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Graffiti has become so commonplace that we seldom pay any attention to it anymore. On occasion it can give rise to some great humor. Someone recently emailed me this list of great graffiti humor that I thought worth sharing. WARNING: Some obscene language is contained in this post. Enjoy!
Contributor: Rebbecca “Cool” Sweeney
Technorati Tags: humor
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:03 am
heheheh hahahhaa….well that was entertaining. I love the elevator button
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:11 am
xD Classic. Haven’t seen most of these before- good finds!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:14 am
As for me ive seen all of these! Still a great list
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:15 am
these are great. *two thumbs up*
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:19 am
Great stuff!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:20 am
Too funny….
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 am
Alright Stop……Collaborate and listen, Ice is back with a…….ah well Im sure you know the lyrics….
Awesome list.
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:27 am
think i saw that before somewhere but its still hilarious
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:33 am
love the bacon one!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:43 am
the first one and the elevator button are the best. cool list!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:54 am
Nothing like Vanilla Ice & MC Hammer references in the same list.
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:29 pm
That list rocked! Can’t wait to share it with my friends! Thanks again jfray!
October 22nd, 2007 at 12:38 pm
This is some funny stuff, much better than the stupid punk gangbanger crap I see around my neighborhood, I can’t even read it cause it’s in spanish.
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Hehehe… made my day!
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Hehe. Bacon. I love bacon.
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:19 pm
banksy was the one who wrote the joy of not being sold anything go to his website its pretty good
banksy.co.uk
October 22nd, 2007 at 2:36 pm
Haha, the ‘Ice Ice Baby’ one actually made me giggle aloud. Good list, I actually have not seen most of these, which is surprising, since I feel like I have seen several different stumbleupon pages of graffiti humor. =)
October 22nd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
the 6th picture, i’m sure its absinthe in the condom!
October 22nd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I need better email friends – Ive not seen one of them yet zillions of the sidewalk chalk artists.
October 22nd, 2007 at 6:30 pm
loved the list – so funny! I linked you to my blog. keep up the fun posts!
October 22nd, 2007 at 10:42 pm
Wow – I love banksy – I didn’t realize that number 5 was his! Thanks for pointing that out joshw.
The Jerc: Thanks
Sun: hehe point them here
October 23rd, 2007 at 3:06 am
Ha, brilliant, there from a website called http://www.picturesofwalls.com methinks..
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 am
Hahahahahaha. Nice.
October 23rd, 2007 at 9:40 am
That last one’s photoshopped, I’ve seen that same picture but with different text on it. But other than that, this is a pretty neat list.
October 23rd, 2007 at 12:46 pm
My mother made me a lesbian
If I buy her the yarn, will she make me one, too?
October 23rd, 2007 at 5:54 pm
One of my friends came out of a men’s room laughing years ago – he said someone had written on the wall: “I fucked your mother.” Underneath, in different writing, someone had added “Go home, Dad. You’re drunk.”
October 23rd, 2007 at 6:14 pm
lol all of these are great
October 24th, 2007 at 1:58 am
some of these comments are far funnier than the pictures
October 24th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Im not getting the elevator one, can someone explain? lol
October 24th, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Chels: I think it’s supposed to be like a radar…with the little drawing at the top like the island? That’s what I thought anyway, but I don’t have much experience with radars either.
October 24th, 2007 at 9:55 pm
Chels- to me it looked like one of the classic video games, asteroids perhaps?
October 24th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
ATT:Chels….The elevator button,,,,Its from the Atari video game,,,Asteroids.
October 25th, 2007 at 1:10 am
Holy crap, I see it now. Thanks Peggy :]
October 25th, 2007 at 7:01 am
wow, a bacon machine. where do i get one?
October 25th, 2007 at 8:09 am
I like to write “This gum tastes terrible” on condom vending machines.
October 25th, 2007 at 10:18 am
would that then be absinthenence?
