Cannibalism is perhaps the ultimate cultural taboo. There are many reasons why humans partake in this practice; for cultural purposes, for survival or even for pleasure. Be clear: I do not condone or in any way; endorse what is contained in the following accounts. Read at your own risk.
Packer was an American gold prospector and convicted cannibal. On February 9th 1874, he left with 5 others for an expedition in the Colorado mountains. Two months later Packer returned from the expedition alone. When questioned of the whereabouts of the men that had been with him, Packer said that he killed them in self defense and was forced to eat their remains in order to survive the elements. His story was not believed and he soon after signed two separate confessions. Packer was given a 40 year sentence, at that time the longest communal sentence in United States history. Amazingly he was granted parole because sufficient doubt remained about his innocence.
Albert Fish was a true life monster in every sense of the word. He was sadistic, delusional and worst of all he received gratification from his repulsive acts. Besides being an admitted serial killer and cannibal, he was also a rampant pedophile and a deviant. Fish kidnapped, murdered, and consumed a 10 year old girl from Manhattan. Six years later Fish taunted the innocent girl’s family by sending a letter to them graphically detailing his crime and the pleasure he received committing it. The letter was traced back to him and he was arrested and convicted. Justice would be served on January 16, 1936 as Fish was executed at the Sing Sing Correctional Facility in upstate New York.
RUF was a revolutionary group based in Sierra Leone in Western Africa. By the late 1990’s they had been mired in a long bloody campaign to topple the central government. These insurgents terrorized rural Sierra Leone in an effort to control the nations diamond mines. Aided by factions of the National Patriotic Front of Liberia, these groups committed horrific atrocities which included forcing children to become soldiers, amputations of limbs and cannibalism of enemies, including peacekeepers and United Nations personnel. Their motives for eating their enemies were to receive “strength” from eating human flesh and as a tool for intimidation. The exact number of victims is unknown.
Sagawa was a Japanese student completing an English Literature degree in Paris. He met and then shot a co-ed on June 11, 1981. After her death, he proceeded to cannibalize her over the next two days. Sagawa was eventually arrested by French authorities but deemed unfit for trial due to insanity and was deported. In one of the worst examples of injustice in legal history; a paperwork error allowed Sagawa to simply check himself out of a mental institution after a little more than a year of confinement. He is now a free man living in Japan.
Chikatilo was a Ukrainian born serial killer and rapist. While in custody, Chikatilo confessed to over 50 murders and mutilations. He befriended, killed, and ate his victims. He admitted that his motives were solely for sexual gratification. The details of Chikatilo’s life and crimes are the stuff that nightmares are made of. This madman only halted his killing spree when he was finally arrested and identified after one of the largest operations in Russian police history. Chikatilo was executed in Rostov on February 14, 1994.
The Mauerova’s are a family of cult members and cannibals from the Czech Republic. Over an 8 month period, relatives and fellow cult members participated in despicable acts against two brothers. The actual details of what a mother allowed to be done to her young children are extremely disturbing. By a remarkable chain of events, the truth about the Maurova family was discovered on May 10, 2007 when horrific images on a baby monitor (which they had installed in their house to view the crimes) where picked up by a neighbor who had the exact same monitor. A total of six people were eventually convicted.
By most accounts Meiwes was a depraved and pathetic individual from Roteburg, Germany. In 2001 he posted an advertisement on an internet site which read in part “looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed”. Unbelievably Meiwes received a serious response from a willing participant. The two men met on Christmas Day and proceeded to commit and videotape some of the most unimaginable acts on earth. Meiwes was arrested after revealing details of his crime. He is currently serving a life sentence in a German prison.
Dahmer was an American serial killer, necrophiliac, and cannibal from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Dahmer, an extremely disturbed individual, would lure young men to his apartment where he would murder and dismember them after sedating them with alcohol or drugs. After disposing of his victims he would consume or experiment with their remains. By the time of his trial he was charged and convicted of 15 murders and given numerous life sentences. On November 28, 1994 Dahmer was beaten to death at the Colombia Correctional Institution in Milwaukee.
The first known modern accounts of cannibalism were reported following Columbus’ expedition to the West Indies. At this point cannibalism was considered atrocious and sacrilegious in the developed world. Imagine, if you will, the indescribable horror that the first Europeans felt when they witnessed Carib natives during a post war ritual chewing and/or eating human flesh. This misunderstanding of Caribbean culture lead to the people of the America’s being considered “savages”. These sentiments lead to policies which encouraged countless incidents of slavery, mass murder, exploitation and destruction of the native culture of the America’s that continued for centuries.
On October 13, 1972 the team was on its way from Montevideo, Uruguay to play a match in Santiago Chile. Fierce wind and snow hounded the flight as the plane trekked through the Andes mountains. Due to poor weather and pilot error the plane crashed atop of an unnamed mountain on the border of Chile and Argentina. Search parties from three countries searched for 11 days in vain to find the downed flight of 45 people but were unsuccessful and all passengers were presumed dead. What followed next is one of the greatest examples of human survival ever recorded. Despite no food or heat 16 members of the team stayed on top of the mountain for over two months through the brutal winter while being forced to eat the remains of their fallen teammates before finally being rescued.
The Maori were the first settlers of New Zealand – arriving many centuries before Europeans. Their culture dates back to the early modern era. They had been known to practice cannibalism during warfare. In October 1809 a European convict ship was attacked by a large group of Maori warriors in revenge for the mistreatment of a chief’s son. The Maori killed most of the 66 people on board and carried dead and alive victims off the boat and back to shore to be eaten. A few lucky survivors who were able to find a hiding spot inside the mast of the boat were horrified as they watched the Maori devour their shipmates through the night until the next morning.
Contributor: Rolo Tomasi
























December 20th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Disturbing
December 20th, 2008 at 3:37 am
Not a very pleasant list, but interesting none the less
December 20th, 2008 at 3:37 am
oh and yay i’m first
December 20th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Good list
I had a feeling the rugby team would be no. 1. I love the film Alive.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:10 am
Oh man thats brutal. There have been some disgusting people in our time.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:46 am
Interesting…
Good list
I expected to see that Donner Party (?) here
That was the only one I’d heard of apart from Jeffrey Dahmer and Albert Fish.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:50 am
How about Sawney Beane and his cannibal family from Scotland. i know it was a few centuries ago but it’s still very disturbing.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Just posted in time for breakfast. Cheers!!
December 20th, 2008 at 5:07 am
Leah: sawney bean is a myth – this he isn’t here
December 20th, 2008 at 5:51 am
WOW. WTF! I would definitely like to meet some of these bastards (not to join but to pick at their sick, sick minds).
December 20th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Great, yet another list to get us into the spirit of Christmas!
December 20th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Sawney Bean isn’t a myth.
It’s a well documented case included in many factual books I own.
December 20th, 2008 at 6:29 am
yummmmm : D
December 20th, 2008 at 6:44 am
Shrivelled guns on the list, g. Two of my favorite films are Cannibal Holocaust and Make Them Die Slowly (aka Cannibal Ferox).
Cannibalism for life, yo!
December 20th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Fantastic list – we have had some good lists lately ie:
Inventors killed by their Inventions
Amazing execution survival stories
The other one also had a death theme to it, I just cant recall the heading.
Im starting to get a wee bit worried about myself, enjoying these topics so much.
Good research R.T.
December 20th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Copaface- I agree, the Donner party was pretty intense… Definitely deserves a mention.
December 20th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Eating human flesh has always fascinated me from an early age…. I hope one day I will be able to fulfill this fantasy….
December 20th, 2008 at 7:12 am
Wow Rolo you read my mind, I dreamt about cannibalism lastnight and was gonna research it this morning
December 20th, 2008 at 7:31 am
very disturbing
December 20th, 2008 at 7:40 am
#7’s still running around?! Yikes!
In reference to #2, I recently read that cultural acceptance of homosexuality was another offense the Spaniards found with the first few Americans they found. The interesting part is that they assumed all of the other American peoples were alike, so they felt free to mistreat the Aztecs (who persecuted homosexuals) for the same reason.
December 20th, 2008 at 7:47 am
I’m leaving this afternoon to celebrate Christmas with my family. Thank you for getting me into the Christmas spirit.
December 20th, 2008 at 7:48 am
OMG!! Whoa!! Creepy!
Those 3 words perfectly sum up my reaction….
December 20th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Hoeee my god i almost puked when i read this. (note: im still on a hangover)
December 20th, 2008 at 7:57 am
I realize that this is not the most pleasant subject, but this type of behavior does go on. I dont mean to ruin your holiday mood. : ) I took effort in sparing readers most of the details.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:10 am
No Ed Geen? Also don’t rember her name but you could say she was a cannibal because she bathed and drank the blood of thousands of “maidens”. All I rember is she was a queen and supposed vampire.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Rach-I wonder how you can say that the Sawney Beane is a well documented case when the sites that I have gone on say that there are no historical records to back up that Sawney Beane was real. As one site said with a case that was such high profile it seems unlikely that there would be no historical records on the trial or execution of such a high profile case. Also there were no records of people disappearing or showing up dead in that area.
