Who hasn’t heard of a tyrannosaurus Rex or a velociraptor thanks to movies like Jurassic Park? When we think of dinosaurs, we almost all think of a very small subset of these giant creatures from history. But perhaps more interesting are those which are far less familiar to us all. This list is just a small selection of monstrous or weird-looking creatures from ancient times, most of which are little known to the public.
They don’t make animals like this anymore. Estemmenosuchus is one of the most bizarre-looking prehistoric monsters; it belonged to the group of the dinocephalians, and despite their dinosaur-like appearance, they were actually more closely related to mammals… including us! Estemmenosuchus was the size of a rhinoceros, and it too had a horn on its nose, but it also had antler-like horns on the top of its head, and strange, bony protrusions coming out of its cheeks; no one knows what they were used for. It also had a set of monstrous, sharp teeth, but scientists aren’t sure about its food preferences. Personally, I believe this thing was big and scary enough to eat anything it wanted. Fossil remains of Estemmenosuchus have been found in Russia; it lived in the Permian period, long before the appearance of dinosaurs.
This was an ancient relative of today’s sperm whale, which as we all know (or should know) is huge, eats lots of squid and has never been known to attack humans without provocation. Acrophyseter was the complete opposite; it was moderately sized, and didn’t feed on squid but rather on other marine mammals and even on sharks! Its horrible-looking teeth were deadly weapons and have given Acrophyseter and its ancient relatives the nickname of “killer sperm whales”. Acrophyseter’s fossil remains have been found in Peru; it lived in the Miocene period, which seems to have been the best epoch for scary marine monsters including giant dolphins, colossal sharks and even monster penguins and seals.
It’s name says it all; it was a monstrous ape, closely related to the orangutan, that roamed the bamboo forests, jungles and mountains of China, India and Vietnam during the Pleistocene. It was a vegetarian, but scary nonetheless; it could grow up to three meters tall and weigh up to 550 kgs! Its strength must have been extraordinary and probably kept it safe from most predators. It finally went extinct 300.000 years ago, possibly due to overhunting by early human species or as the result of climate change. Of course, all yeti and bigfoot believers like to think that Gigantopithecus survived somehow in the most remote parts of the Himalaya…
Epicyon could well be described as a giant pitbull on steroids. It was a member of the Canidae or dog family, but whereas modern day canids are built for speed and endurance, Epicyon was built for brute strength, and had jaws so powerful that they could crush bone as if they were crackers! This beast ruled the plains of North America for fifteen million years, before it was replaced by big cats (including sabertooths).
Today’s great white shark probably has some of the most nightmarish set of teeth in Nature, but its distant prehistoric relative Edestus was so scary that it would make the great white look almost cute. Edestus was about seven meters long and was one of the top predators of the Carboniferous seas. However, scientists still don’t know how it used its extraordinary teeth; instead of constantly losing the worn out teeth and replacing them with the new ones growing in rows behind, as modern day sharks do, Edestus didn’t lose its teeth at all; instead, the new teeth pushed the old teeth out of the mouth and, eventually, the gums and teeth would protrude out of the mouth like a pair of monstrous scissors. Regardless of how it did it, it seems obvious that Edestus could possibly cut any other creature in two with ease. But we still have trouble to imagine how a very old Edestus would “function”, or even how would it look!
This creature has earned some popularity recently thanks to the British sci fi show “Primeval”, where it was the very first monster to appear. Although real life gorgonopsids where a tad smaller than the TV version (the largest species, such as Inostrancevia and Leontocephalus, could grow up to six meters long), they were just as terrifying; as a matter of fact, they were the dominant predators during the late Permian, before dinosaurs and their relatives took over. Gorgonopsids had a set of deadly saber-teeth (some species had two sets of them) which came handy when hunting some of the largest Permian herbivores, often the size of rhinos or bigger.
They were quite agile and could probably run quite fast, unlike the predators that came before them. Despite their reptilian appearance, gorgonopsids were actually closely related to mammals, and it is even possible that they were covered in fur!
Terror birds, formally known as Phorusrhacids, were the top predators in South America and parts of North America during the Miocene, Pliocene and Early Pleistocene periods, before they were replaced by big cats and other carnivorous mammals. They were unable to fly, but could run very fast (as fast as a cheetah, according to some scientists!) and were very large; the largest species could grow up to three meters tall and weigh up to half a ton. Their main weapon was their head, which could be up to one meter long, allowing them to swallow prey as large as a dog in one single gulp! However, thanks to the hooked tip of the bill, similar to that of eagles and hawks, the terrors birds could kill and devour prey much larger than a dog, including horses, camels, etc.
