10 Fascinating Talking Points About Cockroaches
- Published March 30, 2009 by stevenh - 220 Comments
I’m probably in danger of being type-cast as the bug guy, but as I’ve done other topics as well, perhaps I’m safe. In any event, the “talking points about spiders” comments seemed to indicate an interest in these sorts of list.
First, let’s review some basic Cockroach facts: They are all members of the order Blattaria and consist of five families. Entomologists, those who study these things, report that there are about 4,000 species of cockroaches. According to the World Health Organization, ten are considered pest species. For insects, cockroaches can be rather large and hefty creatures. While most are small, the Australian Giant Burrowing Cockroach or Rhino Roach can exceed 80mm (3+ inches) and weigh 35 grams, and have been reported as large as 50 g. Like many other insects, the female needs to mate but once and will use the sperm for a lifetime of fertilized eggs. Here are a few more common facts: they can live for a month or more without food, yet only about 1 week without water. Though they are nocturnal, they are not afraid of the light – they run from light because they are afraid of us. Cockroaches can live just about everywhere, and in just about all conditions.
As before, I’m calling this list ‘talking points’, though it may not be a good idea to show off this knowledge at a dinner party. Chances are that you’ll be looked at rather strangely. Also, as these are in no particular order, I’m counting up.
Somehow, I suspect that the only thing worse than roaches on the floor (or bed) are roaches flying around the room! While not all Blattaria can fly, as evidenced in the above picture, the ‘Megaloblatta longipennis’ spreads her wings at an impressive 185 Millimeters. This cutie lives in Central and South America.
Studies have shown that cockroaches break wind on the average of every 15 minutes. Even after death they will continue to release methane for up to 18 hours. In a global scale, insect flatulence is estimated to account for 20% of all methane emissions. This puts the cockroach as one of the biggest contributors to Global Warming. My research indicates that the other major contributors due to gastronomical acoustics are termites and cows.
A wild cockroach dies, for the most part, in the stomach of the bird or other small animal that relies on it for food. In our homes, however, many may die from simply being unable to right itself after falling. In the wild, where there are leaves and wooded debris, the cockroach has something to grab on to, whereas in our homes, with our smooth floors, the poor creature may find itself stranded. In addition, some insecticides work by causing muscular spasms and a general lack of muscular coordination, which may result in the victim flipping on its back. Without the ability to control its muscles the cockroach dies upside down.
The name ‘cockroach’ is believed to come from the Spanish cucaracha, with a first noted use in English of cacarootch in 1624. As befitting an international insect, its name spans the continents. A sampling of translations:
A) Bulgarian: хлебарка f
B) Chinese: 蟑螂 (zhang1 lang2)
C) Dutch: kakkerlak m
D) Hebrew: צוק m (jook)
E) Japanese: ゴキブリ (gokiburi)
F) Mongolian: жоом (joom)
G) Russian: таракан m (tarakan)
H) Swedish: kackerlacka
I) Turkish: hamam böceği
J) Urdu: جهنگر
The famous Madagascar Hissing Cockroach is believed to be the only insect that uses its air passageways to make a sound. Most other insects produce their sound by rubbing various body parts together (note: some beetles force air though their protective plates, but this does not involve a breathing air passageway). Hissers make two distinct sounds, one when they are bothered and another when the males are facing off. Because they are large (approaching 5-8 CM) and wingless, they are often used in movies. These make popular pets and I can speak from experience (we had a tank in the office a few years ago) that that are interesting critters. Visit the live roach cam here.
It true, cockroaches do not need a head to survive. By comparison, and from a purely biological point of view, we humans use our heads for three functions: (a) we breathe through our nose and mouth, and that breathing is controlled by our brain (though we could use a respirator). (b) The loss of our head would cause extreme blood loss which, in turn, would cause insufficient blood pressure – required to transport oxygen and nutrients to our bodies. And (c) we eat with our mouths, and would starve rather quickly. Contrast this with the cockroach: (a) it breaths through spiracles all over its body. The brain does not control this function. (b) Insects do not have mammalian blood pressure, and would not ‘bleed out’. And (c) as a cold blooded animal a single meal can, if the temperature is cool enough, last a whole month. Other than the danger of infection, a headless cockroach can, in fact, survive for quite some time.
Cockroach allergy was first reported and confirmed about 50 years ago. It is real and can be very dangerous. Cockroach allergens are the excrement and debris from decomposing cockroach bodies that become airborne and breathed into the bronchial tubes. Sensitivity to this dust triggers the bronchial allergic reaction known as asthma. Scientists believe that recent increases in the number of cases are due to many urban children remaining indoors for play and thus being in constant contact with allergens. Some research has indicated that each urban home has as from 900 to 330,000 insects. Studies have also revealed that the prevalence of asthma in the African-American community has more to do with domicile and not genetics. Unlike seasonal allergies, Cockroach induced asthma persists throughout the year. It can only be diagnosed using skin or scratch testing.
The common German Cockroach (Blatella germanica) is a cousin of the large flyer in Item #1. It is probably the most abundant pest cockroach. The life cycle is about 100 days and they live about 6 months. In the picture above, you can see the ootheca (protruding egg case), which contains about 30-40 eggs. A female can produce 6 or 8 cases in her six months of life. That works out to 180 – 320 offspring. If only 10 of her children become breeding females (and that is a very low estimate – the number is more like 100) there can be thousands of crawly things in just a few months.
Research shows that the fastest recorded speed of an American Cockroach is approaching 2.0 miles per hour (75 Centimeters per second). Of course, it is not going to out race a large animal, but as a relation to its body size it’s rather fast. In size relative terms, a roach about the size of a cheetah would move at about 50 MPH – only slightly slower than that majestic hunter. A part of their speed is attributed to the excellent ‘communication’ from eyes and antennae to their legs.
There is persistent talk that the cockroach would be the only survivor of a nuclear bomb. While I have been unable to find any clear scientific evidence of this being studied, there is some logical evidence as to why this may be true, though not exclusively for cockroaches. Living cells are sensitive to killing radiation primarily while they are dividing (hence the effectiveness of radiation on cancer cells). A cockroach’s cells divide only during their molting cycle, about once per week. They are therefore ‘radiation sensitive’ for only about 48 hours, or about 1/4 of the week. Humans, among most other animals, have blood and immune stem-cell that are constantly dividing. Given the killing radiation of a nuclear bomb, all humans would die, but only 1/4 of the cockroaches, leaving quite a nice size population. Interestingly, Mythbusters did a test on this very concept and cockroaches can survive ten times the quantity of radiation required to kill humans – but the flour beetle beat us all by surviving 100 times the lethal human dose. No cockroaches survived at that level.
























March 31st, 2009 at 1:47 am
By far my most hated insect… Yet there are some fascinating points about them
March 31st, 2009 at 1:50 am
Coheed & Cambria.
Best band ever.
just dont be narrow minded
March 31st, 2009 at 1:50 am
I have to say – I am astonished every day by the speed with which some of you guys can post a first comment!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:51 am
Wow. cockroaches. Yuck! D=
Haha very informative list.
I remember learning about the flour beetle #1 on MythBusters.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:54 am
Gross little creatures… Interesting list!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:57 am
For number 4, it should be a “tz” sound instead of a “j” for the Hebrew word.
Also, cockroachs are hella nasty. This only solidified my thoughts on the matter.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:03 am
The German word for Cockroach is “Kakerlake”.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:05 am
Really cool list. I will go and agree with some of the other posters. GROSS little things, yuck, hella nasty.
I was living in this apartment building about fifteen or so years ago. Everything was fine until one day, this family moved in. Nice people, real quiet, kept to themselves. Turns out that they somehow brought an infestation with them. Within about two months of them living there, every other tenant complained about roaches taking over. Called, let the building maintenance know what was going on. Sprays, bombs, all random types of things, nothing worked. The building was doomed! We moved shortly after.
My brother, while we were still living there, used to pick ‘em up and put ‘em in the microwave, then watch as they’d ‘POP’. I always thought that was disgusting, but he found it hilarious. His way of getting back at them for taking over our place, I guess? No idea.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:06 am
stevenh: I’m very worried about you.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:18 am
Cockroaches fart on average every 15 minutes ! !
March 31st, 2009 at 2:33 am
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no quieres caminar,
Porque no tienes,
Porque le falta,
Marihuana que fumar.
(english version)
The cucaracha, the cucaracha,
Doesn’t want to travel on
Because she hasn’t,
Oh no, she hasn’t
Marihuana for to smoke.
Thank you… that is all!
March 31st, 2009 at 2:36 am
Nothing (8): when I started reading your comment I immediately thought of the film “pacific heights” – if you haven’t seen it you absolutely must
March 31st, 2009 at 2:49 am
jfrater (12) – I have never seen the movie you mentioned, though the name sounds familiar. I guess I will have to check it out. Tell me first though, what am I in for?
