This list was an April Fools Day joke for April 1, 2008. Items 10 and 9 are real, the rest are entirely made up.
Genetic modification of plants and animals has caused a lot of debate in recent years as the technology becomes much more accessible to scientists. Despite the potential dangers of some modifications, science has continued to test and produce some striking new organisms. This is a list of the top 10 most bizarre.

The GloFish was the first genetically modified animal to become available as a pet. It is a natural Zebrafish which has had genetic information from bioluminescent jellyfish added to its DNA. It was originally produced to provide a warning system for pollution but with the addition of further colors its viability for the pet market became clear. It was introduced to the US market in December 2003 by Yorktown Technologies of Austin, Texas.

The grapple is a relatively new fruit which is a genetic cross between an apple and a grape. The fruit combines the size of the apple with the texture of an grape and the flavor of both parent fruits. The grapple was originally designed to provide a much higher vitamin-c dose per fruit for third world aid. The majority of the funding for the fruit came from UNICEF.

The graisin [giant raisin] is a variety of raisin which has been modified to grow to enormous proportions. The graisin was produced by the National Institute of Genetics in Japan due to the Japanese love of large fruit and the recent popularity of western foods such as raisins. The texture and taste is identical to that of its genetically normal parent and it is served raw or thinly sliced in a stir fry.

Cork trees have long been used for producing cork-stoppers for wine though some wine producers have also begun using plastic corks. Wine enthusiasts have not taken to the rubber corks and so, in order to appease the traditionalists and the cost-cutting wine makers, SABIC innovative plastics have developed a tree which is a cross between a rubber tree and a cork tree. The corks taken from the bark of this new tree look like real cork and have the same porous qualities, but has the permanence and flavorlessness of rubber. Ghislain de Mongolfier, current manager and great grandson of the founder of champagne producer Bollinger, said: “This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.

This creature is the only one on the list which was not designed for a practical reason, but merely to prove that it could be done. Genetic Engineers in Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia) managed to unlock a dormant “flying” strand in the DNA of the Umbuku lizard, a very small and rare lizard native to Africa. It is believed that the lizard is a descendent of the Pterodactyl, which lost its ability to fly some millions of years ago. To date only 6 of these flying Umbuku have been produced and they are kept seperate from the natural Umbuku due the risk of cross breeding.

The paper tree has been developed to reduce production costs and loss of tree life in the paper manufacturing industry. The recent explosion in popularity of recycled paper products lead a Swiss based company to develop a tree which grows square leaves that, when dried, are already usable as writing paper. In the image above we see a company employee holding a dried leaf beside the trunk of one of the many Paper Trees now grown by the company.

This is probably the most remarkable example of how far science is able to go with modern DNA and cross fertilization techniques; the dolion is a cross between a lion and a dog. In order to produce this incredible rare animal (only 3 dolions exist in laboratories – the photo above is of Rex, the first ever produced), individual strands of DNA from each creature must be combined and re-inserted in to a host egg. This is similar to the liger (lion/tiger crossbreed) with the exception that the liger is able to be produced without prior manipulation of the DNA of either breed of animal.

The Tiny Piney is a miniature pine tree which is a mere 2cm tall when fully grown. It was originally developed to provide a fast growing source for pine-tree smell to be used in the fragrance industry but in very little time its usefulness in other areas became obvious. This tiny pine tree is now hugely popular as an edible plant in Papua New Guinea where it is dipped in a batter made from coconut milk and shellac beetle shells and deep fried. The Tiny Piney (official trademark) has a very subtle pine flavor which is enhanced by the coconut milk. The Tiny Piney is usually eaten as a dessert.

The fern spider is unique on this list as it is the only combined plant and animal. At the time of writing this is the only animal that has successfully been crossed with a plant. The spider is a cross between a common Italian Wolf spider (Lycosa tarantula) and the ponga fern (Cyathea dealbata). The purpose of this bizarre crossbreed was to study the survival rates of spiders with built in camouflage versus those without in a series of studies on Natural Selection at Massey University in New Zealand. The results of the study have not been published yet.

With the growing wealth of China, many rich Chinese women are seeking alternative and exotic pets to show off their money. This has lead to a number of Chinese medical and scientific research companies to compete for this new income source by producing cross breed animals. The most successful (financially) so far has been the Lemur Cat. It is (as the name suggests) a cross between a lemur and a cat. It retains the soft fur of the cat and the coloring, but has the striped tail and yellow eyes commonly found on a lemur. It is more ferocious than the average cat but it is generally no more dangerous than a Chihuahua dog. The scientific name for this new breed is Prolos Fira.




















