Top 10 Bizarre Genetically Modified Organisms
Published on April 1, 2008 - 245 Comments
This list was an April Fools Day joke for April 1, 2008. Items 10 and 9 are real, the rest are entirely made up.
Genetic modification of plants and animals has caused a lot of debate in recent years as the technology becomes much more accessible to scientists. Despite the potential dangers of some modifications, science has continued to test and produce some striking new organisms. This is a list of the top 10 most bizarre.

The GloFish was the first genetically modified animal to become available as a pet. It is a natural Zebrafish which has had genetic information from bioluminescent jellyfish added to its DNA. It was originally produced to provide a warning system for pollution but with the addition of further colors its viability for the pet market became clear. It was introduced to the US market in December 2003 by Yorktown Technologies of Austin, Texas.

The grapple is a relatively new fruit which is a genetic cross between an apple and a grape. The fruit combines the size of the apple with the texture of an grape and the flavor of both parent fruits. The grapple was originally designed to provide a much higher vitamin-c dose per fruit for third world aid. The majority of the funding for the fruit came from UNICEF.

The graisin [giant raisin] is a variety of raisin which has been modified to grow to enormous proportions. The graisin was produced by the National Institute of Genetics in Japan due to the Japanese love of large fruit and the recent popularity of western foods such as raisins. The texture and taste is identical to that of its genetically normal parent and it is served raw or thinly sliced in a stir fry.

Cork trees have long been used for producing cork-stoppers for wine though some wine producers have also begun using plastic corks. Wine enthusiasts have not taken to the rubber corks and so, in order to appease the traditionalists and the cost-cutting wine makers, SABIC innovative plastics have developed a tree which is a cross between a rubber tree and a cork tree. The corks taken from the bark of this new tree look like real cork and have the same porous qualities, but has the permanence and flavorlessness of rubber. Ghislain de Mongolfier, current manager and great grandson of the founder of champagne producer Bollinger, said: “This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.

This creature is the only one on the list which was not designed for a practical reason, but merely to prove that it could be done. Genetic Engineers in Zimbabwe (formerly Rhodesia) managed to unlock a dormant “flying” strand in the DNA of the Umbuku lizard, a very small and rare lizard native to Africa. It is believed that the lizard is a descendent of the Pterodactyl, which lost its ability to fly some millions of years ago. To date only 6 of these flying Umbuku have been produced and they are kept seperate from the natural Umbuku due the risk of cross breeding.

The paper tree has been developed to reduce production costs and loss of tree life in the paper manufacturing industry. The recent explosion in popularity of recycled paper products lead a Swiss based company to develop a tree which grows square leaves that, when dried, are already usable as writing paper. In the image above we see a company employee holding a dried leaf beside the trunk of one of the many Paper Trees now grown by the company.

This is probably the most remarkable example of how far science is able to go with modern DNA and cross fertilization techniques; the dolion is a cross between a lion and a dog. In order to produce this incredible rare animal (only 3 dolions exist in laboratories - the photo above is of Rex, the first ever produced), individual strands of DNA from each creature must be combined and re-inserted in to a host egg. This is similar to the liger (lion/tiger crossbreed) with the exception that the liger is able to be produced without prior manipulation of the DNA of either breed of animal.

The Tiny Piney is a miniature pine tree which is a mere 2cm tall when fully grown. It was originally developed to provide a fast growing source for pine-tree smell to be used in the fragrance industry but in very little time its usefulness in other areas became obvious. This tiny pine tree is now hugely popular as an edible plant in Papua New Guinea where it is dipped in a batter made from coconut milk and shellac beetle shells and deep fried. The Tiny Piney (official trademark) has a very subtle pine flavor which is enhanced by the coconut milk. The Tiny Piney is usually eaten as a dessert.

The fern spider is unique on this list as it is the only combined plant and animal. At the time of writing this is the only animal that has successfully been crossed with a plant. The spider is a cross between a common Italian Wolf spider (Lycosa tarantula) and the ponga fern (Cyathea dealbata). The purpose of this bizarre crossbreed was to study the survival rates of spiders with built in camouflage versus those without in a series of studies on Natural Selection at Massey University in New Zealand. The results of the study have not been published yet.

With the growing wealth of China, many rich Chinese women are seeking alternative and exotic pets to show off their money. This has lead to a number of Chinese medical and scientific research companies to compete for this new income source by producing cross breed animals. The most successful (financially) so far has been the Lemur Cat. It is (as the name suggests) a cross between a lemur and a cat. It retains the soft fur of the cat and the coloring, but has the striped tail and yellow eyes commonly found on a lemur. It is more ferocious than the average cat but it is generally no more dangerous than a Chihuahua dog. The scientific name for this new breed is Prolos Fira.
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1. Steve - April 1st, 2008 at 2:39 am
April Fool! The first one is beleivable but the Lemurat and fern spider!?
2. anderson council - April 1st, 2008 at 2:40 am
kind of disturbing, but interesting none the less.
3. stevenh - April 1st, 2008 at 2:41 am
Happy April 1?
4. stevenh - April 1st, 2008 at 2:47 am
I’m not sure when this was posted, but “Prolos Fira” is showing up in Google - pointing to this page. Scanned 8 minutes ago.
Pretty Impressive, Jamie!
5. FistSoup - April 1st, 2008 at 2:48 am
Prolos Fira. April Fool. Ha!
Had me going until 7 and just got more ridiculous from there. Fun list.
6. Metalwrath - April 1st, 2008 at 3:06 am
Lol, I thought the dolion looked kind of fake!
And the paper tree, totally ridiculous!
Lemucat.. pretty sick haha
This made me laugh my ass off:
Ghislain de Mongolfier, current manager and great grandson of the founder of champagne producer Bollinger, said: “This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.
7. Saffa - April 1st, 2008 at 3:08 am
Yes, I admit the first one had me going, but when I reached the graisin I smelt a grat (genetically modified giant rat). Surely a graisin would come from a gr-grape (obviously giant grape).
Imagine how much more wine they could make with gr-grapes. Mmmmmmm
8. 80s - April 1st, 2008 at 3:09 am
Oh, you got me. I only know for a fact that 10 is real because there was TV news and newspaper bits about the fish at the time.
