Food! For most it is a delight, for some it is a curse, but for all it is necessary for life. For the most part we know what we are eating – especially when we home cook, but beneath the shiny packets of mass-produced foods, lie ingredients that don’t bear thinking about. This list explores ten of the most unusual ingredients used in cooking today – this is not a historic list – this is about food now. Enjoy!
Gold is one of the most popular metals used in jewelry. It is also very useful in electronics. In addition to its more common uses, gold is used as a food additive – usually for decorative purposes in the form of gold leaf (E number E175). It is quite popular as an additive to alcoholic drinks and there is a traditional Polish and German liqueur called Goldwasser (Goldwater) which contains thousands of tiny flakes. Gold is inert to body chemistry so it passes through the body unaltered and has no nutritional value.
In August, 2006, the United States Food and Drug Administration approved the use of bacteriophages in the preparation of food (specifically ready to eat meat products). A bacteriophage is a virus that infects bacteria; the point of applying these viruses to food is that they will kill any bacteria that might cause food poisoning. Every year, 2,500 Americans get sick from listeriosis – consequently, millions of Americans now regularly chow down on viruses added intentionally to stop those few thousand people getting sick. The FDA does not require that food treated with these viruses should carry a label. Frighteningly, they say: “As long as it [is] used in accordance with the regulations, we have concluded it’s safe.” Worthwhile? You be the judge.
Borax: fire retardant, insecticide, treatment for horse thrush, ingredient in glass and detergent, and… ingredient. Luckily for the Americans reading, borax is illegal as a food additive there, but not so in many other nations. It is often used as a preservative in caviar, and in some Asian countries it is found in noodles, meatballs, and steamed rice. It has an E number of E285. It can have serious toxic effects on humans (particularly effecting the testes).
Once upon a time, amaranth was used as a food coloring (red to be specific) but scientific testing found it to be extremely carcinogenic, so someone came up with a replacement: allura red AC (also know by the E number E129). Allura Red AC is made from coal tar (a liquid that is a by-product of turning coal into coal gas or coke). Coal tar is flammable and is frequently used in medicated shampoos designed to kill head lice. It is also used to make tylenol. While allura red AC is not carcinogenic, it can cause vomiting and other side-effects in some people. Despite this, it is FDA approved and very common in candy and soft drinks.
Okay – to be more exact we are talking about shellac which was very commonly used as a varnish back in the old days (from around 1880 – 1930) before it was replaced with lacquer. Shellac is used in baking and in mass produced candy to give the finished product a nice shine. The most likely source of shellac in most of our reader’s diets will be from Skittles – the colorful coated fruit-flavored candies. Now that we know how much we love to eat shellac, we should probably also point out that it is made from a secretion of the female lac beetle. She excretes the shellac onto branches in order to help her cocoon stick.
Cochineal and carmine are two red food colorings that are derived from bugs – the cochineal bug to be exact. Cochineal is produced by drying and pulverizing the whole body of the bug, while carmine is a derivative of cochineal powder. The bugs are usually killed by immersing them in boiling water – the amount of time they spent in the water determines the level of redness – whether it be a lighter orange color or a vivid red. 155,000 insects are needed to make two pounds of food dye. Cochineal has been used for hundreds of years and it is also a very popular cloth dye.
You read that right… Cigarette smoking has been banned from bars and pubs all around the world, so someone came up with a brilliant idea: if you can’t smoke it – eat it! The trick is to take a fine bottle of spirits (usually vodka but sometimes brandy, etc) and drop a smoke or two in it (or a cigar in the case of brandy). The nicotine – and other chemicals, seep out of the cigarette and infuse flavor and color into the drink. These concoctions are often called “nicotine tea”. I was fortunate (?) enough to try one at a bar recently and I can’t say I enjoyed the drink a great deal.
On a previous list we mentioned civet coffee, the very expensive coffee beans that are gathered from the poop of civets, and if it weren’t for the fact that civet anal juice is now replaced by a synthetic chemical (civetone), it would be on this list. However, beaver anal juice (castoreum) is not (yet) able to be synthesized and it is still used in foodstuffs. It is most commonly found as a flavor enhancer in raspberry products – apparently it adds a nice rounded flavor. It is also found in chewing gum and cigarettes. The question is – who the hell discovered that beaver poop juice tasted good with raspberries?
