Another 10 Bizarre Mental Disorders
Published on May 9, 2008 - 143 Comments
Finally we have our second installment of bizarre brain-related disorders. In our first list we covered such illnesses as Stockholm Syndrome, and Stendhal Syndrome. This time we are looking at some slightly more physical disorders - many of which are the result of physical damage to the brain or parts of the body.
If you have suffered from any of these illnesses, or know of people who have, it would be great to hear about your experiences. Most of these are very rare, but a number of them are surprisingly common.
A person suffering from this disorder experiences the sensation that a missing limb (or even organ, such as the appendix) is still present on the body. 50 - 80% of people who have had an amputation experience this disorder. The sufferer will very often feel pain and discomfort in the phantom limb. Some sufferers can feel their phantom limbs gesticulating while they talk, and others believe that the limb is acting independently of their will. This disorder is often treated with Virtual Reality therapy (as pictured above).
Also known as Amputee Identity Disorder, this illness causes a person to wish to have a healthy part of their body amputated. In some cases, the sufferer has gone so far as to amputate their own limbs. Some sufferers also have sexual fetishes involving amputees. Some surgeons have actually amputated a limb for a person suffering this disorder, but it is a highly controversial move and most doctors use similar treatments to those used for phantom limb disorders.
Mythomania is a condition involving compulsive lying by a person with no obvious motivation. The affected person might believe their lies to be truth, and may have to create elaborate myths to reconcile them with other facts. A “pathological liar” is someone who often embellishes his or her stories in a way that he or she believes will impress people. It may be that a pathological liar is different from a normal liar in that a pathological liar believes the lie he or she is telling to be true at least in public and is “playing” the role.
Somatoparaphrenia is a type of monothematic delusion where one suddenly denies ownership of a limb or an entire side of ones body. For example, a patient might believe that his own arm would belong to the doctor, or that another patient left it behind. It can sometimes be treated by vestibular caloric stimulation (squirting warm water into the patient’s ear in a specific way), although most sufferers will not be aware of this and may request amputation, which is almost always denied as amputating a healthy limb would be a basic violation of the Hippocratic Oath. In the image above we see a series of drawings made by a sufferer of this disorder.
Munchausen syndrome is a psychiatric disorder in which those affected fake disease, illness, or psychological trauma in order to draw attention or sympathy to themselves. It is in a class of disorders known as factitious disorders which involve “illnesses” whose symptoms are either self-induced or falsified by the patient. It is also sometimes known as hospital addiction syndrome. A related illness is Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy in which the person feigns the illness in another person - usually going so far to cause them harm to perpetuate the myth in order to gain sympathy for themselves.
This may sound familiar to drug users: AIWS or Micropsia is a condition in which a patient’s sense of time, space and body image are distorted. People may appear tiny or patients may feel that part of their body shape or size has been altered. A sufferer may perceive humans, parts of humans, animals, and inanimate objects as substantially smaller than in reality. Another name for the condition is Lilliput sight or Lilliputian hallucinations. The image above illustrates the illusion suffered by patients of this disorder.
In Neglect Syndrome, a person loses the ability to give equal attention to both sides of a space. For example, a patient in a rehabilitation hospital may wake up in the morning and proceeds to shave his face - only to be told later that he has only shaved half of his face. A person with this disorder, when drawing a person, will often leave off the arm and leg from one side, and when questioned, will state that it looks perfectly fine to them. When drawing a clock, the sufferer will often draw a circle and stuff all of the numbers in to one side (as in the image above). Neglect Syndrome is most often caused by damage to one hemisphere of the brain, as in the case of a stroke.
Kleptomania is the disease in which a person has great difficulty resisting the impulse to steal something. Despite this being a disorder, the US and UK courts do not consider it a defense against stealing. Kleptomania usually begins in puberty and continues until late adulthood. It is considered to be a part of the obsessive compulsive range of disorders. Kleptomaniacs usually steal items of little value, and some will tend to steal the same types of items repeatedly.
Foreign Accent Syndrome is a very rare disorder which usually occurs after some kind of brain injury (such as a stroke or head injury). When a person suffers from this syndrome they speak their native language with a foreign accent. There have been 50 recorded cases of this syndrome between 1941 and 2006. According to Wikipedia, a well-known case of foreign accent syndrome occurred in Norway in 1941 after a young woman, Astrid L., suffered a head injury from shrapnel during an air-raid. After apparently recovering from the injury she was left with what sounded like a strong German accent and was shunned by her fellow Norwegians. You can read about one case on the BBC.
Genital Retraction Syndrome is a strange disorder in which the sufferer believes that his genitals (or breasts in the case of women sufferers) are shrinking, retracting in to the body, or may be removed entirely. Even more strangely, there have been cases of this occurring amongst many people at the same time; this is called penis panic. The phenomenon is often associated with occult beliefs or witchcraft. Outbreaks of penis panic occurred in China in 1948, 1955, 1966, 1974 and 1984/85. It is worth reading the Wikipedia article on this very bizarre syndrome.
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1. Quiana - May 9th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Great LIst.
2. Patches - May 9th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Although not wholly politically correct, I love that you included Madonna and Condoleezza Rice for the last two!!
