Death is always a sad subject, but it can also be an interesting one. We have already covered a number of death related topics on the site, but never one that was specifically relating to the bizarre aspects surrounding it. Therefore, we have put together this curious, macabre, and fascinating list of death related facts.
Bizarre Fact: A Swedish company will pulverize your body and bury it in a cornstarch urn, providing a completely bio-degradable burial.
Shortly after your death (within one and a half weeks) your corpse is frozen to minus 18 degrees celcius (64.4 F) – causing the body to become very brittle. It is then subjected to vibrations that render you to a frozen powder. This powder is then placed in a vacuum tube which extracts all the water – resulting in a dry powder. The powder is then put through a metal separator – removing fillings, and other metal objects that have become a part of your body over your lifetime. The powder is then placed in a cornstarch coffin for burial at any time in the future. The organic powder, which is hygienic and odorless, does not decompose when kept dry. The burial takes place in a shallow grave in living soil that turns the coffin and its contents into compost in about 6-12 months time. If you are interested in one of these burials, here is the Promessa website. If you are wanting a more permanent resting place, you might want to look into the next item instead:
Bizarre Fact: A US company will take your remains and turn them into a diamond which can be used by your loved ones.
The company uses the cremated remains of you or a pet to create synthetic diamonds which range in weight and price. A full human body can provide sufficient carbon to make up to 50 one carat diamonds (which cost around $14,000 each). After the carbon from the corpse is purified, it is converted to graphite which is then used in the synthetic diamond process. The resulting diamond is engraved with the name of the dead, and is accompanied by a certificate of authenticity. In 2007 the company used carbon extracted from strands of hair from Ludwig van Beethoven to produce three diamonds for charity. LifeGem retained one diamond, they donated one to John Reznikoff who provided the hair sample, and the third was sold on Ebay for $202,700 US. Get your LifeGem here. Pictured above is an authentic LifeGem (image copyright LifeGem).
Bizarre Fact: Tibetan Buddhists cut and beat a dead body (including the bones) to a pulp and leave the results for vultures to eat.
This has been featured on the site before, but it certainly deserves another mention here! As Tibetan buddhists believe in re-incarnation, they consider the dead body to be an empty vessel which has no further use in life except as food for nature. Coupled with the very hard rocky ground in Tibet, Sky Burial seemed the most effective method of disposal. While accounts differ slightly from burial to burial, common features exist. Tibetan monks cut the limbs off the body and hack them to pieces. Each piece is handed to an assistant who bashed it to a pulp with rocks and then mixes it with barley flour, tea, and yak butter. This is then left for the vultures. In some places, the vultures are so eager to eat that the monks have to beat them off with sticks until they are ready to feed them. The photograph above shows family standing by as the vultures eat their loved one. For more of the original copyright photos by Rotem Eldar, go here, but be warned – they are very graphic.
Bizarre Fact: In Madagascar, people dig up the bones of their loved ones and dance with them.
Each year, the Malagasy people of Madagascar perform a funeral tradition called Famadihana. The ceremony involves the digging up of the bones of loved ones, dressing them in new clothing, and dancing with them around the tomb to live music. The custom is surprisingly not especially ancient (17th century) and it is permitted by the Catholic Church because it is not a religious but rather cultural custom. The practice is begining to decline in modern days due to objections from fundamentalist protestants and the high price of the silk shrouds usually used in the ceremony. Pictured above are some dead bodies being readied for the dance. You can read a much more indepth article on famadihana here.
Bizarre Fact: Thomas Edison’s dying breath was captured in a bottle.
Thomas Edison, the well known inventor who perfected the modern light bulb, was friends with Henry Ford, founder of the Ford Motor Company, and considered to be a father of modern assembly lines. As Edison lay daying, Ford convinced his son, Charles, to fill a bottle with Edison’s dying breath. Charles complied by bottling some of the air in the room. The whereabouts of the bottle is unknown. Pictured above is Edison’s death mask.
Bizarre Fact: Ancient British people employed a sin eater to “eat” the sins of the dead.
In ancient England, Scotland, and Wales, each village had a member (usually a beggar) who was the designated “sin-eater”. When a person died int he village, the sin eater would be called in to their home. A relative would place a loaf of bread on the chest of the dead and pass a cup of ale to the sin eater across it. The sin eater would drink the ale and eat the bread, thereby eating the sins of the dead person. The origins of this bizarre practice are unknown but it is believed to have continued in to modern times in Wales.
Bizarre Fact: Zoroastrians “bury” their dead in circular towers to avoid the demon of the dead.
Zoroastrian tradition says that a dead body is unclean, and that the evil corpse demon would rush to a dead body to contaminate it and anything else it came in to contact with. For this reason, the Zoroastrians built towers with a roof containing three concentric rings (one for men, one for women, and one for children) on which they would place the dead bodies until they were completely destroyed by birds and sun. The remaining bones would then be shoved into a central well where they would remain buried inside the tower. This tradition continues to this day in Parsi communities in India. Pictured above are the remains of a tower of silence in Iran.