That Fern Spider rocks though, we could eliminate world hunger if people could grow photosynthesising cells. Can’t say the idea of actual leaves and ferns all over the body is an attractive one though.
9. Bizkit - April 1st, 2008 at 3:32 am
happy april fool….
10. Simone - April 1st, 2008 at 3:50 am
hmm, lol, I’ve seen neon fish, but bioilluminecent (however you spell it), I think april fools is in order.
11. jenn - April 1st, 2008 at 3:58 am
but the grapple exists!! i have seen it at the store.
12. dangorironhide - April 1st, 2008 at 4:05 am
Wow, you got me good J! I didn’t even think to call BS on these until the comments
This list is amazing! haha
(It’s still early, I’m still gullible haha)
13. Lorcs - April 1st, 2008 at 4:09 am
Hahaha. Well done! Happy April Fool’s Day!
14. wade - April 1st, 2008 at 4:11 am
If you look closely, the Umbuku Lizard wings are clearly photoshopped. Anyway, it’s a very entertaining list.
15. cowboy - April 1st, 2008 at 4:30 am
i was fooled! fooled right until the end! oh, for shame.
great list tho
16. ZAxel - April 1st, 2008 at 4:30 am
On the GloFish website, it says the fish will only look like they’re glowing when it’s completely dark and there’s a black light on the tank.
Grapples do exist but not everything about them here is true.
I would also like to buy #’s 2, 4, and 6.
17. Me - April 1st, 2008 at 4:34 am
I really want a tiny piney, only that I live in tropical regions…
18. Julia - April 1st, 2008 at 4:41 am
The first one is actually true, my biology teacher has those fish in pink in our classroom, with DNA from a jellyfish.
19. Mel - April 1st, 2008 at 4:56 am
i’m worse than all of you! i was going until i got to the ‘paper tree’ and i thought…but the DOLION??? that was too much. i started laughing when i saw the ‘fern spider’ and burst out loud laughter when i saw th picture in number 1!!!!!!!! WORST example of photoshop i have ever seen. haha!
20. Twinkle - April 1st, 2008 at 5:01 am
i thought the dolion was so cool
21. Denashi - April 1st, 2008 at 5:04 am
Nice one!
22. Wally - April 1st, 2008 at 5:10 am
No kidding Wade. Dont forget, you are late for your job as Chairman of the “Lets point things out after the event in order to not look silly” meeting!! Hurry hurry!!
23. skipps - April 1st, 2008 at 5:17 am
Shucks, is this really an April Fool’s day joke? Awww, but I really wanted the Dolion.
24. DanOhh - April 1st, 2008 at 5:26 am
No, all of this is true my wife’s, husband, brother, dad, other son told me so.
25. alexlwe - April 1st, 2008 at 5:54 am
thank god its an april fools joke. that fern spider freaked me out.
26. DiscHuker - April 1st, 2008 at 5:54 am
cross breeding between plants and animals, lol. what’s next, the pit trap? (genetically crossed pit bull with a venus fly trap) the most dangerous animal in the world!!
27. Mom424 - April 1st, 2008 at 5:55 am
Ha Ha, good job.
We do have graisins though, they’re called Prunes.
A couple more genetic cross breeds I would like to see;
Paris Hilton + Babe = A dirty pig with morals
Tom Cruise + Richard Gere = Flaming Fruitcake
28. mitchsn - April 1st, 2008 at 6:06 am
Ive actually heard of grapples so you had me for a minute there =)
29. Ben - April 1st, 2008 at 6:14 am
You had me until the Dolion. Hah.
30. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 6:19 am
Mom424: not quite
A prune is a dried plum, a raisin is a dried grape!
31. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 6:22 am
I must say - I enjoyed writing this list immensely
32. Alex - April 1st, 2008 at 6:25 am
I fully thought this was real until about 3/4 of the way down… The dolion, lemurat and fern spider are just ridiculous, but i was still willing to accept that you had no photos of the actual things so you just photoshopped some stuff and hoped no one would notice… Love it!
33. Mom424 - April 1st, 2008 at 6:32 am
jfrater; I know
34. islanderbst - April 1st, 2008 at 6:37 am
Outstanding!, I loved the fern spider.
35. jesse - April 1st, 2008 at 6:39 am
fern spider is nuts!!
36. JwJwBean - April 1st, 2008 at 6:55 am
I have a grapple waiting for me in my kitchen right now. They are real, but they are more like an apple in feel and consistency, but they do have a grapey taste to them. They are rather yummy.
37. Emily - April 1st, 2008 at 6:55 am
I absolutely DREAD the day scientists start to breed humans with something other than humans!! I mean, I’m all about scientific progress, and these food / animals are pretty kick ass, but if I ever live to see a human giving birth to a litter of otters or something . . . I don’t know, man . . . pretty bizarre!
38. JwJwBean - April 1st, 2008 at 6:56 am
I htink texture was the word I was looking for not consistency.
39. Kristin - April 1st, 2008 at 7:03 am
Well done friend! I didnt even think it was a prank until I saw the posts!
I’m glad its fake though, that fern spider really REALLY freaked me out, I would hate to see that in a dark alley :). I thought the Lemurat was cute though!
40. srichards - April 1st, 2008 at 7:13 am
wow i totaly told some people at my work place to check out this list….wish i had read the post before lol…guess jokes’ on me
41. Bob - April 1st, 2008 at 7:27 am
I was wary of April Fools jokes, but this started out plausible. The fish were a good intro, but I knew that Grapples were just apples soaked in grape juice, and I was preparing a scathing comment, then I thought, “Wait–that’s just what they want!” haha, good job, guys!
42. goof_ball - April 1st, 2008 at 7:32 am
Pretty cool!
43. darthbarbie - April 1st, 2008 at 7:43 am
As far as a few are concerned I find it hard to believe but we here at the Darth house eat Grapple’s. It’s my daughters favourite fruit. We get them all the time. They cost about 3.99 Canadian for 4 and taste pretty much like the description said. Like M&M’s they really do exist….
44. billyrules! - April 1st, 2008 at 7:54 am
i already started my day off horribly since i fell for this april fool’s prank. i wonder what’s in store for me now…
45. Nicowarrior - April 1st, 2008 at 8:04 am
I cant believe i didnt realise, i am going to have to re-assess how clever and intelligent I think I am. I am obviously a gullible moron
46. W Tom - April 1st, 2008 at 8:06 am
very nice jamie.
