Every religion has unique beliefs. This is a list of odd LDS beliefs. Each Item on the list quotes LDS scripture so you can be sure it is authentic.
10. Tithing

While tithes are not uncommon among religion, rarely are they mandatory. LDS theology states that in order to make it to the highest kingdom of heaven, you must pay a full and honest tithe.
D&C 119: 3-6
3 And this shall be the beginning of the tithing of my people.
4 And after that, those who have thus been tithed shall pay one-tenth of all their interest annually; and this shall be a standing law unto them forever, for my holy priesthood, saith the Lord.
5 Verily I say unto you, it shall come to pass that all those who gather unto the land of Zion shall be tithed of their surplus properties, and shall observe this law, or they shall not be found worthy to abide among you.
6 And I say unto you, if my people observe not this law, to keep it holy, and by this law sanctify the land of Zion unto me, that my statutes and my judgments may be kept thereon, that it may be most holy, behold, verily I say unto you, it shall not be a land of Zion unto you.
9. Pleasure in Life

This is one of the most famous pieces of LDS doctrine. It’s also the cause of many myths about Mormons. Basically; no coffee, no drugs, no tobacco.
D&C 89: 5-13
5 That inasmuch as any man drinketh wine or strong drink among you, behold it is not good, neither meet in the sight of your Father, only in assembling yourselves together to offer up your sacraments before him.
6 And, behold, this should be wine, yea, pure wine of the grape of the vine, of your own make.
7 And, again, strong drinks are not for the belly, but for the washing of your bodies.
8 And again, tobacco is not for the body, neither for the belly, and is not good for man, but is an herb for bruises and all sick cattle, to be used with judgment and skill.
9 And again, hot drinks are not for the body or belly.
10 And again, verily I say unto you, all wholesome herbs God hath ordained for the constitution, nature, and use of man—
11 Every herb in the season thereof, and every fruit in the season thereof; all these to be used with prudence and thanksgiving.
12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly;
13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine.
8. Spirits

This one is very unique to the LDS faith. Basically, everyone on earth now was a spirit in the pre-existence. When we die, our spirits are separated from our bodies and if we were good they go to “spirit paradise.” If we were bad they go to “spirit prison.” The spirit world exists as a place for spirits to go while awaiting the second coming.
D&C 138: 8-14
8 “By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;
9 “Which sometime were disobedient, when once the long-suffering of God waited in the days of Noah, while the ark was a preparing, wherein few, that is, eight souls were saved by water.” (1 Peter 3:18—20.)
10 “For for this cause was the gospel preached also to them that are dead, that they might be judged according to men in the flesh, but live according to God in the spirit.” (1 Peter 4:6.)
11 As I pondered over these things which are written, the eyes of my understanding were opened, and the Spirit of the Lord rested upon me, and I saw the hosts of the dead, both small and great.
12 And there were gathered together in one place an innumerable company of the spirits of the just, who had been faithful in the testimony of Jesus while they lived in mortality;
13 And who had offered sacrifice in the similitude of the great sacrifice of the Son of God, and had suffered tribulation in their Redeemer’s name.
14 All these had departed the mortal life, firm in the hope of a glorious resurrection, through the grace of God the Father and his Only Begotten Son, Jesus Christ.
7. Modern Revelation

Almost everyone who knows anything about the Mormon religion knows they have a prophet. What many don’t know, is anything that the prophet says in official capacity is considered official canon.
D&C 43: 2-9
2 For behold, verily, verily, I say unto you, that ye have received a commandment for a law unto my church, through him whom I have appointed unto you to receive commandments and revelations from my hand.
3 And this ye shall know assuredly—that there is none other appointed unto you to receive commandments and revelations until he be taken, if he abide in me.
4 But verily, verily, I say unto you, that none else shall be appointed unto this gift except it be through him; for if it be taken from him he shall not have power except to appoint another in his stead.
5 And this shall be a law unto you, that ye receive not the teachings of any that shall come before you as revelations or commandments;
6 And this I give unto you that you may not be deceived, that you may know they are not of me.
7 For verily I say unto you, that he that is ordained of me shall come in at the gate and be ordained as I have told you before, to teach those revelations which you have received and shall receive through him whom I have appointed.
8 And now, behold, I give unto you a commandment, that when ye are assembled together ye shall instruct and edify each other, that ye may know how to act and direct my church, how to act upon the points of my law and commandments, which I have given.
9 And thus ye shall become instructed in the law of my church, and be sanctified by that which ye have received, and ye shall bind yourselves to act in all holiness before me—
6. Jesus visited the Americas

The Book of Mormon is a book of LDS scripture that takes place during the same time as the Bible and takes place on the American continent. It follows the stories of two tribes who descended from the family of Lehi. After Jesus’ resurrection LDS people believe he visited the peoples of the Americas.
3 Nephi 11: 7-12
7 Behold my Beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased, in whom I have glorified my name—hear ye him.
8 And it came to pass, as they understood they cast their eyes up again towards heaven; and behold, they saw a Man descending out of heaven; and he was clothed in a white robe; and he came down and stood in the midst of them; and the eyes of the whole multitude were turned upon him, and they durst not open their mouths, even one to another, and wist not what it meant, for they thought it was an angel that had appeared unto them.
9 And it came to pass that he stretched forth his hand and spake unto the people, saying:
10 Behold, I am Jesus Christ, whom the prophets testified shall come into the world.
11 And behold, I am the alight and the life of the world; and I have drunk out of that bitter cup which the Father hath given me, and have glorified the Father in taking upon me the sins of the world, in the which I have suffered the will of the Father in all things from the beginning.
12 And it came to pass that when Jesus had spoken these words the whole multitude fell to the earth; for they remembered that it had been prophesied among them that Christ should show himself unto them after his ascension into heaven.
5. The Nature of God

While most religions believe in God, the LDS religion believes in God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit as separate beings. They also believe that God, Jesus and resurrected beings have bodies of “flesh and bone.”
D&C 129:1-5
1 There are two kinds of beings in heaven, namely: Angels, who are resurrected personages, having bodies of flesh and bones—
2 For instance, Jesus said: Handle me and see, for a spirit hath not flesh and bones, as ye see me have.
3 Secondly: the spirits of just men made perfect, they who are not resurrected, but inherit the same glory.
4 When a messenger comes saying he has a message from God, offer him your hand and request him to shake hands with you.
5 If he be an angel he will do so, and you will feel his hand.
D&C 130: 22-23
22 The Father has a body of flesh and bones as tangible as man’s; the Son also; but the Holy Ghost has not a body of flesh and bones, but is a personage of Spirit. Were it not so, the Holy Ghost could not dwell in us.
23 A man may receive the Holy Ghost, and it may descend upon him and not tarry with him.
4. Priesthood

In the LDS religion any worthy male can be given the priesthood and is given specific duties. Black people were not allowed to have the priesthood until 1978. Females are not allowed to have the priesthood.
D&C 107: 1-5
1 There are, in the church, two priesthoods, namely, the Melchizedek and Aaronic, including the Levitical Priesthood.
2 Why the first is called the Melchizedek Priesthood is because Melchizedek was such a great high priest.
3 Before his day it was called the Holy Priesthood, after the Order of the Son of God.
4 But out of respect or reverence to the name of the Supreme Being, to avoid the too frequent repetition of his name, they, the church, in ancient days, called that priesthood after Melchizedek, or the Melchizedek Priesthood.
5 All other authorities or offices in the church are appendages to this priesthood.
Official Declaration – 2, 1978
Aware of the promises made by the prophets and presidents of the Church who have preceded us that at some time, in God’s eternal plan, all of our brethren who are worthy may receive the priesthood, and witnessing the faithfulness of those from whom the priesthood has been withheld, we have pleaded long and earnestly in behalf of these, our faithful brethren, spending many hours in the Upper Room of the Temple supplicating the Lord for divine guidance.
3. Multiple Heavens

In LDS doctrine there are three heavens: the Celestial Kingdom, Terrestrial Kingdom, and Telestial Kingdom. The Celestial is the highest, where God and the ones who followed his law reside. The Terrestrial is the middle, where people who followed the Law of Moses reside. The Telestial is the lowest, where the ones who followed carnal law reside.
D&C 76: 94-98
94 They who dwell in his presence are the church of the Firstborn; and they see as they are seen, and know as they are known, having received of his fulness and of his grace;
95 And he makes them equal in power, and in might, and in dominion.
96 And the glory of the celestial is one, even as the glory of the sun is one.
97 And the glory of the terrestrial is one, even as the glory of the moon is one.
98 And the glory of the telestial is one, even as the glory of the stars is one; for as one star differs from another star in glory, even so differs one from another in glory in the telestial world;
2. Forgiveness

In LDS theology you can be forgiven for any sin, save two. First, denying the Holy Spirit, and second, murder. Also, God is infinitely forgiving, until the second coming. After that, you end up where you end up, no matter what. There are no second chances. Period.
D&C 76: 43-45
43 Who glorifies the Father, and saves all the works of his hands, except those sons of perdition who deny the Son after the Father has revealed him.
44 Wherefore, he saves all except them—they shall go away into everlasting punishment, which is endless punishment, which is eternal punishment, to reign with the devil and his angels in eternity, where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched, which is their torment—
45 And the end thereof, neither the place thereof, nor their torment, no man knows;
D&C 18: 42
18 And now, behold, I speak unto the church. Thou shalt not kill; and he that kills shall not have forgiveness in this world, nor in the world to come.
D&C 76: 111-112
111 For they shall be judged according to their works, and every man shall receive according to his own works, his own dominion, in the mansions which are prepared;
112 And they shall be servants of the Most High; but where God and Christ dwell they cannot come, worlds without end.
1. Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods

This deserves some explanation. Mormons believe that God created multiple worlds and each world has people living on it. They also believe that multiple Gods exist but each has their own universe. We are only subject to our God and if we obtain the highest level of heaven we can become gods ourselves.
D&C 76: 24
24 That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.
D&C 93: 10
10 The worlds were made by him; men were made by him; all things were made by him, and through him, and of him.
Moses 1: 33
33 And worlds without number have I created; and I also created them for mine own purpose; and by the Son I created them, which is mine Only Begotten.
D&C 76: 108
108 Then shall he be crowned with the crown of his glory, to sit on the throne of his power to reign forever and ever.
D&C 131: 1-5
1 In the celestial glory there are three heavens or degrees;
2 And in order to obtain the highest, a man must enter into this order of the priesthood [meaning the new and everlasting covenant of marriage];
3 And if he does not, he cannot obtain it.
4 He may enter into the other, but that is the end of his kingdom; he cannot have an increase.
5 (May 17th, 1843.) The more sure word of prophecy means a man’s knowing that he is sealed up unto eternal life, by revelation and the spirit of prophecy, through the power of the Holy Priesthood.
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Catholics believe in 3 levels of heaven too. One where child rapist priests dwell, one where alcoholic priests dwell with their slutty concubine nuns, and another one reserved especially for all the “ChrEasters” who think church and party are definitions of each other.
Funny ***** Matt!
Joseph Smith has fooled you all. Seriously…WTF? You idiots straight SUCK and are crazy loony nut jobs. DUH? The world is coming apart at the seams and you retards think that because you pay THE CHURCH THAT CONTINUES THIS LIE 10% of EVERYTHING you make that you are good? Ahh to be so naive must be bliss…WAKE THE ***** UP!!
It is too bad CristopherHitchens died and cannot berate you idiots for your idiot beliefs. I don’t respect any of your god’s, and your all a bunch of superstitious nut jobs. Jesus in America (oh brother now I have heard it all). When you die you will slowly rot back into the earth, enjoy your time here.
They're wierd, but it's not scientology weird.
Hmmm??
See,
We may seem "weird" but we would never say such a thing to you or your religious beliefs.
Yup…. A random guy in the 17/1800's came up with all of this on his own. OHHH and it's legitimate and should be respected?
You're CRAZIES!!!!!!!!!! And *****ist/racist.
hey stupid get your facts right you idiot i am mormon and thirteen and i already know how rediculous u nd ur comments are
Lol you can’t type.
Please use proper grammar and spelling.
Or spell
You are most certainly going t end up in the Mormon Hell of bad grammar. I dated a Mormon for two years and hav never met a more confused, guilt-ridden liar in my life. Your religion forces people to be something inhuman. Magic underwear that protects you from harm, and it’s EVERYONE ELSE that’s wrong and insane huh? What a group of MORONS…..MORON, MORMON…..odd how those two words are SO similar.
A random guy didnt just make this up. He received revelation from God and Jesus Christ. And the way I see it, even if you don’t think this is real or legitimate, I’ll have lived a great life. Being pure and holy. While you may have lived a life of drugs, alcohol, and things tht poison the body spiritually and physically. And if it wasn’t real, which I know for myself is, you would be upset that you didn’t make more out of your life. I am a Mormon and proud, and I have no problem with other religions.
You Mormons are a bunch of weirdos, but don’t feel bad because you aren’t alone. All the worlds religions are absurd.
First of, I respect your religion and thoughts. Secondly, i have stayed clean my whole life with drugs and alcohol. Do i boast that i am clean and holy? no. Just because i haven’t done these things doesn’t mean i’m better than anyone who has done it ALL. Also, when people ask me what religion I am, i respond “A follower of Christ” , i used to say im baptist but in reality all i am is a follower of Christ. Pride in our religion and people coming up with different ideas and ways of things lead to these different branches of Christianity.
“Live in harmony with one another. Do not be proud, but be willing to associate with people of low position. Do not be conceited.” Romans 12:16
“May I never boast except in the cross of our Lord Jesus Christ, through which the world has been crucified to me, and I to the world.” Galations 6:14
Now hear me out , as your brother/sister in Christ Jesus, i love you with all my heart and say these things to you out of it. Please do not be too hasty to make assumptions about what I say for only the Truth comes from the Lord himself. God bless
your going to hell, only catholics can enter into heaven, read the bible, you must follow the church founded by Peter
My sentiments exactly.
And I believeeeee that in 1978 God changed his mind about BLACK PEOPLE!