Bizarre Fact: The Victorians photographed their dead because they could seldom afford a picture of them alive.
Photography was still relatively new in the Victorian era, and the difficulty in staying still long enough for a high quality photograph – and the extremely high price of a painted portrait, meant that many Victorians would have a photograph taken of a loved one after they died as a memento. This practice (Memento mori) also meant that photographs could be sent to distant relatives who may never have met a young child who died. It was not uncommon for members of the family to pose with the dead in a kind of macabre family portrait. Pictured above is an authentic post-mortem photograph taken for this purpose.
Bizarre Fact: Some humans turn in to soap after they die.
In a process known as saponification, some human bodies turn partly or completely in to soap (adipocere – also known as grave wax). The fatty tissue of the body along with other liquids from putrefaction slowly form into lumps of adipocere – this happens to both embalmed and non-embalmed bodies. It is especially common in people with large fat deposits in their body prior to death. The famous Mutter Museum has an exhibit of “The Soap Lady” who is entirely composed of grave wax (pictured above). On occasion, these deposits can be seen leaking from closed tombs.
Bizarre Fact: It is now possible to be buried in space!
A company in the USA called Memorial Space Flights will now launch your loved ones cremated remains in to outer space for a fee. In addition, they will provide you with a memorial service and an excellent spot from which to watch the rocket launch off with the remains. Because of the high price involved in each launch, the company only launches a small portion of the remains – the rest of the ashes are scattered to sea if you wish. Once your loved one is in space, you can go online to view the location of the rocket as it travels in its permanent orbit around the earth. The company offers a variety of different services to suit your budget: brief orbit and return to earth ($695), permanent orbit around earth ($2,495), launch to surface of the moon ($9,995), and launch into deep space ($12,500). Pictured above are families and friends awaiting the launch of their loved ones into space.
Contributor: JFrater


























1 Usher
December 9th, 2008 at 1:37 am
how much do u think edisons breath cud seel for?
2 Kyran Wray
December 9th, 2008 at 1:47 am
I am totally going to be sent into deep space when i die!
another great list.
3 Whatisthepoint
December 9th, 2008 at 1:49 am
What is the point in posting just for a number one spot JUST to say, “now to read the list.”
Isn’t this going against something? I’m not trying to bicker (though it seems I am), but EVERY list ends up like this, for NO reason. Bleh.
Anyways, great list, Mr. Frater. I enjoyed it, as always. Keep up the good work! Dare I say great?
4 Hemza3000
December 9th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Awesome list…
But I didn’t get this…”Because of the high price involved in each launch, the company only launches a small portion of the remains -”
Why would it cost more to launch all the remains, I mean the launching of the rocket costs the most, not the amount of the ashes right? Confused…
5 Lynn in Oregon
December 9th, 2008 at 1:54 am
What is the facination people have with being first?
Is it just an over-grown competitive spirit?
To all the “firsties” out there I say this…
At one time, in the beginning of your life, you competed against millions and won! YOU were the strongest and fastest little cell out there…
Way to go you!!
Now to the list…
This makes me want to say “ewwww” and “wow” at the same time. I guess it’s good to know that there are so many options out there for the unconventional stiff.
Where do you find all this stuff J.F.?
(and aren’t we glad that you do!)
6 jfrater
December 9th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Whatisthepoint: You will note that we delete all “first post” comments – we have rules on commenting that ask people not to do it (it is in the commenting FAQ at the top of the comment box). And thanks for the compliment
Hemza3000: I think it is because the weight of the ashes – if you use the whole body you might be able to send 20 people up – but if you use just a portion, you could send 200 up – it makes quite a difference to the bottom line
7 jfrater
December 9th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Lynn in Oregon: “Where do you find all this stuff J.F.?”
I really don’t know
When I wake up in the morning I never know what the list will be for the day – I wait for inspiration and have (fortunately) found it so far
8 LemonPeanut
December 9th, 2008 at 2:05 am
YAY 6TH! now to read the list…:D
9 jhoyce07
December 9th, 2008 at 2:13 am
very bizaare..and cool!
10 ligeia
December 9th, 2008 at 2:15 am
6 and 4 were the only ones I didn’t know about. On the subject of death masks, I reckon I’ve seen James Joyce’s about 3 times. For a while I felt like I was being stalked by Joyce death masks.
My boyfriend wants a sky burial, personally I would like some sort of megalithic tomb but I suppose with the cost of land these days that’s not going to happen. I wonder how the OPW would feel if someone just sneaked my cremains in there…
11 jhoyce07
December 9th, 2008 at 2:15 am
dead photographs are very macabre..brrr..gives me the chills..