L-cysteine is an amino acid that is commonly used in baked goods because it adds elasticity and helps soften dough. It is also commonly used in hair perm solutions. You can find it in bagels, doughnuts, bread, cookies, and frankly, a hell of a lot of yummy things. The cheapest way to produce it (and therefore the most common source at present) is by a special chemical process using human hair – most of which is sourced (and prepared) in China. Because of this, it has led to some debate over whether eating products containing l-cysteine is a type of cannibalism. In China it was also used in the production of soy source: “When asking [the soy manufacturer] how the amino acid syrup (or powder) was generated, [he] replied that the powder was generated from human hair. Because the human hair was gathered from salon [sic], barbershop [sic] and hospitals around the country, it was unhygienic and mixed with condom [sic], used hospital cottons, used menstrual cycle pad [sic], used syringe [sic], etc.”
A common ingredient found in poop is called skatole. The word comes from the ancient Greek root “skat” which means “dung” – this is the same root from which we get “scatology” – the study of feces. It is derived from mammals (it is produced in their digestive tract) and it smells (not surprisingly) like poop. This delightful ingredient is used in cigarettes, many perfumes and – most importantly for the purposes of this list, strawberry ice cream. Like the beaver ass above, someone discovered that strawberry flavor is greatly enhanced with the addition of a little dung. Frankly, I will stick to pepper.
Contributor: JFrater























March 11th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Beaver ass? I’d never have guessed….nice list!
March 11th, 2009 at 2:05 am
Remember this list next time you eat processed food
March 11th, 2009 at 2:07 am
Man this list is foul good though
March 11th, 2009 at 2:12 am
wow beaver ass seriously…
also this list killed strawberry ice cream for me thanks
March 11th, 2009 at 2:12 am
so much for that ice cream flavor
March 11th, 2009 at 2:19 am
ewwwww!!!! thats put me off processed foods and coke now!! dammit, i liked my diet till now!! sometimes ignorance is bliss hahahah
March 11th, 2009 at 2:24 am
I want some skatole… =)
March 11th, 2009 at 2:41 am
What kind of crazy ass Skittles have you been eating?
They’re not chocolate
But anyway, this just kind of reinforces why people should eat food instead of products.
March 11th, 2009 at 2:46 am
ewwwwww!!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:01 am
wow, i could have gone MY WHOLE LIFE without knowing any of these things, and i could have probably been happier that way.
now, on to eat some STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!!!!! :]
March 11th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Intestinal guns on the list, g – personally prefer to flavor my food with dandruff and dried skin flakes, lest I do the bakes then it’s just coagulated blood cakes yo
March 11th, 2009 at 3:15 am
Boiled bug (#5) is positively yummy compared with Beaver Ass Juice and Human hair! I love this site, but I’m thinking that this list might just be a case of too much information.
Thanks Jamie
Ok, I’m off to breakfast (homemade 100% organic granola & fresh fruit).
March 11th, 2009 at 3:29 am
Straight to the point on #3 with the name. Scrolling down the list and seeing BEAVER ASS pop up was quite a sight. Must be fun to be the person to test things to see if they taste good. “Here, try this.” “That’s good! What was it?!” “Ass Juice”. Awesome indeed.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:32 am
Cool list, kinda grossed me out. Where exactly are you getting your skittles dude?
March 11th, 2009 at 3:40 am
I think I should point out that the ¨coke¨ referred to in this article is not Coca-Cola, the soft drink, but rather a coal product that is also named ¨coke¨.
You can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coke_(fuel)
March 11th, 2009 at 3:46 am
I like to squeeze my own beaver ass. You never know what they might add when I’m not looking.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:49 am
18. Mendacity : I would have thought that was obvious, but I suppose it needed to be said. Better safe than sorry…
March 11th, 2009 at 3:49 am
eating beaver is disgusting
March 11th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Oops – confused skittles with M&M’s! Corrected.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:16 am
Strawberry ice cream ……? Strawberry ass cream more like ha ha
March 11th, 2009 at 4:32 am
…you like pepper on your strawberry ice cream??
