Having spent time studying ninjutsu (under the Bujinkan dojos), I have long wanted to put a list like this together. Here I look at some of the historic myths and even some of the ridiculous modern myths that have sprung up about this truly fascinating art. Ninjutsu is a serious martial art – it is nothing like the movies portray, though its history does explain partly the reason that so many “mystical” myths have arisen over the years.
Myth: Real ninjas are a myth
In fact, ninjas and the arts that they learnt date back to over eight hundred years ago. The ninja families developed their skills in order to protect themselves against the likes of Samurai warriors. It is this humble beginning that gives ninjutsu its very unique style: escape if you can, if you can’t, kill. There was nothing unethical to the ninja – he would throw sand in the enemies eyes, stab them when they were down, anything to protect life and limb. Over time the ninjas were used as spies, bodyguards (right up to the last emperor), and assassins for hire.
Myth: As a matter of course, Ninjas caught swords with their bare hands
This is not entirely true – and the video clip above has a particular moment that illustrates why. At 07:38 Grandmaster Hatsumi (current Bujinkan grandmaster who studied under the last true combat Ninja Toshitsugu Takamatsu who served as the bodyguard to the last Chinese Emperor – see the video clip in item 5) demonstrates how to deal with an incoming sword in the greatest Ninja fashion: “Just get out of the way.” If you watch the whole clip you will see that almost every possible sword attack can be deflected (and turned to your advantage) without needing to go near the weapon. Of course in movies it looks flash to have a ninja catch a sword – but there would be very little need to do so when a Ninja has so many other techniques in his arsenal. Having said that, using claws or other hand weapons, if it were necessary, a Ninja might stop a sword with the weapons he is holding – but not with his bare hands.
Myth: Ninjas wore masks when fighting and black clothes; it is their uniform.
This is entirely false. These days most ninjas who are working as bodyguards would wear a suit or similar modern clothing. So when might a ninja have worn a mask? Maybe eight hundred years ago if they had to hide in the trees – but even then it was not part of a “uniform”. A ninja wearing a mask is no different to a soldier wearing camouflage paint. It depends entirely on the environment and the need for hiding. This, of course, is true also of black clothing.
Myth: Ninjas were able to vanish
This myth has come about because of the first ninja rule: get away. If a ninja can avoid fighting, he will. In order to achieve this goal, he might need to create a diversion of some kind, such as throwing shuriken, setting off a smoke bomb (as in the image above), or throwing sand in the opponent’s eyes. By the time the opponent recovered from the distraction, the ninja would be gone. There is no magic involved here – just commonsense.
Myth: Ninjas can’t kill just by touching
I bet you weren’t expecting that! In fact, there are a series of touches (this word is used lightly as a decent amount of pressure is needed) that can render a person dead. This is quite logical when you consider that a firm enough blow to the temple can kill a person. The deadly methods are normally only taught to the most advanced students who, by that time, would never need to use them. Fundamental pressure point techniques, however, are taught from the very beginning and even the most basic student can take a person to the floor with one finger (pressed firmly in the right part of the throat, or in the eyeballs for example). Pressure points cause a lot of pain when pressed in the right way – they are an indispensable tool for the Ninja. Furthermore, simple tools like squeezing nipples can also render an offender defenseless in seconds. In the clip above you can see Grandmaster Hatsumi squeezing his opponents nipple – the look of pain on the guy’s face says it all. You can see this around the 03:40 mark.
Myth: Ninjutsu refers to fighting methods
In fact, it means the art of stealth and perseverance – it is about the strategy and tactics of fighting. The actual moves are from a variety of different martial art disciplines. In the most common and most authentic version of Ninjutsu (Bujinkan Budō Taijutsu), eighteen disciplines form the main basis of training:
1. Seishin-teki kyōkō (spiritual refinement)
2. Taijutsu (unarmed combat, using one’s body as the only weapon)
3. Kenjutsu (sword fighting)
4. Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
5. Shurikenjutsu (throwing shuriken)
6. Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
7. Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
8. Kusarigamajutsu (kusarigama fighting)
9. Kayakujutsu (pyrotechnics and explosives)
10. Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
11. Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
12. Bajutsu (horsemanship)
13. Sui-ren (water training)
14. Bōryaku (tactic)
15. Chōhō (espionage)
16. Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
17. Tenmon (meteorology)
18. Chi-mon (geography)
In the clip above you can see Grandmaster Toshitsugu Takamatsu with a student. This is an important clip as Toshitsugu Takamatsu was the last true combat Ninja and the teacher of the current Bujinkan grandmaster (Masaaki Hatsumi – he is speaking on the clip).