12 downhighway61
December 9th, 2008 at 2:36 am
So much trouble for a dead person. I don’t really care much what happens to me. I don’t need a satin pillow, or a padded coffin, or nice clothes. Just a place in the ground.
13 Kealey
December 9th, 2008 at 2:37 am
I get so excited when I see a new list, but I get especially excited when I see its about something morbid.
Do I need to see a doctor?
The concept of a sky burial is fucken great. I’d go for one. Bet my family wouldn’t do it though. Then I’d have to haunt them. Jerks. How dare they not fufill my dying wishes!!
NZ love for Jfraftfrtr
14 Hemza3000
December 9th, 2008 at 2:51 am
@Jfrater: Right, how stupid, I actually thought one rocket sent one person’s remains up. But if they’re doing a lot of people at once, it only makes sense.
15 Hemza3000
December 9th, 2008 at 2:53 am
And if I were to send someone into outer space I’d prefer to be launched to the moon so you could look at them every night. How nice would that be…
16 Kealey
December 9th, 2008 at 2:55 am
Lolz hemza, that’s very poetic.
But hey, why look at them on the moon when you can HAVE THEM IN YOU RING! Booya. Lifegem plug.
17 nothing
December 9th, 2008 at 2:57 am
jfrater – Thanks for posting the feedback on that comment #3, by Whatisthepoint (I posted that)! I’ve been reading your site forever and enjoy it. The only thing I dislike is the “first!!!1″ type stuff. Even the people who go, “I know I shouldn’t do this, but first!” – well, you know, it’s your site. You moderate it. You see it first hand, every day.
Either way, no problem on the compliment. This place is awesome, the community rocks (for the most part) and this is THE place to be!
18 astraya
December 9th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Is there any connection between leftover beer and bizarre death related facts?
19 pankhudi
December 9th, 2008 at 3:25 am
People are fascinated by death…………great list Jamie…though I would simply like to be cremated on earth…
And hey, 5 (Sin-Eater) is something Hindus do even now in Northern parts of India…
20 Jordan
December 9th, 2008 at 3:39 am
I’ve heard of the death photo’s before and always found it really creepy and horrible, but then I looked it up on the internet and it’s actually quite nice as the families really care about the people who they take the photo’s of, alot of photos are of babies and it’s the only photo that the family will ever have of the child so the photo’s are really cherished
21 sugen
December 9th, 2008 at 4:17 am
have heard of number 8. No. 5 seems strange to me. and 1 is too expensive. I thought Africans waste a lot of money on the dead, I never knew it is catching up with our developed brothers.
22 Hemza3000
December 9th, 2008 at 4:26 am
@Kealey, I would like to alter my decision. I would like to send a Lifegem ring to the moon so I could look at it every night. Booyah!
23 Copaface
December 9th, 2008 at 4:37 am
I so want a space burial
Interesting list.
24 AbstractPlain
December 9th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Haha, number seven, as freaky as they are dancing with corpses at least they know to shop co-op!
25 Kalyan
December 9th, 2008 at 5:06 am
There are a few communities in rural India that still photographs the dead. Not the entire person but atleast the face. And most of them are either illiterate or base it on some very vague custom.
26 littlegraysheep
December 9th, 2008 at 5:29 am
I don’t think edison was a great inventor, he was maybe a great i find someone with an invention then steal it kind of guy!
27 thewebpromoter
December 9th, 2008 at 5:59 am
like this list, tho some are gruesome but worth reading. Really bizarre list info
28 Usher
December 9th, 2008 at 6:45 am
wats tht supposed to mean sugen? are u being rascist
29 cannabiscallan
December 9th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Number 2 reminds me of fight club
30 Eve
December 9th, 2008 at 6:51 am
I have always thought that saponification was the explanation for the incorrupt bodies of saints. The lady at Number 2 looks anything but incorrupt…
31 chershey
December 9th, 2008 at 6:58 am
My dad wanted to be “buried” in space. We convinced him to settle for his second and far less expensive choice, ashes spread at sea.
32 Tricia
December 9th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Usher: Is that a joke you posted on 28? Sugen said Africans. How is that any more racist than saying Europeans or Americans? I looked it up for good measure and found some elaborate rituals associated with many African burials.
33 Matt
December 9th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Great list. Regarding #6, Edison’s last breath is on display at the Henry Form Museum in Michigan.
34 DiscHuker
December 9th, 2008 at 7:25 am
i don’t really forsee that i will ever have large sums of money, so my instructions will be “do whatever is cheapest”. this probably isn’t going to include space flight.
35 GTT
December 9th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Wasnt there a movie called the SIN EATER at one point? Hold on, going to check…
Yup, there it is. The Order (or The Sin Eater) starring Heath Ledger. It says the movie was a bomb but I remember liking it. Oh well… A fascinating topic either way.
Great list by the way!!