While there are books out there that talk about myth and explore it, that still does not make the man real. There are books about the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot, that does not make them real.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:18 am
There’s a prime example of the French police. Leaving a sadistic psychopath cannibal walk the streets because they don’t know how to read. There’s French’s finest.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:19 am
very disturbing list. most disturbing info of all, however, is that issei sagawa is currently a free man in japan. yikes!
December 20th, 2008 at 8:20 am
please tell me that #7’s picture is unrelated to the actual murder
December 20th, 2008 at 8:25 am
i think issei sagawa is now a restaurant reviewer or something. apparently he doesn’t feel much remorse for his victim. i think he is kind of a mini-star in japan
December 20th, 2008 at 8:48 am
These are my favorite kinds of lists! I have always been fascinated with serial killers and how their minds can be so demented. The stories of survival are amazing. I just hope I never have to make a decision like that.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:49 am
I agree with Jon- the pic on #7 is creepy… please explain.
December 20th, 2008 at 8:52 am
great list!
December 20th, 2008 at 8:54 am
Wow, a very disturbing list, cannibalism defines the word taboo. However,the Andes mountain case will always be a survival story for me even though it’s such a famous case of cannibalism. Which is a bit unfair I think, because those 16 rugby players won’t want to be remembered as cannibals. In fact it’s the only case among the ten mentioned here where the cannibalism was done for survival purposes.
December 20th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Rumour has it George Bush drinks the blood of Iraqi children, I heard it in the Borat movie
December 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am
the Alferd Packer case was for survival too.
Ever seen “Cannibal the Musical”?
December 20th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Blue:
Elizabeth Bathory was her name and she wasn’t a vampire. She was a noblewoman who killed peasant girls for their blood (I guess because she thought if she bathed in it, it made her look younger) and also because she liked to torture them.
She was caught when she moved on from peasant girls to girls in the nobility.
December 20th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Was his name at #10 really Alferd and not Alfred?
December 20th, 2008 at 9:58 am
Actually they never supplied proof that Elizabeth Bathory bathed in people’s blood, it was a rumor that came along because even in her old age she kept a youthful appearance.
As for Albert Fish, I did a paper on him when I was in High School. He was a sadomasochist who liked to stick pins into his groin area and leave them there. As a result, when they threw the switch to fry him on the electric chair, it shorted out because of the metal. They had to shock him twice
December 20th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Dahmer was killed practically minutes after he was released into the general population after being in isolated protective custody for a while. Tells you what even other convicted murderers thought. There is a heirarchy is prisons and people like Dahmer are at the bottom of the heap next to child molesters.
karolina (22) Is OMG considered one word these days?
December 20th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Yes, it really is Alferd. Here in Colorado, they have Alferd Packer days in Boulder. I can’t remember the time of year it happens though. Big party, festival thing.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I swear there’s already a list JUST like this
December 20th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Oh it was just one day and I have been informed it ended in 1995.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:37 am
I remember reading a (possibly apocryphal) story about a European and a Maori during WWI. The European was telling the Maori about the great victories his side had won. The Maori was amazed and asked how they managed to eat all that flesh. The European was shocked and claimed that Europeans didn’t eat human flesh. The Maori was even more shocked and told the European that it was barbaric to kill for no reason.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:57 am
how about Stalin’s Collectivisation, that led to an extremely large amount of cannabalism through his ‘first, purely man made famine’
December 20th, 2008 at 10:57 am
“Albert Fish was a true life monster in every sense of the word. ”
Well not EVERY sense of the word “monster”, now was he? I mean, he wasn’t a physical monster, like some big green thing with three eyes and razor sharp teeth.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:01 am
Yeh, this is a little bit of downer, sorta expected number 1 to be number 1 before I got down that far.
I read further on the Mauerova family. I can see why you didn’t put up the details. Very warped.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Re: Tim #46; Right you are! According to Anne Applebaum’s epic tome on the Gulags, the criminal elements confined in some camps would take an unsuspecting “cow” with them as they headed out across the tundra.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:46 am
The people in the Donner Party only ate members of the group that died from the conditions that forced them to cannibalism, like the rugby team at #1.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:47 am
I happen to know Issei Sagawa’s psychiatrist before he was let out. He is still freaked out by the fact that he is roaming free. Very disturbing!
December 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
I remember reading about Alferd Packer before, Don’t know if it was here or another site. If I remember right he was very particular about his name beings spelled & pronounced correctly.
I’m definitely going to look up more info on the Mauerova’s. Sounds disturbingly fascinating.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Kinda gives a new spin to the phrase “finger food.
I had to take some Tums after reading this list… thanks
December 20th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Whoa a list abt cannibalism do i dare read it? Yep.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
I *don’t* think Ed Gein should be on the list, for what it’s worth, since he fashioned trophies out of bodies, not food. Furthermore, most of the bodies were the spoils of his grave robbing habit- clearly not edible. Yeesh. I hope not, anyways.
Great list! Very interesting. I’ll bet there are enough notable omissions to make up another list, and I look forward to seeing it.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
how bout the Sumanto case in Indonesia ?
he killd and devoured so many human bodies
December 20th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Vera Lynn–> Dahmer was probably also at the bottom of the prison prison hierarchy due to the mere fact that he was a homosexual. Some inmates don’t take kindly to gays, especially ones that like to eat human flesh.
Its been clearly elucidated in many instances that many serial killers have had to be confined solitarily. Simply put, fellow inmates don’t like them. Its not the “killer” part the attest to. It really depends on WHO they kill or how they go about doing it.
I will definitely be doing some further research on a few of these sadistics characters.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
This list is featured on Mahalo’s liveblog, though the site is getting featured more and more frequently on the liveblog.
December 20th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I wanted to recommend Fritz Haarman, but further research shows the cannibalism to be rumor… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Haarmann
December 20th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Jogiff #45, Brilliant!
When I attended the University of Colorado, I always got a kick out of eating at the Alferd E. Packer Grill. In all that time, I never noticed how he spelled his first name.
December 20th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I wonder how many land carnivorous mammalian species eat their own. As far as I know, only our closest relatives, chimpanzees practice cannibalism. From what I saw on an Animal Planet documentary about chimps, they might do it more as a religious ceremony than for nourishment. Say What? A group of males will gang up on an individual, an outsider or the loser in a political struggle, then kill it and eat it together, seemingly as a bonding ritual.
December 20th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
#5 shouldn’t be on the list. Klára Mauerová and five other people involved in some kind of cult were convinced and jailed for mistreating/torturing the two kids, but not cannibalism.
December 20th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
I mean convicted. Damn.
December 20th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Excellent if rather horrifying list. I’m wondering about involuntary cannibalism. I’m thinking about the german (I think) guy who harvested young boys and sold them as beef.
Great Job!
December 20th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
Stunty-
While the crime the Mauerova’s & crew were convicted for may not have been “Cannibalism” after reading up on them, reports do indicate that there were acts of cannibalism performed.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Nice list the one instance that stands out in my mind is that of Nathaniel Bar-Jonah, who killed a a boy and served dishes to his nieghbors and the childs own unsuspecting family.
December 20th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
ahhhhhhhh! that was disturbing. i dont know why you didnt include the donner party though
December 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
RE: Yogi #61. I remember watching a show on black bears. Due to a lack of food (deforestation), there was some evidence they resorted to eating each other. I’m guessing its a coincidence your name is yogi…hehe.
December 20th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Cannibalism has deep roots in some tribes, and became a source of nutrition in others, where the men were the ones who got the choice portions of game, leaving the women, children, and elders the scraps, the leavings, the inedible parts. In these cases, they waited for the victim to die a natural death before making a meal of them.
In cases like those, cannibalism is understandable, even laudable.
In cases like most of the above, psychopaths and other crazies, it’s simply horrifying. Psychopaths have no inner censor. They have no way of monitoring their actions. This does not excuse their actions in any way. In fact, if anything, it exacerbates them. There are medications which can be taken to moderate the behavior. If they choose to not take the medication, that means they choose to be psychopaths, and to indulge in psychopathic behavior. That, to me, makes them more monsterish than anyone else.
If I’ve gone astray, I’m sure Psychosurfer can correct me.
December 20th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
For #7 here is some more info on that psycho. Unbelievably, he is a bit of a celebrity in Japan!
http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/weird/sagawa/1.html
December 20th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Last night I ate my girlfriend. Would that make the list?
December 20th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Andreee #61, EAT ME PAL!
December 20th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
TomCat: “Last night I ate my girlfriend. Would that make the list?”
No, chewing on plastic isn’t considered cannibalism.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
good list. very powerful.
