10 More Whatchamacallits And Their Real Names
- Published September 20, 2009 by JFrater - 115 Comments
Nearly two years ago we published a list of ten things that we either don’t think have a name, or don’t use the correct name for. Today we are looking at another 10 English words that describe things we are all aware of, but don’t have a word for. Let’s see if anyone can use all ten in a sentence.
Use: “Nothing beats the petrichor in the morning as the dew fades.”
Petrichor is the name of the smell of rain on dry earth. The word comes from the Greek words “petros” which means rock, and “ichor” which means the fluid that runs through the veins of the gods. The smell derives from an oil exuded by certain plants during dry periods, whereupon it is adsorbed (another word you probably didn’t know – definition) by clay-based soils and rocks. During rain, the oil is released into the air along with another compound, geosmin, producing the distinctive scent.
Use: “After the bitch-fight, her head was full of elflocks.”
An elflock is a lock of hair which has become tangled. The word originates from the 16th century and is simply a combination of the word “elf” and the word “lock”. Elf either refers to the mythical creature or the number eleven, so its use in the word “elflock” doesn’t seem entirely obvious to me.
Use: “The kitchen is filled with the nidor of lamb.”
Nidor is the smell of burning animal fat. More broadly (going back to its Latin root) it can be used to refer to the steamy smell of anything cooking in a kitchen. The word seems to be derived through the Latin from the Greek “kniddia” which I cannot find a definition for – perhaps someone can fill in the blanks for us.
Use: “Tonight mom is making a salmagundi – it is my favorite stew!”
The word salmagundi originally meant a stew of mixed meats, fish, herbs, and vegetables cooked in vinegar or wine. It can also be used to refer to a mixture of ingredients in general. In a corrupted form, the Australians use the word “hashmagandy” to refer to an outback stew. The origins of the word appear to be from old French “salemine” which ultimately led to the modern French “salmigondis” which means seasoned salt meats.
Use: “We are going to climb that scree in the distance.”
Scree is the word for a pile of rubble found at the bottom of a cliff. It is also sometimes known as talus (French meaning slope), though talus generally refers to larger chunks of debris, while scree refers to small chunks such as loose gravel. It comes to English from Old Norse “skritha” which means “landslide”.
Use: “The majority of teenaged males on the internet suffer from Don Juanism.”
Don Juanism is the term used to describe an obsessive preoccupation with sexual gratification or conquest which often leads to transient and sometimes exploitative relationships. The term comes, of course, from Don Juan, the legendary libertine who spends much of his time trying to seduce women.
Use: “Can I please use your bathroom? I have a serious case of tenesmus.”
Tenesmus is the uncomfortable feeling one has when needing to poop. It also refers to the feeling of having not emptied the bowel fully or the need to strain to do so. To put it more simply, tenesmus is a distressing but ineffectual urge to evacuate the rectum or bladder. The word, appropriately, comes to us from the Greek “teinesmos” which means “to stretch” or “to strain”.
Use: “Kanye West is a total podsnap – he thinks he is awesome when he is actually a douche.”
A podsnap is a person who is self-satisfied and can’t face up to unpleasant facts. The word is an eponym (the name of a person after whom something else is named) for the character Mr John Podsnap in Charles Dickens’ “Our Mutual Friend” – needless to say Mr Podsnap has the characteristics from which his name is taken.
Use: “As winter approaches, the bear goes in search of its hibernaculum.”
Hibernaculum is the name given to the cave or area in which an animal hibernates. The word is a Latin one which means “tent for winter quarters”. It is now also an English word but has moved its frame of reference from the human world to the animal world.
Use: “Rosie O’Donnell has all the muliebrity of a block of wood.”
The term muliebrity means “womanly attributes”. For example, it might be said that Michael Jackson had a touch of muliebrity while Rosie O’Donnell lacks it. The term can also be understood as the state of being an adult woman.
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September 20th, 2009 at 1:32 am
This is a GREAT list! The only one I knew was scree.
September 20th, 2009 at 1:36 am
Very interesting list–many new words-I’ll have to try to use some of them
September 20th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Huh?
September 20th, 2009 at 1:40 am
LOL at the last one and 3rd
September 20th, 2009 at 1:41 am
I love the way you used a picture of Rosie O’Donnell for 1 and 2.
September 20th, 2009 at 1:43 am
O and btw people, Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent, David Wirtschafter. O how easily the masses are persuaded.
September 20th, 2009 at 1:49 am
#10 is my favorite smell in the world!
September 20th, 2009 at 1:53 am
Great list today thanks, only knew 3 of them.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:01 am
Thanks God there will be a new list for the day! I always had no. 10 during rain, the familiar smell of plants and grass soaring through the window. Btw, it is raining here by now so I again smell it too. No. 1 is extremely weird and Rosie O’ Donnel perfectly fits as a pig-demon. I think i;m having the urge of “tenesmus”. Argh!