47. chershey - April 1st, 2008 at 8:10 am
The first one I’ve fallen for today. Congrats jfrater!
48. Lori - April 1st, 2008 at 8:11 am
As soon as I got to the dolion, I figured it was made up. I did a google search for dolion and got nothing. Plus, it looked like a dog in a lion’s mane costume.
49. Cyn - April 1st, 2008 at 8:18 am
WELL DONE!
50. Simons - April 1st, 2008 at 8:22 am
Srichards: Think of it this way, you can just laugh at them and pretend you knew it was a joke the whole time saying “April Fools! hahah” Lol poor guy
51. manashiori - April 1st, 2008 at 8:23 am
okay great. YOU GOT ME! HAHA! Good one.
Happy April Fool’s!
52. Shabab - April 1st, 2008 at 8:23 am
what about the 5-assed monkey
53. Joss - April 1st, 2008 at 8:24 am
Awesoooooooome. Best list ever!
54. littleboots - April 1st, 2008 at 8:25 am
Oh, and i thought staying home with my trusted computer would keep me safe from the april fools pranksters…lol guess i was wrong…good one!
55. miller - April 1st, 2008 at 8:25 am
going to be getting friends all day with this thanks jfrater
56. Ian - April 1st, 2008 at 9:13 am
grapples are real, i’ve eaten them. They taste just like grapes.
57. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 9:16 am
The weird thing is that I actually made up the whole grapple thing - and now it turns out it is real - I guess I April Fooled myself in a weird kind of way!
58. Mikkle - April 1st, 2008 at 9:21 am
what would you do if you saw a fern spider just run across your desk? Would you water or kill it?
59. Saint Cad - April 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
Except that grapple is an apple with grape flavoring - not a genetic combination of apples and grapes.
60. Lizim - April 1st, 2008 at 9:22 am
I was buying in until the “dolion”. It was a poor lab it a costume! If anyone genetically engineered anything that looked that pathetic they’d never let anyone take a picture of it!
61. CK - April 1st, 2008 at 9:35 am
Haha you had me fooled too, up until the dolion. I tried to look it up and couldn’t find anything about it. Then I began to think maybe it was an April Fool’s joke and when I read about the Fern Spider… then I knew for sure.
Haha good one JFrater, this was an awesome list, even if most of them aren’t real!! =)
62. CK - April 1st, 2008 at 9:39 am
Mikkle - After jumping back about 100 feet, I’d probably kill it. I HATE SPIDERS!
63. conni - April 1st, 2008 at 9:51 am
Awww, and I wanted that cute lil’ chameleon with wings too! You can keep the freaky @ss spider though!!! Lol! Great list!!
64. giann - April 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am
but there have been GMO’s w/c is a cross of plants and animals. why does everyone think its ridiculous? ToT
65. Directorxian - April 1st, 2008 at 9:53 am
So, I totally fell for it, too. I was like “These are very doable,” but then it got to the spider and I was like “WTF, is that possible.” Good job. I hate April Fool’s. I’m a sucker.
Christian Eriksson
66. Barack Obama - April 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Cyn–make sure you check out the last bits on our ‘Friends’ list playa.
67. Blogball - April 1st, 2008 at 10:11 am
This was really well done.
I was both disappointed and relieved when I saw this was an April fool’s joke.
I admit you had me going. I recently read about this http://news.nationalgeographic.....eo-ap.html
and thought to myself well I guess anything is possible.
68. Amanda - April 1st, 2008 at 10:13 am
Im a moron. I thought… even into a couple of the comments that these were all real. Holy crap. I am a complete idiot.
69. Lewis - April 1st, 2008 at 10:14 am
It didn’t cross my mind til I read the comments!:P
70. ShibariHime - April 1st, 2008 at 10:23 am
I have eaten Grapples. They are yummy! It’s wierd though. They look feel and have the same crunch and mouth as an apple. But they taste like a grape apple. If you look at them close you can see the injection holes ALL over the apples where the grape flavor is added. It’s a trip! A yummy confusing sweet juicy tart trip!
71. Jake - April 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
Haha!! I was buying this until number 6, then I remembered what day it was. Good stuff.
72. slipstick - April 1st, 2008 at 10:33 am
You got another one. lmao Working third shift makes it hard to remember what day I’m on.
73. Miss Destiny - April 1st, 2008 at 10:42 am
So I’m reading this list, get through maybe the first half of it, and I’m thinking “What, no April Fool’s Joke List?” Maybe JFrater doesn’t want to fool us, this being an educational site and all. Then I saw the Dolion and the Fern Spider (thank goodness that’s not real!) and I knew I’d been duped. Very clever, Jamie!
This is like the third one I’ve fallen for, after a couple of blogs I read this afternoon. Wow I’m slow on the uptake today! I work with a practical joker so I’d better be ready tonight.
74. heavybison - April 1st, 2008 at 10:50 am
To be honest..i was too flabbergasted to notice..looks like that Rome trip did J a world of good!!
Happy AFD everyone!!!
75. MrSelfdestruct - April 1st, 2008 at 10:55 am
The sad thing is that I have a degree in Molecular Biology/Biochemistry (unused at the moment) and I was in agreement up until the lion/dog hybrid.
First of many that I will fall for today
76. Randy - April 1st, 2008 at 10:59 am
Had me going until #7. Then I thought I smelled a lemurat…
Great joke list.
Happy AFD all!
77. Ruairi - April 1st, 2008 at 11:07 am
BASTARD!!!
i was thinking to myself “this is the most interesting list i’ve ever read” hahaa
very well done
78. Ruairi - April 1st, 2008 at 11:09 am
oh and (lol) who came up with the term “tiny piney”?!
79. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 11:11 am
I must confess - I came up with Tiny Piney
I liked the sound of it!
80. Randall - April 1st, 2008 at 11:13 am
jfrater:
Jamie, I think you’ll find this amusing. An April Fool’s stunt in NZ that went totally wrong:
http://stuff.co.nz/4459713a10.html
81. heavybison - April 1st, 2008 at 11:23 am
Trust Randall to come up with that!!
82. Randall - April 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
Jamie:
Oh, and… I DO hope “Tiney Piney” was NOT some nickname bestowed upon you… by…. you know… members of the opposite sex. ‘Cause… that *would* sting.