3. LordCalvert - May 9th, 2008 at 6:24 am
man that’s some weird crap
4. Quiana - May 9th, 2008 at 6:24 am
I know tons of people with mythomania.
5. longball - May 9th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Very interesting.
6. closet_nerd - May 9th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Patches beat me to it. Love the pics for #1 and #2.
I remember having a feeling similar to the Alice in Wonderland Syndrome when I was a kid. Waking up feeling that the room was huge and I was tiny in the corner. Or feeling that the bed was 50 feet long. Maybe I have some repressed memories I should explore…
7. cbt - May 9th, 2008 at 6:42 am
number 4 and 5 are crazy but very interesting. My friends grandpa actually has number 4 and its weird to look at things that he writes and draws
8. Mom424 - May 9th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Cool list!
#1 is a current event. They arrested some folks for murder and to prevent more deaths. Men thought their penises were shrinking, so murdering the folks responsible for the curse seemed like a good idea. This was in the last couple of weeks.
I’ve read of people with #9 (Body Integrity Disorder) freezing their limbs in dry ice, cutting off circulation with a tourniquet, or shooting the offending part with a shot gun to necessitate amputation. I can understand (not agree) doctors amputating limbs when the patient doesn’t respond to treatment. Home amputation/freezing etc. could very well end in death. Of course there are scum buckets who will do anything for money too!
9. Matt - May 9th, 2008 at 6:46 am
I am a mythomaniac, in my school life i’ve gone as far to create a fake personal history, like where i was born, my actual name, my mental state.
10. jfrater - May 9th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Matt: I don’t believe you. (har har)
11. Jackit - May 9th, 2008 at 7:00 am
The munchausen syndrome in me is tingling.
12. DiscHuker - May 9th, 2008 at 7:02 am
mwhahahah, madonna. what a joke.
13. DanOhh - May 9th, 2008 at 7:09 am
You forgot to add: Firsterdouche Disorder. This is the disorder of douchebags that always have to type in that they are the first person on a comment list.
There is the similar disorder which is Psudofirsterdouche which is when they try to do the same as a Fisterdouche but they are the second or third person to make a comment. There once was a case in China where a Psudofirsterdouche was actually the twenty-eighth person to make a comment.
If you would like to send money to help find a cure for this disorder please send your cash to DanOhh.
14. jfrater - May 9th, 2008 at 7:15 am
DanOhh: hehe - if you find a cure let me know
15. EricB - May 9th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Very interesting stuff. I wonder if anyone has ever used Genital Retraction Syndrome as an….excuse…..for a certain something, lol
16. goof_ball - May 9th, 2008 at 7:35 am
interesting list!
17. Kreachure - May 9th, 2008 at 7:43 am
LOL, Madonna needs to be committed to a mental hospital right away!
18. Harsha - May 9th, 2008 at 7:49 am
You mean my third leg doesn’t exist!??
19. Kreachure - May 9th, 2008 at 8:01 am
Hey, I’m not a mythomaniac, I swear!
20. Randall - May 9th, 2008 at 8:07 am
A clear cause of Genital Retraction Syndrome is being married to, or dating, what we in the academic world like to call, in the Latin, Bitchoticus Tremendibus… or, to the layman, a &*^#@!% harpie. The cure for this syndrome is to divest oneself as rapidly as possible from the source of the offense (not the easiest thing to do when, in a moment of personal madness, you have stood afore a priest and/or pastor and vowed unholy and eternal adherence to the wishes of the succubus in question) and to then take up, as soon as possible, with the nearest willing sane and available Dirty Girl… also known as The Good Sport, who will, in due course, assist the sufferer to a return to Full Manhood. It’s then advisable to hang on to this blessing if at all possible.
The poster speaks from personal experience.
21. mzfly - May 9th, 2008 at 8:08 am
LMFAO at the picture for #1. Well I can say that I have experienced Alice in Wonderland syndrome, but it was more like a ’shroom flashback. Don’t know if that counts.
I’m really into wierd documentaries and there is one about #9. I think it’s called “Whole”.
22. Joss - May 9th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Extremely interesting. #7 is weeeeeeeird.
23. 80s - May 9th, 2008 at 8:24 am
RE: Munchausen syndrome
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CU3m4N9iOQI
24. Kreachure - May 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
For those who don’t know, the name ‘Munchausen’ in ‘Munchausen syndrome’ is from the “Adventures of Baron Munchausen”, which were ‘autobiographical’ fantasy stories told by ‘Baron Munchausen’, who assured us that they had seriously happened to him, even though they were all ridiculously unbelievable.
So, Baron Munchausen surely suffered from a severe case of Mythomania, and probably Alice in Wonderland syndrome too.
Okay, gotta stop saying Munchausen now.
25. toolnut - May 9th, 2008 at 8:48 am
Great list!! I’ve experienced Alice in Wonderland syndrome, but I had some help from a fun guy.
26. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 9:03 am
fun guy = fungi = magic mushrooms = drugs = criminal = burning in hell
Enjoy your stay.