September 20th, 2009 at 2:03 am
sweet list. im a bit freaked out about #1 picture. lol
September 20th, 2009 at 2:07 am
rosie’s never looked better than that early morning pic of her.
after reading #4 it just makes the accompanying picture even more hilarious.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Forgot to say… Today is my Birthday! So, Cheers!
September 20th, 2009 at 2:11 am
I knew two of these – scree (from geography at school) and hibernaculum from the books, The Silverwing Saga as the winter home of the silverwings.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:15 am
love this list
September 20th, 2009 at 2:42 am
@Norman (5): haha – I had to scroll up to check that I hadn’t made an error in the images
September 20th, 2009 at 2:43 am
@mr. plow (7): Mine too – that is why I was so keen to include it
September 20th, 2009 at 2:49 am
@JUNQUEMAN (2): Try using them all in one sentence!
September 20th, 2009 at 2:51 am
We use “femininity” instead of “muliebrity”, so we do have another word for “womanly attributes”. But it’s a very cool list. Ha ha, the text editor’s spell-check doesn’t recognize “muliebrity”! Don Juanism I knew, but none of the others.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:55 am
When I lived in Colorado, there were a lot of scree slopes in the mountains. They were hard to climb, but it was worth it… man, are they fun to jump down! You can take giant leaps into the air, and you’ll always land on loose rocks that break your fall really well.You could practice all your fancy ski moves (minus the skis, of course.) My brother, the gymnast, used to do back flips and other scary maneuvers. Everytime you saw people “screeing,” you could also hear their loud whoops of excitement. I miss that!
September 20th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Oh, I almost forgot – nice picture of dangor for #2!
September 20th, 2009 at 3:01 am
I knew scree from geography in school so at least I don’t feel like a total ‘tard. Just a small one. But at least I know the word for the lovely smell after it rains
September 20th, 2009 at 3:14 am
Honest belly laugh at Podsnap. Thank you for starting my day off so positive.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:42 am
Nice list, i loved it! I think everyone must love #10, i like it especially in car parks or somewhere with a gravely floor.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:42 am
About the entry #3 Podsnap;
Ok.. we all know that Kanye is a Gay Fish, Jackass,an Asshole and anything that you hate. There are hundreds of better rappers than him and and if you think that Kanye West is the greatest rapper ever you are a Tenesmus to the society, a Podsnap who has Muliebrity and you should go into the nearest Hibernaculum and never come back to civilization.
But my point is even if you hate the person, you got to have some respect for his Revolutionary music production skills (Any serious music producer will know what I’m talking about, Even though i agree that a lot of church choir boys wouldn’t know this) .This doesn’t mean that i place him in the same category of J.Dilla, Dj Premier, RZA, Marley Marl or Large Proffessor, But his talent cannot be ignored like that by just simply calling him a Douche.
JFrater , You made fun of M.Jackson right after his death, and now you are calling someone ”Podsnap”, Thus taking a cheap shot at a Person who revolutionised the pop culture of the 21st century???( whether you like it or not). Who’s the real Podsnap???
BTW Thanks for the knowledge.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:46 am
Is it possible to actually use any of these words in real life without sounding like a wanker who’s trying to make themselves appear smart?
September 20th, 2009 at 3:56 am
Hashmagandy? Ashmaganda I have encountered MANY times – but not your version – yes, I’m Australian
September 20th, 2009 at 3:59 am
LOL @ these words… I’ve never heard of any of them!
September 20th, 2009 at 4:07 am
@ 24 Skrillah ; ..
“and if you think that Kanye West is the greatest rapper ever you are a Tenesmus to the society, a Podsnap who has Muliebrity and you should go into the nearest Hibernaculum and never come back to civilization” ROFL! Fantastic.
About Kanye,, I agree with you, Hes a very Talented Podsnap! hehe.
September 20th, 2009 at 4:29 am
Wow, #3’s use is the best sentence I ever heard. Congrats.
September 20th, 2009 at 4:51 am
I don’t think I’m the only Australian that has NEVER EVER heard the term “hashmagandy”
September 20th, 2009 at 5:19 am
Muliebrity comes (at least partly) from the Latin ‘mulier’ (not sure if that is nominative, but still) which means woman… just thought I’d add my two cents!
September 20th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Here’s one for you to find for your next list: What’s the word to describe the sensation when you eat (say) too much dry bread and your trachea seems to close up (for which a glass of water seems to be the best remedy)? It’s not “gasping” as this is the aftermath of the event; “choking” isn’t right either. I’m yet to find the correct terminology for this particular event, and I’m not exactly sure there IS a word in English for it!