I still can’t get over the fact that my brother used to nuke these little things. This list has sparked some type of repressed memories and I love it!
March 31st, 2009 at 3:07 am
Nothing: I can’t comment on the microwave thing as I think they are an abomination – whether you are cooking roaches or food! You will know that if you have read some of my food lists
as for pacific heights – it is a great thriller – it is probably slightly dated now but it is great – it involves a difficult tenant who introduces roaches to the apartment – there is also a great scene involving a nail gun
March 31st, 2009 at 3:15 am
I hate roaches as much as spiders…and when I was young (about 4 or 5), I had this flying roach come after me. All I could do is run and scream. It was HUGE!!! I’m still terrified of them. If I see one in the street, I will avoide them by making a huge detour, or else make my bf carry me!!!
March 31st, 2009 at 3:16 am
*avoid
March 31st, 2009 at 3:28 am
jfrater – I’ve been coming here since the beginning (nearly, at least). I’ve read and in most cases, RE-read every list on this site. I’m also a big fan of food. Love the food lists. I agree that with cooking, a little time cut isn’t worth sacrificing the taste and integrity of the food. Not worth it. BUT – if you ever break down and wish to try a microwave, here is a delicious recipe.
[Ingredients:
cockroach - any amount, pref. fresh (alive)
Equipment:
microwave - any power setting (experimenting, time/trial might be fun with different power settings)
Instructions:
put cockroach in microwave
turn on microwave for desired time
* Best served immediately after coming from the microwave. Use your own discretion]
Anyways, I don’t really mind cockroaches as much as I thought I did. Disgusting as they are, I’m usually pretty open-minded when it comes to all types of creatures/critters/whatevers.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:29 am
roaches are quite fascinating… when outdoors. In my house, they are fair game…usually my cats get them. Or they just dismemeber then & chew em’ up a bit, ^& I have to flush the rest of the squirmy mess…look kinda like BrubdleFly in the end, you know.
I remember as a kid in Oklahoma seeing wild roachs & I loved the way their carapice would glisten inthe sunlight… back then I thought they where beetles & would try to catch them… them my mother tainted me and told me they where yucky and liked to crawl up dead animal’s butts and eat them from the inside out…
stupid story, but i believed it… i was only 7 and my mom was the ultimate resource of all knowledge back then…
not so much now…
rtr
March 31st, 2009 at 3:34 am
I hate Cockroaches!!! Gives me the willies every time I even see a picture of one. When I was little we moved into this little house just until we could get our land ready for our new house; And about 2 days after we moved all of our stuff in we started seeing those damn things pop up all over the place. Even after we moved away from that house it took us almost a year to get rid of those things. I remember one night I woke up and I felt something on my face and on my arm moving. I flipped out and then turned on the light to see 1 of them on my bed 2 on the floor and 1 on the wall… I never had a fear of bugs until that night and I still have the fear of bugs crawling on me. Thanks Jfrater, now my skin is gonna crawl until I get home and take a shower.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:39 am
oooh! i have a picture i took of a really big roach in peru, and i’d like to share it.
-WARNING, there are 2 big spider pics here too-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36895878@N05/
it’s some Blaberus species, and about 3.5″ (88mm) long (not including antennae).
i thought it was beautiful, if you click and go to “view all sizes, large” i got pretty good detail. i’ve been back in the states almost a year and these are the first amazon pics i’ve put online, i have tons. i hope y’all check her out
March 31st, 2009 at 3:41 am
Yuck! The list is very cool, but I hate roaches and critters of all kinds so much, that it was hard going through all the pictures. And that giant flying monster at no.1? No, thanks.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:46 am
well, i just measured my index finger, make it 3″ (76mm) long, still an impressive roach.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:11 am
Carlos: I know that feeling well. Roaches didn’t make a lasting impression until I was asleep and woke up to them (yes, plural) on my body. Things will never be the same after that!
Lo: Thanks for breaking out those pictures. I’m in So. California and have only seen German and American roaches. Nothing quite so….. big.
But another great list, I love this site!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:24 am
“longipennis” Completely read that wrong. Makes me want to kill myself. Too many peni on this site lately. Yes I said peni.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:32 am
Regarding #10, didn’t the Mythbusters do an experiment where they tested the survival rate of cockroaches under varying radiation? I do believe they confirmed it.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:36 am
Though I have neve seen that kind of insect, the italian name for roaches is “scarafaggi”
March 31st, 2009 at 4:43 am
ugh. the pictures did it for me. no way i can eat breakfast now.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:45 am
Did I read rite!!! Is tht scientific name in number ten “longpenis”!?!?
March 31st, 2009 at 4:54 am
Eurgh cockroaches are angin.
And they make a noise like a crisp packet when you stand on them.
Rochdale swimming baths is infested with them.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:56 am
I believe it was Mick Jagger who said:
“In the event of a nuclear war, two things will survive: cockroaches & Keith Richards.”
One of my favourite quotes
March 31st, 2009 at 4:57 am
Jamie: Thanks for the posting!
@6 downhighway61: True, I suppose. Transliteration can be tough.
@9 astraya: I’m worried about me as well
. My next one has no bugs. I promise.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:59 am
oh this was so grossss,,,,,,
I worked at a restaurant in HS that would often have a bug here and there. One day I was going to serve an already made antipasto salad when i saw that there was a few sad looking pieces of lettuce. So being a kind waitress, I flipped the plate over in the kitchen to replace the greens. Inside the bottom of the plate nestled up in the romaine was a cockroach! I freaked out and realized if I had just served the salad as it was the customers would probably own that place.
after that I began to notice more of them zipping around the kitchen, and eventually I left because it skeeved me out so much….
BTW, the manager didn’t even blink when I told him of my find. Apparently our produce was a nice home for the roaches and came in with the shipments…
the end
March 31st, 2009 at 5:02 am
flying mutant ninja cockroaches … gaaah!!
March 31st, 2009 at 5:03 am
Would one consider Cher… a cockroach too?
March 31st, 2009 at 5:33 am
I’ve hated cockroaches since the day I saw one.
Once, a dang cockroach we were chasing flew, landed, and crawled on my arm. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!
*SHUDDERS*
March 31st, 2009 at 5:53 am
oh thank you thank you thank you for not using gross pictures. I could actually stomach this! I used to teach dance at an art camp, and one of the artists, who was really just crazy, but had been there long enough to earn the title “eccentric” kept bugs as pets. Walking sticks, which were neat, these huge beetle things, which were not so neat, and hissing cockroaches. Guess which ones got loose all over my dance studio? Blehhhhhh. The noise they make is kinda cool though. For a bug.
March 31st, 2009 at 5:57 am
While roaches are very interesting from a pure science perspective, give me spiders any day of the week. I’ll even take a black widow or brown recluse in my home before I’d tolerate a roach.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:04 am
Nasty but interesting list! You know… I don’t recall when they grew wings! I hate them when they fly! I can handle snakes and spiders among other insects… but cockroaches I absolutely despise!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:06 am
# 20 – lo – What kind of spiders were those? And were they really hand sized?! You are way braver than me, one look and I’d have been screaming back to urban territory!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:18 am
Lol is it me or does the post above sound gruesomely poetic? Hmmm, roaches. Gotta love to hate those little critters!
March 31st, 2009 at 6:18 am
38. someone posted before i could haha
March 31st, 2009 at 6:56 am
Excellent list StevenH. Just gotta love onomatopoeia. I’m sure it’s not coincidence that their name sounds just like the disgusting noise of their tiny little feet on linoleum. In quite a few languages.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:57 am
30. Copaface – That was Robbin Williams on his HBO Special. It was followed by:
” And Keith will look at them and say “I smoked your granddad, did you know that?”
Great List.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:59 am
Great list! Since I could hardly make it through the spiders one you did last time, this one was cool!
At the Erie Zoo in PA, there is a bug room where you can get quite personal with some of the bugs. Holding them in your hand or petting them….
Anyway, one set up they had was for the large roaches. There was a large dome built into their exibit that was about 3 fee off the floor. You could stick your head through the bubble and in a sense, the roaches would be crawling on your head through the glass. It was creepy but very interesting. Only my daughter and I tried it. Everyone else was too scared. (but then again, they touched the spider and I left the room!)
30. Copaface: That was my favorite quote too!
March 31st, 2009 at 7:17 am
in the philippines, we call roaches, “IPIS”.
March 31st, 2009 at 7:29 am
Awesome list – I don’t really like cockroaches but it’s always fun to learn something new!
March 31st, 2009 at 7:34 am
“Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach.”