“your going to hell, only catholics can enter into heaven, read the bible, you must follow the church founded by Peter”
Um.. I think you might need to reread the bible, Peter didn’t found the church… Christ did. I think that Peter would be really unhappy with people worshiping him as the ‘founder’ when Christ was. Peter was an awesome prophet though. Wouldn’t it have been amazing to walk with Christ and learn from him. ;D
i thought judging other people was a sin for mormons.
Until Mormonism can show proof of its believes, I shall not here of it. Mormons believe themselves to be better then others, and “know” there right. Thats right, they “know” there right, no proof, no nothing, they just “know”. At least that what my Mormon friends say o.o
What I dont like with any form of religous extremists is how you automatically assume by your above comments that anyone else is a lesser human being hence your drug and alcohol comments, why cant you see that we be and think the same we just dont agree with a radical view like you do, why do we suddenly have to become alkies and druggies?
ummm… that’s what he *said* happened. No one saw anything but him. The “witnesses”, BY THEIR OWN TESTIMONY, saw only some obejcts that Smith showed them very briefly and CLAIMED they were holy things.
Satans Stratergy is to divide and conquor and has managed to divide differant churches against each other,Therfore it is high time to unite all christians in one purpose Defeat Satan
Why are women allowed to have babies and men are not? A woman is closer to heaven and to the creator when she brings life into this world than any man will ever be.
A woman is a partner with God in rearing and raising his spirit children here on earth. It seems to me that it would be very unfair to give women all of the advantages in life. If we held the Priesthood too what would men have?
Joesph Smith was called of God. Before you judge and make false assumptions you should really research your statements, because I can speak for every member of our church in saying that you obviously have no clue. Also tithing is an important ordinance in our church. Think about it 10% is nothing when you compare it to the horrible things Jesus Christ went through. He died for our sins. He bled from every pore in his body, so that we could be able to repent. I gladly pay my tithing, even though times are tough–i always reap the blessings–sometimes my power bill isnt as much, or my car seems to get better gas mileage.
I invite you to come to our church one Sunday. Check it out. We are good people with high morals. We don’t do things that could put us in harms way. I know that if you come to one of our services, you will feel the spirit in such a way you have never before.
I hope that if you got nothing out of this that you and all who make false accusations at least learn to think before you speak, and know what you are talking about.
Your church feels it is better then everyone else.Sure there are some good people who follow the Mormon religion, but then there are the majority who feel they are the only ones going to heaven. Your religion prevents a father from seeing his own daughter married just because in the mormon religion you feel he’s not temple worthy, yet he’s asked to pay for it. Your religion is elitist, it’s excludes people and is unwelcoming all the things a religion should not be! I have lived in Utah as a nonmormon for quite a while now, so I know first hand all about your religion. You are so big on families are forever but instead of allowing a father to see his only daughter married he’s made to feel unworthy! Tell me if families are forever were does he fit in to this belief. Is he only worthy of a lesser heaven! How ridiculous, I,ll save you all a seat in he’ll.
Smith was “called of God”?? Really?
Matthew 7:15 – Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves
Matthew 24:4-6 And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet.
Matthew 24-11 And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many.
Matthew 24-23-24 Then if any man shall say unto you, Lo, here is Christ, or there; believe it not. For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
John 14-6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
Do I really need to go on. I lived behind the Zion curtain in UT for 10 years. After watching my neighbors not even talk to my 3 yr old boy or come to our house on Halloween because we were not seen every Sunday at the local ward I decided to move my family out of there to a normal world again – somewhere where church and state are actually separate!! Not where my son would have to go to “study hall” one period every day while 90% go to “seminary” to learn about this false prophet!! Don’t EVEN try to tell me the church does not control state politics – I’ve witnessed first hand the re-mapping of electoral lines due to small areas of the city getting a small majority of non-cult followers!!
I read the book – seriously?? People believe that man – didn’t he use his “seer stones” to search for gold in the ground to rip-off people for money?? Look it up! In all my research about that charlatan Lucy Harris is the only credible witness to his writings – she proved he was a fraud and people still believed his lies afterward!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_Harris
And don’t tell me the crap about taking multiple wives to save them from the enduring hardships of the times – my ass!! He was a pervert. He took barely teenage girls before they were ever on any long, harsh trip cross country. Ask his first wife!!
If you believe in anything about the bible you know that those who worship this false prophet are doomed for eternity!
Someone else wrote about how they have lived a “clean”life and “what if they are wrong, at least their life was fulfilling?” If you truly believe the bible – an eternity in hell is not worth that. I’ll drink and have ***** without my garments on and take my chances with a religion older than my grandfathers made up stories!!
I’m a Mormon. I was born mormon, but not in Utah. I just recently moved to Utah and I agree that many members of our church in this state are judgmental. They look down on those who don’t live up to their ideas of what a Mormon should be. Having lived in several other parts of the world, I can tell you that the majority of Mormons are NOT like this. It seems to be worse in Utah.
As far as excluding people and being elitist as an entire church, I find that hard to believe. Why do we have 50,000 + missionaries all over the world inviting people to come to our church, be baptized, and go to the Temple? If the church was truly as secretive/elitist as many claim, I doubt membership would be above 14 million people.
The Bible does warn of false prophets, who will deceive many. But it also teaches the need of true prophets. (Amos 3:7, Ephesians 4:11-13). If Joseph Smith was not a prophet, there must be another one, because I cannot believe that God would leave us without a prophet. Are God’s words limited to the pages of the Bible? If the books of Moses were sufficient, why was there need for Jeremiah or Isaiah, or the other Old Testament Prophets. Also with the New Testament, were early Christians, who for a long time only had access to the Gospel Mark offended when they received Matthew, Luke and John? Of course not! It is clear that there were Christians before the existence of the Bible as one book, therefore it is not the Bible which makes one Christian.
As Mormons we love the Bible, but we realize that it doesn’t contain the answer to every religious question. All Christian churches have different doctrines but yet a core belief in the Bible at their center. The limited scope of the Bible has lead to so many different interpretations of it’s words. It is ironic that the Bible, while being common to all Christians, has become a battleground of interpretations and arguing. 2 Peter 1:20-21 tells us that scripture is not privately interpreted, but rather given by “holy men of God”. Why would God leave us with the Bible and no more explanation regarding its contents?
We believe in a God who is involved in our lives. Ralph Waldo Emerson urged students in the Harvard Divinity School to teach that ‘that God is, not was; that He speaketh, not spake.”
Women also make for great cooks. Now get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!
I would accept that that women have motherhood and men have priesthood as equally important to each other IF women did not need men to have babies and if you had to be worthy to be a mother. But they are obviously NOT EQUAL in that respect. Men do not need women to hold the presthood and ALL worthy men are entitled to the priesthood, while women need men to have babies and some women who are worthy to be mothers never have babies and some that do are definately not worthy of it! So motherhood and priesthood are clearly not equal!
Also if women were equal to men, you’d hear more about a heavenly mother. Course I like to think of heavenly mother and heavenly father are one through marriage, and praying to father also includes mother. So you’re addressing both. But I never hear mention of her to often. I must say if my husband and I ever do reach the celestial kingdom and become like our father, I must say I insist on at least being recognized by our children. As a mother myslef I can very well imagine how she must feel about never being mentioned, recognized,respected, and loved by her children.
Im Mormon and i dont say anything about any other religions. I respect all religions. We are not racist we accept all people.It wasnt a random person either it was a man who prayed about the church. He was being prepared. He wasnt just picked randomly. I dont appreciate you calling me CRAZY.
Thank You
You ARE crazy!!!
I am not a mormon but as someone who has read the book of mormon and is on a path of discovering her spirituality i have explored the mormon religion. I do not think that all mormons are racist. My closest friend who is a mormon is chinese. I would say that there are flaws with every religion and in the end it is gods decision who enters heaven. I believe that you should be free to believe what you want with no judgement.I think that as mortal beings we don’t have any right to say what god thinks. I Think we look at the texts provided and do our best to lead good and honest lives. There is no religion in the world that is perfect in the eyes of everyone. I would say that those who use religion as means to discriminate and persecute others are not actually accomplishing what they think they are. By making these actions i would say that they are making a bad name for themselves and i cant imagine that god would approve of it. In the end it is gods decision.
There is not a judgement in this life, but the next and it is important what you believe. Simple logic provides that if two beliefs claim to be true they cannot both be true. There is only one absolute truth. You are also correct in saying every religion has flaws, but let me tell you of something without flaws, His name is Jesus and He died for your sins as a perfect sacrifice. The Jesus the Mormons will teach you about is not the same as the one most Christians believe. The Mormons will twist certain truths to suit their needs in order to bring you in, you have to be very learned to not be deceived. If you have any questions I’d be more than happy to answer them. I just think you should be informed on both sides of the matter before you commit you life to a religion that is indeed false.
With Love, Derrick
No, Derrick, your statement that the Jesus the Mormons will teach you about is not the same as the one most Christians believe, is simply incorrect. They believe in the same Jesus Christ. Their beliefs about him vary from what most Christian churches teach. If different understandings about Christ and his Gospel meant that they all believed in different Jesus’, the same misguided statement could be made about every Christian Sect other than the one you happen to believe in. To say the members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints are not Christian is absurd.
if you think it is stupid and wrong, why are you looking it up on the internet?
if you think Joseph Smith was crazy and racist, you obviously have not done your homework.
he didn’t make this up, and no, he didn’t do this on his own.
Better than being an uneducated ignorant fool like you:) Btw that random guy had a fourth grade education pretty good job at making stuff up I’d say.
And yet people believe in the bible? A two thousand year old collection of writings, scriptures, gospels, whatever you deem fitting of a man that talks to a burning bush, a man living in a fish for three days, a man walking on water, a man feeding thousands of people with a loaf of bread and two fish, a man building a huge wooden boat and gathering ALL animals of the world to survive a flood, talking snakes… blah blah blah
At the same time people in the Bronze Age thought…..the world was flat, constellations were celestial beings, and sea monsters were a legitimate danger…. But yeah the bible makes absolute sense. You sold me. It’s all bull*****. Even America’s founding fathers didn’t buy this load of *****.
THINK about it, this guy creates these stories of being a prophet hand picked by God himself, but that can’t be true because this two thousand year old prophet already did that and told us whats really supposed to happen. I’ll just leave it at that.
If someone just made it up one day so you think it would still be around? maybe there is more to it than you think.
People that they say Joseph Smith made this up forget he was a 15 year old illiterate boy.
Don’t even go there. You can say YOU would never say such a thing, but don’t answer for the entire Mormon religion. I used to go to a Mormon church, was baptized there after being pretty much pulled into it by the people I lived with at the time. I heard plenty of talk about other religions, and about people in general, usually AT church! So don’t play up the Mormons as saint-hearted people that would never even think of saying something bad about someone else. There are jerks everywhere (and Mormans can be very big jerks if someone is ex-comunicated).
First of all, you are excommunicated if you are not living by the word of God. You can’t just be ripped out of the Church for no specific reason. Obviously if you were “pulled” in by your neighbors, you cannot think for yourself. Mormons are not jerks. If one person critisizes someone, that doesn’t mean that all people are that way, does it? It is the individual that should be blamed. Not their religion. I am a Beehives President in my LDS Church, and I am here to tell you that LDS people are the kindest people you will ever meet. That is why we have an LDS Welfare and storehouse to help the poor and sick. Even if you are inactive, the people in your ward still take care of you and offer to make you dinner, wash your car, help repair your roof, etc. Please do not blame an entire culture for the actions of one person. I hope that someday you will find peace with people and with the Divine Being. Thanks.
Like the saying goes everyone is retarted and no one loves you not even god him self this is the devels playground dont’ forget that god never took back the power he gave.
no, i agree with dark wolf, we are weird. to others we are weird. to me many other religions are weird. including the Catholic church. They have underage people drinking alcohol! its hilarious. its just all so silly. so what if we are weird, so what if they are weird. it really just doesn’t matter.
Check your spelling…
lol LORD XENU BEWARE!
HAHAHAH. YES.
First off, I am Mormon. Sue me. I love perverted, dark humor as much as the next guy. Sure, there are a lot of elitists in Utah, as I expect there are elitist Catholics in Rome or wherever. It happens. I honestly think that we will see where god puts us when it happens. We will see.
Also. Polygamy. I have no idea what the crap Joseph smith was thinking, or in that matter what God was thinking, because they justified themselves with “the girls need husbands who can take care of them” … … I have no idea either. I just believe in Thomas S. Monson, our current prophet. If he goes for polygamy though, I’m out and becoming atheist, or at least agnostic.
Christ in the Americas. I believe it happened. There is no proof, but that’s what faith is about. There’s no proof that Jesus suffered for our sins other than a book. People still believe that it happened.
No drugs, alcohol, or caffeine. I know for a fact that the caffeine thig is pretty much universally ignored by about 70-80% of the church. Drugs and alcohol have been known for their debilitating effects on human life.
Book of Mormon. You go back to when you were 17. Now, imagine that you have almost no schooling, because you had been raised on a farm. Could you have written a whole religious text by yourself, and in all of those these and thous? I couldn’t. So, even if just by that logic, the book of Mormon would have to be a revelation from god, or otherwise just a humongous elaborate hoax perpetrated by dozens of people. I think someone would have stepped up and said, “sorry folks, it’s a scam. Bye!” no. Believe what you want, but I believe that the book of Mormon is true.
lmao – “Mormons… making scientologists look sane since 1978″ (from Tosh.0 haaa)
The scriptures themselves are so funny to read, especially for #10. It's like someone saying 'give me your money' or 'don't do this' but making it looks like it's come out of the bible.
Check out Malachi 3:8-10. Its not just the Mormons who want your money.
They are, however, the ones who make it a requirement.
I must say I’ve read through this war going on and I think its altogether very stupid. Yes I’m Mormon (wrong LDS), No I’m not brainwashed, and I don’t see other religions as being “false”. They just don’t have the whole picture. Also using verses from the bible is like playing the telephone game, its been rewritten so many times it could have been a book about a devil with magical powers. (Not what I believe in any way.) To say though that Mormons are a false religion is basically the same as saying that all christianity is false, because we also believe the bible to be true.
