Top 10 Herbivores You Probably Want To Avoid
- Published January 10, 2010 by Byakko Toranosuke - 187 Comments
When we think of dangerous creatures, the ones that most often pop to mind are tigers, lions, bears, etc. We almost never think of non-carnivorous animals as killers. This list should hopefully dispel that notion. Here we look at ten creatures that are often considered harmless or gentle but which are actually insanely dangerous.
Gelada baboons are truly impressive monkeys, with those huge manes and severe flat faces. They are unique to the mountains of Ethiopia where they feed mostly on grass. Usually peaceful, but they are armed with some of nature’s most terrifying set of teeth. Although they seldom, if ever, attack humans in the wild, zoo specimens have been known to be extremely savage and aggressive.
Weighing up to one ton, the American bison is one of two truly gigantic herbivores left in North America (the other being the moose) after the Ice Age extinction. They were hunted to almost extinction by modern humans but thanks to legal protection they still exist in national parks. What most people don’t know is that bison have killed more tourists than bears and wolves! They will usually not attack unless you enter their “personal space”. Adults with calves to protect are particularly dangerous.
After chimpanzees, gorillas are our closest relatives, but there’s a big difference between them and us. A silverback gorilla (that is, an adult male, and usually the leader of the gorilla group,) can weigh up to 200 Kilograms, sometimes even more, and has the strength of at least 10 adult men. They are usually peaceful vegetarians, but the adult male won’t hesitate to attack any intruders that may pose a threat to his family. Armed with enormous, club-like arms and very long, sharp canines, and able to run over twice as fast as a human, an angry gorilla can be as scary as any large predator.
Cassowaries are among the largest birds in the world; they live in the rainforests of Australia and New Guinea, and they are amazing in many ways. For example, the crest on their heads is hollow and the bird uses it to produce a very low-frequency call to communicate with other cassowaries over long distances. The cassowary makes it into this list because it is the deadliest bird in the world; it feeds mostly on fruit, but if harassed, will leap into the air, kung-fu style, and kick at its enemy with its inner toe claw, which is long, straight and shaped like a dagger. It can easily disembowel a man with it, and has been known to attack not only humans, but wild dogs and even horses and cows! Males with chicks are particularly dangerous.
There are five species of rhinos in Africa and Asia and they are all huge, tough, short-tempered and potentially deadly. Their horns are made of hair, but they are still extremely dangerous weapons that can gore any enemy to death. The Indian rhino also has sharp teeth and has been known to bite as well. And of course, they can easily trample you under their weight (up to three tons). Basically, a living, thinking tank that can charge at incredible speed.
Wild boars are not completely vegetarian; they have been known to eat small animals such as bugs, lizards and frogs on occasion, and won’t reject carrion either. However, just as all other pig species, they base their diet on plants. Males can weigh up to 300 kilograms (though the rare one pictured above weighed over 1 ton) and have huge sharp tusks which can easily rip open the belly of a predator. Adult male wild boars have been known to fend off packs of wolves with no help! Females have smaller tusks but are still very dangerous, particularly when they have piglets to protect.
Cape buffaloes may look like giant cows, but they are actually the most feared land herbivores in Africa. Extremely short-tempered, these herbivores evolved in a land ruled by powerful predators such as the lion and spotted hyena, and thus, they had no option than to become very tough creatures themselves. Their huge, sharp horns and heavy hooves are deadly weapons, and they are among the few animals that will return to aid a fallen “friend”. If one buffalo is caught by lions or injured by a hunter, there is a good chance that the rest of the herd will charge the attacker to help their mate. The same is true of the Asian equivalents to the Cape buffalo (the gaur and water buffalo, which grow to be even larger).
We are used to see elephants as peaceful, even friendly animals, but they are actually among the most dangerous of wild creatures. Elephants have killed more zookeepers than any other animal, and due to their formidable size and power, they are very difficult to stop. Elephants can attack for several reasons; protecting their babies, their space, or simply, when they are in a bad mood. Males also enter a periodic condition known as musth, during which their hormone levels increase so much, that they go on a rampage attacking any creature they see, including lions, rhinos, and humans. For this reason zoos and circuses often avoid keeping male elephants.
A southern relative to the collared peccary (better known in the US as “javelina”), the white lipped peccary ranges in the rainforests of Mexico, Central and South America. It has extremely sharp canines that sharpen against each other every time the animal closes its mouth (like a pair of scissors). They roam in extremely large herds, up to 500 or even 1000 individuals. Just like Cape buffalo, if one member of the group is attacked or shot, the whole herd will charge the attacker. The only thing to do when attacked by a herd of peccaries is to climb a tree as fast as possible, and in South America quite a few hunters have lost body parts or even been bitten to shreds when they couldn’t climb fast enough. Wild predators such as jaguars and cougars are smart enough to avoid the herds, attacking only young or weak peccaries who separate from the rest.
The hippopotamus is the most dangerous of all herbivores in Africa; it kills more people every year than lions, leopards and crocodiles.
Extremely territorial, the hippo, particularly the male, can weigh three tons or more, and has been known to attack both on water (even capsizing boats and kayaks) and on land, where it can run incredibly fast despite its fat appearance. It has the largest and mightiest jaws and longest canines of any mammal, and can bite an adult crocodile in half. Imagine, then, what it could do to you!


























1 ahmad
January 10th, 2010 at 1:37 am
i love lists like this
2 Jediknight
January 10th, 2010 at 1:37 am
A wild boar once attacked my car when I was driving
3 Avi
January 10th, 2010 at 1:40 am
You forgot Human vegetarians. They can get violent and cranky very quickly
4 Diamond_Dragon
January 10th, 2010 at 1:45 am
These animals are dangerous and should all be exterminated!
I’m not serious, really, I’m not
5 Matt
January 10th, 2010 at 1:51 am
Hippos or Rhinos remind me of Triceratops, don’t mess with these things… not afraid to trample or gore you to death.
6 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 1:52 am
I bet the Diplodocus would be shamed to tears by these people.
7 Skrillah
January 10th, 2010 at 1:57 am
Well I’m a vegetarian too, but ya’ll don’t wanna F#ck with me!
8 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 1:59 am
I’m glad to see that hippos were included. #1 at that. I really expected the author to overlook their deadliness.
Here in my desert home we’ve had to learn quickly about Javelinas. They are indigenous to my neighborhood and have caused many an auto and motorcycle death to those who have the misfortune to cross paths with them on our highways.
Quite a good list Byakko Toranosuke—Humans often make the mistake of thinking that large brains can win over the sheer muscle force that animals possess.
I often laugh at video footage of deers and elks knocking the sh*t out of people who get in their way. Probably callous of me, but I can’t believe that humans can be so arrogant in their belief that they are the dominant species when in the wild.
