Many cultures find that English might possibly be one of the most difficult languages to learn. Not, in fact, for its words, but for the fact that it has so many unusual and contradictory rules. Just looking over an English study book will tell you that so many odd ifs and buts apply to so many words that it is enough to drive one crazy. Here are 25 examples of the oddities in the English language.
Oddities 21 – 25
25. “Rhythms” is the longest English word without the normal vowels, a, e, i, o, or u.
24. Excluding derivatives, there are only two words in English that end -shion and (though many words end in this sound). These are cushion and fashion.
23. “THEREIN” is a seven-letter word that contains thirteen words spelled using consecutive letters: the, he, her, er, here, I, there, ere, rein, re, in, therein, and herein.
22. There is only one common word in English that has five vowels in a row: queueing.
21. Soupspoons is the longest word that consists entirely of letters from the second half of alphabet.
Oddities 16 – 20
20. “Almost” is the longest commonly used word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.
19. The longest uncommon word whose letters are in alphabetical order is the eight-letter Aegilops (a grass genus).
18. The longest common single-word palindromes are deified, racecar, repaper, reviver, and rotator.
17. “One thousand” contains the letter A, but none of the words from one to nine hundred ninety-nine has an A.
16. “The sixth sick sheik’s sixth sheep’s sick” is said to be the toughest tongue twister in English.
Oddities 11 – 15
15. Cwm (pronounced “koom”, defined as a steep-walled hollow on a hillside) is a rare case of a word used in English in which w is the nucleus vowel, as is crwth (pronounced “krooth”, a type of stringed instrument). Despite their origins in Welsh, they are accepted English words.
14. “Asthma” and “isthmi” are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels between.
13. The nine-word sequence I, in, sin, sing, sting, string, staring, starting (or starling), startling can be formed by successively adding one letter to the previous word.
12. “Underground” and “underfund” are the only words in the English language that begin and end with the letters “und.”
11. “Stewardesses” is the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
Oddities 6 – 10
10. Antidisestablishmentarianism listed in the Oxford English Dictionary, was considered the longest English word for quite a long time, but today the medical term pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is usually considered to have the title, despite the fact that it was coined to provide an answer to the question ‘What is the longest English word?’.
9. “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
8. There are many words that feature all five regular vowels in alphabetical order, the commonest being abstemious, adventitious, facetious.
7. The superlatively long word honorificabilitudinitatibus (27 letters) alternates consonants and vowels.
6. “Fickleheaded” and “fiddledeedee” are the longest words consisting only of letters in the first half of the alphabet.
Oddities 1 – 5
5. The two longest words with only one of the six vowels including y are the 15-letter defenselessness and respectlessness.
4. “Forty” is the only number which has its letters in alphabetical order. “One” is the only number with its letters in reverse alphabetical order.
3. Bookkeeper is the only word that has three consecutive doubled letters.
2. Despite the assertions of a well-known puzzle, modern English does not have three common words ending in -gry. Angry and hungry are the only ones.
1. “Ough” can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: “A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully.

























I have a new one: No words in the English dictionary rhymes with orange or silver.
Or purple.
Or month
hurple and curple both rhyme with purple.
Sliver rhymes with silver.
Hurple, curple, tilver and sliver.
Next!
Sporange, an ovate spore receptical, rhymes with orange. I have some oddities of English that drive me bonkers: http://daisybrain.wordpress.com/2010/08/11/daisyb…
very interesting list! Ough!
12 there’s also bo-und
Sorry to state the obvious, but “bound” doesn’t begin with “und-”
SubliminalDeath666 – great – now I am going to spend all night trying to think of words that rhyme
you won’t find any, I’m obsessed with rhyme and I’ve tried!
There are only 3 words that begin with dw- . . .
Side note: Mothergoose and mother*****er are next to each other in the dictionary (or they used to be). I always thought that was funny!
Good list!
Inconceivable!
I bet rappers can make it rhyme. “I like to eat my orange w/ Ho and Gee.”
Angelina: Dwell, dwarf, dwindle, dweeb, dwaal, dwale, dwam, and dwang – there are eight
DanOhh hahahah
hahah awesome
Quiver ? Sliver ? Blether ? Feather ? Sifter ? Cover ? Driver ? etcetera.
And blancmange, of course.
I rest my case.
