When we think of dangerous creatures, the ones that most often pop to mind are tigers, lions, bears, etc. We almost never think of non-carnivorous animals as killers. This list should hopefully dispel that notion. Here we look at ten creatures that are often considered harmless or gentle but which are actually insanely dangerous.
Gelada baboons are truly impressive monkeys, with those huge manes and severe flat faces. They are unique to the mountains of Ethiopia where they feed mostly on grass. Usually peaceful, but they are armed with some of nature’s most terrifying set of teeth. Although they seldom, if ever, attack humans in the wild, zoo specimens have been known to be extremely savage and aggressive.
Weighing up to one ton, the American bison is one of two truly gigantic herbivores left in North America (the other being the moose) after the Ice Age extinction. They were hunted to almost extinction by modern humans but thanks to legal protection they still exist in national parks. What most people don’t know is that bison have killed more tourists than bears and wolves! They will usually not attack unless you enter their “personal space”. Adults with calves to protect are particularly dangerous.
After chimpanzees, gorillas are our closest relatives, but there’s a big difference between them and us. A silverback gorilla (that is, an adult male, and usually the leader of the gorilla group,) can weigh up to 200 Kilograms, sometimes even more, and has the strength of at least 10 adult men. They are usually peaceful vegetarians, but the adult male won’t hesitate to attack any intruders that may pose a threat to his family. Armed with enormous, club-like arms and very long, sharp canines, and able to run over twice as fast as a human, an angry gorilla can be as scary as any large predator.
Cassowaries are among the largest birds in the world; they live in the rainforests of Australia and New Guinea, and they are amazing in many ways. For example, the crest on their heads is hollow and the bird uses it to produce a very low-frequency call to communicate with other cassowaries over long distances. The cassowary makes it into this list because it is the deadliest bird in the world; it feeds mostly on fruit, but if harassed, will leap into the air, kung-fu style, and kick at its enemy with its inner toe claw, which is long, straight and shaped like a dagger. It can easily disembowel a man with it, and has been known to attack not only humans, but wild dogs and even horses and cows! Males with chicks are particularly dangerous.
There are five species of rhinos in Africa and Asia and they are all huge, tough, short-tempered and potentially deadly. Their horns are made of hair, but they are still extremely dangerous weapons that can gore any enemy to death. The Indian rhino also has sharp teeth and has been known to bite as well. And of course, they can easily trample you under their weight (up to three tons). Basically, a living, thinking tank that can charge at incredible speed.
Wild boars are not completely vegetarian; they have been known to eat small animals such as bugs, lizards and frogs on occasion, and won’t reject carrion either. However, just as all other pig species, they base their diet on plants. Males can weigh up to 300 kilograms (though the rare one pictured above weighed over 1 ton) and have huge sharp tusks which can easily rip open the belly of a predator. Adult male wild boars have been known to fend off packs of wolves with no help! Females have smaller tusks but are still very dangerous, particularly when they have piglets to protect.
Cape buffaloes may look like giant cows, but they are actually the most feared land herbivores in Africa. Extremely short-tempered, these herbivores evolved in a land ruled by powerful predators such as the lion and spotted hyena, and thus, they had no option than to become very tough creatures themselves. Their huge, sharp horns and heavy hooves are deadly weapons, and they are among the few animals that will return to aid a fallen “friend”. If one buffalo is caught by lions or injured by a hunter, there is a good chance that the rest of the herd will charge the attacker to help their mate. The same is true of the Asian equivalents to the Cape buffalo (the gaur and water buffalo, which grow to be even larger).
We are used to see elephants as peaceful, even friendly animals, but they are actually among the most dangerous of wild creatures. Elephants have killed more zookeepers than any other animal, and due to their formidable size and power, they are very difficult to stop. Elephants can attack for several reasons; protecting their babies, their space, or simply, when they are in a bad mood. Males also enter a periodic condition known as musth, during which their hormone levels increase so much, that they go on a rampage attacking any creature they see, including lions, rhinos, and humans. For this reason zoos and circuses often avoid keeping male elephants.
