway
your point: fail
:-p she's the oldest and we did not name her–her bio mom did!!! so my point failed, eh?? Oh well! I will take that graciously!!!!
@mrssmith080604: " we did not name her"
you can ge it changed
excuse: fail
why does this seeem like a peculiar game of knifey-spooney"
If Deep Blue Sea had the best effects, perhaps Hollywood should abandon shark movies altogether. I found them comical and corny. But sadly, compared to the others in this list, I really can't argue that Deep Blur had the "best effects"
Gav, there is a difference between ordinary special effects and CGI. Good CGI is invisible to the viewer, that is, the viewer thinks he is seeing something other than what he is seeing.
theres gonna be 1 good 1 meg 2o11
personally, I don`t think Jaws 4 is all that bad. It`s one off those films, where "it`s so bad it`s good." I mean-how can a Shark bear a grude? It`s so ridiculous, that it`s unbelievable. And the fact the Shark roars.. Jesus Christ.
Megashark vs Giant Octopus actually looks good. It`s a bit like "Deadliest Warrior." where we had Roman Soldier vs Apache Warrior, IRA vs the Taliban and my personal favourite, Waffen-SS vs Vietcong. And "Vs," movies are sometimes good. We`ve had King Kong vs Godzilla, Freddy vs Jason, and Alien vs Predator, now we have Jaws vs It Came From Beneath The Sea. Why don`t we have Robocop vs Terminator next?
There is actually a Robocop vs Terminator fan film. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGva3yU8RZw
first impressi0n…fer sure ill n0+ read +his list +il +he end…but 0MG!!!this s a real gr8 lis+!btw,thanks f0r telling us sharks d0nt have v0cal cords…maybe im the 0nly one wh0 kn0w it 2day.lol
what???
A glimpse of the future of the english (?) language, that's what….
I watched a bit of Megashark vs Giant Octopus, and is it me, or does the Shark make a noise like the Raptors out of Jurrasic Park? Still Debbie Gibson is still fit as hell even now..
That was her in the movie?? Or was she providing the Raptor-like noises for the shark?
The roar sounded like the creature that lived under the stairs of The Munsters.
Wha??? never seen a person use " + " as a " t ". Eh??? u sharks dont have vocals cords and youre the only one to know this today. WTF r u talking about .
ok fair enough……" u sharks dont have vocals cords and youre the only one to know this today" WTF does that mean ?
Okay, confess now…who bred in the shallow end of the gene pool?
i see its genius day on listverse.
or boycott the 't' key day?
whatever
hahaha sory we being dicks dude (or dudette) feel free to post here just not like in teenage girl language.
Teenage girl language? I'm pretty sure teenage boys write that way too. You know, all the kids who are too dumb to know the difference between texting shortcuts and proper grammar.
Where`s Lake Placid?
OK…there are so many things wrong with what you just said.
They're actually gonna make a sequel to Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus, named Mega Shark vs Giganotosaurus, & I'm not kidding!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Gi…
But, but, but… Giganotosaurus… isn't that a LAND dinosaur? Is this going to be another "jumping a mile into the air to eat a plane" thing?
Ha! I remember watching Mega Shark – And its 4 sets. If i remember right in one scene the sub is shaking and everyone is doing overexagerated 'loss of balence' except one guy whom clearly forgot to act.
After seeing a couple of the Jaws movies when I was younger I was a bit wary of sharks (real, mechanical, CGI etc), but seen that I am a Kiwi, I am a tad more worried about sheep. If you have seen the movie "Blacksheep" (a Kiwi film) you will know what I mean.
Shouldn’t you, as a kiwi, be more worried that aliens want to make fast food out of the human race? If you’ve seen “bad taste” you’ll know what I mean
I would be but I have not seen any aliens yet. I have seen a *****load of sheep though!
And before anyone makes any sheep rooting jokes, it's the Aussies that do that, not us
Coincidently – brilliant sheep scene in that film also!
