Food! For most it is a delight, for some it is a curse, but for all it is necessary for life. For the most part we know what we are eating – especially when we home cook, but beneath the shiny packets of mass-produced foods, lie ingredients that don’t bear thinking about. This list explores ten of the most unusual ingredients used in cooking today – this is not a historic list – this is about food now. Enjoy!
Gold is one of the most popular metals used in jewelry. It is also very useful in electronics. In addition to its more common uses, gold is used as a food additive – usually for decorative purposes in the form of gold leaf (E number E175). It is quite popular as an additive to alcoholic drinks and there is a traditional Polish and German liqueur called Goldwasser (Goldwater) which contains thousands of tiny flakes. Gold is inert to body chemistry so it passes through the body unaltered and has no nutritional value.
In August, 2006, the United States Food and Drug Administration approved the use of bacteriophages in the preparation of food (specifically ready to eat meat products). A bacteriophage is a virus that infects bacteria; the point of applying these viruses to food is that they will kill any bacteria that might cause food poisoning. Every year, 2,500 Americans get sick from listeriosis – consequently, millions of Americans now regularly chow down on viruses added intentionally to stop those few thousand people getting sick. The FDA does not require that food treated with these viruses should carry a label. Frighteningly, they say: “As long as it [is] used in accordance with the regulations, we have concluded it’s safe.” Worthwhile? You be the judge.
Borax: fire retardant, insecticide, treatment for horse thrush, ingredient in glass and detergent, and… ingredient. Luckily for the Americans reading, borax is illegal as a food additive there (though it is permitted in imported caviar – the fat cats in government allow themselves a few luxuries), but not so in many other nations. It is often used as a preservative in caviar, and in some Asian countries it is found in noodles, meatballs, and steamed rice. It has an E number of E285. It can have serious toxic effects on humans (particularly effecting the testes).
Once upon a time, amaranth was used as a food coloring (red to be specific) but scientific testing found it to be extremely carcinogenic, so someone came up with a replacement: allura red AC (also know by the E number E129). Allura Red AC is made from coal tar (a liquid that is a by-product of turning coal into coal gas or coke). Coal tar is flammable and is frequently used in medicated shampoos designed to kill head lice. It is also used to make tylenol. While allura red AC is not carcinogenic, it can cause vomiting and other side-effects in some people. Despite this, it is FDA approved and very common in candy and soft drinks.
Okay – to be more exact we are talking about shellac which was very commonly used as a varnish back in the old days (from around 1880 – 1930) before it was replaced with lacquer. Shellac is used in baking and in mass produced candy to give the finished product a nice shine. The most likely source of shellac in most of our reader’s diets will be from Skittles – the colorful coated fruit-flavored candies. Now that we know how much we love to eat shellac, we should probably also point out that it is made from a secretion of the female lac beetle. She excretes the shellac onto branches in order to help her cocoon stick.
Cochineal and carmine are two red food colorings that are derived from bugs – the cochineal bug to be exact. Cochineal is produced by drying and pulverizing the whole body of the bug, while carmine is a derivative of cochineal powder. The bugs are usually killed by immersing them in boiling water – the amount of time they spent in the water determines the level of redness – whether it be a lighter orange color or a vivid red. 155,000 insects are needed to make two pounds of food dye. Cochineal has been used for hundreds of years and it is also a very popular cloth dye.
You read that right… Cigarette smoking has been banned from bars and pubs all around the world, so someone came up with a brilliant idea: if you can’t smoke it – eat it! The trick is to take a fine bottle of spirits (usually vodka but sometimes brandy, etc) and drop a smoke or two in it (or a cigar in the case of brandy). The nicotine – and other chemicals, seep out of the cigarette and infuse flavor and color into the drink. These concoctions are often called “nicotine tea”. I was fortunate (?) enough to try one at a bar recently and I can’t say I enjoyed the drink a great deal.
On a previous list we mentioned civet coffee, the very expensive coffee beans that are gathered from the poop of civets, and if it weren’t for the fact that civet anal juice is now replaced by a synthetic chemical (civetone), it would be on this list. However, beaver anal juice (castoreum) is not (yet) able to be synthesized and it is still used in foodstuffs. It is most commonly found as a flavor enhancer in raspberry products – apparently it adds a nice rounded flavor. It is also found in chewing gum and cigarettes. The question is – who the hell discovered that beaver poop juice tasted good with raspberries?