27. Kreachure - May 9th, 2008 at 9:23 am
What dad’s thinking in #6:
“‘Fever’ again, huh…? That’s IT you little lying brat. It’s off to the Bellevue Institution for you.”
28. KingoftheHorizon - May 9th, 2008 at 9:28 am
i beleive the janitor from scrubs has mythomania
29. downhighway61 - May 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Great list. The bizarre ones are always fun.
Does anyone remember the episode of ER with the woman who had
Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy. She was giving her kid things to make him sick. It was pretty sad.
30. Peri - May 9th, 2008 at 9:41 am
I once knew someone who had his leg amputated (irreparable damage from a car accident, not #9) who occasionally felt pain in his missing foot. I actually caught him once massaging his artifical foot…he said it hurt, so he was rubbing it to make it feel better. It must have worked because he stopped complaining. He moved away, so now he’s my phantom friend whom I talk to occasionally…he’s there, you just don’t see him.
31. Emeraldi - May 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am
I know a guy who has experienced Phantom Limb Disorder. His leg was amputated at the knee due to cancer but he says every once in a while his missing foot would itch but when he scratches the shoe attached to his prosthetic leg the itch goes away as if he was scratching his real foot.
32. dizit - May 9th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I’ve had personal experience with #4, Neglect Syndrome.
In 1985 my mother had a massive stroke which devastated her right brain, leaving her completely unaware of the left half of her body and, in fact, everything to the left of her.
She accused me, several times, of having left my arm or leg in her bed. She was unable to recognize her own home, in which she had lived for more than 40 years, saying it was a fairly clever forgery, but parts of the house (those to the left of her) were missing. If I turned her wheelchair, and she could see the formerly unseen portions of the house, the parts NOW on her left no longer existed.
She’d eat the left half of her plate of food. If I turned it, she’d eat the left half of what was remaining…and so on.
I could give a thousand examples, but you get the picture.
33. G - May 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
lol… the picture choice for no. 1 is genius.
I always love to see a list from the ‘bizzare’ category.
34. GoonerYank - May 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Great list, I too had to laugh at the pictures chosen for number 1 and 2. It was never diagnosed or anything but I believe I may have suffered from a form of Alice in Wonderland syndrome when I was much younger, somewhere in my late elementary and middle school years. I used to get hysterical in the middle of the night thinking I had gigantic hands (the feeling was made worse because my giant hands made it impossible to pick up a thread).
I occasionally still get the feeling (I’m now 26) but can always suppress any feelings on hysteria.
35. Chune - May 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
I loved picture number one and two… Madonna thinking she’s British, and Condi talking about shrinking hahahaha
36. jfrater - May 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I must confess - picking the pictures is my favorite part of the list writing
37. toolnut - May 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
I’ll keep a seat saved for ya, Slickwilly.
38. NeoLudd - May 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
26. Ignorance=Poopiness=Douchbaggerity=Close Minded Religous Zealot
Stuff it with walnuts, mister
39. Elsa - May 9th, 2008 at 11:17 am
My uncle lost his leg from the thigh down and has always complained about the phantom pain…his last memory is of his leg bent and he says he’d give anything to be able to straigten it out
But he’s also batshit crazy.so , who knows
40. MM - May 9th, 2008 at 11:25 am
I used to be a Klepto…#3.
I started stealing makeup and hair stuff when I was like 10 or 11. I kept doing that until I was about 18. The only reason I stopped is because I started to get paranoid about jail. As a minor, a fine and getting yelled at is the only thing to worry about. When you become 18, you get imprisioned. Dont want that… I never got caught either. And it was always small things like lipstick, a magazine or pony tail holders. Sometimes I still feel the urge at 25..
41. TerranRich - May 9th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Oh, no, it’s… PENIS PANIC!
Although probably a legitimate term, it’s still hilarious.
42. ringtailroxy - May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 am
these lists are always enlightening-because there are real people in the world with real families coping with these conditions.
sadly, because I work in the animal care field, I have seen cases of what I can only call “Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy to Pets”
there has been 2 different clients at 2 different animal clinics I have been employed at that always had ill pets. that in itself is not completely unusual-when one has multiple pets of various ages things DO happen-it’s just that the 2 pet owners had these things in common:
1.) they had MONEY. one drove a new Land Rover, the other a Lexus. cost of treatment for their ill animals was never an issue. both lived in very luxurious homes and one was divorced, the other married to some businessman that stayed overseas for months at a stretch.
2.) these people always wanted the very best, newest, most-cutting edge procedures or measure taken to keep their pets alive. the words “Humane Euthanaisa” or “He is really suffering now” never made an impact and often got the technician or veterinarian a stern tongue-lashing about how we are supposed to “save the animals”
3.) the times where usually predictable. if a few weeks (or months) went by without seeing this client, it was inevitable some staff memeber would say “gee, it’s been awhile since we saw Mrs. So-And-So…” and viola! they would be at the clinic in about a week.
