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Confucius was a Chinese thinker and social philosopher, whose teachings and philosophy have deeply influenced Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Taiwanese and Vietnamese thought and life. His philosophy emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity. This list looks at some of his greatest quotations – all of which are as applicable to us today as they were when he wrote them in the fourth century BC.
1. Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
2. Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
3. It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
4. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
5. What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
6. They must often change who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.
7. I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.
8. If a man takes no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand.
9. Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.
10. Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.
11. The cautious seldom err.
12. The superior man cannot be known in little matters, but he may be entrusted with great concerns. The small man may not be entrusted with great concerns, but he may be known in little matters.
13. The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
14. Things that are done, it is needless to speak about…things that are past, it is needless to blame.
15. Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
16. What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others.
17. When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it – this is knowledge.
18. With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow – I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.
19. Without an acquaintance with the rules of propriety, it is impossible for the character to be established.
20. To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Contributor: JFrater
February 28th, 2009 at 4:53 am
Smart little devil huh ?
February 28th, 2009 at 5:00 am
Great list!
February 28th, 2009 at 5:12 am
KLKL
February 28th, 2009 at 5:13 am
Lovely & inspirational – thank you!
February 28th, 2009 at 5:22 am
all good. 16 is similar to the golden rule
February 28th, 2009 at 5:25 am
Forgot: “He who stands on toilet, high on pot.”
February 28th, 2009 at 5:28 am
He had a lot of common sense apparantly
February 28th, 2009 at 5:32 am
I wish I could become famous through coining pithy quotes.
The wise man only… erm… superior… himself…
Ah, damnit. Maybe not then…
February 28th, 2009 at 5:52 am
Are these really the best he came up with? I always thought this guy was smarter than this
February 28th, 2009 at 6:00 am
These are far better than those fake “Confucius say…” ones.
Incidentally, what’s your favourite “Confucius say…”?
February 28th, 2009 at 6:00 am
Confucius never actually wrote his sayings and things down. They were put together years after his death.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:05 am
A lot of those don’t say what I thought they would. They project a different vision of how man should behave, a less altogether inspiring one. Of course that could just be translation error.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:17 am
Cool list! Cut you forgot one…
“Confucious say: He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers”
hmmm…something to really think about there O_o
February 28th, 2009 at 6:26 am
TRUE, TRUE!
Hi’s right
February 28th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Stevek say. Man who want knowledge, must read listverse!
February 28th, 2009 at 6:45 am
Confucius say:
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
my two favorites
February 28th, 2009 at 6:48 am
They forgot more than one
Confucius he say
“Leper who sleep with prostitute leave hot tip”
“Whomever said onions are the only vegetable to make you cry has obviously not been hit in the face with tin of tomatoes”
“Man who sinks into woman’s arms soon have arms in woman’s sink”
“Foolish man give wife grand piano Wise man give wife upright organ”
“Bird in hand crap on wrist”
“It is good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl”
February 28th, 2009 at 6:55 am
This is going downhill rapidly!
February 28th, 2009 at 7:01 am
astraya: fingers crossed
February 28th, 2009 at 7:01 am
He who go to bed sexually frustrated wake up with answer in hand
He who fart in church sit in own pew
February 28th, 2009 at 7:03 am
Yeah…not exactly inspiring or what I was hoping for earlier…
February 28th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Excellent quotes. As Confucius himself says, these hide a beauty that not everyone can see at a first glance.
But wow. These comments are excellent proof as to how different eastern and western thinking is. Only the west is able to take 2,500-year-old teachings that have greatly influenced eastern thinking, and have shaped the culture and way of life of millions of Asians for millennia, even up to modern times… and reduce it all into a pun.
Now that’s funny.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Too true Kreachure. too true.
Plus incredibly hilarious!
February 28th, 2009 at 7:43 am
For sure. I think alot of people don’t see the beauty and simplicity of these quotes because they have been ingrained in the consciousness of society over time.