Who says we have to pay tithing? We are not required to. However I can testify that my family paid tithing when we were about as close to losing everything as you can get. We lived like that for almost 3 years, we still payed our tithing. Yet somehow I was still able to get those things that we didn’t have money for. (like sports and private school) That was back when I was 8, (I’m 14 now) and my family is finally on top of finances. As “Mormon” said (which btw great way to put a “Biased” sticker on your head) our donations don’t go toward paying that already wealthy guy standing at the pulpit.
Also would it be too much of me to ask you to ask an LDS member, (not a Mormon since there are reformed versions of Mormonism) for information on our church. Not exmormon.org.
If you want to really know how and average 14 year old LDS member views the church email me at (sorenofdawn@gmail.com). That way next time someone wants to bash on my religion, or are just interested, you can get accurate information. Ill keep things to what I know and believe.
Cya
I’m sorry but the Bible has never been rewritten, you have in fact been brainwashed on this subject. I too was raised Mormon and they told me that it had been tampered with, yet after I left I investigated it’s historicity and credibility and found out that it is the most reliable ancient book in all existence. There are over 25,000 Greek manuscripts which all have the same message (save a few minor differences which don’t change the meaning). And if you collected all the writings from the Early Church Fathers dating prior to the Council of Nicaea (AD 325) you will find all but 11 verses of the Bible word for word what we have today!!! So to say that the early Roman Catholic Church or Christian reformers rewrote the Bible is completely without basis.
Yet! The Book of Mormon has had almost 4,000 changes since it’s 1830 publish date, now which is the more perfect book?
@Derrick If that were the case then I havnt been brainwashed by any LDS sources. That is what ive learned from surfing the internet and searching the history and origins of many different churches. Also if the bible is written almost word for word. Why are there so many different version of the bible?
@Daenon Here is the thing about the internet…you don’t believe everything you read off the internet! And there are several reasons why there are so many word for word translations. One is that the Greek language is a bit difficult to translate to the English language and it is hard to render an English word with the same meaning and weight that was intended with the Greek word. Also our language keeps evolving, for example Charity which is the KJV of the Greek word agape doesn’t exactly have the same meaning in the English language as it did in the 16th Century. The fact of the matter is the Bible has never been rewritten, so are you willing to actually evaluate what you believe on facts. Or will you only take in what people tell you is true, if you’re not after the truth then I am wasting my time talking to you.
@Derrick I’m willing to know the truth from facts, but the problem is that since your talking about history that happened so long ago there is a high chance that its not 100% accurate from any source.
As for my internet sources, what exactly makes one source better than the other on this topic? When it comes to religion even the history of the bible and oldest religions there are many different variations of what happened. Who gets to say which is the true variation? You, me? Not likely, no source can be 100% credible. Unless there is one, (or a few) and you can tell me about it so I can better know the truth.
Also (totally off topic in this conversation) People shouldn’t tell someone they cant do something because of their religion, unless it violates their standards… I’m suppper mad at my teacher, cause she wouldn’t let me participate in our schools pep rally! Everyone else was mad too, because I was one of the few people that can dance at our school! She said it was “Because I was Mormon, and I don’t like them” you shouldn’t say someone cant participate in something if they want to just because of their religion!
@Daenon People learned truth long before the internet was invented, there are reputable sources out there that have clear evidence for the reliability of the Bible. Wikipedia is not a reputable source by the way. And we can ascertain the validity of the Bible by the evidence left behind in history which there is more evidence that supports the reliability and consistency of the Bible than any other ancient text. When there are manuscripts that date back to the 1st Century that has the same message in the Bible as the one we read today the simple fact is that it was NEVER changed. Mormons have no choice but to attack the Bible to support their claims, and with it being the most attacked book of all time it still stands strong. Teaching doctrines contrary to the what the Bible and having a poor exegesis structure (having the prophet interpret Scripture rather than Scripture interpreting Scripture; the first rule of hermeneutics) makes Mormonism not only “UnChristian” but “Anti-Christian.” If anyone brings a gospel rather than the one Jesus and his Apostles brought “let them be anathema.” Very strong language against people who tamper with God’s Word.
@Derrick You still cant prove that the things we have been taught about religion are true. History can still be inaccurate even if we still have original manuscripts. You cant prove one source has more accurate facts other than another. Its like saying I can prove that God is real. You cant prove that, you have to have faith that he is real. Also when have I ever started hitting on other religions?
I’m trying to learn more about the history of Christianity as you view it, and your still hitting on my religion? I don’t actually question the Bible I know its true however there are just certain things in it that don’t tie together fully, that the Book of Mormon I find fills the holes just about perfectly.
When I was saying the Bible could be false I was saying it as a scientist would. Since that is going to be my future profession, I was just saying that almost anything within religion cant be based off of facts. If religion was factual then what would be the point of it? If God came down and told us all he existed then what purpose would religion have?
Also why are we here? I doubt god would send us down here so that a large portion of us don’t return to him in heaven? Thats a major reason why I believe in Mormonism. Because if I was a Dad I wouldn’t send a whole bunch of my kids to some far off world to suffer, and have a large amount not return to me unless I had a plan for them to become better beings. AKA like unto god.
Invitation to Exaltation
Everywhere, people are in a hurry. Jet-powered planes speed their precious human cargo across broad continents and vast oceans. Appointments must be kept, tourist attractions beckon, and friends and family await the arrival of a particular flight. Modern freeways with multiple lanes carry millions of automobiles, occupied by more millions of people, in a seemingly endless stream.
Does this pulsating, mobile ribbon of humanity ever come to a halt? Is the helter-skelter pace of life at times punctuated with moments of meditation—even thoughts of timeless truths?
When compared to eternal verities, the questions of daily living are really rather trivial. What shall we have for dinner? Is there a good movie playing tonight? Have you seen the television log? Where shall we go on Saturday? These questions pale into insignificance when times of crisis arise, when loved ones are wounded, when pain enters the house of good health, or when life’s candle dims and darkness threatens. Then truth and trivia are soon separated. The soul of man reaches heavenward, seeking a divine response to life’s greatest questions: Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where do we go after we leave this life? Answers to these questions are not discovered within the covers of academia’s textbooks, by dialing information, in tossing a coin, or through random selection of multiple-choice responses. These questions transcend mortality. They embrace eternity.
Where did we come from? This query is inevitably thought, if not spoken, by every parent or grandparent when a tiny infant utters its first cry. One marvels at the perfectly formed child. The tiny toes, the delicate fingers, the beautiful head, to say nothing of the hidden but marvelous circulatory, digestive, and nervous systems, all testify to the truth of a divine Creator.
The Apostle Paul told the Athenians on Mars’ Hill that we are “the offspring of God.” (Acts 17:29.) Since we know that our physical bodies are the offspring of our mortal parents, we must probe for the meaning of Paul’s statement. The Lord has declared that “the spirit and the body are the soul of man.” (D&C 88:15.) It is the spirit that is the offspring of God. The writer of Hebrews refers to Him as “the Father of spirits.” (Heb. 12:9.) The spirits of all persons are literally His “begotten sons and daughters.” (D&C 76:24.)
For our contemplation of this subject, we note that inspired poets have written moving messages and recorded transcendent thoughts. One writer described a newborn infant as “a sweet new blossom of humanity, fresh fallen from God’s own home, to flower here on earth.” (Gerald Massey.)
William Wordsworth penned this truth:
Our birth is but a sleep and a forgetting:
The Soul that rises with us, our life’s Star,
Hath had elsewhere its setting,
And cometh from afar:
Not in entire forgetfulness,
And not in utter nakedness,
But trailing clouds of glory do we come
From God, who is our home:
Heaven lies about us in our infancy!
(“Ode on Intimations of Immortality.”)
Parents, gazing down at a tiny infant or taking the hand of a growing child, ponder their responsibility to teach, to inspire, and to provide guidance, direction, and example. While parents ponder, children, and particularly teenagers, ask the penetrating question “Why are we here?” Usually, it is spoken silently to the soul and phrased “Why am I here?”
How grateful we should be that a wise Creator fashioned an earth and placed us here, with a veil of forgetfulness on our previous existence, so that we might experience a time of testing, an opportunity to prove ourselves and qualify for all that God has prepared for us to receive.
Clearly, one primary purpose of our existence upon the earth is to obtain bodies of flesh and bones. We are here to gain experience that could come only through separation from our heavenly parents. In a thousand ways, we are privileged to choose for ourselves. Here we learn from the hard taskmaster of experience. We discern between good and evil. We differentiate as to the bitter and the sweet. We learn that decisions determine destiny.
While Paul taught the Philippians that individuals are called upon to “work out [their] own salvation with fear and trembling” (Philip. 2:12), the Master provided a guide we know as the Golden Rule: “All things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them.” (Matt. 7:12.)
By obedience to God’s commandments, we can qualify for that “house” spoken of by Jesus when He declared: “In my Father’s house are many mansions. … I go to prepare a place for you … that where I am, there ye may be also.” (John 14:2–3.)
Life moves on. Youth follows childhood, and maturity comes ever so imperceptibly. From experience we learn the need for heavenly assistance as we make our way along the pathway of mortality. We treasure the inspired thought: “God is a Father; man is a brother. Life is a mission and not a career.” (President Stephen L Richards.)
God, our Father, and Jesus Christ, our Lord, have marked the way to perfection. They beckon us to choose to follow eternal verities and to become perfect as they are perfect. (See Matt. 5:48; 3 Ne. 12:48.) The Apostle Paul likened life to a race with a clearly defined goal. To the Saints at Corinth he urged: “Know ye not that they which run in a race run all, but one receiveth the prize? So run, that ye may obtain.” (1 Cor. 9:24.)
In our zeal, let us not overlook this sage counsel: “The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.” (Eccl. 9:11.) Actually, the prize belongs to him who endures to the end.
When I reflect on the race of life, I remember another type of race, even from childhood days. When I was about ten, my boyfriends and I would take pocketknives in hand and, from the soft wood of a willow tree, fashion small toy boats. With a triangular-shaped cotton sail in place, each boy would launch his crude craft in the race down the relatively turbulent waters of the Provo River. We would run along the river’s bank and watch the tiny vessels sometimes bobbing violently in the swift current and at other times sailing serenely as the water deepened.
During one such race we noted that one boat led all the rest toward the appointed finish line. Suddenly the current carried it too close to a large whirlpool, and the boat heaved to its side and capsized. Around and around it was carried, unable to make its way back into the main current. At last it came to an uneasy rest at the end of the pool, amid the flotsam and jetsam that surrounded it.
The toy boats of childhood had no keel for stability, no rudder to provide direction, and no source of power. Inevitably their destination was downstream—the path of least resistance.
Unlike toy boats, we have been provided divine attributes to guide our journey. We enter mortality not to float with the moving currents of life, but with the power to think, to reason, and to achieve.
We left our heavenly home and came to earth in the purity and innocence of childhood. Our Heavenly Father did not launch us on our eternal voyage without providing the means whereby we could receive from Him guidance to ensure our safe return. Yes, I speak of prayer. I speak, too, of the whisperings from that still, small voice within each of us; and I do not overlook the holy scriptures, written by mariners who successfully sailed the seas we too must cross.
At some period in our mortal mission, there appears the faltering step, the wan smile, the pain of sickness—even the fading of summer, the approach of autumn, the chill of winter, and the experience we call death.
Every thoughtful person has asked himself the question best phrased by Job of old: “If a man die, shall he live again?” (Job 14:14.) Try as we may to put the question out of our thoughts, it always returns. Death comes to all mankind. It comes to the aged as they walk on faltering feet. Its summons is heard by those who have scarcely reached midway in life’s journey, and often it hushes the laughter of little children.
But what of an existence beyond death? Is death the end of all? Such a question was asked of me by a young husband and father who lay dying. I turned to the Book of Mormon and, from the book of Alma, read to him these words:
“Now, concerning the state of the soul between death and the resurrection—Behold, it has been made known unto me by an angel, that the spirits of all men, as soon as they are departed from this mortal body, yea, the spirits of all men, whether they be good or evil, are taken home to that God who gave them life.
“And then shall it come to pass, that the spirits of those who are righteous are received into a state of happiness, which is called paradise, a state of rest, a state of peace, where they shall rest from all their troubles and from all care, and sorrow.” (Alma 40:11–12.)
My young friend, through moist eyes and with an expression of profound gratitude, whispered a silent but eloquent “Thank you.”
After the body of Jesus had lain in the tomb for three days, the spirit again entered, and the resurrected Redeemer walked forth clothed with an immortal body of flesh and bones. The answer to Job’s question—“If a man die, shall he live again?”—came when Mary and others approached the tomb and saw two men in shining garments who spoke to them: “Why seek ye the living among the dead? He is not here, but is risen.” (Luke 24:5–6.)
Testimonies of the resurrected Lord provide comfort and understanding.
First, from the Apostle Paul: “Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures. … He was buried, and … he rose again the third day. … He was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve. … He was seen of above five hundred brethren at once. … He was seen of James; then of all the apostles. And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.” (1 Cor. 15:3–8.)
Second, from the combined testimony of twenty-five hundred of his other sheep, as recorded in the Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ. The resurrected Lord “spake unto them saying:
“Arise and come forth unto me, that ye may thrust your hands into my side, and also that ye may feel the prints of the nails in my hands and in my feet, that ye may know that I am the God of Israel, and the God of the whole earth, and have been slain for the sins of the world. …
“And when they had all gone forth and had witnessed for themselves, they did cry out with one accord, saying:
“Hosanna! Blessed be the name of the Most High God! And they did fall down at the feet of Jesus, and did worship him.” (3 Ne. 11:13–14, 16–17.)
Third, from Joseph Smith and Sidney Rigdon: “After the many testimonies which have been given of him, this is the testimony, last of all, which we give of him: That he lives!