Myth: Shuriken (throwing stars) are used to kill at a distance
In fact, shuriken are used as a secondary weapons – either to slash or stab. When they are thrown it is normally to cause a distraction as you can see in the video clip above (around 01:08). Shuriken come in two varieties: Hira-shuriken (the famous ninja star) which were originally household items (such as washers and coins that were used to distract and were not usually sharp), and Bo-shuriken which are straight spikes up to 21cm in length. These were also originally household items (as were most Ninja weapons) such as chopsticks or hairpins. Their origins certainly makes it clear that these were not intended as killing weapons.
Myth: Ninjas only use ancient Japanese weapons
Yes – they do, but not exclusively. Ninjas are often trained in modern weaponry as well – and many of the so-called “ancient” weapons are not ancient at all – they are modern takes on ancient concepts (such as the shuriken whose origins lie in coins as mentioned above). Also note in the list of disciplines above “Kayakujutsu” – this is the art of gunpowder. Ninjas have long used gunpowder to their advantage – either to create smoke screens, or even bombs. In the video clip above you can see Ninjutsu skills applied to gun disarmament. Notice how each movement is not just to remove the weapon, but to use it against the assailant in often unorthodox ways.
Myth: Ninjas need to be strong and fast
In fact, the whole point of ninjutsu is to use your body effectively – whether you are fat or thin short or tall. You don’t need speed – in fact speed can work against you. What you need is the ability to predict your opponents move and outthink him. By calm and steady movements you gain control of the enemy and ultimately the fight. In all of the video clips here you can see how slowly Soke Hatsumi moves – granted a lot of it is to demonstrate the move, but notice how his less qualified opponents move faster than he does and he ends up taking them down simply by lightly gripping a part of their body and walking. Much of Ninjutsu is about foot movement and natural positioning. It is this which allows the ninja to retain his balance in all manner of unusual situations. In the image above, we see Hatsumi in a very relaxed position within milliseconds of having thrown his opponent (the guy flying over his head).
Myth: Pirates are better than ninjas
This long-raging Internet debate is just silly – there is no doubt at all that ninjas are far better and pirates just utterly suck in comparison. There has never been a recorded case of a pirate beating a ninja. Pirates have a cutlass and hook hand but little else to fight with – plus lots of lace and fancy clothes; whereas a ninja has a whole slew of weapons and light-weight clothes which give him an advantage before they even begin. Furthermore, if the pirate looks like he might be winning – the ninja can just jump off the ship and run on water to the nearest island.
So – how do you know when you are a good ninja? There is a test used around the 5th Dan level (these levels are not really for anything more than rating how well you are doing – it certainly means nothing in the world world where ability to survive matters most) – this test is called the sakki test. In it, the teacher stands behind the student with a sword (usually made of wood in these tests) above his head. He brings the sword down and (hopefully) the student will “feel” the intention and move out of the way. This can be very embarrassing if you are not read as you end up with a hell of a whack on your head. In the video clip above we see students who are definitely ready for the test. Once you have watched that, check this one out to see some very uncomfortable fails. Ouch.
Can you tell I love this stuff? This is a video clip from an eighties movie called “Power of Ninjutsu”. I have included it to show you why Ninjas have a bad name and where some of the ridiculous myths have come from. Line of note: “Ninja… I am a ninja too!”
If you have enjoyed the video clips here, I guarantee you will love the huge selection of Ninja DVDs at Budo Videos – seriously, they have thousands.
























Great list!!!
When would you wear yellow and a big red NINJA headband for camouflage I wonder?
in a BIG yellow and red forest
so basically the argument of ninja vs. pirate is…
how would a ninja avoid a gunshot?
i know ninjas used gunpowder, but not for firing guns.
i know ninjas are fast/stealthy, but fast enough to dodge bullets?
reminds me of the scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy is faced with a sword-wielding assassin (i know – not a true pirate vs. ninja, but close enough in concept).