I
March 31st, 2009 at 7:38 am
I like cockroaches, well I like most bugs. I wish we had them in Ireland. Even though we don’t, we have a name for them in Irish – ciaróg dhubh. It means black beetle. Very inventive. The first time I saw one was when I was 14 in our holiday apartment in Lanzarote. My dad squished it with a shampoo bottle. It took a couple of whacks to kill it. Poor little guy.
March 31st, 2009 at 7:42 am
I’m just trying to imagine a cockroach the size of a cheetah, as you mentioned in #9. Saddle up!
March 31st, 2009 at 7:53 am
50 Mph as compared to 75 Mph is not slightly slower. It is in fact quite a bit slower. You stupid moron OP.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:00 am
I HATE ROACHES! As I posted on the spider list, they not only make my skin crawl, they make me slightly nauseaus just looking at them. I got through this list only by covering the pictures… And even then I had to do it with a piece of paper as I was too disgusted to let my hand get too close to the darn things! *shiver*
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nothing: I´m torn between being absolutely disgusted by your brother and giving him a couple hundred microwaves so he can zap all the infernal creatures he can!
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lo (20) : You sick bastard! How am I going to sleep knowing these things are within reach?!?
Well, I hope you liked Peru regardless!
March 31st, 2009 at 8:04 am
I hate spiders and roaches and yet become fascintated with reading these lists and looking at the pictures. Thank you for taking the time to educate.
lo: What is a selva? I so would have been out of there if I saw a hand size spider. The roach I can kind of deal with. I might be grossed out, but the spider terrifies me.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:04 am
btw…I heard a little known fact that you are no more than 6 feet away from a spider at any given time and it’s 9 feet for a roach. (that was for GTT) You don’t like roaches and I don’t like spiders.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:13 am
39. Sherri-
i don’t know what species of spiders. the one with the missing legs i’m thinking was a kind of huntsman -but for all i know it was dangerous and it lived with me for a month, in the city (iquitos, peru)! of course, the jungle is always trying to take back a city in the amazon.
the other spider i saw a day’s motor-boat ride outside of the city, really in the jungle. all i know is i was told in spanish it had very painful dangerous bite -my spanish is very poor. and my friends killed it. they’re all peruvian, 1 a biologist and 2 from the area, so i think it really was dangerous. most big spiders people just ignored.
yes, the size of your hand!
March 31st, 2009 at 8:13 am
The Estonian word for cockroach is prussakas.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:15 am
52. JwJwBean-
“la selva” is the term for the eastern peruvian amazon rainforest, for the jungle.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:19 am
Was in Florida helping a friend move. We were out in the back garage and I went STOMP. “What was that,” said my friend. “Cockroach,” I replied. “No,” he said, “It’s a PALMETTO BUG.” Seems as ifn Palmetto bug has a much nicer sound to the human ear than COCKROACH. It’s for the visitors that come to their fair state.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:24 am
@50 Renee Pussman:
75 mph is not a figure that is confirmed. I do not quote urban myth as fact. According to “Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animals” published by Grisewood and Dempsey (1992): “Someone reportedly timed a cheetah running at 70 mph (114 km/hr) over a distance of 700 yards (640 meters) But many people accept a likelier top speed of about 60 mph (97 km/hr).”
This works out to a standardized 31 m/s (claimed) and 27 m/s (likely).
Also keep in mind that its top speed is non-sustainable, and can run for only about 400-800 yards depending on terrain, altitude, and of course, the condition of the animal itself.
I was comparing 50 MPH (size relative) to a likely 60-65 MPH.
By comparison, Michael Johnson’s 200m run (July 21, 1996) was clocked at 10.35 m/s.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:27 am
JUNQUEMAN-
you’re so right, “palmetto bugs and waterbugs” are less disturbing. when i lived in FL we called them palmettos, but only the big flying kind you found mostly outside, other inside kinds were still roaches.
anyone wondering about my spider pics, my strong suspicion is the “dangerous” one was a brazilian wandering spider, considered possibly the most dangerous spider on earth. i was in it’s prime territory.
here’s one to compare:
http://tinyurl.com/dklvzn
March 31st, 2009 at 8:50 am
Great List!
I learned so much!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:15 am
oouchan (53):
Thanks, that´s exactly what I needed to hear after seeing lo´s pic of the gigantic Peruvian roach. From now on, I´m carrying a can of Raid in my purse.
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lo:
I´ve actually never been to Iquitos and would LOVE to go. They say the pink river dolphins are amazing… Did you see any?
March 31st, 2009 at 9:16 am
Roaches gross me out 2nd to maggots >_> although I still read this list for item 10.
It’ll take about an hour for my skin to stop crawling…
March 31st, 2009 at 9:24 am
Dr. Blumquist: “For example, a dope fiend refers to the reefer butt as a roach, because it resembles a cockroach.”
Dr. Gonzo: “What the fuck these people are talking about? You gotta be crazy on acid to think a doobie looks like a goddamn cockroach!”
Sorry I couldn’t resist, I love that movie and the line seemed appropriate for this list =)
March 31st, 2009 at 9:24 am
Nope…couldn’t get through the whole list.
I’m sure it was very informative though ^^.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:28 am
Mythbusters did perform tests on Cockroaches and radiation at Hanford (about 40 miles from here).
While the roaches could handle more radiation than humans due to the carapice, they did all die. I believe it was the fruit fly that outlasted them.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:39 am
Great, informative list stevenh. I had recently been to the San Francisco Museum of Science (my 2 yr. old grand-daughter’s favorite outing), and one of her favorite displays is the various types of coqroaches, so I saw a nummber of the ones on the list there.
Very cool!
Now for a story totally related to the subject at hand: My mum lived in the Great State of Denial. After my dad died she insisted that my children and I move into her home and live with her. It wasn’t a good idea, as the house was at least one (if not two) bedrooms short, but the sofa in the family room was a fold-out king sized bed, which she claimed for herself, so I gave in.
One night I was woken by the sound of a loud rustling and thumping coming from the family room. Afraid there was something wrong with mum, I rushed to the room, turning on the light before even turning the corner.
What greeted my eye was a waterfall of thousands of coqroaches coming out of a crack in the raised fireplace floor! They were then spreading all over. I woke mum and showed her.
Her reaction?
*My* house doesn’t have roaches, you must be dreaming.
It happened again the next night. I again woke her to watch the event. This time she said “You must have brought them with you.”
I offered to pay for an exterminator, but since she denied the existence of the problem, she said no.
I did have the house fully exterminated while she was in hospital. She never knew, but at last she was right, she had no roaches.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:09 am
Steveh: Fantastic! So glad you too us up on a list about those big, fat, ugly roaches!
Call me sadistic if you must, but I just LOVE the reaction. Eeeewww!
Oh, I just can’t stop laughing. Brilliant.
The stories, as usual, are so interesting. I totally agree with whoever said Lanzarote. I twice had a trip down to Tenerife, and my mum just hated it because of all the roaches. They would run at her feet – and I mean, she WAS wearing open-toed sandles! She’d jump up and down like a ball. How I laughed!; before bouncing her away to safety.
I once saw an army of ants take on a roach in Spain – Costa Del Sol region. They marched over, picked it up, and marched back with it like a trophy. So funny. And this was in the hotel!
Ahhh, hey Copaface! I come from Accrington, small world?
Steveh: You godda do Maggots – MAGGOTS!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:24 am
I don’t even have to bother to think about it – this is absolutely the first time in my life I have ever read anything about insect flatulence. Who knew?
March 31st, 2009 at 10:28 am
In my late teen years I owned a 125 cc Vespa scooter – and like all teenagers you let off a bit of steam on weekends.
This Friday night after a couple of bevvies ( and a drinking competition ) I headed home on my trusty Vespa,
It was early bells in the morning going home, I know I yawned a lot on my way – yes u guessed it – a roach flapping its wings or whatever you call it got stuck in my throat.
I thought I was going to die – with the wind entering my mouth
the f—-r tried to go further down my throat.
In these days their was no asb brakes – it took me a while to stop, not even scooters today that use brake fluid for pressure – stopped as quick as me,
Ja I dislodged it – those wee hooks on their legs hurt my throat for weeks.
Antibiotics later – all for one roach.
Thanks stevenh.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:30 am
Segue- that is disgusting. I don’t think I could have gone to bed after seeing that. Ewwwww.
Great list!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:31 am
69. smurff: I think that beats my story about the spider in my ear.
(note to self: do not ride scooter and yawn)
March 31st, 2009 at 10:35 am
Check it out; what can run as fast as a cheetah?, climb sheer vertical walls? Swim? Fly? Carry weights several times its own weight? Sustain incredible feats of endurance and indestructability (even against shampoo bottles), and even shrugs off themo-nuclear radiation??
Is it Atom Ant?
Is it the Love Bug?
NO!
It’s SUPER ROACH! Da-Dan-DAAA!
