It is not often that we follow a list so closely with a similar one, but when I recently came across a variety of new facts that were completely new to me, I decided that I must share them as soon as possible. It is my hope that the majority of these facts will be unknown to the majority of our readers. You may know one or two but hopefully you will finish this list at least 10 facts smarter than when you started.
1. Mozart, ever the comedian, wrote a piece of music in 1782 for six voices called “lick me in the ass” (“Leck mich im Arsch”) or more colloquially “kiss my ass”. You can listen to a recording of it in the youtube clip above. For the more technically minded musicians amongst you, it is K. 231 (K. 382c). He also wrote a piece called “Lick my ass until it is nice and clean” (K.233/382d). Despite the risk of shocking you all, here are the lyrics to the second song.
Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That’s a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself.
2. 2×4 (4×2 to the British) is not. 2×4 is the name used to refer to a common size of timber, but what most people don’t realize is that it is actually 1.5×3.5. The reason for this is that the named measurement refers to the size of the rough lumber before drying and planing.
3. Hippopotamuses – incredibly dangerous creatures – have a very unique ability: instead of sweating, they exude a pink liquid which is a natural sun block. This, and their ability to spend an indefinite amount of time in the water helps to keep them safe from the blistering sun.
4. Kangaroos can’t fart. They convert the small quantity of methane they produce into an energy source which their body reuses. Scientists hope that they will be able to transfer the bacteria that causes this in kangaroos to cows, to reduce methane emissions to save the world from the latest fashionable catastrophe: global warming.
5. During the Cold War, the US military developed a rifle that fired nuclear war heads. It was called the Davy Crocket and production of this smallest nuclear weapon began in 1956, with a total of 2,100 being made. The weapon was deployed with U.S. Army forces from 1961 to 1971.
6. Have you ever noticed that when you have a bowl of nuts, the bigger ones make their way to the top? This event actually has a scientific name: the Brazil Nut Effect. The term refers to the phenomenon in which the largest particles end up on the surface when a granular material containing a mixture of objects of different sizes is shaken.
7. Have you ever had a dream in which you wake up and go about your daily routine – only to discover that you are actually still asleep? This can be incredibly frustrating as you realize you need to re-do everything you have already done (in the dream). It is extremely realistic and most people experience it. This event is called a “false awakening” or a “dream within a dream”. It is even possible to have multiple cases of false awakenings in one dream. This is used to good effect (though perhaps it is a bit cliched now) in movies.
8. Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is “Rhode Island and Providence Plantations.”
9. In the course of seeking cures for mental illness, some very bizarre methods have been tried. In 1650 Athanasius Kircher (a Jesuit scholar) invented a musical instrument to cure melancholy. The instrument was called a “katzenklavier” and it consisted of a line of cats fixed in place with their tails sticking out underneath a keyboard. When they keys were struck the cats would meow in pain. The concept never caught on. [Picture above]
10. In 1859 a solar storm hit the earth (the largest in recorded history). It was caused by massive sunspots and solar flares. It was so intense that auroras were seen around the earth (even in the caribbean) and the ones over the Rocky Mountains were so bright that gold miners thought it was morning. It knocked out the telegraph systems of Europe and North America. If you wish to look it up for more information, it is called the “Solar storm of 1859″ or “Carrington Event”.
11. You may have noticed that actors and TV frontsmen used to have a slightly more refined accent than the standard American accent heard these days. In fact, there is a name for it: Mid-Atlantic English or the Transatlantic accent. The accent does not exist in nature and is entirely learned through boarding schools pre-1960, or developed by spending extended time in various Anglophone communities outside one’s native environment, most typically in North America and the United Kingdom. While the accent is passing from use now, Kelsey Grammer (from the program Frasier) uses it (clip above).
12. When correcting a person’s grammar on the Internet, invariably you make a grammatical error of your own. This is called Muphry’s Law (intentionally misspelt). Just remember that next time the grammar nazi in you decides to show its ugly head.
13. It is possible to get drunk in prison thanks to a special thing called “prison wine” or “pruno”. It is an alcoholic liquid variously made from apples, oranges, fruit cocktail, ketchup, sugar, and possibly other ingredients, including bread. Pruno originated in (and remains largely confined to) prisons, where it can be produced cheaply, easily, and discreetly. The taste is described as vomit flavored wine cooler.
