This is a list of the current top ten rugby teams as decided by the IRB (International Rugby Board) as of February 2nd, 2009. I have kept their list the same but I have added some facts and history on each team. I have also included some videos that I have found on YouTube showing the teams in play. [JFrater: when you see item one you will understand why this list had to be posted!]
Fiji’s national rugby team is a part of the Pacific Islands rugby Alliance along with Samoa and Tonga. Fiji was one of the sixteen teams to participate in the 1987 rugby world cup and made it to the quarter finals only to be beaten by France. Between 1987 and 2007, Fiji has only made it to the quarter finals twice, losing to England in the quarter finals in 1999 and losing to South Africa in the semi-finals in 2007. Fiji has an outstanding Rugby Sevens team and they play their fifteens very similar, with lots of exiting running rugby.
The Scottish Rugby Union was founded in 1873 and is one of the oldest teams in the world. They were a founding member of the IRB and participated in the first international match against England where Scotland won 4-1. Scotland participates and is a contender in the Six Nations tournament held every year in Europe. Scottish rugby players are also selected every four years to play for the Barbarians against other national teams. Scotland has taken part in all the Rugby World Cups which they have made the quarter or semi-finals every year except 2007.
The Irish Rugby Football Union was founded in 1874 and was another founding member or the IRB. Ireland competes annually in the Six Nations tournament which they have won eight times. They have participated in every world cup and have been eliminated in the quarter finals every year except 1999 and 2007. The Ireland national team forms a quarter of the British and Irish Lions along with England and Wales every four years. The Irish rugby team has been home to some of the world’s top class players including Brian O’Driscoll who is Irelands top try scorer and considered the best centre in world rugby.
Rugby was first introduced to France in 1872 by the British and since then has become a very competitive and popular sport. France is home to one of the top rugby leagues in the world and sees players coming from all over the world to play for one of their teams. France’s national team is considered the best on continental Europe and competes annually in the Six Nations tournament. The French have competed in every world cup and have made it to more finals than any other team without winning the William Webb Ellis Cup. One of France’s most famous games was against New Zealand in the 1999 world cup where they upset the favored All Blacks in the semi-final. France plays with a free flowing flair that is rivaled by only a few teams in the rugby world and one of the best things about them is that they are always able to produce an upset.
Though facing a few difficulties in the last year, The England National rugby team has always been considered one of the best sides in the world. They have produced many legends of the game such as Martin Johnson and Jonny Wilkinson who is the top point scorer in rugby world cup history. They are the only team from Europe to win the Rugby World Cup when they defeated Australia in 2003 and also came as runners up in 1991 and 2007. They participate annually in the Six Nations tournament and have been crowned champions 25 times. Their style of play can often be characterized by using their strong forwards and running with backs utilizing kicks and open field play, if that doesn’t work, they will kick for points every chance they get.
The Wales National Rugby team was started in 1881 and that same year they had their first test match against England. Wales has had many different golden ages of rugby through the 19th and 20th centuries. During these times they have produced who some consider the best rugby players to ever play the game including J.P.R Williams, Gerald Davies, and of course Gareth Edwards. Wales competes in the Six Nations tournament every year and has won it 24 times (only second to England) with the most recent in 2008. Wales has been active in all six rugby world cups but unfortunately their best result was in 1987 when they reached the semi-finals but lost to New Zealand. Wales currently is improving rapidly and their play has always been recognized with some of the best sidestepping in the game. Just watch the video and see.
The Argentina National rugby team, nicknamed Los Pumas, had its first international test against a touring British Isles team in 1910. Argentina is ranked as by far the best team in the Americas and although rugby isn’t close to as popular as soccer, it has grown a following due to Argentina’s success in the Rugby World Cups. The only problem is that being on the other side of the world of the other major rugby teams; Argentina does not always get the highly publicized matches it deserves. Argentina has participated in all the Rugby World Cups but was left disappointed until a much more experienced side made it to the 1999 quarter finals. In 2007 a very strong and experienced Pumas side made it to semi finals after producing a handful of upsets. They went on to win 3rd place in the tournament which has let many of their players receive overseas contracts to play professional rugby in Europe. Argentina has generally used an outstanding forward pack mixed in with a barrage of backline passing.