Madtsoia would be the worst nightmare of anyone with a phobia of snakes. Although only fragmentary remains are known, it is claimed to have reached the immense length of 15-20 meters! This creature appeared in the Cretaceous period and possibly dined on dinosaurs. It was similar to today’s boas and pythons in that it was not venomous, but rather squeezed its victims to death using its immense muscular strength. Madtsoia was such a successful predator, that it managed to survive the extinction that wiped out dinosaurs and other animals, but it finally went extinct about 45 million years ago. Other giant snakes are known to have existed, including one that was said to reach 29 meters in length!
Purussaurus was a gigantic caiman (a relative to alligators) that lived in what is today known as the Amazonian rainforest. Back in Purussaurus’ days, 8 million years ago, that region was actually a vast inland sea teaming with crocodiles, gharials, fresh water whales, giant rodents and enormous turtles. Purussaurus was the top predator in that sea, and with good reason; at 12-15 meters long, maybe more, it was one of the largest crocodilians ever to have existed. The remains of other animals missing limbs or bitten in half are a macabre proof of this giant caiman’s appetite.
Although pigs, wild boars and warthogs today are known to eat meat on occasion, they are basically vegetarian. On the other hand, the Entelodon, a prehistoric pig relative, was a full time carnivore and possibly one of the most monstrous-looking mammals ever. Standing on all fours, this beast was as tall as a man, and had an immense head armed with powerful jaws and sharp teeth. Scientists believe that it was able to hunt live prey, but that it also scared other predators away from their kills (which should have been very easy). Its bite marks also suggest that it fought viciously with its own kind, and it is even possible that Entelodonts were cannibalistic. Entelodons were quite successful beasts, existing for about 9 million years.
Azhdarchids were a kind of pterosaur (most popularly known as pterodactyls) which included the largest flying creatures ever to have existed. Some of them had wingspans of 12 to 15 meters, making them as large as a small plane (although they were obviously not as heavy). But what makes Azhdarchids really strange are their body proportions; they had ridiculously long legs, necks and beaks, and very small bodies, as well as relatively short wings. Scientists believe that they did not hunt on the wing, but rather walked on the ground hunting for any animal they could catch and swallow whole- that included dog-sized, perhaps even man-sized creatures! Standing on all fours, the largest Azhdarchids were as tall as a modern day giraffe… and almost as tall as a T-Rex.
This is by far the smallest creature of the list, but it would still cause hysteria, and perhaps even some heart attacks, if it showed up today. It was very similar to today’s scorpions but could grow up to one meter long, perhaps more, and was armed with sharp chelae (claws) and a venomous stinger. Of course, we don’t know how toxic its venom was, but considering the considerable amount it injected with each attack, it was most likely a very deadly critter indeed. A predator, Pulmonoscorpius roamed the swampy forests of the Carboniferous in what is today Scotland. Just so you know, during the Carboniferous there were also giant roaches the size of house cats, dragonflies the size of hawks, and centipede-relatives up to three meters long. No kidding.
Since the formidable Smilodon (better known as saber-toothed tiger) is too well known, we have decided to go for a refreshing change. Enter Xenosmilus, possibly the nastiest feline ever to have existed. The remains of this very large cat (the size of a lion or tiger, but more robust) were recently found in Florida along with the remains of many unlucky giant peccaries (similar to wild pigs) that fell prey to it. Instead of strangling prey or breaking their neck as lions do, or stabbing them as the sabertoothed tiger did, Xenosmilus acted more like a shark or a carnivorous dinosaur, biting off a huge chunk of flesh and causing massive blood loss and shock in a matter of seconds. Compared to modern day felids, a Xenosmilus’ kill would probably be extremely bloody; so much in fact that it would probably not be shown in Animal Planet! Since we don’t know when exactly Xenosmilus became extinct, we can’t tell if humans ever met this cat, or fell prey to it.
This is a fairly well known prehistoric monster, but it is just so big and scary that it deserves to be in this list. Megalodon (technically called a Carcharocles megalodon) was a gigantic shark, closely related to today’s makos and great whites. It could grow up to 20 meters long and weigh up to 60 tons, being almost six times larger than Tyrannosaurus rex! Obviously, the only thing in the sea big enough to feed Megalodon where whales, and indeed, the giant shark’s bite marks have been found in the fossil remains of whales all around the world. Although many people like to imagine encounters between Megalodon and T-Rex, or dinosaur-like marine reptiles, the truth is Megalodon appeared long after the extinction of such creatures, and it wasn’t seen alive by any humans either, although it was still roaming the oceans when our australopithecine relatives took their first steps out of the jungle.
