The world’s view on smoking cigarettes has changed dramatically over the last century. The habit was once considered to be cool, sexy, good for your health, and widely enjoyed by many people. It was promoted by sportsmen, and advertised all over television. No one could be seen acting in a movie without a lit cigarette in their hand! Today, smoking is considered to be a nasty addictive habit that can kill you and those around you. You wont find them advertised anywhere – nor will you see anyone smoking inside a public building. It seems that these days smokers are considered to be anti-social and are often frowned at if seen smoking outside in crowded places. Below is a list of interesting facts about cigarettes.
1. Cigarettes are the single-most traded item on the planet, with approximately 1 trillion being sold from country to country each year. At a global take of more than $400 billion, it’s one of the world’s largest industries.
2. The nicotine content in several major brands is reportedly on the rise. Harvard University and the Massachusetts Health Department revealed that between 1997 and 2005 the amount of nicotine in Camel, Newport, and Doral cigarettes may have increased by as much as 11 percent.
3. In 1970, President Nixon signed the law that placed warning labels on cigarettes and banned television advertisements for cigarettes. The last date that cigarette ads were permitted on TV was extended by a day, from December 31, 1970 to January 1, 1971 to allow the television networks one last cash windfall from cigarette advertising in the New Year’s Day football games.
4. U.S. cigarette manufacturers now make more money selling cigarettes to countries around the globe than they do selling to Americans.
5. The American brands Marlboro, Kool, Camel and Kent own roughly 70% of the global cigarette market.
6. Cigarettes contain arsenic, formaldehyde, lead, hydrogen cyanide, nitrogen oxide, carbon monoxide, ammonia and 43 known carcinogens.
7. In the early 1950s, the Kent brand of cigarettes used crocidolite asbestos as part of the filter, a known active carcinogen.
8. Urea, a chemical compound that is a major component in urine, is used to add “flavor” to cigarettes.
9. The ‘Cork Tip’ filter was originally invented in 1925 by Hungarian inventor Boris Aivaz, who patented the process of making the cigarette filter from crepe paper. All kinds of filters were tested, although ‘cork’ is unlikely to have been one of them.
10. In most countries around the world, the legal age for the purchase of tobacco products is now 18, raised from 16, while in Japan the age minimum is 20 years old.
11. Contrary to popular social belief, it is NOT illegal to smoke tobacco products at any age. Parents are within the law to allow minors to smoke, and minors are within the law to smoke tobacco products freely. However, the SALE of tobacco products is highly regulated with legal legislation.
12. Smoking bans in many parts of the world have been employed as a means to stop smokers smoking in public. As a result, many social businesses have claimed a significant drop in the number of people who go out to pubs, bars and restaurants.
13. Scientists claim the average smoker will lose 14 years of their life due to smoking. This however does not necessarily mean that a smoker will die young – and they may still live out a ‘normal’ lifespan.
14. The U.S. states with the highest percentage of smokers are Kentucky (28.7%), Indiana (27.3%), and Tennessee (26.8%), while the states with the fewest are Utah (11.5%), California ( 15.2%), and Connecticut (16.5%).
15. Cigarettes can contain more than 4,000 ingredients, which, when burned, can also produce over 200 ‘compound’ chemicals. Many of these ‘compounds’ have been linked to lung damage.
16. The United States is the only major cigarette market in the world in which the percentage of women smoking cigarettes (22%) comes close to the number of men who smoke (35%). Europe has a slightly larger gap (46% of men smoke, 26% of women smoke), while most other regions have few women smokers. The stats: Africa (29% of men smoke, 4% of women smoke); Southeast Asia (44% of men, 4% of women), Western Pacific (60% of men, 8% of women)
17. Nicotine reaches the brain within 10 seconds after smoke is inhaled. It has been found in every part of the body and in breast milk.
18. Sugar approximates to roughly 20% of a cigarette, and many diabetics are unaware of this secret sugar intake. Also, the effect of burning sugar is unknown.
19. ‘Lite’ cigarettes are produced by infusing tobacco with CO2 and superheating it until the tobacco ‘puffs up’ like expanding foam. The expanded tobacco then fills the same paper tube as ‘regular’ tobacco.
20. Smokers draw on ‘lite’ and menthol cigarettes harder (on average) than regular cigarettes; causing the same overall levels of tar and nicotine to be consumed.
21. ‘Lite’ cigarettes are manufactured with air holes around the filter to aerate the smoke as it is drawn in. Many smokers have learned to cover these holes with their fingers or their lips to get a stronger hit.
22. The immune systems of smokers has to work harder every day than non-smokers. As a result, a smokers’ blood will contain less antioxidants, although a smokers immune system may be quicker to respond to virus attacks due to its more active nature.
23. Smokers often smoke after meals to ‘allow food to digest easier’. In fact, this works because the bodies priority moves away from the digestion of food in favor of protecting the blood cells and flushing toxins from the brain.
24. Some people (mostly males) can be aroused by the sight of smoker smoking (usually females). This is called the Smoking Fetish, and affects a small number of the population. As with most fetishes, the reason for this arousal can usually be traced back to incidents in childhood. However, cigarettes – particularly menthols, force blood away from the penis if smoked while aroused.
25. According to the World Health Organization, approximately 25% of cigarettes sold around the world are smuggled.
26. Most smokers take up the habit in their mid teens, well before the legal age for purchasing them, and is seen as a right of passage towards adulthood. Other perceived rights of passage include: aftershave, wearing stilettos, alcohol, drugs and sexual intercourse; with a combination of these sometimes being cited as the main causes of teenage pregnancy.
27. Smoking tobacco is the ultimate gateway drug in that it is legally available, and involves mastering a unique method of intake – much more so than alcohol (which has such a significant effect that users need look no further for stimulation). Smokers looking to get ‘high’ will very rarely do so from cigarettes after the initial stages of taking up the habit.
28. Smokers generally report a variety of after-effects; such as calmness, relaxation, alertness, stimulation, concentration and many others. In fact, smoking will produce a different effect in each individual depending on ‘what they expect to get’; turning the cigarette into the worlds most popular placebo (satisfying the brains hunger for nicotine being the only ‘relaxing’ factor). The smoker will then use these expectations as a means to continue the habit.
29. Several active ingredients and special methods of production are involved in making sure the nicotine in a cigarette is many times more potent than that of a tobacco plant.
30. ‘Toppings’ are added to the blended tobacco mix to add flavor and a taste unique to the manufacturer. Some of these toppings have included; clove, licorice, orange oil, apricot stone, lime oil, lavender oil, dill seed oil, cocoa, carrot oil, mace oil, myrrh, beet juice, bay leaf, oak, rum, vanilla, and vinegar.
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January 11th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Today is the anniversary of the US Surgeon-general’s report outlining the link between smoking and a number of (mainly lung) diseases.
Thanks, wikipedia “on this day”!
January 11th, 2009 at 3:03 am
Good list. One of my grown children took up smoking during the “rebellious” years, and had a horrible time quitting.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:06 am
First commenter!! Great list!
January 11th, 2009 at 3:06 am
or maybe not…
January 11th, 2009 at 3:06 am
hmmm i dont think i ever wanted to know so much about cigs lol
January 11th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Good list. Didn’t realize what actually goes into them..
Also.. Just wondering for all the American.. Can you only buy tallys(ready rolled smokes like benson and hedges)?
Coz in New Zealand you can buy Tobacco and roll your own and have never seen that in movies.. so please help haha
January 11th, 2009 at 3:07 am
haha interesting facts . . should pass this on to my smoker friends
January 11th, 2009 at 3:29 am
I think the illusion that “IT’S SO HARD TO STOP SMOKING, YOU GET ADDICTED SO EASILY, IT’S SUCH AN ORDEAL TO QUIT” is probably promoted by tobacco companies to make people think it’s almost impossible to quit – so why bother trying, right? It’s really not that difficult at all, I smoked for 2 years, and it took me just 1 day to quit.
It’s also really annoying that all of these “TRUTH” ads try to blame all of these smoking related deaths on tobacco companies, when it’s the INDIVIDUALS who choose to smoke. It’s not the tobacco companies’ fault that people choose to smoke. Just because something is there and you can do it doesn’t mean you should. If that organization really wants to make a difference, they should target the assholes who make it legal to poison our water supply. And our food supply. MSG? Fluoride? All that nasty crap they put in cigarettes they put in our food and water as well.
Sad.
January 11th, 2009 at 4:25 am
Kelly – Nicotine has been shown to be an addictive substance, so for most people not only is it breaking the habit of smoking, they do have to get over the body’s need for nicotine. It may have been easy for you, but for many, many people it’s not.
Also, I agree that just because cigarette’s are invented, doesn’t mean that you’re going to smoke them. But if you put something addictive, and pair it with product placements, advertising, and peer pressure, all which are planned by the tobacco industry, then you should realise that they have to take more responsibility than you’re giving them credit for. These companies know exactly what they’re doing.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:09 am
Kelly – Smoking was easy to quit FOR YOU. Some people (lucky ones) don’t that hard of a time. Its very hard to even make an attempt for me to quit smoking because every time I do I am SURE I’ll quit. I tell myself I’m done, its SO easy, smoking is so stupid, I throw away all my ashtrays and lighters, and confidently go to sleep happy to be rid of it; then, guilt ridden, I smoke again the next day or the day after. Its quite a shameful experience actually. Thats why I dread even trying to quit, though I try every time I think I have the willpower.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Jhonny: You Can buy tabacco and papers and roll your own cigarettes here in the U.S.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Smoking IS against the law for minors in Michigan. Here its a misdemeanor (its a “Minor in
Possession charge, MIP for short) and the fines can be up to $200 PER CIGARETTE!! That means if a 17 year old kid gets caught with a full pack of 20 cigs… well you can do the math. Also if a parent lets their kid smoke they can be charged with Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor, which is punishable by jail time; whereas the kid would have to already be on some sort of probation to go to a juvenile corrections place for smoking. I think the laws are much to harsh.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:29 am
I have quit many times but smoke again now – I don’t plan to quit because I like it so much
January 11th, 2009 at 6:29 am
To Kelly:
MSG is not bad for you (according to listverse, anyway)
http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/10-more-common-misconceptions/
January 11th, 2009 at 6:34 am
gotta stop smoking smokes…hahaah
January 11th, 2009 at 6:58 am
BS Alert:
#18: “the effect of burning sugar is unknown”
It’s probably one of the best-known and most studied chemical reactions on the plane.t Your body burns sugar every day.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:03 am
I cannot comprehend why anyone enjoys smoking. Really, I’m surprised cigarettes weren’t on the Worst Products list.