“For we saw him, even on the right hand of God; and we heard the voice bearing record that he is the Only Begotten of the Father—
“That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.” (D&C 76:22–24.)
As the result of Christ’s victory over the grave, we shall all be resurrected. This is the redemption of the soul. Paul wrote: “There are … celestial bodies, and bodies terrestrial: but the glory of the celestial is one, and the glory of the terrestrial is another.
“There is one glory of the sun, and another glory of the moon, and another glory of the stars: for one star differeth from another star in glory.
“So also is the resurrection of the dead.” (1 Cor. 15:40–42.)
It is the celestial glory that we seek. It is in the presence of God that we desire to dwell. It is a forever family that we want membership in. Such blessings must be earned. (See 2 Ne. 25:23.)
Where did we come from? Why are we here? Where do we go after this life? No longer need these universal questions remain unanswered. Our Heavenly Father rejoices for those who keep His commandments. He is concerned also for the lost child, the tardy teenager, the wayward youth, the delinquent parent. Tenderly the Master speaks to these, and indeed to all: “Come back. Come up. Come in. Come home. Come unto me.” What eternal joy awaits when we accept His divine invitation to exaltation!
I testify that He is a teacher of truth—but He is more than a teacher. He is the exemplar of the perfect life—but He is more than an exemplar. He is the great physician—but He is more than a physician. He is the literal Savior of the world, the Son of God, the Prince of Peace, the Holy One of Israel, even the risen Lord, who declared, “I am Jesus Christ, whom the prophets testified shall come into the world. … I am the light and the life of the world.” (3 Ne. 11:10–11.) “I am the first and the last; I am he who liveth, I am he who was slain; I am your advocate with the Father.” (D&C 110:4.)
As His witness, I testify to you that He lives!
@Daenon ” I was just saying that almost anything within religion cant be based off of facts. If religion was factual then what would be the point of it?” This has to be the scariest quote I have ever heard, do you have any idea of the implications of that statement. It pretty much means you knowingly believe in something that has no evidence to substantiate it’s truth claims. I put my faith in the fact that Jesus did exist and that he did die on the cross for my sins and did in fact raise from the dead to give me a hope of a future resurrection.
Now please tell me the things that the Bible doesn’t tie together well that the BoM fills in?
The truth about the Book of Mormon is that it doesn’t actually teach Mormonism, it has no uniquely Mormon doctrines (Priesthood, temple, exaltation to Godhood) but rather has a 19th Century Protestant view with a works based salvation. That grace is received by obedience rather than faith.
@Derrick If I said I beleive in Christ then went and killed thousands of people does that mean ill be able to enter heaven too? I mean I have faith in Christ don’t I? If its only faith in Christ that allows us to return to Jesus and our Heavenly Father, then whats stopping us from sinning, and whats wrong with being Mormon and doing extra?
Ok I over exaggerated (because thats what teenagers do) by saying there is no facts. There is some facts that let being christian become logical, but its still not 100% solid evidence of God and Christs existence. Also if the bible didn’t have several things left unexplained then why are there so many different interpretations of its doctrine?
I see it this way, take a single point on a blank peice of paper. Without a second point from that single line you can draw a line in any direction but with two points there is only one line that can be made. If you look at lines as being interpretations of things, the first point as being the bible and the second being another set of scriptures. Course thats only if the Book of Mormon is true.
Your question is actually answered in the Bible Romans 6:1 reads: “What shall we say then? Are we to continue in sin that grace may abound? By no means! How can we who died to sin still live in it?” In defending his position on salvation by grace alone through faith alone by Christ alone Paul answers this question that is clear to come, and it’s funny Mormons ask the same questions. I am not saved in any way by my works, “It is God who justifies!” as Paul later says in Romans 8. The life I live after coming to saving faith will be an evidence of God’s work on my life; “Work out your salvation with fear and trembling, for it is GOD who works in you both to will and do his good pleasure.”
Mormon doctrine doesn’t complete Biblical doctrine it contradicts it, now what other objections do you have to the consistency of the Bible?
@Derrick The bible has solid doctrine in it, there are some missing pieces though, you cant deny it. Also whats wrong with being Mormon. We just go further in what we believe than other Christian religions. We believe in the same Christ as you do… Why am I asked to repent from other religions adults when there is a good chance I live a more morally chaste life then them?
@Daenon This statement is absurd: “The bible has solid doctrine in it, there are some missing pieces though, you cant deny it.” I can deny it and you can’t actually make a solid case that there is something missing, simply stating that there is something missing doesn’t mean there is. And we do not believe in the same Christ, my Jesus is co-eternal with God the Father who is not a created being and is not the brother of Lucifer. Do you not know that pride is the sin that got Satan kicked out of heaven. “Why am I asked to repent from other religions adults when there is a good chance I live a more morally chaste life then them?” Why did Jesus go after the Pharisee’s the hardest with his ministry for their pride and self-righteousness. Mormonism is a different gospel period. And according to Paul: “But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed. As we have said before, so now I say again: If anyone is preaching to you a gospel contrary to the one you received, let him be accursed.” Galatians 1:8-9
The most abominable sin I believe is that of preaching a false gospel because you are committing eternal murder when you deceive people into believing. The only way to heaven is the historical Jesus who has always been eternal God existing in personal community with the Father and the Holy Spirit, not the fictitious jesus that Joesph Smith preached.
@ Derrick Religion is very oppinionated apparently. If God really loved us would he send us here just so that only a small portion would really return to him? If I was a loving father I would only do something like that if it would make my children better. Where is the proof that my religion is false? Stop saying Joseph Smith is a liar and a wackjob unless if you can give me solid evidence. Otherwise I’m not going to listen to you. You tell me a lot of things that are “Fact,” but fail to give me evidence. I know I’m contradicting myself here, I’ve read two different versions of the Bible and both of them left holes places that didn’t quite make sense.
A lot of what I say I realize, is also very opinionated. So I just want to let you know most of what I have said is based on my opinion and not what is “Fact” because I don’t want to bother trying to defend something to a closed mind. Its like trying to get a Fandroid and a mindless apple follower to come to a consensus about which software is better.
@Daenon God is not required to have mercy on anyone, and he only accounts those who are in Christ as his children. Not everyone is a child of God that is an unbiblical teaching and is supported nowhere. And I am calling Joesph Smith a liar in this context in that he twists the Word of God and attacks it’s sufficiency by saying it has holes in it, yet you have not proved in any sense that there are holes in it! The burden of proof lies with you, since I stand on thousands of years of history and heritage stating that this is the infallible Word of God and you are the one who calls that into question.
But if you want we can talk about Joesph Smith and Brigham Young and some of the other early Prophets to show you that they made false prophecies and taught many things you yourself do not support nor believe.
@ Derrick Let me clarify more about the Bible I don’t question its legitimacy in what it talks about. I believe it to be the true word of god however its interpreted. I do think that the Bible doesn’t answer some questions I’ve had in life that the Book of Mormon fills in perfectly. Sorry if you feel like I was questioning the legitimacy of the Bible. If that were the case I wouldn’t be studying from it right now at 6 in the morning every day of the week.
Also if God only accounts people that follow Christ as his children then what about the poor souls in third world countries that don’t even get to hear about God? What happens to them? Me and you believe in the same God we just have different opinions on how God works. As for the claims on my prophets send them at me I’m all ears and ill receive them with an open opinion.
Lastly this whole debate makes me laugh cause from the many historical documentaries of Christ’s life (many of which ive seen were made from Churches other than my own,) that all the arguments used against my church are only slightly varying from the persecutions that were made against Christ. I have seen modern revelation through the Book of Mormon, your claims about it being lies without evidence is complete air compared to the revelation and things that are coming to pass that the Book of Mormon foretold. By all means prove me wrong.
@Daenon in response to your first question about what happens to someone who hasn’t heard about Jesus, the Bible does give us an answer. Romans 1:18-23
“For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth. For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. Claiming to be wise, they became fools, and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and creeping things.”
Theologians call this general revelation, every person is held without excuse and God “will have mercy on whom he will have mercy” if you say that God is unfair, unloving or unjust for saving one person than another you make yourself to be blasphemer. I believe that the Bible is clear that there is no second chance, “And just as it is appointed for man to die once, and after that comes judgment,” (Hebrews 9:27). You die and then you are judged it’s that simple, there is no waiting period in which people get another chance.
In regards to my statements about Joesph Smith and Brigham Young here are some quotes for you to deal with:
“I prophesy in the name of the Lord God of Israel, unless the United States redress the wrongs committed upon the Saints in the state of Missouri and punish the crimes committed by her officers that in a few years the government will be utterly overthrown and wasted, and there will not be so much as a potsherd left ” -Joesph Smith(History of the Church, vol. 5, p. 394). False prophecy..
“God is in the still small voice. In all these affidavits, indictments, it is all of the devil–all corruption. Come on! ye prosecutors! ye false swearers! All hell, boil over! Ye burning mountains, roll down your lava! for I will come out on the top at last. I have more to boast of than ever any man had. I am the only man that has ever been able to keep a whole church together since the days of Adam. A large majority of the whole have stood by me. Neither Paul, John, Peter, nor Jesus ever did it. I boast that no man ever did such a work as I. The followers of Jesus ran away from Him; but the Latter-day Saints never ran away from me yet ” -Joesph Smith(History of the Church, vol. 6, p. 408-409). Boasted that he did more than Jesus, in regards to the Church.
“President Smith then stated that the meeting had been called, because God had commanded it; and it was made known to him by vision and by the Holy Spirit. He then gave a relation of some of the circumstances attending us while journeying to Zion–our trials, sufferings; and said God had not designed all this for nothing, but He had it in remembrance yet; and it was the will of God that those who went to Zion, with a determination to lay down their lives, if necessary, should be ordained to the ministry, and go forth to prune the vineyard for the last time, for the coming of the Lord, which was nigh–even fifty-six years should wind up the scene.” (History of the Church, vol. 2, p. 189). Jesus did not show up in 1891…
“Yea, the word of the Lord concerning his church, established in the last days for the restoration of his people, as he has spoken by the mouth of his prophets, and for the gathering of his saints to stand upon Mount Zion,i which shall be the city of New Jerusalem. 3 Which city shall be built, beginning at the temple lot, which is appointed by the finger of the Lord, in the western boundaries of the State of Missouri, and dedicated by the hand of Joseph Smith, Jun., and others with whom the Lord was well pleased. 4 Verily this is the word of the Lord, that the city New Jerusalem shall be built by the gathering of the saints, beginning at this place, even the place of the temple, which temple shall be reared in this generation. 5 For verily this generation shall not all pass away until an house shall be built unto the Lord, and a cloud shall rest upon it, which cloud shall be even the glory of the Lord, which shall fill the house… 31 Therefore, as I said concerning the sons of Moses for the sons of Moses and also the sons of Aaron shall offer an acceptable offering and sacrifice in the house of the Lord, which house shall be built unto the Lord in this generation, upon the consecrated spot as I have appointed.” (Doctrines and Covenants 84:2-5,31.) Mormons were driven out by 1833 so they were not gathered in accordance with this prophecy. The prophecy clearly states that the generation present when the prophecy was given would not pass away until the temple was built at the western boundaries of the state of Missouri which is in Independence. This clearly failed.
“Verily, thus saith the Lord concerning the wars that will shortly come to pass, beginning at the rebellion of South Carolina, which will eventually terminate in the death and misery of many souls; 2 And the time will come that war will be poured out upon all nations, beginning at this place. 3 For behold, the Southern States shall be divided against the Northern States, and the Southern States will call on other nations, even the nation of Great Britain, as it is called, and they shall also call upon other nations, in order to defend themselves against other nations; and then war shall be poured out upon all nations,” (Doctrine and Covenants 87:1-3). He actually gets it right that it would start with South Carolina, but if you knew your history you’d be able to see that it would be an easy guess given the political climate at that time, but he is wrong when says that it would involve “all nations.”
“For not many days hence and the earth shall tremble and reel to and fro as a drunken man; and the sun shall hide his face, and shall refuse to give light; and the moon shall be bathed in blood; and the stars shall become exceedingly angry, and shall cast themselves down as a fig that falleth from off a fig-tree,” (Doctrine and Covenants 88:87) This clearly hasn’t happened yet, and that prophesy was given on 12/27/1832 and it’s 1/28/2012, to me that’s a lot of days. You do the math. haha
These are mere samples of all the heresies and false prophecies that Joesph Smith made, what does the Bible say concerning false prophets?
“But the prophet who presumes to speak a word in my name that I have not commanded him to speak, orf who speaks in the name of other gods, that same prophet shall die.’ And if you say in your heart, ‘How may we know the word that the LORD has not spoken?’— when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the word does not come to pass or come true, that is a word that the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously. You need not be afraid of him.” (Deuteronomy 18:20-22). You know there is something interesting about this verse, God promises death to those who prophecy wrongly in his name and what happened to Joesph Smith. Did he die of old age? No he died trying to jump out a window at Carthage prison after he had just exchanged shots with the incoming mob. Are you a martyr if you shoot back, did Jesus shoot back?
Now Daenon I want you to really consider everything I just said or quoted, this is not a “who’s right or who’s wrong” but this is about eternal future here. Mormonism is false… I came to this conclusion when I was 19 years old preparing for a mission. Having been the president of every quorum I was in attending all 4 years of seminary and having a temple recommend. I was very devout, yet I love the truth and any hope that is based on lies is only a delusion. After I left Mormonism I fell into deep atheism, would debate anyone who talked about God or religion until I was 22 years old and God radically saved me. And now by his grace I am pursuing becoming a Senior Pastor. You’ve been worshiping a shadow Daenon, a shadow of what the True God is. And today you’ve been shown grace with an invitation to enter into kingdom and receive the GIFT of salvation that is not of works but of faith. We have different God’s and different gospels Daenon, are you willing to bet your eternity that you are on the right side? I certainly hope you truly consider this, I don’t usually take so much time to write to people about Mormonism but I see a little bit of myself when I was 14 in you. And how I wish someone would have told me the truth earlier. May God richly bless you. Shalom, Derrick
Remember, money is not the value. The surplus property is. Parents teach children to share its only people who say its “cash”.