By the way…. I noticed that much of this list has the makings of some decent, if exotic, fine dining. You know, “chopped lemurat with grapple sauce”… “pan-seared glofish with tiney-piney salad and graisin dressing”… the possibilities are gourmand-ous.
Someday science will bring us many new weird things to eat. God bless knowledge and learning.
83. Joss - April 1st, 2008 at 11:40 am
I’m pretty sad about the Umbuku lizard. That would’ve been cool.
84. Megan - April 1st, 2008 at 11:46 am
I completely fell for this one, I started googling all the names starting with Prolos Fira… I was gonna post it was a fake list and then I red the comments…
85. sadkiddo - April 1st, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hahaha! almost buy it, ’til #7…when i start laughing at myself xD
86. filipinoknight - April 1st, 2008 at 12:26 pm
APRIL FOOLS that was a good one the first couple were belivable. Then I caught on with the lizard. The plants are belivable cause of plants are easier to geneticly manipulate.
87. facekickin - April 1st, 2008 at 12:38 pm
this was nice and convincing. i was pretty incredulous over the fern spider. wikipedia didn’t have information on it… then i read the comments… so naive
88. facekickin - April 1st, 2008 at 12:39 pm
…fern spider looks like optimus prime.
89. kate - April 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I saw a thing on Food Network about Grapples! They seem really gross.
90. Scar. - April 1st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Omg I was baffled! I was like “omg how amazing!” at the spider, and the lemurat, then I started reading the comments and realized the date.
I was FOOLED!
91. SpookyMulder - April 1st, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Wow. That’s the second time I’ve been had today! Good job Jamie, you have me going until the Umbuku Lizzard.
92. RKayne - April 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Had me on ten, but I know about Grapples, they ‘infuse’ them (god awful expensive and not really good), lol. Great post though!
93. Nelia - April 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Haha, I was perplexed by the paper tree, and when the Dolion came around next I managed to remember what day it was.
But seriously, I really wanted one of those lizards. That thing is adorable, and so cool looking
Mikkle w/ comment 58… killed me dead. Hilarious.
94. copperdragon - April 1st, 2008 at 12:58 pm
hilarious and imaginative!!!
good job! Happy April Fools Day!
95. downhighway61 - April 1st, 2008 at 1:05 pm
aww. i wish tiny piney was real. it’s cute.
grapples are real, just injected with flavor. really gross flavor.
96. Stevo - April 1st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Amusing. Grapples and Glofish are real, but the others are ridiculous. And Grapples aren’t GMOs, they’re just apples soaked in grape juice; it even says so on the package.
97. FauxNixon - April 1st, 2008 at 1:32 pm
As weird as most of these are, I find the existence of the spider-fern absolutely terrifying and disgusting. I don’t even know how to describe how uncomfortable even the idea of that is to me.
98. Tjgrs - April 1st, 2008 at 1:33 pm
The first two are real, all the others an april fools joke. very clever. Lost me at the Umbuku Lizard
99. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Tjgrs and FauxNixon: they are - but note my comment #57 - I had no idea a grapple existed when I wrote that item!
Randall: if England knows what is good for them they should give me a knighthood!
100. 666 - April 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Downhighway,
The “tiny-piney” is real (just not called that), the one pictured looks like a club moss (not related to pine tree genus—Pinacea).
The one in the picture looks like it belongs to the Family: Lycopodeacea; genus: Lycopodium; Sp.: don’t know
101. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Mikkle: well - I would scream like a bitch and run!
102. Crimanon - April 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Here I am getting ready to barge in here are start yelling “I WANT SOURCES!”…It’s, it’s what? Oh, no kidding! I should use my calendar more often. Great list, I think.
103. Jordan G - April 1st, 2008 at 1:52 pm
One time, at CTY ( a summer camp for nerds), some of my hallmates got grapples. They were so excited, then another hallmate pointed out that they were just apples with artificial grape flavoring. They were pretty upset.
104. 666 - April 1st, 2008 at 1:55 pm
RE: #100
Family: Pinacea
Genus: Pinus
For the pine tree
105. anthony p - April 1st, 2008 at 1:56 pm
awwww does this mean no grapple :(, im pretty sure i have heard about that glow thing before but i think it was in mice not fish.
I kinda clicked at ath lion dog, and was really curious as to why they finky little flying critter looked like a chameleon
106. Randall - April 1st, 2008 at 1:57 pm
jfrater:
Oh, I concur completely, mon ami. However, as you well know, they’ll make you wait until they feel you’ve reached an advanced age where you will be less likely to do something that embarrasses Her Majesty. So you got a few decades before they’ll even deign to phone you, in their condescending British way. Right now—god knows what debased debauchery you might commit… thus besmirching your garter and title. Which would reflect poorly, in turn, upon the Commonwealth.
Not to mention, of course, that you’re a New Zealander… and thus suspect. You know they don’t trust us provincial former colonial types that easily.
And besides… Her Majesty undoubtedly isn’t even *aware* that the internet exists… let alone what a “List Universe” would be… hence, her befuddlement, as she taps you with the sword, would cause only further embarrassment to the Crown.
“Sir Jamie Frater” rolls off the tongue nicely though. If only they responded to *petitions* for these things…
However, my envy would prevent me from using my considerable influence with the Court of St. James… as an American, I cannot accept a knighthood, though lord knows I’m deserving of a Lordship. I see no reason why you should bask in the glow of honor while I have to toil in anonymity.
107. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Randall: alas I must say that the socialist government of my nation of birth (NZ) has decided that they are above receiving knighthoods and have abolished them - no more NZ knights. Frankly, I think it is just because they are jealous knowing that commies don’t get knighthoods so they spoil it for the people with half a brain enough to know that socialism is an evil governmental system!
108. joe legge - April 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
jfrater:
sorry to ask what might be an ignorant question but…how did you get these pictures? They’re what had me fooled.
109. Michelle - April 1st, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Hilarious, but I think you can tell it’s false. I mean really.
110. Johnny - April 1st, 2008 at 2:11 pm
http://www.grapplefruits.com/process.html
111. 666 - April 1st, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Here it is: #3
Tree Clubmoss - common name
Lycopodium obscurum
All of the little mosses are genetically identical, they are all connected to underground root systems (rhizomes), so you can’t really plant them as decorations.
