I’m probably in danger of being type-cast as the bug guy, but as I’ve done other topics as well, perhaps I’m safe. In any event, the “talking points about spiders” comments seemed to indicate an interest in these sorts of list.
First, let’s review some basic Cockroach facts: They are all members of the order Blattaria and consist of five families. Entomologists, those who study these things, report that there are about 4,000 species of cockroaches. According to the World Health Organization, ten are considered pest species. For insects, cockroaches can be rather large and hefty creatures. While most are small, the Australian Giant Burrowing Cockroach or Rhino Roach can exceed 80mm (3+ inches) and weigh 35 grams, and have been reported as large as 50 g. Like many other insects, the female needs to mate but once and will use the sperm for a lifetime of fertilized eggs. Here are a few more common facts: they can live for a month or more without food, yet only about 1 week without water. Though they are nocturnal, they are not afraid of the light – they run from light because they are afraid of us. Cockroaches can live just about everywhere, and in just about all conditions.
As before, I’m calling this list ‘talking points’, though it may not be a good idea to show off this knowledge at a dinner party. Chances are that you’ll be looked at rather strangely. Also, as these are in no particular order, I’m counting up.
Somehow, I suspect that the only thing worse than roaches on the floor (or bed) are roaches flying around the room! While not all Blattaria can fly, as evidenced in the above picture, the ‘Megaloblatta longipennis’ spreads her wings at an impressive 185 Millimeters. This cutie lives in Central and South America.
Studies have shown that cockroaches break wind on the average of every 15 minutes. Even after death they will continue to release methane for up to 18 hours. In a global scale, insect flatulence is estimated to account for 20% of all methane emissions. This puts the cockroach as one of the biggest contributors to Global Warming. My research indicates that the other major contributors due to gastronomical acoustics are termites and cows.
A wild cockroach dies, for the most part, in the stomach of the bird or other small animal that relies on it for food. In our homes, however, many may die from simply being unable to right itself after falling. In the wild, where there are leaves and wooded debris, the cockroach has something to grab on to, whereas in our homes, with our smooth floors, the poor creature may find itself stranded. In addition, some insecticides work by causing muscular spasms and a general lack of muscular coordination, which may result in the victim flipping on its back. Without the ability to control its muscles the cockroach dies upside down.
The name ‘cockroach’ is believed to come from the Spanish cucaracha, with a first noted use in English of cacarootch in 1624. As befitting an international insect, its name spans the continents. A sampling of translations:
A) Bulgarian: хлебарка f
B) Chinese: 蟑螂 (zhang1 lang2)
C) Dutch: kakkerlak m
D) Hebrew: צוק m (jook)
E) Japanese: ゴキブリ (gokiburi)
F) Mongolian: жоом (joom)
G) Russian: таракан m (tarakan)
H) Swedish: kackerlacka
I) Turkish: hamam böceği
J) Urdu: جهنگر
The famous Madagascar Hissing Cockroach is believed to be the only insect that uses its air passageways to make a sound. Most other insects produce their sound by rubbing various body parts together (note: some beetles force air though their protective plates, but this does not involve a breathing air passageway). Hissers make two distinct sounds, one when they are bothered and another when the males are facing off. Because they are large (approaching 5-8 CM) and wingless, they are often used in movies. These make popular pets and I can speak from experience (we had a tank in the office a few years ago) that that are interesting critters. Visit the live roach cam here.
It true, cockroaches do not need a head to survive. By comparison, and from a purely biological point of view, we humans use our heads for three functions: (a) we breathe through our nose and mouth, and that breathing is controlled by our brain (though we could use a respirator). (b) The loss of our head would cause extreme blood loss which, in turn, would cause insufficient blood pressure – required to transport oxygen and nutrients to our bodies. And (c) we eat with our mouths, and would starve rather quickly. Contrast this with the cockroach: (a) it breaths through spiracles all over its body. The brain does not control this function. (b) Insects do not have mammalian blood pressure, and would not ‘bleed out’. And (c) as a cold blooded animal a single meal can, if the temperature is cool enough, last a whole month. Other than the danger of infection, a headless cockroach can, in fact, survive for quite some time.