9 chaos1111
January 10th, 2010 at 2:05 am
Loved the list =D
10 Meesh
January 10th, 2010 at 2:10 am
i heart jfrater…lollzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
11 Kemutologist
January 10th, 2010 at 2:17 am
Hallow.the title of this list is Top 10 Herbivores You Probably Want To Avoid but how come gorilla has also been listed? Don’t you know that gorilla is actually an omnivorous animal? THEY EAT LICE LOL.
12 rocknopera
January 10th, 2010 at 2:20 am
I think I’d rather run into a big bird than a gorilla… Might just be me
13 Olé
January 10th, 2010 at 2:25 am
Nice list, but you didn’t get my father-in-law’s permission to use his photo for #10. So shame on you!
14 YoungAnabaptistRadical
January 10th, 2010 at 2:40 am
Thanks for letting me know to avoid these critters. As if they aren’t scary enough looking! Yikes, number ten is freaky!
15 Olé
January 10th, 2010 at 2:45 am
@ skrillah. Armin Meiwes (the German dude who ate the guy {with the victim’s permission}) also became a vegetarian in prison. Does that mean all vegetarians are killers? Obviously not. Does that mean I am staying away from German ex prisoners who are vegetarian? Fuuuuuuuck yes!
16 necro_penguin
January 10th, 2010 at 2:46 am
interesting list.
the picture for #10 looks “enhanced.”
17 signe
January 10th, 2010 at 2:49 am
The baboon is actually not a herbivore, but is omnivorous, they are mostly vegetarian, but they also eat insects, fish, shellfish, hares, birds, vervet monkeys, and small antelopes.In South Africa they have also been known to prey on sheep and goats!
18 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 2:53 am
@Olé (17): So does that mean that you are implying that Skrillah can’t back his ass, or that he’s a German cannibal?
19 Daemon
January 10th, 2010 at 2:59 am
The picture of that giant boar was exposed as a fake a long time ago, it was large, but still photoshopped afterwards for added effect.
Also, while the horn of the rhineceros is made out of keratine (like hair), you can’t call it hair.
That’s like saying nails are hair.
20 Karl
January 10th, 2010 at 2:59 am
I find the picture in #10 funny.
21 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 3:08 am
@signe (19): Although baboons in general ARE omnivorous, this species (Gelada) are not. They are a grass eating species.
Regardless, all baboons possess an extraordinary strength, which makes them deadly to humans and other large predators, given the right circumstances.
22 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 3:15 am
The Pirhanas also include both of them herbivores n carnivores. And they ARE mostly herbivores, but the latter, more ferocious ones are probably more well known so I guess the veg. Pirhanas can’t make the cut ….it’s just like that Osama and his blood-thirsty cohorts are the more celebrated folks in amongst the moslems.
23 mikerodz
January 10th, 2010 at 3:18 am
Somebody was hit right on the head
24 Chris
January 10th, 2010 at 3:23 am
Cassowaries are seriously hectic. I live in Australia and have come across a few. They are really violent creatures. But then we have many violent and dangerous creatures here. Kangaroos can be really mean and can rip your guts open. They’re often found in the suburbs and can get pretty freaked. Then there are all the annoying birds like magpies and plovers. You can’t leave the house in spring without being swooped.
25 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 3:24 am
As for wild peccaries (javelinas), I had a friend from Tucson, AZ, who had to cling to a tree for the better part of a day when he decided to go bow hunting one afternoon. His options were being gored and ravaged by the javelina, or fleeing through a particularly nasty patch of Cholla cactus. Neither choice was very good, so he clung to that tree until the late evening.
Javelina are quite a formidable threat when in a herd, and many a hunter in my area has made quite a profit by clearing a herd from land that is destined for development.
26 Olé
January 10th, 2010 at 3:24 am
@ deeziner. Neither. It means I am scared of vegetarians. That’s why I married one. Know thy enemy.
27 Meh
January 10th, 2010 at 3:33 am
I think hippies should get a bonus.
28 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 3:37 am
@Olé (29): Ooooh, I see. Kind of like the ol’ “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” type of thing. Gotcha. *wink*
Hey El the Erf—Did you forget your meds again? How many times do we have to set the “pill time” timer for you? Now drop the piranhas and leave the O’Bama alone. tsk tsk
29 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 3:39 am
@deeeziner (32): As for the Osama—Fire at will!!!!
30 Kerry King
January 10th, 2010 at 3:54 am
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31 NickNamed
January 10th, 2010 at 4:01 am
Cool list. I shall keep my distance should I see any of these animals rampaging around Birmingham city centre.
What’s the story with the picture for #3, the elephant? Is there anyone in that van?!?
32 rain
January 10th, 2010 at 4:12 am
I think the most badass herbivore is the Triceratops.
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33 Wrichik
January 10th, 2010 at 4:31 am
“Males with chicks are particularly dangerous.”
Give or take a few genes, ultimately we’re all the same, aren’t we ?
@Kemutologist (13):
Gorillas are omnivorous, technically …
http://www.springerlink.com/content/g10283032j64g18p/
For the purpose of this list though, we can ignore that little detail.
Cassowaries are another matter – they’re known to eat mice, snails, frogs, other birds and even carrion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary#Diet
34 Ninja_Wallaby
January 10th, 2010 at 4:35 am
I enjoyed this and completely expected the hippo to be at number 1, but I do have to say that both the wild boar and wite-lipped peccary are classified as being omnivores.
35 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 4:48 am
@deeeziner (32): Pray tell me…is it my nickname or my gravatar which bothers you??… cause I see nothing wrong with my comment.
36 Wrichik
January 10th, 2010 at 4:55 am
One more herbivorous yet dangerous species spring to mind.
Africanized honey bees (yes, that’s the correct name … http://bees.ucr.edu/ahb-facts.html) can be pretty deadly if disturbed.
While not herbivorous, this next creature is something you’d probably dismiss as an urban legend if it didn’t come from the Amazon, a place known for some of the most uberbadass species on earth.
Candiru or Toothpick Fish : These suckers have been known to swim inside the urethra of unsuspecting people pissing in rivers and suck blood to fill their little bellies. These specimens from Satan’s aquarium are only removable by surgery and in earlier times men chose castration (ouch !) as the only guaranteed remedy. Here’s a slightly outdated article on these pests – http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish
… and here’s a video, if you aren’t sitting cross-legged already …
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2781586/candiru_the_vampire_fish/
37 DogBitez
January 10th, 2010 at 4:57 am
Fun list. But makes me rethink the fun family moment we had at the San Diego Wild Animal Park back when my son was ten years old — have a photo of him hand-feeding a rhino. Poor thing was probably doped up — the rhino, not my son. Hubby was bitten by an Ostrich on that trip, too. Dang, I want to go back and do that stake-bed truck tour again. I want to pet the cute little Peccary…
38 DoubleT
January 10th, 2010 at 5:05 am
When I was 8 or 9 years old we had a school trip to the zoo. At the time I was hugely fascinated by the snakes so by the time I was finished staring at the cuddly pair of pythons my whole class had already gone elsewhere. I went through the first gate I saw and found myself head to head with a huge hypo. Being the most mind-numbingly stupid smart-ass kid ever, I even walked a few steps towards him with no fear whatsoever since, hey!, they’re just herbivores. He looked quite lazy and peaceful, just looking at me with that gentle gaze of his and then he opened his cute little mouth… I was a fat kid, but I think there was no Usain Bolt that could outrun me then and there. What I actually meant to say is: great list – and never trust a vegetarian!