4.) these clients developed “friendships” with certain staff members they percieved to be in positions of power. they often came in without appointments, and then demanded to see the doctor they desired. (usually the one who catered to them)if there was any inconvienence to them, they would not hesitate to complain to the higher-up “friend”
5.) often times, the animals where not ill at all! but since they where percieved to be ill, they doctors would actually MAKE PLACEBO PILLS for the owner to administer to the pet! (even going so far as to once empty a bottle of prescription antibiotic eyedrops and fill it with simple saline eyewash for the owner to administer)
unfortunately, the laws in this state declare that pets are property, and although any proof of abuse is admissable in court, it is rather difficult to prove that clients who have “good” social reputations and wealth and obviously provide medical care for thier animals are in actuality under suspision of causing harm to their pets for attention and solace from other pet owners.
the most bizarre time was when Mrs. So-and-So brought in her beautiful Abyssinian cat with a bad tear to the pawpad. it looked as if the cat’s paw pad had been sliced by a cheese grater. (or a razorblade) when questioned, the only stated the cat was fine when she went out to lunch, then was limping when she returned. however, the wound appeared to be older than the 45 minutes she said it was… and the cat was very frightened to be held by the owner as well. the owner denied there being any cheesegrater or razor blades in the house where the cat could harm itself.
43. Christine - May 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am
When I was younger I would get something similar to the Alice in Wonderland syndrome. Could be an overactive imagination though as it only occurred when I closed my eyes. But it literally felt like if I opened my eyes, everything would be miniscule. Of course, when I did open my eyes, this was not so.
44. tassadar - May 9th, 2008 at 11:48 am
If you watch House MD this list will not look weird at all!
45. sporty_dan - May 9th, 2008 at 11:50 am
I lol’d @ Madonna.
#3 needs a pic of Winona Ryder.
#8 Hillary taking sniper fire…?
46. sporty_dan - May 9th, 2008 at 11:57 am
Oh, and ‘Penis Panic’ is now on sale for the Nintendo Wii; special remote sold separately.
47. Randy - May 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
Sniper fire! LOL!
48. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
NeoLudd: Haha.
You’re a tool.
49. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Toolnut: I would greatly appreciate it. Not too close to the front, though, I hate always having to crane my neck.
50. Diane - May 9th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The description of kleptos was right on. I dated one in my late teens. The guy had one desk drawer filled with sugar, salt and pepper packets. Another was filled with ketchup and mustard packets. The large bottom desk drawer was filled with rolls of toilet paper taken from public restrooms. The only thing he ever took that was of any value when I knew him was the banner from the Optimist Club meeting. Walked into their meeting the very next week and took the replacement banner. The following week the conference room they used had a locked door. He felt he had succeeded in diminishing their optimism.
51. Csimmons - May 9th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Lol, image at #1 is hilarious, and Penis Panic? Roflcopter!
52. toolnut - May 9th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Slick: Aisle seat or in the middle of the row?
53. Sean - May 9th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
A point of rectification on #9, Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID). It is not only people who need to be amputees, but it is people who need a physical impairment, including amputation, but other people may have a need to be paralysed, or blind, or deaf, or any number of other conditions. I need to be paralysed myself and have done so for the last 35 of my 40 years. The comment about “responding to treatment” is interesting, because there is currently NO treatment that helps people with BIID, other than acquiring the condition they need. Psychotherapy does not work. Psychoanalysis does not work. Cognitive-behavioural therapy does not work. Prescribed medications do not make one iota of difference. NOTHING WORKS, except acquiring the injury. I have been living my life as a wheelchair user for the last decade, and while it helps, it does not “cure” my anguish.
You may wish to read more about BIID on http://biid-info.org a resource site that includes most of the academic research and writing on/about BIID, or http://transabled.org my blog about living with BIID.
Also, I ought to say that I am uncomfortable about putting BIID in the same list of “bizare” as kleptomania, as the later is far from bizare and seems a bit like garden variety stuff.
54. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
toolnut: Aisle, please. I know you can’t just “get up and walk out” of hell, let alone try to get your money back, but it’s still a happy illusion and I hate feeling cramped.
55. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Sean: That’s quite interesting. I know it’s impossible for someone that doesn’t have the disorder to understand, but perhaps you would allow me to ask a few questions and maybe elaborate a little bit for us. Do you feel as if you were born with the wrong body? Or that you were born “not whole,” as it were? How long have you felt this way? Do you know why you might have this particular feeling?
56. Randall - May 9th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Slick/Toolnut:
You amateurs. I’ve had my seat in Hell reserved for years. Right next to the furnace. Satan’s a mean bastard, but he treats his favorites well.
57. toolnut - May 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Randall: Well put in a good word for us man!! Or is that, a bad word.
58. Dejectedemu - May 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Diane just cracked me up- silly Optimists! And I hadn’t even finsihed laughing about Penis Panic!
59. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Randall:
Satan doesn’t particularly like me. I’m more of a casual acquaintance, if that. More like the friend of a friend that’s always hanging out with the friend, so you have to hang out with him too if you want to hang out with your friend, even though the friend’s friend is kind of a tool. You tolerate him, you put up with his presence, but in the precious few moments you get with your friend alone, you bitch about him endlessly. Yeah, that’s me. As much as I hate to admit it, I feel a pitchfork rectal breeching in my future. At least I’ll have a decent seat.