On the fact concerning minors and smoking, I’m pretty sure it’s illegal for a minor to be caught smoking in the US. At least, in my part of Maryland it is.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:33 am
One day you decide it for real
No lies
No smoking behind your back
You throw out the very last pack and won’t buy one again
Or light one again
At first you’re a bit cranky
And you want to eat everything
You’re about to hit the ceiling
(so it’s a good idea to go out for a while)
And you get rather repetitive
(“Did I tell you that three weeks ago I…” “Yes, fourteen times already”)
But you no longer have that cough
You sleep better
You breathe without noise
Life smells better
(and as for your own smell, let me tell ya…)
You fit better everywhere
You realize how annoying smoke is
And you look nicer
(Something about your skin, more energy, shiny teeth)
A personal pride lifts your spirits
And although you miss it like crazy
At very stressful times
(Or viceversa…)
You know there’s only one thing
that compares to the joy of smoking
And that’s the joy of not smoking anymore
(Translated from a comic strip in Spanish printed on today’s newspaper)
January 11th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Very interesting. In university I smoked every day, but now only I smoke when drinking. It’s so much more rewarding because a) it costs next to nothing (a 10 pack lasts me a good few weeks) and b) you get those good old head rushes!
I found stopping smoking very easy, mainly because I don’t have an ‘addictive personality’. I smoke now because I enjoy it.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:37 am
Even if I wanted to smoke it would be a real bitch because I seem to be allergic like crazy to cig smoke; all sorts of the running nose itchy eyes and altogether crapulance
January 11th, 2009 at 7:43 am
17. R.Lynn – January 11th, 2009 at 7:03 am
tried smoking weed?
January 11th, 2009 at 7:47 am
That made me want a cigarette so bad. Disgusting habit, but its soooo good.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:47 am
Smoking kills…I don’t understand why anyone would smoke for the fun of it. But it really is hard to quit…my dad’s been on and off for a year.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am
I use smokeless tobacco. Apparently chicks don’t dig it. Go figure.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:56 am
Johnny – Yes, you can buy the tobacco and papers separately. However, because some law enforcement officials are a little over zealous, especially in metro areas… having just the papers on you can bring you a charge of possession of drug paraphernalia.
J- It has been proven that the more times you quit and fail to stay quit, the more difficult it will be the next time. This is basically because the brain hardwires itself more and more to that nicotine, causing you to become more and more dependent on it. Of course, everyone is different. I’ve quit twice, and it was actually harder the first time. I am thinking of maybe taking up the pipe though… or a cigar, just because they smell nice and it would be good to relax in the evening with a pipe or cigar.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:25 am
one cigarette at 15 was enough for me.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I would rather lick a grizzly bear turd than smoke one cigarette
January 11th, 2009 at 8:30 am
Cigarettes are probably the worst thing on earth. People might enjoy it now. But did you enjoy it the first time you ever tried it? I doubt it. You have to learn how to smoke, meaning you have to want to be a smoker before you actually get hooked.
Smoking is an unnatural thing, I remember the first time I tried it. ( I quit 6 years ago). I was coughing like crazy and wanted to throw up. But eventually I got used to it.
Good luck quitting!
January 11th, 2009 at 8:36 am
ya man what rolo said. just imagine its a big old turd and you wont like it so much
January 11th, 2009 at 8:37 am
OBAMA! smoke
January 11th, 2009 at 8:47 am
I’m an occasional smoker… definitely not regular, but I especially enjoy them when I’m drinking. I was so happy when Ohio banned it in public places though. So nice to go out for an evening of drinking and dancing and not coming back reeking like stale cigarettes.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:59 am
I have always hated cigarettes, and I just stopped being friends with someone becuase she started smoking. I don;t really understand why people start (There are much better ways to be “rebellious”) Its such a stupis, stupid industry, that represents everything that is wrong with American industry, in my opinion (I loved “thank you for smoking,” says all that I wanted and more.) I have already lost one grandparent to smoking, and another on the way. Miraculously, half of the people I know who have started smoking have quit, it just hurts me to see those that haven;t continue.
I will let them make their own decisions, but I have to give them the most information available.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am
#16: The body metabolizes sugar, it doesn’t literally burn it. It’s just an expression. Unless you’re a dragon, then yes, you do burn stuff.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:04 am
This list has made me want to take up smoking.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:13 am
A friend died of lung cancer. Man, that’s a hard way to go! Ok, we all end up dead, but the last 6 months can be just a slowing down to a full stop, or they can be horrendous. No, cigs don’t absolutely mean “Cancer,” but they sure improve your chances of it. There’s lots of ways to die and to an extent we’re programming our own right now. Why not switch to something with a more pleasant ending like IV heroin, long distance ocean swimming, or large animal sex.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:18 am
I doubt the male female ratios, in one former job 80% of the female workers smoked and not 1 of the men did. I’ve also noticed more younger school aged girls smoke than boys, my guess is that within 10 years the %age of males smoking will drop below the %age of females.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:23 am
I started smoking in boarding school, if you smoked you where one of the guys, Im sure it Texan plain, anyway Iused to draw the smoke in and blow it out again, until one of the senior guys showed me ( forced me ) to take a looooong pull on the cigg. and inhale.
That was 40 years ago and to this day I will never forget it.
With all the guys from my dorm watching I took 2 small puffs and then the long one , shit that coal on that ciggie must have been 15 mm long and I inhaled.
I heard from one of the guys afterwards that I sounded like a Diamond T truck with its exhaust brakes on, man o man Ive never been so sick in my life.
Ja its been +- 40 years now of smoking – I give up now and again for 2 or 3 months – but crave it after a good meal and a good whiskey or brandy afterwards.
Thanks Lifeschool – you brought back memories.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Nice list, but I think quite a bit of it is subjective… or even misleading.
For instance, Urea is used as a flavoring agent in cigarettes…
and pretzels.
So, will your next list be a commentary on pretzels and how bad they are for you.
#28 doesn’t sound right either; nicotine IS a stimulant. Not a “placebo.” While some of the effects may certainly be perceived rather than felt, it definitely makes people feel good.
And the male/female ratios are correct; more men smoke in American than women… consider the prison populations and the large number of manufacturing workers who smoke. But certainly more women in America smoke than in other countries.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:25 am
To #9
Boris Aivaz does not look or sound like a Hungarian name.
Absolutely.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:28 am
I live(d) in Indiana and go to college (and now intern) in Kentucky, so I have seen how popular tobacco is pretty much all my life. Both Kentucky and Indiana are on annoying “stop smoking” campaigns (I say annoying and I am a non-smoker) that include banning smoking in public places and raising taxes. What is a bit counter intuitive is Kentucky is the third largest tobacco producing state, and has something like 500,000 people who work in the tobacco industry, from farmers to production. So, Kentucky is effectively stamping out jobs in a time of recession. It just seems a bit ass backwards to me.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:28 am
An interesting fact not listed here is that the diameter of a cigarette is 7.62 mm
Like that of a machine gun bullet.
Not incidently.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:34 am
I have a fact for you guys. Ed Bernay’s [one of the fathers of Public Relations in it's socially irresponsible form] in before and around the II WW times promoted woman smoking, as in the beginning of 20th century it was considered as a male-only habit. How did he do that?
A panel of psychology and sociology experts had found, that in those days women associated cigarettes with penises. So they created and promoted an image of an independent woman smoker [first woman-smokers posters, woman-smokers marches, etc.]. These women were usually beautiful, dominant and strong, so soon other women associated smoking with all of these values. Subconsciously women percieve cigarettes as an artificial penis that grants them power to compete with men.
What do you say about that girls?
Do you really need to smoke, or is it just another trend forced on you?
January 11th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Concluding, quitting smoking shouldn’t be so hard for women, as there is a generally available, 100% natural and healthy alternative of getting a penis in your mouths! ;]
[Technically, that was sexism
]
January 11th, 2009 at 10:00 am
A good list, as far as it went, but I don’t believe it emphasized the deadly effects of smoking and second-hand smoke as much as it should have.
Smoking causes not only cancer, but emphysema, asmtha and shortens lives for the smoker and those who grow up with him/her.
This is serious.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:05 am
As a person who smokes…and has stopped before, let me say it can be very difficult to quit. It is a crutch, a habit, an addition…call it what you will.
I quit for both of my pregnancies and while breastfeeding. I picked it back up after both…mainly because my partner at the time smoked around me. I quit for 8 years the last time…have been smoking again for 3 and am slowly getting to the point of quitting again.
Great list…most of the information I have known about for years with everyone lecturing me to quit!
January 11th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Obama smoking, one of the best kept secrets (until now) The media all cooperated to keep this from the public.
Love the propaganda about him being a health fanatic
January 11th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Contrary to what some people believe, cigarettes do not kill everyone. My gg-grandfather chain smoked filterless cigarettes and died at the age of 82 in 1967 from a car accident. My g-grandmother smoked like a chimney and died at 71 from a heart attack brought on by high cholesterol. My grandfather smoked Dutch Treat little cigars for as long as I have known him. He quit at the age of 69. He is now 75 and the healthiest man I know. My mother has smoked since she was 15. She is now 49. She had a lung test done just last year, and the dr. couldn’t believe the results. She has the lungs of a 35 yr. old. He tested her 3 more times just to be sure. I am 32 and going on 15 years as a smoker. I’ll probably be crucified for this but I smoked through two pregnancies. Both my girls had perfect APGAR scores. I don’t care what anybody says, genetics play a huge role in your health. The only person in my family to ever get cancer was my grandmother, who never smoked a day in her life!
Politically I’m a libertarian so I personally believe that no drug should be illegal. In America our wonderful freedom of choice should allow me to ingest whatever I want as long as I take personal responsibility for the consequences. It’s the asshole smokers that sued the tobacco companies for their own choices that are to blame for this whole ’smoking legislation’ bullshit.
And while I’m not an Obama fan, I don’t think he should be ostracized for making the choice to be a smoker. More presidents in the white house have been smokers than non smokers. As far as I’m concerned, he’s keeping tradition.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I enjoyed the list and learned a number of new things.
I smoked for nearly 20 years, never trying to quit until a couple years ago. When I did try, I had the help of a prescription drug. Working with my doctor to monitor the dosages, I found quitting to be much easier than I think it would have been otherwise. Essentially, I remember resisting a couple specific, but fleeting, moments of craving, and in a week it was as if I never smoked. Brain wise–not lung wise.
Anyway, I encourage smokers considering quitting to look into the available prescription options, which can be very helpful.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:28 am
#6 Johnny: You can buy prerolled cigarrettes(the most popular to buy) or you can buy rolling papers and loose tobacco to roll your own.
To the fact of menthol…maybe thats why so many guys don’t like menthol! It makes them small. =)
January 11th, 2009 at 10:34 am
#24 Neilos: Of course we don’t dig it! Have you ever kissed someone who’s been sucking on a wad of that stuff?? Eeeeeeewwwww! I kissed my fiance once after he’d been chewing and had to gag. He can’t kiss me for an entire day after he chews. The taste lingers in his mouth even after brushing his teeth. It’s disgusting. Just switch to cigarettes and women will be flocking to you(as long as they’re not anti smoking fanatics)
January 11th, 2009 at 10:35 am
My mother has been smoking for 66 years (she is 84), she is healthy.