Pwaaagh!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:40 am
HAHA, The first one’s name is “Megaloblatta longipennis”
=P Great list keep them coming.
March 31st, 2009 at 10:46 am
@67 Lifeschool:
re maggots: I made a promise – no more bug lists … though I can quickly think of about 5 interesting maggot related items, now that you mention it
March 31st, 2009 at 10:52 am
Stevenh:
If you mean “My next one has no bugs. I promise.”; to astraya, then no problem – do another list, and then do maggots. Small, wiggley, squirmy little MAGGOTS.
(GOD! Save me from laughing!)
March 31st, 2009 at 11:36 am
74. stevenh: No more bug lists? When you have lovely little factoids like medical centers raising “clean” maggots for use on burn victims and gangrene victims?
C’mon, guy, we *need* you!
March 31st, 2009 at 11:38 am
Okay…future bug posts need to NOT have pictures of them while on people or in people’s hands…*shudder*
March 31st, 2009 at 11:42 am
i think i have been very lucky as (touch wood) i dont think i have seen a real cockroach! do we even get them in england?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:47 am
Yuck, reminds me of Creepshow.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:56 am
@76 segue:
@77 Idreno:
Yeah, clean maggots was but one of the items that I was thing of… Just think of the pictures
If I can make at least one reader skip breakfast (@27), I consider it a job well done
March 31st, 2009 at 11:59 am
All you bug lovers out there should check out insects of the carboniferous period (354 to 290 million years ago). The oxygen level is estimated to be much higher then.
There were dragonflies with 2-1/2 ft wing spans, 28 in. long scorpions, and millipedes that were 5 ft long! And yes, the granddaddy of cockroaches was there too, in abundance.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:17 pm
char – yeah we do. i used to live in a 20 storey block of flats, the entire building was infested. i put a complaint in to the council, who said “buy bug spray”. so i moved out. disgusting creatures.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:18 pm
FYI, Cockroach in Urdu is not called “jheengar”, its called “laal-baig” (or laal-bag)
“jheengar” is the name for that insect that makes the annoying high pitched sound. (sorry, the name slipped my mind)
March 31st, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Cockoroaches= global warming. Oh my god!
March 31st, 2009 at 12:28 pm
This list gave me the heebie-jeebies! Nice and creepy! Loved it!
Good job, stevenh!
March 31st, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Whilst reading this entire list I comforted myself with the delusion “at least we don’t get cockroaches in England!” Now I know that to be untrue I’m just going to pray I never come across one of the flying ones, urghh!
March 31st, 2009 at 12:44 pm
JK the fifth, (83),
““jheengar” is the name for that insect that makes the annoying high pitched sound. (sorry, the name slipped my mind)”
Cicada.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:49 pm
My working sojourns in Turkey enable me to translate its local name there as ‘bug of the Turksih bath’.
Yeeee heeee! Guess who remained part of the great unwashed during his stays in that country!
Actually, at least dead wasps and flies tended to be a more regular garnish of back country cusine there than roaches, I’m happy to report.
March 31st, 2009 at 12:51 pm
A casual inquiry (if not already made earlier, I shall read back up through the thread when I have time). Has moderation for the ‘coq word’, as in c o c k roach been suspended for this topic? If not, how many comments have ACTUALLY been posted?
March 31st, 2009 at 1:01 pm
TEX, (81),
“All you bug lovers out there should check out insects of the carboniferous period (354 to 290 million years ago). The oxygen level is estimated to be much higher then.
There were dragonflies with 2-1/2 ft wing spans, 28 in. long scorpions, and millipedes that were 5 ft long! And yes, the granddaddy of -roaches was there too, in abundance.”
Indeed, but no McDonald’s with their farting-cow burgers to bump up the methane content significantly in those days.
As I’ve just noted in another thread, the greatest epoch of bestial flatulence has been proposed as that of the mega-dinosaurs. Try to imagine constructing an equation of how many roach farts, even giant ones (farts or roaches) might equal one modest anal blast from a diplo or bronty!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:07 pm
In case anyone hasn’t already posted the following, I believe I may be right in citing the scorpion as one of the most radiation-resistant of evolution or God’s tiny creations. The moult factor was an interesting new piece of info.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Argh, I hate roaches!! They used to fly and skitter all around the outside of our place back on Guam and when I went to visit Hawaii, my sister’s place had an infestation of them for one night. We came home and they were swarming the outside of the house, 10s and 20s! It was creepy, yet even creepier, they were gone by the next day.
But still.. flying ones always seem to aim for me. I swore one smacked me in the eye as a kid and scratched it sore, so I’ve disliked them since. And again, they always seem to fly towards me. Down with them roachies!!
March 31st, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Carlos (19):
I feel your pain exactly. I too had a horrible experience with cockroaches crawling on me when I was younger. Now I cant even see one without my skin crawling.
I have no fears or phobias save one. You guessed it.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Grooooooooooss!!!
Good list, though. Bugs are interesting even if some of them are nasty.
I moved into an apartment when I first came to where I live now and the first night I was there, I was lying on the couch watching TV and I heard this scratching, rustling noise. I couldn’t imagine what it might be, and I got up and looked all around, but I didn’t see anything. So I sat back down on the couch.
The wall unit air conditioner was right near my head where I was sitting. I heard the noise again, turned my head and THERE WERE ROACHES DROPPING OUT OF THE AC!! I leaped up, crying out in disgust, and promptly burst into tears. I didn’t want to be there anyway, and the roach AC was the last straw!
The next day, I went to buy some bug spray. Someone (I don’t remember who) told me to try this stuff called Bengal. You used to get it at Walmart, but I don’t think they have it anymore. I tried it, and all the roaches were dead within a week, and they didn’t return for an entire year. I used it once a year while I was in that apartment and never saw another roach. I didn’t take them with me when I moved into my house, either, thank God.
http://www.bengal.com/roach.htm
It has a money back guarantee.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Greek: Katsaritha
March 31st, 2009 at 2:14 pm
I still remember those flying cockroaches when I lived in South America. You saw one of those, then when you attempted to kill them, they just flew right into your face! And then the scream “aggggghghghghghghgh, it flies!!!!”, it was horrible yet funny ^_^.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:19 pm
lo, (20),
Do you have some explanation for the fact that the ’sink’ spider in your illustration apparently only has three pairs of legs? I’ve heard of insects mimicking spiders, but not the reverse! The small forward structures definitely appear to be palps rather than residual or relict legs. Or was this an abnormal specimen?
March 31st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Mehitabel tells me Archy loves the topic and wonders whether there might be any other famous, named roaches than him.
March 31st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Interesting list on a very disgusting bug. I don’t like cockroaches at all, but i think putting them in the microwave is way cruel and sadistic.
It came to mind the movie Joe’s Apartment. The roaches were actually cool. (I think most of the people that already made their comments here, found it gross).
You should consider making a list about roches in Movies!! hahahahaha..
I repeat, I don’t … I DON’T like roaches!!
Greetings from Mexico!!
March 31st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Cockroaches in New Zealand are nothing like those big movie-type ones.. they’re small and almost cute. I had a free-range pet one that lived in my room once, he was called Alfred and I didn’t mind him at all
March 31st, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Anon (89): I have suspended ALL moderation words and phrases with the exception of two or more URLs in a comment. It is part of our recent big move to self-moderation
So the number of comments is accurate.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Bloody hate cockroaches, living in Thailand I get to see lots of the little b**t***s.
Although I have a pretty unique way of dealing with them. I have found through trial and error that Mr Muscle is the best cockroach killer, one spray and they die.
Tip of the day for you all
March 31st, 2009 at 3:20 pm
rocky real: while I have never seen one myself – friends of mine claim that we do have flying big roaches in NZ – one friend from Hawkes Bay said they saw them all the time as kids. The only thing resembling them that I have seen was a flying huhu beetle in Picton a number of years ago.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Blue: that is interesting – are you talking about Mr Muscle the glass and surface cleaner?
March 31st, 2009 at 3:27 pm
rocky real: I just looked it up – NZ has three main types of cockroach, oriental, German, and American. The American one is the big one mentioned here in the comments a lot.
March 31st, 2009 at 3:42 pm
The kitchen cleaner works best I find Jamie.
The glass cleaner just annoys them although the bathroom cleaner is pretty potent.
As I said trial and error, I am actually fixated with ways of killing cockroaches. They are everywhere and they really freak me out.
The way to look at it really is what Mr Muscle does to the rings on your cooker. Now imagine that on a roaches chitin.
