This is a list of some of nature’s creations that simply defy human imagination. Unlike the Little Known Prehistoric Monster lists, this one depicts only species that are alive today. They may not be as big or scary, but these creatures are certainly fantastic and deserve more attention than they usually get.
This amphibian, native to the deepest, darkest caves of Europe (most famously in Slovenia) and mistakenly identified in ancient times as a “baby dragon” has to be one of the most bizarre animals in the world. Completely blind, and lacking body pigmentation almost completely, the olm lives in a very alien sensory universe. Despite being blind, it can pick up both chemical and electrical signals via receptors on its entire body, which comes in handy to find the small invertebrates it feeds upon. Completely aquatic, the olm has a soft, pale skin that resembles somewhat that of a very pale human being, hence its local nickname of “human fish”. There’s a second subspecies of olm, the black olm, which is just as interesting but a tad less bizarre, since it has eyes and lacks the pale complexion of its cousin.
There’s no such thing as a “normal octopus”. These extraordinary animals look like they came from another planet, took a dip in our oceans and liked it enough to stay. Among the many strange traits of octopuses (octopi?) we could mention having three hearts, venomous saliva, a hidden parrot-like beak, being able to change the color and texture of their skin with incredible ease and speed (they are much better at it than say, chameleons) and having “intelligent arms” that don’t seem to need instructions from the brain to perform certain actions.
That said, there are some octopi that are more bizarre than others. The blanket octopus is one of them; for a start, the female is 40.000 times heavier than the male! The male is only 2.4 cms along and leads an almost planktonic lifestyle while the female is big, spectacular and over than 2 meters long. When it feels threatened, the female can also extend a cape-like membrane between its arms that makes her look bigger and badder than she really is. Finally, an interesting fact is that the blanket octopus is immune to the deadly Portuguese Man’O War “jellyfish”; as self defense, the clever octopus often tears off some Man’O War tentacles and uses them as a weapon.
What makes these little Tropical American frogs so surreal is that they have translucent skin, which basically makes them a living anatomy lesson without even having to cut open the frog! Indeed, some of their internal organs such as the heart, intestines and liver are perfectly visible when you look at the frog’s underside. They are closely related and behave similarly to the better known tree frogs.
This gelatinous deep water fish has a face that only its mother would love (although those who truly admire Nature’s boundless and sometimes macabre creativity will certainly appreciate it too). Found in the oceans surrounding Australia and Tasmania, the blobfish leads a rather passive life, feeding on whatever piece of detritus floats within its reach. It lacks the muscular power of other fish and practically doesn’t spend any energy while swimming thanks to its body being less dense than water. Rarely seen alive, the blobfish is occasionally captured as by-catch by fisherman’s nets. I strongly doubt it’s edible, though.
Don’t worry, arachnophobic Listverse readers! The assassin spider is only 2 mm long and despite its name and creepy appearance, it is completely harmless to humans. Its long “neck” has evolved specifically to support the weight of its immense jaws, which are armed with venomous fangs and act as deadly traps for other, smaller spiders that are its main food.
Viewed from the front, the hatchetfish looks otherworldly, and in a way, it does live in a different world from ours. This deep water fish is found in all the oceans except for the coldest regions, and, like the olm and blobfish, spends its entire life in almost complete darkness. The only life it sees is produced by living creatures, including itself, via special “photophores” or light-producing organs on its sides, which allow it to lure prey and to escape predators. As scary as it may look, the hatchetfish poses no threat for humans, being only a few centimeters long.
Also known as the “Yeti crab”, this crustacean is covered on what, at first glance, appears to be fur, but is actually a dense covering of setae, like those found in the legs of some shrimps. These setae seem to function as a filter, detoxifying the water in which the creature lives. This is very useful when your habitat is a deadly hydrothermal vent that is constantly throwing poisonous minerals into the water. The Yeti crab is blind and colorless and lives its entire life in darkness, just like the olm, blobfish and hatchetfish. It seems that Nature sends many of its most surreal creations to the places where humans are most unlikely to see or reach them. Maybe because they will last longer that way?