When Jurassic Park III was released in 2001, many people complained that the beloved lawyer-eating T-Rex had been replaced with a “made up” dinosaur. In reality, Spinosaurus did exist… and it was indeed bigger than T-Rex. The remains of this enormous predator where found in Egypt in 1915, and the paleontologist who studied them was already convinced that it was bigger than T-Rex. However, this couldn’t be proved as the fossils were sadly destroyed in a bombing during WWII. Recently, however, new fossils have been found, and Spinosaurus was finally declared to be the largest carnivorous dinosaur of all times. This beastie could grow up to 17 or 18 meters long, weigh up to 10 tons and had a sail on its back taller than an adult man. Its long, crocodile-like snout suggests that it spend a long time in the water and possibly ate lots of fish… but also crocodiles, giant turtles, and any dinosaur unlucky enough to cross its path. Even though T-Rex will probably always be the most popular prehistoric monster of all times, Spinosaurus is, and remains, the largest predator ever to walk the Earth… that we know of.



































Interesting list! The only tiny consolation about the giant scorpion is that David Attenborough told me (via TV show!) that there was more oxygen in the atmosphere in the carboniferous so there could be bigger insects; they couldn’t be that big today.
Great list TyB. Good selections for so many different types of dinosaurs.
Their names are too long to remember, so for me any dinosaur other than T-Rex, is a new one.
#7 Look at all those delicious little snacks for the purussaurus.
And I thought having a dog would ruin my mornings…
Whoa very interesting list – wish i had no.12 id ride that thing like Heman!
Great list, really enjoyed it.
Awesome list! I’ve always loved dinosaurs. The only two I’ve heard of are the Megalodon and the Spinosaurus. I love learning about new dinosaurs!
OMG, really really amazing list! BTW #13 is still out there by the name of King Kong..kilikilikili
@Geronimo1618: yeah ***** Bin Laden they should be looking for King Kong..
hilarious
Woah! Geronimo, Bin Laden weird!
Great list! Hate to nitpick, and I usually don’t, but the author seems to honestly not know how to spell the word “strength”, which is used several times- incorrectly spelled as “strenght”. Otherwise excellent list, hope maybe it is corrected before the morning rush…
@hillerious: Oops – I thought I had caught them all – I will correct it now. Thanks.
Maybe a quick copy paste in Microsoft word would help is removing errors? Strangely enough there are lots of spelling errors on this website. I would appreciate it if those could be fixed.
Cool list.
Most of these things look pretty freaky. Their sizes don’t make things better either.
Double post: I do think it’s funny with creatures like these when we feature them in movies and stories as peerless terrors. After all, claws or no, we accept these creatures with the same breath as evolution, and as such, have to accept that some or many contemporary species bested these creatures. True, we may not have evolved specifically to fend off these things, especially since they already died out long before we clambered out of the trees, but from a purely logical perspective: They died off, we survived, therefore, we are better suited to survive. Not actually arguing we as human beings would best them one on one, only saying to bring them back would not unleash the havoc feature films would lead us to believe.
@hillerious: “They died off, we survived”
Apparently they survived for a much longer period than us and it’s not sure whether the ‘human era’ would be of a longer duration than theirs.
Is it weird at all that I find the Terror Bird to be the scariest of all of these (name notwithstanding)
yes. Look at the giant snake! The picture is enough to make you sh** your pants
@hillerious: Oh we’d be screwed. Very very screwed. Although I maintain a similar scenario would happen if Pokemon were real and they turned on us…
this is a cool ass list…..
all these creatures seem to have size and ferociousness in common. i would have had to add the heliocoprion (late carboniferious to early triassic) with its crazy circular saw looking lower jaw………
@14 Geronimo1618: I see your point, but even so: creatures that dominated them were in turn dominated by something else, and so on. We fit in to that line way down the road. Our duration of existence has little to do with it, since at the moment we seem to be dominating over some pretty harsh creatures. If we suddenly had a thousand spinosaurus’ dropped on our heads, we would certainly find a way to defend ourselves- to the demise of the spinosuarus. They are an impressive lot, just not a match for modern species. The way we have adapted leaves us less vulnerable to prehistoric species than movies make us out to be, is what I’m trying to say.