60. toolnut - May 9th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
best line ever: pitchfork rectal breeching
oh, the mental picture, aaaah it burns!!!
61. SarahJ - May 9th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
hahaha. This is another great list, and the pictures - just brilliant!
62. Randall - May 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Slick:
The best way to get on Satan’s good side (using that term loosely, of course) is to one-up the bastard on meanness. Never be the milquetoast. Make your enemies pay. Take no shit. Devise exquisite tortures for the despised assholes of our world (you know, Kenny G., Roseanne, Tom Cruise, Richard Simmons… the losers and pricks in life, as it were… but not Satan’s favorites… like Dick Cheney or Walt Disney… he both protects them and makes them suffer his own “special” tortures and won’t take kindly to interference).
Think fast, anticipate Beezelbub’s moves, and never let him catch you off guard. Of course, he WILL… he’s Lucifer, Lord of the Flies… but he’ll give you grudging respect if you go down fighting.
And yes… I do mean, “go down.” You know what awful things Satan will make you do. Best not to think about it, and instead plan ways of getting back at him.
63. Csimmons - May 9th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Randall: put in a word or two for me! I hope metallica is there…
64. SlickWilly - May 9th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Randall: Alas, I don’t have that kind of meanness in me. I mean, sure, I can devise torture methods of ungodly proportions, tortures that push the meaning of words like “excruciating” and “agonizing” to the very limits and beyond of human comprehension. But I just get the feeling that being God’s, you know, archenemy…his ability to torture and punish is outside the realms of any puny little ideas a mere mortal like myself cound devise. And even if I have devised specific, tailored torture methods for people like Kenny G., Roseanne, Richard Simmons, Kenny G. - and I assure you I have…twice in the case of Kenny G. - I still doubt that would make my punishment any less…umm… (the words “sexually degrading” come to mind) …prolific.
Also, I just don’t think I could outwit the devil. I mean we are talking about the guy that duped Adam and Eve into eating the forbidden apple, even though God was, like, *standing* right over there. The guy who was the only one who came close to making Jesus himself cut and run. Seriously, Randall…we’re talking the guy who invented Battletoads for the NES. I just don’t have that kind of evil brainpower in me.
65. Sean - May 9th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Slick, I welcome any questions asked in a spirit of really wanting to understand
My earliest BIID related memories go back to age 3 or 4. I am now nearing 40. I most definitely feel I was born in the wrong body. I think the easiest comparison to make is to that of a transsexual. In general, you could take the “typical” story of someone who has GID, change “gender” with “impairment” and have the typical story of someone who has BIID.
Despire having done a LOT of therapy, I do not know where it comes from. There is new evidence that there might actually be somethind different in the brain of people who have BIID, as a new study out of the University of San Diego shows - MRI brain scans of BIID patients are showing differences. The study is still gathering evidence though, so it’s not conclusive yet.
66. TheSerpentineOffering - May 9th, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Penis panic?
Lulz.
67. Crimanon - May 9th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Who’s up for it???? Where is Dank?
Snakeonaplatter: …alibi.com/index.php?story=23116&scn=news…
…en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic
68. Kreachure - May 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
“Unholy Mirthful Logorrhea Disorder”:
Endlessly babbling on and on about a joke on Satan and hell for no good reason.
69. Anna - May 9th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Sean: I just want to thank you for talking about BIID. I have not had any personal experiences but I have read about BIID. I do hope that the new study can help you
70. Neumie - May 9th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I think I had #5 when I was in 3rd Grade. I never knew why things I saw would suddenly look smaller, almost like a doll house. It lasted about a year then went away on it’s own. Creepy.
71. astraya - May 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Randall: A couple of topics ago you were boasting about your size, so you’ve obviously made a full recovery.
Oliver Sacks has written several books on these sorts of conditions. “The man who mistook his wife for a hat” is one. (”Awakenings” is the most famous.) One case was of a man who could describe the various parts of a glove in detail, but couldn’t comprehend the concept of a glove as a whole, or remember the name for it.
Slightly less technical is “The madness of Prince Hamlet”.
72. souxieq - May 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I know it’s not all that rare, but does anyone else think that panic disorder is really weird? I happen to have panic disorder and I certainly think it’s bizarre.
73. MPW - May 9th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
penis panic!
what do they call it iyou yu think your wiener is growing?
getting a boner!
i thought i was suffering from genital retraction syndrome
turns out i’m a grower not a shower.
74. MPW - May 9th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
i was the one who took that picture of condi rice…i was naked at the time
75. Sean - May 9th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Anna, you’re most welcome. I try to enlighten people about BIID when I can
76. cici - May 9th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
i thought it was off point and stupid and unnecessary that you add images of madonna and condoleezza rice
77. Crimanon - May 9th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
cici: Do you mean because Madonna was speaking with an asinine british accent or because the picture of Condie, known as a emasculator, was appropriately funny?
78. MPW - May 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
the pictures seem appropriate for this situation
79. Tomo - May 9th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
The list and the pics were great.
