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There are many legitimate sites that, on first reading, appear to be using rude domain names. Often it is not until you take a second look that you realise that they can also be innocent. This is the list of the top 10.
1. Whorepresents
A site called ‘Who Represents‘ where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name… wait for it… is www.whorepresents.com.
2. Expertsexchange
Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com.
3. Penisland
Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net.
4. Therapistfinder
Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com.
5. Powergenitalia
Then of course, there’s the Italian Power Generator company… www.powergenitalia.com.
6. Molestationnursery
And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com.
7. Ipanywhere
If you’re looking for computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com.
8. cummingfirst
Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com.
9. speedofart
Then, of course, there’s these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com.
10. gotahoe
Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com.
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1 Fruckert
August 10th, 2007 at 9:23 am
that made my day
2 Boris
August 13th, 2007 at 5:12 pm
PenIsland is my favorite!
But Italians were very close…
3 christian
August 14th, 2007 at 4:31 am
I’m not sure if I want to know how you found out about theses sites…
4 Jerry
August 18th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Penisland is now a portal site with the title “free porn” Guess they caught on…or didn’t sell many pens.
Expertsexchange is also a portal. Nerds aren’t experts on sex changes I suppose.
Powergenitalia is under construction. I suppose to make it more powerful.
Molestationnursery is now a portal. I guess Dateline’s Chris Hanson caught them.
Gotahoe now re-directs you to http://www.gotahoenorth.com. It says “N is for north” whatever that means.
5 jfrater
August 18th, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Jerry: thanks for checking those out – it is a shame they don’t have read stuff there anymore. I guess it is too perfect an opportunity to make money.
6 Jerry
August 18th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
haha These are probably all your fault. They were probably read this list and were like..”Oh..yeah…lame”…lol …especially the tahoe one…they were probably like “Hmm, since all the hoes are in south Tahoe , maybe we should change our name.”
7 jfrater
August 18th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Jerry – if only I had that much influence
8 Steve
August 19th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
My favorite is San Francisco Arts at sfarts.org Thanks
9 Fatty Fatty Mo Matty
August 19th, 2007 at 5:43 pm
penisland.net is still online
penisland.com is the sex portal
10 crouching_rabbit
September 22nd, 2007 at 7:36 am
heh heh, this list has been around for a long time and some of these websites still haven’t caught on. mooks!
11 Z
October 28th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
My personal favorite is http://rrrrthats5rs.com
12 Gloria
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:59 am
Hahahaha! http://www.cummingfirst.com is a church site? Priceless!
13 ur dad
November 3rd, 2007 at 8:37 am
All you guys are sad.
14 slave2thaweb
November 4th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
How about kidsexchange.net, a consignment store for kids stuff.
15 andrijzip
December 28th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
Great list! Whoreresprensents and Penisland are the best!
16 Maya
February 1st, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Ohhh.. You don’t want to forget pen.is . I thought at first it was a bookstore site, but no…
17 Nzbyrd
February 14th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Priceless
18 devilishgrin66
February 15th, 2008 at 2:16 am
-I’ll take ‘the rapists’ for 400!
-Thats ‘therapists’ mr connery!
-i have to ask you..about ‘the penis mightier’ does it really work?
-thats ‘the pen is mightier’ mr connery!
oh it goes on and on..
19 Drogo
February 15th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Even when you say Kids Exchange correctly, it still sounds like it’s a place for people to trade their kids for other kids. “Honey, I’m sick of Bobby, lets trade him for Kevin.”
20 Pembroke
March 3rd, 2008 at 12:10 am
From penisland.com: “Whether you’re looking for a long and skinny pen, a thick pen, a fountain pen that squirts ink, or even a black pen, we have just the one for you.”
Hilarious!
21 Josh
March 16th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
You missed ScaTissue.com
Its a paper towel company
:]
22 Kreachure
April 7th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
The most hilarious list I’ve read so far. And by hilarious, I mean my-stomach-hurts-right-now hilarious.
23 classirl
April 30th, 2008 at 11:47 am
Company in Ireland called Web Ad has website webad.ie
Does that not also say “We bad”
Good promotion what do you think?
