25 English Language Oddities
- Published December 3, 2007 - 189 Comments
Many cultures find that English might possibly be one of the most difficult languages to learn. Not, in fact, for its words, but for the fact that it has so many unusual and contradictory rules. Just looking over an English study book will tell you that so many odd ifs and buts apply to so many words that it is enough to drive one crazy. Here are 25 examples of the oddities in the English language.
Oddities 21 – 25
25. “Rhythms” is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.
24. Excluding derivatives, there are only two words in English that end -shion and (though many words end in this sound). These are cushion and fashion.
23. “THEREIN” is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.
22. There is only one common word in English that has five vowels in a row: queueing.
21. Soupspoons is the longest word that consists entirely of letters from the second half of alphabet.
Oddities 16 – 20
20. “Almost” is the longest commonly used word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
19. The longest uncommon word whose letters are in alphabetical order is the eight-letter Aegilops (a grass genus).
18. The longest common single-word palindromes are deified, racecar, repaper, reviver, and rotator.
17. “One thousand” contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.
16. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
Oddities 11 – 15
15. Cwm (pronounced “koom”, defined as a steep-walled hollow on a hillside) is a rare case of a word used in English in which w is the nucleus vowel, as is crwth (pronounced “krooth”, a type of stringed instrument). Despite their origins in Welsh, they are accepted English words.
14. “Asthma” and “isthmi” are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.
13. The nine-word sequence I, in, sin, sing, sting, string, staring, starting (or starling), startling can be formed by successively adding one letter to the previous word.
12. “Underground” and “underfund” are the only words in the English language that begin and end with the letters “und.”
11. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
Oddities 6 – 10
10. Antidisestablishmentarianism listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, was considered the longest English word for quite a long time, but today the medical term pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is usually considered to have the title, despite the fact that it was coined to provide an answer to the question ‘What is the longest English word?’.
9. “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
8. There are many words that feature all five regular vowels in alphabetical order, the commonest being abstemious, adventitious, facetious.
7. The superlatively long word honorificabilitudinitatibus (27 letters) alternates consonants and vowels.
6. “Fickleheaded” and “fiddledeedee” are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.
Oddities 1 – 5
5. The two longest words with only one of the six vowels including y are the 15-letter defenselessness and respectlessness.
4. “Forty” is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. “One” is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
3. Bookkeeper is the only word that has three consecutive doubled letters.
2. Despite the assertions of a well-known puzzle, modern English does not have three common words ending in -gry. Angry and hungry are the only ones.
1. “Ough” can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: “A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

















December 3rd, 2007 at 12:14 pm
very interesting list! Ough!
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I have a new one: No words in the English dictionary rhymes with orange or silver.
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:12 pm
SubliminalDeath666 – great – now I am going to spend all night trying to think of words that rhyme
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
There are only 3 words that begin with dw- . . .
Side note: Mothergoose and motherfucker are next to each other in the dictionary (or they used to be). I always thought that was funny!
Good list!
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:23 pm
Inconceivable!
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I bet rappers can make it rhyme. “I like to eat my orange w/ Ho and Gee.”
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Angelina: Dwell, dwarf, dwindle, dweeb, dwaal, dwale, dwam, and dwang – there are eight
DanOhh hahahah
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:43 pm
hahah awesome
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Quiver ? Sliver ? Blether ? Feather ? Sifter ? Cover ? Driver ? etcetera.
And blancmange, of course.
I rest my case.
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Che: quiver is half rhyme, blether is not a rhyme at all, feather rhymes with blether but not silver, sifter does not rhyme at all, cover does not either, driver the same.
Blancmange might be half rhyme (I would question that though) – the stress prevents it from rhyming – orange stresses syllable 1, blancmange stresses syllabel 2. Excellent try though
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
So – now that comment editing is gone, I look an idiot
I means “syllable” not syllabel.
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Ah well – no wonder my poetry is rubbish. ;+)
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:51 pm
LOL @ jamie he doomed himself
December 3rd, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Che hahah – rhyme is no longer important in poetry
Check out Ginsberg’s Howl
Juggz:
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:10 pm
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Whoever figured this stuff out is obviously the coolest person ever.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:17 pm
SubliminalDeath666 purple has no rhyme either
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:19 pm
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disorder caused by breathing volcanic gasses
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:38 pm
Underfund.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Only in American English do no A’s appear in the low numbers, viz. one hundred and one, one hundred and two etc.
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:39 pm
Well, Jacooob, I WROTE it, does that count? Ha ha!
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:48 pm
I think SubliminalDeath meant “orange” and “purple”, instead of “silver”.
Nothing rhymes with “purple”, right?
(Unless DanOhh comes up with a good rap…
)
December 3rd, 2007 at 2:53 pm
nothing rymes with month either…
wow i never realized “almost” is in alphabetical order
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:07 pm
if you change the pronounciation of “door hinge” (i.e. drop the h) you can kind of make it rhyme with orange – its a bit iffy, I know.