December 20th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
what no Donner party?
December 20th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
LOL @ Hemza3000
December 20th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
What’s “pathetic” about the German Man? He did this in a responsible matter (instead of just kidnappying someone against their will), and found a willing, able person who VOLUNTEERED to be eater.
I’m not pro-cannabilism but I think this was the most sensible approach on this whole list
December 20th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I agree rufus2911 (77)That was a good one Hemza3000!!
December 20th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Aaaand I’m slightly disturbed by how many of these I already knew about. Heh, I used to live on a street called Sawnee Bean Road…
December 20th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Very restrained, “Contributor: Rolo Tomasi”.
here will follow with my own restraint of bits:
- Sagawa just wanted a piece of her ass, if i recall. What is the Rolling Stones song about him (or mentioning him)? I have only read that there is one.
He became something of a celeb and best selling author, no?
- Fish’s pelvic x-ray
- Dahmer jokes all over the United States.
- Speaking of jokes(and why is that?):
Would it be wrong to describe RUF as a Cabal of Cannibals?
- The path to the forrest with Chikatilo.
(just writing that sentence gives me visualized “nightmares”)
- Meiwes and victim- to think that the videotape must continue to exist because it is THE official evidence , and that it is in a plastic bag locked up somewhere. to me that is scarry. That it will continue to “exist”.
* diogenes’ film recommendation niche:
-Just a side note here into the fictional film world that has depicted cannibalism in someway (and there are plenty). As i read and started writing here, i kept having loose memories of something of which i coudn’t place.
Fires on the Plain.
dir:kon ichikawa
i knew of it long before seeing it
something registered here for me because of the fact that under an extreme situation, eating the meat of another human , such as in the case of survival type of morality with the Stella Maris rugby team, is altered(if not completely different) because of the circumstances.But the consumption has still taken place. commentor Ro summed it up.
and maybe my putting those words together, “survival type of morality” isn’t understood, but it makes my view on this particuliar sort of circumstance, spark with a concern, that the accuracy of reason and truth can not fully be understood by the mind alone…Or is it the other way around?
This complicates things because I am a surly crosseyed drunkard on the logistics of philosophical mathmatics.
When the ignorance of the quick “survival” excuse is tossed out and the “okay, it’s a tribal thang”–(but thatsa backwards culture of heathens), a true warrior’s strength that non-cannibal men “understand”/ an animalistic or vigorous sex act that men and women “play” with/ or another newspaper oddity of a unearthed phychopathic living right next door, or a serial killing celebrity/ flesh eating zombie-werewolf-blood sucking vampire-insanity pleading-frothing at the mouth, “put me in a cage” Chikatilo “type”— , the twisted sicko-the CULT being a branding of seperation from acceptable standard worship and widespread community illusion.
taboo taboo taboo! a great sounding word isn’t it?
oh man! i should stop before i set off some kinda eschelon investigation trigger!
allrite,
so aside from my nonsensical spewing
i would like to bring to the dinner table the underlining obvious (herewithin)
the history and range
December 20th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
It’s sorta surpring that issei only was in prison for a year but that german guy got a life sentance. He’s victim was willing.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Where did the MAUROVA info come from? I googled it and nada
December 20th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
everyone in this list MUST be no. 1 among the most evil men/women. They totally kick Hitler and other corrupt politician butts when it comes to being evil.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
and Katherine Knight!?
December 20th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
but still, I’m curious about how human meat tastes like, but man I’d never really eat humans! (do we taste like pork, beef, chicken, turkey…. eh we get the point!)
December 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Denzell (85) Are you serious?? You think Dahmer is more evil than Hitler? They are 2 different calibers. Yeah Dahmer ate who he killed. Hitler had millions killed to try to eradicate a whole population of people. You cannot even compare the two. You need to get the facts straight and re-evaluate your thinking. You are either very young or very ignorant (which is a kind word for stupid, in case you didn’t know).
December 20th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
and people can get s~xual gratification in more normal ways, like hugging a pillow and imagining that you’re doing “it” with anyone you can think of. But not by eating other people.
And I wonder what got into these morons, or should I say soulless, mindless monsters.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
88. Vera Lynn- yes, I’m only 14. anyway, I just think that cannibalism is more evil than corruption or very strong lust for power.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
88. Vera Lynn- ignorant (which is a kind word for stupid, in case you didn’t know).
~but I know that.
December 20th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
84. Carrie lynn- oh yeah, I tried it too, and nothing also.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
It’s because you’re spelling it wrong.Ignoramus. I am not surprised.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
A couple American pilots were eaten by Japanese officers during WWII. Not wholly consumed, just certain organs. “Fly Boys” by James Brady gives a good recap of the nastiness.
#88, Ignorance is not a kind word for stupid. You can be ignorant but not be stupid and vice versa.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
#88, Ignorance is not a kind word for stupid. You can be ignorant but not be stupid and vice versa.
Oh yeah! Ignorance is generally lack of knowledge on a specific subject.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
rafterman (94) I know. I was just trying to make a point. There is no way in hell that any of these people were more evil than Hitler. I was an English major.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
If you drive drunk, you are stupid. You know its wrong so you aren’t ignorant, just stupid.
The first day of whatever class at whatever college, you are ignorant about the course’s teachings, but that does not make you stupid.
Most stupid people are ignorant, but they don’t mean the same thing.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Whoops, that last comment wasn’t needed. My bad.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Denzell (95)Which is what you have. A lack of knowledge on a specific subject. What we call an ID 10 T error.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
BTW an ID 10 T error is an ID10T error. Stay in school. Learn something.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Over and out.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
1) You TOTALLY missed Richard Chase.
2) Is it weird that I know most of these?
3) Just about every other indigenous people used to eat people, way to pick on the Maori.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I read the book about the rugby team. It was a very good book. I heard about number four before and it’s so disgusting.
On the movie “The Ringer,” Johnny Knoxville’s character is named Jeffrey Dahmer. Funny.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Vera Lynn:
Totally depends on the definition of evil. Evil is not a scale of “how many people did you indirectly kill.”
Never was, never will be.
Sure you could say that Dahmer had mental retardation on his side, so he “wasn’t responsible for his actions”
Or you could argue that it was his mind and despite his mind being different, it was still his mind premeditating the killing.
In terms of how hard you need to defy morals, it’s MUCH harder for a human being to push the button than it is to let go of the anvil. This could define the evil involved.
Or lastly, you can define evil as the classic “will to harm good.” Hitler was under the impression HE was the good guy. Morals are a human defined thing, it’s not technically wrong that he WASN’T the good guy. There were just more people who believed he wasn’t than those who did.
So please, don’t chastise people because you can’t accept different opinions. If you must, please mark your words as your opinion.
December 20th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
MUCH easier^
December 21st, 2008 at 12:07 am
I remembered reading, way back, that the judge in a cannibalism case said to the defendant words to the effect of “You sonofabitch. There were 7 Democrats in this county. You ate 5 of them”. Wikipedia attributes that to the judge in the Packer case.
Several people have mentioned the book and movie “Alive”, based on number 1. There was another book and movie c 1976/7. I can be that semi-precise because we lived in a particular town when it was on, and we moved from there at the end of 1977. I wasn’t allowed to see it, even though I’d read the “Alive” book. The thing is that neither imbd nor wiki mentions the second (first in time, but less famous) movie.
December 21st, 2008 at 12:24 am
Carri-Lynn, your lack of results may be due to spelling error, the name is spelled MauErova, it looks like you missed the E. Give it another try, I found several articles about them. Apperantly it was fairly recent, just several months ago that the family was discovered by the neighbor.
December 21st, 2008 at 1:16 am
Lol, after seeing Cannibal the Musical I can’t help but laugh everytime I see the name Alfred Packer.
December 21st, 2008 at 2:27 am
If one looks in the right places (ie not the internet) one can find hints that there was once widespread cannibalism in many places and many tribes. The Phonetians were involved, its not beyond possibility that the Romans were involved. Even Jesus offers himself up for cannibalistic consumption at least as a metaphor. There were dark rumours of cannibalism in Victorian London (maybe the root that Sweeney Todd is supposedly based on). Then there are the Aztecs – who may have farmed entire tribes as food.
Maybe the truth is that human flesh tastes rather good and that the reason that they are so sensitive about it is that they don’t want us going back there. (‘they’ being the state or government authorities etc)
December 21st, 2008 at 2:23 pm
What ?! People actually kill people and eat them ?!!! I know that man’s flesh tastes great, but murdering ? Now thats simply wrong. I like to eat people, but only the ones who are already dead. I am no murderer!!
Heh, just kidding. Nice list. And a “deeply” disturbing one. I can understand cannibalism in prehistoric tribes, but I still cant believe there have been (and maybe even are) cannibals in this “modern” world.
This list really scared me. Who knows, maybe even my neighbor is a cannibal !!!
Yeah, really, he can be….
