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[WARNING] This list contains adult images of plants and vegetation – discretion is recommended. Another Saturday has arrived so I can finally post this list of x-rated plants that has been sitting in my inbox for a couple of weeks. Many thanks to AngieC for sending them in!
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hahahaahahahahahahaha!
Double the ha ha’s
I live with 6 guys, varying levels of maturity, its hard to get excited over phalluses. I’m surrounded by peckers everyday.
The tree/girl is actually quite beautiful. Somebody could make a painting.
I’ve seen number five before and I’ve been told it’s photoshopped. Those are some *****y plants though…
it is absolutly intereting list ı have ever seen
Triple the ha ha’s
Mom424: I am a guy with a varied level of maturity. I also live with a phallus everyday, still… most of these are on the same level as a fart joke, always funny.
It does seem that #10 is a bit off list though
“What’s that mother? No, I’m not looking at dirty pictures on the internet. I’m looking at trees, and plants, and vegetables, honestly I am.”
HA….some of those are scary lookin…egh..lol
The last one reminds me of a Georgia O’Keefe…
Seriously, these are best viewed when drunk. Absolutely hilarious!!
Okay, #11- the moment I viewed it, the first thing I thought was that it looked like a posterior view of the abdomen of a muscular man, minus the legs. I’m serious, look at it again. It took me a moment to see the phallic suggestion of the image. Maybe I’m not as perverted as some of you goofballs.
Correction- I should have said “torso”, not “abdomen”. The lower part would be the top of the man’s buttocks, the “testicles” part would be the man’s arms, curled in front of him.
Actually, it looks MORE like the backside of a muscular torso than it does a penis…
Fun list.
#3 looks like a nasty old cougar’s lady parts.
#1 Okay…that’s terrain somewhere…I want to know where so I can get a picture of me there.
#11 That one is simply unreal. Too funny.
double LoL !!!
Although #10 seems not that dirty, reminds me of a ballerina.
Even mother nature can be perverted sometimes.
#14 is not that x-rated. There’s many fruits/vegetables that resemble butt cracks.
#15 is very expletive, more so than #12. I think #12 is sweet, and #10 is cute.
This is the boobage you promised Jamie?
Still, very funny.
Lizzie- It’s a little early to be drunk, isn’t it? I have an excuse- I work third shift. I have a right to be drunk in the morning! *hiccup*
Anthony: sorry yeah – I warned you it would be plant related
jasontimmer: WHAT?! It is NEVER too early to be drunk!
Anyone else mildly turned on by number 14 and 10 :S!!!
I’d hit #14…
That totally made my day! Hilarious!
BWAHAHHAHAHA! Hilarious! and i agree with bad news,,,,,
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!funniest list ever!!!
#10 is actually really cool!
LOL-the guy in #3 is getting a nice close look huh?
funny but i’ve seen most of these already, thery’re internet relics
“This list contains adult images of plants and vegetation” — This got me laughing already!
Some of these must be photoshopped. Like 15, 12, 10 and possibly 2. They are just too perfect.
They are still really funny though
HAHAHAHA!!! #2 is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Great list! Weird thing though, the ads by Google on the page are: child molester registry, child molester registry, *****ual abuse registry, and psychiatric help. Something you want to say Jamie?
About the ads (selected by google adsense, I suspect) … one that showed by on my refresh is for “BuildingChurchLeaders.com”
Now THAT’S Funny!
Phender_Bender: the ads are based on your cookies and viewing history… Something you want to say Phender_Bender?
If I get aroused while viewing these photos, does that mean I’m a vegetarian?
#10 is from worth1000.com but it still is realyl cool tho
Sorry but I need some help from you guy’s (& Gal’s) out there. Is it OK to be turned on by numbers 1 & 3 or should I stop drinking the Gin now? (It’s 7pm where I am I’m not an Alcoholic honestly)
jfrater: Umm… about that heh… Just kidding. Now they are a bit contradictory, they are all for child proofing.
PT: Nah, gin is good.
Yogi: lol
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! wow, this is classic. i’ve seen a few of these but it never gets old
I’m happy you’ve banned those b***** “FIRST” comments. I hate that so very, very much.
And I enjoyed the list, absolutely filthy!
Jamie this was the list of lists in terms of dirty humour! I LOVED IT! #10 though, is there something I’m not seeing, because I see a woman with her arms stretched out and her head looking up with one leg behind her but I don’t see anything dirty about it or “x-rated”-I just think it’s beautiful. Its like a woman was turned into a tree in the midst of a dance. Ok, ok, too sappy for this particular thread. Lol.
satori: clearly too sappy
by far the horniest trees i’ve ever seen
After just reading the evil human experiments list, this made me happy again.
#10 is quite beautiful, really
hilarious!!!!!
I love how the guy in 3′s staring. Anyone seen the movie Little Otik?
number 10 is beautiful
Wow this was a hilarious list! I can’t wait to show it to my boyfriend. He’ll get a laugh out of it!
Miss Destiny: He’ll get more than a laugh out of it, if you know what I mean. wink wink nudge nudge.
Number 10 is off of worth1000.com.
The original can be found here:
http://www.worth1000.com/view.asp?entry=121914&display=photoshop
Jasontimmer and Jamie (comments 18 and 19), in my defence it was about 12.30am in my part of the world when I posted that comment. LOL
And the list is still funny even now when I’m sober!
Lizzie: ah – that excuses you… nor now! We will be keeping a close on you missie!
Well, you do lead by example Jamie!
By the way Jamie, I can’t login. It’s telling me Incorrect Password. What do I do?
Lizzie: email me the password you want (jamie@frater.com) and I will set it for you.
I’ve seen #3 and took a photo of it. It’s in Mokpo, South Korea. The tour guide specifically pointed it out.
nice list…. not awesome or phenomenal…. but still nice
#10 is simply good
I go away for a week and this is what I come back to. *sigh* Am I seriously the sole guardian of high culture in this damn place…?
…Although, #2 is pretty damn funny. Hehe.
8 and 10 are so COOL!
OMG this is an awesome list lol…
awesome list — the warning had me cracking up too!