And Kreachure, you spoke my thoughts perfectly.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:50 am
Man who eat too many prunes, sits on can for many moons
Man who keep hands in pockets, always feel cocky
February 28th, 2009 at 7:55 am
He who walk to airport turnstil sideways is going to bangkok
February 28th, 2009 at 8:07 am
boring once again. more bizarre please! this list was whack. come on listverse, you can do it!
February 28th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Confucius say…
better to be pissed off than pissed on!
February 28th, 2009 at 8:09 am
These quotes are beautiful and mean a lot. I dunno if that’s because I am Eastern and understand them from a much different perspective. They are wise quotes indeed.
February 28th, 2009 at 8:12 am
Man who stand on toilet, High on pot. I will now Actually read the list.
February 28th, 2009 at 8:30 am
I love this list.
Yeah, it would be easy to make cheap “jokes” at the chinese fortune cookie level, but all that does it show ignorance of an ancient wisdom which is still revered the world over.
archangel 28, I agree, these are beautiful, and meaningful, and as I was reading them I was thinking of ways to incorporate them into my life.
February 28th, 2009 at 8:32 am
confucious say…man who has wife come bitch at him from kitchen need only to shorten chain 3 feet
February 28th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Actually I live in Bangkok and most of the jokes I entered I have learned from my Thai friends.
Stop being so earnest and have a bit of fun, there is no racial sterotyping going on here just some good adult humour, if you dont like it that is ok but really chill out its only a comment
February 28th, 2009 at 8:41 am
…in bed.
February 28th, 2009 at 8:51 am
man who drop watch in toilet, tell shitty time
February 28th, 2009 at 9:00 am
Great list, my favorites are:
“Man who stands on toilet is high on pot”
“Man who procrastinates is like man who masturbates. Fun for time, before man finds he just screwed himself.”
I didnt get the last quote though (on the actual list)
February 28th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Eastern/Western thinking, my ass! These quotes are universal. Philosophers of all cultures have come up with these same ideas, perhaps worded differently, for centuries. Tell me where any single Confusian quote applies to Eastern and not to a Western or any other culture.
Great list.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Obama would be wise in heeding #13.
‘Never throw boomerang bomb.’
February 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
I studied and appreciated Lao Tzu and his Taoism. In my opinion, he was far above Confucius and his ideas.
Both were great philosophers, of course, but Confucious was too much like “obey to your father, husband and emperor and shut up”. The anarchis side of taoism is something I can appreciate a lot more.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Paceman: He’s fine by me so far. He hasn’t done anything that he said he wouldn’t and he’s doing everything that he said he would. Now please, keep the politics out of philosophy unless you have a real point to make.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Crimanon: Paceman could have just been saying that its a good thing for any leader to keep in mind.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Is it time for the Top 20 “Confucius Says” yet?
February 28th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Very nice list, I like Confucius… his influence goes so far, there’s even a connection between the masses of aesthetic surgeries in Korea and Confucionism..
A, but as Chuckles (#11) already stated correctly, all of Confucius’ “words” were written down by his pupils and his pupils’ pupils much later.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
There’s a lot more useful advice in any one of these than in the entire Reagan list of a few days ago.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
i really like the lists…
yes even the sutpid jokes.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Hey, thats more like it. Great list of thoughts – something to begin the day with. Very ironic that the page distracts from the truth with Zwinky ads. Infinite Distraction being the fools path (and the way the media keeps us glued to the TV!). Good to see that what was wisdom then is still very much wisdom now.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:32 am
I love this list! A few of them are sure thought provoking. They all make perfect sense, though. I think a lot of it is common sense, too.
February 28th, 2009 at 10:35 am
So did someone write all these down while while Conny reeled them off?
February 28th, 2009 at 10:46 am
“Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone”
Also i agree with Suskis in that the philosophy behind Taoism is in my opinion better.
You should do more lists on philosophy quotes
February 28th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Good list. Some of those quotes are really inspirational!