December 21st, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 21st, 2008 at 3:34 pm
I’ve never seen anything wrong with eating people for survival means. (Not that I’ve ever done it or know anyone who has!) If you are with other people and starving to death, it would be completely stupid NOT to eat your deceased companions. Mind over matter, people. We’re all just meat.
December 21st, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@Corey
That’s a pretty badass thing to say behind your keyboard Corey, but I highly doubt you’d feel the same way leaning over your dead, decaying best friend.
December 21st, 2008 at 4:10 pm
No Donner Party? Eh.
Not sure about the rugby team as number 1…they ate for survival, while the others ate for…pleasure?
December 21st, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Sorry to say – but there was no cannibalism in Maurerova case of Czech republic. Seriously, there was some abuse,really heavy one, but no cannibalism has ever come up during the trial.Seriously, I am from czech and I know, that there was no such thing in this case..( at least never in news or TV)
December 21st, 2008 at 6:19 pm
toecutter @ 36: I LOVE Cannibal the Musical, anyone else seen it? It’s hilarious.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
82. Diogenes: There are some very nice people, called Psychiatrists, I think you might benefit from seeing one on a regular basis.
December 21st, 2008 at 7:20 pm
100. Vera Lynn:…an ID 10 T error is an ID10T error.
****
lol!
I’ve never heard of this. I love it. I’m going to borrow it and apply it as necessary.
December 21st, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Please do!! It’s great. I forgot where I first heard it. I think as part of a joke. But it has so many places where it can work. It’s priceless. I usually tell people to write it down so they can see it. Then they get it by themselves which makes it richer. But I didn’t have the patience last night.
December 21st, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Hemza3000 (113)Actually my dead decaying best friend would want my to eat his/her flesh to ensure my survival as I would want my flesh to sustain another. What would I need it for?
December 21st, 2008 at 9:28 pm
well (just talkin to myself here)-
i look it up on the all knowing “Enterwebness of Homosapien Consciousness” and
The Stones’s song on Sagawa is called, “Too much Blood” (off an 83 album titled “Undercover”)…and woundn’t cha know- that a cell phone ringtone can be purchased? whatta world whatta world.
Can’t say i’ve heard the song (although i aquired, years back, a number of their 60’s records and a 70’s one– but the 80’s onward are “hit and miss” with me ((mostly misses))
warning!:
29 sewing needles showed up in A.F.’s pelvic x-ray. 29!
I may have mentioned before on another list on this site- that across from the Eng and Chang plaster cast ,at the Mutter Museum, is a cabinet of many tiny drawers that when slid out, reveal all sorts of things found “inside” people long forgotten. But those things were all swallowed, from what i remember.
-Now this is getting off subject, to a certain degree, but the story of swallowing foriegn objects seems to change with culutre and geographical locations…given a child’s (and i say child because thats when it starts) tendency to place small objects in it’s mouth or elsewhere. The type of objects vary with time,place,ect.
it can start naturally and innocently enough.
body exploration
sexual gratification.
my thought is that if a disorder begins to form , than so-called quirks can manifest into full-blown phychotic tendencies. but not always and a straight reason and answer for such possible tabboo behaviorisms, is never a straight line.
I know with our “human monsters” that it has been a difficult path in the history of pointing to youthfull traumas or family upbringing and/or neglect, ect, because it just isn’t enough of a case.
many loving families have produced problem childs that have grown up to be politicians or lawyers. (naw, i’m just joking)
Cannibalism, as I stated in my first comment, has a history and range. The list here proves that. It is not just for madmen/women or sexual deviants. there is a socital (oh sorry, “tribal”) and war purpose and there are many- last means of survival – accounts within our “oh so modern world”.
-to the person that wrote comment #117: Do you care to elaborate on any specifics? Was there something i said in my comment of #82, that has you acting in reply with such a caring manner for my mental health?
Was it the last paragragh part that got the meters twanging?
–that began with “When the ignorance…(and ended with)…great sounding word isn’t it?”
because i was only getting started there when i decided to stop.
–truthfully i hope there is more to come in this way of my thought process.
no need for a gov’ment regulated mental medication for me
thanks.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
Rolo, the man who gets away with it
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 am
gruesome
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 am
bon appetit!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 am
how about my neighbor?
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:17 am
James sawney bean was real, i have been to the cave, it is documted highly my friend, the king sent a small force to catch him, they caught some of the children about to kill people who they then followed into the deep cave, if it wasnt real then who did they execute by cutting off their genitalia, hand and feet?
im from scotland and the notion that it wasnt a reall case is silly, also in terms of number of killed this should have placed very highly.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:22 am
What about General Naked Butt of Liberia
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:41 am
If you’re interested in bizarre things like this, Harold Schechter writes books. He did one on Albert Fish called Deranged and another on H.H. Holmes called Depraved, etc. He’s a good read, again, only if you are interested in this type of true crimes, gruesome with pictures, kind of book. I personally love reading it!
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:31 am
Lucien:
Bullshit. Sorry, but there is very little evidence of widespread, habitual cannibalism anywhere, at any time, in the world. Some scholars have gone so far as to say that it has in fact never existed at all, in those terms (though surely individual instances of cannibalism have occurred) and that it has been invented as a means of making the ultimate insulting, denigrating accusation against one’s enemies. (i.e., those cats over there in that OTHER tribe are so awful, they eat other human beings!) There IS a lot of evidence for ritual human sacrifice (which is where you’ve gotten your mistaken assumption about the Phoenicians–the correct spelling by the way–since their predominant religion involved a great deal of child sacrifice) but human sacrifice is NOT the same as cannibalism. There is certainly no evidence that I know of for cannibalism amongst the Romans–and to suggest that Jesus had anything to do with cannibalism, or that the Jews of his day could have, is just ridiculous.
Get your facts and historical tidbits straight before commenting. Tossing around nonsense serves no one.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:25 am
what about the donner party
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:35 am
The inmate that killed Dahmer could probably claim self defence, by saying that he was minding his own biz when Dahmer started salivating and staring at him.
Also, I heard Dahmer was passing by Lorana Bobbits house as she was running out the door with her husbands freshly severed member and asked her “Uh, excuse me maam; are you gonna’ eat that?
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:40 am
so, maybe im crazy as shit, but i kinda want a nibble of human flesh before i die. im not going to go out and kill people to do it, but, it sounds delightful.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
I think if anyone is interested in further reading about these type of criminals, and others; A very good book would be “Blood letters And Bad Men”. I am not sure who the author is, but, It has the very recorded crime committed in Colonized America on up to about 1980 something. Including Some graphic pictures and other interesting chapters. As for Albert Fish being caught by a traced letter, The book says that he was caught after killing an elderly woman shop keeper/owner, who happened to also be the town sheriff’s mother. She had written fish’s receipt and it was the last item in her receipt ledger, and Fish did not take it with him. The officer went to Fish’s home to inquire about his mother, when he saw the most horrific sights imaginable. Lamp shades made from human skin. Bowls (That were actually being used) from human skulls, Various other female body parts used as other ornaments. Frozen severed female sexual organs in his freezer. Oh, and he was also charged with NUMEROUS counts of grave robbing. As I understand it. All his victims and or “Trophies” were female. Anyway, get the book. In one part it discribes how “ugly” Bonnie Parker was, and that Clyde barrow was actually border line mentally retarded. Awsome Book.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:59 am
Bob, You Really are crazy as shit. The very fact that you “Crave” human flesh is disturbing to say the least. It is a very well documented type of mental illness. I believe you should seek some type of mental assistance NOW.
Dahmer, Fish, Gacey, all started off with the same “Curiosity”, and look what happened to them?
they thought the human race was an all you could eat buffet, and every night was a free meal for psycos.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:34 am
@82 -
“something registered here for me because of the fact that under an extreme situation, eating the meat of another human , such as in the case of survival type of morality with the Stella Maris rugby team, is altered(if not completely different) because of the circumstances.But the consumption has still taken place.”
When starvation begins, energy and blood is conserved to organs, in order to preserve it.
Soon, there is not even enough energy for this.
As nearly all major organs begin closing down, soon again, more energy is needed.
In order to stretch the remaining energy out, The brain starts to shut unnecessary parts of itself down.
Higher cognitive thinking is disabled soon, and all that remains is a more reptilian brain, only concerned with survival,and nothing more.
It would have been around this time that the survivors would have looked at the dead, and realised that they didn’t have to die after all, they have months worth of food.
Up to this point, they would have never even thought about it.
This post was written under the assumption that you are saying that cannibalism is wrong under ANY circumstances (although I might be wrong, and apology’s in case I am) feel free to use this information either for your own knowledge or in case someone else decides to troll you about.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:53 am
The very fact that cannibalism under extreme situations is not of issue. Hell, even the law allows you to crack a buddies skull with an oar if there is only one flotation device, and two or more survivors are vieing for the same means of life. To consume human flesh as a means of extreme survival is catagorically exceptable in the eyes of the law. However, to end another human life prematurlly to reach those means IS NOT. What I was trying to convey was that the urge to just “Try” human flesh for the sake of curiosity is not healthy, as is in Bob’s case. By the way, What did one cannibal frog say to the othe cannibal frog? “Wow, we really do taste like chicken”.