36 b
December 9th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I just know that i don’t want some drab service held in my “honor” Everyone in black and my family crying in a church. I think that is the last thing i would want. Cheap is the way to go for me ashes at sea maybe
37 The Anachronism
December 9th, 2008 at 8:06 am
I think I want to be plastinated when I die.
38 BroadRipple Bill
December 9th, 2008 at 8:07 am
As to fact #6, Thomas Edison’s last breath. It is on display in the Henery Ford Musem/Greenfield Village in Michigan (http://www.hfmgv.org/). I even have a picture of it in its glass case.
Henry Ford was a great fan of Edison hence this strange collectable. The original Menlo Park lab is located in the Village portion of the museum as well.
BTW- The musemum also houses the car in which President Kennedy was shot.
39 segue
December 9th, 2008 at 8:15 am
I know that I’ll end up being buried, but I have several fantasies about how I’d like my remains to be dealt with with:
1 – eco-friendly – plant enough of me to act as food for a young tree
2 – return to the ocean – have my ashes sprinkled over the ocean, which has always had a deep and awesome (look the word up if you are under 30) pull on my soul
3 – be shot into deep space – returning from whence we came.
Still, like I said, I will be buried in the local cemetery which overlooks the ocean.
40 Skiffo
December 9th, 2008 at 8:30 am
I always planned on being cremated, and having my ashes be divided up and spread over various parts of the world, along with a fraction of them being placed in a white tomb.
I’m then going to have a diary entailing all of my life-long adventures be passed down through the generations, until one day someone finally manages to decipher the code I’ve put in the diary. Once they decipher this, they’ll decipher the map which leads to the ring bearing my family crest. The ring will serve as a key to unlock my tomb, and once they open that they’ll find the sword bearing my family crest, and another map (composed of riddles, of course) which will finally lead them to a grand hidden treasure of gold and jewels and all other wonderous plunder. Of course in the journeys they have looking for the treasure, I’m hoping they’ll manage to learn a life lesson that they can then teach to the world.
I haven’t figured out all the details…..
but it’ll be neat.
41 CLARK KENT FLY
December 9th, 2008 at 8:34 am
just signed in…this sight is already on my favorites list…hope my boss does not see it though…:o)
42 TH Jack
December 9th, 2008 at 8:42 am
ok being nit-picky, but -18C is a lot colder then 64.4 F, it’s -0.4 F
43 Callie
December 9th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Cremation freaks me out in general, but my cousin (through my aunt’s marriage, so I’ve only known her for a few years and I’ve never really warmed to her) has a diamond ring made from her dead grandmother..it’s about the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen.
The only thing that gives me more heebie jeebies than cremation is mausoleums. There are people…in the wall. Shudder.
44 Stardust
December 9th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Is it wrong that I kinda like the gem idea for loved ones?
45 downhighway61
December 9th, 2008 at 8:51 am
TH Jack, I can’t believe I didn’t catch that! Or anyone else, for that matter.
46 Rob S.
December 9th, 2008 at 8:52 am
I’m hoping for a Viking funeral. Set adrift in a boat and have people shoot flaming arrows at me.
Some of my friends have shown willingness to not wait for my death and shoot flaming arrows at me right now.
What a bunch of great guys!
47 Bre
December 9th, 2008 at 9:01 am
I think a good list would be Victorian era pratices—or bizarre medical pratices from the past.
48 Tony
December 9th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Great List! I think the ring idea is really cool, but I’m not sure I would ever want to do that. I think I’ll just be cremated.
49 Phillies
December 9th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Huh…never knew that Edison and Ford were pals.
I guess people who are blindingly anti-semitic gotta stick together
50 Brans
December 9th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Nicely done, as always.
I first heard about Life Gems years ago and I think it’s just one of the coolest things ever. With the advances in technology, you now have choices of the number of diamonds, the size, and the color. Go science!
51 MzFly
December 9th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Wierd, interesting list. I think I’ll opt for the eco-friendly burial. Sounds like a nice way to leave as little as possible.
52 DiscHuker
December 9th, 2008 at 9:29 am
is it bad for the enviornment to just put a body in the ground?
53 KDRockstar
December 9th, 2008 at 9:31 am
I’ve always told my husband that I’m making him into a ring. He retorts that he’s putting me in the cistern.
54 Palo
December 9th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Interesting ideas!
)
Personally, when I die, I probably won’t worry about my burial as much as my friends/family, so I’d rather let them choose
The Life Gems option looks pretty cool, as does the Eco burial, but I’d rather arrange to have my body donated to medical sciences (unless they send my body back; but that won’t be my problem
55 jadester
December 9th, 2008 at 9:42 am
What on earth? Why did the victorians have to be creepy as heck?
I like death lists too! This one was a little creeper for lunchtime but I still liked it a lot.
Speaking of lunchtime… Thanks jfrater for making me not feel guilty about eating salt anymore!
56 lilstvsmom
December 9th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Intresting List…Ill be glad just to have enough money for a normal burial…the tibetan sky burial would be cheap but I don’t know how much it would cost to fly a corpse to tibet.