Small price to pay for living here I suppose although I must be Mr Muscle’s best customer. Even on the big buggers 2 sprays seems to be enough and they dont suffer ………. much
March 31st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
GTT-
i love peru, i spent about 4.5 months in and around iquitos, and a month and a half in cusco first working on my spanish. i was only in lima in the airport. i really want to go back. where do you live? if you’re andes or coastal you have far fewer scary bugs to bother you
i saw river dolphins three time, but none of them looked very pink, so i think they were bufeo gris (Sotalia fluviatilis) i just saw them briefly, but i was really thrilled to see them. i also saw a fresh-water manatee which was involved in a bit of a political tangle over where it would live. it was in a lagoon on the property of a woman who researches butterflies and rehabs animals that tourists have bought and abandoned, etc, and she’d worked with a village she had friends in to release it where they lived, but a politician looking for “conservationist cred” felt he wasn’t getting enough credit for the release and last minute denied them a permit they needed to legally move it (it’s officially protected). and he did this very publicly and it left the animal in limbo, in the little lagoon. i watched for an hour for it to surface and was rewarded. the same woman has a jaguar there too, he was given to her after a guy in iquitos had spent four months trying to sell him (illegally to tourists) and couldn’t. the cat was slowly wasting away and the man just brought him to her.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:01 pm
anon-
it’s an abnormal specimen. i’m thinking it lost a pair (it looked like the back pair in person) in a difficult molt, or a fight with something.
and jfrater, i’ve been carefully typing “roach” instead of “cockroach” this whole thread! all for naught
March 31st, 2009 at 4:04 pm
p.s. anon-
there are a few species of small “ant-mimic” spiders that are very, very good at looking like ants.
March 31st, 2009 at 4:06 pm
104: jfrater: – hahahahaaaa!
aaahh; Mr Muscle – loves the jobs you hate!
Never stay at the roach motel
Remember the fight in Raider of the Lost Ark? The one under the wings of the aeroplane? The guy was called Pat Roach..
Ever heard of Roger R. Roach? No? Oh, you godda read it:
http://www.cockroachchronicals.com/
March 31st, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Roger R Roach – He a roach without an approach!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:22 pm
lo: hehe I should have mentioned it to everyone at the start
At least now you know you can be lewd from now on
March 31st, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Lifeschool: that looks extremely odd…
March 31st, 2009 at 4:27 pm
He’s a roach beyond reproach!
March 31st, 2009 at 4:36 pm
Lifeschool- i’m so bookmarking that “blog of an enlightened roach”
March 31st, 2009 at 4:45 pm
what a weird name for the first talking point! Well it’s their loss. Stupid cockroach…
March 31st, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Nice list, and a beautiful picture of the aptly Megaloblatta longipennis (“Long winged giant cockroach”).
I was going to say the cockroach is one of my favorite insects… but I can’t really think of anything else I like as much as them, except maybe the giant Carboniferous insects. Archimylacris is a giant cockroach ancestor (Blattopteran) from that time period, almost a foot (30 centimeters) long!
I actually already knew 1, 6, 9, 10. And yes I saw that episode of Mythbusters. (I’ve seen all of them!)
I love almost all insects. Beetles, however… *shudder*
March 31st, 2009 at 6:05 pm
90. Anon: Yes, I am very familiar with the insects of the carboniferous period. Stephen Jay Gould introduced me to them many, many years ago, and I have had a deep love for them ever after…but you know what my reading list is like, so I know this is no surprise to you.
Speaking of beautiful winged creatures; today was a good day for Monarch spotting. My work room is on the third (top) level of our house, in the back corner, so I have windows along two sides looking down into the gardens. There were Monarchs stopping by on the Echium candicans. They seem to love the beautiful purple/blue spears.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:36 pm
The picture of the giant roach just about made me barf. I had a terrible run-in with a flying variety while living in FL (they flew in my hair!) and I’ve never really been able to get over my fear of them. Spiders I love, and beetles are great, but roaches are disgusting.
March 31st, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Actually the amount of radiation necessary to kill a human will render a cochroach sterile. (There was a study done at the Quartermaster Research and Engineering Centre in Massachusetts.) So even if they dont all die, they wont be around for very long!
March 31st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
(a) wow, there seems to be “happy face overload” in the commentaries. I say we all use “happy faces” so as to offend with a smile, cause that always is like alka seltzer bubbling in a clear glass.
(b) anyway…a flea comes to mind as subject for a cool next list, yet to be written.
(c) Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches are also famous for being eaten by humans trying to when contests.
(d) I have many fascinating flying cockroach stories…and some “gave me the willies” experiences of box-fulls of breeding cockroaches, and blah blah blah who cares.
(e) I always thought we might be in the same boat as termites,cows and roaches–but I guess we got nothing on them… flatulence per capita. All those years in School! “I study flatulence”, has gotta be an ice breaker at any party.
(f) is for…New Zealand’s “Fart Tax”
(g) An exterminator years ago told me, when putting the paste down in the kitchen, that the cockroaches will eat it and die and the other cockroaches eat their dead, so the poison spreads thata way. Cockroach Cannibalism!. Maybe, the Grey Goo Theory wont win the top prize.. but inventing an insect all-devouring goo
(h) Octomom has nothing on the eggs produced by a regular german roach. Keep trying all other Octomoms out there Or that family that keeps plopping them out with smiles on Good Morning America TV.
(i) The headless cockroach makes me think of the legless Long Daddy Longlegs (is there a spider talk list?). Evil Childrens we was! Plucking them off at a time and watching them twitch, while the body made do. Pluck another and the leg flexing on its own. The body makes do. ect.
Evilness in the curiosity of the child is an underappreciated fact of youth.
(j) Cockroach induced asthma really saddens me..concerns me..and pisses me off.
(k) cockroaches in literature
(l) Betting on roach races-like old New York Rat fight betting.
(m) Atomic Super Roach has got me down. I cant rise from the ashes to praise the Roach God. damn all…too late?…then I shall praise Lord Radiation
(n) I have become Radiation in unified personification.
(o)(p)(q)
(r) is for roaches, tah dah!
March 31st, 2009 at 7:36 pm
There`s no such thing as being cruel to a cockroach. They are open game. Microwave killing is just creative.
March 31st, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Very interesting read….thank you!
Glad to say I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a cockroach, (apart from the politicians on TV) but then all beetle/bug things look alike to me.
March 31st, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Perhaps it is an artful endeavour.
scary.
March 31st, 2009 at 8:09 pm
anyone else read this and think of Kafka?
March 31st, 2009 at 8:23 pm
General Tits Von Chodehoffen…yup! I thought that and then shortly thereafter, thought of “Spaceballs” when Spaceball 1 turned into Megamaid!
March 31st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
tiny roaches are cute in their own right.
it’s the big juicy ones that gets into my nerves.
March 31st, 2009 at 9:36 pm
because juicy nerves is how the cockroach wants the body to be.
March 31st, 2009 at 11:25 pm
lo, (109),
“p.s. anon-
there are a few species of small “ant-mimic” spiders that are very, very good at looking like ants.”
Yup. That was pure, careless stupidity on my part. I got it the wrong way round. It was spiders mimicking insects, of course.
Re your one pair short of a set fella. I’ve been pretty familiar with a variety of leg-damaged arthropods of all kinds since childhood. (No, I myself only pulled bits experimentally off flies or horseflies (clegs), or fed them to ants, or set them to swim across a river full of fish, etc., which they thoroughly earned and deserved! All other creatures were left alone on principle.) I’ve never seen one that doesn’t obviously LOOK damaged, but your doesn’t in the least. Maybe it’s genetically minus a pair of legs?
March 31st, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Blue, (102),
Mr Musculo (presumably the counterpaqrt of Señor Muscle) is big in Chilean TV ad space these days. We live in a totally roach-free country environment, so won’t be needing to help that company through the present economic crisis.
However, we do encounter them in sleazy hotels (you think we can afford posh ones?) when working in steamy, febrile towns of NW Argentina such as Tucumán, so we’ll probably take the hint and pack Mr M. in the jeep next time. Thanks.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:20 am
Jamie, (103),
“The only thing resembling them that I have seen was a flying huhu beetle in Picton a number of years ago.”
What a wonderful, presumably Maori, name. Pray what is a huhu beetle? Anything special?
Pace AnonymousREX (117) and stevenh’s reluctance, I think we ought to feel a LV beetle list coming on. God is inordinately fond of beetles said J.B.S. Haldane, considering the 300,000 odd different species of them. Darkling beetles cool their arses off in the desert mists of Nabibia: scarab beetles roll balls of shite and were worshipped in ancient Egypt: beetles fight like stags or rhinoceri: bombadier beetles squirt hot chemicals (oh, sorry, done that): Jewel beetles are chained alive onto ladies dresses as … jewels: the hercules beetle is 18cm (7 inches) long: one small beetle can sit down so tight on a leaf, no predator can dislodge it: click beetles have an automatic trigger mechanism like fleas that enables them to flick instantly up in the air as an escape mechanism. Take it from there.