PS technically i could type “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” fairly easily only using my left hand which makes it the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Derek: hirple (intransitive verb, to walk with a limp). And curple (the hind quarters of a horse)
Sarah: You have found another (like orange) that has no rhyme. Month has no rhyming equivalent in English.
Juggz:
JJ: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is on the list
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Samsung: it is based on the home keys – m is on the right hand, as is n, u, l, etc. – you get the picture
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:10 pm
JJ: I know there’s a song out there that rhymes “maple surple” with purple … can’t recall the song, though. Anyone?
Sarah: oneth (upon a time) ;p
Penny
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:12 pm
jfrater: You’re right… I’ve been lied to all my life!
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:13 pm
yeah i know i was just being silly
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Okay, it’s the Roger Miller song “Dang Me” …
Roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet and so’s maple surple”
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 pm
I think the most interesting thing about the English language is the ability to invent words that people instantly understand.
I have no examples to hand, but I’ve done it myself a couple of times. I’m sure we all have.
No-one says “it’s not in the dictionary” or “that’s not a real word” ; they say “oh, what a cool word!”
Unless you’re a Scrabble player, of course.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:36 pm
Okay, I feel like this comment gets made a lot, but 19: there’s a word for that?!
jfrater: I don’t know where you found that, but being a rather well educated and avid equestrian, I would have to say that no one calls the hindquarters of a horse curple. Croup, maybe, but not curple. It is an obsolete word, and according to my google search, only used in Scotland, so it can hardly be counted as a rhyme with purple. (And we all know that there are MANY words that only exist in Scotland…)
Now I want to play text twist, haha.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:37 pm
There once was a man who was purple,
But his mindset was silver,
his complexion was orange,
it was the end of the month.
Mmm, I like this beatnik poetry thingy.
(Told you my poetry was rubbish)
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:42 pm
Che: that’s so true, my mate wrote an essay for english and talked about how lighting helped provide a sense of ‘mysteriousity’ in the shawshank redemption. for the record he passed but the teacher said you not really supposed to make up words in English essays
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:47 pm
Kelsi: surely you wouldn’t dare to suggest that the Scott’s contributions to English are worthless or invalid? Scottish people speak English – their words (which maybe not used outside of Scotland) are as much a part of our language as any other English speaking country. Just because it is used in one region does not invalidate it – how about grits? Only Americans use that term. How about referring to a car boot as a trunk? Only Americans do that – do we exclude those meanings for those words? Whether you like it or not, the Oxford English Dictionary includes the word curple. That means it is an English word that rhymes with purple.
Che: okay – I agree
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:48 pm
Samsung: haha – why not? Look at Joyce. Look at Charles Dodgeson (Lewis Carroll) – his most famous poem – hunting of the Snark – is FULL of neologisms. As long as you know the rules, you can do what you like.
December 3rd, 2007 at 3:56 pm
Not just Carroll, Jamie…
…the entire Vogon poetic cannon is dedicated to breaking the boundaries of language and pain.
Rules ? Never heard of him. He any good ?
;+)
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 pm
mmm… this list is full of awesomeliciousness
geeze… now im totally addicted to this site >.
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
Samsung : so – your not allowed to make up words in English essays,
but it’s alright when you’re writing lit’rature**.
You know, the stuff you’re writing about.
Sounds like a cool teacher.
**(that’s a laugh, in French…”raturer” means to cross
out words in a manuscript – ie: to delete or correct them. Also means – a failure!)
December 3rd, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I read #12 and thought of another word that both begins and ends in “und” – and then I realised I was wrong.
Ace list!!!
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:22 pm
I was very proud of the fact I knew and could pronounce the longest word in the English language … until I read this list. Curse all, now I have to figure out how to say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis — not to mention remember it.
Ah well, gives me something to do in class tommorrow. Excellent list!
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:26 pm
“Undreamt” also ends with “mt”.
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:42 pm
something that I’ve always wondered about but didn’t see on the list, why does famous and infamous mean the same thing? Same thing as flammable and inflammable. I was always under the impression that the prefix in meant “not” right? inoperable, intolerable, informal…just to name a few. Any help here?…
December 3rd, 2007 at 6:59 pm
I always thought this was kind of interesting. The only time we use the word “flied” is in baseball as in “The second baseman flied out to center” I’m pretty sure this is true but if I am not I’m sure I will be corrected by someone out there.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:07 pm
the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis word is listed in the guiness world record for the longest word of all..
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Famous and infamous kind of mean the same thing… but I think the difference is that you can’t be infamous for being or doing good deeds. The word seems to be reserved for bad, strange or unusual people or deeds, eg Ned Kelly is an infamous Australian bushranger, and the McCann’s will go down in infamy for what (allegedly) happened to their daughter Madelaine.