March 11th, 2009 at 4:34 am
good way 2 make me quit junk food.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:47 am
ooooohhh yum…
March 11th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Oh my my! I have an uncle who used to trapped beavers, among other animals. He would constantly hold up a trapped beaver, stick the ass to his nose, take a big wiff, and exclaim, “Berries!”.
I don’t know if he was thinking of rasberries, but damn this is close. I always wondered if he was the only one who thought that.
Then again, my uncle has a wooden leg, studders, and never wears underwear. He also says “Berries” a lot. But still, this is close.
March 11th, 2009 at 5:16 am
So what happens after the gold has “passe[d] through the body unaltered”? A flash in the pan?
March 11th, 2009 at 5:16 am
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like strawberry ice cream
March 11th, 2009 at 5:21 am
28. astraya : Rofl, pure gold, nice
March 11th, 2009 at 5:21 am
I wanna live in caves again eating raw food and stuff but only if I could get my porno collection there too…..
March 11th, 2009 at 5:24 am
31. Doperhoper : Lol, you sound like half of the people I live with. If you were living in a cave, you’d like have to light a fire if you wanted to do so “reading” after dark though
Not to mention that fire light isn’t very good to “read” by, trust me on that one
March 11th, 2009 at 5:39 am
Interesting list Jamie. Some things I don’t need to know.
Slight correction – as far as I know coal tar shampoo is useless for lice but is a very effective treatment for psoriasis/eczema of the scalp. Like dandruff only worse. The only thing that really works for head lice are preparations that contain insecticides. Pyrethrin compounds mostly, made from Chrysanthemum seeds.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:05 am
All this time, I thought I didn’t like strawberry icecream and raspberries because they simply didn’t appeal to me, but apparently I don’t like them because of the poo and beaver ass respectively! I learn something new everyday… haha, *beaver ass*
I recently heard a news clip about Japanese sewage plants finding an average 2kg of gold per ton of poo. They said it’s because things “get dropped in the toilet or items may have been dropped and eventually picked up by sewage water”…but thanks to Jfrats, we know “get dropped in the toilet” was probably the truer aspect of the story.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:18 am
T_T…I hope there’s no Borax in my noodles I’m asian particularly Pilpino…It will ruin my FUTURE!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Well, yum!!!
I just can’t get enough beaver ass!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:26 am
I am curious to know the source of beaver-ass juice. We have many dairy farms around here but I have yet to see a beaver farm. Maybe it’s harvested from the wild. Squeeze and release?
March 11th, 2009 at 6:29 am
very interesting jayfray.
for those announcing a change in habit, why does knowledge of something “gross” effect your eating habits of something you have enjoyed for, presumably, years? if it isn’t going to hurt you and you have no reason to avoid it other than a “yuk” factor why not just keep eating what you have already determined is delicious?
March 11th, 2009 at 6:36 am
Oh geez.. I was eating salad with raspberry vinaigrette while reading this list. Yech! Other than that, great list! I only knew 2 of these beforehand.
March 11th, 2009 at 6:55 am
Wow….so to add to the list of things that I should not put in my mouth is gum, raspberries, ready to eat meat, candy, soft drinks, tylenol, skittles and strawberry ice cream. I need to cry now.
“The question is – who the hell discovered that beaver poop juice tasted good with raspberries?”
Scientist: “Here, Bob. Lick this and tell me if it tastes ok?”
March 11th, 2009 at 7:01 am
did anyone ever hear the myth that they put gold flakes in Goldschlager so they would put tiny cuts in your throat on the way down and the alcohol would hit you faster? I sure hope so cause I believed that for a good year and a half…
March 11th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Don’t like raspberries or strawberries in any form. Now I have another reason not to like them.