This fish, closely related to the sea horse, survives by pretending to be a floating bunch of sea weed. It swims very slowly, which adds to the effect, and besides, its dorsal and pectoral fins (which do all the swimming), are transparent and practically invisible. I strongly suspect most predators don’t even know the leafy sea dragon exists at all! These amazing little creatures have weird reproductive habits; the female lays the eggs into the male’s body via a long tube, and the male carries the brood until the baby dragons hatch. This fish is found in the southern and western coasts of Australia.
Evolution made this lizard looks so much like a decaying, dry leaf, that it is seldom seen, let alone eaten, by any predators. It is found only in Madagascar, where it shares the forests with other fantastic reptiles. It is an insect eater and despite its infernal name, scary eyes and defensive threat display (which it uses only when camouflage doesn’t work, which is very rarely), it is completely harmless to humans. Unfortunately, this incredible species is endangered due to over-collecting for the pet trade, and the devastation of its natural habitat (Madagascar’s forests have been reduced in a 90% and most of its iconic species are either gone or in the edge of extinction).
Yes, a humble caterpillar is number one in this list and I think it really deserves it. This is, in my opinion, a living masterpiece of nature and although all animals are amazing, this has to be one of the most awe-inspiring. Incredibly rare to see and found only in the rain forests of Mexico and Central America, this little creature is usually normal-looking and has rather drab colors, but if threatened by a potential predator, it undergoes an incredible transformation; it hangs from a branch with its hind legs, and inflates the front part of its body, until it looks just like a small pitviper ready to inject its deadly venom.
Not only does it mimic the triangular “head”, fierce eyes and shiny scales perfectly, but it also pretends to “strike” at enemies (it’s just a bluff, since it is not venomous or dangerous in any way). Surely, many of its potential enemies (including some humans!) fall for this incredibly accurate imitation and leave the caterpillar alone. As an adult, the Hemeroplanes is a rather non-descript moth that has absolutely nothing viper-ish about it. The Hemeroplanes caterpillar is poorly known, and sadly endangered due to deforestation.






















Fantastic list.
The blobfish looks like Angelina Jolie.
LOL
kewl list bro
yeah cool list , eye opening to see what crazy creautres are still alive compared to those crazy dino lists. Humans kill everything cool we suck…
The glass frog is cool. The Blobfish and the Blanket Octopus look like they belong in a cartoon… But yeah, I’ll take a gecko and a glass frog.
The plural of octopus is actually octopodes, since octo is a Latin root, and -pi is a Greek suffix, they shouldn’t go together.
Just a random, meaningless bit of information.
Great list, too. Good to see a few of these from Australia!
@bluesman87:
Never forget the importance of punctuation. I think you mean “Human kill everything cool. We suck.” Not to imply that we suck and kill everything cool. Hopped up on painkillers at the moment, so seeing the ridicuous in everything.
I so hope these creatures will not go extinct. They are all amazing, and I hope them being harmless to humans does not become common knowledge…
I have never heard of a few of these creatures, particularly number 1 which is amazing! Very cool and interesting list.
Wow meaannnnn..this is such cool stuff! Great! Amazing!
@Scratch: soooooo true! lol
OH MY GOSH. I was 100% poitisve I did NOT want to try live octupus, and this blog entry was graphic enough that I feel like I did anyway. EEEK! Kudos though, for trying it out. I totally want to go to the fish market though!! Not to eat live ANYTHING, but to go to a restaurant that will prepare fish for you
the blobfish looks photoshopped!
also i love the disclaimer to the arachnophobes..which does absolutely NOTHING to quell their phobia..if anything freaks them out even more. kinda freaked me out and I fear nuthin! ewww 2mm’s!! where does that think live? hopefully not in Canada!
fun list!!
just add, it’s sad to know that humans are to blame for the annihilation of these beautiful creatures. Yes, we are humans really do suck hardcore.
i take back my previous comment saying i hope assassin spiders don’t live in canada.
I’d be honoured to share a piece of land with that creepy creepy creature!
great list except the undertones of humans killing everything. I felt that was really unecassary.
Nice list.
I had heard of a couple of these and have seen a leafy sea dragon up close, though I wouldn’t have known it wasn’t seaweed if it hadn’t been pointed out to me. The rest were new and interesting and that is what brings me here. Good job. (the blobfish looks like my aunt Val before she puts on makeup… scary…)
Note how most of these (If not all) are insects, amphibians or deep sea creatures.