My father never smoke. He died 24 years ago.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Carole – So many people who see that picture say “haha – nice Photoshop”. To this day, the media simply refuses to make anything out of his smoking. He is the Messiah after all o_0
January 11th, 2009 at 10:52 am
interesting list… am gonna have a cig.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Some states in the U.S. are so uptight haha, here you could probably be 8 years old and smoke a cigarette out in public, I live in Louisiana, you can actually be 18 to go and drink in bars and clubs in some cities like the one I live in. Also, convenient stores make such a profit from selling smokes to minors that it’s actually worth paying the fines, which is only $500 dollars a minor they sell to, but the profit gain is much much bigger. When I was in Europe, i noticed a lot of places had adapted the policy, “if you can see over the counter, than you can buy” haha i like it.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Kazorek: Really? That sucks….I knew number 11 was too good to be true.
Also, I don’t understand why people always pin it down to teenagers being rebellious. I had my first cigarette at 13 out of curiosity, and I liked it, and now at 15, I smoke occasionally. I doubt it’s rebellion considering I get along with my parents, have no curfew, and my mom has figured out most everything I do and she minds her own business for the mot part.
So yeah. I honestly don’t know anybody who started smoking out of rebellion. Most teenagers just like it.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Fact #31:
The oldest person that ever lived, Jeanne Calment, smoked until she was 117. She relapsed for a year, but finally gave it up when she was 119.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Its true that the best cigarettes are those after a good meal and those whilst drinking (alcohol). I don’t quite understand why but when we try to quit, its during these moments that its the hardest.
January 11th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Interesting little tidbit here in Canada. Sell a minor (under 19) a cigarette (a legal product) and it’s a 2000 dollar fine. I, at 46, have been refused cigarettes because I don’t have ID on me. I may not look quite my age, but I certainly don’t look under 19. I don’t need ID to buy booze or beer but smokes? You bet. Goodness me, the fine for possession of weed is only 100 bucks. There is no way that you’re going to ever convince me that weed is better for my lungs than tobacco. It may not have nicotine but it has tons of nasty compounds in it when burnt. (More benefits, I will agree)
January 11th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Have you ever seen Russian mahorka cigarettes?
For example “Belomorkanal” ( = White Sea Canal)?
It is thick and short, and with a longer empty paper tube on its end as a kind of filter.
Terrible!
January 11th, 2009 at 11:39 am
6. Johnny: as stated, you can buy both seperately, but papers can be taken as drug parephenalia. It was more of a 19th century thing to roll your own cigarettes, since they weren’t mass producing cigarettes. Check out any old “spaghetti” western film from the 40s or 50s. Actually, I think they have someone rolling their own cigarette in “Blazing Saddles” (you should just watch that movie anyway, great comedy).
16. Jim C: also as stated, we do NOT “burn” sugar, we metabolize sugar. And they are still studying the effects of burning sugar.
46. Carole: please. Are you still upset he won? He quit sometime around the middle of last year.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Carole; Also smoking doesn’t necessarily mean you aren’t healthy. Just that you MAY end up unhealthy. My son’s basketball team, most of them smoked cigarettes and more smoked weed. I’d wager you would be hard pressed to keep up with any of them. Type A personalities are not only more likely to be busy/active/extroverted they are also more likely to be addicts as well. Not only are they more like to become addicted, they are also more likely to try it in the first place. Quite the contradiction.
January 11th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
all those ingredients. I inhale them opening my window, or going outside and why is the tap water brown…Could you write up about coffee next. Ya know that plant in the rain….I have encountered smoking with an excuse, there are lungs destroyed by other means, smoking does something just powerful enough to help. What the hell, some are poisoned already. the funniest complainers are city goers. Re-read my comment, over and over and over. I did find open pcb (elxtronics) does not like it. Bizarre. A guage reading volts never found the problem, a smoking cigarette did. Better than a spark and flammable vapor finding it first…
January 11th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
“all those ingredients. I inhale them opening my window, or going outside”
then why smoke? that is one pathetic and contradicting defense, since u obviously feel as though u need some.
and fyi that obama with cigarette main picture is photoshopped.
I am NOT saying that he doesnt smoke, im just saying that that pic is fake. here’s the original.
http://news.illinois.edu/ii/04/0805/obama,barack_w.jpg.png
January 11th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
All of those photos looked photoshopped.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
I have been smoking since I was 12, on and off again. Years later, it’s beyond hard to quit…
Jfrater: I particularily enjoy a good cigarette as much as the next smoker, but it gets to the point where you won’ enjoy anything else. I have not had a cigarette in . . . oh, I dunno, 3 or 4 months? And already I can begin to taste my food better. I can actually smell things. My fingers don’t smell like cigaretts anymore, and neiher does my breath. I still cough a lot, but, I am sure it won’t get any worse, it may even improve soon. I am a lot happier being a non-smoker than I was being a smoker, all you have to do is get past the initial cravings, which do fade.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“Fact #31:
The oldest person that ever lived, Jeanne Calment, smoked until she was 117. She relapsed for a year, but finally gave it up when she was 119.”
She is probably one of the very VERY rare exceptions to smoking.
January 11th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
I got drunk (celebrating new year) and someone handed me a cigarette and I smoked it… even though I hate smoking…
God, I’m so easily led…
January 11th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
DaniBee: I remember the differences when I wasn’t smoking but I enjoy smoking sufficiently for it to not be a priority for me to quit at the moment. As I am drinking less now (only on special occasions) I am smoking less too. I am sure that one day I will quit.
Oh – and as for the Obama photo – it is a photoshop but as jim pointed out, Obama does smoke.
January 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Kelly – not everyone can quit so easily. Some people find it much harder. I smoked for ten years, and quit for five, then after a serious breakup, started again (in 2000). I’ve only just been smoke-free for almost a year (in March). After trying several times on my own, I was finally able to quit with Chantix. But I still think about it. I’m like an alcoholic who can never take another drink. If I smoke another cigarette again, then I’m smoking again. It’s like crack for me.
Part of it is habit, part is physical addiction. The reason the Chantix helped me is that it curbed the physical addiction long enough for me to change some of the situations and habits that make me likely to smoke. Now I’m not coughing anymore, I don’t stink and I can smell again. Also, I can get through my figure skating programs much, much easier. Two minutes on the ice is a long time when you can’t breathe.
HOWEVER…
If someone drops the bomb on us and there’s time, I’m heading straight for the store and a pack of Doral Menthol Light 100s!
January 11th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
jfrater – Obama has promised his family he will quit. I wish him luck.
You too.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
so i guess i have a couple of questions….
the fact about smokers smoking after a meal to help metabolize…i think its worded weird. does that mean it works or not???
and freca’s comment (41) about the diameter being the same as a machine gun bullet…whats the significance of that????
January 11th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
As a smoker myself, I enjoy it. I suppose the health factor depends on your constitution – chain smoking will give you a stronger constitution (it needs to be!) which may be better for some and not for others. Me? I go the other way in that I enjoy 6 – 8 cigs a day on average. The way I figure it, if my constitution can handle 20 a day, then 6 – 8 should be a breeze. My grandad was a heavy smoker, but he worked in a steel works, and the chemicals in there eventually finished him off. To his dying day, he admitted he’d always enjoyed smoking. On the other hand, my mother used to smoke unfiltered cigs – she’s now got asthma – but at 65, her 50 year old habit has yet to provide my inheritance
(only kidding)
January 11th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
71: HellcatHoney: Sorry about that – smokers swear by a cig after a meal. What happens is, when smoking after a meal, the priority moves from the digestion of food (which slows) and moves to other areas including the lungs and the brain. This slowing down of the digestive tract lessens the chance of digesting too quickly, or indigestion, and smooths the process out. However, as an effect of this, the whole process takes longer to get those vital nutrients into the bloodstream.
Also, some people claim that it relaxes them, helps them sleep, or makes consentration easier. Some say it helps them unwinde. Others say it keeps them alert, helps them stay awake, helps them be more active. So is smoking a sedative or a stimulant? The answer, as stated somewhere above, depends on the individual. Smoking more quickly helps cigs work more as a stimulant, while smoking very slowly can act as a sedative. Hense! Smoking does whatever the smoker expects it to do. Many smokers have personally told me “smoking doesn’t do anything for me anymore, just takes the craving away”. Yes, that’s right.
A portable placebo – suitable as a tool for stress relief, shock, relaxation and consentration – with the results depending on the individuals hopes and beliefs.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Heh, I like the cute anecdotal evidences some people give to “prove” cig smoking is not harmful. Just because you didn’t get cancer, and just because auntie so-and-so never did (and smoked 5 cartons a day for fifty years while working in a coal mine and drinking two bottles of Jack Daniels while driving home from work every day) is not evidence of any kind. The statistics still stand. Believe me, coughing up pink stuff ain’t fun at all, and I have personally gone to the hospital on more than one occasion due to status asthmaticus caused by exposure to cigarette smoke.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
oh, just to conclude the above: breathing shallow and quickly also acts like a stimulant, while breathing deep and slow also act as a sedative – go figure!
Thank you so very much Jamie for including this list – you’re the man!
January 11th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
74: Uncle Deadly – well, when ur time’s up, it’s up! You can spend this time on Earth doing whatever you like, but my guess is… it’s not up to us to decide in the end. If I knew I’d die in a car crash when I was 55 – I’d do all the drugs!
January 11th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I believe if a person wants to smoke let them, it is really doing no one harm but themselves and only themselves. People who are anti-smoke go on and on, but none of them ever consider how the smoker feels? they know it is bad and want to quite but a lot of them can’t. So stop nagging them they will quite when they want to quite. Also some of the facts and statistics found in reports on smoking are somewhat misleading or incorrect, an example of is one statistic (this one actually found on the side of smoke packs in Canada)says that nearly a high number of people a year in Canada die from smoking, way more from murder, car accidents, other non related illnesses and suicide (why did they put suicide on this?) which if the statistic given is added correctly means Canada would no longer exist in 12 years. Also there has been many tests with second hand smoke which results say does not actually kill people, but many will argue that these scientific results are either dishonest or completely made up, (what would these scientists gain from lying?). Also if smoking was more addicting then heroin like ‘experts’ say why is there no help groups for them? Today smoking is merrily a scape goat for bigger problems out there, if we as people have the energy to condemn something like this why not the energy to solve world problems like war, poverty, and hunger?
frankly this topic and anti-smoke people irritates me.
January 11th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
lifeschool- minors smoking or being found in possession of any form of tobacco is definitely a ticket-able offense where i’m from, a chicago suburb. i feel they passed the law around the millennium and it was about a $150 fine/offense.
kelly, it’s very nice that it was so easy for you to quit, but i have to wonder how heavy a smoker you were over those 2 years. it’s different for everyone, and i’d assume it’s most difficult for people who’ve smoked a pack (20 in the states, we don’t have 10 and 5 packs
) a day for a decade of more.
now i have to go smoke! i’m one of the people where an article like this or a film with people smoking is a mental trigger. out into the cold…..
January 11th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Yeah, so just to prove that theory, why not shoot yourself in the gut…, or if you are really feeling adventurous, the head. If nothing you do makes any difference, it can’t hurt you, right?
