The Maya is a Mesoamerican civilization, noted for the only known fully developed written language of the pre-Columbian Americas, as well as its art, architecture, and mathematical and astronomical systems. Many misconceptions about the mayans exist, and this list should put an end to at least one or two of them. In addition, it will introduce you to facts that you never knew about this great ancient civilization.
The Fact: There are numerous Mayans still living in their home regions
In fact, there are over seven million Mayans living in their home regions, many of whom have managed to maintain substantial remnants of their ancient cultural heritage. Some are quite integrated into the modern cultures of the nations in which they reside, while others continue a more traditional culturally distinct life, often speaking one of the Mayan languages as a primary language. The largest populations of contemporary Maya inhabit the Mexican states of Yucatán, Campeche, Quintana Roo, Tabasco, and Chiapas, and in the Central American countries of Belize, Guatemala, and the western portions of Honduras and El Salvador. Just as a point of interest, it is very possible that the word “shark” comes to us from the Mayan languages, as does the word “cocoa”. To say “thank you” in Yucatec Maya, you say “Jach Dyos b’o'otik.”
The Fact: The Mayans “enhanced” the beauty of their children
The Maya desired some unnatural physical characteristics for their children. For instance, at a very young age boards were pressed on babies’ foreheads to create a flattened surface. This process was widespread among the upper class. Another practice was to cross babies’ eyes. To do this, objects were dangled in front of a newborn’s eyes, until the newborn’s eyes were completely and permanently crossed. Another interesting fact about Mayan children is that most were named according to the day they were born. Every day of the year had a specific name for both boys and girls and parents were expected to follow that practice.
The Fact: The Mayans had many excellent medical practices
Health and medicine among the ancient Maya was a complex blend of mind, body, religion, ritual, and science. Important to all, medicine was practiced only by a select few who were given an excellent education. These men, called shamans, act as a medium between the physical world and spirit world. They practice sorcery for the purpose of healing, foresight, and control over natural events. Since medicine was so closely related to religion and sorcery, it was essential that Maya shamans had vast medical knowledge and skill. It is known that the Maya sutured wounds with human hair, reduced fractures, and were even skilled dental surgeons, making prostheses from jade and turquoise and filling teeth with iron pyrite.
The Fact: Some Mayans still practice blood sacrifice
It is a rather well known fact that the Mayans practiced human sacrifice for religious and medical reasons – but what most people don’t know is that many Mayans still practice blood sacrifice. But don’t get too excited – chicken blood has now replaced human blood. Today the Maya keep many of the ritualistic traditions of their ancestors. Elements of prayer, offerings, blood sacrifice (replacing human blood with that of sacrificed chickens), burning of copal incense, dancing, feasting, and ritual drinking continue in traditional ceremonies.
The Fact: The Mayans used painkillers
The Mayan peoples regularly used hallucinogenic drugs (taken from the natural world) in their religious rituals, but they also used them in day to day life as painkillers. Flora such as peyote, the morning glory, certain mushrooms, tobacco, and plants used to make alcoholic substances, were commonly used. In addition, as depicted in Maya pottery and carvings, ritual enemas were used for a more rapid absorption and effect of the substance. Above is a statue of a Mayan enjoying their enema.
The Fact: The Mayans built ball courts so they could play games
The Mesoamerican ballgame was a sport with ritual associations played for over 3000 years by the pre-Columbian peoples of Mesoamerica. The sport had different versions in different places during the millennia, and a modern version of the game, ulama, is still played in a few places by the local indigenous population. Ballcourts were public spaces used for a variety of elite cultural events and ritual activities like musical performances and festivals, and of course, the ballgame. Enclosed on two sides by stepped ramps that led to ceremonial platforms or small temples, the ball court itself was of a capital “I” shape and could be found in all but the smallest of Maya cities. In Classic Maya, the ballgame was called pitz, and the action of play was ti pitziil. The game was played with a ball roughly the size of a volleyball but made from rubber and heavier. Decapitation is particularly associated with the ballgame – severed heads are featured in much Late Classic ballgame art. There has even been speculation that the heads and skulls were used as balls.
The Fact: The Mayans used saunas
An important purification element to the ancient Maya was the sweat bath, or zumpul-ché. Similar to a modern day sauna, sweat baths were constructed of stone walls and ceilings, with a small opening in the top of the ceiling. Water poured onto the hot rocks in the room created steam, offering a setting in which to sweat out impurities. Sweat baths were used for a range of conditions and situations. New mothers who had recently conceived a child would seek revitalization in them, while individuals who were sick could find healing power in sweating. Maya kings made a habit out of visiting the sweat baths as well because it left them feeling refreshed and, as they believed, cleaner.