57 CLARK KENT FLY
December 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
so that scene in “the others” with all the pictures of dead people sitting is accurate
58 Brickhouse
December 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am
I like the eco-burial and the ring, though expensive as heck. I would do either with myself… Though I don’t know many people who would be, uh, ‘morbid’ enough to wear me as a faux diamond. I wonder what happens to the remaining carbon. Do they make more rings if you don’t buy them? Hmmm… Now I have to check out the site.
Great list!
59 Bob
December 9th, 2008 at 10:39 am
“I guess people who are blindingly anti-semitic gotta stick together”
Yep, no group ever deserves the criticisms levelled against it.
Except white people.
60 flibbertigibbet
December 9th, 2008 at 10:59 am
So, everything on this list I have not only heard of, but looked into in depth. I expected others to be leaving comments saying they have too, but no. It makes me wonder if I’ve taken my morbid fascination too far… I think now I have far too many books on the subject, but I can’t help myself! Best of all, none of my research has led me to make any decision regarding my own demise. They can shove me down the garbage disposal for all I care. I do think the LifeGems are a good idea, but if they don’t need that much, it seems little point for the subject to be dead before you make a diamond of them. Why can’t we all donate hair and make little diamonds of ourselves to exchange with loved ones? Why don’t couples combine themselves to make an engagement ring? The website barely mentions that option, but I think there’s a lot of potential there…
61 Brickhouse
December 9th, 2008 at 11:06 am
flibbertigibbet: That idea for the LifeGems being used as engagement/wedding rings is great! I was thinking of the hair option, too – the ring does not have to come from someone deceased. If ashes are not required then why not? This could also be a good option for spouses who are home while their armed forces husband/wife is stationed in another country. It would keep them close by while they are away.
62 Polly Odyssey
December 9th, 2008 at 11:35 am
I hope I turn into soap when I die.
Then I want my soapy body cut into pieces, and each piece of my body will go off in different ways, chosen from this list.
63 psychosurfer
December 9th, 2008 at 11:46 am
#52. DiscHuker – is it bad for the enviornment to just put a body in the ground?
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Since I was a kid, I have always wondered, why don´t we bury our relatives in our backyards?.
The whole idea of a velatorio gives me the creeps and cremation seems pointless as we are wasting good fuel or any other use for our carcasses.
Someone told me burying bodies in the ground is illegal here in Mexico.
64 cammysmith1690
December 9th, 2008 at 11:59 am
ive told my family jst to put me in the wheelie bin for the trash man to take away…then i wont be costing them anything
65 knight_forked
December 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Wonderful and nicely compiled list. Has anyone heard of Aghoris, the sect that consumes dead bodies?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghoris
66 Hat
December 9th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Death portaits were very common in the US in the latter half of the 19th century, even in isolated rural areas. For some excellent, morbidly fascinating eamples, check out the book “Wisconsin Death Trip,” which was originally conceived as a PhD dissertation (but fortunately doesn’t read like one). Lots of photos on very page.
http://www.amazon.com/Wisconsin-Death-Trip-Michael-Lesy/dp/0826321933/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1228849966&sr=8-1
67 Blogball
December 9th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Great list. I found Edison’s death mask fascinating.
I’m not going to tell my wife about # 9 she might get some ideas. Lets see…… $100.000 life insurance policy and then after I make a ring out of him that will still leave me with 86,000.
68 guy
December 9th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
cool.
i think that those incorruptable corpses are pretty bizarre too maybe like a bonus.
69 psychosurfer
December 9th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Imagine a new technology that could capture emotions, wouldn´t you want to keep your beloved one´s?
I guess that such technology would be extremely expensive and only affordable to a few people, I also think that it would become so popular that eventually would be affordable to everyone and it´s uses would become different from the original ones.
I´m sure that´s what photography represented back then, so saying that those practices were “creepy” or “morbid” is to miss the context completely.
70 karan8624
December 9th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I will give anybody 1 000 dollars if they take a shower and cleaned themselves with pieces of SOAP PEOPLE. gross…
71 Nicosia
December 9th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
The dancing with corpses is just nasty! I love my Grandma, but I don’t have any urge to dig her up and dance with her…. ew! What about if body parts fall off- I’d hate to do a dip and her head go rolling off……
Here’s my big “Dead Nicki” plan: I love road trips and flying, so I want to be cremated and have part of my ashes thrown from an airplane while flying over my beloved Kentucky and part of them scattered from a moving car. The rest of me, I would like my kids to have made into jewelery so they can each have a little bit of crazy ol’ Mom.
72 Nicosia
December 9th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
BTW- I love the fact that Edison is smiling. He looks very peaceful.