The money doesn’t go to the bishop. It’s a great thing to have tithing, it goes t people who need it. Like a poor family who needs money for rent because thay can’t make it this month, they would receive a blessing and the Bishop would help them. I’m Mormon I would know.
Tithing isn’t used for helping the needy. That’s fast offerings. Tithing is used to build more things like meeting houses, seminary buildings, temples and other places that help us to learn more of the gospel and worship in accordance to it’s principles.
they both go into the same fund.
Yes, and to support BYU’s footbool team!
I meant “football.”
I meant” football.”
Mormons are not the only religion that pays tithing. and tithing goes to a good cause, during haiti
FYI: you are being very sacrilegious… what if I said that the Pope was a wierdo? I respect the Pope, and think that he is a great historical figure, but so is the Dali Lama and Buddha..
I wish I had more time to really read these. I will have to remember to come back to this later. Nice job Mystern. I was surprised to not find the mormon undergarments on the list.
like you would know about those, smart one bet you wouldn’t even be allowed to have some if you were accepted by the mormon church you idiot just because you aren’t capable of having or keeping a commitment to anything or anyone
seriously this is how you make our church look??? the whole church is about agency and forgiveness, don’t judge some one you have never and probably will never meet.
you should probably brush up on your history before you slander people you obviously have no knowledge about.
Oh and it was interesting to read it is "hot drinks". I always thought it was coffee and the caffine. No wonder my moron, I mean mormon, friend wouldn't even drink herbal tea.
you are allowed herbal tea and hot chocolate and i would know im morman!
we aren't allowed any tea.
We can have herbal tea as long as it doesn't have "tea" as one of the ingredients. Many herbal teas do not have "tea" as an ingredient.
It has to specifically be Black tea. the type of tea you can use to carry out an abortion (yup, its so bad for you that if you are pregnant and drink a lot of it it will kill your baby). Teas that have black tea in them are
Black tea
Earl grey tea
Green tea
iced tea
a few others
teas that do not
ANY herbal tea. if it says herbal on the box you can drink it. If you want to make tea out of grass you can, your an idiot, but you can.
infusions:) I like mint tea, and camomile:) and obviously hot chocolate, Yum! the best hot chocolate i’ve ever tasted was in Rome. It was so nice it nearly blew my head off:) Tea and coffee were the only hot drinks at the time the law was given and are still the most widespread hot drinks. some things just weren’t around in the 1800′s and so were clarified later. social drugs for example. tea and coffee happen to be very addictive and their wide use makes them troublesome. it’s about looking after the body and being sensible. caffinated drinks are a personal preference. No one can argue with smoking. the negative effects of which were only discovers in the 1970′s. putting something about that in the rules was well ahead of it’s time. spookily ahead. Alcohol put’s the biggest burden on health services in the UK and US and comes with many social problems. There is some focus on nutrution: eat moderately, don’t eat too much meat, eat plenty of cereals and pulses, etc, all of which is mainstream thinking. so there’s nothing unsual there. Get a good night’s sleep, have a balanced life style. in this highly stressful modern life we live in it’s easy to turn to chemical releif which can easily get out of control and lead to trouble. the “Word of wisdom”, the mormon law of health, is fundamently about getting some good wholesome food in you, a good rest, doing a decent days work, having a balanced life, getting excersise, chilling out, and not stressing or getting angry lol. Mormons and non mormons alike get hung up with ” mormons can’t do this” and ” mormons can’t do that” but they could if they wanted to. And, you know, paint it how you will the “word of wisdom” is proven. Mormons may get a little bit up tight about it (normal neurotic parental reactional behavoiur! lol) but it’s up to the individual. No one stopped me eating a whole bag of m&m’s and now I feel sick!! damn you! lol. It goes with the rest of the top ten, no one would follow it if it was simply weird, at least, not in any great numbers. I’ll put it out there: as a brit, a mormon, a scientist and with a family background of thick irish catholic, I see my fair share of weird! lol. If you want bizzare look at nature and natural history documentaries. bizarre doesn’t make it wrong:). if you got this far thank you for reading. thank you to the author of the bizarre top ten:) I enjoyed it. chill out dudes! x
The word of wisdom was created by God to provide us with guidelines for keeping out bodies healthy. I will repeat: it is only a guide. It gives us the information to help us decide for ourselves if some substance is against the word of wisdom, even if it is not specifically stated in the doctrine (such as caffeine or certain kinds of tea etc.) If you feel that something is against the word of wisdom then you can consider that as personal revelation from god that it is. If you feel that something is not against the word of wisdom and it is not specifically stated in the doctrine, you can also consider that as personal revelation.
Matt – really? Black tea gives you abortions? It really is a wonder that the British population didn’t die out since its introduction! And why would Jesus have turned water into wine if it wasn’t ok to drink it? I have done a lot of reading lately as well and don’t understand why people defend the entire doctrine hook, line and sinker. There are a ton of flaws in the Book of Mormon pertaining to livestock and crops allegedly produced in Central America at the time the ‘plates’ were written. Notably horses which clearly were not introduced until the spaniards invaded. There are issues with the language it was written in – reformed Egyptian?? That’s a made-up language unverified by anyone not of the morman faith. Also very handy that said plates were “given back to an Angel” so that no-one could verify their authenticity. We all want to cling to something, and it’s great that Mormans have a lot of good family values and are kind people. But can you not have those qualities and not believe in the ramblings of Joseph Smith – and then Brigham Young? There’s faith…and then there’s blind faith. While mormons have changed their stance on polygamy and race, the book itself still talks about the scourge of black skin. And then there’s its opinions on homo*****uality. Live and let live. Personally I’m not religious at all because the bible contradicts itself. If there is a life-force on this planet it is either caused by the collective conscience of all people, or else by the earth itself as a functioning organism.
Ya us mormons can’t have tea or coffee, but we are still pretty freaking happy if you ask me
We’re talking about Mormons here, though.
lol, your mormon friend was a bit over cautious I think. It’s true, some mormons are like that- too many probably. Your friend may have thought that berries infusion would turn them into a pile of dust. too be honest if they don’t have very good judgement it’s probably best they keep their distance from hot liquids:) cool pic!
Just to clear things up (according to my understanding), The word of wisdom does have some specifics such as tobacco and tea, but the rest is up to the Saint. If you believe something is against the word of wisdom but it is not specifically stated (such as caffeine) then in a way you can say that it is. You have to be smart and judge for yourself. The word of wisdom was given to us by God to help us keep our bodies healthy and pure. It cannot state every single bad substance there is but it is enough to let you make good judgement for yourself.
people are far from perfect wherever you look. we cannot judge a group of people because of one or however many members of that person. we as human beings need to be better than that, more christ like and look past eachothers faults and forgive. god said that he will forgive who he will, but for us it is required to forgive all, no matter what view you look at it. there are jerks everywhere, i agree. but that is not what they are taught to be like, i don’t think anyone is taught to be that way and need to make changes. that’s what religion is about, learning to make changes for the better.
its is only coffee, alcohol, and tea. Herbal tea is okay, it dosen’t use tea leaves
D&C 89
hey Mystern, best be careful….you may be bad-mouthing our next president!
If Romley was elected I would move to Canada.
How fascinating. You apparently didn't move to Canada when Clinton was elected or Obama both of whom are embarrassments to the Christian religions that they profess. How exactly do you think a President Romney would adversely impact you that these other "men of character" haven't?
Way to be a prejudiced bigot. let me guess you like obama? in 10 years when this is a third world country you let me know how that worked out for you. anyways I hate Romney too, and im a mormon. Hes not a mormon, hes an impostor and should be excommunicated from the church. He caused a state form of ObamaCare to be passed while he was in office in Massacheussets, long before Obama ever passed it. However, he is a financial GENIUS and managed to take Massacheussets from a 9 billion dollar budget deficit, to a surplus in only a few years. Of course, now because of his healthcare bill they will go right back into debt where they came from…so it kinda doesnt matter.
Wow I haven’t even read that many posts and I can already tell that most people on here don’t know what they’re talking about. First, how are we (Mormons) racist? We fully accept people no matter what race they are. In fact, it’s our goal to spread the church to all the world. If that sounds racist to anyone, then what isn’t racist? And all people who are bagging on the concept of tithing probably don’t fully understand it. Tithing goes towards buildings and missionaries mainly. They DO NOT fund any BYU athletic program. Only the actual university. And why the heck should Mitt Romney be excommunicated? It’s people like you who make crazy and wild accusations like this that make people think Mormons are jerks. Lighten up people.
Dude, I totally like you right now, that’s awesome.
Yay! someone who knows what they are talking about! im mormon and i could not be happier i think it’s kind of funny how people say silly things about us.
it might make the world a better place if youdid move, and the world would definately be a better place when Romney becomes president next electon, i am only thirteen and i already know what the correct pollitical and religous views are
It’s obvious you’re thirteen, because theres no such thing as a “correct” pollitical or religious view. Pollitical views are a matter of opinion, one isn’t inheritly better than the other. And religion has zero basis in fact and no evidence whatsoever supporting it, so if there would be a “correct” religious view, you’d have to pick at random if you’d wanna have it. And to Matt, you’re an idiot. It’s already obvious to everyone why, so i won’t bother to explain.
Listen. Shut up and stop acting like your “helping” the church. The church is about respecting others and their view on the world and religious views. All your doing is giving the church a bad reputation of rudeness and mockery towards other’s beliefs. And really NO ONE CARES that your only 13. I’m a member of the church and I’ve actually pondered what the churches values are and why we practice them. Obviously you haven’t done any thinking about what you say to others about the church. It’s people like you that make me worried if the churches true message is getting through to people.
There is no such thing as a correct political or religious view. I’m 13 and I know that.
you’re thirteen? you have no idea what you are talking about. Mormonism is a cult started by the Free Masons. Have you been to the temple? Do you know anything about evolution or geology or the bible? The bible is a hoax and a joke. Any religion based on the bible is false. Mormonism included.
dont you DARE say that!
First the bible states that woman was made for man. Birth pain is a curse to wemon for eves sin. Both men and woman are equial in gods sight. If i was going to study a religion i would pick one that can be proven,tested and tried. living a good life doesnt mean you will be saved. It maens u will die a good sinner. The bible tells us their is one god,one faith,one baptism. Not hundreds,so it would be to your advantage to study. Dont get caught up in mans fals religions. Gods word was sealed up thousand of years ago. If you add to or take away your name is taken out of the book of life. One of two books you will be judged by. This is in revelations third verse from the end. Corneliou was a good man but had to be saved. All of this is said to make a point gods people fail him because of lack of knowledge. Check Your Knowledge is it true or just your belief. God dont care what You Beleave . It His way or No Way.
Be careful man. Don’t affiliate our religion with a political ideology, because the church has made multiple statements talking about how we do not endorse any political party or political figure. Correct political views are very subjective. Although I do like Romney a lot and probably have a lot of the same political views as you, I can’t say that my political views are “correct”.
the only “correct” religious view is that a “nation without God, is no nation at all.”
No, no it is not.
So why is it that the USA went out of their way to separate church and state? Religion is fine on a personal level, but tends to be used for misinformation and political means on a national and international scale. I find it disturbing that people would have a problem with real, material nations not wanting to be associated with your imaginary friend.
I stayed in Utah for a year and i could have sworn there was something about polygamy being part of things.
Reason enuf for me to convert, if you ask me
The lds religion does not practice polygamy.
it's actually the FLDS you might want to join if you're looking for multiple wives, but that's not the true Church. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, is the one true Church.
I am member of the LDS church. Polygamy was abolished not long after it began as a practice in Utah. Youre crazy if you think you could handle more than one wife!
Mormons still believe in polygamy in the afterlife right?? And mormons did’nt stop practicing polygamy because of a “revelation” from God. It was a condition of statehood. Funny how the religion changes “doctrine” when convinient for them! Enter your comment here.
Polygamy is a very risky topic to discuss because not many people know the current situation or the past and ancient situations either. Joseph Smith, in his establishment of the Kingdom of God upon this Earth, established the practice of polygamy because it was required for the fulfillment of the Kingdom. The practice did not have to last until the end of the Earth however. The practice needed only to be established. When persecution and assassinations affected the LDS church for their beliefs, they stopped the practice. So even though it was established by the hand of God, it was later taken away by the same hand BECAUSE of the current situation facing the members and practicers of the religion.
When people falsely accuse “Mormons” (quotations only because it’s not the actual name and preference of the church) of practicing polygamy here on this earth, they usually are referring to the FLDS church, which now isn’t even called that anymore. Since they were not allowed to have relations with the LDS church in name, they became the Community of Christ. They claim to believe and still fulfill all the ordinances of LDS church, but they never got rid of the practice of polygamy because they believe Joseph Smith to be the true prophet, when in reality, as one prophet passes onto the afterlife, they are eventually succeeded by another worthy man of God.
As well, people need to stop being critical of the “Mormon” church and its first prophet Joseph Smith. People say he lusted after power and stuff of the sort, but if he didn’t honestly believe his vision and the Book of Mormon to be true, why would he, as a 14 year old boy and throughout the rest of his life, endure persecution that killed members of his family and left him to relocate every so often, hide from angry mobs and be tortured himself (which is the case in the tar-and-feathering of him one night which also led to the death of his daughter).
People these days need to have more common sense and not be so critical of others’ beliefs. Some people may be right and some people may be wrong, but the beauty of this Earth is that we are given free agency and we can choose to do what we want, adding that we also get whatever consequences come because of our actions.
Oh, and sorry if that doesn’t all pertain to the comment I’m responding to. I just got carried away
Get your facts right, The community of Christ church doesn’t believe in polygamy,never has ! The F.L.D.S church was a breakoff branch of the Mormon church NOT THE COMMUNITY OF CHRIST CHURCH.
Polygamy was never an official practice of the church. Revelation was given to select individuals to practice it. Our history with polygamy is very misunderstood by other people.