I must say – I enjoyed writing this list immensely
Yeah, but some of us are doing reports on hybrids in our science classes… thanks for the bad grade!
so tue this guy is a ass
So you got a bad grade? Your an idiot. He said there where only two real ones. 9 & 10
April Fool! The first one is beleivable but the Lemurat and fern spider!?
kind of disturbing, but interesting none the less.
Happy April 1?
I’m not sure when this was posted, but “Prolos Fira” is showing up in Google – pointing to this page. Scanned 8 minutes ago.
Pretty Impressive, Jamie!
Prolos Fira. April Fool. Ha!
Had me going until 7 and just got more ridiculous from there. Fun list.
Lol, I thought the dolion looked kind of fake!
And the paper tree, totally ridiculous!
Lemucat.. pretty sick haha
This made me laugh my ass off:
Ghislain de Mongolfier, current manager and great grandson of the founder of champagne producer Bollinger, said: “This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.
Yes, I admit the first one had me going, but when I reached the graisin I smelt a grat (genetically modified giant rat). Surely a graisin would come from a gr-grape (obviously giant grape).
Imagine how much more wine they could make with gr-grapes. Mmmmmmm
Oh, you got me. I only know for a fact that 10 is real because there was TV news and newspaper bits about the fish at the time.
That Fern Spider rocks though, we could eliminate world hunger if people could grow photosynthesising cells. Can’t say the idea of actual leaves and ferns all over the body is an attractive one though.
happy april fool….
hmm, lol, I’ve seen neon fish, but bioilluminecent (however you spell it), I think april fools is in order.
but the grapple exists!! i have seen it at the store.
Wow, you got me good J! I didn’t even think to call BS on these until the comments
This list is amazing! haha
(It’s still early, I’m still gullible haha)
Hahaha. Well done! Happy April Fool’s Day!
If you look closely, the Umbuku Lizard wings are clearly photoshopped. Anyway, it’s a very entertaining list.
i was fooled! fooled right until the end! oh, for shame.
great list tho
On the GloFish website, it says the fish will only look like they’re glowing when it’s completely dark and there’s a black light on the tank.
Grapples do exist but not everything about them here is true.
I would also like to buy #’s 2, 4, and 6.
I really want a tiny piney, only that I live in tropical regions…
The first one is actually true, my biology teacher has those fish in pink in our classroom, with DNA from a jellyfish.
i’m worse than all of you! i was going until i got to the ‘paper tree’ and i thought…but the DOLION??? that was too much. i started laughing when i saw the ‘fern spider’ and burst out loud laughter when i saw th picture in number 1!!!!!!!! WORST example of photoshop i have ever seen. haha!
i thought the dolion was so cool
Nice one!
No kidding Wade. Dont forget, you are late for your job as Chairman of the “Lets point things out after the event in order to not look silly” meeting!! Hurry hurry!!
Shucks, is this really an April Fool’s day joke? Awww, but I really wanted the Dolion.
No, all of this is true my wife’s, husband, brother, dad, other son told me so.
thank god its an april fools joke. that fern spider freaked me out.
cross breeding between plants and animals, lol. what’s next, the pit trap? (genetically crossed pit bull with a venus fly trap) the most dangerous animal in the world!!
Ha Ha, good job.
We do have graisins though, they’re called Prunes.
A couple more genetic cross breeds I would like to see;
Paris Hilton + Babe = A dirty pig with morals
Tom Cruise + Richard Gere = Flaming Fruitcake
Ive actually heard of grapples so you had me for a minute there =)
You had me until the Dolion. Hah.
Mom424: not quite
A prune is a dried plum, a raisin is a dried grape!
I fully thought this was real until about 3/4 of the way down… The dolion, lemurat and fern spider are just ridiculous, but i was still willing to accept that you had no photos of the actual things so you just photoshopped some stuff and hoped no one would notice… Love it!
jfrater; I know
Outstanding!, I loved the fern spider.
fern spider is nuts!!
I have a grapple waiting for me in my kitchen right now. They are real, but they are more like an apple in feel and consistency, but they do have a grapey taste to them. They are rather yummy.
I absolutely DREAD the day scientists start to breed humans with something other than humans!! I mean, I’m all about scientific progress, and these food / animals are pretty kick ass, but if I ever live to see a human giving birth to a litter of otters or something . . . I don’t know, man . . . pretty bizarre!
I htink texture was the word I was looking for not consistency.
Well done friend! I didnt even think it was a prank until I saw the posts!
I’m glad its fake though, that fern spider really REALLY freaked me out, I would hate to see that in a dark alley
. I thought the Lemurat was cute though!
wow i totaly told some people at my work place to check out this list….wish i had read the post before lol…guess jokes’ on me
I was wary of April Fools jokes, but this started out plausible. The fish were a good intro, but I knew that Grapples were just apples soaked in grape juice, and I was preparing a scathing comment, then I thought, “Wait–that’s just what they want!” haha, good job, guys!
Pretty cool!
As far as a few are concerned I find it hard to believe but we here at the Darth house eat Grapple’s. It’s my daughters favourite fruit. We get them all the time. They cost about 3.99 Canadian for 4 and taste pretty much like the description said. Like M&M’s they really do exist….
i already started my day off horribly since i fell for this april fool’s prank. i wonder what’s in store for me now…
I cant believe i didnt realise, i am going to have to re-assess how clever and intelligent I think I am. I am obviously a gullible moron
Lol me too
very nice jamie.
The first one I’ve fallen for today. Congrats jfrater!
As soon as I got to the dolion, I figured it was made up. I did a google search for dolion and got nothing. Plus, it looked like a dog in a lion’s mane costume.
WELL DONE!
Srichards: Think of it this way, you can just laugh at them and pretend you knew it was a joke the whole time saying “April Fools! hahah” Lol poor guy
okay great. YOU GOT ME! HAHA! Good one.
Happy April Fool’s!
what about the 5-assed monkey
Awesoooooooome. Best list ever!
Oh, and i thought staying home with my trusted computer would keep me safe from the april fools pranksters…lol guess i was wrong…good one!
going to be getting friends all day with this thanks jfrater
grapples are real, i’ve eaten them. They taste just like grapes.
The weird thing is that I actually made up the whole grapple thing – and now it turns out it is real – I guess I April Fooled myself in a weird kind of way!
what would you do if you saw a fern spider just run across your desk? Would you water or kill it?
Except that grapple is an apple with grape flavoring – not a genetic combination of apples and grapes.
I was buying in until the “dolion”. It was a poor lab it a costume! If anyone genetically engineered anything that looked that pathetic they’d never let anyone take a picture of it!