Brilliantly awful film! I love it
Please do the rest of us a favor and never post here again. All of us and the English language would thank you.
'Open Water' is terrifying. JAWS was awesome. Even JAWS 2 was much worse so i can only image the sequels…
*ding dong* Who is it? “Candy Gram!” Ok hold on. *opens the door*ARGGGGGGGHHHHH *gets eaten by Land Shark*
Sharks are neat….on film. I'm glad I live no where near open water as sharks scare me….from great whites to loan sharks.
Jaws was and still is the best shark movie ever. I would have to say that magalodon was one of the worst. I couldn't even get to the 2nd or 3rd. I did like The Deep Blue Sea….my favorite part was with LL Cool J and the bad mouth parrot.
"You ate my bird!"
Where's Lake Placid?!? OK, OK, just kidding, but I'll bet I beat someone to the punch on that one!
Regarding this list, I haven't been able to watch Open Water because it's based on a true story – just too heartbreaking for me. I'm afraid I would empathize too much with the "victims". A fun list, and you won't get any controversy from me on it.
I've seen all the Jaws series and I agree that they're not worth the hassle after Jaws 2.
Bum note: Now there is a new reason not to go into the water, it's called oil. I truly feel terrible over the whole oil fiasco (and the fact that the Gulf Stream will soon dump acidic oil rain down on Europe). Do they even attempt to cap that leak? I could have dragged a concreate block over that thing myself by now – er – if I had a big boat, …and a huge block. Oh, the frustration.
Last I’ve heard they’re seriously considering getting kevin Costner to help out…. Maybe his experiences in waterworld help somehow?
Well, I hear what's-his-name, Tony Hampton?, the BP guy who kept telling everyone it was a small leak and everything was under control, and all he wanted was his life back…He's resigning. So maybe someone who actually knows how to get something done (yeah, I know, pipe dream, naive, etc) will step in and take over…in the meantime, the disaster to the ecology in the Gulf is incalculable, and will continue to affect the wildlife there, both marine and fowl, for decades…some may never recover.
That $20B BP has set aside will turn out to be chicken-feed…and you can bet they are laughing at how little it took to buy us off.
Very entertaining list! Just out of curiosity, does anyone know if there is a connection between the Jaws shark being named Bruce and the shark from Finding Nemo being named Bruce?
Yup, Finding Nemo's shark Bruce is named after the Jaws shark, but get this, Jaws' Bruce was named after Steven Spielberg's lawyer Bruce Ramer! XD
Interesting. But no.
Did you know that the word Nemo means "no one"?
yes there is a connection they both happen to be named bruce ,
never liked shark movies…not even jaws. i think its time more bizzare/unexplained events list was posted here. i miss the mysteries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBIxJ331vzs
Anyone remeber that show about teenage crime fighting sharks?????
Street Sharks!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqGQyMF5a_0
I loved this show when I was a kid! I have a few of the action figures in my room right now. One has glow in the dark teeth. At night, I can just look to my shelf and see his glowing glory and know that I will be okay.
JAWESOME show!
Although I'm fairly certain I've never watched the show I also used to have an actionfigure of them….you buy some weird ***** as a kid…(come to think of it I'd probably buy it again today if I saw one.)
For years I had the mini of the hammerhead character on the dashboard of my car to keep me safe.
I believe Jaws 4 was the worst shark movie of al time because this was supposed to be a serious movie whereas Shark Attack 3 was made direct-to-DVD and was supposed to be comical.
Well I agree with 90% of your list, with the exception of having Deep Blue in any of the best categories, that movie was SO bad its the only time I walked out of a theater (and I did since catch the end on HBO so I KNOW it didn't get better after I left).
I would agree with you were it not for the excellent Samuel L. Jackson scene. That was cinematic gold. All films need to have that scene – no changes – spliced in at about the thirty minute mark.
Sweet! I’ve actually seen more of these films than what I thought!