112. Sean - April 1st, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I thought it was real until I saw the comments.
113. 666 - April 1st, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Common name for #3 where I am from: princess pine
114. 666 - April 1st, 2008 at 2:29 pm
#3 is also a protected (not endangered) species in my area, because people would destroy entire populations of them to make home-made wreaths and xmas decorations.
115. Csimmons - April 1st, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Here’s a rundown of how I think of each of these,
10)Glofish sound like cool pets, just gows to prove how some great inventions are made accidentaly.
9)Okay, those just sound fuckin’ nasty.
8)I wanna know which person suggested this an punch him in his damn face, what the hell kinda use is a giant raisin? other than stir-fry of course, and that still sounds nasty.
7)This is pretty cool, makes cork making faster, which means more wine, which makes Jfrater happy.
6)I WANT ONE! Those look cool, and if they can make them spit poison, then I’ve got a boyguard.
5)Now all those enviromentalists can stop crying about “Savin’ the enviroment.” now we just take leaves, happy?
4)I can only think of one reason why someone thought to make this creature, to have it and a liger face each other a balls to the wall barbwire steel cage death match which would be BITCHIN’ to see.
3)I honestly don’t see the point, sure we get more pine cone scent things for cars but eating them just sounds nasty to me.
2)That thing is just creepy. I have some bad arachnophobia but I love plants and now thats ruined too.
1)That thing sounds cool(I’d throw it in the cage match with the liger and dolion)but honestly, the eyes are weird.
well that’s my two cents.
116. Tonny SS - April 1st, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Ok, you got me.
Kudo to the prelude to the ending.
At 10-7, I thought they sound totally plausible and interesting, considering I have seen the grapples. At 6 and 5, I was frowning. At 4, I was “really?”
At 3, 2, 1, I was “what?!?”
Then I read the comment, I realized I’m an idiot.
117. Randall - April 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
jfrater:
As with all things, we can blame Socialism. Why not? When I was a kid, I wanted to be a major league baseball pitcher. But I knew it was not to be. And I was (and am) a New Yorker. So I blamed Nelson Rockefeller.
Made sense at the time. My family said he was to blame for everything else.
118. Csimmons - April 1st, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Oh, and happy april fools to all!
119. MerMer - April 1st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Happy April Fools…
The rubber cork tree is where you really lost my belief….
But I would just like to mention (if anyone cares), that grapples do exist…only there are apples injected with grape flavor…. Check the ingredients next time you see them
120. Reuben - April 1st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Okay, this is just ridiculous. Fern spider? Dolion??
121. Insaniac - April 1st, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I wish the fern spider was real.. That would have been awesome. But why cross a spider and a fern? Wouldn’t it make sense to cross a fern with a COCKROACH! Too of the the hardest living organisms that have very existed… Ferns were the first plants to arrive on land, and cockroaches are the toughest to kill insect of them all!!!! They would the animal juggernaut.. Scary thought… But heres a question, if the cockroach lays egg in a casing of a sort, and plants release spores, wouldn’t that be a double whammy? Like a case that if you accidentally break, 100s of cockroaches would be fertilized!!! Ah! Talk about an infestation.. But would you grow is out of the ground or from a larva? Interesting idea..
122. alexlwe - April 1st, 2008 at 2:42 pm
they did make glowing mice though. thats true.
123. GRUMPYNZ - April 1st, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Haha, you had me until the Dolion!
124. Fuschia - April 1st, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Ha! ha! you had me right until the paper tree and dolion!
Shame I really wanted those graisins. lol
125. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Randall: hehe I can’t tell if you are being ironic so I shall presume not - right on! Down with socialist scum!
Reuben: erm: maybe you should read some of the comments - starting with the one directly above you will help
126. panda - April 1st, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Wow I am so gullible.
I believed the whole list until I read the comments about it being an April fools joke. If I hadn’t…hahah who know’s what false information I would have spread to my friends.
127. caittie - April 1st, 2008 at 2:50 pm
haha, nice list….I’ve seen a grapple, but was questioning the lizard and the dolion. haha Happy April Fools Day!
128. jfrater - April 1st, 2008 at 2:51 pm
joe legge: images.google.com
I just made up my creatures and then did google searches for the most likely images that would match.
panda: I have been caught out by the same thing on snopes - if I weren’t so embarrassed about it I would post the full story here!
129. Anna - April 1st, 2008 at 3:01 pm
You had me until Dolion. Or should I say: up to Dolion. Nice one. Whaaha.
130. Jach - April 1st, 2008 at 3:02 pm
You had me going for a while because I too have eaten Grapples. Have people actually looked at all the crap that’s added to those things?
I was suspecting by the time of the Tiny Piney. Who’d want to eat such a thing?
131. Crimanon - April 1st, 2008 at 3:04 pm
Glofish are legit. The Japanese love them and Japan is the only place I’ve seen that carries them in the pet shops. I think they’d make a wonderful pet/nightlight for children.
132. Ghidoran - April 1st, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Wait…..this is all fake!?!!
No wonder, I thought it was morally(and criminally) illegal. You completely fooled me. But the paper tree? And the fern spider is just crazy. No one in their right mind would combine a plant and an animal. Hah!
Still, the dolion was kinda a surprise, and the lemurat, at first I thought it was lemur+rat. I still believed in that, didn’t seem to crazy to me.
Well, there are tomatoes with fish DNA to help them resist cold.
Oh yeah, check this game out. http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/impossible creatures
No, I did not discover it after reading this, or on wikipedia for that matter.
133. Crimanon - April 1st, 2008 at 3:09 pm
http://www.glofish.com/ - US; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GloFish - the Dreaded WIKI.
134. ringtailroxy - April 1st, 2008 at 3:10 pm
i admit… i was suckered! i laughed! Happy April Fool! but, well, how hard is it to stump a natural blonde anyways? seriously? gang? ever try to do it? it’s not all that difficult…
therefore, if any of you brainiacs where stumped, at least until #7, i won’t feel like such a recessive allele.
ringtailroxy
135. Crimanon - April 1st, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Oh, Oh, The Simpsons, episode “E-I-E-I-Annoyed Grunt”; Radioactively combined tomato+tobacco=Tomacco (registered trademark).
136. j_teether - April 1st, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Fooled me. Nobody got me yet today so I wasn’t actively thinking about it…
Great list though!