So yeah they do kind of mean the same thing but in different ways… does that make sense?
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:22 pm
squamozygomatic is, as far as I can tell, the highest possible scoring word in scrabble.
If you happen to have the words qua and om ti and the o filled out as the end of another word, then you can fill in the s m z y g a c all at once hitting three triple word scores with the q and the z and some other goodness in there. Of course the word isn’t legal, and its improbably bordering on the absurd, but it is over a thousand points.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:23 pm
Actually, I’ve heard that English is one of the easiest languages to learn due to its simple, straightforward grammar. English grammar is based mostly on the arrangement of the words, and the few grammar modifications we do have are simple and consistent suffixes.
All of these oddities are about spelling, which is by far the hardest thing about English. Besides that though, English is relatively easy.
But the spelling’s a bitch.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:01 pm
Sounds like some people need to read the book Word Freak….
The most useful fact….
Qat is one of eights Q words that does not need a u. Trust me this comes in handy playing scrabble!
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:32 pm
Samsung/Che/Jfrater: As an English prof., I generally would agree that my students aren’t allowed to make up words. However, I tell them once they become grad students, all bets are off. If you read critical theory articles, the “experts” make up words all the time.
This was a very cool list, and I am way too tired to to even try to question any of them. I knew #15 would be Welsh words.
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:40 pm
Anybody want a PURPLE NURPLE!
It rhymes!
December 3rd, 2007 at 8:43 pm
here are two other words that rhyme with purple
Hirple is a British word, which means “to walk lamely or hobble”.
Curple is a word out of Scotland, which refers to the hindquarters of a horse.
they are actual words (unlike nurple
) but they arent really used anymore
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:07 pm
I’m so glad you all seem to enjoy my list! I am a huge fan of our language and all its little quirks and oddities and to any and all of you interested, Tom Leherer (The Elements Song guy from said list) has a few Language-related books out there that are also quite humorous. Great comments, everyone!
December 3rd, 2007 at 9:22 pm
when che said you can make up words in english and people know what they mean its true. One time i was with some friends and we were just out messing around on our bikes. one of us did something stupid but somehow landed it quite graciously. immediately i wanted to proclaim my amazement for this, but my brain couldnt decide between “freakin’ sweet” and plain ole “sweet”. so what came out? fweet. and everyone just concurred
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:49 pm
No one is going to believe me… but my boyfriend’s dad totally knew the guy that invented the word “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”. However, he also said they had the guy that owns all the orange crops in Florida over for dinner once… in Alaska so… *shrug*
December 4th, 2007 at 12:48 am
Brillig: ah – so true. Added
December 4th, 2007 at 2:00 am
Very interesting list.
Learned quite a few things.
December 4th, 2007 at 2:18 am
I always thought that floccinoccinihilipilification (29 letters) was considered the longest word in the english language It means the act of doing something worthless.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:24 am
hehe the ‘orange’ rhyming with ‘door hinge’ reminds me on monkey island 3.
good list btw
December 4th, 2007 at 3:26 am
wow. that was TERRIBLE english by me.
December 4th, 2007 at 3:32 am
When I was fairly young I taught myself how to spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, but it was spelled with a “k”. I broke it down to remember it: Pneu – mono – ultra – microscopic – silico – volcano – koniosis.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:07 am
from a famous episode of Saturday Night Live…the great series of skits “celebrity jeopardy”. these geniuses have figured out something that rhymes with purple…
Alex Trebek: I tell you what, let’s do Colors That End in Urple. For $800. This color ends in “urple”. [ Swank buzzes in. ] Hilary Swank.
Hilary Swank: What is light urple?
Alex Trebek: [ shakes head ] Wow.
December 4th, 2007 at 7:45 am
I hate long words..
December 4th, 2007 at 8:16 am
DiscHuker: I love that skit!! Jimmy fallon plays Hilary Swank and of course Will Ferrell plays Alex Trebek
There is a pretty crazy poem out there that plays with pronunciation in the English language, it almost seems like the hardest tongue twister!
http://www.unique.cc/ron/estuff.htm
December 4th, 2007 at 8:43 am
SocialButterfly,
thanks for the cool link.
December 4th, 2007 at 8:48 am
orange rhymes with Blorange.
it’s a real word and it’s the name of a place in britain. I’m not sure of the spelling though
December 4th, 2007 at 10:28 am
Great list! ive always loved playing word games… and by the way, ive read somewhere that the highest possible scoring word on a scrabble would be QUARTZY, passing a triple word score of course… 7 letters and a single turn would give you 100+ points. and also txt twist, i get too competitive at times that my highest score reached 600,000+…
by the way, to dandelion, since you said you hate long words, ive got another one for you>>> hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words… well makes sense! i can totally pronounce that really fast along with pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis… lol
December 4th, 2007 at 11:08 am
I think the hardest tongue-twister is this: try saying “toy boat” five times in a row – it’s impossible!