Great list.
i have always found mimic animals to be fascinating…. the more popular mimic octopus, while certianly alluring, isnt even on the same level as this hemeroplanes caterpillar — i love the accurate mimicry in both appearance and behaviour of the pitviper……truly amazing
The Blobfish, also known as Charlie:
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20091112174807/mightyboosh/images/f/f0/Charlie.jpg
Even though I hate spiders, the blob fish was more scary that that. ewww! However, I think the leafy seadragon is the best with it’s neat disguise.
Nice list.
awesome list
Great list, nice one! Number one is amazing!
@forsythia: (16)
Thank you for that FACT!
Totally awesome list, TyB! I thought the Satanic leaf-tailed gecko is an unusually beautiful creature, and upon first seeing no. 1, I felt shivers…
@nicoleredz3:
I feel this list is too deep-sea centric… oh never mind.
Cool list.
i LOVE the blobfish! they look like sad old men. and satanic leaf tailed geko? thats pretty awesome. whoever gave them that name must have thought it was the devil!
Nice list. The glass frog is awesome!
If people were transluscent like the frogs, it would be gross. But at least it would give more incentive to make our livers and lungs more presentable.
And, yes, I can definitely see the Blobfish’s resemblance to Angelina Jolie. It’s all in the nose and the lips.
I kind of think the blobfish is cute…anyone?
the blobfish looks more like a muppetbaby to me…
the blob fish looks like angelia and mick jaggers crack baby…..the crab looks like something youd pick up from a haggard 1 night stand at a crack ***** swingers party..
crack ***** swingers party in chernobyl…
@bluesman87: (28)
You’re awesome.
Agreed, the blobfish is adorable!
And yes, bluesman87, you have taken my joke to the next level and I applaud you for it!
Next time, put the disclaimer before the picture! A nice “arachnophones beware of number 4″ so then we close our eyes, skip it, and continue reading tra la lá. Please.
Fantastic list anyway.
Nice pics and info I enjoyed the list.
@dopetype:
Don´t worry, they are native to Madagascar, South Africa and Australia.
By the way, the crab pictured is not a Kiwa hirsuta, but it’s still pretty cool looking…
What a great list. Though it’s hard to imagine an evolutionary advantage to being see through like that frog. Maybe it makes them look less appetizing?
@scratch: I agree so much haha.
hi, really good list and I love the comments.
Earth slogans for T-Shirts, here we go:
. Save our planet, its the only one with chocolate.
. Earth: 4.5 billion years to make – 200 years to consume.
. Kid: “WAAAA!” Mon: “NO Johnny, you’ve eaten the last fish!”
. Smoking the rainforest can SERIOUSLY damage your health.
. Our rivers ARE clean – they are full of OUR detergents!
. Shock: Pesticides kill bees!
and my personal favourite:
. The Earths resources are now sedimentary layers within fat people.
Wow. Amazing. Just amazing. Thanks for the list!
Also, the olm (number 10) looks like the bad guy in Monsters Inc. That was bugging me.
Even though I knew some of these before the list, when I add this list to the previous two I have only one question TyB.
Will you marry me?
@segues:
Ok, but I’m not ready to have kids just yet
@Lifeschool: (37)
Sweet!
Our rivers ARE clean – they are full of OUR detergents! (Best one in my opinion)
Those ARE cool!!!! (Especially the see through frog.)
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@5kidswdisabilities: Cyn loves you.
@callie19: No it looks like an ugly face made out of pudding.
Anyone who is scared of spiders is a wuss, case closed.
Leafy sea dragons are my absolute favorite sea animal. I always visit their tank when I’m at the Monterey Bay Aquarium. They have a cousin that’s just as odd – the weedy sea dragon.
Herewith an utterly useless piece of information from one who mastered in Utterly Useless Information (or UUI, as we call it in the trade):-
A leafy sea dragon is eaten by Dr Zoidberg in an episode of +Futurama+ when the Planet Express spaceship is dragged to the ocean depths by a giant fish caught on a hook made by Bender from a parasol. +Futurama+ tends to conservation-friendliness, so it’s doubtful whether it was the last leafy sea dragon ever. That is even more reinforced given the lsd (as it’s known to acid trippers)is probably the best known beastie on the above splendid list – and therefore one of the more common.