73 steve d
December 9th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I live in Philly and have been to the Mutter Museum which is here. The “Soap Lady” is creepier in person, but is hardly the most bizarre thing on exhibit there. You have to get to this place if ever in the city! It’s really creepy in a fun way.
http://www.collphyphil.org/mutter.asp
74 The Grey GOAT
December 9th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
What about T-Shirts where you put the dead persons picture
on it? That should be #1
75 JUNQUEMAN
December 9th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
I’ve so very often told my wife, “A dumpster (large industrial trash bin) will do just fine.” I mean, hey, I don’t plan on being around anymore, and it’s sure a lot cheaper.
76 Joss
December 9th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
The Dance of Death is just plain odd, imo. Great list!
77 joanne
December 9th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
i would like my body to be frozen right before i die (if this becomes possible during my lifetime, of course) and be thawed by my descendants sometime in the distant future, preferably when something spectacular occurs like first contact with aliens, arrival in some extraterrestrial earth-like planet, etc.. Alternatively, if some form of very high speed space travel (at least maybe half the speed of light) is invented, i would like to spend my dying days cruising forward in time i.e. as i go that fast through space time speeds up on earth so i would stop by and check after a few hundred, thousand, million or billion years have passed on earth.
78 Brans
December 9th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
60. flibbertigibbet – isn’t that just the coolest idea? There are some companies that do make diamonds from the hair of living people too. Heart in Diamond and Celebration Diamonds (they can use tissue from umbilical cords too) are two that I know of.
Too bad they’re so expensive – I would love to have an engagement ring with a diamond created from me and my fiance.
79 Brans
December 9th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
One more…New Life Diamonds.
80 Blogball
December 9th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
How come you showed Edison’s death mask and not Tesla’s?
What do you have against Tesla?
“Just kidding”
81 tw
December 9th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
DiscHuker 52,
Decaying bodies in the ground create short term pollution to soil and water. It’s bad for the environment only to us in terms of disease control rest of nature doesn’t really care so much. That was one of the original logical reasons for restrictions on where and you can bury to prevent plague in the wells.
It is still an issue for farms when they have to dispose of animals.
Modern embalmed bodies are just simply toxic.
82 Aoede
December 9th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Wouldn’t a better name for this list be “Top 10 Bizarre Facts Related to Burial Practices”?
83 jeannie_brim
December 9th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Edison’s last breath is in the Henry Ford Museum in Dearborn Michigan. I have seen it.
84 Precision
December 9th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
15. Hemza3000 – I agree with you about shooting the remains of someone to the moon…I think that would be quite beautiful being able to look up at night and be reminded of those loved ones you have lost. A permanent reminder that’s not quite as morbid as a lifegem
Personally when I go I want to be placed in a marble sarcophagus inside a gigantic tomb in the deep woods. My coffin will be mounted on a pedestal in the middle of a circular indoor lake, with twenty silver statues acting as fountains placed around the lake’s edge. The roof will be a massive dome many stories above my resting place, and once per month during a full moon a specifically designed angle will align and moonlight will pass through the domed roof and light up inlaid gold inscriptions on my sarcophagus.
Of course that will probably be a little expensive, so I’d settle for being returned to nature in some way. There’s something about being buried underground that freaks me out…I hate watching the lowering of the coffin at funerals.
Maybe having my ashes scattered, or being the source of growth for some kind of mighty tree…I love nature so I think that would resonate with my spirit very nicely.
Great list, keep up the good work
85 Spore
December 9th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Timothy Leary was shot into space and orbited the Earth. He’s ashes were thrown across the atmosphere as the shuttle burnt up upon returning. That said, it orbited for quite a number of years
86 sheltiesan
December 9th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
#64 cammysmith1690 & #75 JUNQUEMAN, I’ve told my family the same thing for years. Then I got to thinking that someone would find my body or remains and report it to the local police. All of my loved ones would be suspected of having murdered me or accessory to the crime. My true cause of death will go undetected (unlike all of the CSI shows)Then my poor grandchildren will have to visit their parents and surviving grandparent in prison until death. So, I told them never mind, don’t drop me in a dumpster after all.
I think I may opt for cremation. Then they can throw me in the dumpster!!
87 the_cloaked schemer
December 9th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
I want to have my ashes mixed with my wife’s, then made into 4 2 carat diamonds, one for each of my children. After that, I want whatever remains of the ash to be made into an artificial reef. I do like the concept behind the eco burial, but I want a diamonds to be made, and I like the ocean more than I like the land.
88 bigski
December 9th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I just want to be burned.Hey that could be the name for a country song!
89 cicero
December 9th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
I remember seeing something on the history or discovery channel about mummified children from newborn up to 3 or so they had inside glass cases. They had them dressed up and some of them were in cribs or with other things like toys. It was really strange and kinda freaky… but I still watched the whole thing. What does that say about me? Oh well.
90 Jenna_Bug
December 9th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
My Nana has pictures of one of her babies that died shortly after birth and that was only about 50 years ago. I LOVE the idea of making a diamond from your remains, I think that is a great way to cherish a loved one, or a very loved pet. I would definitely do that for my precious animals when they pass away, if I had the money to do it. I hate the idea of being put into the ground.