I am of course being facetious, but with all the natural things out there that will likely kill us one day, why seek out something that has been proven to cause damage to your body?
Maybe it has something to do with holding your own life cheaply, or some larger fatalistic social shift. I dunno…
January 11th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
shinacira – So are you suggesting that 1/12th of the population of Canada dies from murder, car accidents, other non related illnesses and suicide every year? Ye Gods, I thought things were bad here in that states!
Seriously though, I agree. If people want to kill themselves, let them. Cigarette laws make about as much sense as suicide laws. I think smoking is a disgusting habit…and so I don’t do it. Due to health reasons (asthma) I make noise when people do it in my personal space. But legislating smoking? Raising taxes on cigs in a attempt to tax the habit out of existence? Ridiculous.
January 11th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
My partner is a smoker and sometimes chain smokes. I call him “poo finger” for his yellow stained digits.
I smoked when I was younger but now smoke on average 1-5 cigarettes a week. It’s like alcoholism – I think I’ll always be a smoker. There’s always a craving when you smell a fresh whiff of a newly lit fag, esp with a glass of pinot gris in your hand.
The worst thing is my parnter smokes inside and we live in a small cottage with clothes racks instead of wardrobes. Everything smells like smoke. Everything.
January 11th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Just to clear that up: ‘fag’ is a common slang term for cigarette in the UK, and has nothing to do with the slang term or homosexual in the US
January 11th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Jeanne Calment gave everything up when she was 119!
January 11th, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Uncle Deadly – so yes according to the statistics on the side of a smoke packages and other sources, it states a greater number of people die in Canada from smoking then anything else. which is kind of hard to believe considering how low the murder rate was listed as.This fact actually came directy from health Canada part of our government. I personally believe that this is very much a pile of crap.
January 11th, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I know nicotine is as addictive, or perhaps more addictive, than crack for some people. It was for my dad. He started smoking at 9, and chain smoked almost until he died.
He went to his doctor because he’d been coughing up blood. Tests found tumors in his lungs, but further tests found that his bone marrow was full of cancer, so it was being spread everywhere. Who knows where it came from? All during outpatient procedures, chemo and radiation, he kept smoking. Even after one of the nurses broke his right-side collar bone just moving him (his bones had become so brittle) he kept on smoking, just used his left hand. He only quit when he was finally hospitalized, and the quitting was agony for him, worse than the pain from the cancer he said.
At that point, I would have snuck cig’s in for him, if he wasn’t on oxygen…and I am 100% anti cigarettes. I couldn’t stand to see him suffer like that.
I can only say it was a blessing when the cancer over-ran his brain, and took him into another existence, one which didn’t include pain, or cig’s or fear or death.
He died at 72, a smoker for 63 years.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Hellcat Honey (71)
Tobacco factories can be turned into ammunition factories within half an hour. Isn’t this enough significance?
January 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Oh, how I love cigarettes… I did quit the day I found out I was pregnant, and stayed clean for 5 years… it only took one to make me relapse.. that was 2 years ago. I actually think that only pregnancy could make me stop. I’ve tried several times since to quit, but I just love them so much!! Some of the list facts make me think that I need to quit, but, damn it’s hard.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
My husband and I have a cigarette a day when he gets home from work (we’re part of that 11.5% in #14). I find it thoroughly enjoyable but have no desire to pursue a more engaged habit. I am sorry it makes so many people sick, and that so many people hate it, but it has its place. I’m sick of the constant barrage of condemnation.
For what it’s worth, The longest confirmed lifespan held was by a smoker, Jeanne Calment, who lived to the ripe old age of 122. She quit when she was 117, mostly because she couldn’t see to light her cigarettes anymore. She partially attributed her longevity to cigarettes (and wine, and olive oil, among other things).
I guess my point is this: Maybe a lot of smokers get sick, maybe many want to quit and can’t, but maybe a lot of anti-smoking activists are parroting whatever they’re told, and harboring a zero tolerance policy that is totally unnecessary. Just saying, it’s complicated.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
freca and lifeschool, thanks for the replies.
i didn’t mean to imply it wasnt significant, i just didn’t know why.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Hellcat Honey
The standard size of several East European products match certain military tools.
For example, the can of the luncheon meat is just the same as a hand grenade.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I heard most of these interesting facts and gave up the butts 3 years ago. What I want to know is who is that extremely hot model in the photo under Facts 21-25?
January 11th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
I used to smoke up to a pack a day but I quit a month ago. I admit, though, that I cheated a bit. I’m just using smokeless tobacco now, not chewing tobacco but snus, which is a Swedish form of tobacco that is smokeless and spitless. It’s still not healthy but its a lot safer than American chewing tobacco and it gives one hell of a head buzz. Only bad part is that I usually have to order the stuff online.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
1. You put the burning cigarette between your little and ring fingers, filter inside.
2. You put your two hands together, as if making a snowball.
3. You put yout mouth to the hole between your two thumbs and draw the air from between your palms.
4. The cigarette glows up.
5. Due to the effort, the smoke goes deep in your tongue.
This way the cigarette is much stronger, one cigarette satisfies you for an hour.
January 11th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
tongue = lung
January 11th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
93. Freca -
back ‘in the day’ we called that ‘toking’ ..course it weren’t cigs we was smoking tho
i miss cigarettes. booze. illicit drugs. coffee. all stuff that are either illegal, too expensive or wrecks my body. *sigh*
i still fantasize about a smoke w/ an Irish coffee on cold nites… *sigh*
and anytime i get an upset tummy..i think about a joint… *sigh*
eh..smoke if ya gotta ‘em. and these days..if you can afford the damn things.
how much is a pack nowadays?
January 11th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
My personal opinion is that smoking should be banned completely. Obviously such a drastic move would have to be performed over a period of time and in several different stages, but I really do wish it would happen. Something tells me that’s extremely unlikely though.
They made a good start of it here in Australia though…smoking is now banned indoors at all pubs and clubs. Even this had to be done in stages – first they banned smoking within 1 metre of the bar (which was stupidly pointless). After a period they banned smoking indoors entirely.
It was quite funny to see almost every pub in my city simultaneously construct new outdoor beer gardens in an attempt to maintain business and cater for smokers. I absolutely love the fact that I can go home after a night out now and not reek of smoke when I go to bed.
Smoking is now also banned in cars that have children as passengers.
I’ve got nothing against people that want to smoke – it’s your choice after all. I DO have a problem with people being unable to avoid inhaling second-hand smoke.
I guess I’ll revise my desire to see smoking banned completely (due to freedom of choice). Smoking should be illegal in places where it is unavoidable for others to avoid inhaling second hand smoke should they wish to do so. It should therefore also be illegal around people incapable of making that decision (children, the disabled etc).
That way, smokers can still enjoy their habit without seriously #$%#ing off people that don’t want to participate.
January 11th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Learned a lot from this list. Very interesting and the lady in picture number five looks….um…. Sophisticated!
January 11th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Nice list.
I don’t get why people have to smoke though. It’s plain addiction, I guess.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Mmmmm interesting list. I’m smoking a menthol right now.
January 11th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
*Sigh* Why smoking cigarettes is legal and why smoking weed isn’t continues to perplex me.
Cigarettes kill hundreds of thousands of people a year. Weed kills no one.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
a lot of big tobacco companies supply free tin jar things to shops in africa so they can sell single cigarettes which are more appealing to kids.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
“Tobacco and Cancer
Smoking damages nearly every organ in the human body, is linked to at least 15 different cancers, and accounts for some 30% of all cancer deaths. And it costs billions of dollars each year.”
The above quotation is from the American Cancer Society’s website. Being a cancer survivor myself (endometrial cancer), I know how horrible cancer can be, both the treatment and the after-effects. I also have had both of my parents, my oldest brother, and numerous other family members suffer and die from cancer. CANCER IS HORRIBLE. I personally don’t understand how people can willingly and knowingly subject their bodies to such a known carcinogen as a cigarette. Maybe they don’t know or don’t care what such a dreadful disease will do to them, as well as their family and friends, if they come down with it.
I am not in favor of banning cigarettes. I think people should have the choice to smoke, as long as their second-hand smoke doesn’t affect anyone else. I think that people need to be better educated about the damage smoking can do to their bodies and to the bodies of others, such as their children, who are breathing in their smoke.
I also think it is unfair to expect the taxpayers to foot the attrociously high bill for lung cancer treatment in those who HAVE chosen to smoke. And, yes, most of those people will be on Medicare or some other tax-payer-funded program by the end of their lives. My cancer was not caused by anything I did or didn’t do, just genetics, I guess. I had a good job with good insurance, and fighting this disease has wiped out ALL of my savings and will most likely cause me to lose my house because of continuing treatment.
I really, really want people to know that cancer SUCKS, and they should do any and everything possible to keep themselves from getting it. Please think about this before you smoke. There are people who love you, and they don’t want you to suffer or die because of cigarettes.
January 11th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
One of the main reasons smoking is “relaxing” is because you are taking a deep breath, holding it in, releasing it. Over and over again. It’s like meditation.
Cancer: is simply the result of the buildup of genetic mutations in your body over the span of your lifetime.In short if you live long enough; you will get cancer. You may die from something else first; or you could live to be 100 and die of old age; but if you lived to be 101 you might have had it.
ANYONE. ANYONE. Who has to likes about other people smoking…
I think it would be hilarious if your house burned down because the firefighters didn’t want to get “sick” from the secondhand smoke coming from your house.
If you don’t like it; walk away. If you don’t like someone smoking in your car; don’t drive them. If you don’t like riding with a smoker; walk.
To me the only thing cigarettes are is a waste of money. But I believe if something makes you happy or feel better; do it.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
103: Endeverafter
“ANYONE. ANYONE. Who has to likes about other people smoking…”
What does that mean? Really- it makes no sense.
And firefighters use masks to help them not to breathe the smoke.
January 11th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
I’d like to know where some of these “facts” came from.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
This is why I like cigars.
Better flavor
Lasts longer
Less nicotine (although still some), because the tobacco is not as processed as a cigarette. (cigarette = little cigar)
I would never go as far as saying they are “healthier” than cigarettes, but the lack of processing certainly reduces the amount of chemicals ingested.
Cigars are more expensive (avg $6 each), but one cigar lasts about 45 mins – equivalent to 15 cigarettes (at 3 mins each)
January 11th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
I have never smoked a day in my life, and never will. I grew up with parents who smoked, and didn’t care where or when they did so, particularly during long car rides on vacation, etc. It has ALWAYS irritated my eyes and throat, and still find the smell nauseating. It never ceases to amaze me when I hear an ex-smoker talk about catching a whiff of a burning cigarette and saying how much that makes him or her want one. I have to stifle the urge to ask, “REALLY? You mean, you honestly find something about that stench appealing?” I just wonder if most smokers realize just how bad it makes them–and especially their breath–smell to anyone in their immediate area.