Trivia: Burt Reynolds starred in a shark movie in 1969 called Man Eater. It was re-released in 1975, after the phenomenal success of Jaws, to cash in on the shark craze.
as a Floridian, I have to add something here. You are extremely unlikely to see a shark attack coming-they are better at fast ambush attacks and usually bite first, tasting their prey and leaving it to bleed, weakening it, before "finishing" the job. provided they like the taste.
sharks live in a world of tactile stimulus, electrical impulses, and lack a means of identifying novel items in their environment aside from "tasting" it.
also, "Sharkwater" is by far the very best shark movie ever and I highly recommend it. Hollywood has done NOTHING to promote anything but fear in sharks, and created generations of otherwise well-educated people with irrational fears of our oceans. Shark populations are at a dangerous low, with less than 5% of their original numbers existing.
any ecosystem that looses its apex predator will crumble under it's own denizens, alter irreversibly, and actually change the environment. (think Yellowstone without wolves, then with wolves. whole mountain ecosystems are being restored because the elk are no longer eating all the young saplings)
I have been snorkeling & diving for over 15 years. my husband is an avid surfer since the age of 4 (several times a week!) and in all his years, he has only seen 3 sharks. i have yet to see one in the wild. they are rare, have no desire to eat people.
my husband saw a rather large shark (10 feet long by his estimate) actually sharing a wave he was riding…and yes, he immediately road into shore & instead of being afraid, was gibberishly excited about having such a unique experience!
I wouldn't say sharks are rare. Have you ever been high above the water along a coast that sharks inhabit? A bird's eye view shows that there are plenty of sharks in the water. But I do agree that sharks (for the most part) have no interest in humans as food.
I´ve only ever seen one shark with diving but I dont even think it counts as it was just laying there at the bototm, barely moving. Not particularly thrilling but still a pretty cool experience I think…
The movie OPEN WATER is the scariest one for me… Not just the sharks, but the thought of being all alone in the middle of nowhere, vast expanse of just water for miles around… *shivers*
To be honest Jaws is the ONLY good shark movie.
There are many great shark movies!
Jaws is legendary but Deep Blue Sea is SOOOO much scarier for me.
Deep Blue Sea is jokingly awful. When I loaded this list up, I was like well Jaws is the best and Deep Blue Sea is the worst. We'll see what the rest is.
2nd best?! Have you seen it?!
oh-and not all sharks give live birth. here is a great FAQ page from the Florida Museum of Natural History.
http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/education/questions…
Yes! I love it when the list looks like it's going to suck extra hard and then turns out to be great! Entertaining as *****!
Gotta mention this, although it's not a shark film per se: Zombi 2 (aka Zombie Flesh Eaters) by Lucio Fulci had an underwater scene where a zombie fought a shark. That was a WTF?!? moment in a b-movie.
Enjoyed the first Jaws movie in 1975 the rest I have not seen.
Thanks for the list.
Just FYI regarding JAWS 4 aka JAWS: The REVENGE. The "Blown Up Shark" ending is actually an alternate ending that was tacked on to the movie when the original ending was deemed "too violent". Originally the shark jumps out of the water, is speared by Helen Brodie's ship and then writhes around bleeding like a stuck-pig. It's actually rather AWESOME. Jaws 4 is stupid but it's also HILARIOUS.
Another scene that's often cut from the movie: At the very end when they are leaving the Bahamas, an exterior plane shot has the lead actor say to Mario Van Peeples regarding why the shark didn't eat Mario – "I guess Jaws doesn't like black meat".
…SERIOUSLY
Was anyone else reminded of "The Little Mermaid" when the shark got stabbed by the boat and blew up? That's the exact same death that Ursula suffered in the Disney Classic. Maybe that's where Disney found their inspiration.
Deep Blue Sea was corny, and just a flat out bad movie.
30 foot Mako sharks…seriously? Great Whites don't even get to 30 feet in length.
Um… Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus did happen. Plus, it's probably the best movie on the list.
This was certainly the best list I've seen in a long time. But then again, I absolutely love sharks, and shark movies, no matter how terrible it was.