L-cysteine is an amino acid that is commonly used in baked goods because it adds elasticity and helps soften dough. It is also commonly used in hair perm solutions. You can find it in bagels, doughnuts, bread, cookies, and frankly, a hell of a lot of yummy things. The cheapest way to produce it (and therefore the most common source at present) is by a special chemical process using human hair – most of which is sourced (and prepared) in China. Because of this, it has led to some debate over whether eating products containing l-cysteine is a type of cannibalism. In China it was also used in the production of soy source: “When asking [the soy manufacturer] how the amino acid syrup (or powder) was generated, [he] replied that the powder was generated from human hair. Because the human hair was gathered from salon [sic], barbershop [sic] and hospitals around the country, it was unhygienic and mixed with condom [sic], used hospital cottons, used menstrual cycle pad [sic], used syringe [sic], etc.”
A common ingredient found in poop is called skatole. The word comes from the ancient Greek root “skat” which means “dung” – this is the same root from which we get “scatology” – the study of feces. It is derived from mammals (it is produced in their digestive tract) and it smells (not surprisingly) like poop. This delightful ingredient is used in cigarettes, many perfumes and – most importantly for the purposes of this list, strawberry ice cream. Like the beaver ass above, someone discovered that strawberry flavor is greatly enhanced with the addition of a little dung. Frankly, I will stick to pepper.
Contributor: JFrater






























so much for that ice cream flavor
A simple and inetilglent point, well made. Thanks!
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Wow….so to add to the list of things that I should not put in my mouth is gum, raspberries, ready to eat meat, candy, soft drinks, tylenol, skittles and strawberry ice cream. I need to cry now.
"The question is – who the hell discovered that beaver poop juice tasted good with raspberries?"
Scientist: "Here, Bob. Lick this and tell me if it tastes ok?"
Lol he probably got a beavers ass and told him here man smell this its amazing! “Oh wow, you are right! I’d be damned!”
“Everyone come and smell some good ass right here!”
Beaver ass? I’d never have guessed….nice list!
Remember this list next time you eat processed food
Man this list is foul good though
wow beaver ass seriously…
also this list killed strawberry ice cream for me thanks
ewwwww!!!! thats put me off processed foods and coke now!! dammit, i liked my diet till now!! sometimes ignorance is bliss hahahah
I want some skatole… =)
bucslim:
Starbuck's Wombat Pus and Dandruff Latte with a shot of rodent drool. YUMM YUMM!
Or try their new Spider Monkey Skid Mark Mocha!
It’s great to read something that’s both enjoyable and provides pragmatisdc slouionts.
What kind of crazy ass Skittles have you been eating?
They’re not chocolate
But anyway, this just kind of reinforces why people should eat food instead of products.
ewwwwww!!
wow, i could have gone MY WHOLE LIFE without knowing any of these things, and i could have probably been happier that way.
now, on to eat some STRAWBERRY ICE CREAM!!!!! :]
Intestinal guns on the list, g – personally prefer to flavor my food with dandruff and dried skin flakes, lest I do the bakes then it’s just coagulated blood cakes yo
Boiled bug (#5) is positively yummy compared with Beaver Ass Juice and Human hair! I love this site, but I’m thinking that this list might just be a case of too much information.
Thanks Jamie
Ok, I’m off to breakfast (homemade 100% organic granola & fresh fruit).
Straight to the point on #3 with the name. Scrolling down the list and seeing BEAVER ASS pop up was quite a sight. Must be fun to be the person to test things to see if they taste good. “Here, try this.” “That’s good! What was it?!” “Ass Juice”. Awesome indeed.
Cool list, kinda grossed me out. Where exactly are you getting your skittles dude?
I think I should point out that the ¨coke¨ referred to in this article is not Coca-Cola, the soft drink, but rather a coal product that is also named ¨coke¨.
You can read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coke_(fuel)
I like to squeeze my own beaver ass. You never know what they might add when I’m not looking.