Great List!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 7:10 am
I will never, NEVER, taste the soup at the Frater residence.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:24 am
mmm! I love a bit of tar
March 11th, 2009 at 7:36 am
I imagine a team of caveman scientists going around tasting everything to see what humans should eat. “How’s the beaver ass?” “Not that great, let’s try adding raspberries.” Humans eat some weird things I would never think of trying. Look at lobster, it’s just a giant bug living at the bottom of the ocean. What about that is appetizing? Or snails! Why would someone check to see if they like eating moving boogers that live in shells?
March 11th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Paraffin wax is regularly added to chocolate products, especially to molded chocolate coatings.
Also, phosphoric acid is often added to soft drinks for a tangy or “lemony” flavour. This acid is also used in many detergents and industrial cleaners, and has a corrosive effect on tooth enamel.
And I once in Africa I was offered home-made hooch to which battery acid had been added “for flavour”. I declined.
March 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am
cheese fulfills the moon. but moon is always faster
March 11th, 2009 at 7:58 am
What happened with yesterday´s list?
March 11th, 2009 at 8:10 am
I remeber going on a tour in tenerife and having a guy pull out a bag of white bugs then he squashed the bugs and they turned a bright red colour and then said it was as a colour used in food and make up. I still havnt stopped eaten skittles
March 11th, 2009 at 8:18 am
robneiderman:
“Here, Glonk. Try beaver ass.”
“Glonk no like.”
“But Glonk still alive! Beaver ass good! Add to brownies.”
“Now, Thak… Thak try poop with bugs on it.”
“NO! Thak not try that!”
“Thak try or…”
“Oh… okay, Thak try. GAAAACKK!!! Thak NO LIKE!!!”
“Thak feel sick?”
“No, Thak not feel sick.”
“Okay, poop with bugs good. Add to chowder.”
“Here Klag. Klag try dead possum.”
“Klag think possum smell funny. Sure Klag not try beaver ass instead?”
“NO Klag, Glonk already try beaver ass. Klag try dead possum!”
“Okay, Klag try.”
“So? Klag like? Is good? Klag? Klag? Mm. Make note. Dead possum not good.”
“Klag need lie down.”
“Good, Klag go lie down. Pansy ass Klag. Now, Bruk… you try skunk with weeping sore…”
March 11th, 2009 at 8:35 am
robneiderman:
Lobsters RULE!
March 11th, 2009 at 8:54 am
Sometimes I learn more here than I want too. Living in ignorant bliss does have it’s advantages. How about a list on what is left that we CAN eat.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:58 am
that would make the perfect non-smoking add, when the cigarette is replaced with a beaver’s ass and the guy smokes it. could you imaging the slogan. would you smoke a beaver’s ass, then why are you smoking cigarettes?
March 11th, 2009 at 9:05 am
wow, i am making all of my own food from now on.
no more Condom Menstrual Cookies for me.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Can’t understand why no one’s tried to market platypus ass juice. It tastes like delicious root beer barrels!
How about a Panda taint gellato malt? Next time you’re at Dairy Queen ask for a refreshing Squirrel Nut Buster Parfait. Chipmunk Weiner Whizzy Slush? Woodchuck Teabag Tea?
Can’t wait to get out there and taste the entire woodland buffet of furry rodentia ass fluids.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:32 am
bucslim:
Starbuck’s Wombat Pus and Dandruff Latte with a shot of rodent drool. YUMM YUMM!
Or try their new Spider Monkey Skid Mark Mocha!
March 11th, 2009 at 9:41 am
Randall – the barista can never get the rodent drool right in my latte, pisses me off.
I much prefer the double shot of Jack Rabbit Hot Squirt, the foam is just heavenly.
ps – the spider monkey skid mark mocha now comes in red-ass or blue ass varieties, depending on when the female is in season.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:49 am
bucslim:
“the barista can never get the rodent drool right in my latte, pisses me off.”
That’s cuz the rodent squirms when you squeeze him.
“the spider monkey skid mark mocha now comes in red-ass or blue ass varieties, depending on when the female is in season.”
Also depends on what fruit the monkey had for dinner.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:49 am
You are devoting an entire chapter in your book to jajdude’s comments right?
March 11th, 2009 at 9:57 am
I used to really love strawberry ice-cream but not now, I can’t believe I’ve been eating poo for years (maybe it was strawberry ice-cream in THAT video).