February 28th, 2009 at 11:16 am
what another lame list, get it sorted for god sake
February 28th, 2009 at 11:25 am
4: david brent xD
February 28th, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Inspiring list
February 28th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
11. The cautious seldom err.
^ Could someone explain that one to me? I just don’t get it. :/
February 28th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
54. Patrask
I took it as those who will take the time to rationalize the problem (weigh the pros and cons) would choose the correct answer.
February 28th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
@pandapop,
If you think the list are lame, perhaps you can do one of the following:
a) attempt to develop your own list, one that meets your standards and those of everyone else
b) suggest a list topic
c) piss off
@jfrater,
Keep up the good work, good list.
February 28th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
@ 51. pandapop
Why don’t you go back under the rock you crawled out from then? We’ll call you when a list about ignorance is posted.
February 28th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
27 Amanda… second list I’ve seen you insult. Typical ignorant American kid with your entire scope of beliefs and lifestlye GIVEN to you by someone else. You need to become educated and stop looking for stupid crappy lists about football and food and appreciate wisdom like this. If the world followed your worthless view humanity would have died out before that silly Jesus fellow came around.
You have convinced me that you are a douchebag. You should stop coming to this lists that actually have meaning and say nothing else other than that they suck. Just keep it to yourself.
February 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
hmmmmmmmm….
2 foot, 6 lb burrito at vegas cafe….
reason enough to go to Vegas?
February 28th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
54: Patrask – [blockquote]It could be construed two different ways. You could look at it and say that a person who thinks things through before making a decision without a rush to judgment usually doesn’t make too many mistakes. It could also be interpreted as: someone who never takes chances can’t screw up. – Yahoo Answers[/Blockquote]
Yes, as often is the case, some people can rush to come up with answers, only to judge poorly; and reveal their ignorance. Others ponder the question from all angles, whilst still others admit that they have no answer – and so become open to the question in it’s widest sense. The quote is similar to the phrase “To err on the side of reason”; having first reasoned, one may choose the action of highest worth – even if that is to take no action at all.
February 28th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Whoa! A lot of people drinking vinegar today.
February 28th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
I don’t intend to be mean, but I could frankly care less about what some man said a long time ago. Yes, he is considered to be a wise man, but he is JUST A MAN, no better or worse than anyone else.
I don’t want to get too “Biblical” here, but if we should be learning from anyone, it should be Jesus Christ.
Confucionism is a bunch of 1 of 2 things:
1. common sense
2. utter nonsense.
February 28th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Nice work, thanks JF. Personally, I prefer Taoism,
but, hey, each to their own. No 1 and No 18 are the sayings I like best on this list.
February 28th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Confucius says never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
That’s the only one I know that’s not in the comments
February 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Confucius say baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
February 28th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
amac: It was easy enough for you to say. Why not him? Do you really think his comment wasn’t targeted?
February 28th, 2009 at 5:16 pm
My favourite….
Confucius say…..
“Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.” Boom tish
February 28th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
I didn’t know he could speak english.
February 28th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
@ EsBravo32, oh no, dont’worry, you didn’t sound at all biblical hahahaha
February 28th, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Interesting how some people get so offended and defensive for jfrater when somebody expresses their distaste for a list.
I’m not defending it, but the comments box enables people to express their opinions, however nonconstructive those opinions may be. Don’t get upset that they werent as intrigued as you. Just dont acknowledge them, cus jfrater doesn’t need you to hold his hand, it makes you look silly.
February 28th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
62. EsBravo32 – “but I could frankly care less about what some man said a long time ago…”
I don’t know about you but 2000 years ago seems like a long time ago and that’s roughly the time Jesus Christ was alive. Just read your complaint in the Scientist list as well. Apparently your M.O. is to declare every noted person as irrelevant. I’d like to see what you’ve done that surpasses these men. A cure for cancer? The ability make a universally-acknowledged, truly perfect martini? Or perhaps threading an embroidery needle unaided in one fell swoop? None of the above? Didn’t think so…
February 28th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
EsBravo32 (#62): You should care what men said a long time ago. It’s part of your life NOW, what they said or did. Also, isn’t it fascinating, that people 2500 years ago had the same morale basis as us now? As someone said in the comments already: Quote 16, the golden rule.