The Fact: The last Maya state existed until 1697
The island city of Tayasal was the last independent Mayan kingdom and some Spanish priests peacefully visited and preached to the last Itza king, Canek, as late as 1696. The Itza kingdom finally submitted to Spanish rule on March 13, 1697, to a force led by Martín de Ursua, governor of Yucatán. The famous archeological site and home to the beautiful monuments we are all familiar with was in Chichen Itza, located in this last independent region. Interestingly, much of the land under the monuments is privately owned by one family, whilst the government owns and administers the monuments themselves.
The Fact: The Mayan Calendar does not predict the end of the world in 2012
First of all, the Mayans don’t have a calender they have calendars which often interlocked. The calender that has given rise to the myth of the end of the world is the Mayan long count calendar. According to Mayan Mythology, we are living in the fourth world or “creation” so to speak. The last creation ended on 12.19.19.17.19 of the long count calendar. That sequence will occur again on December 20, 2012. According to the Mayans this is a time of great celebration for having reached the end of a creation cycle. It does not mean the end of the world but the beginning of a new “age”. Does the world end every December 31st? No – we go on to a new year. This is the same as the Mayan creation periods. In fact, the Mayans make many references to dates that fall beyond 2012. The idea of 2012 being the end of the world was actually first suggested by New Age religionist José Argüelles in his 1987 book The Mayan Factor: Path Beyond Technology.
The Fact: No one really knows what caused the collapse of the Mayan culture
For reasons that are still debated, the Maya centers of the southern lowlands went into decline during the 8th and 9th centuries and were abandoned shortly thereafter. This decline was coupled with a cessation of monumental inscriptions and large-scale architectural construction. Non-ecological theories of Maya decline are divided into several subcategories, such as overpopulation, foreign invasion, peasant revolt, and the collapse of key trade routes. Ecological hypotheses include environmental disaster, epidemic disease, and climate change. There is evidence that the Maya population exceeded carrying capacity of the environment including exhaustion of agricultural potential and over-hunting of megafauna. Some scholars have recently theorized that an intense 200 year drought led to the collapse of Maya civilization.


























1 Jason Dudey
September 21st, 2009 at 1:35 am
Very interesting, knew 2012 was fake.
2 scrumpy
September 21st, 2009 at 1:39 am
The Fact: always be wary of history articles that state things as facts
3 gooplah
September 21st, 2009 at 1:40 am
That is really amazing!
4 Ny
September 21st, 2009 at 1:47 am
Jach Dyos b’o’otik for the list, JFrater. I used to have a computer game that had the mayans in it, and my mayan name is 13 Death’s Head (but you can call me Lucky). I have a pointed head and crossed eyes, and I’m always doing what is happening in picture 6.
Hehe.
5 Rowena
September 21st, 2009 at 1:56 am
Fascinating list, jach dyos b’o'otik. I was particularly interested by the saunas – I wonder if the current saunas are developed from that or a different culture’s variation – and I had not heard that there are still blood (albeit not human) sacrifices happening.
6 Pablo
September 21st, 2009 at 2:01 am
GREAT list really enjoyed it!!!
7 Pablo
September 21st, 2009 at 2:02 am
Thanks ROWENA!!! lol
8 Kerry King
September 21st, 2009 at 2:05 am
Awesome.
9 archangel
September 21st, 2009 at 2:11 am
Cool… Always wanted to learn about mesoamerican civs!
10 undaunted warrior
September 21st, 2009 at 2:13 am
Enjoyed the read thanhs.
11 ADII
September 21st, 2009 at 2:13 am
The pic for #8 is BA dude. Found my new Halloween costume
Even tho it does look a little like the “Ogre” from Teken…
12 saber25
September 21st, 2009 at 2:21 am
A new list for the day! Great! I knew some of these but I didn’t know was what collapsed the Mayan civilization.
Enjoying history since when I was a kid and just turned one year older yesterday.
Cool pictures and great list!
13 max
September 21st, 2009 at 2:23 am
dont know whether the world is going to end or not…but the movie is sure going to be awesome!!!