Now, I’m not saying I think it should be banned everywhere, because there are places where it’s just part-and-parcel of the “ambiance.” For example, in a bar, where lots of people want to have a cigarette with their drinks, so prohibiting doing so in such a place is a bit excessive. But to my mind, inhaling hot smoke into one’s lungs is THE most unnatural thing a human being could possibly do. I’ll never understand it and I guess I never will. This has just been a non-smoker’s two-cents’ worth.
January 11th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Sorry, but one thing just isn’t going to go over easily with me. Cigarettes contain Urea as flavouring, which is distasteful because it’s in urine? How about the fact that semen is 99% water and sugar, that’s not stopping you from drinking lemonade just because the ingredients are in semen too!
January 11th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Smoking is a vice. Lets face it. You might enjoy it just like people enjoy gambling or sleeping with prostitutes. Deep down you know its not good for you.
What really made me quit, honestly. I wanted to date this gorgeous girl I met from the Dominican Republic. Only problem was she didn’t smoke and refused to go out (or make out with) anyone who did.
Needless to say, I didn’t smoke around her or before I was supposed to see her( I made sure it was not on my breath or on my clothes). The more I saw of her the less I smoked.
To make a long story short, two beautiful kids later, I still don’t smoke and I have her to thank for it.
Its a probably true that smokers usually end up with other smokers.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
carpe_noctem: eww – are you saying you drink lemonade? How could you? It is made with the same ingredients as semen!!
January 12th, 2009 at 12:46 am
JJ – I’ve seen quite a few facts on this site (no disrespect, but I do wonder about some of the sources…) there is natural glutamate, which yes, is found in a lot of veggies and other things…
Then there’s the synthetic MSG, created in a lab with a ton of toxic chemicals. That’s the bad stuff.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:02 am
“semen is 99% water and sugar”
Then why does it taste salty?
And you know what fish do in water.
January 12th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Here in the UK the government has went to ridiculous lengths to ban smoking. There are stickers up everywhere, you cannot even stand outside in a bus-stop on your own and have a cig without the possibility that some nosey parker could report you to the ‘authorities’. The government do not mind raking in millions of pounds in taxes, cigarettes shoot up in price everytime there is a budget.
I would love to try and stop one day, when I am under less stress and my husband agrees to it also. However, until that day dawns (if it ever does) I will defend with vigour my right to smoke. It is not illegal, I am not a minor and if it annoys non-smokers I would not smoke in front of them.
Hundreds of bars and resturants are closing/about to close because of this stupid ban and it has limited my social life to the point that I (and I am sure many others) have stopped going out. When you do go out, more people are standing outside having a fag than are in the establishment. Remember, this is in Scotland where it is freezing a lot of the time, but people still want their smoke. I hate being treated like a 2nd class citizen because I smoke. Yes, I know it is an expensive and nasty habit but it is my choice and I am sick to death of being nagged at by over-zealous governments. Get over it and do something about all the unemployment, crime, house re-possessions, state of the NHS, wars etc instead of this constant attack on people who smoke.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:50 am
Semen tastes salty?
January 12th, 2009 at 4:08 am
I wouldn’t know but I thought it was sweet?
January 12th, 2009 at 4:23 am
It depends on what the guy has eaten recently. But normally it tastes salty
January 12th, 2009 at 4:52 am
I don’t know and I don’t intend to find out. There’s a joke that a professor in a lecture mentioned the sugar content, and a student (possibly female but let’s not make sexist assumptions) blurted out “Then why does it taste salty?”. I don’t dare google for further information!
January 12th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Ha! The girl I share an office with is horrified to learn she is smoking pee!!
January 12th, 2009 at 6:50 am
You forgot an obvious fact. Our collective “kicking the habit” explains the obesity epidemic. When we smoked, we were a lot thinner. Tobacco is a very good appetite suppressant. Also, can be please get off President Obama’s case about his habit? If it helps the man do a good job as president,.. I say let him have his smokes to help him relax at the end of a hard day. His job will be tough enough without Some buttinski telling him how to live.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:24 am
cigarette smoking can be harmful to your health.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:37 am
LS-MFT: Lucky Strikes Means Fine Tobacco! So round. So firm. So fully packed. So free and easy on the draw.
(For all of you Jack Benny fans who remember his old radio show that was sponsored for many years by Lucky Strike brand.)
January 12th, 2009 at 8:04 am
this list made me want a cigarette…I don’t think that was the point
January 12th, 2009 at 8:40 am
#26. Other perceived rights of passage include . . . sexual intercourse . . . sometimes being cited as the main causes of teenage pregnancy.
Like most people in the world today, I just never understood this correlation. I mean, really! Sex and pregnancy?! It just doesn’t make sense!
January 12th, 2009 at 9:03 am
85. segue, it´s so sad. I´ve seen cases where extreme cigarette addicts in hospitals have to breath through a tube inserted into their throats because they can´t get enough oxygen. Those people attach cigarettes to the tube to get the smoke directly into their lungs, it´s a scary vision believe me.
“Quitting smoking is easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.” Mark Twain
January 12th, 2009 at 10:47 am
“Other perceived rights of passage include: aftershave, wearing stilettos, alcohol, drugs and sexual intercourse; with a combination of these sometimes being cited as the main causes of teenage pregnancy.”
with sexual intercourse being the main reason then, i presume?
XD
January 12th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Jfrater: Sorry I took so long to reply… -_- I’ve heard that smoking and drinking do go hand in in hand; that a lot of people who drink tend to end up smoking. I don’t know it that’s a social thing or….whatever. I’m sure in time you’ll quit when you want to. Ha, I don’t see what the big deal about drinking, everyone freaks when someone has a few drinks everynight. I have my wine every night, as long as I’m no raging alcoholic. A little wine every now and then is fine, eh Jfrater?
January 12th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Danibee-
I used to LOVE having a cigarette with a drink..it just makes it feel right. They banned smoking in bars in my county last February and it’s still really hard. They have a couple bars with decks where you can still smoke when it’s nice but in the winter it’s really not worth it. It makes me so sad. I understand people not wnating to smell it or breathe it, but they should just have a seperate sections. Additionaly, the cigar bars around here all either double/tripled their rates or just closed. I’m sorry, but if you are offended by smoke in a CIGAR BAR, you deserve a slap to the face.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Callie, maybe I came off saying I disagreed with drinking+smoking. This is not at all the case… I STILL enjoy my drinks frequently, and when I drank I oftened smoked. (Not anymore.
) I agree; it just feels “right” to have your drink and your cigarette. Cigar bars were a great thing, really, you could go and have your smoke and a good drink without someone pissing at you about it.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
oh,no, I was agreeing with your original point- that smoking and drinking are like peas in a pod. That last line was not directed at you in any way
January 12th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Haha well then I am glad we agree (: I haven’t seen a Cigar Bar around here in… forever, really. Only on my last trip to the UK.
Now they say you can’t smoke within like a 3 foot radius of the door of a public place, and restaraunt’s are smoke-free entirely; even on a porch.
I mean, it makes life easier for me, but I am sure for everyone else it REALLY sucks.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Usually I am with people who say that if someone wants to kill themselves, then by all means. However, I am against that if their actions harm other people. Smokers have every right to damage their own bodies but they ARE harming people around them. Second-hand smoke is just as bad, maybe worse, than breathing it in yourself. And it gives me a headache. Fortunately, I live in California where only 15.2% of the population smokes.
January 12th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
I find it fascinating that it all comes down to who gets to tell who what to do. Quote from #103: “If you don’t like it; walk away.” Considering smoker and a non-smoker at adjacent tables in a restaurant — either the non-smoker wants the smoker to stop smoking nearby, or the smoker wants the non-smoker to sacrifice his evening and leave the restaurant. Whose pleasure outweighs whose?
January 12th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Shivver: I both agree and disagree… if one is at a retaraunt and someone next t them is smoking, that is extremely uncomfortable and just plain wrong. It is not fair to condemn somone else’s lungs while you destroy your own.
BUT…
If someone is standing outside, quietly smoking a cigarette, minding their own buisness, nobody had the right to walk up to them and yell at them, or to demand they stamp out their cig.
I feel it pretty much comes down to let them detsroy their owns lungs; just don’t let them kill yours.
January 12th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
I’m the only person in my family who has never tried smoking. When I was 14 my older brother asked me if I wanted to and I got mad at him because I didn’t know he smoked at the time. At that point I didn’t because I had asthma as a kid and I was afraid I would die after just one. Today I pride myself on the fact that I’m asthma free and have never even tried smoking.
Very soon (if it hasn’t take effect already) smoking will be banned in all public places in Oregon including bars and bowling alleys
January 12th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
110. jfrater – January 12th, 2009 at 12:03 am
carpe_noctem: eww – are you saying you drink lemonade? How could you? It is made with the same ingredients as semen!!
STILL LAUGHING!!!
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I just gave up smoking about 1 month ago (I started when I was 15 and smoked for 12 years) and so far, so good. It hasnt been that bad though I admit that I was only a social smoker and most of my cigs were directly related to alcohol consumption.
That being said, here are my two cents:
- I dont understand how people can smoke first thing in the morning. I know people who automatically reach for the smokes before they even get out of bed.
- I cannot fathom a smoke-free club/bar. I think people in Peru would riot if anyone tried to pass a similar law.
January 12th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
GTT: I think it is the long period of time without nicotine that makes us enjoy our first smoke of the day so much
As for smoking bans in Peru – I am packing my suitcases as we speak!
January 12th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
at #123,
sometimes people just do stupid things
January 12th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
i just luv smoking!!
January 12th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
I smoked for 30 year`s,had to have a pasemaker emplanted still smoked.Six month`s later CABG X4. Haven`t smoked since (7 years). Im not a self righteous x-smoker I didn`t want to quit I loved smoking. Having said that the chicken`s will eventually come home to roost.
January 12th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
I think you are thinking like sukrat, but I think you should cover the other side of the topic in the post too…
January 12th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
NON SMOKERS DIE EVERYDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 12:10 am
i had to light one up after reading this. hahah
January 13th, 2009 at 2:46 am
My mother is 72 and just had a lung x-ray taken. She smokes at least 60 a day, so I was shocked and surprised to learn that her lungs are totally clear. I was gonna try giving up this year, but now am not so sure. I think what’s for you won’t go by you (as we say over here).
January 13th, 2009 at 3:28 am
i might go have a ciggie now…..
January 13th, 2009 at 3:48 am
nickos13: just had mine
It is funny how seeing others smoke (even in movies) makes you want to have one.
January 13th, 2009 at 6:41 am
to the people who asked why cigarettes are legal and weed isn’t. Cigarettes don’t affect one’s working competency.
January 13th, 2009 at 8:15 am
tht obama pic is so fake
January 13th, 2009 at 11:09 am
It’s a real photo of Obama.
And I have #24. Now I need to go have sex. Then have a ciggie.
January 13th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
JFrater – I actually get those same urges to have a cig after anti-smoking commercials. It’s a pavlovian trigger I think. I am one of the only people I know who started smoking after reaching the age of majority. To me, weed was my gateway drug to cigs. Go figure.
