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I am at a loss for words to describe this list – it is probably the most unusual one we have done so far and certainly the one that comes closest to giving me the creeps! So – here they are, the top 10 bizarre mustaches:
Mustaches 1 – 5
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5.
Just paying the bills...
Mustaches 6 – 10
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10.
Bonus
The world’s longest moustache!
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January 25th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Maybe Steve Irwin was atacked by a sharp-pointed beard instead of a stingray…
Fun list! good job, keep that update rate…
January 25th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Truly horrifying.
January 25th, 2008 at 10:19 am
EW!! Gah, I hate men with facial hair. Ick!
January 25th, 2008 at 10:25 am
funny pictures
partly became a baseball fan because of Rollie Fingers who had a goofy stache (although not like these guys!
January 25th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Great list! These guy must go through crates of glue…
January 25th, 2008 at 10:46 am
Beards, they grow on you!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
And thiiis is why I don’t like guys with facial hair.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:02 am
is #5 lemmy from motorhead? lol
January 25th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I thought this was for moustaches,#8 is a beard!!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Friends, THIS is the definition of an oddball list. I love it!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:18 am
I’m growing myself number 5!
Shouldnt this list be ‘Top 10 bizarre moustaches/beards’?
Also, isn’t it spelled ‘moustache’?
But anyway, great pictures!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:33 am
This i by far the wierdest thing I have seen! Great list though!
January 25th, 2008 at 11:51 am
I’ve seen most of these before at the World Beard and Mustache Championships. But there are some new ones here.
They’re all pretty impressive, but nothing compared to Master Chia Hui Liu!
“HAHAHAHA! That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard!”
January 25th, 2008 at 11:58 am
this was by far one of my top 5 favorite lists.
i kind of wish i would one day be an old man so i could pull off one of these amazing facial creations.
January 25th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Who wants a mustache ride??!!
Thanks for pics- they will come in handy for the cinco de mustache party.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I’m shocked that Sister Mary Aquinas didn’t make this list. She would have if you had known her.
January 25th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
Nice List,,,great break after the “heavy” subjects of the last few lists…wonderful mustaches!,,
January 25th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
LOL you should see my father……..his beard and mustache are not really crazy like the ones on this list but they do make him look just like Santa Claus and I don’t mean just a little bit I mean just like him. He gets that all year long and one year right before Christmas a little girl ended up crying cause she didn’t believe her mother that he wasn’t really Santa Claus. Of course it doesn’t help that he wears a red and white hat that my mother crocheted for him.
He even plays Santa every year for the family party of a friend of my mothers. He has been doing that for probably about 7 or 8 years now.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Wow this is what my dad wants his mustache to look like before he dies, I’ll have to show him these pictures to give him a little inspiration!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
…………And why is #2 dressed like a pimp? I dont think he will be getting any chicks anytime soon!!
January 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
#5 is amazing! It looks like he has canes on his face.
January 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
#5 and #6 are the same guy. you can tell by that sweater of hair they have on under their shirts.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
LOL… Hair sweater guy…
I love #8… I think it would go great with a mohawk!
BTW… where’s Ravyn been??
January 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
AAAHHHAAA! This was a great list, too funny. Keep em coming.
January 25th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
i was hoping to see Salvador Dali and Hitler in the honorable mentions…
January 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
#5 is by far the most ridiculous.
The first thing I thought was a crowbar.
A whole new meaning to the word, “handlebar mustache”.
January 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Viva le moustache!!!
Support the American Mustache Institute
http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/
or the Relevant Gentleman’s Society:
http://www.relevantgentlemanssociety.com/
January 25th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Is it just me or does the guy in the bonus picture have enormous fingers?
January 25th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Lauren @ 5.: Actually these guys probably don’t use glue, but a special moustache wax — which was how Salvador Dali got those big curls. (Of course, these days they could be using mousse, egg whites, Krazy Glue — you know what, I’m smooth-shaven, what am I talking about, just ignore me …) Should have Dali and maybe Lord Kitchener as notable omissions, I think.
January 25th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
I’ve never understood men and their compulsion to have face-pets. I don’t like them and I never will. This list, and the thought of kissing any of the men on it, has turned my stomach more than any list on this site!
…can you tell I don’t like facial hair?
January 25th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
Hey, That last guy, (Bonus) he isn’t even trying. at least the other guys put some thought into their moustaches. You can see the time, effort and pride etched on their faces (under the hair).
January 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
#6 , is that a black shirt he has on or his chest hair? (if hair, OMG! what does his back look like?? yuck!)
January 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Rachel, I’m giving the (bonus) guy the benefit of the doubt and saying that he grew his mustache in the shape of a W . Standing for “W”orlds longest mustache.
January 25th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Rachel, I actually think that is hair. O___O
January 25th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Rodeograndma, yes good call. I think it is the same guy. He just borrowed his wife’s curling iron for # 5.