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:10 am
Creepy list. This kind of stuff really scares the shit outta me. Crazy how we live in a world where people are sick enough to do this. The plane crash survivors is a exception of course, but still creepy.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 am
Anyone know where I can find more 411 on the Mauerova family?
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
But why is Issei Sagawa naked?
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Urrrgh Randall bite. Keep your muzzle on Randal, down boy down boy!
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Is anyone else reminded of the Always Sunny in Philadelphia ep. where they become “cannibals?”
“Am I racist cause the white guy looks better?”
..just thought I’d lighten the mood.
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
108. cassy
Haha that movie is so ridiculous. And I definitely thought I was the only one who had ever seen it. Good to know there are others. Have a “schpadoinkle” day.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Randall (129)
The original comment was *Even Jesus offers himself up for cannibalistic consumption at least as a metaphor*
Surely the Communion eating of the wine and the wafer are metaphors for the blood and flesh of Christ?
Cheers
Lee
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:31 pm
Maori cannibalism
First jogif(45) your story sounds like a load of apocryphal BS.
Maori when they practiced cannibalism practiced it in a purely ritual manner. The usual practice was to eat only specific parts of the body(usually Heart and Liver) to gain the victims mana (strength, courage etc)
Cheers
Lee
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:38 pm
I suggest you look up Tobias Schneebaum. He’s an anthropologist from the 60’s who enjoyed cannibalism. He has a documentary called Keep the River on Your Right. People taste like pork.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Another interesting titbit about the Mauerova case (5). One of the suspects in the truly grim events, a 33 year old woman, successfully disguised herself as a 13 year old schoolboy in Norway for four months! I suspect she is the unobscured but suspiciously young looking girl in the accompanying photograph.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1575294/Woman,-30,-%27posed-as-13-year-old-schoolboy%27.html
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Revolutionary United Front…ugh.
What’s going on in Sierra Leone and other countries like that is why I can’t stand diamonds.
Lord’s Resistance Army is similar to the R.U.F.
(www.invisiblechildren.com)
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:43 am
@Hemza3000… I wasn’t trying to sound badass, just logical. I am confident that I would cover my best friend’s face before I started in on her legs. It’s survival, I would do it.
You’re right about one thing, though… I wouldn’t be eating any “decaying” meat.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:49 am
I love this site. There are some very interesting lists and some lists I would rather not have known about. This list is one of them.
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:40 am
Christians drink the blood of Christ and eat his flesh. That cannabilism.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:42 am
Not literally TomCat….As stated before metaphorically.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 am
K1w1taxi:
(Can’t you think up a nickname that’s easier for me to type?)
While it certainly seems cannibalistic to drink His blood and eat His flesh, it IS *metaphoric* in nature, and does not, by any extension, assume or even hint at an accepted, ritualized, common (let alone institutional) form of cannibalism during Roman times or in the Hebrew tradition. Nor, I’m sure, was it Jesus’ intention to suggest a kind of church-sanctioned cannibalism.
Fact is I’ve never heard of any theologian who gives forth a good explanation of the symbols of the new covenant, as recommended by Christ at that last supper. This is my body, this is my blood, the blood of the new and everlasting covenant…. certainly it seems straightforward–a body/blood sacrifice offered up by Jesus to symbolize the new deal god is making with humanity… that Christ will die on the cross for our sins, absolving us. Okay, cool. But to consume his body and drink is blood? It seems like a mystery that no one ever gets to the bottom of. Cannibalism? Hardly. But what the hell DOES it mean? I’ve never figured it out, and I’ve never heard from anyone who did.
Nevertheless, the suggestion that all this somehow relates to some concrete form of actual cannibalistic tendencies concurrent with the age of Jesus/the Romans etc. is just silly and, of course, dead wrong.
I stand by what I said earlier–I lean very much toward the side of those scholars who say that all this cannibalism stuff is BS–that while there have been instances of it in history, it has NEVER been a generally-accepted, regular practice in ANY culture.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:03 pm
One other thing–let us not confuse SACRIFICE with CANNIBALISM. There seems to be a lot of that, and it’s a grievous error.
With Christ, what you’ve got is a sort of fulfillment/extension of VERY ancient traditions of the god (previously usually agricultural in nature) who is born and dies and is reborn again in an everlasting cycle. Usually this involves the god as sacrifice, as well—a sacrificial gesture towards the rebirth of the world, of the crops, etc. etc. Jesus’ story is very much in that tradition.
But this is NOT the same as cannibalism. In certain traditions there is a cannibalistic element, it’s true. But these often appear for the very purpose, it seems, of semiotically pointing to cannibalism as a taboo or at very least as an anomaly that is never treated as “normal” or acceptable–but is rather either bizarre or horrifying, or both.
Take, for instance, the cannibalistic elements in the Greek tradition, which I know best. In one story you have a king who slays his own child and feeds said child to the gods at a sumptuous banquet. This is viewed as a horrible crime for which the king is terribly punished. It’s made clear that the Greek gods do NOT accept human sacrifice, let alone cannibalism–and that both are awful acts to be shunned. Now, we have reason to suspect that there WERE some instances of human sacrifice in Mycenean Greek times (but never in the Classical age) but NEVER cannibalism. AND the human sacrifices are portrayed, in later Greek tradition, as very wrong and horrible, earning punishment for the perpetrator. Similarly, when Medea kills her brother and chops him into pieces, then flings them into the sea so that her father, who is pursuit of the Argonauts, will stop to pick the pieces up… this is seen as a terrible act which is meant to fill the audience with revulsion. Medea is a witch and is thus not a “normal” human being. Her acts are extra-normal, supernatural, and while she is never openly condemned, exactly, for what she does, she is at least viewed, on SOME level, as contemptible. Particularly later when she kills her own children out of spite, when Jason spurns her to marry another for political reasons. We’re not meant to sympathize wholly with either Jason OR Medea it seems–at least Euripedes doesn’t mean us to in his version of the story, the only one extant, I believe. But surely Medea’s actions are viewed as highly unusual and disgusting in nature—otherwise it wouldn’t be a tragedy.
But all this is related to sacrifice and ritual murder. Cannibalism itself almost never rises above the vaguely metaphoric, even in older traditions.
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Christians didnt just pull that out of their arse. It has to have some basis in fact somewhere. So what if it did? Thousands of years ago people did things we would never do today.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
TomCat:
I give you scholarly opinion and thoughtful eloquence, and all you can belch back at me is “Christians didn’t just pull that out of their arse”? This is hardly a refutation of my statements, “Tom.”
As for people doing things “thousands of years ago” that we’d “never do today,” it’s in fact rather the reverse. The only things practiced regularly in ancient times that we no longer sanction and in fact treat as taboo are slavery and ritual sacrifice. And the latter has in fact been treated as taboo by various civilizations going back to the start of the Iron Age. The former we only just recently got rid of, and in fact it keeps poking its nasty head up from time to time.
There is very little evidence that cannibalism has ever had the ritual, widespread, or generally accepted quality of simple sacrifice, however.
As for it having some connection to Christianity–you might as well try to prove that the moon is made of green cheese. Come off it.
December 23rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
randall,
what university are you a scholar at? AssHole U?
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:35 pm
That Maori has some pretty cool tat`s on his face.Does this have a meaning like a high rank or something? Did the women do it? I know two sister`s in Mississippi who have Maori ancestors and I was just curious.I thought they were Italian or something to that effect because they were dark complected and had European features.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:44 pm
157. bigski: Your question intrigued me, so after a foray into Wiki and a number of tattoo sites, I have come up with the following:
Maori tattoo means inner strength and spirit.
No two facial tattoos are ever the same, as the tattoo is used as a form of recognition.
Maori tattoo art is different from traditional tattooing in that the Maori tattoo was carved into the skin with a chisel, instead of punctured.
The Maori tattoo consists of bold spiral designs covering the face, the buttocks and the legs of the Maori men.
Maori women were usually tattooed on the lips and chin and in some cases on the neck and the back.
Tattooing has a sacred significance – the Maori tattoo design itself, and the long and painful process of acquiring the tattoo (Maori tribe tattooing was done with bone chisels).
December 23rd, 2008 at 8:16 pm
good thing im vegetarian because i might have been tempted to join the maori people’s pack thing…(they look wicked)
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Awesome list. I go to school at the University of Colorado at Boulder, and our cafeteria in the student union is actually called the Alferd Packer Grill. We have a large portrait of Packer hanging in there, and we all know the story. The creators of South Park, Matt Stone and Trey Parker, graduated from good ole’ CU, and one of their first joint projects was Cannibal! The Musical–a musical about Packer’s life.