April 1st, 2009 at 12:55 am
Anon, (130)
I started this field of thought when a roach looked at me after i had sprayed it with Baygon and just laughed at me, so I thought right your little turd see if you can handle a kitchen descaler, happily my instincts were fuly satisfied when it just curled up and died, I wont say peacefully or in its sleep more on its own juices that were leaking out of its shell. I find it best if you turn the spray nozzle to full spray and stand at least 3 feet from the little sh*ts. That way if you are not exactly centred on the roach it still has to walk through the rest of the residue you put down.
I have many inventive ways of dealing with these little buggers. It seems to be a large portion of my day thinking of new and interesting ways of inflicting death on roaches. By the way Mr Muscle works just as effectively on mosquitoes, wasps and ants, if you get the spray just right with a mozzie it will barrel roll to the ground like an old biplane. Its very satisfying, even one small droplet of the chemical is enough to destroy a mozzie.
I have to go to Tubarao in the Amazon Rainforest a few times every year and I can tell you now the first stop I make is at the Supermarcadeo to get my stock of insect killing apparatus. I am like the great white hunter only my chosen specialist field of ammunition is chemical weapons of mass insect destruction.
I am sure this will upset the entymologists out there, but please you are all weird there is nothing cuddly or loveable about insects, especially roaches, ants and the like, there are just too damn many of them but I have fun finding chemical solutions that immediately disable them.
Someone said something about microwaves. I find a microwave works best on big Bluebottles. They get agitated, fly around a lot and then explode.
Happy hunting
April 1st, 2009 at 1:16 am
Interesting, but I did not make it through half the list. I’ve always been afraid of roaches, even though it’s just a pic.
Where can you find this info which I never registered into my puny mind… without the creepy pictures?
April 1st, 2009 at 4:36 am
oose85 (43) – Oh… I was so sure it was Mick Jagger… I shall have to reconsult my Keith Richards book on that one…
Lifeschool (67) – Hahah Accrington’s not far from my house xD
Small world indeed.
April 1st, 2009 at 5:38 am
@ 45. fatmoeh: That’s in Tagalog, other Philippine languages have different names… Like “ok-ok” in Cebuano…
April 1st, 2009 at 6:08 am
Oh,,.. I guessed right on dat one about “DEAD on its Back” stuff. Ive noticed it frequently. @bryan, r u noypi? Call roaches as “IPIS” in tagalog. And fyi..: the u.s. Stealth fIGHTER has an xtrnals made of cockroach wings.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:26 am
hey, jfrater or stevenh, you should watch the mavie ‘joes apartment’ it has cockroaches in it.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:27 am
movie
April 1st, 2009 at 1:51 pm
….No one realizes this is an april fools joke?
April 1st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Except it was released two days ago – which would make it a March fools joke?
April 1st, 2009 at 2:40 pm
another fascinating point about roaches is that they have actually come to evolve as one of the best boxing trainers in the world as evident by the current trainer of manny pacquiao- Freddie Roach
April 1st, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Anon -129- I used to burn up different annoying insects with a magnifing glass as a kid.(experimentally of course)
April 1st, 2009 at 3:21 pm
142. bigski: I used to burn up different annoying insects with a magnifing glass as a kid.
*****
I never got into fooling with cockroaches, but I did do some experimenting with ants. I guess I was about 7 or 8 and I’d get a candle going, one that would drip freely, and find a line of ants parading down the driveway or sidewalk. Then I’d drop a blob of wax on a few of the ants, let the wax harden (which didn’t take long, as this after dark), and then break the wax open. The ants were disoriented for a moment, but as long as their buddies were still marching by, they immediately got back in line.
I had a friend who would pour salt on slugs, which had to be the most awful thing I had ever seen.
April 1st, 2009 at 3:33 pm
segue- Torturing insects~Ah the good ole days.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:07 pm
before i can keep reading…
“. . .longipennis.”
heehee.
April 1st, 2009 at 4:14 pm
I just remembered this story….I hate spiders. They scare the crap out of me. Many of my co-workers know this so I sometimes find plastic ones on my desk or chair. I have repeatedly told them not to do this but one guy hasn’t taken the hint. He isn’t afraid of them so he loves to torture me. Now’s here’s the good part…
We were working one day when I heard some screams from down the hall. Some of the girls I work with come flying up the isle yelling about a big bug. I peek around the corner and running up the isle is a big sewer roach. The one in picture 5 above. I don’t mind them and was laughing at all the girls running around. I turned to my co-worker to share the joke and he is standing on his desk shaking like a leaf! That made my year! I tried to catch the roach so I could bring it a little closer to him, but before I could he jumped off the desk and ran for it. Maybe I shouldn’t have told him what I was about to do.
April 1st, 2009 at 6:11 pm
144. bigski: ah, childhood. So innocent, so kind and gentle…**right**lol!
But wasn’t it merry and didn’t we learn things we otherwise might not? I knew the entire storm drain system in my neighborhood, from underground! And how to catch lizards (to make their tails drop off so they’d grow a new one) and horned toads (we called them horny toads). I always wondered why a lizard, and a starfish, could regenerate a limb, but a person couldn’t. Until I found out that a baby, under the proper conditions, can regenerate a finger tip.
April 1st, 2009 at 6:26 pm
i hate you for posting so many pictures of them. i refused to look after number 2. i HATE cockroaches.
April 1st, 2009 at 7:27 pm
As Johnny Carson says. I did not know that.
April 1st, 2009 at 7:29 pm
146. oouchan
love your story! but the beastie in pic 5 is most definitely a madagascar hissing cockroach (to go with the caption), which means it’s very unlikely to be the “pest roach” in a building.
they’re popular pets and film/reality TV stars, but not commonly found elsewhere. but i guess that they could become naturalized in another tropical environment, descendants of escaped pets. where was your office/place of business?
http://www.ca.uky.edu/entomology/entfacts/ef014.asp
April 1st, 2009 at 7:39 pm
segue-
i “regenerated” a finger tip. only about 1/4 inch, down into the top of the nailbed. i sliced it off on a mandolin cutting celery when i was 22. i went to the hospital because i was so freaked out (and i’m not shy of hospitals, growing up with a doctor dad).
they took me into the pediatric ER (regular was full, and i admit they knew who i was because of my dad) cleaned it off, bandaged it and said i’d be fine. i screamed when they cleaned it, and my little sis (who drove me) said she almost puked from the volume of blood squirting during the cleaning phase. we both got lollypops (being in pedes) and i felt embarrassed for the fuss once the pain subsided. that part of my finger has no fingerprint, but a normal shape.
how much damage to the finger can a baby recover from? and at what age?
April 1st, 2009 at 7:50 pm
When I was little I was petting one of my grandfathers hogs and it bit a little bit of the tip of my pinkie finger and it grew back.
I just remembered that.
April 1st, 2009 at 7:56 pm
151. lo
That happened to me in my last job! I was cutting floor treading with a really really really sharp Xacto knife and sliced off a good chunk of my left pointer. So there I am, gushing blood and I’m calmly walking around asking “hmm…where are the bandaids?” It didn’t start hurting until my boss cleaned out the wound (at that point, I was screaming so loud the carpenters could hear over their machines and came over). However, it’s healed fine and it looks relatively normal except for the fact that it’s smooth now – the fingerprint ridges never grew back on that section for me either.
April 1st, 2009 at 8:02 pm
150. lo: I live in Arizona. They grow them very big out here. Especially ones in the sewers. They are effin huge! The joke around here is that you can saddle one up and ride it.
April 1st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
oouchan-
i wonder what species your “real big ‘uns” in the sewers are? when i decided to post my roach pic i went searching for the real species ID, and i found sites -with forums- of roach enthusiasts (being a turtle-raising enthusiast i shouldn’t have been surprised).
thanks to these roach lovers i found out that Blaberus can’t be definitively ID’ed without a knowledgeable survey of their genitals, so i ruled out a definitive ID of “mine” from pics alone. i guess that out of the tons (think 1000’s) of roach species only like 6 are documented pests anywhere in the world, the rest are more than happy to live outside of our dwellings. and a lot of these non-pest roaches are really, really cool looking -at least to someone who would see the one in my pic on their wall and think “beautiful!” (guilty, as charged).
pest roaches in buildings still do gross me out, i smooshed the one i saw in my kitchen and hoped it was a stray from outside.
did y’all know that if you want to see if your home has roaches (or know it does, but want to live trap them to feed reptiles, not use poison in the house, etc.) you should leave a deep, wide glass bowl in the middle of your kitchen (or basement, etc.) floor at night. bait the bowl with a piece of very ripe banana or the like, and smear vaseline (petroleum jelly) in a liberal band around the inside of the bowl about an inch below the lip. if you have roaches they should be in there in the morning. all the pest species can climb glass, but the vaseline will keep them from climbing back out of the bowl.
if anyone tries it please report back here
April 1st, 2009 at 9:19 pm
lo: I wonder, too afer reading this list. and as for the experiment with the bowl and vaseline….no thanks. That would scare the hell out of me if it happened. I wouldn’t be able to sleep again. I have my pest guy come out every 2 months just to take care of my cricket problem. (that’s a bug not the game
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April 1st, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Cockies might well be able to survive radiation, but I have yet to find one that is able to survive the size 9 jandal
And Huhu bugs are quite the Kiwi delicacy at the larval stage.