That is an outright lie propagated by Gordon B. Hinkley. Polygamy was in fact an official doctrine of the Church, it was in the Doctrine and Covenants. Also Mormons still believe polygamy will be practiced in the afterlife. Bearing false witness is a sin, you better work on denying yourself of all ungodliness otherwise Christ’s grace is no longer sufficient for you.
no
Mormons are no longer polygamist! So don’t be spreading that around! We do not believe in that anymore!
Oh so Mormons used to believe in polygomy but no longer do….Hebrews says Jesus Christ, the same yesterday, today, and forever….follow the bible and add nothing to it and you will find the one true Jesus (who is God in the flesh)
Amen! The Word of God does not change nor does it falter. It stays the same! Amen Brother!
God is indeed the same yesterday, today, and forever. His revelatory process is no exception. However, the world is ever-changing, and God has revealed His will to those listening for it amongst the dynamics of life; first through the Bible and prophets of old, then through more recent prophets. If God is the same, why would He stop revealing His will?
Several Prophets in the Bible had more than one wife and others were forbidden the practice. That would suggest that the Principle of polygamy is true and has never changed. But the practice of it has been given and taken away from his people according to the will of God. That is why we believe in continued/ongoing revelation from a living Prophet in our day.
Some questions will never be answered in this lifetime.. If every question was to be answered, there would no longer be a need for faith on Earth.
Hey
I’m just a little curious to your last statement. Wouldn’t my some healthy discussion ^_^ Now when you say Jesus and God are the same people can I revert you back to Matthew where Jesus was speaking on kingdoms.
Matthew 12:26
25 Jesus knew their thoughts and said to them, “Every kingdom divided against itself will be ruined, and every city or household divided against itself will not stand. 26 If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand?
How can Jesus (God you say) come down on earth and his kingdom in heaven still stand? Thank you in advance for replying!
God is everywhere, he’s GOD. So he’s pretty powerful lol.
Jesus is God, in the flesh, and God and The Holy Spirit. This is the Holy Trinity. Existing simultaneously in different ways as Three sides of God.
if you have access to lds scriptures look up D&C section 132 read verse one and then skip to verse thirty four. God (the speaker) affirms that he is the same yesterday today and forever and explains why some of the Hebrew prophets of the old testament had multiple wives. its an interesting read.
so when the lord was baptized by john he fell upon himself in a form of a dove then opened the heavens and said to him self that this is my beloved son and witnessed him self ?so why dose the lord continually pray to him self in the scriptures you dont make sense mate God the father,Jesus the son and the Holy Ghost the witness of both. Bro they are singular in beings but same in purpose
Doctrine and Covenants 132. Read it and it explains some of your problems with our doctrine pretty well. Specifically read verse one and then move on to the thirties.
Brigam Young (the second “prophet”) said that the only way to get into the Celestial kingdom is by having multiple wives.
“Now if any of you will deny the plurality of wives, and continue to do so, I promise that you will be damned,” (Journal of Discourses, vol. 3, p. 266). Also, “The only men who become Gods, even the Sons of God, are those who enter into polygamy,” (Journal of Discourses, vol. 11, p. 269).
Here’s the link
http://carm.org/brigham-young-quotes
thats ridiculous, no wonder your atheist if you believe everything you read on the internet
are you excited that when you die thats the end of you??? haha what a way to live thinking at any moment you can die and not be able live again
What I find funny is the driving fear of death and the unknowable that drive you people to these cults.
heavybison: Polygamy hasn't been practiced for over 100 years. However, Mormons do believe that polygamy will exist in heaven.
Mystern: you are incorrect about that, no where in Mormon doctrine is it taught that there will be polygamy in heaven.
Go back and read D&C 156. The temple ceremony makes it quite clear that men will be allowed multiple wives once they reach the celestial kingdom.
Sorry, D&C 132. Brain fart.
I think that particular scripture might be taken out of contexts. It might be referring to those men that have been sealed to more than one woman while on earth, but that remains a mystery of God as well.
yes it will be in the kingdoms. all that is bound on earth will be bond in heaven. why would we seal man and wives together if they are separated, those that where sealed in the time we did practice plural wives will all be together in the end
So I guess you’re saying you get married again after you die?
SB: Thanks, though I wasn't aware I was being biased.
9000: You must remember that Joseph Smith only had a 3rd grade education.
only b/c he lived on a farm and anything higher wasn’t necessary.
SHHHHH – the boss is mormon, I'm at work, so I'm whispering my post. So tippy toe around my post will ya? I'll refer to him as Dude.
Dude has 12 weird kids. Dude's weird great grandfather hustled over the hill with Brigham Young. Dude's weird great grandfather had 5 weird wives, each with a separate weird house and 35 weird kids. Dude wears weird 'undies.' Dude talks about Navoo with weird misty eyes. (Navoo = weird mormon Mecca) Dude gave me weird mormon literature at work. Dude constantly argues about weird Mormon doctrine to Catholic co-worker on roadies. Dude has tried to indoctrinate me with weird doctrines. Dude has weird reservations about caffienated drinks but won't hestitate to stuff a half dozen glazed doughnuts down his weird pie-hole.
Dude is weird.
Caffiene has the ability to make your heart go on over-drive,
thus ending your life.
Think about it.
true, but caffeine is pretty self-regulating. if you get near an overdose, you're body sends tons of signals telling you to stop. people who ingest TOO MUCH caffeine will often get jittery and irritable, and hate it(as they are sober and right-minded), and will generally stop ingesting more.
it's been shown that it's healthy to get the equivalent of 2-3 cups of coffee's worth of caffeine in the day, as it naturally speeds up your immune system and anti-oxidant properties. In short, it helps fight off colds, shorten the duration of pain, and contributes to preventing cancer.
self regulating??? how many times have you heard the term I need my coffee first thing in the morning, or I can't function without a caffeine hit… It all leads to the fact that this is a habit forming drug that may be beneficial in small doses but is harmful when abused.
wait, and half a dozen donuts stuffed down your pie hole won’t affect anything in your body??? Dude is weird…
That's really mean!!!!!! I hope your boss Reads this….
thats so funny!!!!
And hey dude…you sound extra weird. A little type A personality ehh!
Morman’s are hypocrites. Haven’t know a one that wasn’t!!!!!!
guess u havent met ANY of us then!
Dear bucslim, I’m mormon…and I think you are hilarious! While it sounds as though Dude may be a kindred spirit, reading your post made staying up this late worth it. Cheers!
Dude sounds hella weird. However, he is not representative of the entire religion. Not directing this at you, but it seems like a lot of these accusation and assumptions are based on one or two bad experiences people have had. I stopped going to church when I was 16 because of a bad experience I had. I’m 22 now, working on a half sleeve, I’ve drank, smoked, done drugs, the like. I’ve seen both sides of the coin, and there are as many ass hat Mormons as there are any other religion. Most of the weird Mormons you meet are as weird to you as they are to other members.
Everyone says Mormon baptisms for the dead are weird, I always thought that the marriage by proxy for the dead was stranger.
baptisms for the dead aren't just weird, they're downright disrespectful and patronizing.
again it is giving the deceased the option, it is not forcing them or chaining them to the baptism. Should not everyone get the option for baptism. Also interesting to note: 1 Corinthians 15:29
but why would you defile someone like that? i personally find it offensive and a pretty freaky to do a ceremony for someone who isn’t even flesh and blood anymore. let them rest in peace :/ if they didn’t want anything to do with the religion while they were alive, what makes you so sure they would want anything to do with it in in the afterlife?
all i can say is what about the people who never got an option. why baptize for the dead if the dead rise not at all. we would not do it if they didn’t have a second chance.
In Luke chapter 16 there is a story about Lazarus and a Rich man, in the story there are two very distinct places it describes of where you go once one dies. The Rich man cries out: And he called out, ‘Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus to dip the end of his finger in water and cool my tongue, for I am in anguish in this flame.’ He was obviously in a place called Hell in Christian Theology. Abraham then goes on to explain how there is now no more hope for him: But Abraham said, ‘Child, remember that you in your lifetime received your good things, and Lazarus in like manner bad things; but now he is comforted here, and you are in anguish. And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been fixed, in order that those who would pass from here to you may not be able, and none may cross from there to us.’
NONE may cross, Abraham didn’t mention that he’d have to wait until someone did a proxy-baptism for him on Earth. This then therefore goes in the face of LDS Theology. There are two places you go when you die; Heaven and Hell. So then what on earth could Corinthians 15 been talking about as far as being baptized on someone’s behalf? Let us take a look at the actual verse.
“Otherwise, what do people mean by being baptized on behalf of the dead? If the dead are not raised at all, why are people baptized on their behalf?”
1 Corinthians 15:29
There are several theories that have been raised to explain this one without implementing a new ritual. My personal belief is one that must be understood within the context of the whole section, wherein it talks about the necessity of Jesus’ resurrection. If Jesus never got up from the grave then everything we believe is false and Christianity has fallen, so why on earth get baptized on behalf of a dead God? Why would Paul preach about the necessity of baptism for salvation in this passage and then never mention it again?
The truth is baptism is not needed for salvation only genuine faith, therefore it would be useless to baptize a dead person who didn’t believe in there life. Mormons like to take a single passage and make huge doctrine out of it even if it goes in the face of all the other doctrine taught in the Bible, and is therefore by definition a Cult. Read your Bibles folks, Jesus loves you and wants you to know his full glory!!!!
Dear, Ricky J Hamilton (hope I spelled that right):
Please elucidate on your post – at length. Cheers
so i believe you have read the songs of solomon and all the talk of ***** in that text what has that got to do with the lord or anything about salvation how do you no the bible is true it was written in hebrew and ancient egyptian not English who gave any one the right to translate that text a king of england who you dont even pay homage to your the cult bringing all your thoughts on to people for you to oppress wake up mate to single out one religion you single your self out and thats not God like” if they are for me they are not against me “who are you to judge.Judge your self before you anyone else judge.
There is a method to their madness of baptism by proxy. Once baptized, you are a Mormon and they can count you as a member of their flock. So when they say their are 12 million mormons in the world, they are counting all the Jews, Methodists, Catholics etc. that they have baptized their death. I am a descendant of Captain John Twitty Baker that led a wagon train of 120 people going to CA in 1857. The Mormons, disguised as Indians, murdered and robbed the wagon train. They called it "Blood Atonement" and then they had the balls, excuse me, to baptized by proxy everyone they had just murdered into the Mormon Church. It took an act of Congress for our family to have Captain Baker and his family removed from the Mormon church and "unbaptized." Another outrageous fact . . . they have baptized by proxy all the Jews murdered in WWII. So those Jews are now members of the Mormon church. They are a scary bunch of people.
okay, first off, the "blood atonement" is a lie made up by anti-Mormons in order to make people fear the Mormons. Also, just because you were baptized does NOT make you a Mormon. You have to have a real belief in our doctrine AND a desire for eternal glory to be truly Mormon. Baptism for the dead is nothing but opening a door. Whether people enter through it is THEIR choice and their choice ALONE. And when we say there are 12 million Mormons in the world, we're ONLY counting those who are currently living, in ALL nations around the world.
Your a member of the church if you are baptized into the church. You aren’t a member if you were baptized through another faith. The 12 million mormons that you refer to are actually current members of the church. Please get your facts straight before making false accusations on the internet. It’s just disrespectful to Mormons out there.
i really didn't find any of this that weird. like number 8, isn't that basically the same idea as heaven and hell?
only men being allowed to be priests? still not that weird.
the only ones that made me go "hmmm…. kinda weird…"
were 6 and 7.
(and i'm not a morman, i had never even met a morman until maybe 3 years ago.)
Actually number 8 isn't like heaven and hell. Think of it more of a waiting room. One room is for good people and one is for bad. You don't stay there for all eternity so that's why I say waiting room. Actual heaven and hell comes after judgement day.
I know right, it's not that Wierd…
yeah it is weird
Joseph Smith was called a prophet (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
He started the Mormon religion (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
He found the stones and golden plates (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
Even though nobody else ever saw them (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
And that's how the Book of Mormon was written (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
Surely I'm not the only one who's seen that?
He worked so hard to make a name for himself too bad he didn't live to see it like he thought he could from the 'Spirit World"
No one ever witnessed or saw the plates? What do you call the testimonies of the witnesses that are well published? Making unfounded statements (dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb)
South Park. Satire. People may have seen some plates, but no one beyond Joseph Smith was allowed to "read" their true language.
It's not like how a secular historian today could find an ancient manuscript that was an "original" gospel then take a picture and put it on the internet and millions could "witness" it. There would be at least thousands of people out there who could eventually translate the words.
yea I have south park…. that's where I get ALL of my information on religion, politics and real life…. Its such a truthful and informative service… we are so lucky to have that program….
are you INSANE!?!? South Park is one of the most disrespectful and offensive shows out there, no matter WHAT religion you are!!!
That’s why it’s best to be NO religion so you won’t get your *****ing, pansy-ass feelings hurt. Good grief. These debates go on long and, yet, non-religion as a choice is growing faster than anything. Churches- of all faiths, are reporting loss of members every week. It’s a growing thing that people are actually opening their minds and not being brainwashed.
Say you’re a Christian. Now, think if you were born in, say, India. You may be raised Buddhist. And you would probably defend that just as much as you’re defending your religion today.
Religions are TAUGHT. It’s like a comfort thought. There’s a god gene. The brain shows different effects and such when it’s thinking about religion – similar to brain activity that’s on drugs. Children have imaginary friends; unfortunately, the imaginary friends carry on into adult hood.
Religion is a very old custom. It’s fear based. Most things of the past are fear based. That’s how people were controlled. Believe in me or something bad will happen- even though you’re a good person.
Oh, and don’t quote things from your book. Remember- we don’t follow some of them and some of them have been altered over time.
Joseph Smith was just a man, probably w/ a mental illness
how do youknow that? he was a great and honest man and i can’t wait to met him.
You’ll only see him if u go to Hell . He is a lair who teaches false doctrine and false testament.
Joseph Smith had 3 wives that were 14. Didn’t they just put a guy in prison for life for the same reason.