January 13th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Heather – that is definitely a unique situation! I have never met anyone else that went weed to cigs.
January 13th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
i smoked weed long before i had a cigarette. but i smoke cigs when i drink now, probably starting my descent into my long spiral down….
January 13th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
ViewARandomList: I know the downward spiral well
Though mine started with cigs not weed.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:56 am
I have to admit, I tried hash before trying cigs. I always wanted to smoke though, and it took me until the age of 26 to actually decide to start. Crazy! I have now been a smoker for 7 years – and don’t cig-ret it.
January 14th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
I don’t like the fact that all of your 30 ‘fascinating’ facts are all negative. I think what would be more fascinating would be to know about the positive effects of smoking. One that I can think of off the top of my head is about cigarette smoking helping schizophrenia patients. In fact, my psychiatrist told me I was fine to continue smoking my 5 cigarettes a day, because of that reason. This can also be found mentioned here: http://www.enotalone.com/article/3110.html
I realize that smoking is overall a bad habit, however currently, smokers seem to be generally ostracized, which I think is taking things a bit too far.
Also, there has been no proof of menthol cigarettes having any more of an effect on blood flow than regular cigarettes. Every study I’ve read has stated that the two have an equal effect. However, I still offer menthol cigarettes to my male friends who smoke, with the words, “Be a man, smoke a menthol.” Not many take me up on the offer.
January 14th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
#33, Timmy the dying boy:
Breaking down food on the molecular level IS burning. Metabolism is a combustion reaction. LRN 2 chemistry.
January 14th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Nicotine is not hazardous to your health.
Why do you think they sell nicotine patches to people who are trying to quit?
January 14th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
As long as those self righous assholes that think they are saving your life by telling you stuff that you already know about smoking are around, im going to blow smoke into their face. At least the completely rediculously long coughing fit that results from them smelling smoke stops the rest of the crap they would otherwise spew.
Some people smoke, leave them alone if you dont like the smell of smoke then move away when you smell it.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
The banning of cigarettes in eating and drinking establishments is outrageous. It is a legal substance, and should be up to the proprietors of a given bar or restaurant as to whether they want smoking or not.
We allegedly (at least in America) live in a free market system. If there’s a market for non-smoking bars/clubs/restaurants, then anybody can feel free to run their business that way. If you’re disgusted by cigarette smoke to such a degree, feel free to remove yourself from the premises, it’s a free country.
In my opinion this extends to all substances. If you want to use something, and you’re not hurting anybody else, knock yourself out. I’m tired of my government dictating what I can and cannot do to my body.
But of course in order for one’s drug usage to not hurt anybody, the black market for such drugs would have to eliminated, and we all know our elected officials, and drug czars wouldn’t want to lose that tasty revenue stream.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Of course we’d also have to expect “the people” to take a little responsibility for themselves, instead of acting like semi-retarded and gluttonous children every time they’re presented with a choice to exercise will power.
Sadly I don’t see that happening very soon in the US of A. Something well-exhibited by the fact that over half our country is apparently made up of cows who simply can’t stop shoving fried foods and pastries down their fat faces.
January 14th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
jigga you moron, something like 80% of taste is smell, so when i go into a restaraunt, I don’t want to smell-therefore taste cigarette smoke just cause ur too lazy to go outside or wait 20 godamn minutes.
the drinking i couldn’t care less about
January 14th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
I smoked for 18 years. One day (Feb 25th,1994) I just put them down and never picked them up again. (Smokers hate when I tell them how easy it was to quit.) Since then, I’ve convinced 4 people to quit. Both my parents, my ex, and my boss are now clean.
January 14th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
“Do you smoke after sex?”
“Don’t know. Never checked.”
January 14th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
(35) Joel 13: I am so sorry for your loss. Nothing else can be said. Please be strong and know that you are not alone. I lost my father to leukemia. I know where you are. Be well. You’re not alone.
January 15th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Wow so I only read about 30 of the comments before I got so frustrated that I just had to post. First off let me say I am a smoker and have been smoking for about 2.5 years. I did not pick it up when I was 15 or as a right of passage. My first time was not a horrible experience probably considering I had been putting worse things in my body. People think smoking is this horrible, horrible thing but I think other things are worse. For instance, Alcohol….People get drunk and do stupid things that harm other people and themselves. But I don’t see any lack of commercials promoting alcohol. I think typically smokers hang out with smokers so the whole 2nd hand thing not such a big issue since you can’t really smoke in closed in areas. Yes smoking does bad things to you but like JFrater I just enjoy it.
January 15th, 2009 at 8:22 am
This would have been even more interesting in English.
January 15th, 2009 at 11:50 am
The bottom line is that cigarettes are a waste of money and your health.
January 15th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
a waste of health and limbs
January 15th, 2009 at 5:22 pm
“160. ViewARandomList… – January 14th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
jigga you moron, something like 80% of taste is smell, so when i go into a restaraunt, I don’t want to smell-therefore taste cigarette smoke just cause ur too lazy to go outside or wait 20 godamn minutes.
the drinking i couldn’t care less about”
Wow, that was eloquent…name-calling for no reason at all
If you don’t like cigarette smoke, patronize a restaurant that doesn’t allow smoking…
See how easy that is?
January 15th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
It’s disheartening to hear someone like JiggaWhat impose that non-smokers either segregate themselves from the smokers or learn to live with it. Your choice to make the area around you unhealthy to be in shouldn’t mean that it is something you are always entitled to. Nor does it mean that those opposed to your smoking should be forced to relocate themselves.
I’m an ex-smoker, I stopped about 5 months ago after smoking for 7, almost 8 years. I make no attempt to appear self-righteous. Unfortunately I needed an outside influence in the form of a beautiful young woman to finally push me to stop entirely. Nicotine is absolutely the most addictive substance I’ve ever tried, and I will also state for the record that I have tried many. I had a hell of a time quitting. This may have also been due to the fact that I also quit a daily marijuana habit on the same day, but really I think that’s besides the point. I had quit once before for 8 months while still toking regularly, and it wasn’t much easier.
What I’m getting at here is that even though I was a pack-a-day smoker, I never had the audacity to ever imply that those around me needed to put up with it or vacate my immediate area. I realized how offensive the odor could be. Hell, it used to offend me when I was a child. JiggaWhat, your slant on the issue shows a lack of consideration as well as a potential lack of intelligence. You, as a smoker within North America, are the minority. Have some respect for other peoples’ desires to not inhale your toxins. Segregate yourself and lose the attitude.
I will admit that while cigarette smoke itself can still at times be an appealing scent, the thing that stops me is the smell of the smokers themselves afterwards. The nicotine and other chemicals when mixed with the oils naturally produced in skin produce probably the most nauseating scent I’ve ever come across. Getting on the elevator at work with 3 or 4 people who’ve just came in from their smoke break can be almost vomit-inducing.
Nevertheless, it would be completely ignorant for me to say that there are no benefits to smoking. It certainly is enjoyable. At times I still feel the urge to smoke. It can be the greatest thing in the world after sex, after a nice meal, while drinking, after a joint, etc. These are all non-debatable. But please, JiggaWhat, get off the high horse and have a little consideration for others.
January 16th, 2009 at 10:22 am
One of my favorite quotes…
“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.”
January 16th, 2009 at 10:26 am
I love getting drunk and smoking a clove cigarette!
January 16th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I like the picture of Obama smoking.
January 16th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
” 169. justmy2cents – January 15th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
It’s disheartening to hear someone like JiggaWhat impose that non-smokers either segregate themselves from the smokers or learn to live with it. Your choice to make the area around you unhealthy to be in shouldn’t mean that it is something you are always entitled to. Nor does it mean that those opposed to your smoking should be forced to relocate themselves”
Uhhhh
So basically you’re saying you oppose my ability to keep my property private?
If I own a restaurant, why in the hell should I be forced to make rules I don’t want to?
Do you understand the difference between public and private property??
January 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
After re-reading justmy2cents ridiculous post, where I was singled out for seemingly no reason whatsoever, I will simply assume he mis-read my post or misinterpreted it, since “my high horse” has absolutely nothing to do with his rambling. I dare say he’s a bit too drug-addled to be allowed on the internet judging by all the addictive substances he’s apparently been enjoying.
Neither YOU or anybody else should have any say in how I choose to run a private establishment, be it my home, a restaurant, a bar, or a convenience store, especially when it comes to a taxed, legal substance like tobacco.
Does that mean I’m not allowed to serve alcohol because a potential patron has a drinking problem, or doesn’t like the sight or sound of booze?
Think a second before you make knee-jerk responses full of private information nobody cares about (as if it had ANY relevance to what I was saying), and maybe you’ll realize how ridiculously stupid and arrogant you sound.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Pardon, that was supposed to be the “sight or smell of booze” since last I checked you can’t hear alcohol.
January 16th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I’ve always thought that smoking is a stupid habit. At least when you smoke marihuana you get high. When you smoke a cigarette you just stink as hell.
January 17th, 2009 at 8:51 am
Just quit smoking after 14 years and have been going strong for 7 days now. This really helps the resolve. It is true that it’s difficult to quit because it becomes so ingrained in your daily routine. The other hardest part is being reminded why I want to quit in the 1st place and this really helped. So thanks!
January 17th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
31.Cigarettes have recently been found to PREVENT Alzheimer’s and Parkinson’s Disease.
January 17th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
HE LIT the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. This time he didn’t exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filling his body with that good menthol flavor. Some more smokers knocked on his door and they came in and all started smoking along with him.
“How wonderful it is that we’re all smoking,” he thought.
Everyone smoked and smoked and after they smoked they all talked about smoking and how nice it was that they were all smokers and then they smoked some more.
Smoke, smoke, smoke. They all sang “Smoke That Cigarette” and “Smoke Gets in Your Eyes.” Then the smokers smoked one more cigarette and left him alone in his easy chair, about to relax and enjoy a nice quiet smoke. And then his lips fell off.
- Steve Martin
January 17th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
What I want to know is, are hand-rolled cigarettes with filter tips added as harmful as pre-rolled? The hand rolling tobacco seems completely different to the other pre-rolled stuff. It probably makes little difference, but the two types of tobacco seem so different.
January 17th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
… and the smoke produced by hand-rolled cigarettes is less dense and unpleasant.
January 18th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Okay, in number 15, what’s with the quotes around the word compound as though it’s not a real word? A chemical compound is a type of molecule made up of more than one element. Soooo … pretty much everything is a chemical compound. Duhhh. And of course burning a cigarette will produce chemical compounds. That’s what combustion does, produce chemical compounds. By definition. Lifeschool, why are you trying to frighten people using this sort of ridiculous spin? Or are you actually that ignorant?
I agree with the earlier poster who noticed that everything on this list is a negative. Where are the fascinating positive facts? Very disappointing.
BTW I am not a smoker — in fact, I have a life-threatening allergy to one of the ingredients found in most cigarette brands’ tar. Not the wussy “cough cough I’m allergic” crap some people pull — this chemical makes my eyes and throat swell shut. Not fun.