…Like, say, with these nuclear weapons we have, and all the tanks and planes we’ve developed… I may be intoxicated (I am), but short of several hundred million of these monsters suddenly appearing out of thin air, I just don’t see a scenario where these creatures would dominate again. This is why Jurassic Park (the first one at least, I’ll level I haven’t seen the sequels) takes place on an island where communication is cut off.
@hillerious:
If several hundred million monsters appear at the same time and in different places(uniformly distributed around the globe
), then I’m damm sure that the majority of human race would be wiped out in the ensuing chaos (I’m assuming we’ll use nuclear weapons). Of course some humans would remain, but that may be the case with the Spinosauruses also..a few would surely survive. That puts them both on an equal footing?
Absolutely awesome list. I think the world would be an interesting place if these animals had survived until today. Walk outside to go to work, “oh *****, the terror birds have started nesting, quick throw some bird seed or a horse”.
I hope something like ‘Cloverfield’ happens someday, it’d be interesting to see how we deal with such a situation..though not ‘The Birds’, if that happens we are dead. Maybe hillerious is right in someways, we can deal with any ground attack but maybe not from the air.
@andrewtpepper: Thanks for the additional info, cause I heard the same thing about exoskeletons and Oxygen.
I don’t get #5, if they didn’t fly why did they still have so overly-developed wings? (at least in the picture)
Fossils were put underground by Satan to put us off our faith (NOT!
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Fascinating list! My brain always gets a little stretched trying to imagine the scope of time….
Love the list. I only knew of 3 of these previously.
Having one of these cloned and roaming around today would be my ultimate nightmare. I would be the first person eaten by one, I just know it.
I’m really hoping that scientists do not take the opportunity to clone one of the biggies. Jurassic Park would be real.
This list makes me cringe. I think a better title would be “15 reasons that prove ames801’s fear of the unknown is totally rational” or something like that.
For real though, good list TyB.
@oouchan: Imagine having a Xenosmilus as a pet! “Come here Kitty Kitty! Please don’t kill me Kitty Kitty! Here have a snack *throws the Xenosmilus a small dog*. That’s a good Kitty, rip his head off!”
Great list. Imagine a 90 foot long snake.Yikes
#11 reminds me of teh creature from movie “The Host” btw i missed Amphicoelias it desrvers a spot as very little was known of it and was truly a fascinating creature ( >150ft in length?).
Cool list. #9 reminds me of the giant Chicken done with stop animation from the film “Mysterious island”.
all yeti and bigfoot believers like to think that Gigantopithecus survived somehow in the most remote parts of the Himalay”
Yeti > HimalayA, bifoot > N.America
great list, I was surprised to see spinosaurus at #1 I thought many people knew about this one. In my opinion, I think the gian scorpions sound the scariest.
#1 reminds me of my mother.
This list is awesome! Really digging the Megalodon and the Gigantopithecus. Hoping for a follow up list soon.
And the Terror Birds lived many many years, ruling the countryside, until Colonel Sanders discovered the secret recipe. Their fate was sealed.
@Lifeschool: Yeah #1 reminds me of your mother, too.
Good stuff, TyB! Dinosaurs are so cool.
@flamehorse: Pretty sure you just started a ‘yer momma’ war
what about dunkleosteus???
K… this senseless arguing back and forth about what would happen if millions of resurrected dinos were to suddenly appear, and whether we could best them or not? I’ll settle this right now, with one word:
Godzilla.
Okay? Got it?
Why? Because Godzilla is totally badass, and very gangstah, and he breathes fire and *****. No spinosaurus, terror bird, megalodon or whatever… no matter how big….NONE of those characters breathes fire. So suck it, Science.
Plus, Godzilla held his own against *King Kong.* That proves it. Godzilla is the baddest mutha in the animal kingdom. And as for us? Against him, our weapons are useless. Resistance is futile. A rolling stone gathers no moss. Let sleeping dogs lie. A fool and his money are soon melted by Godzilla’s atomic fire breath. Understand? Capeche?
Pick the biggest, meanest, smartest shark/dinosaur/terror bird in the whole freakin’ ocean/jungle/sky, and equip him/it/they with *lasers,* then throw him/it/they in a tank with Godzilla… and that critter is STILL six different kinds of *****ed.
I rest my case. Now back to your Listverse enjoyment.
@Randall…
couldn’t agree more! The G-dawg is the most ruthless. Even kicked ass against robot-from-space Godzilla. And know what? He’d even smack down Chuck Norris without breaking a sweat!
@Randall
Godzilla isn’t real though.