91 Black-Yami-Cat
December 10th, 2008 at 3:42 am
What about the dead space in your lungs? It’s a part of your lungs that some air will always remain untill you die. Then it becomes your dying breath.
92 yoyomoma
December 10th, 2008 at 9:11 am
i dont think that the soap sh*t is true LIARS!
93 willbear
December 10th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I love the idea of a diamond or gem. Great list.
94 londonafter
December 10th, 2008 at 10:16 am
i´d love to have a Beethoven ring….but i´d die if i had to wear one of my parents as jewelry…
95 jahblum
December 10th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
damn…
96 lilstvsmom
December 10th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
I think the diamond is a good idea. I wouldnt mind wearing a memento of carbon left over from my grandma.
97 jim
December 10th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I couldn’t stop laughing at “brief orbit and return to earth”. Unless your loved one’s dream was always to go to space, manage your money better than that. rofl.
98 Mom424
December 10th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Excellent list, always fascinated by things morbid. Feeding the birds seems to me to be a very efficient and eco friendly answer when you live on a pile of rock.
99 Nicosia
December 10th, 2008 at 9:28 pm
There’s a really strange southern death ritual… When a loved one dies, many people in this area (Eastern Kentucky) will have decals made for their cars. The decal usually reads “In Memory of (deceased name)” and will be shown prominently on the car. Here is an example…
100 Nicosia
December 10th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
[IMG]http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u318/vixenwolf/Car/S6300678.jpg[/IMG]
101 Denzell
December 11th, 2008 at 3:08 am
man, this is so cool! I want my worst enemy to be turned to LifeGems I can sell and then make millions!
102 Denzell
December 11th, 2008 at 3:09 am
but i´d die if i had to wear one of my parents as jewelry…
~londonafter
lol!
103 Denzell
December 11th, 2008 at 3:11 am
I just want to be burned.Hey that could be the name for a country song!
~bigski
Good one!
104 Egg
December 11th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
I would love the whole life gem thing. Wouldn’t it be crazy of that was like the universal way to go? Then aliens would come and think humans die and become gems and then they’d kill us all but a small group to reproduce only to find that we turn to something rather like poo-jerky on fancy white sticks.
But seriously, I want to be a diamond.
105 rantinravin
December 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am
some of these stuff were already features in Cracked.com.
and i thought you hate that site. seems to me you’re getting your ideas from them.
106 jfrater
December 12th, 2008 at 12:32 am
rantinravin: I can assure you that this list was made totally independently of cracked and, in fact, I have not even seen the list they have that you are referring to. Perhaps you should check the dates to make sure that they wrote theirs first. In fact, their recently (this week) published list of body modifications is almost identical to this one which I published four months ago.
But thanks for the vote of confidence. It is appreciated.
107 azan
December 12th, 2008 at 1:58 am
gr9 ..i mean gr8
108 segue
December 12th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
107. azan : gr9 ..i mean gr8
****
Does it really matter?
109 Kristen
December 12th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Ooh I just had a really weird thought. I am so very excited about the prospect of my ashes being shot in space that I just thought, I can’t wait until I die! Haha. I can certainly wait but it still sounds awesome. I like the idea of the sky burial but I don’t think that would be feasible in the US.
110 andrulee
December 12th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
nice to see that this topic is finally getting some airtime. Keeping hush-hush about it doesn’t make it go away… BTW,
here’s some more info about watch bones for those interested.
111 Teapixie
December 13th, 2008 at 6:16 am
I heard (may be completely false) that part of Graham Chapman’s remains were put into a firework. I’ve always thought that it would be the coolest way to go.
Definitely with a bang not a whimper!!
I have heard of most of these. Probably something to do with my, some would say, unhealthy fascination with death.
Some of my friends have decided to turn my coffin into an esky, with me surrounded by ice and large amounts of alcohol.
Doesn’t seem such a bad way to shuffle of this mortal coil.
The diamond is absolutely gorgeous, but I can’t see the point if I can’t wear it.
112 Bubblez
December 13th, 2008 at 8:41 am
i think it is quite cool to be turned into a diamond it wud be quite nice to have part of a loved one with you wherever you go
113 alphamale11
December 14th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Saponification is turning to soap, fat and alkali make soap. Me I do like the buzzards, difficult in the US of A unless you have real helpful friends. BUT, not the eco style. There are a number of states that do allow a burial w/o embalming in a wood casket, or shroud, or wicker basket. Often no grave stone but a GPS location. The diamond thing is ok I suppose if it is done after the useful parts have been harvested. But none of the likely survivors have mentioned that they would pay for it. Me, for the worms.