The suggestion for Hillary Clinton’s pic for the Mythomania disorder, although severely hilarious, is completely appropriate. I demand that you change it! In fact, maybe a picture of both the Clintons needs to be there. Remember Bill looking a camera dead on and saying, “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…”
Also, the suggestion for Winona’s picture is also a good one, after all she is the most celebrated celebrity kleptomaniac ever.
80. jfrater - May 10th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Tomo: both of those ideas crossed my mind
I didn’t want the list to be too political though 
81. Late O’Day - May 10th, 2008 at 12:29 am
What a coincidence! Just last night, after porking Sandra Bullock, Fairuza Balk and Parker Posey, we all had a fascinating discussion about Mythomania.
82. Rusty - May 10th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Regarding Foreign Accent Syndrome - we had a Prime Minister in NZ who used to take on the accent of the overseas dignitary he was talking to. Don’t remember how our foreign relations went at that time but it made for great TV news watching…
83. fishing4monkeys - May 10th, 2008 at 1:04 am
Wow very weird stuff!
I was surprised not to find synaesthesia on this list though. People who have this involentarily link things in their mind. So a 4 could be red while a 6 could be yellow. Here is a good examply of that [quote=Patricia Lynne Duffy]:
“Until one day, I said to my father, I realized that to make an R all I had to do was first write a P and draw a line down from its loop. And I was so surprised that I could turn a yellow letter into an orange letter just by adding a line”
It is also possible that one could get the sences confused, being able to taste a sound or feel a scent.
Here is the wikipedia article on it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synaesthesia
84. Good Wolf - May 10th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Hay fishing4monkeys, I have number form synaesthesia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_form
Its so wierd.
85. Good Wolf - May 10th, 2008 at 1:32 am
I have number form synaesthesia which is when I imagine numbers and they sit in certain places in spaces. In my head 0-5 sit in a curve going
86. Good Wolf - May 10th, 2008 at 1:33 am
right to left then up. then it gets complicated.
87. jfrater - May 10th, 2008 at 1:35 am
Rusty: I remember that well - Jim Bolger.
88. sue - May 10th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Very interesting list.LMAO at the pictures in no.1&2
89. Late O’Day - May 10th, 2008 at 4:13 am
It is curious … most Americans who are in England longer than 10 minutes will start to sound like Eric Idle, but Brits who come over here don’t seem to change a whit.
90. kandi_g - May 10th, 2008 at 6:22 am
i actually go to school with a girl who is a mythomanic
91. Good Wolf - May 10th, 2008 at 6:23 am
What like full blown mythomania?
92. KRH - May 10th, 2008 at 7:59 am
fishing4monkeys(83): I tend to link everything in my mind, especially when it comes to money and future. It’s kind of like I have a whole set of rules which I cosntantly have to think about to counteract any form of depression. But until now I thought I had OCD(obsessive compulsive disorder), as my symptoms match with this disease quite well.
But perhaps I have synaesthesia? Who knows?
93. Good Wolf - May 10th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Synaesthesia isnt an impulse though, it just happens when ever your particular triggers occur.
94. theDEFENESTRATOR - May 10th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
fundivision.net has just posted this list. word for word the same as this one. uhhh?
http://fundivision.net/?p=594
95. Crimanon - May 10th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Oh, Jamie has been informed, Trust Me.
96. 2worlds - May 10th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I might have number 6..
97. Ryan - May 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
http://fundivision.net/?p=594
Saw this and wondered if one was copying the other.
98. rmconnors - May 10th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
So I looked at when this list was published on both websites and it was definately posted here first. http://fundivision.net/?p=594 posted your exact list with the same order and the same pictures and I am pretty sure there is some copy right infringements or something since you have the website copy-righted. Thought you’d want to know
99. liz156 - May 10th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Munchausen Syndrome By Proxy is my favourite syndrome
My family watches tv shows like Law & Order or House even and it’s always my first guess as to either who did it or whats wrong 
100. manda - May 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
hah I have alice in wonderland syndrome…so it’s pretty funny to see it on a list.
101. billyshears - May 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
odd lists. especially the phantom stuff
102. SlickWilly - May 11th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Jfrater:
Just thought you’d be interested: http://fundivision.net/?p=594
Lifted word for word, no credit given to author or listverse. I don’t know if you can or want to do anything about it, but I thought you’d want to know.
103. Crimanon - May 11th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
Slick: Too slow old man!
104. SlickWilly - May 11th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Crimanon: Gahh! Criminy, I must be having those damn senior moments again. Time to upgrade the meds.
105. Crimanon - May 11th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Slick: What would’ve happened had Ozzy uped the meds?
106. anthony p - May 11th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
OH Crap you had me pissing myself at the photos int he last two.
107. dizit - May 11th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
I also emailed fundivision, suggesting that he had committed a criminal act and could, if jfrater wished, face charges.

I do love being able to scare the idiots amongst us.
diz
108. Drogo - May 12th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Another Phantom limb report. I know a woman who lost her leg due to diabetes. She occasionally feels tingling in her nonexisting toes.
I don’t have mythomania, but I think my wife, Jennifer Love Hewitt does.