Instead of doing a cow movie list you should probably just upgrade and do a killer farm animal movie list. One person already mentioned "Black Sheep" . There is also "Isolation" and "The Godmonster of Indian Flats". "Night of the Lepus" also works if you count cute little bunnies as farm animals. Those are all I could think of….unless you count "The Fly". They live on farms farms too!
Oh and there is a movie where a guy acts like a chicken and kills people…"Luther the Geek"
Shark Attack 3 is hands down the best movie ever!!
…..Well, it’s so horrible that it’s great – the greatest movie ever!
After seeing Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus, it made me think. In a real fight, who would win in a real fight between a Megalodon and a giant Octopus? Personally, I think the Shark would win. They`ve found Sperm Whales, with Giant Squid marks on it`s head, after the Whale had tried to eat it. So I think the Shark would win. In a fight between A Megalodon though, and T-Rex, I think T-Rex would win. Do like Harry Hill. Who`s best, Megalodon, or T-Rex. Their`s only one way to find out.. FIGHT!!
me and my mates always get stoned and then get into seriously lengthy discussions about different animal battles, like who'd win between- rhino vs hippo or a gorrilla vs a bear – some times we come up with some gems like sealion vs morbidly obese bearded woman…
I loved the part in Deep Blue Sea when Samuel L. Jackson is making that epic speech about teamwork and everybody is really getting into it, then all of a sudden a big frickin shark comes out of nowhere and eats him!! Totally did not see that coming.
yes, TM, I have seen the images on the news (at least once or twice a year) of a small group of sharks feeding offshore or even the migrations of the hammerheads…but what we are witnessing is a small remnant of once greater populations. every species has a critical number that once reached, the species genetic code bottlenecks and there is little hope for long-term species survival.
such wasteful practices as finning, sport fishing, and the like had rendered the populations smaller and smaller.
all predatory species reproduce more slowly and mature slower than their prey-an ecosystem only has so much space for an apex predator…but lots of space for the prey species.
to think they are not rare is the same as to think that wolves are not rare…
when a species has over 90% of their numbers eradicated and if their natural range is compromised, they tend to sequester themselves in larger numbers in areas of least disturbance, and may give an immediate illusion of abundance when witnessed there.
I suppose that makes sense, and you seem to know a lot more about it than I, so I concede the point
it's called college…with a major in pre-vet & a minor in environmental ecology…and an AS in Veterinary Technology…
Wow. I don't think my majors in English and Secondary Ed (potential majors; I'm still in college) would do me much good in this case.
good for you TM! I thrive best when I learn, so I will be returning this fall, hopefully, or definitely by spring semester to pursue a degree in psycholbiology.
best of luck to you…please forgive my internet lack of proper capitalization!
Roxy need help getting that stick out of your rear end?
Its suppose to be a fun list.
Lighten up a bit.
aww…please forgive me taking this opportunity to attempt to educate individuals…
you remind me of a classmate I once had that told me I would dislike the movie Avatar because I am an atheist and the movie "is about souls".
I told her it was no different than enjoying a good werewolf movie…werewolves aren't real either, but I still can appreciate the movie!
oh-and with a name like ModernSwinger, you might like to help me remove that proverbial stick…
I don't know you, but judging by your listverse comments only, I would venture to call you a pretentious snob.
"pretentious snob"? I've been called many things, but that is a first! awesome!
but coming from an anonymous, faceless guest say this looses some of it's novelty.
im sorry but deep blue sea was shocking. When the sharks are in the water they look HUGE… then all of a sudden your trying to tell me they can swim through halls and doorways and fit their heads in ovens…. ???
@93: Lake Placid was an alligator. I doubt it would be seen on a list about shark movies.
Er, crocodile. Still not a shark.
The 12 Days of Terror movie was based on a book called Close to Shore, by Michael Capuzzo. I have the book. The shark was almost certainly a Bull Shark. It's a good, non-fiction, documentary-type account of the the two weeks the shark terrorized the New Jersey area, and the bizarre beliefs even the physicians held about shark bites, which helped to increase the death toll.