He just pulls his gun and shoots him.
now, in the case of sword on sword combat, i'm pretty sure a ninja would win
This shirt is too girly. Bring back that one with the dog in the car. I like chlilin’ like a villain.
comment cherry broke!!!
p.s. awesome list!
I believe this whole list was a ruse to emphasise the ninja´s superiority over pirates.
all hail the ninjas!
man, aren’t they just awesome?
anyway, nice list, already knew some of these facts, though
mow a new list about pirates please
pirates > ninjas … pirates have guns
Did you read this list?
yes i believe he did and the fact of the matter is….. pirates have guns
And so do Ninja. Check the list. In fact, theoretically, while a pirate would be using a flintlock type firearm, ninjas would be using modern weapons systems. Unless you guys want Somali Pirates versus Ninjas. In which case, the pirates have lost their coolness and are still only evenly armed, if not out armed and out-thought.
One question: What does ninja do, when the guy with the shotgun finds out it is quite effective from a range longer than 2 feet? Seriously even the French army could beat ninjas.
stop watching films and see what a ninjas life is about
@ BA88:
That’s weak *****. Ninjas don’t NEED guns.
Best list ever!!
Ninjas and stalking older ladies are my 2 best pass times!!
Thank you for that! Now, would it be possible to make a list of techniques to stalk women efficiently?
Forget about those pansy pirates, what about Vikings.
@ Matt1
no, no, no.
pirates > ninjas.
because you can shoot someone from the boat and ninjas can walk on water.
They’d be dead before he got to use is AnonX. That’s the point of the ninja, to sneak up and assassinate, not fight face to face.
Ninja’s ftw.
So what you are say is that the ninja is not man enough to fight face to face???
Errr sorry, that’s he would be dead – the guy with the shotgun.
I liked the list, but the last entry kind of ruined it. Pirates would own.
nope they’d be too drunk to fight
BA88: Ninjas had gunpowder before pirates existed!
Pirates have been around for more than 2000 years. Get your facts straight before you even think about going up the endless hill of proving ninjas are better than pirates.
Travis: that might be overstepping the bounds a little… but I will think about it
Uh oh this is definatly gonna be another pirates VS ninjas battleground..
Misconceptions about ninjas:
If you see a ninja, he is *NOT* a ninja.
@ jftrater : just an idea… no pressure
nice one!
I want to be a ninja…
Cool list. I love that show Fight Science where they compared different forms of martial arts and they had that one guy who did Ninjitsu. He was hot.
*can’t
(message #11 lol)
@jfather: pirates exist before the creation of the world.
pirates > chuck norris > ninjas
Mihai: and there you would be wrong.
Great list, Jamie. I was surprised to realize how many of these I already knew to be myths. Love the narrative on #1!
I just don’t know when to leave well enough alone, so I have to say this…
First, about ninjas in black, didn’t a previous list state that ninjas would wear dark blue, not black, at night to blend in with the night sky?
Second, I believe I’ve read somewhere before that ninjas became feared by the Japanese emporer, and then banned, centuries ago, and that there haven’t been any true ninjas since that time. I’m pulling this from memory, and can’t cite sources, but I know I’ve read this in different places.
Now, if point number two is true, then pirates have already beaten ninjas! True ninjas are extinct, and pirates are still going strong (think Somalia). If true ninjas aren’t extinct, then they should be sent into Somolia to end pirates once and for all…
Not to take sides… but Pirates rule more
Interesting list though.
Good job.
@ 19 emc u would probably find that specific ninja at Mcdonalds
You’ve been in a mythbusting mood lately, J. Old legends, vikings, ninjas. I like it!
Pirates have guns and Johnny Depp. Ninjas… not so much. They lose.
This was a great list. However, I think we established that Vikings would win overall.
I watch Naruto with my kid and love the ninja arts. When I was younger I wanted to be Sub-Zero.
@msulli222: Screw Johnny Depp, Ninja’s got Chris Farley and we all know how well he is doi….oh wait
Awesome List! I’m kind of torn in the whole ninja vs. pirate debate. Ninjas are definitely more bad-ass but pirates have the best lines. Arrrhhh Matey. Shiver me timbers. Let’s have a look at that booty. Oh, and who could forget the rum!
another myth: ninjas can fly
And another- Ninjas can walk on water.