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39 undaunted warrior
January 10th, 2010 at 5:34 am
Great list, their are hippos a plenty here where I live on the east coast of Africa.
I have seen them walking along the banks of the St. Lucia lake in the early evenings, and sometimes a hippo would walk up to a camp fire and stomp it out for some reason or the other.
40 Armodillotron
January 10th, 2010 at 5:35 am
There was a programme on telly once called “Killers in The Water,” and it showed a man who had been attacked by a Hippo, and.. Ouch. A chunk had been bit out of his side, you could see where the tusks had been, and his arm had been bitten off. But On “The World`s Most Dangerous Animals,” it said the Animals we should fear the most, are creepy crawlies. Sydney Funnel Web Spiders, Killer Scorpions, Botflies, and “The Kissing Bug.” Disgusting things.
41 oouchan
January 10th, 2010 at 5:55 am
I loved the list! Particularly the picture of the elephant having “fun” with the car.
As for gorillas…yeah, they’re omnivores, but are still impressive. My brother had visited a zoo near us once and told us of this idiotic group of teens who were making fun of ‘Goliath’, the very large male silverback they had there. The gorilla kept getting more and more upset. One of the guys thought it would be funny to get right up to the glass and get closer or whatnot. …. That didn’t work out too well. Goliath punched the 1 inch bullet proof glass and it spider webbed. My brother had to laugh at the teens as he said 3 of them ‘soiled’ themselves. Unfortunately for Goliath, he had a broken hand and wrist. However, all 5 teens were charged with cruelty to animals.
The second story is one my grandfather liked to tell about his visits to the San Diego Zoo. The gorillas would throw their ‘waste’ at the crowd. The gorillas got so good at aiming, that it was almost a given that someone would be hit. So when visiting the zoo, he learned to stand as close to the enclosure as possible. Why? It’s because as soon as the gorillas got a “missile” ready, the crowd backed up. It would sail safely over my grandfather’s head to hit the crowd behind him every time.
42 Maximuz04
January 10th, 2010 at 5:58 am
Once in Yellowstone I was taking a picture of a Bison. It was across the river so I thought “whats he going to do, swim?”. Well he swam very quickly and I ran for it.
Great list
43 archangel
January 10th, 2010 at 6:01 am
This list goes to show that eating your vegies ain’t such a bad thing afterall!
44 Firefly
January 10th, 2010 at 6:07 am
Those peccaries are badass! I once saw some baboons going absolutely mental in the zoo in Budapest. There was about 3 baboons picking on another one. Poor guy, they were chasing him around trying to bite and grab him.
45 Tereso
January 10th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Hitler should be on #1
46 Olé
January 10th, 2010 at 6:15 am
Hey Boss Frater, since you like food and food related stuff so much…..what, in your opinion, are the benefits of being a vegetarian? And how about vegans?
Also, I wanna give a shout out to Jay-Jay and ‘lil Bob. Jusk kidding.
47 Ninja_Wallaby
January 10th, 2010 at 6:37 am
@signe (17): Whilst baboons in general are omnivores the gelada baboon is strictly herbivorous.
@oouchan (41): I’m fairly sure that both the lowland and mountain gorillas are herbivores.
48 Groogle
January 10th, 2010 at 6:41 am
@22 El the erf: Pirhanas only really bite when you’re dead or gravely injured, so as long as your heart beats,you should be more concerned with the other animals hiding in the river.
49 tremblingfingers
January 10th, 2010 at 6:48 am
My cranky vegan boss should be on the list. The tofu-eating bald dude is the #1 herbivore I want to avoid. Except on pay-day.
50 Davy
January 10th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Great list. I have come across several herds of wild pigs in the woods near my house; I’m not sure if they were white-lipped peccaries though. What I do know is that they go batshit insane when you get near them – they start pawing at the ground and snorting and some start running in circles!
51 missmozell
January 10th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Yes, predators get the glory for being scary, but a lot of herbivores are just so damn BIG! I remember as a child we’d visit our country relatives, and go for a walk with my mother. Sometimes the cows would get out of the fenced areas, and I still remember my mother getting between me and one (which was still what I thought was a good way away) and warning me to get behind the fence quick if it came toward us. And having broken multiple bones, I’m leery of anything that could accidentally crush me (let alone on purpose). I’d nominate a Brahma bull as being pretty damn impressive, or a Clyedsdale or Percheron.
52 AuthorityFigure
January 10th, 2010 at 7:01 am
There is one recorded death in QLD, Australia of a man killed by a Cassowary. It cut his neck open with the razor sharp claws.
Also, that pic for No. 5 seems fake to me…
53 Perx
January 10th, 2010 at 7:06 am
Awesome list man..
54 oouchan
January 10th, 2010 at 7:24 am
@Ninja_Wallaby (47): Actually since they eat insects they are omnivores. Checked out some sites and came up with this on several:
Gorillas are omnivores, eating fruits, leaves, shoots, and sometimes insects which make up only 1-2% of their diet.
55 geniemyman
January 10th, 2010 at 7:29 am
why do the guy have to kill the 1 ton boar?
56 ronsantohof
January 10th, 2010 at 7:37 am
I was attacked by an ostrich. My sister and I laugh about it now but those birds are dangerous.
57 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 7:45 am
@Davy (50): Pigs are scary man.
In a real horrid incident near my home, a herd of pigs ate a two-year-old baby who wandered into their pigshed. When the mother came looking, she saw the animals feeding on the baby’s head and it was all what was left of the infant. I can’t even begin to imagine her helplessness and horror… And the pigs were domesticated!
58 M Mac
January 10th, 2010 at 7:49 am
Regarding point 9 would not musk ox also be considered as a big north american omnivore.
Seen the India Gaur or Mithun as they are known and the are huge beyond belief.
A noticable ommision for this list I think is the giraffe, they have been known to kill buffalo for example and I also believe people, they are dangerous.
59 M Mac
January 10th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Me idiot musk ox should have read herbivore.
60 Hikari
January 10th, 2010 at 8:01 am
LOL why is there a pile of leaves on the Hippo?!