December 4th, 2007 at 12:51 pm
Doesn’t turtle rhyme on purpel ??
December 4th, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Matt: no – to be a full rhyme it would have to be turple not turtle.
December 4th, 2007 at 1:16 pm
Another addition to this list:
Typewriter is the longest word that you can spell using only one line of the keyboard, or so I’ve heard.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
Bookkeeper is NOT the only word that has three consecutive doubled letters, there is also bookkeeping. HA!
December 5th, 2007 at 12:58 am
Mikkle: Yeah and oddly enough I think I remember reading somewhere that it had something to do with how the “QUERTY” keyboard was originated for typewriters.
I’m a bit of a grammar nerd so I loved this list! I’ll have to remember those Welsh words for Scrabble! *adds a new Scrabble game to her Christmas list*
December 5th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
isnt selfdefenselessness longer than defenselessness in number 5???
December 5th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
so ive heard that the arrangement of letters on a keyboard were aranged so because the most used letters were on the left allowing the right hand free to turn pages etc im not so sure about that z x and v shed a shadow of doubt for me
December 5th, 2007 at 4:00 pm
that would ba as most people are right handed
December 5th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
How about orange and door-hinge? (thanks to Arlo Guthrie)
December 5th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
you forgot the biikkeepers assistant, the subbookkeeper (4 double letters in a row)
December 5th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
For #1… Ough in “Dough” and “Scarborough” sound the same to me. :S
December 6th, 2007 at 2:14 am
Darby Lewes: The way I speak English, door hinge and orange do not rhyme
Also, door hinge is two words not one – so it doesn’t count anyway
Tiny Babe: what country are you in? They should be said “doh” and “bruh”
December 6th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Lassi: selfdefenselessness is not a real word
December 6th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Tiny Babe (comment #79) – the local (Yorkshire) accent in Scarborough makes the ough in the name much shorter (Scarbrer I suppose), and doh is pronounced doe! Mind you, you may pronounce doe differently too
p
As for #12, how about “entertainment” as well as underfund and underground?
December 6th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Oh, the joy of words! You all have to try this out; http://www.freerice.com. It’s great for building your vocabulary and while you improve, you are automatically donating rice to hungry people. What’s better than that? =)
December 6th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Hmmm… So how do you say it? Scarberuh or Scarbruh? Cause I say it like Scarbroh. Lol… doesn’t matter cause I’m actually kinda having fun just trying to pronounce it. =)
P.S. I love this site!!!
December 7th, 2007 at 1:53 am
TinyBabe: I say Scar-bruh – I guess the extra vowel has come from the Simon and Garfunkel song in which they say “scar-bu-ruh fair”.
Another example is “Duke of Edinburgh” – that is pronounced Ed-in-bruh – 3 syllables, not Ed-in-bu-ruh (4 syllables)
I am sure that there are people who do say them with 4 syllables but I don’t know any.
December 7th, 2007 at 11:00 am
Fiddledeedee is a word?
December 7th, 2007 at 3:24 pm
Also:
“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo”
is a grammatically correct sentence.
December 8th, 2007 at 8:54 am
jfrater, my sister’s last name is “Scarborough.” She pronounces it with an “oh” sound. I guess it’s all where you live. On that note, we are in Iougha (Iowa).
It’s all tomatoughs. Err is that tomatoes? Tomatuffs? Tomatahs? Anyway…
December 10th, 2007 at 3:19 am
“metsi – tswana phrase meaning water. repeat the word 5 times without saying tsime then you considered the best tough twister genie.
December 10th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.” is a grammatically correct sentence.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
December 10th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Jon Danger: My head is spinning after that one, I may need to go lay down. But seriously, WOW!
Buffalo is on of those words, no matter how many times I look at it, it looks wrong. And saying is no better. Kind of like the word queue (see Juggz and my conversation on the forums.)
December 10th, 2007 at 8:32 pm
How bout balloonning?
December 10th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Pablododger: it’s ballooning, with only one n … nice try, though
December 10th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Jon Danger: wow – that is interesting – I hadn’t heard of it before. Thanks for mentioning it
December 11th, 2007 at 9:03 am
Fiddledeedee? Is that even a real word?.. waddaya know:)
December 12th, 2007 at 9:47 am
Anything rhyme with garbage? Peter Griffin notwithstanding.
December 14th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
orange bitches!
it rymhes with
you ready fo this?
DOOR-HINGE!
THATS A HYPHEN ITS ONE WORD W00T W00T
December 20th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
I hate to correct but the answer to #3 is incorrect. BOOKKEEPER is NOT the only word with 3 sets of double letters in a row with no other letters in between!
What about the word BOOKKEEPING?
December 26th, 2007 at 9:59 pm
61. Although I’m sure I would’ve tried to break down syllabic emphasis of that word later, (I can’t STAND not being able to pronounce a word,) I have to commend you on your breakdown. I was able to pronounce the word perfectly and I got to feel smart for a few seconds. Cheers! (Is it okay for idiotic Americans to use that word if we’re well educated and oppose Middle Eastern violence? If not I suppose you can’t use the word ‘Bling.’ .. not that anyone ever should.)