If that guy went in for a waxing he would certainly get his moneys worth.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:11 pm
THAT’S CHEAP! They all contain beards/other facial hair. They’re still cool though. It should be call Top 10 Bizarre Facial Hair Stylings
January 25th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Yuck! There is decent amount of facial hair (the kind that doesn’t save the food that misses your mouth) and this. I wonder how many of these guys are married. And if they are…to what???
January 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
#2 is my favorite. Good list, hehe. Very fun.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
ck,,,hah hah sure looks like it,,,but not really,,,same as the picture of the giant hog,,you can’t see the perspective,,his hands are closer to you
January 25th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
Is it just me or does #8 look a little fake?
January 25th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
ladies would love number 3 to perform oral
January 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Heh, if I could grow my chin beard a bit longer I could be on a similar list, lol.
January 26th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Haha. Funny.
#1 has an octopuss growing on his face.
Was waiting for the Indian too show up.
January 26th, 2008 at 1:39 am
# 5 looks like he’s thinking what the fuck are you lookin’ at. and i am like your candy cane mustache you fuckin’ joke. shave that shit!
January 26th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
No. 4 looks like he actually goes around groomed this way normally! Most of the others look like they’ve fancied up their facial hair for some kind of festivities involving costumes. I like facial hair (on men, anyway) but I gotta say, these guys are either hysterically funny or downright weird!
January 26th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
fit
January 27th, 2008 at 4:05 am
January 27th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
wheres hitler
lol
nice list
January 27th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Well, this just makes the mustache list I had been working on look like crap!
But hey, there’s still the “top ten famous people(actors) who look bizarre WITHOUT a mustache’
gotch your burt reynolds and tom selick and sam elliot, and uh I dont know, harry reams?
isn’t no.5 and 6, the same guy?
Alone with a rabid pit bull in a dark deadend ally on a cold night OR the guy in picture no.2?
Rabid pit bull.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Awesome! I love those moustaches. I think my favourite was number 2 or 3.
January 28th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Number 5 and 6 are the same Turkish guy, i know him, he wants 5 dollars to take a picture of him. He acts a little bit crazy. It must be hard to stay normal when people keep looking at you all the time.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:04 am
Seems like it would be a lot of work to keep one of those.
February 18th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Hey
i live in Beirut, Lebanon and have seen the guy in pictures 5 and 6 a couple of times. He actually does make a living selling polaroid pix of himself and locals/tourists in areas like the “Corniche” where picture 5 was taken. I’ve heard he’s from Turkey, but there’s also word that he’s a spy?!…which is probably just war induced paranoia.I mean that moustache IS an attention grabber, which defies the point?..hah!
February 18th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
When I was a kid (maybe about age 12) I had a friend who’s father used to compete in Moustache/Beard competitions. He had “normal” facial hair when I knew him, but I saw some pictures from his competition days that were quite impressive, though not quite as bold as these! Great list!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
This list should be called the most AWESOME moustaches
April 9th, 2008 at 8:21 am
that’s right
April 12th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Oh yeah, thats how its done xD
April 29th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
6 is the greatest. Too bad windmill beard dude isn’t on here. That’s insane.
May 5th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
#5 and 6 are the same guy what a rip off
May 28th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
8 is my favorite
May 31st, 2008 at 6:26 pm
I’m convinced that you can decapitate someone with #6. Those things look like freakin katanas!
June 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
No Dali?
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:23 pm
#32 You are right. That is chest hair.Ick. Too much of a good thing.
#41 Luckyaz Yuck!! Never would I let these guys go down on me. Ever. Now Jfrater…
June 27th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Things that make ya go “baaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh”
July 9th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
no. 3 is my fave
it’s awesome
August 13th, 2008 at 9:40 am
its cack ]
August 19th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Why??
August 23rd, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Only men huh…
How sexist.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
#7 is more of a beard.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
** sorry, I meant #8.
September 19th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Have you noticed that these are all men?
September 25th, 2008 at 9:03 am
Number 1 is unmistakably Cthulhu. Looks jollier than usual – perhaps he’s pleased to be up and about and ready for lunch.
November 5th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I agree witn number 41. Also, number 8.
February 4th, 2009 at 9:18 am
ok, 8 is actually kind of cool, but I really think people who grow this sort of facial hair must be somewhat on the..umm, err…INSANE side of the sanity spectrum!?
February 12th, 2009 at 9:29 am
tehehe this made me giggle. xD
March 4th, 2009 at 4:14 pm
lo fn l this video is freaky.if he has that much hair on his chest i wonder how much he has on his balls
March 30th, 2009 at 9:37 am
The lack of the windmill beard guy disturbs me.
April 12th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I like number six- RAGING BULL!!!
I also really enjoyed numbers 4, 5 and 10. Thanks, jFrator, this list is brilliant.
July 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
Next list; Top 10 Bizarre Merkins
September 17th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Um so no. 8 supposed to be a mustache? And just want to correct that most of these are beards.