61 anonymox
January 10th, 2010 at 8:24 am
When I was at yellowstone there was a bison in a parking lot, and some idiot parents kept yelling at their kid until he went up and touched it so they could take a picture. Luckily, the bison wasn’t looking in his direction and the kid got too scared and ran away before he managed to touch it, but he was within a foot of it. As terrible as it sounds, some people should just not be allowed to take care of children.
62 Ralph
January 10th, 2010 at 8:26 am
@Hikari
omg. haha, now that you’ve mentioned it.
63 Carole
January 10th, 2010 at 8:45 am
This is why I live in the city. Rabid squirrels, psycho raccoons, and the occasional coyote, is enough to deal with.
64 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 8:45 am
@El the erf (57): maybe the dingo ate your baby:)). But i think i remember a show on discovery channel and they did talk about that big ass boar but i cant remember if they said it was a photoshoped pic or not.
??
Ps how come you didnt make the list
65 dbrownl
January 10th, 2010 at 8:46 am
i like the pictures here, they are all making the animals to look ferocious but really they are just tired and yawning
66 Moonbeam
January 10th, 2010 at 9:00 am
@El the erf (22): I think your random thought generator must be misfiring. How in the world does a list about dangerous animals inspire a comment about the president of the USA?
67 Nikki
January 10th, 2010 at 9:04 am
Very interesting list; didn’t know about most of these being dangerous!
68 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 9:11 am
@Firefly (44): well actually the most dangerous erbivore isnt the hipo. Its … the duck. Imagine you’ve got duck confit, duck a l’orange (though i never tried this) and oh but ofcourse the biggest killer of them all: foie gras. If you see ducks run away. Even if its baithed in that talking butter of yours. Plus they dont have any echo how creepy is that.
@Moonbeam (66): he said osama. Im not american so i dont know all the new jokes but here in europe if you say osama that means osama bin laden. Am i wrong?? Plus aint it president of the us of a with a capital Pee??
69 MN
January 10th, 2010 at 9:16 am
I have relatives in S. Africa, where there are roaming baboons that break into houses. This is the main reason why people there keep guns there. Those things are nasty-vicious.
70 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 9:22 am
@Arsnl (64): A little erf surviving on fried duck liver??
You aren’t likey to get intimidated by it, trust me.
71 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 9:29 am
@Moonbeam (66): (68):
72 Chanchita
January 10th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Loved this list. Always thought hippos were the cutest when I was little, and no matter how much bad stuff I read about how deadly they are, I can´t help going “Ahhh!” when I see a pic of one. Especially this one, with the pile of leaves on his back that I can´t imagine how he got there! Lol! Bless!
73 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 9:40 am
@El the erf (70): Whats the deal with the osama thing. Should i assume that every word that has an “o” and a “ma” means obama. Should i avoid to use marco, omaha and armadillo?? Did you actually mean obama
) and im wrong. Man i should start reading the ny times daily like i used to. Or is it a local joke over here?
Ps:I think the chupacabras look friendly too. Imagine a chupaducka. That would be a cute animal but i bet it would be vicious.
74 frederic
January 10th, 2010 at 9:58 am
@AuthorityFigure (52): True, Wikipedia tells me the reports of cassowary-related deaths are greatly exaggerated…
@Hikari (60): Lunch-backpack?
75 Moonbeam
January 10th, 2010 at 10:00 am
@Arsnl (68): Ah – you are correct El the Erf did say Osama – my bad. But frankly I still don’t get what point El the Erf was trying to make when he posts this,”it’s just like that Osama and his blood-thirsty cohorts are the more celebrated folks in amongst the moslems.”
By the way, it is a common grammatical error to capitalize words like “president” or “director” They only need to be capitalized when used as a title such as “Director Smith was fired today.” When writing Sy Cosis is the director of thought generation here at Listverse,” it is written in the lower case.
76 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 10:07 am
@Arsnl (73): I dint get an iota of what you just said.
77 Some Weirdo
January 10th, 2010 at 10:07 am
What, you didn’t include PETA members on this list? I’d much rather encounter a bear on a bad day than one of those guys.
78 BedHeaded Stranger
January 10th, 2010 at 10:12 am
How about that fat kid with the revolver? That’s one herbivore I’d certainly avoid!
79 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 10:14 am
I’ve had dangerous encounters with all but three of these creatures and I can tell you from first hand experience that they can get very grumpy if you constantly harrass them and threaten their offspring.. (Miss Info cant get an erection unless his lifes in danger)
80 HAGEN
January 10th, 2010 at 10:34 am
Great list!!!!!!!
81 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 10:34 am
@Moonbeam (75): Okay lemme try puttin’ it again. Mention Pirhanas and you instantly form an image of a school of blood baying fish, long teeth, flesh tearing n lots of blood etc. And you might never get to know that cute veggie pirhana who wants to befriend you.
Think ‘moslems’ and we’ll first up probably think of that turban dude ,his henchmen, his 8 wives and all of ‘em moving about in their camels in an arab desert, cursing and plotting against the americans while they munch meat on their way to mecca. And we never get to know the real ones out there, the silent ones.
Sorry couldn’t put things right the first time around…my bad.
82 canuck
January 10th, 2010 at 10:39 am
Just a question to anyone, but the last two days I’ve come to this site my Anti Virus has had to remove a Trojan from the site. Has this happened to anyone else?
83 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 10:44 am
@Moonbeam (75):disclaimer: before you read this please let me say that i am not trying to make any sense. I dont care about my grammar or spelling and this comment does not contain any idea of real or meaningful value. I write this disclaimer as i fear that you are one of the few people that browse blogs in hopes to find ideas that have been well formulated and i dont want to waste your time.
i dont know. Its weird that 2 people read the same word and get it wrong the same way. I guess anything you will say will be considered an offence to either obama or randall. You should only be allowed to say “frankincense”. That seems a neutral word. What do you say?
Here i go: i dont know im not the translator in erf land and i dont speak erf either. I know some words but they dont come in handy unless im trying to be annoying. And i also involves the flapping of the arms and making high pitched sounds.
And about the capital Pee. I was trying to make a joke on all those people that see obama everywhere. Its just pareidolia. Obama aint smiling at you from your hawaiian pizza. It may be al gore but i wouldnt get my hopes up (but id still show it to my friends). If was interested i would have said capital p not pee. And i do not care how good my jokes are as i am not a professional and i dont get paid for it.
@El the erf (76): its just ive read 2 comments that said obama and i though maybe i missed something. Maybe obama changed his name to osama.
84 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 10:48 am
@El the erf (81): You forgot about his AK-47.
85 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 10:53 am
frankincense
86 namowal
January 10th, 2010 at 10:58 am
A docent at the Los Angeles zoo told me that early cassowary exhibits used moats to separate the birds from the visitors. This changed when quickly when they discovered the birds could swim.