Cockroach allergy was first reported and confirmed about 50 years ago. It is real and can be very dangerous. Cockroach allergens are the excrement and debris from decomposing cockroach bodies that become airborne and breathed into the bronchial tubes. Sensitivity to this dust triggers the bronchial allergic reaction known as asthma. Scientists believe that recent increases in the number of cases are due to many urban children remaining indoors for play and thus being in constant contact with allergens. Some research has indicated that each urban home has as from 900 to 330,000 insects. Studies have also revealed that the prevalence of asthma in the African-American community has more to do with domicile and not genetics. Unlike seasonal allergies, Cockroach induced asthma persists throughout the year. It can only be diagnosed using skin or scratch testing.
The common German Cockroach (Blatella germanica) is a cousin of the large flyer in Item #1. It is probably the most abundant pest cockroach. The life cycle is about 100 days and they live about 6 months. In the picture above, you can see the ootheca (protruding egg case), which contains about 30-40 eggs. A female can produce 6 or 8 cases in her six months of life. That works out to 180 – 320 offspring. If only 10 of her children become breeding females (and that is a very low estimate – the number is more like 100) there can be thousands of crawly things in just a few months.
Research shows that the fastest recorded speed of an American Cockroach is approaching 2.0 miles per hour (75 Centimeters per second). Of course, it is not going to out race a large animal, but as a relation to its body size it’s rather fast. In size relative terms, a roach about the size of a cheetah would move at about 50 MPH – only slightly slower than that majestic hunter. A part of their speed is attributed to the excellent ‘communication’ from eyes and antennae to their legs.
There is persistent talk that the cockroach would be the only survivor of a nuclear bomb. While I have been unable to find any clear scientific evidence of this being studied, there is some logical evidence as to why this may be true, though not exclusively for cockroaches. Living cells are sensitive to killing radiation primarily while they are dividing (hence the effectiveness of radiation on cancer cells). A cockroach’s cells divide only during their molting cycle, about once per week. They are therefore ‘radiation sensitive’ for only about 48 hours, or about 1/4 of the week. Humans, among most other animals, have blood and immune stem-cell that are constantly dividing. Given the killing radiation of a nuclear bomb, all humans would die, but only 1/4 of the cockroaches, leaving quite a nice size population. Interestingly, Mythbusters did a test on this very concept and cockroaches can survive ten times the quantity of radiation required to kill humans – but the flour beetle beat us all by surviving 100 times the lethal human dose. No cockroaches survived at that level.






























By far my most hated insect… Yet there are some fascinating points about them
Coheed & Cambria.
Best band ever.
just dont be narrow minded
I have to say – I am astonished every day by the speed with which some of you guys can post a first comment!
Wow. cockroaches. Yuck! D=
Haha very informative list.
I remember learning about the flour beetle #1 on MythBusters.
Gross little creatures… Interesting list!
For number 4, it should be a "tz" sound instead of a "j" for the Hebrew word.
Also, cockroachs are hella nasty. This only solidified my thoughts on the matter.
The German word for Cockroach is "Kakerlake".
Really cool list. I will go and agree with some of the other posters. GROSS little things, yuck, hella nasty.
I was living in this apartment building about fifteen or so years ago. Everything was fine until one day, this family moved in. Nice people, real quiet, kept to themselves. Turns out that they somehow brought an infestation with them. Within about two months of them living there, every other tenant complained about roaches taking over. Called, let the building maintenance know what was going on. Sprays, bombs, all random types of things, nothing worked. The building was doomed! We moved shortly after.
My brother, while we were still living there, used to pick 'em up and put 'em in the microwave, then watch as they'd 'POP'. I always thought that was disgusting, but he found it hilarious. His way of getting back at them for taking over our place, I guess? No idea.
stevenh: I'm very worried about you.
Cockroaches fart on average every 15 minutes ! !
La cucaracha, la cucaracha,
Ya no quieres caminar,
Porque no tienes,
Porque le falta,
Marihuana que fumar.