March 11th, 2009 at 10:30 am
#9, #3, #2 and #1 have me in awe. I knew there was a reason I like organic foods better. I just really cant believe #9 though, I worked in a meat packing plant for a summer job and the whole time I worked there I never heard of such a thing. I mean when you think about it if some one eats a product thats “ready to eat” then they are ingesting a virus that kills bacteria. But this is where it gets me, there are bacterias in the human body that work for the body. So, my question is, does this virus kill the good bacteria also? I mean, pretty much all viruses can withstand all kinds of enviroments except for extreme temperature incineration. So the body cant destroy it right? Also, when you think about it. Bacteria and viruses evolve, adapt and mutate all the time. All it would take is for some one to ingest this virus and subject it to the right enviroment/chemicals and the next thing you know the world as you know it is being over taken by a apocalyptic virus; And all because an average Joe, who works at the nuclear plant, wanted to eat a cold spam sandwich and not wear the proper gear after he came off his lunch break. God, I need to stop watchin so many damn zombie movies and go eat some Strawberry ass cream…… Damnit.
March 11th, 2009 at 10:30 am
“It makes the food taste better.” So does MSG, I find it to be an acceptable substitute for beaver ass, in a pinch ::::::Gag:::::::
March 11th, 2009 at 10:33 am
But anyways, I dont know which I like more, the list or the comments. This sort of sucks for me cause Raspberries and Strawberries are my two favorite flavors/berries. But I think I’ll continue to eat them, processed or fresh. I have yet to try the strawberry and black pepper thing from one of the previous list. Great list, THANKS JFRATER!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 10:37 am
I am so hungry now.. great list as usual.
March 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Buclism and Randall: STOP! Your ass jokes are making me feel ill! Plus, I´´m looking at my empty Starbucks cup from this morning… YUCK!
March 11th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Who discovered all ass related food products – Andrew Zimmern of course.
He also discovered lamb’s afterbirth hair conditioner.
JF – pepper?
March 11th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Randall’s comments were so funny I spit keyboard keys into my Coke.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:14 am
bucslim:
Sarcastic SOB.
Actually, Woodchuck Teabag Tea still makes me snort.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:28 am
“Klag, try now.”
“Unk. Klag already bite dead possum. What more chief want?”
“Klag MUST try!”
“Why chief dip woodchuck’s nutsack in brown water?”
“TRY Klag!”
“No look like woodchuck like it.”
“KLAG TRY!”
“Okay, Klag try.”
“No spit out.”
“Klag not spit out.”
“What Klag think?”
“Klag no like. Klag see funny things!”
“Bah! Klag no warrior! Klag like little girl! No can take taste of woodchuck ‘nad. Go away Klag. Bucsklunk come and try spider monkey!”
“Bucsklunk no like spider monkey!”
“Stupid Bucsklunk! No eat spider monkey! Rub spider monkey ass on leaf, eat that!”
“Oh. Okay, Bucsklunk try that.”
“What Bucsklunk think?”
“Mmm. Bucsklunk think bland. Think need more panda taint.”
“Goddamn picky Bucsklunk. Think he Anthony Bourdain.”
March 11th, 2009 at 11:29 am
how ’bout this white thing that fell out of a chicken’s butt? maybe, but only if we crack it, take out the inside, and fry it for a little while.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Hey, any chance I can get to type the word ‘teabag’ or ‘taint’ – gotta take advantage of that. And I enjoyed your caveman scenario.
But I figured it was more along the lines of some mountain men out camping and one of their friends has too much to drink. They find a befuddled beaver in his tent and berry scented juice on his beard. As they herd the beaver back out into the wild the dude whispers “I wish I knew how to quit you beaver.”
Fade. Credits.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Ok Randall- that was just unnecessary. I’m totally serious, the friggen office is now peaking in my door.
Jeez it’s taken me 5 minutes to type one line you bastard.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:41 am
bucslim:
“I wish I knew how to quit you beaver.”
Yeah, that’s more poignant.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:43 am
Cavemen are just funny, is all.