As for elephants, I love them, but they can be remarkably dangerous. A friend of a friend (really) worked at a zoo and got crushed by one. From what I’ve seen and read, they’re often friendly and easygoing- but get one mad at you and you’ve had it.
87 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 10:58 am
@Miss_Info (84): Those are stale fish.
A shipment of newly developed advanced Jericho missiles is on its way.
Signed, Obadiah Stane.
88 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 11:11 am
@namowal (86): Which one was it? African?? How do their abnormally large ears make them look more of a demon than its Indian counterpart,uh? Appearances can deceive y’know. Anyway, tuskers have wrinkles all over ‘em and they smell,eww! I don’t find them cute contrary to popular perception.
89 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 11:12 am
@El the erf (85): nope. You make that too sound annoying and anti-obamic. I still feel the hatred. You should check with an obamacist that can guide you. Or maybe forget architecture and take some courses like “how not to seem an obanemy even if you are one” or “how to live an obamish life style” ( plus i bet you’d make a lousy architect- the kind that makes buildings shaped like a penis).
90 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 11:24 am
@Arsnl (89): Boy, it sure is tough to make everyone happy. That Obama guy has some job at hand… make whole world feel goody-good. Hoo-boy! I hope the poor guy putts it in right.
Ps: The buildings with those shapes are in! Tell me whenever you need one of those. We got both…with n without flushing meadows.
91 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 11:45 am
@El the erf (90): im more worried about the size. Its like buying shoes. If you buy a big size people will think you’re over compensating, if its a smaller size well its going to get uncomfortable.
92 mom424
January 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Fine list Byakko.
Am I the only one that read the cassowary bit and thought Velociraptor? Big ol’ spike on the foot, hollow head feathers (not so long ago they discovered the raptor had little knobbies that quills attach to), same size. Dinosaurs LIVE!
93 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Its arsnl vs the unsurpassed el the erf in a competition of whos more retarded… if only saber25 were alive to see this.
94 Bill
January 10th, 2010 at 11:52 am
95 mom424
January 10th, 2010 at 11:57 am
@Miss_Info (93): bwahahahaha
96 atheists eat fish
January 10th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
@El the erf (81): Nice comment El. It was coherent and well formulated. I, too, thought you were being racist in your original comment simply because it made no sense and mentioned osama as somehow representing something about Muslims. Thanks for the clarification.
97 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Moonbeam this one goes out to you. Dear @Miss_Info (93) why dont you read the comment 57 (moonbeam’s) on the real ghosts list. Thank you. I could never say it better.
@mom424 (95): you can read that too for condoning this type of behaviour. I havent learnt much here on LV but some thigs stick to me.
98 wondersquid
January 10th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I suppose microscopic life doesn’t count as “vegetarian.” There’s some damn scary microbes out there.
99 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
@Arsnl (97): No!
100 Davy
January 10th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
@El the erf (57):
FUCK!
Actually that’s pretty cool. Stupid baby.
101 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
@Miss_Info (99): then let the mountain come to mahoma. I admit i was an ASS. I just get bored of people that read a message and dont even do it correctly. I admit i took it to far but you can read ALL my comments and you can see that i havent been offensive towards a person and I do know when to admit that i am wrong and i LEARN from people that prouve that are smarter than me. I guess i have Moonbeam’s permission to copy paste this comment: ” @SS (6): @therenosuchthingasghost (14): @archiealt (28): I’ve raised this issue before on other lists. It’s hard for me in good conscience to let go of your use of the term “retard.” Yes, yes I can already anticipate the accusations of being too politically correct. But please hear me out.
1. Some of the people who read and comment on Listverse may in fact have intellectual disabilities. You could possibly be addressing one of them.
2. If you have a valid argument, why reduce yourself to using adolescent name-calling? The most persuasive arguments show a better grasp of language than that. Name-calling makes the speaker look bad and also lose credibility.
3. At one time the use of this word was acceptable. So was the use of many other words that are now not acceptable. From John C. McGinley, “You no longer use the words nigger, or kike, or faggot, or jap, or kraut, or mick, or wop… Why on earth would you? Those are all words that hurt. Those are all racial and ethnic slurs and epithets that perpetuate negative stigmas. They are painful! And that is not okay…There is no longer any acceptable occasion to lace your dialogue with the words ‘retard’ and ‘retarded.’”
4. If you thinks is OK to use this word, then why not use it when talking to someone with Down Syndrome? Ask them how they feel about it. I’ve worked many years in the service of people with various disabilities, they tell me it hurts. From Rex W. Huppke of the Chicago Tribune: “I was once as flip as the next person when it came to the r-word, and I saw outrage over the word as another example of political correctness run amok. It’s just a word. It doesn’t hurt anybody. Why not worry about something else?…[T]he kids I spent time with explained to me why the word itself matters, how it hurts them when they hear it, even if it’s not directed at them [my emphasis]. And you can’t look these kids in the face and argue the point–you just can’t do it…If you still don’t buy that it matters, carve out a small amount of time to spend with…a kid with autism or Down syndrome. You’ll be better for it, and you’ll never think about the r-word the same way again.”
8. Many of those with developmental disabilities cannot speak for themselves, thus I feel compelled to say something.
9. Why pick on those of this world who are among the most vulnerable? Remember the childhood saying,”pick on someone your own size?”
Sure, I’m under no delusion that I’ll change anyone’s mind here, but I feel honor bound to speak up. I’m not alone in my belief check out http://www.r-word.org/ and the Campaign to End the “R” Word.”
Ps i think LV needs a godwin rule here for the r* word.
102 mom424
January 10th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
@Arsnl (97): point taken – it was the sentiment I was laughing at. Maybe should have said who’s the more moronic? and actually the funniest part was the reference to Saber25.
103 djgazza
January 10th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I don’t think iv ever heard of number 2 but that sounds like a good thing after reading about them haha
104 Nazim The Pro
January 10th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
The American Bison’s picture looks Mad siiick
105 CandJ
January 10th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
After seeing that poor woman who’s face got ripped off & was blinded by that fuckin’ chimp
I’d NEVER go near a chimp,in fact from my understanding,Gorillas are actually more gentle,than chimps.
106 Noble Warrior of Gondor
January 10th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Hippos strongly dislike black people
107 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
@mom424 (102): ive already sent a comment with a copy paste from that list but it waiting moderation. I know that it should have been said this way or that way but ive said in the comment that i hope will appear: like we’re sensible to the word nazi we should be sensible to the word retarded. I was an ass. Whats more obscene? Making jokes with sexual inuendo or insulting? She could have used jackass, moron. I bet english is her first language. She could have been much more inventive. But no she just used a word that offends people. I spend my time here and usually im respectful to other people here. I just get so annoyed with people that are offensive.
Ps im sorry i noticed it just when it was directly addressed to me. That again is one of my faults but i have learnt not to use that word.