December 24th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Pic no 7 is really scary. It’s like the ultimate freak
December 24th, 2008 at 8:57 am
TomCat:
As we know, you’ve also been shooting your mouth off in another thread. Okay, whatever… if that’s how you entertain yourself, it’s sad and pathetic, but there it is. Me personally, I’d rather find more valuable pursuits than pestering people on the internet…. like getting laid. You might wanna try that sometime.
Anyway, tell you what pinhead. Near the corner of St. John’s Place and Bedford, in Brooklyn, there’s a pizza joint next to a laundromat that went out of business about three years ago. About three blocks from there is the house of some friends of mine whom I plan on visiting over the holidays. You wanna shoot your mouth off some more, then just sashay yourself down to the pizza place there, and I’d be happy to meet you and kick your ass. Then I can go in and have a slice. I won’t be asking you to join me.
Merry Christmas, creep.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:06 am
i do not endorse IRL meetups between commentors who then plan to whoop some trollz ass..nor do i think J would approve.
that said..
send me pics or vid please.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:14 am
I just about snorted coffee out of my nose. Nice guys.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:20 am
164. Cheeshygirl
hope it was just black coffee.
think cream and sugar might really sting a bit.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Sorry Cheeshy.
Cyn:
I totally understand, and of course you know I’d never do anything to compromise LV or Jamie’s ability to re-enter the United States.
As for the video, no prob. The neighborhood is crawling with FBI and other Feds who are always taping and taking snapshots of the locals. Must be some kind of tourism deal.
I’ll just ask one of them to turn the camera *this way* for a few minutes… (they’re very friendly and keen to help… I love Brooklyn! Such nice people, such nice Federal agents!) get the shots, then post on YouTube! Yay me!
December 24th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Cyn: It was sugar-free hazelnut creamer. Those artificial sugars do burn a bit but at least the coffee had cooled down. Nice thing is, I think my sinuses are a little clearer now.
Randall: No worries.
December 24th, 2008 at 9:38 am
167. Cheeshygirl -
uh..yeah. the old hazelnut coffee sinus irrigation technique.
166. Randall -
*tap tap* is this thing on?
oh, yes. of course Randall. we would never do anything compromising or illegal @ LV. and we oh so appreciate the Feds. *insert big smile*
but yeah..gimme the link to YouTube.
December 24th, 2008 at 11:21 am
It sounds like TomCat has already won the mental battle.
I’ll bet on him to win the real fight,too.
Merry Christmas LVers!
December 24th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
On Dahmer’s entry, there is a mistake. Columbia Correctional Institute is not located in Milwaukee, but rather Portage, WI.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E07E4DB1330F93AA15752C1A962958260
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Columbia_Correctional_Institution
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/facilities/region2/201.html
http://www.dc.state.fl.us/facilities/region2/201.html
Please get your facts straight. This a very basic fact. How can I believe anything else on this page when you obviously have no relationship with the truth?
December 24th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
You can not win a mental battle if you don`t have no mental !
December 25th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
I’m putting my money on Randall to win BIG!
He’s already shown TC the door on thee intellectual level. Now I’d like to see him show TC the underside of the asphalt.
GO RANDALL!
December 25th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Randall has my vote too. Wish I could be there to see it. Youtube almost as good. Run, TomCat, run.
December 25th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I personally believe that cannibalism will become a common practice in about 200 years. People will begin to grind down old people for meat, and they’ll be packaged into cans just like any other meat. It might seem pretty crazy to think about it now, but that’s only because it’s not acceptable in today’s society.
It’ll start with some big meat corporation/slaughter house putting human meat into some of their products to save money, and then the rumor will get out. From there, huge lawsuits will take place, and the company will go under. 20 years later, it’ll happen again, but will be accepted a bit better. They won’t go under because some people will eat it knowing full well what it entails. This will lead to it being widely accepted, and many companies will begin to use old people meat. It will become as common as beef or pork or turkey.
Eventually, after another couple hundred years or so, it will be enforced that when people become a certain age, probably 60 years old, they will be ground down for meat. This is because of the natural benefits of course. This will eventually solve world hunger and many other issues of today’s society. Old people take up a lot of resources once they can’t work anymore. They take up the time and money of their relatives, some make hundreds of thousands in pensions, and most, if not all of them, are horrible drivers. Honestly, most old people are disease infested killing machines, in more ways than one.
Don’t get me wrong, I have old people relatives whom I would not like to grind down and/or eat, but I’m only stating my personal belief for the future. If anyone else wants some information about my expectations for the future, shoot me an email…
*comment edited for email address*
December 25th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
174. el Rey Cianuro -
been watching Soylent Green one two many times? and i removed your email to spare you spam.
we do have a forums w/ private messaging to exchange emails if you like.
funny..think i’m repeating myself …
December 25th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Response to Carrie Lynn…
MAUROVA is spelled incorrectly. It’s MAUEROVA. This happened in the Czech Republic, I believe. Here’s two links:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1080256/Cannibal-cult-mother-skinned-son-eat-flesh-gets-9-years-jail.html
http://www.genderwahn.com/forum/phpbb3/viewtopic.php?f=26&t=2117&view=previous
December 25th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
segue-thanks for the info .A bone chisel don`t sound like my definition of having a nice day. What you had to do to look good and fit in rivals today only looks different.
December 26th, 2008 at 7:57 am
” This misunderstanding of Caribbean culture lead to the people of the America’s being considered “savages”. ”
Haha, was this trolling? “Culture” indeed.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Why do I read these things?! Now I feel sick. That fish guy was so horrid I hope he’s burning in hell now. And what’s with the picture of that Japanese guy? Is that a real photo of him??
December 26th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
First Its quite interesting how Mr. Fish could keep a double life as a serial killing Cannibal and as a “loving” husband and father of six children as if he never killed or.. consumed anyone.
Second Is it just me or does anyone else find that the 16 survivors arent exactly as repulsive as the other people on the list… if you were in the same situation having to choose between life and starving.. would you eat your fellow team mates? I am not saying i would.. its just interesting.
December 26th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Denzell oh my goodness i cannot believe you even thought to compare these people to hitler… you may be fourteen but I am just 15 and saying that is just not right.. he took familys and broke them apart killing children and people who were to weak to to work. He tried to convince people that Jews and other minoritys were insuperior… so killing and eating a few people or maybe just one person instead of the holocaust would be better then killing millions of people and causing such pain in our worlds history.
December 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Parker (181)
Thank you for being a voice of reason. That fact that you are also young only strengthens your argument/point. Please continue to comment here. Your perspective is needed.I don’t mean just this list, but in general.
December 27th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Vera Lynn
I compleatly agree with you on the hitler situation and the ID 10 T made me laugh. I will stay posted.
December 27th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
What about Ed Gein?
December 27th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Hoxic.com is extremely gross. If you don`t like watching head`s removed from body`s via a knife don`t watch.
December 27th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Yeah, bigski, 3 gross-out comments in a row pretty well gave me the idea it was not something I wanted to watch. Thanks for the added warning, though!
December 27th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
H o x i c link related comments-
i removed those comments earlier due to content. so some later comments may appear out of context.
feel like i’m repeating myself tonite but anway..
this is just a list on a website. it does not endorse anything. give anyone permission to do anything.
simply a list.
anyone disturbed by its content. don’t read it.
anyone getting ‘odd thoughts’ from its content..see a therapist.
anyone feeling compelled to share ‘true confessions’ see your priest.
everyone else…chill out.
its just the internet.
December 27th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
meats meat lets eat
December 27th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
#174. el Rey Cianuro
“Don’t get me wrong, I have old people relatives whom I would not like to grind down and/or eat, but I’m only stating my personal belief for the future.”
HAHAHA!!!!
December 27th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Parker (183)
Welcome! I’m glad you’re here to stay. The voice of the young is welcome here. A refreshing point of view.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:16 am
Bob: Apparently, Human Flesh, cooked, looks and tastes a bit like pork.
December 28th, 2008 at 7:45 am
I give up dating, I am afraid I will meet a wacko like one of these guys!
December 29th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Are you serious?
December 29th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Okay, let me get this straight about the Hitler thing… Because of the fact that he directly AND indirectly killed millions of people, he is automatically worse, or more ‘evil,’ then someone who directly killed a few? How does the amount killed change the evil factor? I don’t think these people are more ‘evil’ then Hitler, but they’re no less, either. And, I’m sorry to bring politics into this, but Bush has also indirectly killed people, but I wouldn’t necessarily categorize him as ‘evil.’
December 29th, 2008 at 1:11 am
Meat is meat. Something died so you could eat it. Whats the difference if its a cow, a dog or your neighbor.
December 29th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Purpleribbon,
you are right but there is a difference.. hitler killed people because he thought they were inferior. why did bush do it?
December 29th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Because he’s an idiot?