24 schrankey
May 2nd, 2008 at 11:53 am
Doesn’t anyone know the famous website of the youtube milka schokolade star: http://www.karinski.co.nr
25 ChaoticPython
May 27th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
You’d think they would realize it if they wrote it down…
“Hey Ted, check out the URL I came up with for Experts Exchange.”
*Ted picks up paper, reads, nods*
“Sounds good, Jim.”
The hell!!?? I guess they’ve past the point of seeing sex in everything…
>.
26 Mark
June 6th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
What about chuckecheese? It looks like “chucke cheese” I don’t know what chucke means but it sounds gross.
27 Tayla KtD Olivia and Helen (oh and rianna)
June 13th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
We loved this!
You should get some more!
We like the therapistfinder and penisland!
The best ever!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
28 Kathryn ?
June 24th, 2008 at 8:56 am
power genitalia sounds kinda like a superhero or something
29 Teddy
July 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
How about this one:
heylarryhughespleasestoptakingsomanybadshots.com
the site isn’t updated anymore but when it was it was sooo funny
30 some random azn guy
July 31st, 2008 at 11:19 am
The rapist finder
Penis land
Kid sex change
All priceless
Keep up tha gud work
^_^
31 jonny
August 8th, 2008 at 9:58 am
i like my pen is out of ink .com mypenisoutofink.com
32 Jordan
September 4th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
http://www.whenipee.com
Is it When I Pee or is it a name of a real place??(whenipee)!
33 emmstein
September 15th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
http://www.penisland.net/
Your pen is
Our business.
Please contact our sales department at sales@penisland.net
- hahaha
34 Tom Wang
September 30th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Conan O’Brian of US late night said that upon joking about a fictional website http://www.hornymanatee.com that NBC execs were obligated to buy the site name. His mentioning of it on the show could be seen as endorsing the site. They bought the name to protect themselves. The content is all Conan.
check youtube for the video
35 Jake
October 4th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Shit. I accidently typed penisland.COM instead of .net, BIG MISTAKE
36 Cedestra
October 4th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
My online WoW buddy had the website http://www.arrrggghhh.com, which is amusing but not as funny as the ones mentioned above. (That’s 1:3:3:3 ratio.)
37 godiva
October 8th, 2008 at 4:08 am
this really cracks me up.
powergenitalia?!
38 Sam
October 23rd, 2008 at 5:29 am
speedo fart!!
39 Rennix L. Wallace
October 30th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
LOL! I went to pen island and saw an ad for a light up pen with a logo. it made me think of this:
http://therealericx.deviantart.com/art/Fetish-Factory-13th-ann-1-0-89002819
40 Rennix again, here to quote Penis Land
October 30th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Some people know exactly what they want in a custom Penis Land penis. Others aren’t quite sure and may want to experiment a bit before they find the one that is right for them. Wild or mild, we can help you find the penis for you.
No request is too boring or too off-the-wall. Don’t be ashamed if all you want is a normal skinny white penis, they get the job done and they are infact our biggest seller! Conversely, there is no reason to be shy about your Penis Land needs. We’ve done it all. Wrapped in leather, little pink bows, we’ve even done penises dipped in chocolate!
Your penis is our business. Contact us today.
41 Sky
November 22nd, 2008 at 11:35 am
Sweet list)
42 Bob
November 25th, 2008 at 7:20 am
this is funny but i do not understand Powergenitalia!!!
43 SPN_Watcher
November 29th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
I’m pretty sure the penisland.net is a fake- read all the remarks on the different pages- clearly no REAL pen store is going to say things like “wild or mild” or pick out the right “taste” of pen, or even “if you just want a skinny white one”
Come on…this site is just screwin’ around!
The rest are funny though! I love the powergenitalia one
PS. I was going to say “I love the powergenitalia!” but then I read it over before I hit send and laughed
44 Karen
December 2nd, 2008 at 11:04 am
Lol! The Pen island cracked me up and the who represents xD! My friend was saying it up on MSN and my other friend said “How do you know these webpages?!” Him: “I found a website over the 10 most silliest website links” “You didnt think I was just randomly writing it in the toolbar?” She: “To be honest, I actuilly thought you wereo;” Lol!