108 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I have ‘learnt’ not to use the R word in front of people who really are mentally challenged.. I have learnt my lesson…
109 Raging alcohalic
January 10th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
@MOM424 Hey now lighten up a bit pussycat
110 labaria
January 10th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
The most dangerous creature to mankind in the animal kingdom, is the mosquito who has killed more people than all the wars combined
111 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
@Miss_Info (108): i think its more about not using in at all. What if someone here knows somebody in that situation. And you dont have to be that humble. Im not a teacher giving a lesson. Ive made that mistake too.
112 labaria
January 10th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Actually peccaries or javelinas makes very good pets if caught young. I am from South America and sometimes we do catch and tame young peccaries who can be as tame as dogs and follow you around. There is a gland on the back that exudes a strong musk-like odor that can be surgically removed by a vet.
113 CandJ
January 10th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
I’m a parent of a 20yr.old Autistic son,and he’s been stared at,teased,mocked,objects thrown at him,and called alot of very hurtfull names(including the “R” word)when he was younger it used to just kill me,I’d want to tear these assholes apart or I’d go home and cry my eyes out,till I was sick.One thing I’ve learned throughout the yrs. is,It’s THEIR Problem,their ignorant assholes and nothing you do or say will change that,Its taken alot of time but I’ve learn to let it go,If you let these people get to you,it will eat you alive,don’t let their poison consume you,don’t let them have that much power over your life,focus on be a good loving parent,that’s all your child wants & needs,the hell with all the assholes out there.
114 kennypo65
January 10th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
The human vegetarian isn’t really ant more dangerous than any other human. It is however exponentially more self-righteous and pretentious.
115 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
@Arsnl (106): About Mis Info’s comment–No worries to you dude. The Erf won(?) the competition ages ago.
@El the erf (35): It seems that I am not the only one who could not decipher your comment at post 22. (and BTW–what IS your gravatar?)
Rest assured my poke at you was made tongue in cheek, for how could I not appreciate your lovable lunacy?
As I have sworn off most mood altering drugs, a dose of the erf goes a long ways towards inducing a mind swimming experience. And it’s free and legal. You always leave me with a case of “Say what!?!”
Your comment 22 even sent me to the Googles to see if there is a “new” definition for piranhas that would bring your comment a bit more sense to me. Your explanation clarified matters…slightly.
116 pjdominic
January 10th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Actually the “wild hog” in the photo is not wild at all. It was raised as a domestic animal and then killed on a fenced property. The participants claimed it was hunting. I’m a hunter and I can tell you that is not hunting. Besides that good list!
117 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
@CandJ (113): im sorry to hear about it. For some that is on the “other” side i think the hardest thing is to realise not to use that word at all because it does hurt everybody. Comments like yours help change things because i just saw it and it was directed at me not at some else.
@deeeziner (115): its not about me cuz frankly i wont give a damn how you call me in private, face to face or even here on LV. I can take an insult. In fact for me personally it was just that, but other people arent as indifferent. I dont wake up in the morning wondering what miss info thinks of me. So i dont care. I could have said that from the get go instead it was that comment that came to mind and i thought well its not right. Im not saying ohh look at me!! She is soo mean!! Im just saying dont use that word. I wish for everybody to be indifferent to it but as you can see not all of us are that lucky.
118 Taylor
January 10th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
In regards to #6, here is an excellent video. I am sure a lot of you guys have seen it and it’s kinda long but the ending is the best part so I highly recommend watching it if you’ve never seen it before.
119 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
@Arsnl (117): Who is this “she” you speak of?
120 deeeziner
January 10th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
@Arsnl (117): Might I point out that at the time I made my comment #115, your lengthy and admirable post #101 had not been published to the site. So although all your words were still fresh in your mind and memory, I hadn’t seen them yet. The fact that Mis Info’s comment had become nothing more than a slur to you because of the use of one poorly chosen word hadn’t struck me yet.
On that note, please ignore my slightly skewed sense of humor. I’m sorry if you felt I was defending the use of the r-word. I wasn’t. I was just trying to have a little light hearted jibber jabber with a couple of the long time commenters here at site.
*mumble-grumble*–Now get off my lawn you whippersnappers! You’re trampling my daisies!
121 Mememe
January 10th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Good list and… I wasn’t surprised at any of them except #2 (because I didn’t know that much about them).
#7 is so much like a raptor it’s amazing.
I’m a vegetarian myself and I can tell you it’s not the meat eating that will make you tough.
Go and mess with a Shaolin (Buddhist) monk and you’ll get my meaning…
122 Moonbeam
January 10th, 2010 at 4:09 pm
@Arsnl (83): No, I don’t come here expecting great philosophical essays, and I don’t come expecting perfect grammar or spelling in the comments section (I’m terrible at spelling myself and rely on spell check pretty heavily). I guess I took your joke a little too seriously in taking the time to explain the rules about capitalization concerning job titles – sorry!
@Arsnl (97): and @Arsnl (101): You surprised me in saying this. Thank you so much for standing up for people with intellectual disabilities. I am so flattered to have my comment from the ghost list re posted here. It’s gratifying to see the discussion open up again especially this week – as one of the women that I took care of for many years died suddenly a few days ago. Her death has left my heart aching, but to see people choose to stop using this hateful put-down even in a small way, by a few people has actually made me feel lifted.
@El the erf (81): Thanks for clearing that up. I have known people who are Muslim and they are no different than any one else. They have their peaceful, and kind-hearted believers and their violent or suicidal extremists. Every group of religious people have there extremists and mentally ill followers. I’m still not sure how this fits this list, but that’s OK.
@Miss_Info (119): As I’m certain you’re aware your name “Miss-info” makes you seem to be a woman. Have you thought of changing it? How about Mister-info? Less about “misinformation” but more like “know-it-all” I suppose.
123 k1w1taxi
January 10th, 2010 at 4:24 pm
@El the erf (57): Of course pigs are scary. Haven’t you watched Deadwood (the series) or Snatch?
Cheers
Lee
124 k1w1taxi
January 10th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Gorillas do not belong on this list. Not because of the 1% of lice in their diet, but because they are not that dangerous. Wild Gorillas are all bluff and no bite. Their are very few instances of them making anything more than a bluff charge on tourists in either the Virungas or any of the other tourist populations, and when they have actually touched someone they just drag them away a few feet and drop them. Of all the gorilla research books I have read I have not come across a single instance of a researcher being harmed by a gorilla
Cheers
Lee
125 ZibbyYamala
January 10th, 2010 at 4:44 pm
i love gorillas! oh, nice list.
126 Arsnl
January 10th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@Miss_Info (119): maybe “it” is better i dont know. As i said in a previous comment i dont care much about your gender either as im sure you dont ask yourself is arsnl a male or a female.