14 Michael Days
September 21st, 2009 at 2:59 am
They are a great culture
Leroy Jenkins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15 Taash
September 21st, 2009 at 3:06 am
Very interesting… I had no idea about most of these and I’m pleasantly suprised at number 1. Cool list!!!
16 alexman
September 21st, 2009 at 4:13 am
cool my birthday is the end of the mayan calander.
OR THE WORLD !!!!!!!
17 JUNQUEMAN
September 21st, 2009 at 4:43 am
#9-Mayan childhood–MOST GROSS EVER ON THE LIST UNIVERSE. Making some on crosseyed.
18 deepthinker
September 21st, 2009 at 4:43 am
My favorite list. Right on!
19 ^Akira-tendo
September 21st, 2009 at 5:13 am
the mesoamerican civilizations have a sort of ballgame called pok-ta-pok/pok-a-pok. some say it similar to basketball
20 General Tits Von Chodehoffen
September 21st, 2009 at 5:16 am
Cool list. Anyone who is even remotely scared of 2012 needs to grow a pair.
21 Ralph GreNader
September 21st, 2009 at 5:24 am
Boring
22 oouchan
September 21st, 2009 at 5:30 am
Cool list! I studied the Mayans so most of this list wasn’t knew to me, but I still find it so interesting. The picture for number 6 had me staring for a bit though. It looked more painful then painkilling…
As for number 5 with the ball court, it reminded me of the movie El Dorado from Disney.
As for 12/21/2012, I plan on having a party the day after to celebrate the NOT end of the world.
23 Ralph GreNader
September 21st, 2009 at 5:31 am
So youve figured out what many couldnt in #2. You seem very certain that the world wont be ending. Myself, I typically dont believe that crap but many scientists even have to take deep thought into with the mayans were onto something. but, hey, it seems like youve got it all figured out….so I guess I should feel safe?
24 JD
September 21st, 2009 at 5:53 am
Thats what i always say! The world its no going to end on 2012, its just a new age, there will changes but it wont end!
25 Disc Huker
September 21st, 2009 at 6:24 am
well, to be fair, none of us knows whether or not the world will end in 2012. we all have hopes but that doesn’t give us the ground to stand on to say with certainty that something won’t happen.
26 Shagrat
September 21st, 2009 at 6:34 am
#5 – You neglected to mention that the losing team of a game of ti pitziil often lost their lives as well – they were executed.
27 msulli222
September 21st, 2009 at 6:34 am
Great list! I’m a Spanish major and have had to read quite a bit about various ancient Mesoamerican cultures, and even I learned a few things. Very well written and informative.
28 Seanette
September 21st, 2009 at 6:44 am
Very interesting list, but I tend to have problems taking an article seriously that hasn’t been spell-checked (see repeated typo “calender” for “calendar”).
29 Jason
September 21st, 2009 at 6:58 am
Been readin some stuff on a little something called Planet X & the theory is its ‘spose 2 get 2 close 2 earth causing major catastrophic events. The date? U guessed it Dec 2012.I’m so scared right now.
30 Jason
September 21st, 2009 at 7:15 am
And by the way my previous post was my 1st ever 2 ya site. I love it dude. Some list are better than others but as a whole I’m usually pleased.keep it up.
31 Brg
September 21st, 2009 at 7:21 am
The images for number 7 and number 2 are wrong; they are unrelated to the Maya, for both are Mexhica, i.e.: Aztec.
Blood sacrifices were done differently by the Maya: priests and nobles passed strings through their penises and tongues and offered the blood to their ancestors and gods, in order to be able to speak with them. Captives were sacrificed too, but not in the manner depicted in image number 7.
Number 2 is an image of the Sun Stone. The Maya didn’t depict their calendar like the Mexhica did in this case. It is funny to see how all the people who want to talk about the Maya calendar include this image. It is more funny to see it in web sites/videos made by “experts” on the Maya, their calendar and the “end of the world on 2012″. It is as ridiculous as watching “experts on Greek culture” showing Roman murals while talking about Athens or Sparta.
Furthermore, apart from a single obscure mention in an ancient stone stela, there is no record anywhere of the Maya holding special significance to the 2012 date.
Finally, you forgot to mention in this list that everything that we know currently about the Maya is the result of studies made by non-Maya; the “experts” or “elders” with purported secrete knowledge that we are seeing now everywhere have never added, nor will they add, anything useful to what the archeologists and anthropologist have discovered to date.