137. Jerry - April 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Hey there I know that this might make a whole new list but there are many bacteria that have plant characteristics spliced in their genes. This is what recombinant DNA has brought us: cotton making bacteria, HGH and insulin made by bacteria. Many of our antibiotics are made from bacteria as well. Happy Listing Everyone!!
138. Dana - April 1st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Is it also an April Fool’s joke that when I login, I still can’t post? Oh well…
The first one sounded cool, the second one actually sounded good to eat, the lizard was real enough looking, and then I got to the dolion and lost it. Great job!
139. Emmie - April 1st, 2008 at 4:01 pm
omfg..I CANNOT believe I actually fell for that. Halfway down the list I was like, “Hmm.. :/”
140. Spence425 - April 1st, 2008 at 4:04 pm
great april fools list…except for one thing…
that fern spider is going to haunt my dreams. no more house plants…
141. Cambrex101 - April 1st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Umm……I *totally* knew this was an April Fools Day Joke
and *totally* did NOT believe any of it!
(I swear to god, I am not Gullible!)
142. astraya - April 1st, 2008 at 4:33 pm
It is already 2 Apr in Korea, so I had turned off my “April Fools detector” (which is unreliable at the best of times). I had just finished reading about GloFish (semi-plausible) when the “recent comments” at the right of the page caught my eye. Those were a dead giveaway.
Wikipedia has been running “things that sound like April Fool jokes but really are true”, for example that John F Kennedy was killed by government agents (true - not that JFK, but a bank robber by the same name).
143. SarahJ - April 1st, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I was taken in totally. But I was taken in with style! I had an audience of 2 watching over my shoulder as I Oohd and Aahd over all of the pictures, they even watched me jump and say WOW when I got to the picture that mentioned New Zealand. I had no idea as I started reading the comments - in fact I thought other people were being silly thinking it was an April fools joke.
Well done, what a great list, the laughing made my day!
144. SarahAtTheDisco - April 1st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
That little pine tree is so cute!
I WANT ONE.
And I would love to try a Grapple.
145. SarahAtTheDisco - April 1st, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Oh these arent real?
lol
fooled me :p
146. Major Wood - April 1st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
This is my favorite list I’ve seen on this site, much more interesting than another list of “things that are based on fact but are boring because we covered everything interesting in the universe already.” It seems that sometimes fiction is stranger than the truth…
147. SnowKid32 - April 1st, 2008 at 5:46 pm
FAVORITE LIST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
148. anthony p - April 1st, 2008 at 6:12 pm
jfrater is a kiwi, i knew there was somehint terribly smart about him
149. tronmas - April 1st, 2008 at 6:12 pm
i wanted to by tiny piney for like a little forest and then i red the comments and i remembered the date
funny funny
150. Anderi - April 1st, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Hahahaaaa!! Good shit!
But being a graphic designer, i only cottoned on when poring over the picture of the fern spider, I noticed the edges of the ferns blended terribly with the background!
I couldn’t even tell that the lizard was photoshopped! A 6 limbed creature that wasn’t an insect or invertebrate… Hmmm… PLAUSIBLE!
Maybe I should change professions…
151. Femily - April 1st, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Happy April Fools Day!!!!!!!!!
You almost had me. The thought crossed in my head: “Wait…ligers ARE real?” and “Wow, that paper tree is going to be great for the environment!”.
Wow.
152. rhharley - April 1st, 2008 at 7:15 pm
“due to the Japanese love of large fruit”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
153. Bad News - April 1st, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Second time I’ve been had today…Mojo Nixon announced on Sirius that channel 64 would henceforth be the Nazi station.
154. Frater Hater - April 1st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Hey JFaker
Why don’t you give up your NZ citizenship and get a UK one? Then you’ll be eligible for a knighthood. However I’m not sure they give out gongs for creating a trivial website or getting 3rd place in a singing contest.
Oh wait maybe you can declare “individual sovereignty” and give yourself your own knighthood…wanker.
155. Concerned Observer - April 1st, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Holy crap, you had me going.
I was already fantasizing about owning a dolion
156. Zuck! - April 1st, 2008 at 9:08 pm
I ate a grapple today! They are delicious!!!!
They smell like grapes and taste a bit like them too but in apple form. Simply delicious for a snack or even midnight treat of sorts!
157. Grapple - April 1st, 2008 at 9:12 pm
The Grapple is a real fruit though
158. Yikkity - April 1st, 2008 at 9:32 pm
I concur…Grapples are the shizzle..
159. Athena - April 1st, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Darn, I feel extremely foolish right now….it actually took me to lemurcat to realize it was a joke. Perhaps I should be concerned. I had some doubt when it started talking about the Fern/Spider thing but still….
Very good technique, starting with things that actually exist such as Grapples (which I’ve seen at the grocery store and contemplated whether or not they were worth 6.99 for 4) and then moving onto those things such as the Dolion. *sigh* My old highschool Biology teacher would cry right now if she ever found out that this actually fooled me.
160. babygirl2882 - April 1st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I hate April first.
I can never tell if I’m being goofed or not.
Next year I’m not getting out of bed.
161. Denzell - April 1st, 2008 at 10:19 pm
cool!
162. I’m Now Sad - April 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Wait….
Does that mean there are really no Glofish???
After I read this, I really wanted to go to the pet store and buy some.
163. stormy617 - April 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
ROTFLMAO………..As I have told you before JFray you have a fantastic sense of humor. I love it. As always you rock!!
You had me going pretty much up until the paper tree. Then I caught on.
You were the only one to get me today.
164. matt - April 2nd, 2008 at 1:08 am
some of these are beleivable, like the grapple and giant raisin…but the dolion..cmon, it just looks like a dog with its fur cut retartedly.
165. steve - April 2nd, 2008 at 2:27 am
i got caught!! i made it all darn day until now!! grrrr…..
166. eltrut - April 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 am
The first two were believeable. In fact the first one is(I believe). But does it count if I read this list on april 2nd??
Well, anyways…ya got me. 
167. Drogo - April 2nd, 2008 at 3:35 am
At Rubber Cork Tree I thought, “But That tree is too big. Trees take a long time to grow.” At Umbuku lizard I thought, “That looks fake.” At Paper Tree I thought, “OH SH#&, I fell for it!”