September 20th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Jamie – I do believe this is the sentence you challenged us to write:
“Early one morning in my hibernaculum; as the scent of petrichor drifted in the open window over the nidor of last night’s salmagundi and I combed the elflocks out of my hair and glanced occasionally at the scree slope in the distance while fighting my tenesmus; I heard my son singing along to that podsnap Kanye West and thought, rather petulantly, that instead of suffering the typical Don Juanism of his friends, he had an awful lot of muliebrity.”
September 20th, 2009 at 6:03 am
Most of these aren’t whatchamacallits.
September 20th, 2009 at 6:09 am
you learn something new everyday, or in this case ten things new. I knew none of the
September 20th, 2009 at 6:47 am
haha, great list! The only ones I knew were scree (from watching Bear Grylls) and Don Juanism from……
September 20th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Oh, well. I knew scree.
Podsnap will be a useful addition to my vocabulary.
Thanks Jamie.
Happy birthday Saber!
September 20th, 2009 at 7:05 am
Concerning the elflocks,I call them the “morning afters”(or for the more romantic,”love tangles”lol)but I usually name the hairstyle as “whorehair”.
If you encounter girls doing their “walk of shame” on a sunday morning you know what I mean.
But I like the word elflock, I just might keep that one in my vocabulary.
Great informative list.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:12 am
loving the picture of Rosie!! Ha ha she is in the same class as Kanye
September 20th, 2009 at 7:22 am
I like how tenesmus is followed by podsnap. Just like in real life.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Wow, I only knew one the #2, but I’m from Spain… so my English vocabulary is not so big.
September 20th, 2009 at 7:53 am
I knew of 2 of these previously. Using West for #3 was perfect and the picture of Rosie O’Donnell scared the crap outta me. Need to put a warning up….hehe, just kidding.
Great list as always!
@BooRadley (20): You beat me to it! lol
@Moloch1123 (33): Great job!
September 20th, 2009 at 7:56 am
I’m pretty sure “elflock” refers to how people used to believe that things like tangles in the hair were created by elves or fairies. I don’t remember where I read it, but I do remember reading that at some point, along with other elf/fairy related superstitions.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:04 am
Great list.
The last picture scared me so bad…
September 20th, 2009 at 8:09 am
Awesome list Jamie. Talking is my best thing and even so I was unfamiliar with a bunch of these.
Petrichor where I live consists mainly of the aroma of squished worms. A consequence of living in an urban environment with a plethora of macadam.
Also pickled Herring (a delicious treat when prepared properly) is called Solomon Gundy on the east coast of Canada (and probably the US?). A coincidence? I think not.
Like someone else mentioned – Skree substitutes quite well for a foam pit – I signed one of my kids up for gymnastics after catching him doing flips off the side of a gorge – and landing on his feet 30 feet down in the loose pack.
Again, Cool list.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:13 am
The ancient Greek word for nidor is knissa which, in modern Greek, has evolved into tsikna. It is very commonly used for this divine smell.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:21 am
“But his talent cannot be ignored like that by just simply calling him a Douche.”
of course you can accept both statements that he is both a douche and talented. they’re not mutually exclusive. he probably is a complete langer (i mean he wears sunglasses indoors). just because you admire/respect/enjoy anyones work in any field doesn’t automatically mean they have a respectable character or even interesting personality.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Kanye West got what he wanted…everyone was talking about this stupidity afterward. It was a complete publicity stunt, preplanned because of the old adage “there’s no such thing as bad publicity”. What a coincidence that he just happened to be scheduled to be on Leno the day after…Vince McMahon couldn’t have planned it out any better. I’ve come to realize that there are not accidents in the entertainment industry, just like being a wrestler, it’s fine if everyone loves you or everyone hates you, you just can’t have no one caring about you either way.
September 20th, 2009 at 9:10 am
that is cool! Come check out mine!
September 20th, 2009 at 9:12 am
Great list. Definitely makes up for yesterdays shit.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Some more of the dogs hair that bit me ???
September 20th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Americans wont get this one.
September 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
now i m getting a tenesmus… be right back…
lol
September 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am
People say scree all the time where I’m from (CO). It’s usually used in conjunction with field..as in…”one more scree field before we reach the summit.” I would guess we use it a lot because hikers, mountain climbers, and 4-wheelers/off-roaders have to traverse scree fields quite often in their hobbies. Be wary of rock slides when you’re in them
Also the Don Juanism I would think is used a lot, since everyone knows what that refers to?
September 20th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Tenesmus would be very useful for me. lol
September 20th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
“Kanye West is a total podsnap – he thinks he is awesome when he is actually a douche.”–Awesome…I’m beginning to thin this list was wrote only for that quote. Hilarious. The only one I heard of before was the Don Juan one
September 20th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Petrichor!!! The name of my new Death Metal band!!