Brg
32 Gab
September 21st, 2009 at 7:43 am
that enema pottery is fantastic, love the look on their face. Ok, I am now a bit less freaked out by that December 2012 stuff…
33 Jason
September 21st, 2009 at 8:54 am
2 Mayans are talking & the 1st one ask “how bout a game of pitz?”the second one responds “maybe later after we do that fun thing of running a thread through our dick & tongue.” those dudes had 2 be hardcore
34 critchmufc
September 21st, 2009 at 8:55 am
i used to always get the mayans, incas and aztecs mixed up. never knew the difference.
this past month or so i have actually read about them.
but as for the world ending in 2012, on the mayan calendar, someone stated that it was just the beginning of a new age, which is what i heard.
like when our clocks rolled over from 1999-2000
theirs is rolling from the 12 to the 13th age.
the world is just as likely to end tomorrow, or any other fay for that matter thanks to gamma ray bursts. there would be no detection of them coming, we would just see a bright flash in the sky, then die.
35 Ulises
September 21st, 2009 at 9:28 am
Great list!
I´ve visited Palenque, Chichen Itzá, Uxmal, and some other mayan cities and let me tell you they are full of energy…a magical energy.
36 Helena
September 21st, 2009 at 9:37 am
this whole “Mayan Calendar=end of the world” thing totally reminds me of the Y2K scare.
I used to live in Belize and really…Maya ruins are scattered all over the country, and some have yet to be discovered. Tikal in Guatemala is just phenominal!
37 jake ryder
September 21st, 2009 at 10:08 am
have to echo Helena. Everyone should make Tikal a destination to see. Plan to spend several days walking around the 16 square miles of ruins. This will give you an idea of how huge the Mayan culture was. Oh and stay in nearby Flores for a very unique destination.
38 Jocelynd99
September 21st, 2009 at 10:47 am
Well, hello, JFrater! We on Cogitz miss you!
39 pestonmama
September 21st, 2009 at 11:13 am
This list was great! Now do two on the Aztecs and the Incas.
40 Avi
September 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am
This was very interesting. I live in Belize and am lucky to have known a few of these. I have also visited a lot of the Mayan sites, such as Lamanai, Cerros, Altun Ha, Xunantunich, and some of the other ones located in Belize. I would recommend anyone fascinated by the Mayas to take a trip to Belize, not only do we have many Mayans living here, but I think we have the most Maya ruins/sites in the world(I think).
41 abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
September 21st, 2009 at 11:44 am
my incas are gonna kick your mayan ass. great list
42 What no..?… What about..?
September 21st, 2009 at 12:06 pm
All I know of Mesoamericans is what I learned from Apocalypto. You get a cool name and they punk you by tricking you into eating tapir balls and rubbing magical herbs on your pimp junk that burns the crap out of it.
43 General Tits Von Chodehoffen
September 21st, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I think the real question about 2012 is who gives a shit about when the Mayans say the world will end. Even if they did say the world would end in 2012, are you going to trust people who put shrooms in their ass?
44 Maximuz04
September 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm
#33 Best comment ever
I would also like to add that the sunstone, Often mistakenly called the “aztec calendar” is not a calendar at all, it is a gladiatorial stone. I visited the actual sun stone a month ago.
45 Jason
September 21st, 2009 at 2:35 pm
Thank’s Maximuz04
46 GTT
September 21st, 2009 at 2:58 pm
@abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz (41):
You beat me to it… I was just going to say that the Mayans are my second favorite pre-Columbian civilization after the Incas (though considering I am from Peru, I dont think it´s surprising…
) You havent been amazed until you´ve been to Machu Picchu.
47 Kay
September 21st, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Man, I love the Mayans and Aztec and Inca stuff.
48 Leo
September 21st, 2009 at 3:06 pm
WOW…im so proud of myself and my country! im honduran!!!!! And ive been in almost every place in the pics!!!!…and Honduras has the best mayan buildings although guatemala has the “commercial” ones, anyway im so proud!!!…ive been on the ball courts!
49 theoriginalpoojer
September 21st, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Oh thank god
50 astraya
September 21st, 2009 at 3:48 pm
One of my students is a trained archeologist from Mexico, who has worked on a number of sites. She has also helped with volunteer community programs with indigenous communities. I can’t remember if she mentioned the Mayans specifically, but she said that the indigenous peoples of Mexico suffer from all sorts of disadvantages in society (which is similar to indigenous peoples everywhere).
