Top 10 Bizarre Death Related Things You Can Buy Online
[WARNING: This list contains images and concepts that will offend] We are currently in the season of Lent which is traditionally a time of penitence and contemplation of the end of life. This season of 40 days is marked by many death related festivals around the world. It seemed fitting that we should get in to the spirit of things (so to speak) and do a death related list. Some of the images in this list may offend readers.
10. Body Bags $20
These are authentic Los Angeles County Coroner’s Office body bags. If you don’t have a body to put in the bag, these are still useful for storage of old clothes or anything really. Don’t get caught out without a body bag! Buy one today!
9. Manson Family Victims’ Death Certificates $15.95
This is a complete set of death certificates for the victims of the Manson Family murderers. Included is the certificate for Sharon Tate, Abigail Folger, Voyteck Frykowski, Steve Parent, and Jay Sebring. These are normally $19.75 – you get a saving of $3.80!
You will be sure to turn heads driving around town in this beautiful Cadillac hearse! Forget the Honda – buy a hearse! Extra features of this hearse are an iPod compatible stereo and a fold out bed in the rear.
7. A Corpse $525
Each corpse is Hand Crafted and is very durable in construction. Total attention to detail is seen in certain features such as nostril cavities and fingernails that are imbedded into the decaying skin. These are fully articulated corpses – that means you can move all of the body parts naturally. All corpses are made from liquid latex in order to produce an authentic feel.
6. Coffin Motorcycle Trailer $10,900
Here is one for the bikers amongst you! Now you can travel on your bike AND take all your luggage with you in this beautifully made coffin trailer!
5. Do it Yourself Embalming Kit $8.00
From the site: “Here is your chance to own some items that are actually used in the embalming process. Each kit will include 2 eye caps, 2 needle pins for closing the mouth, and a trocar button, a mouth former or dental stimulator. We also include a toe tag in each bag. Please do not try this at home. We are not liable for any pain you cause yourself.”
4. Live Autopsy Videos $19.95
Want to know how to do an autopsy but can’t afford the school fees? Here is a perfect purchase for you! Easy step-by-step footage of an autopsy makes this video a perfect gift for the home autopsy enthusiast!
3. Dracula’s Coffin Price Unavailable
Buy Dracula’s coffin and be buried in style! It comes with a lovely scarlet lining but you can select other colors to match your decor. Very convenient if you just want a mid-day nap.
2. A Human Skull $425
This is a real human skull. Everyone should own a skull – so if you don’t, here is your chance. Be sure to check out your country’s import laws concerning human body parts before buying.
1. Autopsy Babies $200+
These are rather gruesome baby dolls for the morbid child in your life. They are all hand made and can only be bought by auction, so be sure to get in quick with your bid!