14. The PhD is not the highest degree a person can receive. There is also a Doctor of Sciences (DSc/ScD) and Doctor of Letters (DLitt/LittD) which is normally awarded in Britain, Ireland, and the commonwealth nations though it is occasionally awarded in the United States. It is normally awarded for a substantial and sustained contribution to the art to which it applies – for example science and literature. Mark Twain was awarded a Doctor of Letters by Oxford University. Just to add to the confusion, there is also a PhB which is a bachelor of philosophy which is equal to a Masters degree despite its name.
15. Have you noticed that some people seem to have very appropriate (and entirely coincidental) names? Names such Usain Bolt (Jamaican sprinter), Lord Brain (brain surgeon), or Alto Reed (saxophonist). This is called an “aptronym” as in “aptly named”. Some people believe that the name can influence life decisions leading a person to work in a field relating to their name. This is called nominative determinism.
Just for fun I thought I would add a bonus item: the Wilhelm Scream. The Wilhelm scream is a frequently-used film and television stock sound effect first used in 1951 for the film Distant Drums. The effect gained new popularity (its use often becoming an in-joke) after it was used in Star Wars and many other blockbuster films as well as television programs and video games. The scream is often used when someone is falling to his death from great height. Enjoy the video above – it is a compilation of the Wilhelm scream from a variety of movies.





















oh mozart, you dirty boy you…
I finally decided to write a comment on your blog. I just wanted to say good job. I really enjoy reading your posts.
This list is better than that last piece of *****. I guess Mozart licked your ass clean. I challenge Jfritter to create 3 lists that contain no information obtained using wikipedia. Good job though.
@Dr Jekyll (3): Wikipedia is the best place to find information on the web, don’t you know what a reference is?
Dr Jekyll is quite the *****.
i knew there’s something higher than PhD!!! thanks for confirming it for me!
This “Wilhelm Scream” is fascinating. I could watch clips, such as those, for hours.
i dont know what it is called, but there is a creak/squeak effect used in virtually every movie when a door, gate etc is opened or closed, i cant help but notice it EVERY goddamn time lol its annoying.
Oh, and I would *love* to write a piece of music for katzenklavier.
I’m a composer, you know. So that would be right up my alley.
Number 12 isnt murhpy law, doh.
Thanks for the knowledge
isn’t #6 just called sifting?
That Wilhelm Scream video is unbelievably hilarious.
haha love the wilhelm scream video. great list you’ve got here once again.
LMAO mozart was a weird person. Loved this list especially the bonus part.
another lesser known fact is that mozart’s piece was written to be played on a katzenlavier which is what led to the eventual demise of the “instrument”
awesome fact list i didnt know any of these! i love the mozart one
I had a dream the other week that I’d won the lottery, terribly realistic it was too, all was going swimmingly until Jack Nicholson entered, my last words before I awoke were “Oh, bollocks”. Life can be cruel
kangaroos cant fart(4)? maybe its because i havnt slept and its 3am but that cracked me up!!!
and i have “false awakenings” (7) almost everyday although i have never met anyone else that has had them i just thought i was crazy
more detail on number 12 needed
People, number 12 is a joke. For crying out loud, Jamie doesn’t actually mean “if you try and correct someone’s grammar on the internet, you’re screwed.”
lol good funny list…oh that mozart
I am German and I am pretty sure its “leck mich am arsch” not “im arsch”.
Funny thing about the Mozart one: Instantly reminded me of his filthy “love letters” to his cousin. I’ll say no more on the subject- look them up yourself and prepare to be amazed. Also, regarding the Wilhelm Scream: I am very appreciative. I had gone only so far as to know what it was, not precisely what it sounded like. With this video, I will never forget.
“Some people believe that the name can influence life decisions leading a person to work in a field relating to their name. This is called nominative determinism.”
Some people? It’s a fact! There’s a well-known survey that showed an anomalous amount of dentists were called Dennis.
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/book_extracts/article2804926.ece
There.
Yes, I am a ***** and an *****. I love wikipedia, but I issued a challenge. I’m curious to see if he can. I’m also certain that he has written lists previously without it. So stop Mozarting me.
#5 The maximum firing range was only 3 miles, if they didn’t fire it downwind the people firing the rifle were in the blast radius of the nuclear fallout. It was pretty much a suicide gun. Albeit a very slow death from radiation, but death nonetheless.
Yep, once had a dream, an exact dream of a scene just outside the balcony. Then next day my mom said that i got out of my house somehow, remains a mystery. And the willhen scream is kinda familiar with me from that game in miniclip. Good list and keep up the facts-lists. About 6 movies from willhen sream clip i have watched.