(english version)
The cucaracha, the cucaracha,
Doesn't want to travel on
Because she hasn't,
Oh no, she hasn't
Marihuana for to smoke.
Thank you… that is all!
Nothing (8): when I started reading your comment I immediately thought of the film "pacific heights" – if you haven't seen it you absolutely must
jfrater (12) – I have never seen the movie you mentioned, though the name sounds familiar. I guess I will have to check it out. Tell me first though, what am I in for?
I still can't get over the fact that my brother used to nuke these little things. This list has sparked some type of repressed memories and I love it!
Nothing: I can't comment on the microwave thing as I think they are an abomination – whether you are cooking roaches or food! You will know that if you have read some of my food lists
as for pacific heights – it is a great thriller – it is probably slightly dated now but it is great – it involves a difficult tenant who introduces roaches to the apartment – there is also a great scene involving a nail gun
I hate roaches as much as spiders…and when I was young (about 4 or 5), I had this flying roach come after me. All I could do is run and scream. It was HUGE!!! I'm still terrified of them. If I see one in the street, I will avoide them by making a huge detour, or else make my bf carry me!!!
*avoid
jfrater – I've been coming here since the beginning (nearly, at least). I've read and in most cases, RE-read every list on this site. I'm also a big fan of food. Love the food lists. I agree that with cooking, a little time cut isn't worth sacrificing the taste and integrity of the food. Not worth it. BUT – if you ever break down and wish to try a microwave, here is a delicious recipe.
[Ingredients:
cockroach - any amount, pref. fresh (alive)
Equipment:
microwave - any power setting (experimenting, time/trial might be fun with different power settings)
Instructions:
put cockroach in microwave
turn on microwave for desired time
* Best served immediately after coming from the microwave. Use your own discretion]
Anyways, I don't really mind cockroaches as much as I thought I did. Disgusting as they are, I'm usually pretty open-minded when it comes to all types of creatures/critters/whatevers.
roaches are quite fascinating… when outdoors. In my house, they are fair game…usually my cats get them. Or they just dismemeber then & chew em' up a bit, ^& I have to flush the rest of the squirmy mess…look kinda like BrubdleFly in the end, you know.
I remember as a kid in Oklahoma seeing wild roachs & I loved the way their carapice would glisten inthe sunlight… back then I thought they where beetles & would try to catch them… them my mother tainted me and told me they where yucky and liked to crawl up dead animal's butts and eat them from the inside out…
stupid story, but i believed it… i was only 7 and my mom was the ultimate resource of all knowledge back then…
not so much now…
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I hate Cockroaches!!! Gives me the willies every time I even see a picture of one. When I was little we moved into this little house just until we could get our land ready for our new house; And about 2 days after we moved all of our stuff in we started seeing those damn things pop up all over the place. Even after we moved away from that house it took us almost a year to get rid of those things. I remember one night I woke up and I felt something on my face and on my arm moving. I flipped out and then turned on the light to see 1 of them on my bed 2 on the floor and 1 on the wall… I never had a fear of bugs until that night and I still have the fear of bugs crawling on me. Thanks Jfrater, now my skin is gonna crawl until I get home and take a shower.
oooh! i have a picture i took of a really big roach in peru, and i'd like to share it.
-WARNING, there are 2 big spider pics here too-
http://www.flickr.com/photos/36895878@N05/
it's some Blaberus species, and about 3.5" (88mm) long (not including antennae).
i thought it was beautiful, if you click and go to "view all sizes, large" i got pretty good detail. i've been back in the states almost a year and these are the first amazon pics i've put online, i have tons. i hope y'all check her out
Yuck! The list is very cool, but I hate roaches and critters of all kinds so much, that it was hard going through all the pictures. And that giant flying monster at no.1? No, thanks.
well, i just measured my index finger, make it 3" (76mm) long, still an impressive roach.
Carlos: I know that feeling well. Roaches didn't make a lasting impression until I was asleep and woke up to them (yes, plural) on my body. Things will never be the same after that!