@deeeziner (120): im sorry. It appeared in on my page and i completly forgot about it not being posted. In fact its moonbeam’s comment not mine but i didnt imply you were defending the use of that word. (oh can i get a bunch of those daisies cuz i know somebody that loves them and they are so hard to find. Id love to make a nice suprise)
@Moonbeam (122): i remembered the passion put to explain something some people (including I) take lightly. I really dont deserve those thanks because i only stood up when i was the one in question and i was pretty much unaware of the frequency of its use in the comments. I dont contribute to society much, i dont do charity work nor do i have to care or stand by a person with disabilities. So i really dont deserve any thanks for pointing fingers. Im sorry about what happened to you this week but you should feel uplifted because you had that comment and it made some people aware of certain things that are not obvious (atleast for me)
@k1w1taxi (123): or hannibal. When the guy dies eaten by wild boars. But i really like pigs. Id love to have one as a pet. A white one with black spots.
127 Xin
January 10th, 2010 at 5:31 pm
That wild boar in the picture looks like the ones from Princess Mononoke. There’s my $0.02
128 El the erf
January 10th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
@Miss_Info (93): May I remind you of the eerie little tête-à-têtes that our two famous friends at listverse have more often than any of us…
129 yeah
January 10th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
This is why I believe there is the wild, and then there is civilization. And never the twain should meet. Hunting, hiking and the like are not for me unless under force of necessity.
130 Anonymous
January 10th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
#5: Did that fat American boy, Jamison Stone, really had to shoot and kill that wild boar??? He’s obviously getting enough food to eat. He and his parents could’ve made a lot money just capturing the boar and showing it off. What idiots!
According to a reliable source, it actually weighs half a ton.
131 Miss_Info
January 10th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
@El the erf (128): what??
132 Vera Lynn
January 10th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I have read that American Bison face into the wind instead of backwards to the wind ’cause their fur is so heavy on their faces. Pretty cool. No pun intended. Great list.
Im impressed with the lists since you’ve been back, JFray!
133 Geronimo1618
January 11th, 2010 at 12:17 am
According to me, all types of monkeys are dangerous.They can spread rabies.
134 Jono
January 11th, 2010 at 12:55 am
The pun must’ve been intended if you acknowledged it’s existence and did not remove it.
135 hunter
January 11th, 2010 at 1:34 am
You mean that baboon is dangerous? Why, it looks so harmless
136 khatzeye
January 11th, 2010 at 2:08 am
Great List!! #5 looked like the boar from Princess Mononoko lmao
137 clarey bug
January 11th, 2010 at 2:30 am
I’m really pleased to see Cassowary on this list. I’m an Aussie living in the UK and most people don’t believe me when I tell them we have 6ft flightless birds than can kill with a kick…
138 ldux
January 11th, 2010 at 3:04 am
@M Mac (58): A noticable ommision for this list I think is the giraffe, they have been known to kill buffalo for example and I also believe people, they are dangerous.
Giraffes are known to eat more leaves than they should to starve other giraffes.
Ducks are evil too
139 Nicky
January 11th, 2010 at 5:47 am
quick one, rhino horns are not made of hair.
140 The_Patient
January 11th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Nice list!
Bison are my favourite animal, for how cool they look, not for how they’d treat me if we met!
Also I thought I recognized the Cassowary. Anyone else seen Chris Pontius (Jackass) vs a Cassowary?
http://www.jackassworld.com/blog/2009/11/25/why-australians-dont-eat-turkey-on-thanksgiving/
141 The_Patient
January 11th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Just watched the video posted (at 118).
I loved it!
Thanks Taylor
142 grainwetski
January 11th, 2010 at 9:57 am
The authenticity of the photo used in #5 has come under dispute.
143 crispin
January 11th, 2010 at 10:19 am
@grainwetski (141): Got a link about the dispute? I’m just curious.
144 The Music Hearer
January 11th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Man, when I was a kid at the zoo, they told a story of a kid who got in the hippo cage and was eaten by it. I didn’t ever believe the story because Hippos are herbevores, but now that I see this list, I think there may have been some truth to that.
145 Alencon
January 11th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Darn good list. I might point out that even apparently docile wild animals should be treated with caution. Did you hear about the guy that tried to lasso a deer?
146 keisha9
January 11th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Such a cool list! Avsolutely loved it!
147 Mabel
January 11th, 2010 at 3:33 pm
@Daemon (19): Thank you. I was thinking there was no way that could be real.
This list was cool. I love weird animal lists. Most of these I knew already, especially the cassowary. Those are scary birds. Ostriches can kill you also, so don’t piss them off!
148 norkio
January 11th, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Interesting anecdote about the moose in America. As we know they are very territorial and protective of their babies. In Yellowstone, a family was caught and fined by the ranger service for putting their toddler on the back of a moose calf, like it was a horse. (A moose calf, btw is about 4′ tall and an adult can be 7-8′ tall!) The bull moose was close by and getting agitated. If provoked, a bull moose can overturn your car and kill with its antlers. It’s one of those things that could have turned into nightly news but the rangers stopped it in the nick of time. People forget that just because animals become desensitized to human presence, they are still animals.
149 ppp
January 11th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
how come the kangaroo didnt make the list?
150 Iakhovas
January 11th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@ronsantohof (56):
Yeah, I’ve been bitten by an emu. I think all those types of large flightless birds are just natural assholes.
151 Matt
January 11th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
About gorillas being our second closest relative after chimpanzees, they’re actually the third. It goes bonobos, chimpanzees, then gorillas. Bonobos are awesome. Instead of being aggressive, they have crazy group sex. They’re the hippies of the animal kingdom.
152 krystinaflores
January 11th, 2010 at 6:03 pm
seriously… i wasn’t expecting to see such scary animals lol…. ugh.
nice list though.
153 Dale
January 11th, 2010 at 6:26 pm
The pictured hog was supposedly killed in May, 2007, by the eleven-year-old boy shown in the picture. News stories concerning the kill are still on the net. The claim was that the animal weighed HALF a ton. It grew the other half almost a year later.
154 marc
January 11th, 2010 at 6:33 pm
How is the gorilla able to have the strenght of ten men?
Gorilla experts out there?
155 theenvirokid
January 11th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@Dale
How does a dead pig gain another half ton in a year? I thought dead pigs were slow growers?
156 natthenerd
January 11th, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Wow! I would have never guessed that ELEPHANTS were in the list! I always adored them
157 Dale
January 11th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
@theenvirokid (155):
Dead hogs gain weight just as dead bears do. My uncle killed a bear twenty years ago that weighed three hundred pounds. It has gained two hundred pounds since then.
158 theenvirokid
January 11th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
@Dale
dude thats crazy, where does all that weight come from?
159 meat eater
January 11th, 2010 at 9:41 pm
Why not PETA memberrs?
160 Dale
January 11th, 2010 at 10:00 pm
@theenvirokid (158):
Any good story grows in proportion to the number of storytellers. This damned hog will weigh two tons by next year.