“floccinaucinihilipilification”
floc·ci·nau·ci·ni·hil·i·pil·i·fi·ca·tion
/ˌflɒksəˌnɔsəˌnaɪhɪləˌpɪləfɪˈkeɪʃən/
[flok-suh-naw-suh-nahy-hil-uh-pil-uh-fi-key-shuhn]
–noun
Rare . the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Don’t really know where on this list it could go, but isn’t it a fantastic word!
By the way, i love ALL of your lists J
Che: quiver is half rhyme, blether is not a rhyme at all, feather rhymes with blether but not silver, sifter does not rhyme at all, cover does not either, driver the same.
Blancmange might be half rhyme (I would question that though) – the stress prevents it from rhyming – orange stresses syllable 1, blancmange stresses syllabel 2. Excellent try though
So – now that comment editing is gone, I look an idiot
I means “syllable” not syllabel.
Ah well – no wonder my poetry is rubbish. ;+)
LOL @ jamie he doomed himself
Che hahah – rhyme is no longer important in poetry
Check out Ginsberg’s Howl
Juggz:
Whoever figured this stuff out is obviously the coolest person ever.
SubliminalDeath666 purple has no rhyme either
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is a lung disorder caused by breathing volcanic gasses
Underfund.
Only in American English do no A’s appear in the low numbers, viz. one hundred and one, one hundred and two etc.
Well, Jacooob, I WROTE it, does that count? Ha ha!
I think SubliminalDeath meant “orange” and “purple”, instead of “silver”.
Nothing rhymes with “purple”, right?
(Unless DanOhh comes up with a good rap…
)
nothing rymes with month either…
wow i never realized “almost” is in alphabetical order
if you change the pronounciation of “door hinge” (i.e. drop the h) you can kind of make it rhyme with orange – its a bit iffy, I know.
PS technically i could type “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis” fairly easily only using my left hand which makes it the longest word that can be typed with only the left hand.
Derek: hirple (intransitive verb, to walk with a limp). And curple (the hind quarters of a horse)
Sarah: You have found another (like orange) that has no rhyme. Month has no rhyming equivalent in English.
Juggz:
JJ: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is on the list
Samsung: it is based on the home keys – m is on the right hand, as is n, u, l, etc. – you get the picture
JJ: I know there’s a song out there that rhymes “maple surple” with purple … can’t recall the song, though. Anyone?
Sarah: oneth (upon a time) ;p
Penny
jfrater: You’re right… I’ve been lied to all my life!
yeah i know i was just being silly
Okay, it’s the Roger Miller song “Dang Me” …
Roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet and so’s maple surple”
I think the most interesting thing about the English language is the ability to invent words that people instantly understand.
I have no examples to hand, but I’ve done it myself a couple of times. I’m sure we all have.
No-one says “it’s not in the dictionary” or “that’s not a real word” ; they say “oh, what a cool word!”
Unless you’re a Scrabble player, of course.
Okay, I feel like this comment gets made a lot, but 19: there’s a word for that?!
jfrater: I don’t know where you found that, but being a rather well educated and avid equestrian, I would have to say that no one calls the hindquarters of a horse curple. Croup, maybe, but not curple. It is an obsolete word, and according to my google search, only used in Scotland, so it can hardly be counted as a rhyme with purple. (And we all know that there are MANY words that only exist in Scotland…)
Now I want to play text twist, haha.
There once was a man who was purple,
But his mindset was silver,
his complexion was orange,
it was the end of the month.
Mmm, I like this beatnik poetry thingy.
(Told you my poetry was rubbish)
Che: that’s so true, my mate wrote an essay for english and talked about how lighting helped provide a sense of ‘mysteriousity’ in the shawshank redemption. for the record he passed but the teacher said you not really supposed to make up words in English essays
Kelsi: surely you wouldn’t dare to suggest that the Scott’s contributions to English are worthless or invalid? Scottish people speak English – their words (which maybe not used outside of Scotland) are as much a part of our language as any other English speaking country. Just because it is used in one region does not invalidate it – how about grits? Only Americans use that term. How about referring to a car boot as a trunk? Only Americans do that – do we exclude those meanings for those words? Whether you like it or not, the Oxford English Dictionary includes the word curple. That means it is an English word that rhymes with purple.
Che: okay – I agree
Samsung: haha – why not? Look at Joyce. Look at Charles Dodgeson (Lewis Carroll) – his most famous poem – hunting of the Snark – is FULL of neologisms. As long as you know the rules, you can do what you like.