December 29th, 2008 at 1:30 am
I’m sorry, I couldn’t resist.
Hitler did it, not only because he thought they were inferior, but because he viewed them as a threat. And he wanted power. Why did Bush do it?
December 29th, 2008 at 1:49 am
omfg.. #4, Armin Meiwes is guy that the Rammstein song ‘Mein Teil’ (translates to ‘my part’ wich can also mean ‘my penis’) is based off of.. never realized who they were talking about in the beginning of the song when they go “Suche gut gebauten 18-30jährigen zum Schlachten -Der Metzgermeister” (“Looking for a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered -The Master Butcher”)
Ho’ Lawdy.. if you understand german its quite a disturbing song haha.. heres the wiki link if you want to know more about him http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
December 29th, 2008 at 2:25 am
Because he thought they were a threat. i never thought that hitler thought jews to be a thread as a reason. how do u figure?
December 29th, 2008 at 4:12 am
I loved the list. Wish you had included a bit more detail, but I understand now after reading through some complaints. In reference to number one, Alfred Packer, I would strongly suggest you watch Cannibal the Musical, great movie. It was done by the makers of south park and is hilarious!
December 29th, 2008 at 4:16 am
jeeeeeeeez 108 beet me to the punch >.>
December 29th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Have you read Mein Kampf? It’s Hitlers autobiography. First off, let me make sure you know: Nazism is not, Not, NOT Communism. Hitler fervently hated communism, and he believed that Jews were the root of it. He viewed them as such because many of the socialist leaders in Germany and Russia, while he was growing up, were Jews (as was as Kerl Marx, the ‘Father’ of socialism). He interchanged ‘Jews’ and ‘Communists’ quite frequently. Hitler saw it as his mission in life to eliminate Communism. That’s not a bad goal, is it? Eisenhower, Kennedy… Many former presidents had the same goal, including does Bush.
But, the point is, the number of people you kill has no direct impact on your level of evilness.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
204. PurpleRibbon: But, the point is, the number of people you kill has no direct impact on your level of evilness.
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Uh, yeah, it does.
December 29th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Segue… You just said Bush is more evil then cannibals. So is Mother Teresa. Uhm… No?
December 29th, 2008 at 8:56 pm
206. PurpleRibbon: I responded to the line, “But, the point is, the number of people you kill has no direct impact on your level of evilness.”
And I said that it did indeed. I said nothing about Bush, although I do think he is fairly bad, evil takes a certain leaning of the heart which Bush does not possess.
Cannibals, as an actual historical fact, never existed. Acts of Cannibalism did occur during certain religious, or rites of war or majority, but it was never, in any culture, a normal practice.
December 29th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Parker (197) To finish what his daddy started. He needs to have parental approval. He will never be as good as his dad (not that he was great) but the elder left behind unfinished business. Dubbya saw his opportunity and jumped at the chance to prove to daddy how good he was. Pathetic to the nth degree.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
I know very well what you responded to, Segue, and I contested that no, it does not. I used Bush as an example. You say ‘evil takes a certain leaning of the heart,’ which doesn’t go against my theory that the number of people you kill impacts your evilness. And, actually, the Niam Niam group of the Bantu people lived in small groups of about 30-40 persons, and cannibalism was practiced often to eliminate isolated members of any neighboring clan, and to feed the surviving clan. They also used it as punishment for crimes. St. Jerome wrote of cannibalism as early as the 4th century AD. Strabo said tribes in Ireland practiced it. As a normal tribal practice, it survived longest in Borneo and the Amazon basin. Do these count as ‘normal practice’?
December 29th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Vera Lynn… I can’t argue with that.
December 30th, 2008 at 6:56 am
it only takes two people to agree on something for that something to become a fact,the fact has only a very general relationship with the truth
December 30th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Acts of Cannibalism have been reported even in before the 4 century A.D. Many of these accounts could not be substantiated and most could be dismissed as early “propaganda” of one people trying to defile another by accusing them of the most horrible thing imaginable.
As to who is more “evil”, that question is based on what your definition of evil is. Is Albert Fish more evil than Hitler? If Fish were put in a position of power as Hitler or Stalin were, would he have caused more death and suffering?
This is hard to say Genocide is definitely an evil practice but so is murder and dismemberment. For Hitler killing was a means to an end, for Chikatilo or Fish killing was an enjoyable act in it of itself.
In my own opinion being responsible for the extermination of millions of people is probably more despicable than some of the acts contained here. However the more I think about some of these killers above the more I think that a human being cannot be any worse.
December 30th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
PurpleRibbon (210)
Thanks. Not many people could. He’s an ass. And I love that I live in a country where I can say that in a public forum and not end up arrested or my family dead.
December 30th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
209. PurpleRibbon: Yes, that does sound normal. I’ll have to check my sources, but at the moment, you have the point!
December 31st, 2008 at 12:47 am
i had no idea what was going on during that time excuse my ignorence. Vera.
December 31st, 2008 at 12:50 am
i just dont think all wars are bad.. or MOST soldiers are bad people. (brother boyfriend..)
December 31st, 2008 at 1:45 pm
It’s hard to believe the Donner Party is not on this list.. That is probably the most famous incident involving cannabalism in the United States, they even named the mountain pass in California where it happened Donner Pass….
December 31st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Haha the picture for #7 scared me!
January 1st, 2009 at 12:31 am
136 – Not true. The law prohibits murder committed in order to prevent your own death, unless it’s directly self-defense. I forget the exact precedent, but it’s something like the Essex. A bunch of guys on a life boat kill a young, inexperienced sailor and eat him, and when they’re rescued are charged with murder.
January 1st, 2009 at 10:44 am
219. Sarah:…A bunch of guys on a life boat kill a young, inexperienced sailor and eat him, and when they’re rescued are charged with murder.
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Well, this sounds like a case of poor planning. Here’s a bunch of guys lost at sea, so they kill and eat one of their own. Why do they keep obvious clues of his existence and demise on board the lifeboat? Why not just toss all over board, use sea water to clean up the blood? Throw his clothing and goods to the fishes?
I mean, I’m not condoning what they did; it was horrid and evil. I’m just saying that any schoolchild could have acted to cover their tracks better than these guys did.
Makes one wonder if the guilt of what they did hadn’t taken it’s toll on the men, and they purposely left clues for the authorities to find, and so be punished for what they did?
January 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
They didn’t hide the body or act due to believing they would not be guilty of murder due to necessity. Their case changed that belief. It was the custom of the sea to draw lots to see who would be sacrificed for the others to survive in time of shipwreck, but after this case that custom was outlawed.
January 1st, 2009 at 8:25 pm
What about the case of the Tafurs during the first crusade?I believe that was 500hundred years before the Columbus thing.This article was a good idea to begin with but the language used is attrocious.statements like “was a depraved and pathetic individual” serve no purpose in writing a factual article unless your writing for idiots and its necessary to give them the not so subtle hint that you think these people were wrong. Bias is best left behind when your writing in the afformentioned style, please try and be open-minded.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 am
OMG! #3 LIVES IN MI TOWN!
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:15 pm
209. PurpleRibbon: After diligent research, I came away with the same mind set I began with. The tales of cannibalism, for example amongst the Niam Niam, were exaggerated tales designed to fill their enemies with terror, rather than actual practices on a daily basis.
The only place I have found cannibalism to be a common practice is among a certain tribe in New Guinea, and that practice was of recent origin, was practiced only among the women and children, practiced on the newly dead in a strict ritual, and was due to an otherwise almost starvation diet . It is no longer practiced.
January 2nd, 2009 at 5:33 pm
223. maddie: Dahmer is dead. He doesn’t live in anybodies town. Take a deep breath and relax.
January 7th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Disturbing very- to say the least.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Hey Randell. If you win the spiff between you and Tomcat, will you eat him afterwards?
January 12th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I am surprise to see the legend of Sawny Bean isn’t here.
In Scotland, the Legend Of Sawny Bean is vert strong. An inbred family of bloodthristy cannibals would lead sailors and fishermen to their caves before attacking them, and, well, eating them. There were 100’s of the inscestuous brethren, but I believe Sawny Bean was the name of one of the oldest.
January 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am
didn’t they make a movie sort of based on that, except the cannibals were a bunch of backwards hillbilly confederate type in a town and they wined and dined all visitors before eating them?
January 14th, 2009 at 12:45 am
Dannibee (227) see post 26
Cheers
Lee
January 20th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
oh shit. im only seventh wtf fuck is wrong with you!i ate my college friend!
January 24th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Anyone else in the mood for McDonald’s?
February 17th, 2009 at 10:16 am
The book MOBY DICK was based on a story SINKING OF THE ESSEXX in which the survivors ate their shipmates that died and finally killed to survive. I thought I’d see that on the list along with the DONNER party in California.
I understand the military has classes that discuss cannabalism in their survival training.