October 26th, 2007 at 5:25 am
24.sheep is right about last one. I saw it as “paying for your donuts” or something…
I want to write “love is a door” onto surface of public bathroom door. And then add with different style “opens to bathroom”
Is it funny enough?
Fav.ed one is “ice ice baby”
October 26th, 2007 at 9:19 am
yeah ive seen the paying for your donuts one
October 26th, 2007 at 11:49 am
http://eightsolid.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/taxes-pay-for-donuts.jpg
October 27th, 2007 at 7:17 am
Yep all from
http://www.picturesofwalls.com/
very very funny
October 27th, 2007 at 10:53 pm
In the one of the stalls at work someone wrote “Your sister was awsome last nite”…below it “That wasn’t my sister, that was my Brother, he lost his balls in a mowing accident.”
October 27th, 2007 at 11:52 pm
Crimanon: haha that is hilarious.
November 9th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
hell yes….too funny. very good stuff
November 9th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
I really like the ones about the sarcastic dog and making sweet love to an alien. This list was very entertaining.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:34 pm
these are sick b ut ii like em
lol
November 18th, 2007 at 8:18 pm
If you like graffiti pictures like this, check the street-art section of this site:
http://www.bombingscience.com
December 1st, 2007 at 2:16 am
I agree with everyone who said ice ice baby. Stop Hammertime made me laugh too. The claw is funny too.
December 16th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
They were hilarious!
I’ve seen the ‘Stop Hammer time’ one a few times, but its still funny!
Especially the bacon one. That made me laugh the most.
December 17th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Very Funny! I believe my favorite one is ” Can you fall for someone you’ve never met?”
December 28th, 2007 at 10:19 am
Receive bacon!
January 4th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
‘Stop for me, it’s the Claw’. Now that is clever AND funny.
January 11th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
These had me and my friend laughing for like 20 minutes.
You should make definatly make a second one.
My favorite is the bacon one…and the joy of not being sold anything :]
January 24th, 2008 at 12:49 am
there is a stop sign by my house that says no one can STOP chuck norris
haha
January 31st, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Oh man, the Asteroids one is funny. But you should of included the billboard that said “Graffiti: It’s a FUN crime!”, I believe you can spot the added-on word.
February 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
dude….. i heard of one on a tree that said ” Cut me down and my evil army of termites will eat you alive while you lay your head to sleep” Random, but funny
February 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
i remember hear of one from a subway station wall that said ,socrates drinks hemlock ,don’t know why but it always makes me think.
February 23rd, 2008 at 2:55 pm
these are excellent. made me laugh out loud.
February 23rd, 2008 at 6:51 pm
the last one was by far the most hysterical!!but the list was awesome!
April 15th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Ahaha. I was disappointed when this list ended! Good one.
May 10th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
good one.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:14 am
lol, funny list.
SubliminalDeath666: who doesnt love bacon?
June 15th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
tee hee.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:58 am
I almost choked to death seeing the one with the bacon and the Claw.
This is great stuff. Keep it up.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:13 am
Very very funny!
July 9th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
can somebody explain me the elevator one?
July 9th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
mitch!: Asteroids, I guess you had to play to know it. Hit up an old school arcade and you’ll find it…… I guess “ind” Is a word.. Abbreviation for India… Something new every day!
July 9th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
#65 Mitch Look back. It’s been explained.
Very funny. Just what I needed right now.
July 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Hahahahahaha, the claw one is pure comedy genius
July 21st, 2008 at 8:48 pm
hilarious! i liked the first one best.
press button. receive bacon.
July 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Can’t believe this isn’t on the list…disappointing…
http://i34.tinypic.com/2qx1e7b.jpg
Good list nonetheless
August 1st, 2008 at 12:40 pm
that speeding one had me in stitches
there’s also: *above a urinal* ‘what are you looking at the wall for – the joke is in your hands’
August 4th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Those are hilarious! There should really be second (Or third, or fourth) list of these!