A southern relative to the collared peccary (better known in the US as “javelina”), the white lipped peccary ranges in the rainforests of Mexico, Central and South America. It has extremely sharp canines that sharpen against each other every time the animal closes its mouth (like a pair of scissors). They roam in extremely large herds, up to 500 or even 1000 individuals. Just like Cape buffalo, if one member of the group is attacked or shot, the whole herd will charge the attacker. The only thing to do when attacked by a herd of peccaries is to climb a tree as fast as possible, and in South America quite a few hunters have lost body parts or even been bitten to shreds when they couldn’t climb fast enough. Wild predators such as jaguars and cougars are smart enough to avoid the herds, attacking only young or weak peccaries who separate from the rest.
The hippopotamus is the most dangerous of all herbivores in Africa; it kills more people every year than lions, leopards and crocodiles.
Extremely territorial, the hippo, particularly the male, can weigh three tons or more, and has been known to attack both on water (even capsizing boats and kayaks) and on land, where it can run incredibly fast despite its fat appearance. It has the largest and mightiest jaws and longest canines of any mammal, and can bite an adult crocodile in half. Imagine, then, what it could do to you!






























i love lists like this
A wild boar once attacked my car when I was driving
You forgot Human vegetarians. They can get violent and cranky very quickly
These animals are dangerous and should all be exterminated!
I’m not serious, really, I’m not
Hippos or Rhinos remind me of Triceratops, don’t mess with these things… not afraid to trample or gore you to death.
I bet the Diplodocus would be shamed to tears by these people.
Well I’m a vegetarian too, but ya’ll don’t wanna F#ck with me!
I’m glad to see that hippos were included. #1 at that. I really expected the author to overlook their deadliness.
Here in my desert home we’ve had to learn quickly about Javelinas. They are indigenous to my neighborhood and have caused many an auto and motorcycle death to those who have the misfortune to cross paths with them on our highways.
Quite a good list Byakko Toranosuke—Humans often make the mistake of thinking that large brains can win over the sheer muscle force that animals possess.
I often laugh at video footage of deers and elks knocking the sh*t out of people who get in their way. Probably callous of me, but I can’t believe that humans can be so arrogant in their belief that they are the dominant species when in the wild.
Loved the list =D
i heart jfrater…lollzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hallow.the title of this list is Top 10 Herbivores You Probably Want To Avoid but how come gorilla has also been listed? Don’t you know that gorilla is actually an omnivorous animal? THEY EAT LICE LOL.
I think I’d rather run into a big bird than a gorilla… Might just be me
Nice list, but you didn’t get my father-in-law’s permission to use his photo for #10. So shame on you!
Thanks for letting me know to avoid these critters. As if they aren’t scary enough looking! Yikes, number ten is freaky!
@ skrillah. Armin Meiwes (the German dude who ate the guy {with the victim’s permission}) also became a vegetarian in prison. Does that mean all vegetarians are killers? Obviously not. Does that mean I am staying away from German ex prisoners who are vegetarian? Fuuuuuuuck yes!
interesting list.
the picture for #10 looks “enhanced.”
The baboon is actually not a herbivore, but is omnivorous, they are mostly vegetarian, but they also eat insects, fish, shellfish, hares, birds, vervet monkeys, and small antelopes.In South Africa they have also been known to prey on sheep and goats!
@Olé (17): So does that mean that you are implying that Skrillah can’t back his ass, or that he’s a German cannibal?
The picture of that giant boar was exposed as a fake a long time ago, it was large, but still photoshopped afterwards for added effect.
Also, while the horn of the rhineceros is made out of keratine (like hair), you can’t call it hair.
That’s like saying nails are hair.
I find the picture in #10 funny.
@signe (19): Although baboons in general ARE omnivorous, this species (Gelada) are not. They are a grass eating species.
Regardless, all baboons possess an extraordinary strength, which makes them deadly to humans and other large predators, given the right circumstances.
The Pirhanas also include both of them herbivores n carnivores. And they ARE mostly herbivores, but the latter, more ferocious ones are probably more well known so I guess the veg. Pirhanas can’t make the cut ….it’s just like that Osama and his blood-thirsty cohorts are the more celebrated folks in amongst the moslems.
Somebody was hit right on the head
Cassowaries are seriously hectic. I live in Australia and have come across a few. They are really violent creatures. But then we have many violent and dangerous creatures here. Kangaroos can be really mean and can rip your guts open. They’re often found in the suburbs and can get pretty freaked. Then there are all the annoying birds like magpies and plovers. You can’t leave the house in spring without being swooped.