64. What an excellent poem! I’ve had a few beers this evening, so saying it aloud was a challenge!
December 30th, 2007 at 8:14 am
I just won $50 off of my English teacher for a word rhyming with purple. My answer: Hirple.
January 2nd, 2008 at 3:48 am
Does hirple really count as English? When I looked it up, I got it as Scottish…
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:43 am
No doubt Shaunism, here in Scotland we speak English too! A few different nouns do not a new language make…
January 2nd, 2008 at 10:53 am
yoda is scottish?
January 6th, 2008 at 12:00 am
i always liked the sentence:
Tom where Mary had had had had had had had had had had been correct.
it was an old high school english class puzzle, to put the punctuation in the right place to have the sentence make sense.
Tom, where Mary had had “had had”, had had “had” – “had had” had been correct.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
speaking of English… “one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A”- it’s have.
January 16th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Have any of your read Bryson’s “Dictionary of Troublesome Words”? It’s not just about words, actually, but English usage and grammar as well. I have just started it – just finished the As! Quite good. I think many people on this list would appreciate it.
(His “Mother Tongue” is still my favourite, though.)
February 19th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Love all the words facts (and the extra contributions). Here’s mine.
unDEFined (as an example) contains 3 consecutive letters from the alphabet (DEF). I only know of one word that has 4 consecutive letters (I’m betting there’s more): undeRSTUdy.
March 1st, 2008 at 8:33 am
Genius list. I love words.
March 28th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Ian at #20: Placing ‘and’ between two numbers indicates a decimal.
March 28th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Not here it doesn’t – we use “point”! I’ve never heard “and” used in that manner in any mathematical/scientific papers, or general context.
Ian (a professional statistician)
April 3rd, 2008 at 5:15 pm
number 23 when you sed that there were 13 words from it there is actually 15 words you forgot their and heir
April 9th, 2008 at 5:53 am
Being Welsh the one I like to demonstrate how hard english is to learn is the word “ghoti” is actually pronounced “fish”
“gh” as in rough
“o” as in “women”
and “ti” as in “ration”
The mind boggles
April 20th, 2008 at 7:20 am
oddity number 12. isn’t “undo” an English word?
May 2nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
11. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
The musical terms “homophony” and “polyphony” are the longest words that can be typed with only the right hand.
3. Bookkeeper is the only word that has three consecutive doubled letters.
I once read someone making an argument for “tattooee”.
May 26th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
just a little trivia: I love that Phonetic is not spelt phonetically. so great, you’ve gotta love the english language..
)
June 15th, 2008 at 3:09 am
12- Undefined: “und-”
June 26th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
13. The nine-word sequence I, in, sin, sing, sting, string, staring, starting (or starling), startling can be formed by successively adding one letter to the previous word.
This can be improved.
I, in, sin, sing, sting, siting, spiting, spitting, splitting, splittings. 10.
June 29th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Nothing rhymes with film.
June 29th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
George Carlin said, “nothing rymes with nostril”.
In the book I have, someone wrote next to that, “Hot Grill”
I dont know, it coulda been me.
It sorta looks like my handwritting.
Carlin was a thinker and writer. His standup was a device to centuralize the focus point.
July 8th, 2008 at 8:26 am
I’ve seen the ‘buffalo’ sentence (mentioned in the comments) before and yeah, took me awhile to get my head around it. As did these:
“That that is is that that that that is not is not.”
and,
“Did the editor know that, that that ‘that’ that that ‘that’ followed was redundant?”
July 21st, 2008 at 6:03 am
Hey, there are words that rhyme with Orange and Silver…
Orange – syringe Silver – River, liver
August 1st, 2008 at 4:02 am
Screech is the longest monosyllabic word in the english language apparently.
Also, underneath and underwhelmed.
August 1st, 2008 at 4:04 am
And silver doesn’t rhyme with river or liver.
they’d have to be rilver or lilver.
August 2nd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Why is ‘abbreviation’ such along word?
and why is there a d in ‘fridge’ but not in ‘refrigerator’?
August 2nd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
PirateXxEsque: Well, ’screeched’ is monosyllabic.
Double: Yes — & ‘monosyllable’ has 5 syllables. My favourite abbreviation is ‘4WD’, which has more syllables than ‘4-wheel drive’…
August 17th, 2008 at 6:51 am
There is too a word that rhymes with purple. How about:
Roses are red, and violets are purple,
sugar is sweet, and so is maple syrple.
August 19th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
I’m surprised this isn’t on the list because it is on the “20 weird English words” list.
floccinaucinihilipilification is the longest word in the English language with no e’s.