45 Steph
December 3rd, 2008 at 10:07 am
Hilarious! My favorite is penisland.com. At rist i thought it was a website with nothing put pictures of penis’s on it.
46 joe
December 3rd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Most of these sites are domains that are no longer used, and thus being open to spam mongers, who make the site seem legitimate, but only use simple templates.
Don’t click any of the links.
47 Arson
January 4th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I hope everyone knows that Penisland.net doesn’t really sell pens.. I mean, it’s still hella funny to imagine a naive old man running a website with such a man, but they’ve been out of stock for 5 years, they don’t give you anyway to contact them, and they give it away on the front page by saying “Don’t be fooled by those imposters at http://www.penisland.org, or http://www.pen-island.net, we’re the real deal!”
No one could be that stupid.
48 Vera Lynn
January 4th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
There was a horse race with a horse named “Hoof Hearted” and when the announcer was calling the race it was too funny!!
49 Vera Lynn
January 4th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Sorry for the double post. I think you can find it on YouTube. You won’t be sorry. It’s that funny!!
50 astraya
February 4th, 2009 at 12:28 am
On the front page of wikipedia right now is reference to a company called Unionsexpressen which runs a luxury train service between Oslo and Stockholm. It’s *probably* meant to be Unions/expressen, but you never can tell with these kinky Scandanavians!
51 I4gotmyMANTRA
February 10th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
5, 9 and 2 are the best. hahaha
this put a big smile on my face
52 Hoppip
April 8th, 2009 at 1:57 am
I don’t get “ipanywhere”, someone explain?
53 chris
April 20th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
what a bastard for puting this pervy stuff on the internet
54 Spitfire Rose x3
April 22nd, 2009 at 3:58 pm
XD I love it! You should have seen how much I was laughing.
Hoppip – it’s a play on “I pee anywhere” :]
55 Kennoth
April 25th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Whore presents
Rapist search
Power genitalia
and especially….
EXPERT SEX CHANGE made my day!
56 Ben
June 16th, 2009 at 3:37 am
I <3 DOCTOR WHO.
57 Stella
June 18th, 2009 at 7:21 am
We actually have a client whose business model is a bit like friends reunited. They’re honestly called Who Remembers? http://www.whoremembers.com
58 alexandria3000
September 2nd, 2009 at 7:06 am
look at http://www.burn-your-money.com
…very silly
59 mick2323
November 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Check out http://www.flopculture.com
That’s funny.
60 Paul Becker
December 4th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Thank you, that was an interesting post. I was actually just browsing the internet for some job leads and saw your blog. I’m distracted very easily. Must be why I don’t have a job. LOL! I’ll be sure to take a look through more of your blog.
61 Tim Hoane
December 5th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
, that was a very good post. I was actually just for project work and come across your . I’ll be sure to more of your .
62 ikidplace
December 9th, 2009 at 12:31 am
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63 LB
January 10th, 2010 at 1:03 am
Hahahha nice list!
I like http://www.leetboss.com
64 nicoleredz3
January 11th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Omg, really? These exist? These are all like pranks! Thanks for this list!
65 :D :D :D
February 5th, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Hahahahaha this is the funniest list on here!
66 :D:D:D
February 10th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
67 :D:D:D
February 10th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
nice. funniest
68 jlhuff
March 12th, 2010 at 11:24 am
People might want to write down their URL so they see what it looks like before actually choosing it, in case it ends up being like the ones on this list. This is a great list, it’s so funny!
69 Chris
June 11th, 2010 at 11:25 am
Perhaps I am a bit slow, but I don't get "Ipanywhere"… someone please explain??
70 Simone N Figeroux
July 6th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
I P anywhere!
71 salllystitch
August 6th, 2010 at 5:10 pm
ww.penisland.net is real, i googled it.
72 Oneas
September 1st, 2010 at 5:20 am
has anyone visited mp3shits.com?