March 3rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
ewww sicko’s
March 6th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Hey man!!
you failed to mention a bunch of other evidently cannibal tribes of Africa, Congo, Peru , Papua Newguinea(Oceania) and Sumatra(Malayan peninsula).
March 6th, 2009 at 7:48 am
they deserve more to be on that awesome list
March 7th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
another candidate for the top would be “The Donner Party”, great example of cannibalism
March 21st, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Has anyone heard of Alexander Pearce? He was a convict in Tasmania who escaped from the Macquarie Harbor penal settlement. When he was caught the judge didn’t believe that he actually ate the other escapees and so he was sent back to Macquarie Harbor. He escaped again, except this time when they caught him, they found bits of the guy he escaped with in his pocket even though he actually had other food supplies.
March 21st, 2009 at 10:26 pm
234. L.k MYC…actually I do. I had to do a paper on cannibalism when I was in college for my justice class. I cited a few names and he was one of them along with Issei Sagawa.
I still prefer Dr. Lecter, though. o.o
April 1st, 2009 at 8:15 am
really none of us knows what we are capable of when driven to madness though insane hunger. lets hope none of us has to find out. oochan Dr Lecter??? HA HA and some fava beans and a nice chanti!
April 1st, 2009 at 8:29 am
236. deviantmiss: “I do wish we could chat longer, but… I’m having an old friend for dinner. Bye”
April 1st, 2009 at 8:35 am
oochan I like you ;o) !!
April 1st, 2009 at 2:47 pm
So. My husband was a Major in the Air Force, and early in his career went to survival school. When this list was fairly new, I asked him if during that school they were taught how to cannibalize a dead fellow airman.
“Of course”, he said.
“Well, what did they teach?” I asked.
“What parts to eat, like muscle meat. What not to eat, like most innards. How to prepare the meat for cooking, how to cook it. That kind of thing”
“Uh…did you ever have to use that knowledge?” I asked, afraid of the answer.
“Nah, we never got lost.” he laughed.
Right. But he did almost get killed, his plane was blown up, he was hit by shrapnel…but he was never lost. Thank god for small favors.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Good list, the only ones I knew about were Jeffrey Dahmer and the Rugby Team. The Japanese Guy scared me when I learned he is alive and free. Better stay away from Japan for a while!
May 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
What do think humans taste the most like? Pork? That’s my guess… hope I never have to find out first hand… Yikes!
May 3rd, 2009 at 12:24 am
Alfred Hitchcock–”The Diners Club”
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:24 am
241. @vanessaveasley: What do think humans taste the most like?
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Chicken, of course. Everything that doesn’t have it’s own distinct taste, tastes like chicken!
May 5th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
OK great list!!! The comments are really heated. So to add spice I have to add…
Evil in many cultures, is a term used to describe intentional negative moral acts or thoughts that are cruel, unjust, or selfish.
The fact is Hitler was mentally ill but that does not excuse his acts. Jeffrey Dahmer was also meantally ill. To say someone is mentally ill does not make them insane. So they are still responsible for their own actions because they do know right from wrong. Both committed negative moral acts which in conclusion makes both of them evil. Yes there are diffrent levels of evil but in the case of murder and torture both of these men would be placed high on the scale.
I just think that some individuals take anothers opinion to close to heart. It is my belief that WE ALL are intitled to our opinion. If you don’t agree with it then that is fine you have the right to yours also. It does not make either of us wrong just diffent. What makes us look stupid is when we verbally vomit our lack of tolerance of another.
Ignorance is not knowing any better and stupid is knowing better but doing it anyway.
Thank you have a nice day…..
June 4th, 2009 at 10:14 am
great yet disturbing list…
June 8th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Nice list i like it
June 10th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
KLR1975bgr- “So they are still responsible for their own actions because they do know right from wrong”. No. Not all of them know right from wrong. Infact, Jeffrey Dahmer was a sociopath. There are those who can’t be held responsible for their action because of mental illness. How do I know this? I work in a max security psych hospital which houses the “not crimminally responsible” or “insane” people. I have several cannibals in my unit right now. Please don’t make general statements like that, which you know nothing about. I’m not in no way condoning their behaviour but there are those who do not know right from wrong.
June 15th, 2009 at 6:34 am
Disturbing and sick, but very interesting…
June 17th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
you cant really blame the rugby team because they had no other choice except to die.
June 24th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
The Maori were NOT the first settlers of New Zealand. The Moriori were. And the Maori ate them almost to extinction on the mainland. The last few escaped to the Chatham Islands.
June 29th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
You should also add that the Rugby team only ate the dead passengers. It’s not like they killed people just to eat them. Their cannibalism is more humane (if that’s possible).
June 29th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
@Larry (251):
see entry #6
June 29th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
@corinthian0430 (252):
I meant #1- thelist specified “fallen comrades” which is for all intents and purposes “dead”
July 1st, 2009 at 4:06 am
this is a very cool topic!you can make a horror movie out of this.CREEPY!love it♥
July 28th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I am Ba-Mar(Burmese) Buddhist. We don’t have bible but we have a book about 550 lives of pre-Buddha.Which mean, its record of 550 lives before Buddha become Buddha. In there, I read it in several stories (each story equal to one previous life of Buddha)that Human Flesh is sweetest meat in all meat. Its likes king of all meat, in some of the stories, the king who enjoyed all the meat in the world even give up throne to hunt Human and eat their flesh. Because it is illegal to eat man flesh (in Burmese feudal law, same as Buddha time, we got rules for what king can do and can’ t do,cannibalism is one of them). And long time consuming of Human flesh can make you sensitive to sunlight according to the text(vampire?). Just food for thought.
August 2nd, 2009 at 9:47 pm
#6: Sounds like a voreaphile who got out of hand =/
August 18th, 2009 at 2:12 am
the number 6 dude looks like a phyco on crack lol and the thought of that japanese dude still roaming japan somewhere is just ewww
August 21st, 2009 at 1:06 pm
just goes to show how people are retarded
eating other people. (everyones nuts)
August 22nd, 2009 at 11:23 am
Very intresting really
September 4th, 2009 at 8:38 am
I’m rather partial to a bit of breast or thigh myself, wot wot.
September 8th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Theres some reports about cannibalism in WWII.
Some phootage was recently released, maybe 2-3 years ago (recent to me xD).
On the finnish front for example there was reports of cannibalism on both sides.
This photo: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/db/Maaselk%C3%A4_cannibalism.jpg (warning strong image)
shows a finnish soldier shwing off a skin from a soviet soldier allegedly eaten by his own.
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:10 am
the maoris were not the first inhabitants of new zealand. the morioris were. might want to check something like that out next time. but good try.
September 23rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
Loz, I did point that fact out to them a few months back.
Also for your further education, the plural of Maori is Maori not Maoris. The plural of Moriori is also Moriori. Please remember to capitalize when appropriate.
October 3rd, 2009 at 10:49 am
Caribs weren’t cannibals. I’m actually a bit offended they’re on this list with people like Dahmer anc Chikalito.
October 9th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
In the “Dark Ages” following the end of cheap oil, and the fall of the dollar out of glory, just after the last Monsanto terminator corn for mankind is harvested, and consumed, seeds, useless for survival, the largest human beings ever known to the human race, the Americans, with their huge caloric intake just for survival, unable to adapt to vegan diets available to them will make ground meat of one another, served Big Mac style, and feast the final feast. All oils from the process will be rendered and cracked into beloved ‘gasoline’ and large V-8 gasoline engined cars will Hell-race their final drags in front of mock-up McMansions, and old gasoline Harley Davidson’s will roar suicide missions with them! and all will be drunkenness and depravity, sick sexuality and disrespect of the mother image, Women used as meat, and drugs and debauchery, complete with surgically altered women with huge busts first as sexual objects then carrion, and old men with make-up, hair colored, wigs like Senators! It will be a CNN deja vue! complete with loud rock music! Corporatism’s finest hour! The final victory! Death to America, the Muslims win, the unrepentant pigs die in pools of their beloved Oil! The Ayatollah smiles! Victory is his!
October 9th, 2009 at 11:53 pm
Correction here. Dahmer was beaten to death in the Columbia Correctional Institution, but it’s not located in Milwaukee but in Portage Wisconsin, which happens to be in Columbia County. I should know, I was born and raised there.
October 11th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
A banner on top of it saying “5 tips to lose stomach fat” xD
That’s what i call epic..
October 19th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
human flesh taste like beef not LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD im not a cannibal so i dont no O_O S#*% !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
DEVOUR AWSOME STEAK MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
Tjat pic off the asian is an album cover for gnaw. But ues he is still out there and is famous for it and sometimes hes a guest speaker
November 10th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
@Gigi (17):
I too have been fascinated by cannibalism, we should team up and make a pretty Christmas dinner =D
November 13th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Diego Rivera was a cannibal.
November 20th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Wow.. this was just interesting and actually well needed. I am doing a research project on human cannibalism && this list makes me want to change my point of view and topic question..