Uh no he didn’t. There are a lot of rumors and false things about the LDS church. But I have learned for myself that it is what I believe to be true and I think other churches have truth to them and that if you are a “bad person” your not necisarrily going to hell. We believe in an outer darkness that only a select few will go to, I.e. If you deny Christ in the afterlife and other things. I’m not trying to convert anyone but it does hurt to see all of the things people say that aren’t true. And trust me I just moved to Utah and it isn’t my favorite place, all I hope is thAt fellow LDS members will not act like they are better than everyone else because that is certainly not what we believe.
it take 1 to no 1
I have always believed that Joey Smith was an opium addict. Seems like a good excuse to all his “visions”.
Clearly you have never opened a book of mormon. It has on the very front page the testimony of the testimony of the three witnesses, and below that the testimony of the eight witnesses. All of them saw the plates. Enough to sign their names.
Great list Mystern. WEIRD about the coffee though. I mean I understand tobacco and alchohol cause that's bad for you, but Coffee???
http://www.wisegeek.com/what-are-the-negative-eff…
Would it surprise you to know that over 150 years ago, alcohol and tobacco were supposed to be just fine for you too? The Word of Wisdom is a subset of a revelation called the Law of Health. In it Joseph Smith speaks of excercise, eating fruits and grains, and meat sparingly. Pretty "strange" thinking for his time. Maybe he had some better sources than just science.
coffee is bad for you, GO MORMONS!
no alcohol is also good, in fact, it’s man’s greatest invention….
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check out http://bizarremormonbeliefs.com/ for the scary stuff
As a tangent to number 3, one thing I have never understood is why religious people use the fact that you won't go to "heaven" and be "close to god" after you die as a natural reason you should accept their faith as your own. As an agnostic, I'd rather not have to be surrounded by religites when I die…long live the "terrestrial kingdom" where carnal law rules! I spend enough time being downtrodden by religiosity here on earth to have to put up with it in the afterlife!
Truth be told it sucks that there are people out there that say those things, but the true message of God is that he wants us to be happy. He didn't make rules to punish us he made them to protect us. He wants everyone to be close to him because that is why we were created. If you made lets say a new species wouldn't you want them to be happy? That is if you really cared about them.
P.S I am not a mormon and yes they have come to my house 3 times lol but they are so nice I can't tell them to get out lol. I came here to get amo to tell them I don't want to be converted.
ElleMNOP: Mormons don't believe that you will go to hell if you don't except their faith. Mormons believe that if you don't except their faith that you will have the chance to learn the truth after you die in the spiritual realm.
But, once you are dead, you do not get a “do over”. You will be judged according to your deeds in life. If you weren’t baptised in life, someone getting baptised for you will not help you, you are DEAD.
Also, just what do they do in the temple that they don’t want anyone they don’t trust to know? When Christ died the veil of the temple was rent, there is no more “holy of holies”. We are supposed to let our light shine. Jesus does not hide himself from us, why are they hiding what they are doing? I was told only “righteous mormons” were allowed in their temples. Who judges who is righteous? Only God judges who is, not any man.
Only righteous people are allowed to enter the lord’s house (temple) We aren’t saying your not rightous, we are just mormons and we believe we were sent down here to gain a body and learn and become a member of the church. Once when you die, you will have a choice whether to except the gospel or not and If you choose to become a member, that’s what we do in the temple. We get baptized for the dead and we do other things too.
Temples are buildings that have been dedicated to the Lord and to house the performance of sacred ordinances. To enter the temple, any member may meet with their bishop to declare if they are “worthy” (keeping the commandments) and receive a recommend to enter in. This is done to preserve that sacred spirit in the temple and keep it separate from “the world”. So nothing in the temple is “secret”, but sacred, which is an important distinction. In fact, before a temple is dedicated, anyone from the public may walk through it during the open-house times. In fact we invite all to come to the temple–it just takes some steps. If you are open to the message of the restoration of the gospel and receive a testimony of its truth, you can be baptized, and eventually enter the temple. I myself love going to the temple and feel edified every time I do.
Technically, it’s the TELESTIAL kingdom. Now then, Mormons are probably the sweetest people I have ever met, and none of them have ever condemned me for not being part of their religion. and Jules, if someone gets baptized for you, you get out of spirit prison. when the second coming happens, having someone baptized for you doesn’t help, true, but you do get out of spirit prison.
I have an idea. How about everyone just be nice, smile and wave at each other and call it a day
agreed
I smile and wave at people of all faiths. I have friends of all faiths. I’m not boasting my tolerance, I just don’t know why people have to spend all their time online attacking someone else’s beliefs or stating how weird it is. I think it’s funny how someone, in the name of “truth” spends all day speaking out against “Powerful and Oppressive” religions. Can’t they see that by doing this they are under the power of the same people they are attacking.
I agree…Smile and wave and just be nice and everyone will get along much better.
There’s a typo in number 6. It says
it should say
Interesting list as usual,Jfrater.I agree with DarkWolf.It’s weird,but nothing beats scientology
First of all… I’m totally amazed this thread has lasted 2 yrs…. Amazing… Second it’s been a real experience… Now I have to digest it all… More to come
JwJwBean: I wanted to find things that weren’t already on another list. Perhaps a couple notable omissions would be Undergarments and Baptisms for the Dead.
And don't the marriage for the dead spouse who didn't want to be mormon and became one after he died
no, It is giving them the option as all people in the world are given the option. They can choose to accept or deny that 'marriage'. They are not forced into becoming a Mormon…
JwJwBean: Actually herbal tea is considered fine by official church leaders. They’re just not allowed to have anything with tea leaves in it.
#7: Who’s the dude with that angelic expression?
His name Is Thomas S. Monson, and he is the current president/prophet of the Mormon church. He's the equivalent of the Catholic Pope to the Mormons.
i dont know but hes funny looking
I'm sure you are too dude/ dudette… whatever you are
Stevenh: Mit Romney hasn’t got a chance.
Heavybison: The pic in number 7 is of Thomas S Monson. He will shortly be named the new LDS prophet.
No forgiveness for murder? That means Joseph Smith and Brigham Young are out.
Too bad about St Paul, too. . .
There is one exception to murder and it is called "Blood Atonement." If they believe you are a sinner, they can murder you in order to save you – see Mountain Meadow Massacre of September 11, 1857. But in truth, Blood Atonement is more like an excuse to destroy anyone that Mormons feel threatened by, or in the case of the Mountain Meadow Massacre – it's okay to murder "Gentiles" if you are going to rob them to build the Mormon Temples. There are many instances of Mormons disguised as Indians, attacking and robbing wagon trains moving west. I'm an ancestor of the captain of the Mountain Meadow Massacre, so I can claim credibility in my knowledge of Mormons and their pretense of Christianity. They are not Christians. Muslims are closer to Christianity than Mormons are.
This is a difficult subject because what happened is virtually indefensible. The act was horrific and nothing less. What is defensible is the church in this matter. Just because local church leaders and members committed this terrible act does not mean they acted on inspiration or direction from the Presidency of the Church. Church members from various Protestant and Baptist congregations have been involved in murderous lynchings and similar acts of atrocity but that does not implicate their entire religion.
Furthermore, being decended from one of the perpetrators of this crime does not give you perfect insight. I have two grandfathers that served in WWII but I don't have perfect knowledge of the acts they committed or their motivations for doing so and I knew them in life. You did not know your ancestor while alive and must depend on writings at best.
Finally, I take strong exception to your final statement that members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints are not Christians. We pray to Christ, we speak of Christ, and we desire to be like Christ. HE is ultimately the head of the church. I don't know what you know about the Muslim faith but this statement about the LDS in incredible to me.
last time i checked, anyone who believes in christ is christian. the fact that you compared us to muslims and saying they are more christian than us lds people is very hypocritical as muslims do believe in jesus, however not in the same context that christians AND lds people do.
Mulims believe in Christ and consider him to be a prophet.
Actually almost every religion believes in jesus.
Christian- son of god
Mormon- prophet
Muslim – prophet
Jews and other religions- believe he was a regular
Man just like us.
Since there’s so much evidence that he was a man all must incorporate him some how.
( even though he’s really the son of god and part
Of the trinity)
You really should get a little more learned on the subject of Mormons before you go calling them out. If they see you not understanding their doctrine they will simply ignore you. Mormons believe that Jesus is quite literally the son of God and brother of Lucifer(Satan) and that he is not co-eternal with God the Father. He was not merely a prophet in their theology.
Excuse you! We are SO Christian! You have no knowledge about us if you think Muslims are closer to Christianity than we are! We believe in God the Eternal Father and in His Son Jesus Christ and in the Holy Ghost!!
Mormon is a Fake religion that was made up by a power hungry man who wanted to have multiple wives and kill whomever he desired. Lds is a cult and eventually will be disproved as a religion all together. What a joke it is.
You hypocrite! If Mormon is a “fake religion”, then you could say the same for Christianity, Judaism, or Muslim. Mormon is a very real religion that should be treated with the same amount of respect as any.
You hypocrite! If Mormon is fake, then Christianity is fake, Islam is fake, Judaism is fake! Truth is, science tries to disprove all religions, but it doesn’t because the people following the religions won’t allow it too. So why don’t you, sperow, shut your trap before more stupid things start pouring out of it, hmmm…?
And this is why there are many different types of religion and arguments, people cant swallow their pride and can find a common ground… yall are both in the body of Christ yet we resent each other. Come on….
Proverbs 15:18
“A hot-tempered man stirs up dissension, but a patient man calms a quarrel.”
God Bless, i say this out of Love that Jesus Christ has instilled in me.
Well it is untrustworthy. Joseph smith just twisted his own religion to make it more appealing unlike
The REAL church started by Jesus Christ which is always stable.
Bless you
to I Dean….I was wondering if you could give me more examples of “instances of Mormons disguised as Indians, attacking and robbing wagon trains moving west.” I am doing a paper on it and would love some ideas! thanks! you rule
You mean you are a descendant, not an ancestor. Those in the past would have been your ancestors….
First and foremost I am not a Mormon but I am a God fearing Christian. Raised in the United Methodist Church. Secondly every religoin is stained with a bloody past at some point or another. All you have to do is read the Bible and you will see that Christians and Jews alike have gone to battle to defend thier holy grounds or their religious views. So to make that point about he Mormons is like saying that the Jews were wrong for fighting to return into Jerusalem and Isreal the land that was given to them by God all mighty. To say that Muslims are more of a Christian then Mormons are. Is as wrong as saying that Hilter was correct in trying to wipe out the Jews. I can say that having known several Mormons and having studied all religons that they also believe what the Bible says that the Jews are Gods Chosen people. Unlike the Muslims who in the Koran it clearly states that the Jews are the enemy and that they are to be destroyed. Besides that I want to make one more correction Muslims DO NOT believe that Jesus was the Messiah nor do they believe that he was the Son of God. So I pray for all of you and I will gladly state facts that can be historically backed up and Biblically. I pray that you are touched by the holy spirt and recieve guidance and wisedom to know the truth for yourself. In Jesus name. Amen
It is incredibly ignorant to say ” in the Koran it clearly states that the Jews are the enemy and that they are to be destroyed.” It’s people like you who take quotes from the Koran (or from other ridiculous paraphrased quotes), completely out of context, and add some bull***** to make it seem like saying people deserve to be destroyed is in any way acceptable in Islam. I am a Muslim who respects both Christianity, Mormonism, and Judaism, but I lack respect for you for making such an incredible statement. Islam is a religion entirely based on peace (and no, terrorism and killing innocent people is in no way acceptable in Islam) and I would appreciate it if people like you would refrain from making such ignorant comments without understanding the context and background of our religion. Thanks.
First I would like to say that this is definitely not in a malicious spirit; it’s an honest question.
If Islam is entirely based on peace, then why is the Shari’a (might be butchering the spelling, sorry!) law so unforgiving? And why are there ‘holy wars’ (sorry again, I can’t remember the term)? Thank you in advance for responding. And again, this is seriously me being polite. I’ve never had the chance to ask these questions, and I would love that to be explained.
Muslims believe Jesus is the messiah , the don’t believe he claimed divinity they believe salvation is only from god and that only god can forgive sins
Mystern: great list!! Very informative without being too biased.
stevenh: Mit Romney won’t be president… There is no way that the protestant republicans would allow that.
heavybison: angelic is not the word I would use to describe that expression… creeper might work though.
funny
Verily I say unto thee that this all sounds like it was written by a 12 year old.
I’ve actually read the book of mormon. Well most of it, I stopped when I felt myself getting dumber.
May I ask what religion you are?
Yeah, really!
Those crazy mormons.
mormons are not crazy and we onlybeleve in one god… not multuple gods
we believe there is one god the rules our earth, but multiple gods that govern their own creations.
mystern: lol, i thought the whole point of this list was to be biased
Mystern: That’s what I meant.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
Read “Under the Banner of Heaven” by Jon Krakauer.
You owe it to yourself to check it out. Moving and thought provoking look at modern day zealous Mormons. He is an amazing author!
Mormons, Scientology, Jehovah’s Witness…
There’s some weird stuff out there.
bucslim: Funny comment. LOL
Dude.
Bucslim: Your post cracked me and everyone else here at work up. (shhhhh, I’m also “working”). Despite that fact of being LDS myself, i find so things kinda odd. After digging around some there seem to be lots of things that are kinda “forgotten” by our leaders. Honestly though, I can’t say I’ve ever heard of the Bizarre Belief #1.
mate your not LDS… not active anyway…
you haven't heard the Plan of Happiness?
MarkJ, owooo…
Correct me please, you have never hear about Belief #1?! Where do you live?
I am from Brazil, and my sister (unfortunately, by brainwash), married a LDS boy from Salt Lake City (Utah), I am a person that gives change to everybody.
Didn't know about this "religion" (because for me its more a Club, people can lose them membership if do something wrong – like NOT giving ALL the money to the "Church", whatever; so I asked for this boy and his family that are a very know family by the city and the clerk to tell me about it.
I couldn't stop myself to TRY to understand, as many said here, I was getting dumber!