18. Mendacity : I would have thought that was obvious, but I suppose it needed to be said. Better safe than sorry…
eating beaver is disgusting
Oops – confused skittles with M&M’s! Corrected.
Strawberry ice cream ……? Strawberry ass cream more like ha ha
…you like pepper on your strawberry ice cream??
good way 2 make me quit junk food.
ooooohhh yum…
Oh my my! I have an uncle who used to trapped beavers, among other animals. He would constantly hold up a trapped beaver, stick the ass to his nose, take a big wiff, and exclaim, “Berries!”.
I don’t know if he was thinking of rasberries, but damn this is close. I always wondered if he was the only one who thought that.
Then again, my uncle has a wooden leg, studders, and never wears underwear. He also says “Berries” a lot. But still, this is close.
So what happens after the gold has “passe[d] through the body unaltered”? A flash in the pan?
I knew there was a reason I didn’t like strawberry ice cream
28. astraya : Rofl, pure gold, nice
I wanna live in caves again eating raw food and stuff but only if I could get my *****o collection there too…..
31. Doperhoper : Lol, you sound like half of the people I live with. If you were living in a cave, you’d like have to light a fire if you wanted to do so “reading” after dark though
Not to mention that fire light isn’t very good to “read” by, trust me on that one
Interesting list Jamie. Some things I don’t need to know.
Slight correction – as far as I know coal tar shampoo is useless for lice but is a very effective treatment for psoriasis/eczema of the scalp. Like dandruff only worse. The only thing that really works for head lice are preparations that contain insecticides. Pyrethrin compounds mostly, made from Chrysanthemum seeds.
All this time, I thought I didn’t like strawberry icecream and raspberries because they simply didn’t appeal to me, but apparently I don’t like them because of the poo and beaver ass respectively! I learn something new everyday… haha, *beaver ass*
I recently heard a news clip about Japanese sewage plants finding an average 2kg of gold per ton of poo. They said it’s because things “get dropped in the toilet or items may have been dropped and eventually picked up by sewage water”…but thanks to Jfrats, we know “get dropped in the toilet” was probably the truer aspect of the story.
T_T…I hope there’s no Borax in my noodles I’m asian particularly Pilpino…It will ruin my FUTURE!!!
Well, yum!!!
I just can’t get enough beaver ass!
I am curious to know the source of beaver-ass juice. We have many dairy farms around here but I have yet to see a beaver farm. Maybe it’s harvested from the wild. Squeeze and release?
very interesting jayfray.
for those announcing a change in habit, why does knowledge of something “gross” effect your eating habits of something you have enjoyed for, presumably, years? if it isn’t going to hurt you and you have no reason to avoid it other than a “yuk” factor why not just keep eating what you have already determined is delicious?
Oh geez.. I was eating salad with raspberry vinaigrette while reading this list. Yech! Other than that, great list! I only knew 2 of these beforehand.
did anyone ever hear the myth that they put gold flakes in Goldschlager so they would put tiny cuts in your throat on the way down and the alcohol would hit you faster? I sure hope so cause I believed that for a good year and a half…
Don’t like raspberries or strawberries in any form. Now I have another reason not to like them.
Great List!!!
I will never, NEVER, taste the soup at the Frater residence.
mmm! I love a bit of tar
I imagine a team of caveman scientists going around tasting everything to see what humans should eat. “How’s the beaver ass?” “Not that great, let’s try adding raspberries.” Humans eat some weird things I would never think of trying. Look at lobster, it’s just a giant bug living at the bottom of the ocean. What about that is appetizing? Or snails! Why would someone check to see if they like eating moving boogers that live in shells?
Paraffin wax is regularly added to chocolate products, especially to molded chocolate coatings.
Also, phosphoric acid is often added to soft drinks for a tangy or “lemony” flavour. This acid is also used in many detergents and industrial cleaners, and has a corrosive effect on tooth enamel.
And I once in Africa I was offered home-made hooch to which battery acid had been added “for flavour”. I declined.
cheese fulfills the moon. but moon is always faster
What happened with yesterday´s list?