Of course he was just a man, that’s the cool thing about it.
Same as Jesus, btw.
We can learn from both, Jesus and Confucius. (Ok, better leave out that nasty thing Jesus did to the fruitless fig tree, but guess he was ok as a whole.)
Actually, where’s the difference anyway? If you just leave out the “god” part, the bible’s got pretty many nice rules how to behave so no one gets hurt.
The 10 commandments, eg., are just common sense.
No?
February 28th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
Confucius say…If the universe is listing, stop drinking
February 28th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Confucius say…
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
February 28th, 2009 at 8:30 pm
confucius say…Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.
February 28th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Misogynistic guns on the list, g – Confucius was an absolute twat yo. I’ve lived in Korea, Taiwan, and Vietnam and now live in China – mock my words when I tell you that all the sexism and jingoism in those countries come from that self-righteous coont, kong zi. Mad grim list to wake up to yo
February 28th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
So I have an IB oral for Spanish on tomorrow, and I’m trying to memorise like 1000 words, but I decided to take a break and go to listverse. I read the list, was kind of pissed cuz it’s not one of thoose bizarre lists, but then I read the comments and was very, very satisfied. Btw JFrater, what are the chances that a list I make would be put up?
February 28th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
jajdude, do you guys in china think Buick is cool?
February 28th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
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February 28th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
favorite one:
confucius say: man who drop watch in toilet, have shitty time. lol.
March 1st, 2009 at 12:24 am
Awesome list. One of the reasons I like this list is that it really does present someone for everyone in its lists every day. Sure, some people may not like as well as others, but you always know that there will be another list of the kind you like eventually.
March 1st, 2009 at 1:22 am
20. To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.
Interesting.
March 1st, 2009 at 1:24 am
Number 3 and 4 makes me think of the first marathon I ran.
And to be stupid:
“Man goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger”
March 1st, 2009 at 4:59 am
jf you missed my favorite
Find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life
March 1st, 2009 at 7:26 am
“Why are Americans so stupid?”
“Bakit napaka bobo ng mga Americano?”
“Nganong bugok kaayo ang mga Americano?”
-it’s a query not a quote but I like it.
March 1st, 2009 at 9:17 am
Confucius say-Woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.
March 1st, 2009 at 9:19 am
#85-By Americans do you mean North,Central or South ?
March 1st, 2009 at 10:34 am
Confucius wasnt apparently half as intelligent as some people here. But have to admit, hilarious comments. Is there a seperate subject of common sense taught somewhere?
March 1st, 2009 at 12:35 pm
#62. EsBravo32 -
“I don’t intend to be mean, but I could frankly care less about what some man said a long time ago. Yes, he is considered to be a wise man, but he is JUST A MAN, no better or worse than anyone else.
I don’t want to get too “Biblical” here, but if we should be learning from anyone, it should be Jesus Christ.”
Way to contradict yourself there. I feel at this point I should point out that much of what Jesus taught about morality and wisdom was already written in a far more succinct way by Confucius’ followers some 500 years before.
“Confucionism is a bunch of 1 of 2 things:
1. common sense
2. utter nonsense.”
Same for Christianity. The only difference is that Confucianism doesn’t sentence non-followers to an eternity of suffering. In other words, the teachings stand up for themselves, they don’t require threats to inspire belief.
March 1st, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Awesome list by the way. I always enjoy the “quotes” lists.