Tell your co-workers your medication wore off. That’ll get their lousy noses outta yer business.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:44 am
More like the Jack Rabbit Hot Squirt is wearing off.
March 11th, 2009 at 11:49 am
“More like the Jack Rabbit Hot Squirt is wearing off.”
Because the fever broke and you stopped screaming “I SEE JESUS!!!”, right?
March 11th, 2009 at 11:52 am
“Spider Monkey Skid Mark Mocha”
I’m trying to visualize this – so Starbucks has a spider monkey in a box behind the counter, its ass is sticking out of the box, you order the skid special and they take the paper cup, walk to the monkey’s butt, lift the tail, and coat the lip of the cup by rotating against the sphincter – right? No massaging or anything?
March 11th, 2009 at 11:59 am
The whole point of using specific bacteriophages is because they’re not virulent to humans. Fearmongering = uncool.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:02 pm
TEX:
Are you some kind of spy for Popular Mechanics? Starbuck’s doesn’t tell its secrets, pal!
I think, however, that some sort of stimulation of the monkey might be necessary. Clearly some process must exist for this…. but you can figure that one out, Mr. Engineer!
March 11th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
I just want to point out that many of these additives are “organic”. All natural no chemicals needed. How is that for a plug for organic food jfrat? Mmmmmm…. delicious.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
OMG randall and bucslim are killing me. I’m gonna get in trouble…
March 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
I found to my cost that eating (anything) while reading this list makes food taste funny. Avoid.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I never could have predicted that gold and beaver ass would appear on the same list.
March 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
71 Randall: That’ll get their lousy noses outta yer business.
Not so fast. There may be a valuable and useful ingredient awaiting discovery in bucslim’s business.
March 11th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I’ll have you know that beaver ass juice is a vital part of the Canadian economy, and our main export. In these hard economic times, I would urge all patriotic Canadians to eat as many raspberry products as possible.
Hey, even Obama ate a beaver tail when he came to visit!
March 11th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I am glad to have more reasons to stay away from soda and candy. Strawberry ice cream, though. I mean, did you HAVE to break my strawberry ice cream-loving heart!?
(Fantastic list, though.)
March 11th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
jfrater, thanks so much for this list-it’s so totally disgusting what we ingest..
bucslim/Randall-you’ve given me a great laugh today, loving you guys!
March 11th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
“Hey, nice beaver!” (Channelling my inner Lt. Frank Drebin)
Seriously, tho: eeeeewwww!
I mean, holy cow. That’s it. Going on a diet. No more poop, bugs, cigs, beaver butt or borax.
But I’m keeping my varnish, thank you very much!
March 11th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Mom424 (30): If you google “coal tar head lice” you will find a large number of sites that advocate or describe the use of coal tar shampoos for head lice
March 11th, 2009 at 2:12 pm
“Who wants some strawberry ice cream!!!?”
“I do!!!”
March 11th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
TEX (63) and the others asking about pepper and strawberries, they make an excellent combination (as do strawberries and balsamic vinegar). I wrote about it on this list.
March 11th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
It is a good thing I don’t work in an office – the comments here have kept me laughing out loud – thanks guys
I see another 10 funniest LV comments list coming one day soon
March 11th, 2009 at 2:27 pm
who came up with poop perfume? or poop and strawberries?
i wonder a lot bout why we eat some food. like milk. who worked out that the liquid coming out of a cow would work with civet coffee?
March 11th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
MMMMM Raspberry flavoured beaver ass.
March 11th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
This was quite the list; at least I wasn’t eating anything! All I know is, the next time a snobby member at the country club I waitress at asks for the raspberry Vinigrette, I’ll have a sick sense of satisfaction, knowing what she’s REALLY eating…muhahahahah
March 11th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
This is a great list. Jfrater your descriptions are hilarious. I almost choked on my water when you were talking about Beaver ass.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Jfrater, I love your frankness. You da man.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
So… This is what it’s like having Randall and Bucslim on speaking terms? Maybe we should go back to the good old days when they could barely stand the sound of each others’ names.
Just kidding, you guys never fail to crack me up, but today was la creme de la creme!