109. SlickWilly - May 12th, 2008 at 6:36 am
dizit: I doubt that this would be considered a criminal act, and I doubt that anyone would face charges, even if jfrater wanted to press them. Also, I doubt that an email saying such would scare them much either. It’s just a scheisty situation, and the blogger at the offending website is an assclown. I personally would refrain from taking any action in the future other than let Jamie or Cyn know about the infraction and let them handle it. Anything else is just pretentious.
110. Polly Odyssey - May 12th, 2008 at 8:52 am
Great list as always, this one was right up my alley.
111. dizit - May 12th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Slickwilly, you’re about half right, but I just get so very angry when someone does something as stupid as plagiarize a easily identifiable work ( or even a not so easily identifiable work ), I can’t help myself. Plagiarism is, in fact, a crime. There are legal precedents. It is, if I remember correctly, a civil, rather than criminal matter, but carries heavy fines.
Maybe it’s because I’m a writer and photographer, but intellectual ownership of words and images is important to me.
I was not being “pretentious”. I am capable of being pretentious, and when I am, you’ll know it.
;-P
diz
112. Jen - May 12th, 2008 at 10:51 am
My mother in law actually has Munchausen Syndrome. She constantly complains about aches & pains & how tired she is. She also does this with her daughter always saying she isn’t feeling well & she’s so tired. Not one converstation with her ever excludes a list of her aches & pains. Everytime we have a holiday at my house both my mother in law & sister in law have to go lie down because they aren’t feeling well & are so tired. Its very annoying when I’m the one working my ass off to make a nice holiday for my husband’s family. They constantly want sympathy, & its not easy being around them.
113. SlickWilly - May 12th, 2008 at 11:36 am
dizit: I’m saying not to probe the issue too deeply. This site, which I love, obviously, has itself had a pretty spotty record for copyright infringement in the past, so be sure you know the score before you go off half-cocked, that’s all I’m saying. Copyright limitations are a tricky bitch, and there are certain measures that need to be in place to enforce them in court, which is why I expressed my doubt of liability in my previous post.
In any case, while the blogger on the other site is an asshole for posting the list word for word as his own, I doubt that Jamie is going to want to press any civil charges against him. And when you take action on the part of a business you do not represent, it does come off as pretentious. Particularly if you are not trained in copyright law. It could be misinterpreted and under more serious conditions, you yourself could perhaps be liable in civil court. I’m sure Jamie doesn’t mind that you did what you did, and I really have no place here to care. I’m just voicing my opinion, that’s all. Anyway, this is really making a mountain out of a molehill, so I’m just gonna shut my piehole.
114. deepthinker - May 12th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Jen… your mother-in law may not have Munchausen syndrome, she may be a Borderline personality disorder. Sometimes people with this disorder will want people to feel sorry for them, so they will embellish their problems. There are also psycho-somatic disorders, where a person wants so badly to have a certain problem, they will actually create it in their mind. It is almost the same way a placebo works. Even though they may actually have pain and discomfort, it may have been created by their need to WANT the pain for attention. But as this list suggests, the mind is a powerful thing.
115. BlackYamiCat - May 12th, 2008 at 11:59 am
What about Hyperekplexia? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperekplexia
Popularly known as the Jumping Frenchmen Of Maine, in which the startle reflex is exaggerated to such an extent that their eyes are forced closed and enter an almost paralysis which leads to falling over. In the Jumping Frenchmen, however, the Fremchmen would be forced to obey any command given to them if given it suddenly. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J.....n_of_Maine
116. dizit - May 12th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Jumping Frenchmen Of Maine?
That has to be one of the weirdest on record!
117. deepthinker - May 12th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
BlackYamiCat… could the Jumping Frenchman of Maine disorder be related to that species of goat that will fall over when startled? It is quite interesting. They are the “fainting goats” I think. When they are excited or scared they will just fall over like they have fainted. A few seconds later they get back up again. I wonder if it is some kind of mutation that causes this in humans as well. Weird. I gotta go check out that link.
118. Jonald - May 12th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Shux all that is straight weird. And just like closet_nerd I think I had Alice in wonderland syndrome when I was young. When I was in bed Id always feel like I was ultra small and that the corner of my room was huge, but far away lol
119. dvhann - May 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
penis panic.. lmao
120. phubbie - May 13th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
when i was a child i would experience micropsia
i thought i was being possessed by demons for a while
it scared me the most when it affected peoples faces i knew
it really is a strange experience
but now i dont get it anymore i kind of miss it
121. dizit - May 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
SlickWily:
I just want to let you know that I never mind someone disagreeing with me when it’s done in a responsible, intelligent manner…as was yours.
The nyah-nyah-nyah, kind of response just annoys me.
I respect intelligence, and clear minded debates are invigorating and educational.
I tend to agree with you on most topics, but when I don’t, I have no problem saying so. Neither do you. I like this.
diz
122. Dank - May 14th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
I have to admit it, this time I think the list is pretty legit. I’ve actually heard of some of these, and the others, well I can believe the disorder-ness of them.
Genital Retraction Syndrome: HA! And as if people reading couldn’t tell what the syndrome was about by the title, before they read the description, the very suited picture of Rice looking like she’s scolding someone for having a small penis was added. Very nice. I laughed. Go on, take your penis problems elsewhere.