Not just Carroll, Jamie…
…the entire Vogon poetic cannon is dedicated to breaking the boundaries of language and pain.
Rules ? Never heard of him. He any good ?
;+)
mmm… this list is full of awesomeliciousness
geeze… now im totally addicted to this site >.
Samsung : so – your not allowed to make up words in English essays,
but it’s alright when you’re writing lit’rature**.
You know, the stuff you’re writing about.
Sounds like a cool teacher.
**(that’s a laugh, in French…”raturer” means to cross
out words in a manuscript – ie: to delete or correct them. Also means – a failure!)
I read #12 and thought of another word that both begins and ends in “und” – and then I realised I was wrong.
Ace list!!!
I was very proud of the fact I knew and could pronounce the longest word in the English language … until I read this list. Curse all, now I have to figure out how to say pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis — not to mention remember it.
Ah well, gives me something to do in class tommorrow. Excellent list!
“Undreamt” also ends with “mt”.
something that I’ve always wondered about but didn’t see on the list, why does famous and infamous mean the same thing? Same thing as flammable and inflammable. I was always under the impression that the prefix in meant “not” right? inoperable, intolerable, informal…just to name a few. Any help here?…
I always thought this was kind of interesting. The only time we use the word “flied” is in baseball as in “The second baseman flied out to center” I’m pretty sure this is true but if I am not I’m sure I will be corrected by someone out there.
the pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis word is listed in the guiness world record for the longest word of all..
Famous and infamous kind of mean the same thing… but I think the difference is that you can’t be infamous for being or doing good deeds. The word seems to be reserved for bad, strange or unusual people or deeds, eg Ned Kelly is an infamous Australian bushranger, and the McCann’s will go down in infamy for what (allegedly) happened to their daughter Madelaine.
So yeah they do kind of mean the same thing but in different ways… does that make sense?
squamozygomatic is, as far as I can tell, the highest possible scoring word in scrabble.
If you happen to have the words qua and om ti and the o filled out as the end of another word, then you can fill in the s m z y g a c all at once hitting three triple word scores with the q and the z and some other goodness in there. Of course the word isn’t legal, and its improbably bordering on the absurd, but it is over a thousand points.
Actually, I’ve heard that English is one of the easiest languages to learn due to its simple, straightforward grammar. English grammar is based mostly on the arrangement of the words, and the few grammar modifications we do have are simple and consistent suffixes.
All of these oddities are about spelling, which is by far the hardest thing about English. Besides that though, English is relatively easy.
But the spelling’s a *****.
Sounds like some people need to read the book Word Freak….
The most useful fact….
Qat is one of eights Q words that does not need a u. Trust me this comes in handy playing scrabble!
Samsung/Che/Jfrater: As an English prof., I generally would agree that my students aren’t allowed to make up words. However, I tell them once they become grad students, all bets are off. If you read critical theory articles, the “experts” make up words all the time.
This was a very cool list, and I am way too tired to to even try to question any of them. I knew #15 would be Welsh words.
Anybody want a PURPLE NURPLE!
It rhymes!
here are two other words that rhyme with purple
Hirple is a British word, which means “to walk lamely or hobble”.
Curple is a word out of Scotland, which refers to the hindquarters of a horse.
they are actual words (unlike nurple
) but they arent really used anymore
I’m so glad you all seem to enjoy my list! I am a huge fan of our language and all its little quirks and oddities and to any and all of you interested, Tom Leherer (The Elements Song guy from said list) has a few Language-related books out there that are also quite humorous. Great comments, everyone!
when che said you can make up words in english and people know what they mean its true. One time i was with some friends and we were just out messing around on our bikes. one of us did something stupid but somehow landed it quite graciously. immediately i wanted to proclaim my amazement for this, but my brain couldnt decide between “freakin’ sweet” and plain ole “sweet”. so what came out? fweet. and everyone just concurred
No one is going to believe me… but my boyfriend’s dad totally knew the guy that invented the word “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis”. However, he also said they had the guy that owns all the orange crops in Florida over for dinner once… in Alaska so… *shrug*
Brillig: ah – so true. Added
Very interesting list.
Learned quite a few things.
I always thought that floccinoccinihilipilification (29 letters) was considered the longest word in the english language It means the act of doing something worthless.
hehe the ‘orange’ rhyming with ‘door hinge’ reminds me on monkey island 3.
good list btw
wow. that was TERRIBLE english by me.