The Australian Rugby Union team is nicknamed the Wallabies and is considered one of the best teams in the history of the game. They compete annually in the Tri-Nations Tournament against New Zealand and South Africa. Australia was one of the founders of the Rugby World Cup and shared the first tournament with New Zealand in 1987. The New South Wales Rugby Union became the first team to tour overseas by playing New Zealand in 1883. Australia was later toured by a British Isles team for the first time in 1888. In the century that followed, rugby grew very fast in Australia with the national team touring across Europe on a yearly base. In 1984 the Wallabies became the first Australian team to achieve a grand slam by defeating all the large European teams in one tour. Australia has participated in all six world cups and has the best record of all the participating nations. The Wallabies are one of two teams to win the tournament twice by winning in 1991 and 1999, and they came in as runners up in 2003. In 1995 Australia along with New Zealand and South Africa formed the first professional rugby union known as the Super Ten Competition. The Wallabies have produced a large number of outstanding rugby players including Tim Horan, David Campese, John Eales, and the most capped player of all time, George Gregan. The Wallabies are always entertaining to watch because they take risks in games that other teams wouldn’t event attempt. They are usually acknowledged as having one of the best defenses in world rugby and have great ball retention which allows continuous phases.
The South Africa national team is nicknamed the Springboks and began playing international rugby when a British Isles team toured South Africa in 1891. In the early 20th century rugby grew so rapidly in South Africa that a cease fire was held in the Second Boer War so that the British and Boer forces could play each other. South Africa took their first tour of the British Isles and France in 1906. Although still being involved in international test matches, the Apartheid Laws saw the South Africa Rugby Union highly criticized by other teams which led to the Springboks being unable to participate in the first two Rugby World Cups although their vote won the debate on whether or not to have the tournament. This changed in 1995 when South Africa was included and hosted the third Rugby World cup and defeated the New Zealand All blacks 15 to 12 in the final. The Springboks would only go on to the semi-finals in 1999 and the quarter finals in 2003 until they defeated England in 2007 to become the second nation to win the world cup twice. The success of the 1995 tournament in South Africa influenced the rugby laws to be changed to allow professional rugby teams to emerge. South Africa plays annually in the Super Twelve tournament and the Tri-Nations against New Zealand and Australia. South Africa is one of many teams to utilize all aspects of the game to produce exiting matches incorporating running, kicking, passing, and forward drives.
The New Zealand National Rugby Team, nicknamed the All Blacks is the most famous and respected team in the world with winning records against all national sides. The first team from New Zealand to compete in a match was against New South Wales in 1883 and their first international test was against Australia in 1903. Rugby has since then become New Zealand’s national sport with the All Blacks conquering just about every team in their way. They have a record of 330 wins out of 443 matches which makes them the most successful team in rugby history; the IRB has also named them team of the year in 2005, 2006 and 2008. Out of the Southern nations, the All Blacks retain the top Tri-Nations record with nine series wins while the Springboks and the Wallabies only have two. The All Blacks have also been able to retain the Bledisloe Cup from Australia for many years at a time. In addition, the All Blacks have only lost one test series to the British and Irish Lions and have won more Grand Slam tours of Europe than any other Southern Hemisphere team. The All Blacks hosted the first Rugby World Cup along with Australia and David Kirk would be the first to lift the William Webb Ellis trophy as the All Blacks easily defeated all the opposition including France in the final with the score of 29 to 9. The All Blacks have brought about many rugby legends to the field including Sean Fitzpatrick, John Kirwan, Grant Fox, Ian Kirkpatrick, Christian Cullen, Andrew Mehrtens, Tana Umaga, Carlos Spencer, Richie McCaw and of course Jonah Lomu. With the great players and talent that New Zealand has, the only question asked is why they have only won the Rugby World Cup once because they have gone into every tournament as the favorites to win. The New Zealand All Blacks have also gained fame from doing the Haka or the Kapo-o-Panga before every match.
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I knew it was either going to be new Zealand or austrilia ftw but I was surprised that newzealnad was number one I had heard that austrilia was the dominating team of rugby. Shout out to rasaclian sup homey u know what I'm talking we should show this list to that one guy who works at blockbuster and see what he thinks?