As for wild peccaries (javelinas), I had a friend from Tucson, AZ, who had to cling to a tree for the better part of a day when he decided to go bow hunting one afternoon. His options were being gored and ravaged by the javelina, or fleeing through a particularly nasty patch of Cholla cactus. Neither choice was very good, so he clung to that tree until the late evening.
Javelina are quite a formidable threat when in a herd, and many a hunter in my area has made quite a profit by clearing a herd from land that is destined for development.
@ deeziner. Neither. It means I am scared of vegetarians. That’s why I married one. Know thy enemy.
I think hippies should get a bonus.
@Olé (29): Ooooh, I see. Kind of like the ol’ “keep your friends close, but your enemies closer” type of thing. Gotcha. *wink*
Hey El the Erf—Did you forget your meds again? How many times do we have to set the “pill time” timer for you? Now drop the piranhas and leave the O’Bama alone. tsk tsk
@deeeziner (32): As for the Osama—Fire at will!!!!
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Cool list. I shall keep my distance should I see any of these animals rampaging around Birmingham city centre.
What’s the story with the picture for #3, the elephant? Is there anyone in that van?!?
I think the most badass herbivore is the Triceratops.
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“Males with chicks are particularly dangerous.”
Give or take a few genes, ultimately we’re all the same, aren’t we ?
@Kemutologist (13):
Gorillas are omnivorous, technically …
http://www.springerlink.com/content/g10283032j64g18p/
For the purpose of this list though, we can ignore that little detail.
Cassowaries are another matter – they’re known to eat mice, snails, frogs, other birds and even carrion.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary#Diet
I enjoyed this and completely expected the hippo to be at number 1, but I do have to say that both the wild boar and wite-lipped peccary are classified as being omnivores.
@deeeziner (32): Pray tell me…is it my nickname or my gravatar which bothers you??… cause I see nothing wrong with my comment.
One more herbivorous yet dangerous species spring to mind.
Africanized honey bees (yes, that’s the correct name … http://bees.ucr.edu/ahb-facts.html) can be pretty deadly if disturbed.
While not herbivorous, this next creature is something you’d probably dismiss as an urban legend if it didn’t come from the Amazon, a place known for some of the most uberbadass species on earth.
Candiru or Toothpick Fish : These suckers have been known to swim inside the urethra of unsuspecting people *****ing in rivers and suck blood to fill their little bellies. These specimens from Satan’s aquarium are only removable by surgery and in earlier times men chose castration (ouch !) as the only guaranteed remedy. Here’s a slightly outdated article on these pests – http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish
… and here’s a video, if you aren’t sitting cross-legged already …
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2781586/candiru_the_vampire_fish/
Fun list. But makes me rethink the fun family moment we had at the San Diego Wild Animal Park back when my son was ten years old — have a photo of him hand-feeding a rhino. Poor thing was probably doped up — the rhino, not my son. Hubby was bitten by an Ostrich on that trip, too. Dang, I want to go back and do that stake-bed truck tour again. I want to pet the cute little Peccary…
When I was 8 or 9 years old we had a school trip to the zoo. At the time I was hugely fascinated by the snakes so by the time I was finished staring at the cuddly pair of pythons my whole class had already gone elsewhere. I went through the first gate I saw and found myself head to head with a huge hypo. Being the most mind-numbingly stupid smart-ass kid ever, I even walked a few steps towards him with no fear whatsoever since, hey!, they’re just herbivores. He looked quite lazy and peaceful, just looking at me with that gentle gaze of his and then he opened his cute little mouth… I was a fat kid, but I think there was no Usain Bolt that could outrun me then and there. What I actually meant to say is: great list – and never trust a vegetarian!
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Great list, their are hippos a plenty here where I live on the east coast of Africa.
I have seen them walking along the banks of the St. Lucia lake in the early evenings, and sometimes a hippo would walk up to a camp fire and stomp it out for some reason or the other.
There was a programme on telly once called “Killers in The Water,” and it showed a man who had been attacked by a Hippo, and.. Ouch. A chunk had been bit out of his side, you could see where the tusks had been, and his arm had been bitten off. But On “The World`s Most Dangerous Animals,” it said the Animals we should fear the most, are creepy crawlies. Sydney Funnel Web Spiders, Killer Scorpions, Botflies, and “The Kissing Bug.” Disgusting things.