The trolls on ListVerse exhibit ninja-like traits: they post, destroy the thread with surgical precision and then disappear into the mist.
I have never understood this whole pirates vs. ninjas debate. Isnt it obvious to everyone that ninjas would kick pirate ass? On one hand you´ve got a rum-soaked, frilly dressed, peg-legged man and on the other a stealthy SOB who can kill you with his bare hands? Is this even a fair contest?!?
Jamie: the guy in picture 2 is hilarious… When I first saw the pic, I thought the guy was purposefully flying over his head… And then I read that he had just been thrown by the old man calmy squatting on the floor (it looks like he´s chatting with someone?!)… I would love to learn ninjutsu but I´m such a klutz…
On this one day of the year, in honor of #1 on the list:
Ninjas could kick pirates asses any time any place
(would have posted sooner but it took me about 5 minutes stop laughing)
What are you doing JFrater!? You have revealed our ninja secrets to the world!
Bahahahaha! Love the list, ninjas would win, why? Because pirates can’t aim. Full stop. Before a pirate can even aim for a ninja, the ninja would be behind him, ready to do some damage! Actually, this is even before the pirate realises there is a ninja after him.
So ninjas FTW!
JFrater: Ninjas could not have existed before pirates. Therefor, they could not have had gunpowder before pirates existed. Sea-faring warriors have been around for as long as there have been sea-faring merchants; long before ninjas.
Now, not to play down the abilities of the ninja, which is more prevalent today? Pirates.
Which has existed longer? Pirates.
Which have more global range and effect? Pirates.
Which have terrorized colonies and naval powers? Pirates.
If you have doubts about ninjas, watch:
American Ninja (1985)
American Ninja 2: The Confrontation (1987)
American Ninja 3: Blood Hunt (1989)
American Ninja 4: The Annihilation (1990)
Michael Dudikoff could take them all… he’s like the Rambo of ninjas!!
You are using fictional action movies as a reference of how ninjas fight. Your side just can't seem to find any real fact, eh?
Plus… sometimes when you less expect it a ninja will take off the mask and turn out to be a gorgeous looking japanese girl!!
While pirates are always fat drunks with no teeth!
i agree, who cares if pirates have guns, they're prolly to drunk to aim…
38. travisthechimp
Ah but you are mistaken Mr. Travis… it was the Chinese who invented gunpowder, therefore, the Asians (thus the Japanese) had their hands on gunpowder before any such pirates.
You are correct though that pirates have been around for longer. Regardless, in a mano o mano fight, ninjas would win over pirates… pirates may have dealt more resounding damage to the world, but ninjas are superiour in combat…
Plus, how do you know how ninjas have affected the world? You simply don’t because ninjas do things in secret. Therefore, you cannot gauge how much more effect pirates have had over ninjas.
=P… Ninjas win!
Correct, Woku were Japanese pirates from the 13th Century.
I don’t know how number 1 is a myth, I’ve never heard it. It sounds silly to me, but good list with some cool vids.
Good list Jamie
i was so fascinated by ninjas when i was a kid that i broke my leg jumping off the storage roof trying to act like one!
I wish LV’d do a list of cats – love cats
archangel: I knew that gunpowder had been used by ninjas before pirates, which is why I phrased what I said in the way I did: they could not have had gunpowder before pirates existed vice before pirates had gunpowder.
The nature of a ninja is stealth. The nature of a pirate is ransacking and generally running amok. If fighting mano o mano, I would believe that the pirate would have an upper hand in that he would be more battle-hardened from miscellaneous fights ashore and afloat. If the ninja could not use stealth to fight or escape, I really think the pirate would have the upper hand.
If it can not be proven that a ninja affected the world, then I can only assume that one has not done so. Perhaps it is the clandestine nature of ninjas; but pirates are more effective.
NiNjas FTW Pirates ARE *****en OVER-RATED
If pirates are *****en over rated, then what are ninjas? Really really overated.
Mike_Dude666: After such a compelling argument, I might consider withdrawing my vote for the pirate. No, not really.