The CGI effects in Deep Blue Sea were handled excellently. I was impressed. It's difficult to impress me with CGI because I was the first script supervisor in Hollywood to know how to handle a shoot involving CGI with live action.
It's difficult, to say the least.
ringtailroxy, I liked your story about your husband surfing with the shark. I live on the Pacific, and we have Great Whites and Basking Sharks in our local waters. I see the Whites quite often. A few weeks ago, there were two skiffs about 100 yards off-shore. Each held one man, sitting on the cross beam, fishing.
Suddenly I see a large dorsal fin heading toward them.
No biggie. Probably a dolphin.
Then a caudal fin emerges, swaying slowly side to side. The distance between the dorsal and caudal fin was at least 10 feet.
First one guy stands up, then sits down. Then the other guy does the same thing. This repeats about three times, until the first guy starts his engine and putt-putts away.
The second guy just continues to fish, the shark figures there's nothing here for him and off he goes.
It was a pretty funny scene.
Not as funny was last week, when I found a dead, shark attacked young elephant seal.
Everybody has to eat.
although finding the deceased seal pup was not something I would find enjoyable, I can place my emotions aside and recognize the scene for what it is-the proof that the weak and unwary will always be taken so that others may live. sad for the pup-but a statistical necessity. he wasn't quick/alert/ lucky enough to avoid being shark food…so his genes will not proliferate his folly.
now only if there was some same mechanism for people… (evilly plays with hands with a maniacal grin on her freckled face)
Living in an area of great and varied marine mammal life, along with (naturally) the always hungry Great White sharks, finding the remains of a sharks meal is not that rare an occurrence. I agree with you 100% re: survival of the fitter gene pool. We have an Elephant Seal rookery just about 6 miles away, and both sea lions and harp seals live on our beaches, as do sea otters. It's amazing what we locals have to tell visitors…in many cases I'd just as soon let them get between two fighting bull Elephant Seals, as they'd like to do to get a good photo, rather than stay behind the protective fencing (the fencing is to protect the seals, but in some cases, the idiot people need it).
Whats the name of that shark movie where the shark had these vestigial legs like a human child? Four little legs. It had washed up on shore and was already decaying quickly when this woman strolling along photographed it but didn't see the legs and she showed her boyfriend the picture who worked in a stem cell research program and he turned white and said he would show the picture to his superiors and took the picture from her. It turns out the shark's fin is like a fingerprint to some degree and he had recognized its distinctive shape. The tank at the lab had not been watched over that night because the guard was asleep and it climbed out and went on a vacation filled with your normal shark *****, only of the governmental mutant variety! When the brass caught wind of this they had one of those red alerts and sent out the fighter jets and navy seals. There was this weird flashback story where In a small coastal town a mysterious stranger arrived asking to rent a boat, only he had no arms and wore a mask and oxygen like device that was strapped on his back and the tubes and breather cup and all. The boat was never returned. It was kind of a cop out ending where the woman who had originally discovered the beached shark was actually part of a top secret cross-breading program developed by alien technology to strengthen the immunity for ultimately conjoining with our intergalactic business partners. The shark's cartilage and human dna was basically bought by the aliens. But they had to have it combined I guess for transport.
Shark Attack 3, along with being one of the worst movies ever, also possesses the worst movie line ever. The main guy, whoever he is, says to the main girl at night time: “man, I’m tired, but I’m also pretty wired, y’know? Whaddaya say I…take ya home, and eat your pussy?”
My jaw dropped when I heard it.
I was like “whatthe*****whatthe*****WHATTHE*****?!”
Desperate attempt at getting shock value.
Oh my God I've never laughed at a list so hard in my life!
i never saw jaws but heard it was great. that open water case of the couple dying is horrible. if i were scuba diving in shark infested waters, which i would never do BTW, i would make sure i knew where the captain was at all times. i don’t care if i have to tie a leash to him ,thats a horrible way to go.
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