I loved the list! Particularly the picture of the elephant having “fun” with the car.
As for gorillas…yeah, they’re omnivores, but are still impressive. My brother had visited a zoo near us once and told us of this idiotic group of teens who were making fun of ‘Goliath’, the very large male silverback they had there. The gorilla kept getting more and more upset. One of the guys thought it would be funny to get right up to the glass and get closer or whatnot. …. That didn’t work out too well. Goliath punched the 1 inch bullet proof glass and it spider webbed. My brother had to laugh at the teens as he said 3 of them ‘soiled’ themselves. Unfortunately for Goliath, he had a broken hand and wrist. However, all 5 teens were charged with cruelty to animals.
The second story is one my grandfather liked to tell about his visits to the San Diego Zoo. The gorillas would throw their ‘waste’ at the crowd. The gorillas got so good at aiming, that it was almost a given that someone would be hit. So when visiting the zoo, he learned to stand as close to the enclosure as possible. Why? It’s because as soon as the gorillas got a “missile” ready, the crowd backed up. It would sail safely over my grandfather’s head to hit the crowd behind him every time.
Once in Yellowstone I was taking a picture of a Bison. It was across the river so I thought “whats he going to do, swim?”. Well he swam very quickly and I ran for it.
Great list
This list goes to show that eating your vegies ain’t such a bad thing afterall!
Those peccaries are badass! I once saw some baboons going absolutely mental in the zoo in Budapest. There was about 3 baboons picking on another one. Poor guy, they were chasing him around trying to bite and grab him.
Hitler should be on #1
Hey Boss Frater, since you like food and food related stuff so much…..what, in your opinion, are the benefits of being a vegetarian? And how about vegans?
Also, I wanna give a shout out to Jay-Jay and ‘lil Bob. Jusk kidding.
@signe (17): Whilst baboons in general are omnivores the gelada baboon is strictly herbivorous.
@oouchan (41): I’m fairly sure that both the lowland and mountain gorillas are herbivores.
@22 El the erf: Pirhanas only really bite when you’re dead or gravely injured, so as long as your heart beats,you should be more concerned with the other animals hiding in the river.
My cranky vegan boss should be on the list. The tofu-eating bald dude is the #1 herbivore I want to avoid. Except on pay-day.
Great list. I have come across several herds of wild pigs in the woods near my house; I’m not sure if they were white-lipped peccaries though. What I do know is that they go bat***** insane when you get near them – they start pawing at the ground and snorting and some start running in circles!
Yes, predators get the glory for being scary, but a lot of herbivores are just so damn BIG! I remember as a child we’d visit our country relatives, and go for a walk with my mother. Sometimes the cows would get out of the fenced areas, and I still remember my mother getting between me and one (which was still what I thought was a good way away) and warning me to get behind the fence quick if it came toward us. And having broken multiple bones, I’m leery of anything that could accidentally crush me (let alone on purpose). I’d nominate a Brahma bull as being pretty damn impressive, or a Clyedsdale or Percheron.
There is one recorded death in QLD, Australia of a man killed by a Cassowary. It cut his neck open with the razor sharp claws.
Also, that pic for No. 5 seems fake to me…
Awesome list man..
@Ninja_Wallaby (47): Actually since they eat insects they are omnivores. Checked out some sites and came up with this on several:
Gorillas are omnivores, eating fruits, leaves, shoots, and sometimes insects which make up only 1-2% of their diet.
why do the guy have to kill the 1 ton boar?
I was attacked by an ostrich. My sister and I laugh about it now but those birds are dangerous.
@Davy (50): Pigs are scary man.
In a real horrid incident near my home, a herd of pigs ate a two-year-old baby who wandered into their pigshed. When the mother came looking, she saw the animals feeding on the baby’s head and it was all what was left of the infant. I can’t even begin to imagine her helplessness and horror… And the pigs were domesticated!
Regarding point 9 would not musk ox also be considered as a big north american omnivore.
Seen the India Gaur or Mithun as they are known and the are huge beyond belief.
A noticable ommision for this list I think is the giraffe, they have been known to kill buffalo for example and I also believe people, they are dangerous.
Me idiot musk ox should have read herbivore.
LOL why is there a pile of leaves on the Hippo?!