Keeping that life-threatening allergy in mind, please listen to my take on smoking bans. Like cigarettes, your car is legal for you to use or abuse or hurt yourself with, and it’s perfectly legal for you to drive it down a public street. But let’s say I’m riding my bike down that same street, and you run into me and injure me. You have infringed on my right to remain uninjured by you. However, do I have the right to turn around and ban all people from driving their cars in the same place where I want to ride my bicycle, just because cars have the potential to harm me? At the same time, do the people driving the cars have the right to tell me to get out of the freaking road if I don’t want to be harmed by their driving — that I have the choice to just take a bike path instead, or even not go out on the streets at all, so screw me and my concern about the danger of their cars?
The road belongs to both of us; neither of us has the right to chase off the other. However, I think I should have the right to request that the city create safer conditions for bike-riders, such as bike paths, bike lanes, and clearer laws concerning bicycle right-of-way on the already-existing streets. To bring this back to cigarette-smoking, I think laws concerning air quality in restaurants would be perfectly adequate for my safety — for example, as long as the air quality in the non-smoking section remains at a certain level, a restaurant ought to be able to keep its smoking section. All it would take would be proper ventilation and air filtration, and maybe a few cheap partitions between the smoking and non-smoking sections. (I’m currently living in Japan, and places like KFC and MacDonald’s here have this sort of setup. It works fine.) Also, it would be nice if employees who work in smoke-filled environments could register for extra medicare benefits or something from the government for *if* they do end up with poor health from secondhand smoke exposure.
So, what I would have liked was a reasonable accommodation for people’s health. But instead, I was given complete and utter mastery of the “road” with these smoking bans. I’m not ungrateful for the ability to walk into *any* bar in New York City or Philadelphia without having a life-threatening allergic reaction, but I just think that the bans that were passed were more far-reaching than they needed to be. Why should smokers have to *always* freeze their butts off outside *every* restaurant just so I can have the *choice* to go there if I want to? Why can’t we both go there and enjoy ourselves as we want to, with just a little installation of equipment on the restaurant or bar’s part to keep the air pollution at a safe level? (And don’t tell me this will break the bank for mom-and-pop places — plywood, plexiglass, and a decent fan can work wonders; or maybe they could apply for a special “smoking allowed” permit, and screw people like me in these few cases; I don’t know, I’m just throwing out ideas here.)
In a nutshell, I believe that the smoking ban solution is unfair to smokers, even if it may save my life someday. I mean, banning cars from city streets would save a lot of lives, but would it be fair? Heck no! But at the same time, it is unfair to leave things how they are (before bans are passed, I mean). We should all work toward a goal of upholding as many people’s rights as we can, rather than selfishly only fighting to uphold each of our own personal rights.
Sorry this was such a long post.
January 18th, 2009 at 9:06 am
This list makes me want a cigarette sooo badly…they’re so expensive in NYC now though it almost makes no sense to smoke anymore…I started when I was 15 (23 now) and I’ve seen the prices go from 4 dollars a pack to now almost 10 dollars in some places…that’s why I usually just buy loose newports, which r actually illegal to sell…oh well gotta support my habit…
And I had no idea Obama smoked…do u guys know if he still smokes or has he quit??
January 18th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
great to know I live in the state with most smokers…..
January 19th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I quit seven years ago and it was tough but you have to want to quit to do it .I stopped several times before I really got serious about it . I also found myself sleeping alot .To me it’s like alchoholism, When you stop,you can never take a hit again or you will start right back up again.Think of all the bad things it produces. Sit in a humid area where you can sweat and then wipe your body with a tissue . Look at it .Quite disgusting what the cigerette industry is doing to us . They are worse than a plague. They should be shut down. The reason they’re not ?GREED
January 20th, 2009 at 4:20 am
RE: Smokers being ostrasised, treated like second-class citizens, etc. We can talk all day about health risks vs personal rights, but for me, it all comes down to the fact that you stink during and after smoking.
January 21st, 2009 at 9:59 pm
This made me want a smoke so bad. Sigh. Too bad i quit.
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 am
I’m sure these have already been replied to but here goes;
Kelly: You smoked for 2 years. That’s not a long time. I started smoking when I was ten and gave up quite easily when I was about 14 but I wasn’t a heavy smoker due to the fact that I wasn’t allowed to smoke. Giving up was easy. I started again when I was 16 and have been a very heavy smoker ever since. I haven’t tried to stop but I don’t think it would be as easy this time round.
Johnny: Vincent Vega smokes roll ups in Pulp Fiction.
January 23rd, 2009 at 7:37 am
Today marks the 6 month anniversary of quitting smoking for me and I really, really battled! I went for acupuncture (whoever tells you it doesnt hurt is lying) and so far, so good – havent had the urge at all! Im very proud of myself – I feel like if I can quit smoking, then I can do anything seemingly impossible!
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I dont see the irish in there!!! and yes, we smoke alot as well as drink……
January 25th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Yes we do. The occasional fight goes down well with a pint and a feg too.
January 25th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Oh, and for anyone wondering why people smoke, there’s a few old Irish sayings; “you’re a long time dead.” and “We’re here for a good time, not a long time.” The Celtic spirit of self destruction is alive and well.
January 27th, 2009 at 11:55 am
Thanks to all those commenting! The list is designed to be an unbiased presentation of raw facts; so there are no ‘positive’ just as there are no intentionally ‘negative’ – just facts. As usual though, these are open to debate
Has anyone seen the (better than expected, in my view) movie ‘Thank You For Smoking’? If you want to see how bare facts can tell any story you like, check it out. Also, all those who say nicotine is not harmful in itself should check out this movie. One fact I missed from the list is that a single drop of nicotine can kill a man, four drops will kill a horse stone dead. Another thing I didn’t mention – through lack of statistics – is the fact that the human body can flush those 4000 chemicals from the brain anywhere between 30 minutes and every 10 minutes – and this factor of efficiency of the immune system can be a leading factor in the frequency of use.
As for the benefits of smoking – check out the list: ‘Top 10 Things that are surprisingly good for you’ (in the health section).
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:20 am
Not sure I agree with #11. When I was 15 I was cited and my family had to pay a $30 fine for tobacco possession underage in Memphis, Tn.
February 4th, 2009 at 9:07 am
no
February 15th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
In a grim no mans land of uber-crappy blogs this one really stands out…I look forward to reading it
February 17th, 2009 at 2:46 am
great facts,, huh??
February 25th, 2009 at 4:12 am
as i noticed. you are mostly american. well. im from Slovenia(central europe).we have a law that sais it is ilegal to BUY cigarets by people under 18 years. but geting them is not a problem at all.but you cant smoke around government property(schools, hospitals, corts,…)and also indoors. so you have to freeze outside if you go for a drink. its quite discriminating actually.
here cigarettes cost from 2 to 2.7 euro(dont know the exact exchange rate but thats around 3 or 4 dollars.). how are the prices wherever you live?
February 25th, 2009 at 5:29 am
In the UK it was raised in the media that Obama smoked, though it said he was trying to quit for the election, which I thought was a rather stupid time. Still, would have been funny to see him slap McCain during a debate because he was dying for a cigarette!
March 5th, 2009 at 6:49 am
nice list.
i smoke. just whenever i feel like it. maybe once or twice a month,(one stick each time) sometimes once every two months.
in a nutshell i smoke RARELY.
i feel good after smoking but i just don’t seem to get “addicted” to it. i can basically control myself.
i dunno why, maybe nicotine doesn’t have much power over me. LOL
March 7th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Cool list. I knew most of these…as I was told it by those around me who quit or didn’t smoke. I finally quit 2 years and 1 month ago. It was my 3rd attempt and I know it will stick. I crave it everyday but I cannot pick it up again.
For those who had an easy time…not fair! I finally had to use the patch and a pill at the same time just to stop!
Funny story: I used to go out to eat at resturant with my friend from work every 2 weeks. I ordered the same sandwich. After I quit, I went with her to the same place and ordered the same sandwich…which was the worst thing to pass my lips, let me tell you! I couldn’t believe that I actually have been eating that thing for so long! Its nice when your taste buds come back. I now can taste food and eat better because of it. Wow…the things that change when you quit is amazing!
March 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I’ve found that the biggest obstacle I’ve had to overcome in my many (unsuccessful) attemtps at quitting is the fact that I don’t WANT to quit. I know it’s terrible for my health, it’s expensive, it smells, I have to go outside in -20 degree weather (Canadian winters are evil)… but in spite of all that, I really don’t want to quit. That’s what’s made it the hardest for me. It’s impossible to quit if you don’t want to.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
One of the main reasons I haven’t quit smoking (aside from the insane cravings I get when I try) is I really enjoy the social part of smoking. When I go out for a smoke I almost always see one of my smoker-friends, and we get a chance to catch up. I also find it’s a great way to take a short break. When I’m writing an essay or studying for finals or anything that takes several hours of concentration, a 10-minute smoke break relaxes me more than anything else can. It gives me a great excuse to get outside and away from my computer, and I don’t end up taking a 3-hour break because once the smoke’s done it’s back to work!
March 26th, 2009 at 5:00 pm
After a recent health scare and the subsequent research into various illnesses, I’m glad to say that I have never smoked and will never smoke. Obviously it damages your lungs, but the risk of getting cancer in places like the bladder and brain is increased by almost 50% by smoking. I don’t agree that it should be banned, as I place human autonomy well above the machinations of the state. I do, however, agree that anti-smoking legislation in public places and schools should be introduced as this directly impacts upon my health. If you want to smoke, do it in your own home and not anywhere near my lungs;)
March 30th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Nice list …
I would like to add a link to this page from the site dedicated to quitters – How-to-Quit-Cigarettes.Com.
Rick
March 30th, 2009 at 10:52 pm
http://www.how-to-quit-cigarettes.com has other information for smokers who want to quit.
— Pls do not delete this comment -
March 30th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Why did you post it twice?
March 30th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
The first post didn’t accept it as a link and I did not see a way of editing or deleting my fist post.
April 1st, 2009 at 9:40 am
to numbers 97&91: the (indisputably) beautiful model in the photo above is Monica Bellucci, Italian actress and confirmed smoker in real life. As for fact #24, I’d revise up the “small part of the population” thing, expecially if “fetish” is to be meant “turn-on factor”…
Also, statistics reported in points #14 and #16 just don’t match each other if you assume US male/female ratio to be ca 1:1.
Cheers
April 1st, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Seeing that smoking is NOT illegal for a minor, (just buying them / being bought) has been used in a point for me before. I am an underaged smoker, and a cop told me smoking was illegal for me. Not quite.
April 16th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
for question 198
They are almost 8 dollars a pack in California. Just recently, I would say around Feb. or Mar. they were around 5 dollars a pack.