New Zealand has had the number 1 world ranking for the past 20 years. Australia no.2, sth Africa 3
no you do not get to say where they south africa is good team
I think Argentina should be 6th, with Wales and Eng moving up a place each. Being English, it pains e to allow wales above us, but they have so much passion for the game that they deserve it. There’s no question about the top three, nor will there ever be really.
Rugby is so much greater than american football. American football is for pussies, rugby is for real men. Watch and you'll see what I mean.
I love rugby union but the Frenchies and Irish just shot your theory in the foot. Rugby may be for real men but only if it’s nice weather, at least that’s what the French officials determined this past weekend. American Football games are never called off for cold weather and/or ice. I had several friends all excited to watch a 6 Nations match on BBC America and it’s called off because of weather.
when did NZ last win the world cup???
your ignorance knows no bounds.
1987
haha neva, their so bad under pressure. all they can do is test matches
not that long ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2011.
I don’t know much abt rugby.. But it reminds me of WWF (Wrestling) whenever I watch it..
I would have had to open a can of “wtf” if NZ wasn’t on top.
We can all be thankful that tragedy has been averted.
The super twelve tournament is now the super 14.
Great list being a rugger from America I can respect all of these teams, I have seen most of them play, and have played against there “B” sides. I hope one day we can build an American team that can appear on your top 10 list someday….thanks for the great list…again
Stupid list…
Ah… The 1999 semi-final between France and New Zealand !!! The greatest match I’ve ever seen (I’m french)…
I remember. France had reached the semi-final but had not been very impressive until then, while the All Black were… well… scary, as usual.
I was convinced we were going to get crunched !…
After the first half-time, NZ led 17-10, and scored a new try at the beginning of the second half… 24-10.
I came this close of switching my TV off.
And then… something magic happenned !… In 30 minutes, France scored 33 points against none for NZ !!!
It was totally unexpected, unbelievable, incomprehensible… Dominici, Bernat Salles (faster than a Road Runner), Lamaison, the All Blacks never knew what hit them.
And even if they scored a late try, it did not change the outcome of the match…
43-31… Truly amazing !!!
I actually have to agree with redhimihai rugby is a lot more hardcore than American football. The sad thing is I am American and used to play football. I tried rugby a couple of times and loved it. Straight brutal.
Proudly South African!!!
really good team
woah woah woah kids…. it always seems like American Football and Rugby keep getting clumped together because it’s a bunch of people and a nonspherical ball but they are very very different…and equally brutal if you look into the formal studies. Football has harder hits and rugby has more frequent hits. I don’t know how they created an average hit list, but tests determined that force and number of hits per game made the two roughly equal in internal damage done.
tbh I think it’s the Haka that contributes enormously to the NZ winning total. That’s not to take it away from their awesome physique and technical play, but you can see how it bonds the team together and fires them up before a match.
Only one team on this list has a song written about them by Neil and Tim Finn.
South Africa are world champions (again). New Zealand are not. This list won’t change that!
NEW ZEALAND IS THE BEST RUGBY TEAM AND YOU KNOW IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gabi319 that is true i played linebacker and we did hit some people pretty hard. I guess what i meant was how i felt after i played. I definitely felt it more in the morning after i played Rugby.
Meh. The Wallabies are so much better than the Springboks, and don’t even get me started on the Kiwi’s… Nice healthy nationa rivalry!
whoa vintage lace excuse me but all blacks are way beter than your wallabies
or should i say babybees u wil see with ur own eyes austrilia will go home the first day they play in the world cup the kiwis wil stay til the end nd take dat cup home u will see come on i mean newzealand are number 1 and austrilia are 3rd wat losers
***** you vintage lace. Wallabies SUCK ASS. If you think they are better than Springboks or All blacks, why are they 3rd?? TOSS POT.
will you ******** get a life there is not a lot of blacks some are good at it
16. notherguitar
they’re played differently, so if you’re used to years and years of football and then out of the blue pick up rugby, the body’ll feel sore because of the things it’s not used to. I like both (watching, not playing. I’m too much of a pansy for anything rougher than two touch)…I recently got into watching rugby because a friend and her new husband both played in college. It was harder for me to grasp than American Football (to me, it was a visual mess, haha…lots of clumped up people with random arms and legs poking out, ball going all sorts of directions) but I love how fast-paced it is. Watching the All Blacks play live is still on my bucket list.