August 31st, 2008 at 12:53 pm
In answer to whispers, there are two words in the English language that rhyme with purple. One is kurple, which is the bit of a saddle that goes under a horse’s tail, also known as a crup, and the other is hurple, which means to walk along dragging one foot behind you. I’m not sure I have the spellings correct, but they both rhyme with purple, and are both genuine words, if not commonly used.
September 22nd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
“strengths” is also monosyllabic
and “www” has three times the syllables of World Wide Web
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
From the *real* Anon, who is standing up:
www
WHY? WHY? WHY?
do some of us have to put up with this continuing takeover of our original LV identities, often only discovered by chance, as I have noticed 129 now.
129. You don’t seem to be interacting with me or my comments in any way. Are you simply unaware you’re using my identity, or is there some particular reason?
September 22nd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
segue – There are very good phonological reasons (which I don’t understand, but I know that they exist) why a monosyllable in English can be no longer than cccvccc, and that the first and last letters of that pattern have to be “s”. I once made a list of about 5 or 6 words to use as a pronuncation exercise, which I now can’t find. “Strengths” is *written* longer, because the phonemes “ng” and “th” are both written with two letters.
One book claims that “squirrelled” is the longest monosyllable, and one American I knew seriously contended that it was, but as far as I know anything about English phonology, “squir-relled” is two syllables. It may be *pronounced* close to one syllable in some accents, but phonologically it is two syllables. (BTW, in Korean, “Seoul” is two syllables, but even they pronounce it as one.)
As far as I know, the longest consonant cluster in English is 4 – texts, which is written as three letters “xts”, but is pronounced as four sounds “ksts”.
Korean doesn’t use consonant clusters, so English words written in Korean letters, and Koreans’ pronunciation of those words, always come out rather strangely.
October 15th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Every continent begins and ends with the same letter barring the words, North or South.
The letter W is the only letter in the alphabet that doesn’t have 1 syllable… it has three.
There are only four words in the English language which end in “-dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
The oldest word in the English language is “town”
That’s enough for now. Oh, where did the word Posh come from? wptexas@austin.rr.com
October 25th, 2008 at 7:51 am
There is an Olde English word which rhymes with Silver. Chilver, meaning some sort of baby lamb or breeding lamb.
Very good list.
October 30th, 2008 at 11:19 am
You number three is wrong. Sorry. There is another. Bookkeeping, subbookkeeper (which is, rarest of rare, the ONLY word with FOUR sequential double letters) all are words; though whether delineations of a word count is tricky. They are, however, separate words, with their own definitions.
There are also ’sweettoothed’ ‘hooffooted’ and ‘tattooee’ (one who is being worked upon by a tattooist).
There are a number of words ‘invented’ much like pneuminoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniconiosis to satisfy a word puzzle. Such as Fishhookkeeper and Raccoonnkkeeper.
One dictionary (Webster’s, maybe ‘72?) also has listed ‘”Oooooo” [int.] “an expression of surprise, delight or wonder”‘
Just thought I’d mention it.
November 2nd, 2008 at 8:41 am
Hinge rhymes with orange. Ha.
November 17th, 2008 at 6:51 am
English is not my first language (but I had no problems learning it, Norwegian is said to be harder),
but the weirdest I’ve come across is that you have a word for throwing a
person or thing out of a window — defenestrate
November 18th, 2008 at 3:56 am
Racecar is a single word palindrome…? Does this mean that the words race and car are no longer allowed outside alone?
November 23rd, 2008 at 7:44 pm
for point #2, i read somewhere that anhungry is a word that means not hungry.
November 25th, 2008 at 9:24 am
“85. jfrater – December 7th, 2007 at 1:53 am
TinyBabe: I say Scar-bruh – I guess the extra vowel has come from the Simon and Garfunkel song in which they say “scar-bu-ruh fair”.
I say ‘Scar-buhruh’, but the ‘buh’ is very short. Also (because I’m a pedantic little sod and can’t resist :p) Scarborough Fair is a trad. folk song that Simon and Garfunkel borrowed (as folk singers do) from English folk singer Martin Carthy, using his interpretation of the melody and lyrics … and, presumably, his pronunciation of Scarborough (because he gives it three syllables too).
Ooh, I just found a source that says it’s ‘buhruh’.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A19773499 . They say that’s how Edinburgh should be pronounced as well, though, and I don’t.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Actually the hardest tongue twister was invented by myself after discovering some rubbing marks on the rear wheel of my car. So it is indeed “REAR WHEEL.” Sounds simple but trust me you’ll start to say weird stuff.
November 26th, 2008 at 1:26 am
And also monosyllabic…how about “knights”?
December 10th, 2008 at 8:45 pm
Uncopywritable. . .anyone know whats so special about this one? (sorry if it was already mentioned)
December 10th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Wait, it should read “uncopyrightable”. I misspelled it.
December 13th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Wow. I didn’t think there were so many weird things in the english language..
December 21st, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Comment 103: “yoda is scottish?”
