I am at a loss for words to describe this list – it is probably the most unusual one we have done so far and certainly the one that comes closest to giving me the creeps! So – here they are, the top 10 bizarre mustaches:
Mustaches 1 – 5
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Mustaches 6 – 10
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Bonus

The world’s longest moustache!




















Maybe Steve Irwin was atacked by a sharp-pointed beard instead of a stingray…
Fun list! good job, keep that update rate…
Truly horrifying.
EW!! Gah, I hate men with facial hair. Ick!
funny pictures
partly became a baseball fan because of Rollie Fingers who had a goofy stache (although not like these guys!
Great list! These guy must go through crates of glue…
Beards, they grow on you!
And thiiis is why I don’t like guys with facial hair.
is #5 lemmy from motorhead? lol
I thought this was for moustaches,#8 is a beard!!
Friends, THIS is the definition of an oddball list. I love it!
I’m growing myself number 5!
Shouldnt this list be ‘Top 10 bizarre moustaches/beards’?
Also, isn’t it spelled ‘moustache’?
But anyway, great pictures!
This i by far the wierdest thing I have seen! Great list though!
I’ve seen most of these before at the World Beard and Mustache Championships. But there are some new ones here.
They’re all pretty impressive, but nothing compared to Master Chia Hui Liu!
“HAHAHAHA! That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard!”
this was by far one of my top 5 favorite lists.
i kind of wish i would one day be an old man so i could pull off one of these amazing facial creations.
Who wants a mustache ride??!!
Thanks for pics- they will come in handy for the cinco de mustache party.
I’m shocked that Sister Mary Aquinas didn’t make this list. She would have if you had known her.
Nice List,,,great break after the “heavy” subjects of the last few lists…wonderful mustaches!,,
LOL you should see my father……..his beard and mustache are not really crazy like the ones on this list but they do make him look just like Santa Claus and I don’t mean just a little bit I mean just like him. He gets that all year long and one year right before Christmas a little girl ended up crying cause she didn’t believe her mother that he wasn’t really Santa Claus. Of course it doesn’t help that he wears a red and white hat that my mother crocheted for him.
He even plays Santa every year for the family party of a friend of my mothers. He has been doing that for probably about 7 or 8 years now.
Wow this is what my dad wants his mustache to look like before he dies, I’ll have to show him these pictures to give him a little inspiration!
…………And why is #2 dressed like a *****? I dont think he will be getting any chicks anytime soon!!
#5 is amazing! It looks like he has canes on his face.
#5 and #6 are the same guy. you can tell by that sweater of hair they have on under their shirts.
LOL… Hair sweater guy…
I love #8… I think it would go great with a mohawk!
BTW… where’s Ravyn been??
AAAHHHAAA! This was a great list, too funny. Keep em coming.
i was hoping to see Salvador Dali and Hitler in the honorable mentions…
#5 is by far the most ridiculous.
The first thing I thought was a crowbar.
A whole new meaning to the word, “handlebar mustache”.
Viva le moustache!!!
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Is it just me or does the guy in the bonus picture have enormous fingers?
Lauren @ 5.: Actually these guys probably don’t use glue, but a special moustache wax — which was how Salvador Dali got those big curls. (Of course, these days they could be using mousse, egg whites, Krazy Glue — you know what, I’m smooth-shaven, what am I talking about, just ignore me …) Should have Dali and maybe Lord Kitchener as notable omissions, I think.
I’ve never understood men and their compulsion to have face-pets. I don’t like them and I never will. This list, and the thought of kissing any of the men on it, has turned my stomach more than any list on this site!
…can you tell I don’t like facial hair?
Hey, That last guy, (Bonus) he isn’t even trying. at least the other guys put some thought into their moustaches. You can see the time, effort and pride etched on their faces (under the hair).
#6 , is that a black shirt he has on or his chest hair? (if hair, OMG! what does his back look like?? yuck!)
Rachel, I’m giving the (bonus) guy the benefit of the doubt and saying that he grew his mustache in the shape of a W . Standing for “W”orlds longest mustache.
Rachel, I actually think that is hair. O___O
Rodeograndma, yes good call. I think it is the same guy. He just borrowed his wife’s curling iron for # 5.
If that guy went in for a waxing he would certainly get his moneys worth.
THAT’S CHEAP! They all contain beards/other facial hair. They’re still cool though. It should be call Top 10 Bizarre Facial Hair Stylings
Yuck! There is decent amount of facial hair (the kind that doesn’t save the food that misses your mouth) and this. I wonder how many of these guys are married. And if they are…to what???
#2 is my favorite. Good list, hehe. Very fun.
ck,,,hah hah sure looks like it,,,but not really,,,same as the picture of the giant hog,,you can’t see the perspective,,his hands are closer to you
Is it just me or does #8 look a little fake?
ladies would love number 3 to perform oral
Heh, if I could grow my chin beard a bit longer I could be on a similar list, lol.
Haha. Funny.
#1 has an octopuss growing on his face.
Was waiting for the Indian too show up.
# 5 looks like he’s thinking what the ***** are you lookin’ at. and i am like your candy cane mustache you *****in’ joke. shave that *****!
No. 4 looks like he actually goes around groomed this way normally! Most of the others look like they’ve fancied up their facial hair for some kind of festivities involving costumes. I like facial hair (on men, anyway) but I gotta say, these guys are either hysterically funny or downright weird!
fit
wheres hitler
lol
nice list
Well, this just makes the mustache list I had been working on look like crap!
But hey, there’s still the “top ten famous people(actors) who look bizarre WITHOUT a mustache’
gotch your burt reynolds and tom selick and sam elliot, and uh I dont know, harry reams?
isn’t no.5 and 6, the same guy?
Alone with a rabid pit bull in a dark deadend ally on a cold night OR the guy in picture no.2?
Rabid pit bull.
Awesome! I love those moustaches. I think my favourite was number 2 or 3.
Number 5 and 6 are the same Turkish guy, i know him, he wants 5 dollars to take a picture of him. He acts a little bit crazy. It must be hard to stay normal when people keep looking at you all the time.
Seems like it would be a lot of work to keep one of those.
Hey
i live in Beirut, Lebanon and have seen the guy in pictures 5 and 6 a couple of times. He actually does make a living selling polaroid pix of himself and locals/tourists in areas like the “Corniche” where picture 5 was taken. I’ve heard he’s from Turkey, but there’s also word that he’s a spy?!…which is probably just war induced paranoia.I mean that moustache IS an attention grabber, which defies the point?..hah!
When I was a kid (maybe about age 12) I had a friend who’s father used to compete in Moustache/Beard competitions. He had “normal” facial hair when I knew him, but I saw some pictures from his competition days that were quite impressive, though not quite as bold as these! Great list!
This list should be called the most AWESOME moustaches
that’s right
Oh yeah, thats how its done xD
6 is the greatest. Too bad windmill beard dude isn’t on here. That’s insane.
#5 and 6 are the same guy what a rip off
8 is my favorite