Apropos, the male seahorse also parents. So Women’s Lib evolved in the sea – nothing new under the sun.
Aquarists will be aware of the frog’s equivalent, the glassfish (I seem to recall perhaps alternatively known as the X-ray fish), which also reveals its full inside story.
The blanket octopus should be sent back to Avatar where it belongs.
Many insects, particularly Lepidoptera, make a superb job as dried or living leaf, or bird-***** lookalikes. but such mimicry is rarer among larger creatures other than fish which look like rocks until you tread on them.
The blobfish could almost make you believe in reincarnation. I shall have no peace now until I remember who it reminds ME of (although I enjoyed the other suggestions above).
I are impressed. Thumbs up!
@maverik90: evolution is not always obvious like having bigger brains or stuff like that. For an example check out the gay animals article in the New York Times. Pretty funny how people get sturred up about stuff like that. Like it would matter.
Ps the blob fish reminds me of the chick from my big fat greek wedding.
@nicoleredz3 (42):
I rushed that one – I guess a better-worded line might have been: “Our rivers are the cleanest in the world! – they should be – they’re full of detergent!”. Ah, just me being silly… “One day someone will take this seriously; the next day they’ll sleep in.” (guess I just came up with another one, sorry).
@theoriginalcasualreader:
“Many insects, particularly Lepidoptera, make a superb job as dried or living leaf, or bird-***** lookalikes….”
While helping one of my kids do some online research we came across a type of insect that actually disguises itself by wearing it’s own excrement. No lookalike….just a pile of real walking crap.
There is also a real interesting species of crab that disguises itself by adhering bits and pieces of rock, seaweed and other trash it finds in it’s travels. Can’t recall it’s name though.
Oh yeah, I did a quick search for Blobfish look-alikes and google popped up with these candidates:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_HuV_NHMdPd0/Suev3Whpl5I/AAAAAAAACO4/1zx2I97aJfg/s1600-h/blobfish-candidates.jpg
I have seen number 3 at an aquarium in SF, those things are so cool!
@ deeziner 51,
Yup, camouflage in the natural world, including of plants, and whether ‘pure’ or ‘applied’, whether to catch or escape being caught, is a major subject worthy of a handful of lists in its own right.
It’s refined all the while by evolution, because no matter how good your disguise is collectively, smart-arsed opponents will suss it out sooner or later. That means if you haven’t smeared enough crap over yourself you get eaten, and your neighbour who smeared more survives. If that’s what it takes, makes you wonder if its worth bothering, doesn’t it?
There’s bluff and counter bluff wrapped up in it all too. Innocent, tasty morsels deck themselves out not only to look like pit-vipers, but also as dead ringers for disguisting-tasting or dangerous beasts of their own kind.
As a kid I used to be fascinated by the aquatic larvae of caddis flies. These sluggish, maggot-like bugs build a tube of local debris, sticks, stones or bits of weed, around their bodies, out of which just head and legs protrude. They can retire right inside when danger threatens. A bit like hermit crabs really – which brings us back to Dr Zoidberg in that same episode!
@theoriginalcasualreader:
“There’s bluff and counter bluff wrapped up in it all too. Innocent, tasty morsels deck themselves out not only to look like pit-vipers, but also as dead ringers for disguisting-tasting or dangerous beasts of their own kind.”
You got that right!! Having an allergy to bee stings I can remember the summers that I would flee from a flying death missile, only to realize that it was one of “those flies”.
My relieved realization that I had been fooled by another one of nature’s little mimickers was only equaled by my sheepish look of embarrassment as my friends stared at me.
PS–Dr. Zoidberg Rules!!! One of the best reasons to watch Futurama!
I keep telling you people to use your dictionaries
Do you even know what surreal means?
I have just one question:
how does a 2.4cm long male octopus get a 2m long female octopus pregnant?
@GTT:
It seems that he fills one of his arms with sperm, then tears it off (ouch!) and gives it to the female who can either keep it and self-fertilize with it, or throw it away, which would be very sad since the male dies after the self-surgery :/
@tylerberfield:
That is one of the least satisfying *****ual experiences I´ve ever heard off… Watching your ripped-off, sperm-filled arm get thrown away as you die… Thanks for the info though! This was a great list!