51 moonhermit79
September 21st, 2009 at 3:59 pm
Thanks to brg for the clarifications and corrections.
Forget the list, Let’s hear more of what you know about the Mayan culture.
52 Kibey
September 21st, 2009 at 5:06 pm
How times have changed. Back then hallucinogenic drugs were the equivalent of going to church on a Sunday. Now days you get locked up because altering they way you think is considered evil.
53 Cait
September 21st, 2009 at 5:28 pm
The picture in #6 made me laugh so hard xD
54 Cait
September 21st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Oh, and I hate to double post, but THANK YOU! for giving the facts about the silly 2012 thing. I’m going insane waiting for it to come and go, I’m sick of people telling me they’re terrified of the world ending on that day.
55 Josh P
September 21st, 2009 at 8:44 pm
they really like their enemas
56 eternus.animus
September 21st, 2009 at 8:50 pm
They actually are not “saunas” that the mayans would sweat in, although they are very much like a sauna. The name is significantly different because the purpose of the sweat is entirely spiritual. Many native cultures have these forms of sweating for purification (as well as many other purposes) and they are still heavily practiced. For the Lakota (Sioux) this “sauna” is called an Inipi Lodge or Sweat Lodge made out of the limbs of willow trees and formed in a shape that is very much like an igloo.
57 tictacpat
September 21st, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Last summer I visited Xcaret, which is sort of like a disneyland but for the Mexican traveler… at the end of the night, they have a spectacular show where they actually play a game of pitz. It was awesome, they also lit the ball on fire while they were playing, just as they did in the peak of the civilization. I believe picture 8 was also taken at Xcaret, I also have a pic of a guy looking pretty much the same but scarier.
58 macph
September 21st, 2009 at 10:07 pm
mayan enema for the win!! rofl
59 Stacy Braswell
September 21st, 2009 at 10:30 pm
2012 is more real than you know if you study Jewish history, Hebrew and the bible.
60 l to the t
September 21st, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Why’ll we’re talking about 2012, has anyone seen the crop circle with the ET fellow holding a binary encoded glyph?
Supposably, this message says something will happen over a two week period between May 22nd – June 6th, 2012. All I know is that during this two week period there will be an eclipse which will cover most of the Northern Hemisphere.
There are numerous videos & pictures taken of this particular crop circle. Anyone?
61 Karl
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:53 am
@Jason Dudey (1):
Yeah. See 2012 believers, 2012 is not the end of the world. Just compare 2012 in the Mayan calendar to December 31st in the Gregorian Calendar. To make it more simpler, 2012 is like New Year’s Eve to the Mayans.
@alexman (16):
Umm, didn’t you read #2??? Life goes on. And, yes you still have time for your Christmas shopping. @General Tits Von Chodehoffen (43):
I also agree with that. Would YOU believe in a prediction from people who stick weird mushrooms in their butts? That’s just crazy. Weird crazy.
62 jimmynorth
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:24 am
wow! thanks for information. always admired this culture – mysterious, clever, rich and very contradictory one!
63 nuriko
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:17 am
cool!
64 Amy
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:57 am
Culturally, saunas have been used for a long time. How about the Russians and other Northern Europeans and their sauna use, invigorating between extreme heat and cold snow or water plunges. Russians add a twist: branches that are used to stimulate circulation and tonify muscles. Very nice! Called banya or platza, other names to be sure.
I learned this at a spa in San Diego.
Good Health!
65 mintaka918
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:35 am
The calendar shown in #2 is not the Mayan calendar. It is the center of the Aztec calendar round, more commonly known as the sunstone.
66 mintaka918
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:39 am
Also, just another thought… the Mayans did not disappear like everyone thinks. They are still around IN ABUNDANCE in Yucatan, Quintana Roo, Campeche, Tobasco, and Chiapas. They merely abandoned their old ways of life for one reason or another. Of course, many died either because of European arrival, famine, wars with other native groups, etc. But they are still very much around and kickin’.
67 Nauplius
September 22nd, 2009 at 10:26 am
@mintaka918 (66): I think I read that somewhere.
68 andreluizrodper
September 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
interesting
69 Ninja_Wallaby
September 22nd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
@Nauplius (67): Lmao
70 MohawkJim
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:06 pm
This was a very interesting list, and I liked it a lot. People say by my looks that I have Mayan in me. I believe I do. By the way, I’m no professional, but he people in the picture for number 10, really don’t look Mayan. Their clothes and facial structure suggest they are people of Incan decent.