161 Audrey
January 12th, 2010 at 8:23 am
I’m seriously considering rising up against idiotic people and taking photos with their “kill”.
That may be the largest hog in the world.
And what do you do?
You go and kill it. Real real smart, guys.
I’d just like to take a picture of someone, standing over a human corpse with this sickening, proud grin on their faces.
What’re you going to say then? “Nice one, Joe.” yeah right.
You’re going to outrage. And the hilarious thing is someone will be irritated by my outrage at the opposite and they’ll call it ridiculous and say I’m “one of those women” or some jackass statement like that.
I actually am hoping, and praying that the last of J.Frater’s lists will come true; the apocalyptic events.
At least then, this crap won’t be happening!
-phew-
162 Mark
January 12th, 2010 at 10:29 am
@El the erf (71): @k1w1taxi (124): Ever heard of Bokito???
163 Janette
January 12th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
That the rhinoceros horn is made of hair is an Urban Legend. Like hair, the horn is composed primarily of the protein keratin, however, is not made of ‘hair’.
164 ants1
January 12th, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Cassowaries have to be the worst tempered animals in the world, i probably would have had them higher on this list but am happy to see them there all the same.
165 Janette
January 12th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
@El the erf (57):
Eew. The same thing almost happened to my dad, grandma happened to save him from the dreaded swine consumption death. Btw, they are omnivorous.
@Iakhovas (151):
Add swans to that list, I came to find they have a mean bite, as well.
166 Mrs. Antichrist
January 12th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Interesting article. I had a feeling that hippos were going to be number one.
167 Morticia
January 14th, 2010 at 5:57 am
Did the touristy thing in my own country last week with the family and touched elephants – yeah, well, couldn’t help being ultra nervous, was pleased that at least 5 rangers were keeping things in check all the time. Awesome experience nontheless.
168 segues
January 14th, 2010 at 10:38 am
@mom424 (92): No Mom, you weren’t the only one. I have thought that one for years (I’ve always been a dino freak)!
This entire list reminded me of why it’s a good idea not to try to hand-feed the wildlife, you may come away minus the hand.
169 Grizzly4
January 15th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
@Dale
I don’t know if you know but the “wild” hog in the picture above was actually raised on a farm but when it became too large to feed and care for it was sold and put on a plot of land to be hunted. However, the fact that the hog above isn’t technically “wild” and isn’t the average size for an actual wild hog, they are still large dangerous animals not to be messed with.
170 matet
January 16th, 2010 at 6:43 pm
what are the 10 herbivores?
171 Jessica Karli
January 16th, 2010 at 11:39 pm
Well I see these animals in a new way now.
172 swissknifev
January 18th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
I have a pic. sequence of a squirrel that bit a dog’s arse when it tried to mess around with its baby. The squirrel then picked up her baby and ran up the tree. The dog looked lost like a mutt as if it was wondering how a little furry creature could get away after biting its backside. Probably it’s still a million bone question the dog’s mind. Animals normally attack in self defense or when there’s territorial abuse.But the most dangerous of them is the two legged creature with a brain can excellent language skills. The creature has invented the sword and gun and uses them for needless fun. The sharks are going, the Dolphins are going, the wolves are going, the whales are going, the tigers are going, the leopards and going… gun fun.
173 Jasper
January 19th, 2010 at 6:07 am
why the giant boar here is “over 1 ton” while on youtube is 477 Kg.? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rE8MQ-QEqg)
174 swissknifev
January 19th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Was the giant bored killed? It’s not tranquillized because the mouth says it’s died a violent death. Is killing of wild life allowed? that chap looked like a soldier who has captured a tank. He seems proud of killing a dumb animal.He must use his macho power to handle more evil guys in the world. Not poor animals. That’s weak cowardice.
175 Byakko Toranosuke
January 21st, 2010 at 7:29 pm
To all readers:
I am the author of the list but I didn´t pick the images (that credit goes to Listverse). And the animal they used for the Wild Boar entry is NOT a wild boar. Not a pure one, anyways.
Just wanted to clear that up. The bit about its weight was also added by Listverse.
And, as some of you correctly pointed out, the rhinoceros’ horn is made of keratin, not hair. I always knew this so I don´t know why I wrote “hair”. My apologizes. Also, my English is not very good so I apologize for all typos/spelling mistakes I might have made.
176 chuck
January 21st, 2010 at 10:19 pm
A hippo once sat on me … im ok thanks for asking. my point is they dont belong on this list.
177 swissknifev
January 23rd, 2010 at 9:58 am
People who use animals as trophies are making them extinct. They are wimps. They must use their guts to take on bigger people. BUT- if they had those guts they wouldn’t kill dumb animals. Even women don’t.
178 Noori
January 24th, 2010 at 4:45 am
I would very much want to avoid a gelada baboon. Gives me the creeps. Its the scariest.
179 Noori
January 24th, 2010 at 4:48 am
Did you know the cassowary is probably the most dangerous bird ever? they’ve got really long claws that could rip out a person’s stomach. its nearly always a fatal blow. i once saw one in a zoo.
180 swissknifev
January 24th, 2010 at 11:10 am
I want to meet the Gelada Baboon …It’ll love me.
Once I went to meet a friend. There were two Alsatians. They came charging at me in the compound. I stood still. I looked at them with love. i had a dog myself. They stopped two inches away from me, stopped, whimpered and went away instead of tearing me apart. I was sure they wouldn’t and they didn’t. I have crow friends too. And the stags in the zoo follow me, and the visitors were zapped.
Animals love me. Even the lizard in my home.
181 segues
January 26th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
@chuck (176): Hippo’s are indeed vicious killers. That you got away with a sit down is sheer good luck.
182 Leon
January 29th, 2010 at 6:26 am
the creature in picture #5 looks to be a good old domestic pig. if not, it might be a feral pig. but i`m most certain it`s not a boar. plus i would bet a buck the picture is fake.
183 Xenopus
January 29th, 2010 at 8:51 pm
The boar above was actually a domestic pig that some dumb redneck stuck in the woods and “hunted.” It was a huge hoax going around for a while
184 Sunny
January 30th, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Pigs are disgusting and ugly. I don’t even know any of their breeds although I am an animal lover. Ughhhh…. I thought boars were the size of about 4ft since in all the games they are so small.
185 Sunny
February 2nd, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I love these lists since there isn’t any disgusting thing in it.
Actually this list has a few.
186 Mikemc
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:57 am
Wow the male boar is a lot smaller than the female! Oh wait, that’s just a kid.
187 Ironcross
February 12th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
I was at the National Zoo one time and was visiting the Silverback Gorilla exhibit – I hate zoos they should all be set free in enclosed parks, anyway this thing ran around the cage PISSED batting this 55 gal plastic drum like I would a beach ball. POWERFUL