Lo: Thanks for breaking out those pictures. I'm in So. California and have only seen German and American roaches. Nothing quite so….. big.
But another great list, I love this site!
"longipennis" Completely read that wrong. Makes me want to kill myself. Too many peni on this site lately. Yes I said peni.
Regarding #10, didn't the Mythbusters do an experiment where they tested the survival rate of cockroaches under varying radiation? I do believe they confirmed it.
Though I have neve seen that kind of insect, the italian name for roaches is "scarafaggi"
ugh. the pictures did it for me. no way i can eat breakfast now.
Did I read rite!!! Is tht scientific name in number ten "longpenis"!?!?
Eurgh cockroaches are angin.
And they make a noise like a crisp packet when you stand on them.
Rochdale swimming baths is infested with them.
I believe it was Mick Jagger who said:
"In the event of a nuclear war, two things will survive: cockroaches & Keith Richards."
One of my favourite quotes
Jamie: Thanks for the posting!
@6 downhighway61: True, I suppose. Transliteration can be tough.
@9 astraya: I'm worried about me as well
. My next one has no bugs. I promise.
oh this was so grossss,,,,,,
I worked at a restaurant in HS that would often have a bug here and there. One day I was going to serve an already made antipasto salad when i saw that there was a few sad looking pieces of lettuce. So being a kind waitress, I flipped the plate over in the kitchen to replace the greens. Inside the bottom of the plate nestled up in the romaine was a cockroach! I freaked out and realized if I had just served the salad as it was the customers would probably own that place.
after that I began to notice more of them zipping around the kitchen, and eventually I left because it skeeved me out so much….
BTW, the manager didn't even blink when I told him of my find. Apparently our produce was a nice home for the roaches and came in with the shipments…
the end
flying mutant ninja cockroaches … gaaah!!
Would one consider Cher… a cockroach too?
I've hated cockroaches since the day I saw one.
Once, a dang cockroach we were chasing flew, landed, and crawled on my arm. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKK!
*SHUDDERS*
oh thank you thank you thank you for not using gross pictures. I could actually stomach this! I used to teach dance at an art camp, and one of the artists, who was really just crazy, but had been there long enough to earn the title "eccentric" kept bugs as pets. Walking sticks, which were neat, these huge beetle things, which were not so neat, and hissing cockroaches. Guess which ones got loose all over my dance studio? Blehhhhhh. The noise they make is kinda cool though. For a bug.
While roaches are very interesting from a pure science perspective, give me spiders any day of the week. I'll even take a black widow or brown recluse in my home before I'd tolerate a roach.
Nasty but interesting list! You know… I don't recall when they grew wings! I hate them when they fly! I can handle snakes and spiders among other insects… but cockroaches I absolutely despise!
# 20 – lo – What kind of spiders were those? And were they really hand sized?! You are way braver than me, one look and I'd have been screaming back to urban territory!
Lol is it me or does the post above sound gruesomely poetic? Hmmm, roaches. Gotta love to hate those little critters!
38. someone posted before i could haha
Excellent list StevenH. Just gotta love onomatopoeia. I'm sure it's not coincidence that their name sounds just like the disgusting noise of their tiny little feet on linoleum. In quite a few languages.
30. Copaface – That was Robbin Williams on his HBO Special. It was followed by:
" And Keith will look at them and say "I smoked your granddad, did you know that?"
Great List.
Great list! Since I could hardly make it through the spiders one you did last time, this one was cool!
At the Erie Zoo in PA, there is a bug room where you can get quite personal with some of the bugs. Holding them in your hand or petting them….
Anyway, one set up they had was for the large roaches. There was a large dome built into their exibit that was about 3 fee off the floor. You could stick your head through the bubble and in a sense, the roaches would be crawling on your head through the glass. It was creepy but very interesting. Only my daughter and I tried it. Everyone else was too scared. (but then again, they touched the spider and I left the room!)
30. Copaface: That was my favorite quote too!
in the philippines, we call roaches, "IPIS".
Awesome list – I don't really like cockroaches but it's always fun to learn something new!