71 MohawkJim
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Oh and the the word “Avocado”(as well as the fruit) comes from the Mayans as well. The word is derived from the Mayan word for testicle. They got the name because the Mayans believed it looked like balls.
72 prittken
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Why is it that no one can show the real Mayan calendar? That is the Aztec Sun Stone and was never used as an accurate calendar. Also, the 2012 end of this age was known to 10 other ancient cultures. Do more investigation.
73 mariferh
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Awesome list, but wrong calendar. =/
The picture you show is of the AZTEC calendar, not the mayan.
http://nirmanarathiya.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/calendario_maya_01.jpg
This is a pic of the real mayan Calendar. =]
Hope it helps!
BTW, the aztec calendar is in the 10 Mexican Pesos coins (Y).
74 Nemiga
September 23rd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Fascinating! I awlays follow up on listerse but i dont comment but this is great thanks JFrater ^^
75 GTT
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:04 pm
@MohawkJim (70): Nope, that is not the traditional dress of people from Peru… While our native cultures do wear bright colors, they are more in the reds/oranges and not so much turquoise. Plus, the patterns are different.
76 Marcela
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:18 pm
The image that illustrates the mayan calendar isn’t acurate. It is actually the aztec calendar.
77 ianz09
September 23rd, 2009 at 8:46 pm
@oouchan (22): You just know people are gonna freak and confess all this crap and do all this crazy stuff last second, becuz its all going to end, and then they’re gonna wake up the next day with a massive hangover and lot of new regrets.
78 meh
September 24th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Sweet article. Nice to see some recognition of the present-day Mayans. Bunch live near me. They all speak their dialects and everything. “hoh-cho ha” (i have no idea how to spell it but thats how you say it) is how you say “let’s go home” in k’iche (the mayan dialect from Quiche, Guatemala). But there’s like hundreds of different dialects.
79 el lokos de angles
September 29th, 2009 at 11:26 am
THE MAYANS ATE MY NEIGHBORS DOG,THEN THEY ATE MY NEIGHBORS CAT, THEN THEY ATE MY NEIGHBORS,ONE THING THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW WAS MAYANS WERE CANNIBALS AND THE MEXICAN CARTEL NOW OWNS THE MAYAN TEMPLE FOR THEIR DRUG BATTLE GROUNDS
80 el lokos de angles
September 29th, 2009 at 11:30 am
THE MAYANS ATE MY NEIGHBORS DOG,THEN THEY ATE MY NEIGHBORS CAT, THEN THEY ATE MY NEIGHBORS,ONE THING THAT PEOPLE DON’T KNOW WAS MAYANS are druggies the are owned by the cartels/
81 BOGUS!
September 29th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
wow most of this was copya nd pasted from wkipedia!
82 hyffo
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:50 pm
good thing that stupid race and culture got wiped out sometime in history. they are so stupid they practice human sacrifice.
83 ass
October 5th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
this is awsome i love it i love girls
84 Annunnakike
October 8th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Right… Am i the only one seeing this or what? The pic in #6 totally looks like she’s putting something up her a** and enjoying it as well…
But anyways, great list.
85 Woyzeck
October 8th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
THAT’S WHAT A FUCKING ENEMA IS FOR CHRISSAKE, JESUS FUCK. AARGH. Did your parents have any children who lived, holy shit, did your parents have any children who lived?
86 Maggot
October 8th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@Annunnakike (84): Am i the only one seeing this or what? The pic in #6 totally looks like she’s putting something up her a** and enjoying it as well
We should all be as observant as you.
87 Woyzeck
October 8th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Annunnakike’s comment has made me so fucking angry. How dare he write that? And his name is offensive too.
88 B3to
October 13th, 2009 at 12:33 am
The winning teams goes on to be sacrificed to the gods, so says the mayan writing… True story…
89 Mike
October 14th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Just to let you know, Mayan civilization was also the inventor of “zero” within number series (the concept of zero was never included in any other civilization before). Rgds
90 Mark
October 14th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
@Mike (89): I think that zero was actually used in India pre-dating its inclusion in American number systems.