Nice to see you back Randall, could not agree with you more.
I would have liked the monstrous ape as a bodyguard man o man 3 meters tall at 550 kgs then the General can bring on his Bruce Lee and Chang throw in Chuck as well – I bet in less than 30 sec old hairy is having a G + T at the local while the undertaker is taking his measurements for the coffins.
@flamestar:
Neither is the prospect of millions of these animals being resurrected and dropped suddenly all over the earth, knucklehead.
@Randall
Oh you.
@undaunted warrior 1: Anderson Silva > Giant Ape
Interesting list, it would be nicer if you included one of those comparison size charts:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Longest_dinosaurs1.png
@Randall: Lucky for us, Nerv created the Evangelions to protect us.
Topologically Godzilla is a doughnut. I eat doughnuts for breakfast. Ive got money on pixars ball. Thats badass
Charles Barkley held his own with Godzilla.
The Castoroides was up to 2.5 metres long could weigh up to 100 kg.
Yeah, it was a giant beaver.
Meh. I have 30 pounds of Spinosaurus meat in my freezer. Ever try heating one of these things up on a George Foreman grill?
@Scratch: You had to go there didn’t you?
No way General a forehead 500mm wide hands the with of his opponents chest and dont forget the size 82 nike shoes.
I found two interesting graphs (both are the history of the earth).
http://www.chronos.org/downloads/timetowerparis_highres.png
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/79/Geological_time_spiral.png
@hillerious: we accept these creatures with the same breath as evolution, and as such, have to accept that some or many contemporary species bested these creatures.
Or an asteroid.
@hillerious: If we suddenly had a thousand spinosaurus’ dropped on our heads, we would certainly find a way to defend ourselves- to the demise of the spinosuarus. They are an impressive lot, just not a match for modern species. The way we have adapted leaves us less vulnerable to prehistoric species than movies make us out to be
Yeah, we’re adequately prepared against some giant monsters, but what will end up killing us off will be much smaller, like some mutated microscopic virus or bacteria unleashed upon us. Unless it’s another asteroid hit. Or an invasion from a more advanced but barbaric beings from outer space. Or Godzilla.
@Randall: “he breathes fire and *****.
We might be able to handle the fire, but the ***** will be problematic.
Hi all, I’m a long time reader and decided I’d register to make the odd post.
This is a very good list. The giant ape is a new one for me. Weird!
Wonderful list, one of my favorites of all time I would say.
I thought the Megalodon would be number one. I mean, I hate sharks, I’m all for terrifying dinosaurs, but the thing is just too gargantuan and powerful (in fact, I think they had the most powerful bite of any creature known). Another good candidate for number one that didn’t show up here at all would have been any kind of pliosaur.
@Randall: what would happen if millions of resurrected dinos were to suddenly appear
Well, according to my video research, the tiny dinosaurs with the frilly necks would go around spitting at fat men, T-Rexes would be obsessed with chasing cars just as my dog had been fixated on following anything on wheels, and Velociraptors would be capable of opening doorknobs with an eery, suspense-filling slowness….all to the accompaniment of orchestral music, of course.
Getting back to the list here… I just got off work. This week (since it’s spring break for the schools) I’m doing a week-long art day camp. Today the kiddies used clay, pipe cleaners, feathers, beadery and assorted tiny things to create abstract sculptures. One of my kids created something eerily similar to the image of #5.
Awesome list! I love these prehistoric ones.
What a crazy nightmare list of badass mutha *****ers.
Not the sweet little brontos and stegos from encyclopedia Brittanica.
Note to self: No surfing with Edestus and Megalodon.
Excellent list. I love dinosaurs and all things pre-historic. My favorite creatures from before us aren’t huge but are terrifying, alien, and just plain weird. The Burgess Shale deposits here in Canada are the very best representation of the mid Cambrian period. It seems to me to be a time when nature was trying out a whole slew of prototypes, trying to decide which ones to keep. One of the creatures was called Hullucigenia because it is so weird you’d figure someone on acid made it up.
And there are many creatures of this ilk found in the shale deposits. Here’s the wiki link for a start.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgess_shale
Pretty cool – they’ve found a new human ancestor using mitochondrial dna or rna (I can’t remember)from a finger found in a cave somewhere.
I used to be obsessed with dinosaurs, so I knew all of these already. #10 on list – does anyone know when the season of Primeval starts? Cause I used to watch it (I know each episode by memory) but it keeps you waiting so long! When’s it gonna start up?
My favorite dinosaur has always been the Spinosaurus.