March 11th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Beaver ass is actually a well known thing. History confirms french Canadian trappers enjoyed high quality fresh beaver ass on a daily basis in the North Atlantic Wilderness.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
ah, the mystery of my daughter eating her poop as a baby is now solved. She was trying to enhance the flavor of her food! eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww……….the only ones on that list i knew about before were the gold and the bugs. But geez, why do we use so much poop in our food??
March 11th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
coz people who make food think we’re rabbits
March 11th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
Ew ew ew ew EEEWWWW!!! So gross!!
….. Yunno what’s even worse then reading this list? Knowing that *knowing* these things is not enough to put me off of eating my favorite foods.
March 11th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
This is why I am so glad I dont actually know what’s in what I eat
March 11th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I bet hotdogs have disgusting things in them
March 11th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Wow, I dont think I will ever eat again!!!
March 11th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
An Australian man was charged with eating a platypus. The man denied it and due to lack of evidence, the charge was dismissed. The magistrate later encountered the man in the foyer and said “Tell me, mate, what does platypus taste like?” The man said “Well, it’s sort of like a cross between wombat and koala”.
March 11th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Yes Jamie, but they don’t work. I had kids; I know.
http://www.caringforkids.cps.ca/whensick/HeadLice.htm
March 11th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
#85 STL Mo – the next line is even funnier – “Thanks, I just had it stuffed”
Anywhoo, wasn’t there a cheese made with maggots – and the better tasting version is where they leave the maggots in it?
March 11th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Mom424: okay – I will take your word for it
March 11th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Never use hotdog & disgusting in the same sentence. Hotdogs rule FTW.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
Whatever magic spices are in hotdogs to make the shitty meat taste so delicious should be put in all food
March 11th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
@105 BucSlim: This is what you’re thinking of
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_marzu
I’m pretty sure the only way I would eat that is with some of the African hooch with added battery acid that 43 Blitzen mentioned.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
and i thought i heard everything then i find out I ate poop
I guess one day manufacturers can put evil spirits in wine
March 11th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
zigra- that`s some wierd cheese. I`ll take some without maggots please.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I`ll bet that cheese would be good on a hotdog with a bit of beaver chili.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
Lists such as this one remind me why I have always, yes, always, made everything we eat from scratch. When my kids were small that included going so far as to grinding my own flour from organic grains, yogurt from starter that was good as gold, and no prepared foods ever, but never, entered our home.
Now that it’s just my husband and me we follow the same routine, barring making all of the bread from scratch, and buying our yogurt. Everything else is home grown or organically grown and prepared from scratch.
Lists like this scare me. I have no desire to eat “dung” or “gold” or “shellac” or, god forbid, “beaver butt”. I’m very picky about whose butt I eat, and will continue to be selective about this most intimate of acts.
March 11th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
So I guess I get no answers to my questions again huh?
March 11th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Here’s what I tell people.
You find something in your food. It’s something really disgusting. Don’t worry, you’ve already eaten plenty more things that are far far worse, and never even known. This list is a good example.
March 11th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I just don’t want to eat again. At all
March 11th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I like to mix all of the above in a big bowl and make cookies
March 11th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
i’m just adding a comment because i think its funny that davo in 117 is similar to my nickname
March 11th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Long before the Darwin awards there were the Bucsklunk awards.
March 12th, 2009 at 1:20 am
beaver’s ass for president
woo hoo
March 12th, 2009 at 2:27 am
All that gold down the … Maybe put a receptacle on the bowl so that we can dry the poop and pan out the gold nuggets!
March 12th, 2009 at 3:09 am
I will still eat strawberry ice cream and skittles. I already knew I was eating beetles in turkish delights.
March 12th, 2009 at 5:12 am
About the skatole thing… I just did a little looking up (because honestly, that one seemed a little incredible as written), and found this site (http://www.chm.bris.ac.uk/motm/skatole/skatolec.htm) which says a few things about it. Apparently skatole smells good in small doses, and is present in some flowers naturally. And the skatole used in ice cream is synthetic. (Some other sites also indicate it’s used in vanilla ice cream… and as vanilla is the base for all flavors of ice cream, anybody who is still bothered by this may as well swear off the whole lot.)