91 bdizzle
October 15th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
when I went down to mexico I was lucky enough to be able to walk around the ancient temples and stuff. And I actually got to see one of the old “ball courts” it was sooo cool. We later went to this show where they reenacted a ball game, it was amazing to watch. Sometimes they would actually light the ball they used, on fire, and play that way. I also learned while I was down there, that it was actually the captain of the winning team that was sacrificed, because the mayans wouldn’t sacrifice anything but the best, hence the captain of the wining team. So I was sort of confused when it says that the whole losing team was executed? were they just killed cuz they sucked? and not sacrificed? and the guy in the picture?? we went to Xel-Ha in mexico, (thats where I saw the ball game) and he was all dressed up like the guy in the pic, and he jumped out behind a wall and like……hissed at me…..then he laughed, I nearly died lol. But i still love the history, like the movie apocolypto? Loved it.
92 bdizzle
October 15th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
oh and we also went to a mayan village, and they had a pet pig tied up
too cute, cuz I guess the dogs just run wild, they’re the ones you wanna stay away from. The little mayan kids coulnd’t get over my little sister, she was like 2 at the time, and has jet black hair, and it was long, and they couldn’t get enough of her. They were also pretty excited cuz she had a birthmark on her arm (just like most of the true mayans have those birthmarks) so they were just loving it lol. And a few of the women were actually wearing their “wedding rings” the jewel encrusted cockroaches they wear as a brooch, too cool
93 carlks
October 19th, 2009 at 3:43 pm
very good.. Im mexican, from yucatan.. most of yours points are very good.. but the image that you show its the aztec calendar.. sorry for my english
94 Vitero
November 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 am
Delusion: “If I don’t know how the civilization collapsed, NOBODY DOES!!!”
95 Chase
November 22nd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
I never understood the whole 2012 hype, but I knew the 2010 being a false prediction for the end of the world. I mean, c’mon, who in the right mind would trust a culture where flat-headed, cross-eyed children were considered beautiful and whose people gave themselves hallucinogenic enemas regularly? Only morons, apparently.
96 nashleigh
November 28th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
wow! this is a cure!… (just joking)it opens up my mind, so good! this is great!
GODBLESS!
97 electrocosmic
December 7th, 2009 at 8:22 am
Good list!
I believed that Dec 2012 was misinterpretation.
98 kelli
December 16th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I didn’t know that they used painkillers
99 fabo
December 17th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
hecka boreing
100 fabo
December 17th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
hate history and will never go to this web sit again
101 birdtails21
December 25th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
THANK YOU! Someone who finally gets the 2012 concept!
102 luvky505
January 3rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm
i wanted to noe wat ma name meant in mayan
103 jonnny
January 4th, 2010 at 1:25 pm
this is so corny i can find better information you fucking nerds
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104 Quan
January 4th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
To say the end of the world won’t happen in 2012 is to be senile and not open minded at all. There is a lot of information of extraordinary things that are going to happen in 2012 and to complete dismiss the fact and say it won’t happen is something that is incorrect. I’m not saying the Mayans predicted it or not but I am saying they knew a lot more about life and civilization than most people did around there time period.
105 Kalawakolu
January 18th, 2010 at 1:34 am
For the picture on Number 2 that is posted…just a little fyi, that is not the Mayan calendar, that is the Aztec calendar.
106 samray!
January 18th, 2010 at 3:56 am
its acctuly 21st of dec the winter solcist
107 BurstFox
January 26th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Yay, We’re not gonna die. x3
108 cody
February 1st, 2010 at 6:21 pm
what the fuck is this
109 nigger
February 1st, 2010 at 6:24 pm
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110 katerinaelaena
February 15th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
@nigger (109): Your maturity is astounding!
The whole “2012 being the end of the world” thing – THat’s like the panic that hit when we entered the year 2000. Then you get all those people commiting mass suicides. I dont’ understand that. If you’re going to die, why do it by your own hand? Why not wait and see? At least that way you have a 50/50 chance. Stupid.
The Mayans were a very interesting people, though!
111 Mario
February 17th, 2010 at 10:54 pm
I think Venus is transiting during june of 2012. Perhaps there will be a massive solar flare (cme) that will fling out of helios, and instead of hitting us, it will hit Venus. Perhaps 2012 will be a turning point for civilization?
112 e-male
February 23rd, 2010 at 3:11 pm
i think that 2012 is such a long time away from them they thought that the world is over by then.
113 Nicky
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114 s
February 24th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
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115 Danceslikewhiteman
April 23rd, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Did the Mayans invent the zero, that really cool calendar, AND batteries? I don’t see a power cord for that lady’s dildo (the one who has a really big smile on her face next to #6).
Those crazy Mayans…
116 Bill
May 31st, 2010 at 6:03 pm
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