Somatophrenia is pretty crazy. It would wig me out to meet someone like that. And honestly, do doctors really amputate patients’ healthy limbs upon request? Gawd, that’s a little fucked up, isn’t it?
Neglet Syndrome and Foreign Accent Syndrome are both very interesting. I would like to meet people with these two disorders. Especially neglet. Crazy!
And as for the Alice in Wonderland Syndrome, yes, it does sound familiar to me. I once thought I felt my mouth grow more and more open, widening and stretching to the point where you could have taken the top and pulled it up and around my skull and back down, and pushed my jaw down, as if my face was just a mask and I was pulling it off from my mouth and wearing it around my neck as a scarf. And I wanted to do so; it may just have been the LSD, however…
123. Crimanon - May 14th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Dank: That’s why I don’t chew gum and get high anymore. Freaked me out, I felt like a Pezz dispenser for the rest of the day
124. Dank - May 14th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
I never got why all the kids in my fourth grade class liked those things. Not much of a Pezz fan. Could munch out on some Twizzlers though. And for those of you thinking “that’s not even in the same family of candy” - I know.
125. Denzell - May 16th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Nymphomania and satyriasis must qualify for this list.
126. LS - May 16th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
I know someone with the liar thing! Well, she hasn’t been diagnosed YET. But I am very convinced that she has it. In fact, if that’s all there is to it, there are a LOT of teenage girls with it.
Both lists have been very interesting, although I personally preferred the first one – I’m a bit of a hypochondriac, so any non-physical disease is a lot easier for me to swallow.
127. Dank - May 17th, 2008 at 10:17 am
LOL
128. abhilash warrier - May 19th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I recommend reading the book “Phantoms of the Brain” written by world’s leading Neuroscientist VS Ramachadran. Awesome.
129. Jorgegrl - May 20th, 2008 at 8:47 am
The only mental disorder on this list that makes me go hmmm is number 2. Any theater major who has taken classes in dialects knows that the key to learning and mastering a new dialect is to train those different muscles in the face that control the movements associated. Therefore it has always been my beleif since I first heard about this disease that this is not really a mental disease so much as the brain getting confused and controlling different muscles. The syndrome description even says that it happens after a brain injury or trauma. Granted I am most certainly not a doctor or psychologist, but this just seemed obvious to me. Always has and always will, but I am no doctor so what do I know?
130. dizit - May 20th, 2008 at 9:09 am
On Tuesday, 20, May
Author: abhilash warrier said:
Comment:
I recommend reading the book “Phantoms of the Brain” written by world’s leading Neuroscientist VS Ramachadran. Awesome.
I’ll second that, and any other book by Ramachadran. Also, any book by Oliver Sacks.
131. Crimanon - May 21st, 2008 at 7:07 am
Does anyone know about the current Fundivision situation? The last I saw, just now, it was still there and any references to LV or the Fundivision admin were gone. LV user comments too.
Zero credit to anyone.
132. billy - May 21st, 2008 at 12:31 pm
yes friend, i have heard of this. and i feel like pooping right now, but i am going to help you through this tough time
133. crapsandwich - May 26th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
when i was a kid, i had these horrible nightmares while i was awake, i felt like everything was in slow motion but i was doing things very fast. and objects around me very giant and chunky. very bizarre, it has happen to me three times. and it is horrible. i don’t know if this is alice in wonderland syndrome. but it kind of sounds like it
134. dizit - May 27th, 2008 at 11:01 am
crapsandwich, your symptom sounds very scary. I think I’d get myself off to the nearest shrink and find out what what the double drat is going on!
I had some pretty bizarre things happening at 18-19, but I knew from wench they sprang, so they weren’t scary…except maybe the witch…but that’s off topic. I’m serious about the shrink. Find out why your your brain wants to make you crazy, and you ca learn ways to make it stop.
diz
Author: crapsandwich
Comment:
when i was a kid, i had these horrible nightmares while i was awake, i felt like everything was in slow motion but i was doing things very fast. and objects around me very giant and chunky. very bizarre, it has happen to me three times. and it is horrible. i don’t know if this is alice in wonderland syndrome. but it kind of sounds like it
135. Dank - May 29th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
crapsandwitch: wow thats some crazy shit!
136. Mark - May 29th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
Somatoparaphrenia and Genital Retraction Syndrome were my favorite.
137. Joshua De`Lioncourt - June 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 am
penis panic!? am i the only one who finds this alliteration hillarious??
138. Dank - June 3rd, 2008 at 12:06 pm
dude, I totally do too, I was wondering when someone was gonna say something about that. lol
139. segue - June 3rd, 2008 at 4:17 pm
So do I, especially paired with the pic of Connie Rice
140. Denzell - June 4th, 2008 at 3:09 am
Joshua De`Lioncourt- nope, not only you. I find it funny too. *laughs pants off* whoever made up that alliteration must have an astounding sense of humor.
141. jmankas - June 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 am
hahaha love the images in #2 and #1
142. NIKKI - June 24th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
WOW!!! Amazing!! Penis Panic LOL
143. Kathleen - June 26th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
When I scrolled down and saw Madonna’s picture, I let out a laugh.