114 rubyserpent_720
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:18 am
Ugh..The thought of shooting my body into great nothing-ness and doesn’t appeal to me at all. Or shoving the body down Tower of Silence totally freaks me out (perfect for hiding the body or deal with someone you hate)
I prefer having my body eco-buried or cremated. Probably donating my organs or something/anything beforehand…being eaten by animals doesn’t sound that bad. I’d like to think I’m helping someone/something after I die.
And my spirit can happily reincarnate/obliviate…
115 toxic.monkey
December 24th, 2008 at 1:23 am
in a tower of silence, birds can also eat u. no problems:)
i don’t mind any of these, but i’d really prefer NOT to be buried so i can just lie in a coffin for the rest of eternity.
116 Ransom
December 24th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
I know ill be sent into deep space there would be a high chance that you could be revived by Aliens as a clone or something.
117 Horton
January 11th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Hello,
FYI, this is not the death mask of Thomas Edison but of Richard Wagner. Please see my website
Specifically:
http://www.undyingfaces.com/info/2008/04/17/richard-wagner-1813-1883/
My site:
http://www.undyingfaces.com/info/death-mask-pictures-and-descriptions/
http://www.undyingfaces.com
Thanks and let me know if you can locate a pict of Edison’s mask. I believe the original is at his museum in NJ
Horton
*ordinarily i would at least edit out links offsite..but this is rather fascinating. ya’ll can go take a look if you promise to come home soon
* Cyn
118 segue
January 12th, 2009 at 10:56 am
117. Horton: I keep wanting to ask if he can hear a who, but that would be tacky.
119 archs
January 26th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Diamond it is! Though it would probably cost more to make me than sell me…
As for those wanting to be sent to space… I can just imagine our way too distant future generations traversing through space, travelling through belts of space cadaver!
120 Ashley R
February 4th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
wow i had no idea that people could turn into soap..i think thats kinda gross in a way…specially when you say “you can see it seeping out closed coffins” ew!! haha..and the dead photographs are sweet in a really morbid way…sky burial is sad…id never want to see my loved ones being crushed and eaten by big birds haha…all these deaths are very interesting. great list…(finally some lists that appeal my craving mind for knowledge i dont really need to know bout haha!)
121 celma
February 9th, 2009 at 7:29 am
a human mother can give birth up 2 8 children at one time
bizzarre or wot
woooow
122 MisterSir
March 30th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
A couple of years ago I had to video tape the funeral service of a friend of mine to send to his mother several states away. He had been cremated, and his remains were not at the chapel, but that was the wierdest thing I’ve ever been asked to tape.
123 Mike Zickefoose
April 30th, 2009 at 1:12 am
If I remember correctly, besides areas of the British Isles, the practice of sin-eating was also practiced in the Appalachian areas of the USA.
124 skater?
May 3rd, 2009 at 11:04 am
for some reason. the ring idea songs extremely rad. i would so do tht.
125 Delia
May 4th, 2009 at 3:34 am
I like the ring idea, it sounds pretty and a great way to honour someone like a deceased grandmother, sort of like what my cousin did. She put a piece of her late dogs hair in a wish box before he died.
126 segue
May 4th, 2009 at 8:57 am
125. Delia: When my beloved companion of almost 16 years, a sable, black & white Border Collie died, I had her cremated and had a paw print made in clay, with her name and date of death engraved. The ashes are in a small beautiful, golden satin embossed trunk, with gold braid trim.
Over the top for a dog?
Not for a minute! She was my companion, my safety, my life-saver, my clown, and when I got sick and would pass out in the apartment, she would huddle with me or, if it lasted too long, she’d go to a neighbor’s apartment to fetch help.
She was as true a member of my family as any human.
127 sciencegeek
July 14th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I would absolutely love to be buried in space!
128 Amanda H.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
For #10, -18 degrees Celsius isn’t 64.4 degrees Fahrenheit, its -.04 degrees Fahrenheit………
129 Danielle
July 28th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Memento Mori means rememeber you will die.
130 Type your Text Here.
September 19th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I saw daying!
131 David
October 19th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Another one:
There is a company (I can’t remember the name) that offers to put your ashes in fireworks so that when you set them off, your ashes scatter everywhere.
132 natapillar
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:39 am
is that a Co-Op shopping bag in the pic of number 7!!!?!?!?!?!? lmao!
133 Jeff S.
January 1st, 2010 at 4:05 pm
Great, so there’s some company that is essentially inserting more useless space junk into the already clogged orbital ring around earth just to make a few bucks.. Yeah, this is just what we need so some worthless, self-entitled millionaire prick who caused headaches for everyone on earth can have a novelty burial…..creating even more space junk that will literally cause us headaches forever.
134 DeanoSantino
April 29th, 2010 at 10:44 am
No.6 is almost definitely Wilhelm Richard Wagner’s death mask, the file name says so and it bears a striking resemblance! otherwise, a very interesting list
135 BobNickMad
May 1st, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Nr.8 has it’s dose of good sense but nr.7 it’s just fucked-up.