March 12th, 2009 at 5:37 am
Beaver anal juice? Just. . . Ick!
What more can I say.
March 12th, 2009 at 12:07 pm
105 bucslim: Anywhoo, wasn’t there a cheese made with maggots – and the better tasting version is where they leave the maggots in it?
Ahem. Uh, I’m right here dude. Geez, see if I attend another one of your parties ever again…
March 12th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
.02% of Chicken Mcnuggets is lighter fluid
March 12th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
105 bucslim: Anywhoo, wasn’t there a cheese made with maggots – and the better tasting version is where they leave the maggots in it?
Oh yeah. The infamous CASU MARZU, a nausea invoking, illegal delicacy of Sardinia. Appartently you have to eat it while the maggots are still alive because otherwise it is toxic. You wanna know the best part? The people who eat this crap actually have to hold a hand over it to keep the live maggots from leaping into their eyes!
I think I´ll go throw up now.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
live maggots? really? guess where i’m never eating
March 12th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
So much for eating “naturally.” Yuck. But it did surpress my appetite and for that I am thankful. (Most interesting, too.)
March 12th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
It’s amazing; all of the crap that we ingest without knowing or thinking about it. I love this list. I think more for the comments. Funny. Funny. Funny. My man (replumbimg the bathroom) kept asking me what I was laughing at.
March 12th, 2009 at 2:57 pm
TMI! TMI!! OMG!
Okay, time to go home now and have a nice big helping of beaver ass.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
what wasn’t included about the virus was, how does the virus affect humans? just because it is a virus doesn’t mean it is necessarily harmful.
March 12th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
My comment… it twas deleted. Why??
Society is trying to destroy me.
I feal so smart, i read a listverse list and i already knew everything on it!
How is that off-topic? Well. A little.
March 13th, 2009 at 12:37 am
hey didn’t coca cola had coke in it at one time
March 13th, 2009 at 2:40 am
okay. The last reason why I still like the color pink even though I really hate it (strawberry ice cream…) is gone. poop in strawberry ice cream!? bleah! (so much that strawberry used to be my favorite ice cream flavor!)
March 13th, 2009 at 8:34 am
What’s with the writing style of this list? When I got to the bottom I couldn’t believe it was submitted by you JFrater.
March 13th, 2009 at 8:43 am
GTT:
MY understanding is that there is a cheese in Switzerland, rather like cream cheese, and what they do is, they impregnate it with maggots… and the maggots eat the cheese.. and DEFECATE out a cheesy leaving IN the cheese… which the Swiss then eat, maggots, cheese, maggot dung and all. They claim the defecated cheesey maggot crap adds to the rich flavor. I see it as clear proof why the Swiss are held in contempt by all other Europeans.
Anyway, I saw this little horror on TV a few years ago. Never heard of the Sardinian practice.
March 13th, 2009 at 5:40 pm
Soooooo . . . What would varnished, hairy beaver ass taste like?
March 16th, 2009 at 1:55 am
how about MSG?isn’t is bizarre that something so deadly makes a food so delicous?
March 16th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
AnOtherS2: MSG is not deadly, just google it and do your research.
March 17th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Ok, Just plain eww..
March 29th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Well…with the soaring price of gold, ingesting it could cause the cost of poop to go up!
April 1st, 2009 at 8:59 am
if we spend to much time thinking about this stuff we would go barmy and live on veg! give me a bit of ass anyday
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:38 am
Eww, beaver ass juice? Gross.
April 11th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I hrerd once on the news that spearm was severed in some drinks like coke. Nice list!!! =)
May 30th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
How come you have a flu-like virus on #9 but mention bacteriophage? o.O
June 7th, 2009 at 3:50 am
109.zigra: Great link..think you’d need a stronger acid to kill those little buggers! As A Canadian I love eating beaver..
Stinky ass juice though..eewww
August 25th, 2009 at 2:11 am
god no I hope none of the above will be found in my food lol
November 17th, 2009 at 9:26 am
OK so….which brand of ice cream has poop?