March 1st, 2009 at 2:15 pm
#62. EsBravo32
To compare Jesus to Confucius is interesting. Both were exception teachers. But it’s worth noting:
Jesus didn’t write down his teachings either. Many of the books in the bible were written 50-70 years later. Some of the disciples were illiterate, so their story is second hand from someone they told who could write.
Some of the books in the bible were written something like 200 years later from stories passed down word to mouth. The Official organisation of the bible and Christianity didn’t happen until the Council of Nicaea in 325 AD.
Lets hope everyone had really good memories.
March 1st, 2009 at 5:59 pm
It doesn’t matter what name you give to wisdom, be it “Buddha”, “Jesus”, Confucius”, or “Benjamin Franklin”. The point is to learn from it. “And, if you’re wise, you’re gonna be learning right up to the last minute”- Haydn Freeque.
Tho I gotta say, I love the “Confucius” jokes! They often contain more wisdom than those attributed to the man himself! Kinda like bumper-stickers!
March 1st, 2009 at 6:23 pm
BTW, “The first step to wisdom is to admit that you know nothing”
March 1st, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I do find it unfortunate that so many people have to pop off about how unexciting or unwhatever a given list is here, as if they’re all mini-Simon Cowells. You’re not required to rate these lists, and most of you who do so are not betraying any great background of education, erudition or taste. (Which means I’m not really picking on Jajdude, who at least has a cultural perspective for not liking Confucius’ philosophy — and if misogyny makes you unhappy, Jaj, I say “righteous guns, g.”) Trollishness, here or on any other site, is not a virtue. A particular list may be entertaining and edifying to some, bland and boring to others. Jamie doesn’t need to “get it sorted out” — he’s got it thoroughly sorted, I think. Dig it or feel free to surf on, but many of us find the sophomoric vitriol in some comments really too tedious, I think.
March 1st, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I agree whole-heartedly with MartinL, and I love the phrase “sophomoric vitriol”.
March 1st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
yes I taught him well. His most famous quote of course is “stupid is as stupid does”.
March 1st, 2009 at 9:46 pm
I studied Confucius and his philosophy in college and actually liked it…weird…I hated all the other stuff.
Loved the ‘Confucius Says’ comments…got one that is my favorite:
“Don’t sweat the petty stuff … and don’t pet the sweaty stuff.”
March 1st, 2009 at 10:21 pm
“Rape is impossible. Woman run faster with dress up than man with pants down”
March 1st, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Wow, I’d never really looked at any of Confucious’ -real- sayings before. I figured they’d all be gobbledygook, like Olde English. ^-^ Seems like he had his head screwed on the right way, to me.
Really like the quote lists, Jfrater. Keep up the good work!
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am
“Honorable chemist who analyse dog urine discover K9P”
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:20 am
Got the ton! And (seriously) thanks for a welcome list.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:22 am
This has got to be one of my favorite lists so far.
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:15 am
hehe love the Confucious jokes…
Here are some that I don’t think were mentioned:
Confucious says…
– Dumb man climb tree to get cherry, wise man spread limbs.
– House without toilet is uncanny.
– Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
– It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.
– Woman laid in tomb may soon become mummy.
– Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
– Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
– Man who lay woman on ground gets piece on earth.
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:58 am
16 is not like the “golden rule,” its much better. the golden rule encourages for you to to “do unto others, as you would like others to do unto you.” and something is very wrong right there. if misunderstood; things could go bad.
March 2nd, 2009 at 8:12 am
Didn’t Confucious also say ” Dammed if you do and dammed if you don’t” ?
March 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Snowdog: Those were pretty good. I almost lost my coffee. Very 105%.
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:21 am
i love the last one
March 2nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
@ #1
That is my favorite quote by confucius, and im glad you included it into this list. =]
March 2nd, 2009 at 5:16 pm
man who walk in airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
March 2nd, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Here’s a fact for the next “Top 10 facts you didn’t know you didn’t care about” list, Confusius is actually a English corruption of his name, so there.