"Man is a narcissistic species by nature. We have colonized the four corners of our tiny planet. But we are not the pinnacle of so-called evolution. That honor belongs to the lowly cockroach. Capable of living for months without food. Remaining alive headless for weeks at a time. Resistant to radiation. If God has indeed created Himself in His own image, then I submit to you that God is a cockroach."
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I like cockroaches, well I like most bugs. I wish we had them in Ireland. Even though we don't, we have a name for them in Irish – ciaróg dhubh. It means black beetle. Very inventive. The first time I saw one was when I was 14 in our holiday apartment in Lanzarote. My dad squished it with a shampoo bottle. It took a couple of whacks to kill it. Poor little guy.
I'm just trying to imagine a cockroach the size of a cheetah, as you mentioned in #9. Saddle up!
50 Mph as compared to 75 Mph is not slightly slower. It is in fact quite a bit slower. You stupid moron OP.
I HATE ROACHES! As I posted on the spider list, they not only make my skin crawl, they make me slightly nauseaus just looking at them. I got through this list only by covering the pictures… And even then I had to do it with a piece of paper as I was too disgusted to let my hand get too close to the darn things! *shiver*
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nothing: I´m torn between being absolutely disgusted by your brother and giving him a couple hundred microwaves so he can zap all the infernal creatures he can!
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lo (20) : You sick bastard! How am I going to sleep knowing these things are within reach?!?
Well, I hope you liked Peru regardless!
I hate spiders and roaches and yet become fascintated with reading these lists and looking at the pictures. Thank you for taking the time to educate.
lo: What is a selva? I so would have been out of there if I saw a hand size spider. The roach I can kind of deal with. I might be grossed out, but the spider terrifies me.
btw…I heard a little known fact that you are no more than 6 feet away from a spider at any given time and it's 9 feet for a roach. (that was for GTT) You don't like roaches and I don't like spiders.
39. Sherri-
i don't know what species of spiders. the one with the missing legs i'm thinking was a kind of huntsman -but for all i know it was dangerous and it lived with me for a month, in the city (iquitos, peru)! of course, the jungle is always trying to take back a city in the amazon.
the other spider i saw a day's motor-boat ride outside of the city, really in the jungle. all i know is i was told in spanish it had very painful dangerous bite -my spanish is very poor. and my friends killed it. they're all peruvian, 1 a biologist and 2 from the area, so i think it really was dangerous. most big spiders people just ignored.
yes, the size of your hand!
The Estonian word for cockroach is prussakas.
52. JwJwBean-
"la selva" is the term for the eastern peruvian amazon rainforest, for the jungle.
Was in Florida helping a friend move. We were out in the back garage and I went STOMP. "What was that," said my friend. "Cockroach," I replied. "No," he said, "It's a PALMETTO BUG." Seems as ifn Palmetto bug has a much nicer sound to the human ear than COCKROACH. It's for the visitors that come to their fair state.
@50 Renee Pussman:
75 mph is not a figure that is confirmed. I do not quote urban myth as fact. According to "Illustrated Encyclopedia of Animals" published by Grisewood and Dempsey (1992): "Someone reportedly timed a cheetah running at 70 mph (114 km/hr) over a distance of 700 yards (640 meters) But many people accept a likelier top speed of about 60 mph (97 km/hr)."
This works out to a standardized 31 m/s (claimed) and 27 m/s (likely).
Also keep in mind that its top speed is non-sustainable, and can run for only about 400-800 yards depending on terrain, altitude, and of course, the condition of the animal itself.
I was comparing 50 MPH (size relative) to a likely 60-65 MPH.
By comparison, Michael Johnson's 200m run (July 21, 1996) was clocked at 10.35 m/s.
JUNQUEMAN-
you're so right, "palmetto bugs and waterbugs" are less disturbing. when i lived in FL we called them palmettos, but only the big flying kind you found mostly outside, other inside kinds were still roaches.
anyone wondering about my spider pics, my strong suspicion is the "dangerous" one was a brazilian wandering spider, considered possibly the most dangerous spider on earth. i was in it's prime territory.
here's one to compare:
http://tinyurl.com/dklvzn
Great List!
I learned so much!