[WARNING: dirty words herein] We are in the middle of our own logo competition, so I thought it apt to demonstrate a few that went seriously wrong. Whatever was in the mind of the designers at the time is anyone’s guess. Top 10 worst logos – and I really mean worst.
10. Bottom Logo
In case you can’t tell – it is a Japanese house in front of the rising sun. What else could it be?
9. *Special* Surgery
Guess where I am not going for surgery?
8. High Fashion
Guess where I am going for clothes.
7. Fine Food
Sausage anyone?
6. Olympics
Even though people have pointed out the obvious problem here, they still insist on using this.
5. Pediatrics
A picture paints a thousand words.
4. Children’s Clinic
Don’t worry – be happy. Or not.
3. Pharmacy
Enemas ‘r’ us.
2. Speechless
1. Open Wide
Bonus: We fix your computers
And your leaky penis.
NOOOOOOOOO! The London 2012 one needs to be at no. 1. What a traversty. They spent so much money on that as well. Peice of *****!
Can someone please explain to me what exactly is wrong with number 6? I just don’t get it lol.
isn't it lisa simpson giving head?
it isn’t
lol # 2 and 8
Arabella,I agree with you,I don’t see the problem.
6 – it is an abstract person kneeling giving a blow job.
im not seeing the hidden thing for siz either, besides it being just a crappy logo.
ahhhhh
an abstract person kneeling giving a blow job? I really have to strain to see that one. and even then i can only see the person kneeling. oh well. It is an ugly logo though. I’ve seen #2 on ebaums world and on snopes (i think) anyway they say it is photoshopped, because the shadows of the letters don’t match up. fuuny, though.
I've actually seen that one in real life, so, yeah, it's real
you can tell w/ the shadow of the ‘s’
tehe
oh srry w00t!
Emily: you just dont have a dirty enough mind
LOL-#10 should be on a new list of pictures you can see two things at the same time. Like the old and young lady.
#8 opens up a whole new can of cheesy pick-up lines. Loved the list!
Bawahaha…..leaky penis….
6 – it is an abstract person kneeling giving a blow job. In other words: the world should bow down and give London a bj!
Whats #1? I don't see whats bad about that…
think about the shape of the ‘U’ on Computer. and the cord on the end of the ‘mouse’
bahahaha
Guys and gurlz…
The london olympics logo is known for being the number 2012 expressed in a cubic way and the animated version is known for having caused epileptic seizures. “London” is written with a small “l” being “london”. the fellatio problem has been widely commented over the internet and finally, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Summer_Olympics#Logo Or just google the words “london olympics logo controversy” to get a good look at what it’s all about.
I see the 2012 now, thanks for pointing that out; but it’s still ugly.
now i get the london logo, but which one is the blower and which one is the blowee?
Great list. One of my favorites of late, in fact. Not sure what that says about me, but anyway! Thanks for the laughs!
That is hilarious! This is THE best list by far!
I love these.
#6 is stretching it a bit.
Its just a really bad logo.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
#10 looks like someone sat down on the empire state building
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Especially #’s 1 n 2
I dont get #6.
Now THIS is a list!
I can’t really see the problems with # 6,5 and 4, but 10 and 2 are hilarious! XD
someone explain why 4 and 9 r bad. i dont see it
Cool stuff. I hope our logois not mentioned as well.
lisa simpson, not an abstract person.
Aw, I thought this list would be from a design standpoint, not a perverted point-of-view.
Either way, that 2012 Olympics logo is just baaaaaaad.
This list is hilarious. #2 is the best!
we can only believe that these signs were done in ignorance to our second mind…that is hilighted by a list like this.
Totally love this list! The bonus one I think was the best one, “And your leaky penis” haha. gunna have to show my husband this list.
I laughed my ass off at the leaky penis one.
i thought six looked like a freakish nazi cross
The London Olympic logo is the ugliest logo i’ve seen. It’s kind of forced to say it looks like someone giving a bj, but they would be fools if they’re gone use this piece of crap logo.
Blade – true, it is kind of forced. But then someone mentioned that it looked like Lisa Simpson was giving the BJ. And then linked a looped animation of what the logo would look like in the act. And then it became less of a trial to see what the logo was alluding to.
And also ruined the Simpsons for me a bit.
Hm, so reading this list while eating was a bad idea, I almost covered my laptop in rice with my laughter. Hehe! I did like this one they all were funny. I don’t really get the London Olympics one, my first impression was that it was some sort of abstract Swastika until I started reading the comments. I still don’t see any fellatio going on there. Must be just me! Hehe!
Yeah, I thought the London one (#6) was some kind of broken swastika or something. Which, I couldn’t see why if it was broken would be problematic. If it’s supposed to resemble a blowjob somehow, there must be a lot of people with a lot of time on their hands to read that much into it. If the problem is that it’s ugly and doesn’t make sense, then it definitely deserves to be on this list.
Bryce: #9 looks like the guy is all cut apart. What kind of special surgery do they do?
#4 is abstract, but once again, the children are not attached to their own extremeties, and the one on the left obviously has boobs. What the hell kinds of things are going on in that ‘children’s’ clinic? Or I guess if you want to go Rorscach, the logo kind of looks like a *****ed off old man…
Maybe I’m just too tired, but there’s a lot wrong with #4.
My god, what were they thinking?????
#50 and #2 are so.. they’re just …
I have no words!
And #6, apart of the blowjob stuff (which is not completeley evident to me), deserves a place on the list simply because it is HORRIBLE.
Great list, Jamie!
Sorry, I meant “#5″
I thought #2 was the best. LMAO, that’d put some Neo-Cons panties in a twist.
ok – for those who don’t see what is wrong with the London Logo – here is a youtube clip to clear it up
And I was wrong – it is ***** – not a blowjob
I remember walking around somewhere in central Europe about 5-6 years ago and seeing #7 (the sausage one). It caught my eye immediately and I took a picture. I thought it was a sign for that particular restaurant, I had no idea it was for a brand of sausages. Now I realize the innuendo must be intentional. It certainly caught my eye and I definitely remember it years later.
#2, #1, bonus hilarious! #10 too
If you see a blowjob on the olympics one you have a problem, a pretty big one…
For #6 I first saw the Nazi swastika.
They are bad… only if you have dirty minds!
Jfrater -
Actually, you’re not entirely wrong. It could be both.
I once read that every newspaper should have a 12 year old boy on staff to read headlines. If he laughs, then they should rewrite them. I’m beginning to think companies should have one on hand to check out their logos!
hahahaha nice list that made my day. *runs off to the pharmacy*
Just needed to make sure that awful Olympics logo(#6) was included. As a U.S. citizen, I resent seeing the Americas get buggered by Europe and Africa.
Wow. I’d never seen that first one before; kind of caught me by surprise when the page loaded! A house, eh? Of course it is… lol
lol kid*****change
i didnt get some of them…
especially the london loympics one or whatever…all i see is weird shapes
or number 9 [[special surgery]]
You really have to look at the London logo in a certain way ONCE you know what it’s supposed to be… but I didn’t get it at first. Maybe I’m not as filthy as I thought…
I think the Special Surgery is supposed to be 3 penises?
I think they’re all pretty funny except the olympic logo (old, been done) and #9. #9 doesn’t look like anything in particular. The rest are pretty damn funny though.
Hahaha…haha….ha. These were wicked funny, good list. =)