I remeber going on a tour in tenerife and having a guy pull out a bag of white bugs then he squashed the bugs and they turned a bright red colour and then said it was as a colour used in food and make up. I still havnt stopped eaten skittles
robneiderman:
“Here, Glonk. Try beaver ass.”
“Glonk no like.”
“But Glonk still alive! Beaver ass good! Add to brownies.”
“Now, Thak… Thak try poop with bugs on it.”
“NO! Thak not try that!”
“Thak try or…”
“Oh… okay, Thak try. GAAAACKK!!! Thak NO LIKE!!!”
“Thak feel sick?”
“No, Thak not feel sick.”
“Okay, poop with bugs good. Add to chowder.”
“Here Klag. Klag try dead possum.”
“Klag think possum smell funny. Sure Klag not try beaver ass instead?”
“NO Klag, Glonk already try beaver ass. Klag try dead possum!”
“Okay, Klag try.”
“So? Klag like? Is good? Klag? Klag? Mm. Make note. Dead possum not good.”
“Klag need lie down.”
“Good, Klag go lie down. Pansy ass Klag. Now, Bruk… you try skunk with weeping sore…”
robneiderman:
Lobsters RULE!
Sometimes I learn more here than I want too. Living in ignorant bliss does have it’s advantages. How about a list on what is left that we CAN eat.
that would make the perfect non-smoking add, when the cigarette is replaced with a beaver’s ass and the guy smokes it. could you imaging the slogan. would you smoke a beaver’s ass, then why are you smoking cigarettes?
wow, i am making all of my own food from now on.
no more Condom Menstrual Cookies for me.
Can’t understand why no one’s tried to market platypus ass juice. It tastes like delicious root beer barrels!
How about a Panda taint gellato malt? Next time you’re at Dairy Queen ask for a refreshing Squirrel Nut Buster Parfait. Chipmunk Weiner Whizzy Slush? Woodchuck Teabag Tea?
Can’t wait to get out there and taste the entire woodland buffet of furry rodentia ass fluids.
Randall – the barista can never get the rodent drool right in my latte, *****es me off.
I much prefer the double shot of Jack Rabbit Hot Squirt, the foam is just heavenly.
ps – the spider monkey skid mark mocha now comes in red-ass or blue ass varieties, depending on when the female is in season.
bucslim:
“the barista can never get the rodent drool right in my latte, *****es me off.”
That’s cuz the rodent squirms when you squeeze him.
“the spider monkey skid mark mocha now comes in red-ass or blue ass varieties, depending on when the female is in season.”
Also depends on what fruit the monkey had for dinner.
You are devoting an entire chapter in your book to jajdude’s comments right?
I used to really love strawberry ice-cream but not now, I can’t believe I’ve been eating poo for years (maybe it was strawberry ice-cream in THAT video).
#9, #3, #2 and #1 have me in awe. I knew there was a reason I like organic foods better. I just really cant believe #9 though, I worked in a meat packing plant for a summer job and the whole time I worked there I never heard of such a thing. I mean when you think about it if some one eats a product thats “ready to eat” then they are ingesting a virus that kills bacteria. But this is where it gets me, there are bacterias in the human body that work for the body. So, my question is, does this virus kill the good bacteria also? I mean, pretty much all viruses can withstand all kinds of enviroments except for extreme temperature incineration. So the body cant destroy it right? Also, when you think about it. Bacteria and viruses evolve, adapt and mutate all the time. All it would take is for some one to ingest this virus and subject it to the right enviroment/chemicals and the next thing you know the world as you know it is being over taken by a apocalyptic virus; And all because an average Joe, who works at the nuclear plant, wanted to eat a cold spam sandwich and not wear the proper gear after he came off his lunch break. God, I need to stop watchin so many damn zombie movies and go eat some Strawberry ass cream…… Damnit.
“It makes the food taste better.” So does MSG, I find it to be an acceptable substitute for beaver ass, in a pinch ::::::Gag:::::::
But anyways, I dont know which I like more, the list or the comments. This sort of sucks for me cause Raspberries and Strawberries are my two favorite flavors/berries. But I think I’ll continue to eat them, processed or fresh. I have yet to try the strawberry and black pepper thing from one of the previous list. Great list, THANKS JFRATER!!!