:) 
168. Dadongo - April 2nd, 2008 at 3:46 am
I am a foolish fool, good list.
169. Peri - April 2nd, 2008 at 5:27 am
I saw a picture of a dolion on another site (failblog.com I think is the name) and thought it was just a shaved dog with a wig. When I saw it here I began to question myself…but the paper tree and fern spider were the clinchers. Great list!
170. Ryan - April 2nd, 2008 at 6:01 am
Graples tast great i am eating one as I read this site
171. pen - April 2nd, 2008 at 8:45 am
that fern spider is gonna give me nightmares… >.
172. MW - April 2nd, 2008 at 10:41 am
Do you have any idea how excited I was to go to the store and hunt down some Grapples?
173. t - April 2nd, 2008 at 10:48 am
they should’ve called the lion dog a “log”
174. mindy - April 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Interesting list but umm… you missed something. Grapples arent GMO, theyre just flavored apples.
http://www.grapplefruits.com/process.html
175. kyle - April 2nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
i dunno, i have had grapples before. they are delicious
176. Tonny SS - April 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
174. mindy
PSST. Did you miss all the other comments? APRIL 1ST.
177. stormy617 - April 2nd, 2008 at 3:34 pm
JFray: “Mikkle: well - I would scream like a bitch and run!”
I laughed so hard and loud when I read that comment Jfray that I had everyone else in the house come running to see what was so funny.
Best comment I have read today!!!!!!
178. Prez - April 2nd, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Dang! I wanted a Grapple!!!
179. Adia - April 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I know that Grapples exist, but they don’t have that consistency. I know that those fish actually exist.
I WANTED, oh how I wanted to believe that the others
existed. But alas, was not to be. Damn shame too.
I wanted a lemurat.
180. Andrea - April 2nd, 2008 at 7:18 pm
so got me and it’s 4/2, sheesh! i was all about that fern spider too. thinking great another critter i’m going to have to look out for!
181. David - April 2nd, 2008 at 8:44 pm
“This new cork is the greatest thing to happen to wine since the invention of bubbles”.
That quote kick-started my brain. Just seeing the Umbuku picture sealed it for me.
Great list.
182. lindadianita - April 2nd, 2008 at 11:46 pm
The list is incredible.I want a Glofish. Lemurat would be a pretty pet though I hate the cats
183. Amber - April 3rd, 2008 at 7:26 am
Dolion is adorable, but not believable!
184. Csimmons - April 3rd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
david: I started second guessing at the paper tree.
185. Tek - April 3rd, 2008 at 4:48 pm
wouldn’t a dolion be a extremely vicious like a lion?
186. Hevach - April 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Glofish are real - several aquarium stores near me carry them, usually listed as “trangenetic zebra danios.” I’m not actually sure if they’re genetically modified - the same effect has been managed in danios and tetras for years by using dyes. The dye isn’t permanent, and by the time they reach maturity, dyed fish lose both the artificial and much of their natural coloring.
187. mike - April 4th, 2008 at 10:21 am
grapples are indeed real…and someone may have posted this already…but….they are simply an apple that has been infused with artificial and natural grape flavoring. there is no genetic alteration
188. Callejero - April 4th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
These “hybrids” will be so common in the near future that nothing will surprise me except the one where Einstein’s genius was crossed with Lincoln’s leadership and that re-established the monarchy. Many think that these genetic re-mixes are bogus but, trust me, if Monsanto thought it could increase it’s bottom line, they would have been created already. Where’s the joke in that?
189. Crimanon - April 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Callejero: Are you always this much of a bummer?
190. Spir - April 5th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Ha, I was soooo relieved when I realized this was submitted on April 1st!
191. mikeyT - April 5th, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Grapple is real though…
192. jfrater - April 5th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
mikeyT: so are gloFish - the rest aren’t.
193. Jess - April 5th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Grapples and Glofish are real! I have seen them. Pretty sweet!
194. The Baldchemist - April 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Nice one Pal. I created an ad for a coffee company a few years ago; took the whole page of The Sydney Morning Herald, all black except for one white coffe bean right in the middle. Fooled most. And it got plastered all oer TV as the jape of the day. It was of course an April fool for all those who wanted Latte’s. The white bean.
Nice collection. Lets not wait another year eh?
The Baldchemist
195. EXE - April 5th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I feel like an idiot.
I don’t get the coffee joke.
196. GentlemanJ - April 5th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
Well done! Really had me going–I was so horrified about the fern spider that I tried Googling it–and eventually found that the article was mostly a prank. Phew! Still might have nightmares about fern spiders, though…and that dolion looks so pathetic!
197. mindy - April 5th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Im with you, and it was my thoughts as well, callejero!
My point was that grapples arent what he said, but real, thus confusing and spreading more misinformation… I accidentally deleted the part about the fish..If youre going to use the fake stuff why not use real fake stuff?
198. Mary Poppin’ Caps - April 5th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Likes having toes fondled by snorkeling green monkeys in the basin of the Amazon rain forest.
199. Igor The Troll - April 6th, 2008 at 1:42 am
This has to be the Troll award blog of the year!
I thought I am a Troll, but you guys beat me hands down..:)
200. Joel - April 6th, 2008 at 6:10 am
Grapples are awesome!! Extremely tasty! But raisins that are grown?? come on
201. Green manga - April 6th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
This is Stupid. Not anywhere near believable. And proof of the ill side of the interweb.
202. ELBSeattle - April 7th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Someone might have beat me to this, but the ‘Grapple’ is not a hybrid. It is merely an apple that is injected with flavoring.
Just a mere second of Google searching brought me to this:
http://www.grapplefruits.com/process.html
203. Dave - April 7th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Number 9 is real. it was on the food network. i want to try them, they look pretty good.
204. jerk - April 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
epic fake
205. sqrlking - April 7th, 2008 at 11:13 am
I’ve seen grapples in the store & glo fish in the news, so I was buying the list until the lizard with the matching wings was placed. Very nice.
206. SnowKid32 - April 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
That was gay. Wow that really pissed me off. Call me dumb but I believed a couple of ‘em. ‘Cept the fern spider, paper tree, lemurat, and dolion.
207. avi - April 9th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
its all real honestly.
208. avi - April 9th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
except no. 7.
209. GSterr - April 12th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
April 1st… what are you people on about. This is all fact. True. Genuine. The real thing
Fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Fact.