If I were to decide a most brutal sport based on what I’ve watched and the damage I’ve seen on friends, I’ve gotta pick lacrosse. That sport creates some disgusting bruises.
5. redhimihai – “…rugby is for real men. Watch and you’ll see what I mean.”
What differentiates a real man from the pussies is the one who can change a baby’s diaper with a straight face. What and you’ll see what I mean.
Sorry, not my sport at all-and I love almost everything from swimming to ski-jumping. Rugby is right there with cricket and cycling as the most unexciting way of spending Sunday afternoons. It just doesn’t do it for me.
nah man new zealand are champions at rugby.
but aussie kick arse at leauge.
NZ won the last rugby league world cup take that darren lacher
I don’t usually watch Rugby but have recently started to get into it and NZ being at the top surprised me, although I did figure it out before even reading the list due to JFraters comment in the intro!
I was expecting SA or the Aussies at the top!
Good list!
I wud’ve been WTF too if NZ hadn’t been no. 1
@ Caz. Stupid comment.
SOUTH AFRICA is the 2007 Rugby world champs and should be nr. 1. You guys can say what you want about the BOKS but the hole world knoes who the champs are……. LMFAO. New Zealand is a great team but not Beter than the BOKS……. SPRINGBOKS SKOP GAT PROUDLY SOUTH AFRICAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Boks SUCK !!
AND BTW… SHARKS KICK ASS THEY CAN BE ON THIS LIST ASWELL THEY CAN EVEN BE NO1. IF YOU ASK ME…….. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…….. MAAK DIE SHARKS ALMAL BOKKE…… FOR THOSE WHO DOESNT UNDERSTAND… MAKE THE SHARKS ALL SPRINGBOKS ……. LOL
DHUU IT HAS BEEN SUPER 14 SINCE 2004-2005 @ Jackrussel
Australia definitely deserve their third place
BTW, the Springbok has been removed as the emblem of the South African rugby team, due to political correctness run amok. The new emblem is now….the Protea.
The Springbok remained the official emblem and the trademark of the national rugby team; the Protea is the official national sporting emblem
but aussie kick arse at leauge
Georgia – remind me then…who are the Rugby League World champions ??!!
NEW ZEALAND !!!! YEAHHH BOY
It was totally unexpected, unbelievable, incomprehensible… Dominici, Bernat Salles (faster than a Road Runner), Lamaison, the All Blacks never knew what hit them.
Arnaud – actually we did…bad refeering; you didn’t mention anything about forward passes!
But seriously, I was devastated after that match (along with 4m or so other kiwis)! It’s just a shame France couldn’t go on and win the competition.
How on earth have you rated Argentina 4th?!
How on earth have you rated Argentina 4th?!
tinydancer – read the into to the list. It is based on official IRB rankings (though Argentina have slipped to 5th in the current rankings)
typo – “into to the list” == “intro to the list”
New Zealand might be rated number 1 by the IRB, but all readers should refer to Nick’s comment at 7 – “When did NZ last win the world cup” The answer is NEVER
no they won it in 1987 idiot
BBBBOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! (bokke…springboks…SA..Oh forget about it!)
“When did NZ last win the world cup” The answer is NEVER
Tom – Wrong. Check your facts.
The SPRINGBOKS are the BEST!!!
the KIWIS only know how to do ONE thing: CHOKE!
HAHAHA!
wat da ***** r u saying all black new zealand r da best it is da opposite all black r da best south africa only like 2 choke u ashole don't talk about my all blacks like dat i will just get them 2 smash ur face
@saeeda Nicely said bro. LOL. You tell that loser.
NZ will always be the best.
SPRINGBOKS IS THE WORST RUGBY TEAM EVER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU ARE THE *******WORST .THE SPRINGBOKS ARE THE BEST
@Silvernano Your mum can choke on my dick *****.
Being Welsh and having played professional rugby union I feel I have to comment on this list.