Cheers
Lee
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:04 am
157. k1w1taxi : JANDAL!!! ROFL!!! Nice…. It’s been a while since I heard anyone refer to the footwear in question in that way – I’m from AUS, you know, the West Island
April 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 am
bigski & gabi-
let’s now reach out in solidarity to all LVers who’ve had a fingertip nipped off somewhere along the ride of life.
any other “tip-regenerators” still reading this thread? of so please share the story
April 2nd, 2009 at 5:13 am
the word you wrote in hebrew for cockroach is not correct. you were right about the pronunciation (“jook”) but you wrote tsook- which actually means “cliff” in hebrew. “jook” is spelled: ג’וק
but it’s actually also more of a slang, the appropriate word is “makak”, מקק
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:18 am
Very interesting and disgusting list! While roaches gross me out, they’re not nearly as bad as spiders or the dreaded earwig *shudder*.
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:33 am
lo,
My dear old dad lost the top bit of his little leftie in a motorbike accident when he was 19 (someone crossed a red light and drove full into him sideways on, so I’m lucky to be here!). It didn’t regenerate, but didn’t impede him from playing tennis, golf or very, very rarely the cello, inter alia.
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:35 am
Icelandic: Kakkalakki
Funny word.
I’ve never actually seen one up close though… I don’t think they can survive the cold winters here (in Iclend).
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:35 am
159. lo, bigski, gabi, and Anon’s dad.
Add me to the fingertip nipped – left pointer. I use to fancy myself a snake charmer in my younger days, and I was messing with a cotton mouth water moccasin (venomous water snake if you’re not familiar) and I had him in my right hand, snake handler fashion – thumb and middle finger firm behind head with index pressing down on top. There were a couple of cute girls watching and wincing, so I say “here, look at the fangs”, taking my left index and prying down on lower jaw, mouth pops open, insert fang into finger tip. The venom dissolves about a third of outside of the tip, it did heal well, now just a shiny indented spot with no feeling. To quote myself from later that night, looking at black finger tip, “Stupid is as stupid does.” – amen.
By the way I have two associates that are missing joints from left index, one is missing the first joint, the other two joints. I have often wondered what it would be like to not have a finger tip at all. But, there is a perk; they both can do the most amusing nose picking illusion.
April 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 am
oouchan (146):
I was laughing at your story until I realized that you were actually trying to pick up what I can only guess was a HUGE roach. As in, trying to get CLOSER to the damn thing? Allowing it to TOUCH you?!?
You, my friend, are disturbed…..
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lo:
I actually live in Lima so I´m HOPING those big, mama roaches are nowhere near here. However, the pictures plus the comment stated above that roaches are always like 9 ft away from you at any time had me calling the exterminator until my husband looked at me funny and asked why I was freaking out considering we have never seen a roach in our apartment.
April 3rd, 2009 at 1:57 pm
After living in Boston for a year, my friend told me the ONLY way to get rid of cockroaches. Sure fire, he says.
You burn the building down and never build there again.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Living in a good sized city will help you get over the shock of roaches. Everyone has them. Everyone.
The local supermarket has sections dedicated to Roach Motels and spray. Big sections. Like Goya in a Spanish neighborhood. Big.
The BEST thing to do (aside from burning the building down) is put ALL your food in the fridge. All of it. They do not like the cold. Clean everything all the time. No food, no crumbs, no nothing. And before you bring a girl into your apartment, reach in and turn on the light and stomp your foot so they take off and the girl does not see them. Always do this unless you do not like the girl or you want to break up.
Before I made breakfast in the morning, I would place my toaster in the middle of the floor (plugged in) and push it on and wait. The roaches would run out and I stomped them all and then made breakfast (the toaster would not fit in the fridge). I did this once with a new girlfriend and she broke up with me…I wonder why to this day…
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
165. GTT: You see, I am not afraid of them. Spiders on the other hand…see ya!
You should read the several stories I have of those on the talking points about spiders. Hate those evil suckers.
April 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 pm
164 TEX- A cottonmouth snake charmer from Texas how cool is that.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Try this. It will help get you over that spider thing…or not.
http://www.onemotion.com/flash/spider/
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:34 pm
bigski, (169),
“164 TEX- A cottonmouth snake charmer from Texas how cool is that.”
Perhaps we could begin to build up a LV fingertip-damaged urban legend by combination and addition. My augmented version would be:
A stunt motorcycling, trick nose-picking cottonmouth snake charmer from Texas.
Errrr. How did we get here from our friendly neighbourhood cockroaches? I’ve forgotten.
April 3rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
I think your on to something there big man. Can you fit hog biting in there somewhere.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I can’t add to the “missing finger tip” legends, but I do have a hand/finger related accident to offer.
I was about to open a can of cat food to feed my daughter’s cat, and as soon as I released the pressure lock with ring on the lid, the lid blew off and into my hand.
I was suddenly looking at my hand, with a large, shinny silver thing sticking out of it and blood everywhere. As soon as I recovered my wits and realized what had happened, the pain came.
I was home alone, so there was no one to help me (the neighbors all at work). So I got into my car, a stick shift, a 5.0 Mustang ragtop, and proceeded to drive with one hand, in LA traffic, to the ER. While driving, I held my hand out of the window, so the blood wouldn’t get on the upholstery.
I had severed a tendon, the one that allows the pointer finger to work…it was just flopping around…and the hand surgeon was not available until the next day. So the ER crew just poured anti-bacterial into the wound, jammed dressing into it, and taped me up, sent me home with an appointment for surgery the next day.
I insisted the surgeon position the hand so that I could observe the procedure. He was doubtful, but gave in.
It was incredibly interesting.I got to see him reattach the tendon, the nerve, the muscles. It was just fabulous!
Until PT. PT was the opposite of fabulous.
Still, getting to see the surgery was wonderful.
April 3rd, 2009 at 4:18 pm
173. segue: When I saw this, I had to post a story about my sisters incident with her hand. She was in science class and was using a stopper with a glass tube that is used with a large beaker. As she was putting the stopper on, the glass tube broke and it went clean through her hand. It severed the same tendons you described above. However, due to the damage done and the chemicals that were found in the tube, she cannot extend her pointer finger anymore. It’s in a permanent crook.
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
174. oouchan: That’s too bad, my finger got the right treatment at the right time and it’s working perfectly now…but the scar is something!
April 3rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Roaches don’t bother me that much. I don’t want one clawling on me, but they are better then spiders.
I know there was this one movie, I think Stephen King did it, about this guy with roaches…
nevermind. I have never seen it, just this one scene I saw on halloween on the top 100 scariest movies or something.
It was one of the lot of them that freaked me out.
April 3rd, 2009 at 8:07 pm
kay, I think I know the one you mean, he’s eaten alive by the roaches.
April 4th, 2009 at 8:22 am
That is from the movie Creepshow.
April 4th, 2009 at 9:01 am
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 4th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
When I saw that part, I thought I was gonna puke. It dident look that real, but still…
Do cockroaches eat people?
April 4th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
180. kay:…Do cockroaches eat people?
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Oh! I hope not!
April 5th, 2009 at 7:53 am
haha *longipennis* haha
April 5th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
kay, (180),
“Do cockroaches eat people?”
Just to put your mind at rest, Kay. Only ear wax and the quicks of fingers … Oh, and dead people, sure. Hahaha.
April 5th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
O.K., folks,
Following segue, I’m going to spare you all the fascinating and lurid details of me watching my vasectomy being performed.
Question: Where can this thread go next? Fascinating. LV knows no bounds.
April 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Very interest list.
April 6th, 2009 at 5:27 am
tests by mythbusters (the discovery channel programe)show that cockroaches would die from radiation
April 6th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
173: Segue – “..PT was the opposite of fabulous.” – this thread just keeps on giving; you have a fertile comical mind segue
April 6th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Thanks, Lifeschool! Sometimes life hands you a situation which requires you to keep your sense of humor or sense of morbidity…humor works better.
April 6th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
184. Anon: I’d love to know how you could observe your own vasectomy? You aren’t a dog, by any chance, are you? ;-D
April 6th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
188. segue…I prefer a morbid sense of humor. Case in point….my mother wants to be cremated when she passes on. Can’t agree more…ha! Anyway, I told her it would be better if we had a Viking Funeral. I mean, when else can you get away with shooting flaming arrows at your mother?