Hahaha Classic! i’m still laughing over that one, i recommend people go back and read it along with the comment above it.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
“A man a plan a canal panama”
is another palindrome
January 1st, 2009 at 5:44 am
@ rafterman: 1 of each vowel
January 3rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
68. shaunism – December 4th, 2007 at 11:08 am
“I think the hardest tongue-twister is this: try saying “toy boat” five times in a row – it’s impossible!”
Try saying ‘quick trip’, repeated as fast as possible. I can’t even make it to the 2nd repetition.
And this page has been a fascinating lost hour of my life. Thanks!
January 16th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Nope, uncopyrightable is the longest English word that doesn’t repeat any letters.
January 17th, 2009 at 11:26 am
The four engineers wore
Orange brassieres
January 18th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
segue in particular and anyone else in general. I’m not quite sure where to put this, so I may as well put it here.
Yesterday I bought “The know-it-all; one man’s humble quest to become the smartest person in the world”, by AJ Jacobs, in which he sets out to read the whole Encyclopaedia Britannica, and find some use for all that knowledge in his daily life.
segue gets a mention. He says:
“Reading the Britannica is like channel surfing on a very highbrow cable system … The changes are so abrupt and relentless, you can’t help but get mental whiplash. You go from depressing to uplifting, from tiny to cosmic, from ancient to modern. There’s no segue, no local news anchor to tell you, “And now, on the lighter side.” Just a little white space, and boom …”
Where are you when he needs you?
You may be interested to know that the first edition of the Encyclopeadia describes your part of the world as “California is a large country of the West Indies. It is uncertain whether it be a peninsula or an island”. They didn’t have Google Earth in those days.
I was reading this over dinner with my wife’s friends yesterday. (They were speaking Korean. Non-stop.) Regular guffaws from me led them to ask what my book was about. I couldn’t explain “encyclopaedia”. None of the them knew the English word and I didn’t know the Korean word. (I do now; I looked it up when I got home. It’s “baek-gwa sa-jeon”. I am likely to remember that for about hmmm 2 minutes.)
Unfortunately my wife is not given to the sort of fact-let swapping that some of the people here are. Or she might be in Korean, but her English isn’t good enough to do it in English.
January 19th, 2009 at 11:55 am
astraya, too bad he wasn’t reading it at the same time I was, I would have been glad to help.
February 3rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I’m surprised no one has identified…
the shortest word with all five vowels (sequoia)
a word with four consecutive vowels each appearing just once (sequoia)
the longest word with only a single consonant (eerie)
a word with all six vowels appearing once each and in alphabetical order (facetiously)
February 4th, 2009 at 8:58 am
I havn’t read all the comments, but how about the word balloonneer?
February 6th, 2009 at 11:23 am
The month “September” has exactly nine letters and is also the ninth month on the calendar — no other month does this trick.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:31 am
I always wanted to know why we ‘drive’ on a parkway and ‘park’ on a driveway … and why we cut a tree DOWN only to cut it UP again?
February 9th, 2009 at 11:36 am
156. FrOgQueEn: Somebody has been reading Richard Lederer.
February 12th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Re: 156. FrOgQueEn: Parkways got their names from a simpler time. I believe the first one was the Bronx River Parkway in, you guessed it, The Bronx, NY. The original idea wasn’t for commuter arteries, but as a pleasant meander through the park at the weekend in the new(ish) and novel automobile. Nice idea, but flawed, much like the indoor mall’s creator who envisioned it as a way to get Americans out of their cars and interacting a la a European market.
February 17th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Did you know… that unravel and ravel mean exactly the same thing? They both mean to come apart. You’d think that ravel would mean to like… ravel something together, I suppose, but no. Ravel means it’s coming apart, as though you were pulling threads out. O_o
February 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 am
re # 18
rotavator is longer.
It’s a gardening tool
March 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am
with the tendency for some people to claim that all that is difficult or complex (cosmology, evolution, biology, intelligence) has to be made by god, I’m surprised that nobody claims god’s responsibility for those oddities.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:15 am
12. what about the word underbound?
March 16th, 2009 at 11:31 am
162. BloodSuckingLeech: I’m sure “underbound” is rarely used in commonplace conversation, but it does have a genuine use.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:37 am
sorry, hit submit before I meant to, then had to do something and time just flew…was going to add congratulations on knowing such an exoteric word.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Segue: was thinking more erotic as in: “I’d better tighten those restraints, he looks a little underbound to me”
March 16th, 2009 at 11:56 am
BloodSuckingLeech: LOL! I’ll never look at that word the same way again!
March 18th, 2009 at 10:23 am
“pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” is not the longest word in English. Since it’s invention it’s the longest in many other languages too.
It’s a pity that they didn’t create something pronounceable and shorter.