Ninjas are Pirates of their Era!!
everyone with a right mind knows pirates are better then ninjas
and 41.. archangel
remember what most people think of ninjas are the Japanese ones and japan was very isolationist and didn’t really start to use gunpowder effectively until after the Europeans came
and yes the pirate came before ninjas as long as there has has been boat there have been pirates
plus there is the inverse ninja law
which states the more ninja the weaker they are thus you just get enough pirates and you can take out the strongest ninja
now remember sword vs sword
trhe ninja is usually shwon using something along the line of a shorter katana
while the pirate will us a rapier, sabre or cutlass
the rapier is longer and the cutlass is much heavier
folks remember katanas arnt as great as everyone says they are
oh an jfrater what have you done, you know there is going to be a large debate on here
Just to weigh in on the whole “pirates had cannons and guns” debate – our classic concept of pirates used low-tech, smooth bore, muzzle-loading flintlock/percussion cap/matchlock pistols (which is essentially the same technology as cannons). Due to the lack of rifling and the very SHORT barrel, these weapons were notoriously inaccurate. Couple that with the whole “motion of the ocean” either caused by the rum, the sea, or both, it’s highly unlikely that the shot would even get close to the ninja in the first place. If the gun didn’t misfire, that is (a “flash in the pan”).
And unless you have two pistols, it’s gonna take you at least 30 seconds to reload that pistol. More than enough time for the ninja.
Pirate gun fail.
copperdragon:
In that scene the sword-wielding assassin stands in front of Indy for God know how long before Indy takes action. In your scenario you are assuming that the pirate already has the gun in his hand and the ninja is standing in front of him. A more likely scenario is that the ninja quickly kicks pirate ass as he´s trying to pull out his gun!
Ninjas vs AIG? That would be a serious throwdown…
JFrater is a NINJA?!?!?!?!?!
He has been deceiving us all along!! In true ninja style, he has used his superior skills of deception and cunning to avoid any suspicion, and now that he’s accomplished his ninja mission (which is a secret), he triumphantly reveals himself to us. Now we know that behind the awesomeness of Listverse was the awesome mind of a ninja all along (which sort of makes sense when you think about it…)
But now that he’s revealed his true identity, he must eliminate us all. That’s just the way it is for a ninja. In fact, he’s probably behind you right now, ready to finish you off.
Well played, Frater-san. Well played.
(Er, very nice list by the way
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A ninja would be rendered unconscious the moment he boarded the ship… by the pure stench of the pirates. I guess you could say it’s a pirate’s natural biological weapon — months and months of unwashed bodies, booze-soaked clothes, ***** and puke and poop, rotting food, foul-smelling bilge water… ah, to be a pirate!
55. Kreachure
Don’t think it has gone unnoticed that you were the originator of the great Pirates vs. Ninjas debate.
BRAVO!
Bert and GTT:
I’m assuming a fight on land, where both would have equal time to ready their weapons.
If its on a boat, pirates would win because they’re used to being at sea, they have “sea-legs”. ninjas would be unstable. Its the pirates “home-turf”.
If its a distance battle, pirates would win because they have a more deadly distance weapon. Ninja have shruiken, but jfrater indicated they were more for distraction.
If its a sword to sword on-land battle, ninjas would win with their superior tactics, speed and balance. The pirates heavier sword would actually be a disadvantage (longer movements, slower time)
I should have guessed! Great timing JF – still on the ball I see. Ahh, THIS is the place to end the ninja vs pirate debate, so hopefully the viking list will return to talking about, um, vikings?
Does anybody remember the classic computer game ‘The Last Ninja’? The sequal (with the genius title ‘The last Ninja 2′ was set in New York, not too dissimilar to that awesome clip in #1.
QUESTION: I was hoping the list would answer this, but I’m sure I will find an answer. According to myth, the ninja weapons were: the sword, the bamboo pole, the shuriken stars, nunchuku and the smoke bomb. Is this correct and definitive or did they also use paper fans, drug darts, daggers, and bamboo whips. And on a related note, who really did come up with the grappling hook? I assume the phrase ‘sling yer hook’ comes from the navy?
Finally, as for the Indiana Jones senario: it’s a moot point since the ninja would not face an ‘enemy’ unless they already had the advantage to strike. Otherwise I’m sure they’d run for cover as I would. Those flintlocks were very inaccurate!