(badum tsh!)
April 6th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
190. oouchan: A Viking Funeral? That’s a bit over the top for me. I honestly have no idea what I want. At one point I wanted to be an organ donor, but with my genetic illness, plus all of the heavy medications I take, I doubt any of my organs would be usable.
My illness is incredibly rare, the incidence is no more than 1 in 1,700,000 so donating my body to science might be something good to do.
I just don’t know, and in the long run, I really don’t care. I’ll be finished with it, after all.
April 6th, 2009 at 8:54 pm
191. segue: I want to donate mine to the body farm in Virgina. It’s for science as well, but the FBI and other crime labs use it. Kinda neat. If not, then pop me into a toaster…I don’t care either way.
April 6th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
There`s a body farm in Knoxville , TN at the college.
If thats closer.
just joking.
April 6th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
192. oouchan
I know that place!…I think I do?? I’ve heard of one in Tennessee but I suppose with Quantico having the nation’s largest forensics lab, it’s likely there’s one in Virginia as well. I’ve never been but my high school bio teacher waxes poetic about the TN Body Farm (having visited a few times). For a while I considered combining my love of art with my interest in biology by going into forensic anthropology (forensic art falls in there, you see) and Teacher kept going on and on about body farm this and body farm that! Who knew decomp research could incite that much enthusiasm?! haha… It may sound gross to some but to me, it’s no more gross than slicing off part of my finger and fingernail with an Xacto knife.
…or discussing cockroaches…
That was my feeble attempt to keep to list topic.
April 6th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
193. bigski….weird. I never heard there was another one. Cool. I will have to look that one up.
194. gabi319…one of my professors in college told me about that place. He has been a professor, deputy sheriff, judge and FBI agent. He was the coolest guy! Last name of Fischer and teaches criminal justice at the Edinboro University in Edinboro, PA.
Because of the many jobs that he has had, he shares with us some of the stories from the work he has done. Like when you find a body in the water, do not attempt to take it out as the skin slides off….gross! He also told us that due to the many bodies he has seen he cannot eat or drink anything red, eat meat, rice, jello and nothing crunchy as it reminds him of roaches. (see, I tried to get back on topic, too!)
April 6th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
oooooh, i think i’d like an “eco burial!” just the (very) old fashioned “wrap you in a shroud and stick you in the ground”, maybe plant a memorial tree in lieu of a headstone. yes. that’s what i’d like most, no worries about embalming leachate entering the ground water or cremation carbon hitting the planet. and the roaches and worms would dig it!
but i also feel that rituals of the dead are 100% for the living. and “eco burial” requires speed and rules out open-casket ceremonies, i don’t know if that would fit with my family’s emotional needs/traditions. hard call, that. my mom has started talking about her wishes, even though she’s in her mid 50’s -having parkinson’s it’s something to think about. i think she’s leaning toward cremation -honestly, thinking about that disturbs me. i like the idea of “we all go back to the earth (which doesn’t count if you’re chock full ‘o chemicals and encased in impermeable stuff…)
donating to science is awesome, as is being an organ donor -regardless of what happens after that.
have we had a list about variable burial (non-burial)l traditions? i seem to recall one…
April 6th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
I have a book about the body farm.
Oh, heck, I have a book about darn near everything!
Anyway, it’s a very interesting book, with lots of photos (thankfully, none are scratch and sniff).
April 6th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
does it go into how they look at insects at various growth stages to determine time of death and such? so interesting (but a little creepy)! i miss my books, thankfully the internet lets me look up most things, generally anyway.
about that scratch-n-sniff, i’ve heard that the smell of “death” (human decomp) is notably different than other “dead smells” -i hope i never have occasion to find out, but wonder if it’s true.
April 7th, 2009 at 7:34 am
198. lo – “i’ve heard that the smell of “death” (human decomp)” is notably different
The scientifically prepared cadavers have a slightly sweet smell similar to almond extract. It’s curious because I’d never expected a sweet smell. I think that may be due to the mix of chemicals to slow decay enough to study them but not fully embalm them. It doesn’t last very long which is why they recommend vasoline on your upperlip as a way to filter the odors. I’d imagine with the excess fat humans carry, we’d normally smell worse than others! I should ask Teacher about the smell because I doubt I’d ever visit the place. Give me anything on a dissection table in a sterile lab and I’m fine but give me the same thing in a different setting and it creeps me out!
195. oouchan re: prof with food preferences
Same bio teacher (yeah, still close, still friends! Simply one of those remarkable teachers that inspires learning.) refuses to eat any of those hostess cake things anymore. She ate a Twinkie while working in lab during her grad school days. She became violently sick because the Twinkie had soaked up vapors in the air and she ingested the chemicals. It took a couple years for her to work up the courage to eat any kind of cake after that incident!
April 7th, 2009 at 10:01 am
198, lo: I have to with gabi on this one, but not with “scientifically prepared” bodies, just ones naturally decomposing.
There is a somewhat sweet smell underneath the gaggingly noxious smell (like raw meat left out in the sun for two weeks – only worse).
Then, of course, there are the blow flies and maggots, which add to the horror, if not the smell.
Lets just say the smell of human decomposition is nasty.
April 7th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I actually wanted to go into forensic psychology for a while when I was younger. I thought it would be fascinating. Many, many life events later and I am currently working in fashion… Life is weird!
April 7th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
GTT: I have read many books on forensic psychology, and I know a number of rather famous forensic psychologists. I have to say, I would have gone the forensic route, rather than the fashion route, but, as you say, life is weird.
I wanted to be a surgeon, I ended up in Hollywood.
Go figure.
April 9th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
No one has mentioned the topic cockroaches as food. In Asia a friend said he went to the movies and the little girl in front of him had a bag of cockroaches. He said she ate them as we would popcorn. Our family calls Red Lobster “Red Cockroach” because they are the same animal.
April 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Cockroaches??? yucky! Even if they said its an exotic food, still cockroaches are the one that are very dirtiest insects in the whole universe. I can compare them with rats.
April 12th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
204. 3litE – April 9th, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Cockroaches??? yucky! Even if they said its an exotic food, still cockroaches are the one that are very dirtiest insects in the whole universe. I can compare them with rats.
A fallacy. Rats are actually rather cleanly and can be seen grooming themselves many times throughout the day. Yes, there are dirty wild rats but what wild animal is completely hygienic?
April 12th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
gabi, I have one absolutely unbreakable rule when it comes to what I will eat; If it’s something I would put out poison to kill, or put out traps to kill or capture and re-locate, I will not eat it.
Aside from that, I’ll make decisions on a situational basis.
April 13th, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I used to have cockroach asthma! I had severe asthma growing up in NY. Just the small city type. Now I live down South with the big ass water bug types, thank Jesus they don’t give me asthma, bad enough they are the size of my foot. I think I am lucky to have found and outgrown my asthma; that is very rare, especially since the last attack I had I thought I would die. (some chemicals set me off, but very few)
PS there is a flying cockroach in Florida too.
April 13th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
That’s really disgusting about the cockroach in a microwave…didn’t you ever think about old blown up roach parts getting in your food? Disgusting.
April 15th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I started out with 1 species of roaches and now i noticed a whole nother species of roaches. I am about to kill them all after reading all about roaches taught me how to find the eggs and destroy them all.
April 22nd, 2009 at 6:46 am
Cockroaches are called “baratas” in Portuguese which is interestingly similar to their Latin name. Also, “barato” (masculine adjective) means cheap. And the cockroaches I saw in Australia seemed a whole lot bigger than you say here!
April 23rd, 2009 at 8:01 am
TOTALLY WRONG!
Humans can withstand 10.000 rads. Cockroaches can withstand 20.000 rads. But there are other creatures that can withstand even 1.000.000 rads!
April 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I absolutely love creepy crawlies and cockroaches are no exception. Great list!
June 28th, 2009 at 9:36 pm
When I was trying to read your lists .. i was like cringing because of the picture of the roaches . I cant even look at a dead one .. much less one on my screen . I felt like it was gonna jump out on me . lol
Im sure it was a good list tho . Idk how anyone can read it with them pictures up tho . ew
July 12th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Could humans survive on a cockoroach diet. with overpopulation that could be the answer,
July 17th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
MAN not all coackroaches die on their backs chow man
July 25th, 2009 at 10:21 am
First time i saw a cockroach was when i was in America. They are so scary
July 29th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
we know a Blackjack (I don`t call them Cockroaches I call them Blackjacks), can survive without his head, but they can also survive being chopped in half. And they run in different directions. I did it when I was a kid, and it was a bizzare sight.
August 7th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
@saber25 (215):
What if you used your slipper or something and killed a cockroach right on top of it then it died with its leg and not on his back. just making my comment make sense if you don’t understand