Fact…
Them friggin’ fern spiders have a nasty bite
Little feckers
210. rayne - April 12th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Grapples are real. Hubby and I buy them all the time. However! They do not have the texture of a grape. The flavor, though.
211. just me - April 13th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Grapples taste like purple
212. avi - April 14th, 2008 at 5:24 am
7 and 5 are fake rest are real.
213. Mallory - April 16th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
The Grapple is a real product, but it’s not GM. It’s a normal apple that has been injected with grape flavoring. The Glofish however, are real.
214. J - April 18th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
I KINDA LIKED THE FISHES, BUT A LION DOG CROSS. THERES LAWS ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING
215. Samwise - April 23rd, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Glo-fish are real, however they do not actually glow. Great fish though, very hardy and much prettier than a normal Zebra Danio. I was told that the gene injected into them was that of an Anenome and not a Jellyfish, but I may have been lied to.
216. bianca smith - April 30th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I don’t trust the grapples.
217. Zack - May 2nd, 2008 at 8:04 pm
Gotta say, the Dolion looks like a hairy dog somebody shaved to almost maybe look like a lion. I don’t buy it.
I don’t buy most of it, actually. Thumbs down from me.
218. Crimanon - May 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Zack: you should read the posts Or you could read the publication date and then do the math.
219. Daniel - May 9th, 2008 at 9:34 am
To be fair, there ARE a ton of apple/random fruit hybrids.
220. don - May 11th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Frome Grapple website:
Grāpple® brand apples begin either as Washington Extra Fancy Gala or Fuji Apples, depending upon the season. These “premium apples” are the ones that take on the grape flavor best. This Patent Pending process is complex and the ingredient mix primarily includes concentrated grape flavor and pure water. All ingredients are USDA and FDA approved and the process has been licensed by the Washington State Department of Agriculture.
There is nothing but flavor being infused into the apple. A relaxing bathing process prepares our apples for you or your kids. The apple takes on no additional sugars or calories. They are not genetically altered in any way.
221. Thex - May 15th, 2008 at 5:45 am
The Grapple is a fine sounding product and probably very tasty. But I think I will just eat a grape for full grapeness of it…LoL But seriously do not give a Grapple to a dog, aplles are good for a dog but grapes can be deadly. The infusion of grape juice can kill a dog. Hate to be a downer but I do love animals, most people do not know that grapes or raisins are bad for dogs as are most all nuts (not peanuts, they are not a nut).
Messing with Mother Nature can be very interesting and tasty also just hope we don’t engineer something that finds us tasty as well…LoL
222. TheJakkke - May 18th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
haha didnt realize this was posted april fools day. was interested in the paper tree, but the dolion seemed too untrue. clever nonetheless
223. flying - May 19th, 2008 at 6:04 pm
Nice, Very good april fools….still catching people
224. haanswors - May 24th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I am originally from South Africa and looking at the umbuku from Zimbabwe is clearly not a Lizard but infact a type of Flying chemeleon.
225. Don Diego de la Vega - June 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Photoshopped!!
226. Glowbug - June 6th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
It’s too bad the umbuku lizard wasn’t real! A flying chameleon would be a kick-ass cool pet!
227. Dusty - June 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Someday, there WILL be Dolions, and I’ll steal one from a lab and it’ll be my little pet.
And people will ask me, “What breed is that?”
“A poodle.”
“Doesn’t look like a poodle. Looks like a lion.”
“Poodle or he’ll bite your head off.”
228. dave - June 14th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
GloFish actually do exist. These are really cool glowing fish and you can buy them at your local pet store or online. Here’s a 15% discount coupon code from DealTaker:
http://www.dealtaker.com/index.....pic=177214
I got one for my father for father’s day and they are awesome!
229. Reaper - June 25th, 2008 at 12:01 am
Ah man. I want a Glofish.
230. marc - June 30th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
if anybody thinks a grapple is a freakin cross breed, they are fools. a grapple is simply a fuji apple dipped into some sort of grape artificial flavoring. it’s a stupid scam that doesn’t make sense but is working.
231. Vera Lynn - June 30th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
marc It’s an April Fool’s joke. Read the top of the list
232. Vera Lynn - June 30th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Sorry, marc. I didn’t read carefully enough. I thought grapple was further down on the list,not at #9.
233. marie - June 30th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
The grapple thing is real. I’ve bought it before at Target and Whole Foods, they are pretty tasty and smell just like grapes
234. Charlie - July 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
Some scientists did actually put jellyfish genes into mice or something and they glow in the dark. I guess thats what got me goin for a while.
235. anon - July 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
number 10 9 8 are all real but come on (and im not tryin to be like all the other retards that say “definetly shopped i can tell cuz the reflections are all rong” the lemurcat and the spider are HORRIBLY SHOPPED i mean really just suckish man. who ever did that did a horrible job. and any retard that believes they are real (various people above) should be removed from the world
236. JwJwBean - July 6th, 2008 at 7:47 am
It is too bad you didn’t read the comments above anon. You would have seen this list was posted on April 1st, as an April Fools Joke List.
237. DaMan - July 7th, 2008 at 10:54 am
http://earthfrisk.com/profile.php?user=DaMan
Dolione was my fav!!! But did ever see a Zores or Liger??? now that real….
238. Sage - July 16th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Well 10 and 9 are real and 8-7 were believable but you lost me at the lizard and then the Dolion totally revealed that this was a joke.
239. doctormwa - July 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I discovered this website today I was reading it from the 1st page through 30th page continuously and there was not a single funny story in it, all pretty serious stuff like Top10 Suicide ways etc . And yes I was utterly fooled .
And now the funnier part I was saving the pictures with the right description like “Lemurat a genetically engineered lemur and cat CN” .BTW I was freaked out by Umbuku Lizard and Fern spider .
Hey the story u related about the Bizzare weathers , what about that ???
240. doctormwa - July 17th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
And friends there is an animal called LIGER thats a cross b/w lion and tiger u can search it on Wikipedia .
241. Spanner in the works - July 17th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
doctormwa (240),
The liger is not genetically modified. It is a natural (infertile) hybrid between lion and tiger, just as the mule is also an infertile natural hybrid.
It is mentioned in Nº 4 of the List, the Dolion.
May we anticipate the first genetically modified flying pig
on 01.04.09?