While I take the perspective that it comes from the latest world rankings (Argentina 4???? do the IRB actually watch Rugby these days – while I dont dislike the Argies in the same way that I hate the English and by default the Aussies who are just English thieves sent overseas), to have them above any of the Six Nation teams is just hypocrisy of the highest order – even Scotland or Italy ((well maybe not Italy – or All Black Romans as we call them)) on a good day could beat them
), I have to say that as always it is biased towards the Southern Hemisphere teams, due in part because most of the IRB are Southerners – South Africa are the World Champions so they are Number 1, and much as I hate to say this England should be rated Number 2 until the next World Cup sorts this out – when New Zealand will lose again in the quarters or semis due to no competition, lack of judgement, sitting back (or any excuse that comes to mind to shore up your deflated egos – yes you are the best in the World but how come for the competition that sorts this out you are poor and have been since the inaugaral World Cup – sustainability just not your bag really is it?). New Zealand in the World Cup always look like rank amateurs and in answer to JF and Kiwiboi 1987 is a long way back when everyone went to the pub before, after and sometimes during the games.
Lets all be honest here, whenever I see Australia and NZ play I only want one winner which would be NZ. But Even I shout “COME ON FIJI” when the All Blacks have the ball. For all of you Americans who dont understand this, roughly three quarters of the New Zealand team are from the Pacific Islands such as Fiji and Samoa. Lets all be realistic if the IRB (dominated by NZ, French and Englisher types) set the tone that all players had to at least have a mother and father of natural origin and therefore the players would be citizens from birth fo their country, NZ would probably be ranked with America or Canada.
Oh and to just add my comments to the American Football Vs Rugby Union (not league – you will see why in a second), American Football players have been rated against Rugby players for ever but the truth of the matter is “PADS ARE FOR POOFS” (someone may need to explain that to the Americans on this site)
All together now Sospan fach yn berwi ar y tân………..
SO, rugby union is full of poofs, then? Why do I see Welsh and English rugby union players wearing PADS helmets (scrum caps), shoulder pads, padded gloves, shin guards (no NFL player would ever wear shin guards, even though NFL players are bigger, far stronger and faster than rugby union players), …interesting that the IRB Regulation 12 governing the materials for rugby pads requires that they cannot have any hard surfaces or edges, BECAUSE THEY MIGHT HURT SOMEONE.
From IRB Regulation 12:
(e) Shoulder Pads*
A player may wear shoulder pads, made of SOFT and thin materials……..
(g)
"3.2.3 Finish
Headgear shall be so constructed that it is UNLIKELY TO CAUSE ANY INJURY to the wearer or other players during play. There shall not be HARD or sharp edges, seams, buckles or OTHER ITEMS ON THE SURFACE of the product that could harm the wearer or other players during normal use."
My gosh are you guys afraid you're gonna hurt someone by wearing NFL weapons? No hard surfaces on headgear or shoulder pads to slam into everybody in sight?
Your are just a dumb ignorant f..k! dead pan……..ignorant!
I was surprised to see Scotland up there, I thought they’d slipped out of the top 10 rankings. Course I did pick that nugget up from my (very) Welsh friend who is positively frothing about the 6 Nations at the mo so it could just have been we’re gonna kick your arses again -related over exuberance. I, supporting Italy, clearly am not frothing lol, I’m just glad when we try hard
. Cool list
How can S.A not be number one when they are the world cup champions, the ultimate rugby championship????? If I recall NZ could not even make it to the semi finals. I believe they have only ever won one world cup and that was the first one back in nineteen voetsek. They manage to disappoint their loyal fans every time….
By the way, the springbok will be staying on as the rugby emblem due to a massive outcry and even if the rugby board or government decided to change it they would remain the springboks in the hearts and souls of every rugby fan in S.A. Go Bokke!!!!!!
thank you!! my brother’s a rugbier, he’s going to love this list!
@ kiwiboi (post 30).
I must admit that during the quarter-finals of 2007, you were kinda robbed…
But in 1999 !!! Come on !!!
Bernat Salles and Dominici were just faster…
Saturday is a Rugby Day!!!!
#5: You beat me to it, I was going to say “pussies” too.
What I can’t really get over is how two teams will brutally pound each other’s faces into the ground all afternoon, then everybody spend the rest of the night swilling beer together.
Lets all be realistic if the IRB (dominated by NZ, French and Englisher types) set the tone that all players had to at least have a mother and father of natural origin and therefore the players would be citizens from birth fo their country, NZ would probably be ranked with America or Canada.