March 27th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
‘Cwm’ actually means valley, or it does in modern usage anyway. (This is coming from a Welsh bloke who speaks the language, and in any case, lives in one: Cwm Rhondda, the Rhondda Valley.) By the way, Welsh thrashes English for long words. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychchwyrndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch is one of them (you may be interested to know that that isn’t a quadruple ‘L’, it’s a double ‘LL’). There’s a train station in Ceredigion that was, I’m pretty sure, deliberately named just to one-up Llanfairpwll: it’s called Gorsafawddacha’idraigodanheddogleddollônpenrhynareurdraethceredigion, but I reckon that one doesn’t count because it’s got an apostrophe in it. Cheaters.
There’s also that hill in New Zealand, with the impossibly long Maori name of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu. Those of you who used to collect Bionicle (or still do) will recognise some familiar names in there.
Antidisestablishmentarianism can be extended quite a bit more if you throw on a few more suffices: the longest I’ve managed to make it so far is antidisestablishmentarianisationablophobiac, i.e. one who is irrationally afraid of things that could potentially be made antidisestablishmentarian. Of course, you can have pneumoconiosisophobiacs, and so on…
And for all your palindrome needs, check out the song ‘Bob’ by Weird Al Yankovic.
April 5th, 2009 at 9:02 am
My father used to get us to spell
WOOLLOOMOOLLOO
which is in the middle of Sydney, Australia.
As you can see it has two sets of three double letters.
April 14th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
“Month” doesn’t rhyme with any other word in english either…correct me if I’m wrong..
April 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
I just got this in my mailbox yet it’s not posted here:
There is a new comment on the post “25 English Language Oddities”.
http://listverse.com/literature/25-english-language-oddities/
Author: YOUR MOM
Comment:
you’re gay
April 21st, 2009 at 3:41 pm
171. BloodSuckingLeech: It most likely was deleted due to content.
April 21st, 2009 at 4:20 pm
oops
April 25th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
This isn’t so much a list of oddities, as a list of words, and thier letters’ order.
I mean, yes, they are oddities, but they don’t have a lot to do with English being difficult. (Except for a few, like the ‘-tion, -shion, fashion, cushion’ one.)
May 15th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
I’m interested to note, as a student of the Maori language, that the hill Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu can be broken down into many words – I am not fluent in the language, although I know a little, but for instance Taumata is a landing point, tangi means cry, piki maunga means climb mountain – the hill undoubtedly has a legend associated with it that has resulted in such a long name, with much of the legend condensed into the single word…
Fantastic list! And very wonderful comments. I just reserved the Dictionary of Troublesome Words from my local library, as a result of the list, and am kicking myself, because I saw another book I’d like to read in the comments but haven’t been able to find it again…
May 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
>>Many cultures find that English might possibly be one of the most difficult languages to learn.
May 26th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
“Many cultures find that English might possibly be one of the most difficult languages to learn.”
That’s a joke, right? English is the easiest language to learn!
(stupid site ate half of my comment)
May 27th, 2009 at 12:24 am
177. Jo: “Many cultures find that English might possibly be one of the most difficult languages to learn.”
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It’s quite easy, actually. I’ve been speaking it since infancy.
June 19th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Wow! You all sound so nice! I want to meet you all.
Here are 3 more oddities to tease you:
‘Black’ and ‘white’ originally meant the same thing
‘cleave’ can mean the opposite of itself
At three o’clock, 12 students are sitting in a room writing an essay. Their teacher goes out for 5 minutes and when he comes back, nobody’s left. How many students are there in the room at five past three?
July 27th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Eh, all are about spelling or letters, nothing of particular linguistic interest, which English is full of fun oddities, like our use of “do”, no other language has such a prolific dummy, yet mandatory, pronoun as our “do”
September 26th, 2009 at 5:47 am
The longest English word (non-medical) IS floccinaucinihilipilification, as previously mentioned. It is a jocose Latin-rooted word, and I love it… Also, the best tongues-twister BY FAR is “Toy Boat”. Just try it five times fast… I know people who can’t get past one!
October 5th, 2009 at 6:39 am
Ahhhh. The joys of english! Why house and houses? And not mouse and mouses? Or house and hice like mouse and mice? Why does loaf turn to loaves? Where does the darn v come from? Why can’t sheep take an s to make it plural? Lol. My friends and I laugh about this all the time. English has soooo many rules. Lol.
October 5th, 2009 at 6:45 am
The jo who answered on the 26th of may is not me (the jo on 5th october). The 26th of may is one day before my bday. I’m usually busy getting laid.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
A friend wrote a script to parse the yahoo dictionary, and came up with these words using only the second half of the dictionary:
(re #21)
nonsupports
nontortuous
October 20th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
and these 10 letter words (re #21)
nonsupport
proprovost
prosupport
synsporous
unportuous
unsonorous
untortuous
zoosporous
November 10th, 2009 at 5:19 am
@SubliminalDeath666 (2):
orange- edge, derange, range
silver- shiver, quiver, decipher, fir…