The kept saying its "1, 2, 3 and 4" that's it. Then they would change, noooo, "2" its really bad. Then, later, noooo, "2" its really good.
This is a joke and a place to make money and be mean to other people.
Any of the people who wrote here ever saw "8: The Mormon Proposition"?
I want to ask to everybody, what do you think 22 millions dollars would do to the World? We, with good heart, would think, let's help our country, lets help health care, kids education, Africa and Aids… So many things. But no, LDS used this money and MORE to make millions and millions of people that weren't doing anything bad to anybody miserables!
So, MarkL, when you come to me and say you have never heard about "Multiple Worlds and Multiple Gods"its another joke to me.
How come a girl from Brazil like me knows that and you as a member doesn't. Weird huh? As usual from LDS members.
I don't want to fight, I don't want anything bad. But I can't handle unfairness.
And all I ask for LDS is, do whatever You want and think its right, but don't you EVER go to others people business.
Don't come to my door knocking and saying you are the best and I am wrong.
Respect, that all!
well i respect your opinions thought i don’t agree with it, but the lds tithing fund has become a corporation and is the biggest charity in the world, we use it for people who are willing to spread some happiness, not just throw it at government owned facilities that will waste it in a heart beat.
downhighway61: The reason number 8 is odd is because the vast majority of christians believe that God lived with angels in heaven and Mormons believe that we were those angels. Also, spirit prison/paradise is kind of like heaven/hell except that you can repent after you die and go from prison to paradise.
MarkJ: there are tons of things the church glosses over right at first. One of the interesting things about the Mormon religion though, is that the more questions you ask the more answers you get. The Mormon religion has an answer for everything, even if some of those answers are pretty bizarre.
Oh yea I found that out myself. They will have you believing them or confused by the time they are finished I think they are from another planet…..
You are right. The LDS church makes an effort to explain why we're here and what we believe we need to do to get back – not sure what's wrong with that.
I also not sure whay Spirit Prison/Paradaise seems so strange. If one professes to be a non-LDS Christian, please explain to me what happens to our spirits when we die before the resurrection? The Bible clearly states that we won't be judged until that time. If we aren't judged, how can we go to Heaven or Hell? Spirit Prison/Paradaise are like a prelimary judgement but not Heaven and Hell. We're pretty clear on what those are.
NO NO NO in the bible it clearly states that angels
Are created beings that will live forever and are a certain number of them. So we may have been in heaven but were not angels.
Every time a bell rings a angel DOESNT get it’s wings they already have them.
Thx
Also angles not only look like us, so does God. We were made in his image.
Look, I’m mostly a gregarious kinda guy. I sorta get ruffled when someone pokes fun at the goofy things I believe, so if any of you take offense to what I’ve posted, I’m truly sorry. I’ve just been around my boss for so long I find some of the things he believes to be off the radar. Maybe because he’s the boss is part of the reason I’ve dubbed him the weird Dude.
He has invited our staff to his house for some kind of goofy “Game Night” with the rest of his kooky clan. I declined. Overall he’s a decent guy, but when religion comes up, trust me, I get some creepy feeling that my boss is a good candidate for a tranq gun takedown.
Man, I wanna be your friend! Hahah!
phunniemee: Mormons claim that a number of other people saw the plates and the stones.
Mystern: That’s not in the South Park song. =)
oh. I’ve seen very few episodes of South Park. Maybe you could find a link to it?
Here’s the South Park episode:
http://www.southparkzone.com/episodes/712/All-about-the-Mormons?.html
There’s also the whole thing about how Native Americans got “red skin” as a punishment, or something.
And the temple garments (aka, magic underwear): http://www.religionfacts.com/mormonism/images/mormon-temple-garments.jpg
and the baptism of the dead: http://www.religionfacts.com/mormonism/practices/baptism_for_the_dead.htm
The list goes on and on …
well… isn’t being able to repent in prison a much better thought than having to spend eternity there? it’s just not that odd to me. believing that jesus and god are the same thing is weird to me. and not going to heaven if you don’t accept jesus., even if you’ve never heard of him.
i dunno… maybe i’ll make a bizare judaism list.
john 10:30 states I and my father are one. God is the mind, Jesus is the blood, and the holy spirit is 1 being.
At Deane Haught: They don't mean literally. They are separate beings but they work together as one.
I am a Christian,and feel so much sadness for mormons,because they are so convinced of their faith when in actuality its a cult…..there is only one word of GOD and thats the Bible! Colossians2:8-10
Enter your comment here. how is the bible the word of god when its a proven fact it was written by many men over many years. Anybody who thinks that the religion they follow is the only true religion is an ***** point blank. God does not have the flaws of man but yet the old testament god is very different from the new testament god. God doesnt need to learn or change since he is the source of all knowlegde. there should be no difference between the god of the old and new testaments… and why is there even a religion based on christ when christ himself broke away from organized religion ( he was jewish) because it was corrupt and we honor him by making a religion after him? remember jesus didnt make christianity men did that after he died. religion only seperates people and creates a place where discrimination can live. You may tolerate over religions but also feel that if they are not part of your religion they are going to hell or cant be as good as you because god only approves of the people who follow your religion.. what a joke stop giving god our human flaws. thats view point of a human not an all knowing god
hgaratir- caffeine is addictive, can cause headaches and overall jitters. i know because i’m addicted
hgaratie: Unless you’re already an avid coffee drinker, try picking up a five-cup-a-day (standard for a lot of people I know) habit for a week and tell me if you still think coffee is good for you. haha
Hehe, oooh organized religion. How strange…
Although, Orson Scott Card, one of my favorite scifi authors, is mormon. They can at least function normally in society, which is not the case for many, much stranger religions, although this one has some nutty rules and beliefs too. Good list, Mystern.
hgaratie: Yep. Coffee is the devil! The vast majority of Mormons will explain it as “Staying away from addictive substances”. Why they don’t stay away from prescription painkillers and sugar is what baffles me.
Fili: Thanks for the links. In reference to the Native American thing, Mormons believe that Native American descended from the family of Lehi (see number 6). The family split up and the evil ones were cursed with dark(er) skin. You must also remember that Mormons believe the mark placed upon Cain was dark skin i.e. black people. That’s why black people were not allowed to have the priesthood for over 150 years after the church started.
So what made them change their mind all of a sudden?
It happened right around the time of the civil rights movement. There was political pressure, and the church leaders realized that they had to change, or there would be problems. It's that simple.
The real reason Blacks weren't allowed to hold the Priesthood was that until the civil rights movement, the world wasn't ready to deal with a people who accepted Blacks as equals on top of everything else
I’d like to see a second top ten on this issue. Married to an ex-mormon gives me a laugh.
Ok my friend, you have subtly made fun of Christians, and now Mormons, I usually avoid placs that monopolize on religion but you claim to be fair and open minded so I’d like to see a ten list (or more) on the beliefs of wiccans, druids etc. I know there are religions that worship damned elephants, friggin cows and a damn FAT MAN with a swimming pool for a belly button!
well buddhists dont worship the classic buddha you see when you walk into a chinese resteraunt. thats just a made up westernized versian.
not that it matters, cause i get your point. haha
R Brown: absolutely! I have already done bizarre religious practices that involved non-Christian religions, but I am keen to do one of neo-pagans. We could start with the claim that Wicca is an ancient religion (when it is actually a modern invention). Speaking of Buddha – there have been some bizarre practices in that religion – self mummification for a start (that is one of the other lists here already).
Mystern: In reference to the “forgotten” things i was talking about, check out the Mountain Meadows Massacre. Pretty sketch stuff. But every religion has their secrets. I say that the whole debate on the golden plates and Joseph Smith finding them can go up there with all the crooked Popes in the Catholic religion. Or the 144K some odd people going to Heaven according to the JWs. All I’m trying to say is that every major religion has its issues and no ones perfect.
A well-written list that didn’t seem to really poke fun at these beliefs, just state them. Kudos on that! As weird as Mormons are, I really haven’t met any mean ones in my day, the ones in my experience have been really nice people! My best friend’s family is Mormon and I used to go to servies and church functions with them all the time. Her mom teaches Sunday School and is involved in some of the activities the church runs.
We used to go to Super Saturday dances for young men and women, and they always made this delicious punch with sherbet in it, and it’s where I had my first slow dance!
I used to love meeting all of the missionaries from all over, my friend’s family used to have them over for dinner once a week and they’d often let me sit in and eat with them. It was interesting hearing about their experiences not only where they lived, but where they’d been on their missions! Really great people, they started giving me the discussions, but my mom stepped in and thought I should wait until I was an adult to choose a religion. I’m kind of glad she did that, all due respect to the Mormons, but since then I’ve kind of decided I don’t much like the idea of organized religion and would prefer to practice my beliefs alone.
agreed. A lot of Mormons are the sweetest people ever. I do not see anything wrong with their beliefs. Some people just cannot accept the Truth, plus some of the things written on here just seem scandalist and stupid. people just like to make fun of and improvise things they don't agree with.
Join A Methedist church.
MarkJ: Ah. I misinterpreted your comment. Yes there are things early in the LDS church that are more than a little sketchy. Just as an example try looking into lawsuits filed against Joseph Smith which were dropped because he claimed “freedom of religious practices”
Miss Destiny: Mormons are generally nice to people who aren’t Mormon.
I have to say,
You seem to have a judgement in your mind of how we are and our lives,
What religion teaches you to judge others and belittle their beliefs with false information.
Especially number one on your list.
I do not form my opinions of people based on their religion.
You seem to have a lot of anger towards mormons.
We teach valuable skills, and ethical teachings to our members.
Maybe you should come to our church sometime.
It would definately help the negative opinion be relieved.
Mormons: God’s one liner.
Top 11 Bizzare Mormom belief: Men can have multiple wives if they want. Those tards believe adultery is fine.
woww no we don't but way to be rooted in old stereotypes..
everything mormons base their religon on is through Joseph F Smith…so if you don't beleive in polygamy today why do you still beleive in his version of the Bible,his version of Christ,his version of God?? or should i say Gods??
I'm sorry but that's too far. I am lds and adultery is most definatly NOT fine. It's gross. And no one has multiple wives in my religion. You are thinking of the Flds. Which has no association to my church.
The FLDS are those who really believe Joseph Smith's claim of talking for God… JS said God said, in D&C132:4 "For behold, I reveal to you a new and EVERLASTING covenant, and if ye abide not that covenant, then are ye damned; for no one can reject this covenant and be permitted to enter into my glory." (And later in D&C132 the justification for taking many wives is given.) The LDS decided they could reject that covenant with a later revelation, but the FLDS didn't feel as free to go against what they felt had been God's directive given through Joseph Smith. Me… I KNOW Joseph didn't talk for God. It was Joseph putting words supposedly in God's mouth, but God didn't say them. The LDS&FLDS alike make of God a changeable being… one that doesn't know his own mind, that requires a "prophet" to keep up with current whims.
If you actually bothered to read that section you quoted then you would have come to the part where it states that the covenant he was speaking of pertained to ETERNAL MARRIAGES and SEALINGS through the holy ghost. The section condemns plural marriages and states that in the cases of Abraham and David they had more than one wife because God COMMANDED them to. This passage in no way cites doctrines that we should be engaged in polygamy.
but if you do enough good works her on earth you can get into the Celestial Kindom and there you get to join all your spirit wives and maybe become a God yourselve! ……that is a contradiction to the true Bible.
Maxx_the_Slash: We don't have multiple wives we don't think adultery is fine. And anyone who DOES have a problem with how we USE to be then you guys are all hypocrites because the people in the BIBLE practiced polygamy.
No they didn’t !! Jesus never married and was born of the VIRGIN Mary .
Everyone know Mormons are already bizarre, so why would we need a list about them? :S
As a former Mormon, I’d say this is one of the better-researched lists/articles I’ve seen. Informative, but nice to see that someone isn’t beating the polygamy dead horse. There’s other odd beliefs too.
I’d say the most bizarre thing for me is hearing someone bear testimony of the complete truthfulness of the Mormon Church, especially after leaving. It’s kind of a WTF moment.
All in all, Mormons are well-meaning folks, for sure. It’s just the taking the religion literally that’s the hard part.
Blot: Well said. As a former Mormon I completely agree.
I think taking ANY religion literally is recipe for disaster, no?
It seems like in many religions, there are varying levels of literalness. But in Mormonism, it’s really all or nothing. It’s expected to give your 100% to its beliefs and doctrine, or there’s bound to be issues with you and potentially your membership.
That is exactly what makes them known as a cult
Blot: "It's expected to give your 100% to its beliefs and doctrine, or there's bound to be issues with you and potentially your membership." I've never heard that. What I HAVE heard is that we have free agency and if we choose not to follow some of the rules/commandments then that's between you and God.
Wrong. Membership is not revoked unless someone is determined to live in total violation of their covenants…and even then it’s relatively rare. And nobody expects Mormons to live 100% perfectly. It’s impossible. We are taught that there are consequences to our actions, either good or bad. In order to reach our greatest potential we should expect to make good choices along the way.
This article is rubbish by the way. For (one of many) example(s), Tithing is a Biblical principle, not a Mormon one. It’s just that Mormons actually practice it.
Im pretty sure Blot meant that You would have problems with Your membership. In other words, if you dont agree with the LDS church wholeheartedly and completely, its best not to get involved. Wouldnt you agree that its best not to commit yourself to something youre not fully committed to? I think thats what he meant, not that any member would be excommunicated for not swallowing all of it, all the time, all their lives.
Im not a Mormon btw, blot’s comment just seemed like common sense to me.
Mystern: Thanks, by the way!
I agree with Miss Destiny on that part about taking any religion too literally. I mean, look whats going on in the middle east! I’ve traveled all over those parts and and seen it first hand. Some of the most humble and nice people i met were Muslim. Then you look at ‘ol Osama and how extreme he takes the religion bit. I know i’ll probably get some backlash for this comment but I say that theres nothing wrong with (most) religion, it’s the people that spoil it by misconstruing(sp?) teachings.
exactly! thank you :]