Is it number 1 or 11
History channel talking about the nuclear rifle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3Hg7Zu-eA
The poor wickle kitties! :O Good thing it didn’t catch on…
Another great list – I only knew a couple of these before (including the one about hippo sunblock). I’ve fallen victim of Murphy’s Law myself (I also know it as being called ‘ Sods Law’.) I don’t know why, but I always make more spelling mistakes while typing than I do while writing by hand…
LMAO at bonus
Entertaining list, only knew 3 of them, thanks.
@4 one more thing … i don’t agree that wikipedia is the best place to find information on the web, perhaps the easiest but when you use wikipedia your always rolling a dice I’ve failed many projects based on false info from wikipedia articles. i read a story recently about a newscasters wiki article announcing he was one of the few openly gay men in the industry when in fact he’s happily married with kids. Honestly your best bet is to skim threw newspaper, magazine and museum archives till you find what your looking for a lot more work but also alot more accurate.
@Jack (34): I wasn’t referring to the information in the articles. I was referring to the multiple sites that can be visited with the click of a mouse from the article – the references – all with information on the topic. If a few of those match up, bingo
Awesome list. I only knew of 3 of these. Love learning new items.
When correcting a person’s grammar on the Internet, invariably you make a grammatical error of your own. This is called Muphry’s Law (intentionally misspelt). Just remember that next time the grammar nazi in you decides to show its ugly head.
hahaha….have seen this most often here on listverse. Always cracks me up when I see someone do that.
“Kangaroos can’t fart” got me. Too bad that I can’t teach that to some of my co-workers.
This cracked me because I have a friend called Dennis, AND he is a dentist.
Great list. I am, however, rather fatigued of the talk of global warming. The fact that many fail to understand is the detail that YOU CAN NOT STOP GLOBAL WARMING. It is possible to slow down the process, but it is inevitable.
I would like to see who argues. It will be quite comical.
It is also a natural cycle that the earth goes through every few millenia.
Dr Pillay is my GP. Also in my town, McDonalds is in Burger Street and Medi-Clinic Hospital is in Payne Street.
Loved the list. The wilhem scream is my favorite sound effect!
@reggie5N (39): I don’t know all that much about global warming – I did do a Chem assignment on it, but I failed, hard – but if there was nothing holding the heat in (nothing to reflect the radiation back to Earth) the heat would escape wouldn’t it? Isn’t that the point of heat death? Eventually we’re all going to freeze?
dude that Wilhelm Scream is frickin hilarious.
and the list was cool
more!!!
I knew 10 of those.
I read too much bull****.
I was watching a show about plastic surgery (Dr 90210 I believe) and one of the surgeon’s name is “Dr. Alter” which I though was funny.
I frequently have false awakenings. They’re absolutely horrible!
the aptly named one seems to make sense to me, especially when it comes to qbs, i find that the best qbs always have names that just seem to apply. for example….colt mccoy, this kid would either become a qb in texas or a cowboy! this seems to apply to most qbs in texas i guess
Great list. I loved the scream and aptronyms. Good job!
@timmar68- I hate them! It’s so creepy feeling.
How is 12 a FACT?
This list was freaky because I regularly check out a ***** named Busty Moore and and ***** star called Sara Slutz. Incredible that their names ended up determining their occupations.
@Jono- Thanks for sharing. That’s crazy!
“more detail on number 12 needed”
You mean,
More detail on number twelve needed.
“2×4 (4×2 to the British) is not. 2×4 is the name used to refer to a common size of timber, but what most people don’t realize is that it is actually 1.5×3.5.”
I assume from this statement, you not only know most people, you have asked them about lumber dimensions.
@Jono (24): Correlation does not mean causation idiot.
Yeah, I thought #2 was a pretty common thing that most people would know. I mean most people who actually do some work on their own, like build a dog house or something like that.
The Wilhelm Scream is hysterical put back to back lol
So when opening a can of nuts for guests, I need to open the bottom of the can if I want any of the “good” nuts later, eh?
Quit stealing all my cashews Uncle Frank!!!!
Always wondered why his parents called him “Dick King”
Re: #15
There was/is an OBGYN in Los Angeles, CA with the name of Dr. Bonnie Beaver. I still have the page from the Yellow Pages when she was in the phone book 20 years ago. NO JOKE!
A prog on tv years ago on BBC called 'Thats life' shown a genuine letter from a tax inspector, it was signed Robin Bastard. (True)
The Mozart one reminds me of the scene in “This is Spinal Tap” when Nigel Tufnel plays a classical-type piece called “Lick My Love Pump”. I wouldn’t be surprised if Christopher Guest was alluding to this.