August 6th, 2008 at 4:23 am
I think the universe is trying to tell me I spend to much time on the internet… or Listverse is getting more popular. One or the other.
Because I just landed on this page using my Stumbleupon tool bar
August 9th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Banksy has done a lot of other things that are a lot more funny and intelligent than the ones that are on this list. There’s a book out of a lot of his work as well, I would say it is worth picking up.
Also, though not necessarily graffiti, he puts up a lot of things in Museums with really funny descriptions. If you are lucky enough to ever pass one buy, take a picture cause it will probably be down before the day is over.
Peace out
August 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
HEHEHEE I JUST THOUGHT OF A NERD THING TO SAY ( aSs-troids
August 26th, 2008 at 10:45 am
I saw this leaving the doctor’s office
http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n14/honeybuns390/0701081058.jpg
August 30th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Omg! This is hell funny! haha
September 26th, 2008 at 8:42 am
This is the best list on this website.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:52 am
balahahahahaha, whooo hoooo, heehhehehehehe!!
October 23rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
WOW! This is an awesome list! I’m so glad I stumbled upon it!
October 31st, 2008 at 10:44 am
hilarious!!!
November 17th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Fantastic post.. =)
November 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
There’s a “STOP, hammertime” sign near my house… I nearly died laughing when I first saw it.
December 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
i saw some graffiti in glasgow…..it says “bill poster will be prosecuted” but it has been changed to say “bill posters will be persecuted”….brilliant!
December 11th, 2008 at 3:02 am
HAHA!
Those were hilarious. Totally made my day
December 18th, 2008 at 7:10 pm
ice ice baby hahaha
December 20th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
I’ve seen the bacon one before except it was one of the ones that shows you you can blow dry your face so it says “Pray to the bacon gods”
I laughed so hard, all the old ladies were staring at me like I was crazy
December 24th, 2008 at 12:29 am
brilliant list, im stil laughing! The comment above has just made me laugh even more
January 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
This is one of my favs
http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/billstickers1.jpg
January 22nd, 2009 at 2:05 am
lol its about time they made a bacon despenser
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:17 am
Sir Alex Ferguson actually got away with speeding because he needed a crap….. (more technically, he said he had diarrhoea)
January 23rd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
lmao! The bacon and the claw really cracked me up.
January 28th, 2009 at 8:30 am
nice list!
January 30th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
i like these, the bacon one is especially funny
February 1st, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Bored by the graffiti complainers on a recent list So I looked at these again…they’re still funny!
I’ve seen a picture of a Post No Bills sign… Around the sign, someone spray painted images of Bill Cosby, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates….
Found in a bathroom stall
Written on the left wall:
*TOILET TENNIS*
look right
Written on the right wall:
look left
(Under a sign that said: “Employees Must Wash Hands”)
I waited and waited, but I finally washed them myself.
February 1st, 2009 at 10:53 pm
95. gabi319 -
u so funnee
February 3rd, 2009 at 11:10 pm
Good ol’ Hammertime.
February 9th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Really funny!
February 11th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
hahaha~~loved this list♥
February 16th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I loved this
But found it funny that if you needed a crap that bad that you would stop to write about it.
March 10th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I’ve also seen the speeding billboard with the excuse “helping you bastards pay for donuts”
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:18 pm
well i think that this non-insomniac list is worth ejaculating to if one is not terrified by its brilliance (that made no sense did it?)
May 20th, 2009 at 5:34 am
Love it! We have a campaign billboard here for the ANC – their slogan is Together we can do more – (graffiti) Crime
May 20th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
My favourite graffiti ever was on a Pizza Hut sign in Shanghai. Some joker had written the words ‘Pizza Slut’, with a large arrow pointing to the smiling girl on the sign. Wish I’d got a picture!
May 21st, 2009 at 4:16 am
my fave list:-)