March 2nd, 2009 at 11:38 pm
For centuries the official doctrine in Korea was Neo-Confucianism. I’m not quite sure what the difference is (I don’t think it’s got anything to do with The Matrix, though), but I’ll agree with the dudester that there are (still) serious sexism and jingoism in Korea.
One thing I do know about Neo-Confuciansism is that it taught mutual obligation between king and subjects; husband/father and family etc. In reality, the rich and/or (more) powerful used it to get their benefit without really giving their obligated due in return. None of which can be blamed on Confucius himself. The rich and the powerful do that no matter what teachings they live by, or use.
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:34 am
I have to agree with some earlier comments that these things are simple common sense and not that profound. However that’s the point really. That we find them trivial means that they are ingrained into our world view, which demonstrates exactly how important an influence these teachings are. In the same way every child learns Newton’s law of motion in school, but we still ackowledge the genius it took to derive them in the first place. It should be the same with our philosophy.
My favourite, linking two recent lists:
Confucius says – man who put penis in peanut butter jar is f*cking nuts!
March 3rd, 2009 at 8:20 am
Confucious say – you go to jail, bad boy.
March 3rd, 2009 at 10:05 pm
This was a great list. Truly inspiring quotes.
March 4th, 2009 at 2:52 am
…Girl who fly upside down have crack-up.
March 4th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Quit stealing my jokes Deziner.
March 4th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
bigski, (116),
When I heard it originally, it went: … have honorable crack-up. Very respectful in an oriental way, I thought!
March 5th, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Anon- Im from the south that`s how we talk.
March 6th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
I agree with EsBravo32.
March 8th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Confucius say : Man who go bed with itchy bum, wake u with smelly finger.
March 8th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I say: a man with mind is a fustrated man. a man with without is a happy man.
March 21st, 2009 at 7:56 am
i say Man who reads this list comes up with idiotic joke
April 3rd, 2009 at 12:35 am
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
April 7th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
“Man cannot comprehend the existence of error, when he is to deeply immersed in it.” — Jer (aka; peacemaker)
May 1st, 2009 at 5:22 pm
“Roses on piano good. Tulips on organ BETTER”!
May 5th, 2009 at 9:13 am
retarded
May 18th, 2009 at 8:31 am
he who is gay not good in puzzle
May 18th, 2009 at 8:31 am
he who is gay not good in puzzle
May 18th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Baseball is gay, man gives ball other smacks it
May 18th, 2009 at 8:35 am
Baseball is gay, man gives ball other smacks it
May 18th, 2009 at 8:36 am
baseball is gay, man gives ball the other smacks it.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:36 am
baseball is gay, man gives ball the other smacks it.
May 18th, 2009 at 8:39 am
nice last two comments
May 18th, 2009 at 8:39 am
nice last two comments
May 18th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Engineers have a good job scrwing is fun
May 18th, 2009 at 8:43 am
Engineers have a good job scrwing is fun
May 25th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Short man who dances with tall woman gets bust in mouth.
May 25th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Short man who dances with tall woman gets bust in mouth.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:55 am
confuscius says, ” Man who goes to bed with a itchy butt. Wakes up with a smelly finger “.
July 14th, 2009 at 10:58 am
confuscius says ” Man who makes love to a woman on a hill is not on the level”.
August 4th, 2009 at 7:47 am
“The wise one hears and increases in learning,
And the understanding one gets wise counsel.”
September 4th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Confucious Say “Man who put chicken in freezer gets hard cock”
September 26th, 2009 at 6:03 am
all words
he who types will only be read
he who reads will only be seen
he who sees will only read
so guys you can read and type be happy
u just wasted 143 comments time of your life
get out there do something!!! damn internet junkies
November 1st, 2009 at 1:49 am
What we do in life echoes the reality of our personality…
November 12th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
@danmoo (5):
This is the law of the universe. Newton said it; “For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.” Physics applies to psychology and all of human behavior. Too bad it is so hard for the monkey-mass to understand.