April 19th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
“BS Alert:
#18: “the effect of burning sugar is unknown”
It’s probably one of the best-known and most studied chemical reactions on the plane.t Your body burns sugar every day.”
be careful how you define “burns”, and you will find that these two types of so called “burning” are not the same.
the sugar in cigarrettes is burned in a very literal way, with oxygen, etc. The sugars in the body are converted to energy that the body can use. They are used up, which many people term: “burned off”
April 29th, 2009 at 3:04 am
Yes, smoking is illegal underage but who cares actually.
May 8th, 2009 at 7:30 am
these are statistics not facts
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
ya smoking is harmfull for health,,,,,now imagine a drugfree world, have you imagine,,,ok what the different sinerio u had seen. i m busy in finding the difference..
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:24 pm
yas , smoking is harmfull for health,,,,,now imagine a drugfree world, have you imagine,,,ok what the different sinerio u had seen. i m busy in finding the difference..
June 2nd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
“these are statistics not facts”
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June 18th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Underage smoking is not illegal, and neither is possesion of tobacco for minors. Only selling it to them is illegal. Cops have tried to get me in trouble for it before, but there is nothing they can do about it legally, so nothing has ever happened.
June 24th, 2009 at 3:14 am
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July 4th, 2009 at 2:02 am
“turning the cigarette into the worlds most popular placebo (satisfying the brains hunger for nicotine being the only ‘relaxing’ factor)”
Uhhhh, that’s not a placebo, bucko. The brain has nicotine receptors, and smoking tobacco fires these up and gets people feeling alright. The brain also has receptors for opiates, but i don’t know if i’d call that a “placebo.”
July 21st, 2009 at 4:47 am
first of all, congratulations for this great work! site is great.
second: you can quit easily if you say to yourself: i’ll stop! and this must be in your head. or just start doing something that will fill up your mind with different thoughts and you will not think about ciggarets.
i’m smoking for about 4 years, i have a break every week for a day or 2 becouse my parents don’t know i smoke. i’m 16 (yea, i’m young
) but i enjoy in ciggaretes. i never smoked becouse i wanted that someone see that i got a ciggarete in my hand or mouth.
if you like doing something, do it. you can do it only for a short time
. and if you are saying that ciggarets are bad….they are not. they are just harmful. and it’s not industry that is wrong cuz’ they just making them. it’s on you if you will smoke or not.
i enjoy in every ciggarete. and law in slovenia is stupid. since i reading that it’s the same all over the world, it really suck then all over the world. why shouldn’t someone who got money and want ciggarets buy theme at the age of 15? they change it on 18. so the parents think it’s even more dangerous than it is :S. and they are to expensive
.
so, i smoke and i like it. but weed is better
:D
July 21st, 2009 at 10:32 am
my mom smokes and what i like learnedwas awsome like how Obama smokes and what i learned was awsome!!!!!!!
July 31st, 2009 at 5:34 am
As a smoker i’m foolishly going to ignore the statistics/fact and just say that Obama looks rly cool white a smoke.. =)
August 4th, 2009 at 12:25 am
I have started a website creating awareness to the people who still smoke without knowing the dangerous effects that it can cause. Would be glad if people can help me spread it.
Thanks
http://www.Smoker.im
August 4th, 2009 at 11:49 pm
dont smoke!!!!!!!!!!!
August 4th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
sup sup
August 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
diana is my sis
August 5th, 2009 at 1:25 am
hi
hi
hi
hi
August 20th, 2009 at 5:52 am
I smoked since the age of 11 and have stopped smoking cold turky on the 6th of August this year at 10:30pm was my last smoke, its now been 13 days that I have been smoke free!! I have had a very nasty cough and Phlegm for the last 6 days and I dont know if its because I have stopped smoking or for a different reason but its killing me specially at night when I try to go to sleep…
I’ve been reading a book called Allen Carr’s Easy Way to Stop Smoking which I find very intresting as well.
Anyways I so hope that I will be able to not smoke again…
August 22nd, 2009 at 5:43 am
thx a lot. this site is great with all your comments and advice. so cool
and thx a lot for the list mentioned above. i just love everything realted to science. lol
congrats sam74
im still trying to quit smoking lol
August 29th, 2009 at 10:03 am
my mom becomes a crazy bitch if she doesn’t get her smokes, she cusses me out like nothing . I fucking hate her.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Im 11 and going to try to get my parents to stop
September 21st, 2009 at 11:15 am
i have been trying for 7 years to get them to stop
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Smoking is a lot like butt sex. The first time you take it in the ass it really hurts, but later on… you want another go.
September 23rd, 2009 at 9:57 pm
I just wish I never took him up on his offer…
October 1st, 2009 at 1:59 pm
this is awesome
October 16th, 2009 at 9:32 am
F this world maybe in another life I’m DONE! SMOKING ACCEPTABLE, NOT DANCING! NICE! BREAK TIME?
October 19th, 2009 at 11:41 am
i’m writing something for one of my classes, and would have liked to use some of this information. However, I noticed there are no references of where this information and these statistics were obtained. In order to have any credibility, references are essential.
i’m new to this website in general, and if it’s anything like wikipedia where anybody can contribute, then i warn you all to not look at this information as absolute but as something that can be researched and proven (or disproven).
Proof of credibility is essential to any topic worth discussing.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:38 am
ARRUVA OAXACA
October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Amen,
October 29th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
wow really helpful i am never going to smoke ever!!
October 29th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
i hate smoking. i used to do it then realised that my kids need me healthy more than i need to smoke a cigarette.
my fiance smokes and i force him to do it outside. the smell and the taste are disgusting,not to mention the diseases it can cause.
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:51 am
I think that this is a comment box
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:52 am
See previous comment
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:53 am
(Insert random nonsense here)
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:55 am
I’m lonely
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:56 am
who wants to rape me
November 2nd, 2009 at 8:57 am
Gross!
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:00 am
hax!
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:06 am
8 + 8 = 94.7
or 6
Either one
November 2nd, 2009 at 9:13 am
@Pauly E Neuman (251): two words: shut up
November 5th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Smokin sucks so badly
its shit!!!!!
November 5th, 2009 at 9:02 am
why would any one smoke???
if you do smoke and you can read this quit now!!!!
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November 14th, 2009 at 3:25 am
Interesting i think ima have a smoke break…
November 16th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Do not dectate on how your future life will be by smoking today.Gave up smoking last week.Wish I had done earlier because now I feel rather unwell.Now I realise how precious life is.
A lung cancer patient warned me about smoking but I laughed at her,now Im 27 and all I can do is pray.
November 24th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Would you agree that brainwashing is a bad idea, especially if it is done to the people of a free society.
Would you agree that millions have died to
protect our personal freedoms in this country? “Freedom” is the most precious thing we’re TOLD we have!
Am I not FREE to choose my pleasures, though I’ve put my life on the line to protect YOUR freedoms?
Believe this! You have all been brainwashed into believing that “I” shouldn’t be allowed “MY” FREEDOM to decide whether “I” want to smoke or not. Think about that!
Does that sound like a FREE country to
you? Would you be willing to die for
a country that would brainwash others into
taking away YOUR personal freedoms?
What if “WE” decided to place a ban on your precious ice-cream? (It’s just as bad for you as my cigarette! Do you know that?)
What about red-meat? It’s killing you with every bite! What about candy? Same thing!
Everything is bad for us,
these days! Let’s just ban all pleasurable things, and allow only what the government decides it wants us to eat
or ingest!
Even Hitler allowed smoking in Nazi Germany! Stalin allowed it in Soviet Russia!
But . . . “FREE” America forbids!
Think “FREEDOM”!!! Do NOT allow your government to BRAINWASH you any longer.
Do NOT believe EVERY lie they tell you.
Think for yourself. It’s more important
than you currently know.
I don’t advocate smoking, but I do advocate the FREEDOM to choose!
If we’re to put outrageous taxes on cigarettes, the same taxes should be applied to candy, ice cream, soft drinks and everything “YOU” want to ingest!
November 24th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Good idea, my girl friend always ingests my penis, maybe i’ll start taxing her!
November 24th, 2009 at 2:00 pm
your mum
November 24th, 2009 at 4:50 pm
No, your mum.
December 10th, 2009 at 4:04 am
don’t start smokeing today
December 28th, 2009 at 5:57 am
please stop smoking, NOW!
January 1st, 2010 at 1:51 pm
@HellcatHoney (71): I think the point is… it’s like slow suicide.
January 8th, 2010 at 7:22 am
you guys are all stupid. there the best!!!! it helps you calm down and make you feel better!!
dont you wanna be cool???
January 10th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
somking is jus u now….. BAD u see u should all know this by now ur probably not kindergarteners!!!!!STUPIDS!!!!!!!!!!
January 10th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
wtf!! should totally smoke! its soooo coollllll i LOVE IT!!! it feels gooddd.. seriouslyy tryyy it the best thing ever.. bythe way i have lung cancer.. but its worth it smoking rockks!!
January 13th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
this just made me want to go smoke a cigarette & a bongload >;P how about some marijuana facts if you dont have a list already
January 15th, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Smoking a Cigarette is awesome and I’m going to buy my first pack of Cigarettes.
January 15th, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Great list , contents have numerous that we never knew…..
January 18th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Heck i am never going to try that crap if i’m going to be smoking piss!!!
January 25th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Smoking is the most absolute stupid thing any person can do with their lives. I’ve tried a cigarette ONCE and it felt so wretched I haven’t forgotten the sensation. When I describe it to other smokers (like my mom and stupid friends I no longer associate with) they say they feel the same thing. When I ask why they smoke they’ll either say to relax or just shrug like they don’t know why. It’s stupid and foolish. As much as anyone enjoys it they should stop. many “enjoyable” habits aren’t healthy and shouldn’t be practiced regularly. For instance if you see a three hundred pound woman in clear poor health and horrible condition, any sane person would acknowledge that a change in diet is in order. As enjoyable as it is to eat chocolate cake everyday for every meal, there are obvious outward consequences. Many people look at obese people and know they look horrible at that weight. Just imagine your lungs being visible. how disgusting smoker’s are in comparison to non smokers.
January 25th, 2010 at 6:32 am
@Missyhelen
People who live in cities and DON’T smoke, have the same lungs as people who live in the country and do.
I can name 5 things that are worse then smoking, right off the bat.
Drink Driving.
Speeding
Doing drugs
Dropping out of school
Guns (yes, in general.)
Hell, I even think drinking solely for the reason to get drunk is worse then smoking.
Which would you rather be next to?
A drunk, who might be abusive, loud, embarrassing, crude. who might hurt themselves badly in front of you, piss themselves or make unwanted advances towards you, or a smoker?
I’d take the smoker anyday. Atleast it doesn’t alter the persons perceptions and you’re more then likely not in any immediate danger.
January 25th, 2010 at 6:40 am
and “Many people look at obese people and know they look horrible at that weight.”
Fuck.
Obesity is bad, but saying it’s because of looks is worse.
Plus, it’s the persons choice. We are living in a Orwellian nightmare. If someone wants to live a certain way, they should be able to.
February 2nd, 2010 at 12:51 pm
most smokers start when they are teens and then become addicts/consumers for life. the main causes being lack of confidence and gullibility.