Blue – come now, you need to think for yourself…or at least do some research; instead of being sucked in by the rants of rugby writers such as Stephen Jones (Sunday Times).
This talk of NZ pillaging the Pacific Islands for rugby talent is pathetic, and prominently reared its head in the lead up to, and during, the last world cup. So, let me put before you some facts which are very well presented in an article by a NZ rugby journalist who actually did some homework in this regard :
Of the 2007 NZ World Cup 30-man squad :
5 were Samoan born;
2 were Fijian born;
1 was Tongan born;
And most of these spent their childhoods or went to school in NZ. I wonder who forced them at gunpoint to choose to play for NZ?
Furthermore…the Samoan team, alone, (who we are generally accused of poaching from), consisted of 12 NZ-born members.
Of the other teams in the World Cup, 24 were NZ’ers who were not playing for NZ.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/4199356a2201.html
I could go on, but this topic does get a little repetitive and boring (from a kiwi’s perspective).
Regarding the 2007 World Cup…so we are chokers when we don’t win it and the one we did win doesn’t count? Puhleeze!
And, as for being chokers, maybe we are. But along the way we have also managed to win 9 of the 13 Tri-Nations tournaments, the last 4 on the trot.
And, Blue, do you not sense the irony in your comments about NZ…given that Wales hasn’t ever won a World Cup and has this odd tendency to “poach” great NZ coaching talent and mediocre players who couldn’t make the AB’s?
@ Spange: you’re so right, the Italian team tries hard, but pretty much always ends up with a fine new wooden spoon to add to the collection… I crave to see Italy finally pull themselves together and give us at least a good try.
Oh, and Blue (38), why do you Welsh call us All Black Romans?
@ Nameless:
Italy finished fourth in 2007 and got the wooden spoon only 3 times in 9 tournaments…
The scary thing about the Haka isn’t the actual dance. It’s the fact that if you don’t respect it, you can expect every all black to make it a personal mission to ensure you don’t leave that pitch walking…
Also, I’d have swapped England and Irelands positions. Other than that, it’s fairly spot on…
@ Arnaud: which means, we’re not even good at expanding our wooden spoon collection? Sorry, stupid joke… It’s just that I’m frustrated at the really sucky start we had at this years’ Six Nations Tournament.
Well, I’m American, and female… so of course, I don’t get it. I am quite fond of rugby shirts though.
I’ve been trying to thinking of a list for submission that would include the haka dance of the All Blacks. I love it. I don’t know a damn thing about rugby, but I somehow knew they’d be top on the list.
Nameless. I hoped for a few brief but brightly sparkling moments we might pull off a win against Ireland when we scored first; alas I was to be disappointed once again. I can’t allow myself to be anything other than upbeat though otherwise my English and Welsh friends and my Scottish bro in law would have way too much fun teasing me about it!
Scotland Rugby Rulz!!
as an American, I could not possibly care less about Rugby. still interesting though. anyone care to explain what the hell New Zealand is doing in that video? do they double as a dance team?
***** up little ***** ass. Its part of their culture dumb ass yank. Their doing the haka, which will definitely make you ***** your pants if you were there, so SHUT THE ***** UP !!!
Kiwi’s are number 1
because they are simply the gods of the game
54. RandomPrecision
It’s the haka…a Maori dance I suppose would be the easiest, pared-down answer to give. Can be used for war, for ceremony, etc…
i’ll never understand why rugby fans always get defensive about their sport in comparing it to american football. they’re both great games and both very violent. can’t we all just get along?;) The pads do serve a purpose though as there are certain “defenseless positions” such as wide receiver, quarterback, and others. The league wants “stars” to sell the game to fans. That doesn’t work if guys can only last a game or two.
NO ONE CARES ABOUT AMERICAN FOOTBALL JUST ADMIT IT RUGBY IS A LOT COOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good list. In the UK, there are two types of rugby – rugby league (which is where the national side get picked from) and rugby union (a slightly rawer game with different rules). Being a Lancashire Lad, union is bigger here than league.
Ya know, I think I got those the wrong way around? Yeah, big rugby fan me! Erm, Not.
Argentine fourth? Wasn’t expecting that.