September 20th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
I am quite pleased to say that I have already heard of one of these- #6 (scree). Although I am slightly ashamed that the only reason I know it is because of Primal (on the PS2)… Scree is the name of your gargoyle companion.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Petrichor! I always wondered what that smell was called, if anything. Figures the Greeks came up with it. They did everything. The word “kniddia” is from Knidos, or Cnidus in Latin, which was an ancient Greek city in Turkey. The Greeks offered a lot of animal sacrifices, and wrapped the meat in the animal’s fat. There ya go.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
@Moloch1123 (33): If there were a prize for that you would have won it
September 20th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
@Stamatis (46): Thank you for giving that info – I couldn’t find knissa or knidia (a derivative of knissa) in my Ancient Greek dictionaries.
September 20th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
kanye=douche, period
September 20th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
My hair is full of elflocks.
September 20th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Thanks for the greetings I had today. It was a really great day for me. Thanks!
September 20th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
@46: My mistake. You’re right.
September 20th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
they are called elflocks because if an elf was in love with you he or she would come during the night and entangle your hair. this is because most elflocks are caused by the movement your head makes at night.
September 20th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
everyone knows wat scree is ! wer i live there a tonnes of mountains with huge scree slopes made out of slate…u climb up the mountains and scree surf down them its mint! theres a mountain called Skiddaw thats 960m high that you can scree surf from the sumit to the base in 3 minutes !
September 20th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I’m Australian and I have never heard of Hashmagandy so I googled it and found its now an obsolete word for an outback stew.
How can any of these things be whatchamacallits. All you have done is given us the correct names for things we had other names for. I may not use the word Hibernaculum because I call it a cave, I also don’t use the word Salmugundi because its just a stew. Its a good list it just needs to be renamed.
September 20th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Well, Jaimie, it’s the thought that counts….
September 20th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I thought a watchamacallit was what you called and object when you don’t know it’s name or forget what it’s called.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
I agree that Kanye West was a podsnap and a douche when he did that to Taylor Swift.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
oh and is there a female counterpart to Don Juanism?
September 20th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Let’s see, about the all words in a sentence…
Kanye West is a podsnap whose immense lack of talent reeks of petrichor, that I want to scrape his repulsive face on scree while he has that painful feeling of tenesmus, and then after that beat him to a bloody pulp of salmagundi while enjoying the fragrance of his lifeless nidor, for I would rather have sex with a hideous woman with permanent elflocks and lacking the muliebrity I seek in a pretty woman I would desire for, in a dark hibernaculum even though the experience with her would never satisfy my Don Juanism
September 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
@Moloch1123 (33): awww… you beat me to the challenge!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:37 pm
it’s not my fault though that I’ve only seen this list now.
September 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
@saber25 (12): metoo!
September 20th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I’d heard of one… my friend has the following quote on her myspace page under the heading “who I’d like to meet”
“A salmagundi of bonhomied coevals.”
she’s awesome
September 20th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
@Elliethebee(76):
Cheers!
Happy Birthday to you too!
September 20th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Well, I knew scree at least.
I really liked this list; it’s always nice to learn something new.
September 20th, 2009 at 10:47 pm
Got to agree with the other Aussies, never heard of Hashmagandy in my life. I love Podsnap. Finally a word to replace FIGJAM with.
September 21st, 2009 at 12:54 am
thanks for your list
September 21st, 2009 at 1:03 am
No.1 … wins, — yes
September 21st, 2009 at 1:06 am
Knisa or tsikna is the smelly smoke of coοked meat in barbeque grill.
There is a celebration before the lent of Easter. It’s called Tsiknopempti (Tsikna Thrusday) one of the last days is allowed to consume meat.
COmmon expression
- Yesterday I grilled (tsiknisa) tones of meat.
September 21st, 2009 at 2:16 am
the other 10 machamacallits were more daily-lifed
September 21st, 2009 at 8:39 am
#1 is friggin’ awesome. Nice list there, Mr. Frater!
September 21st, 2009 at 8:56 am
Brilliant list JF. Very informative.
I hope Petrichor is available in the form of a perfume or an air freshener. Is it? I love that smell.
@DenzeLL (73): & @Moloch1123 (33): Awesome.
@Lynn (formerly) in Oregon (77): That’s such a super line.
September 21st, 2009 at 1:53 pm
@Samzilla (38): We used to call that messed-up hair look, “JFL” for “just f***ed look”! (I always aspired to have it)
September 21st, 2009 at 2:46 pm
@Moloch1123 (33):
I vote in favor of you receiving a prize for that sentence. It was hilarious! All in favor, say AYE!
September 21st, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Thanks GTT.
September 21st, 2009 at 3:36 pm
That salmagundi looks great!
photographymc.wordpress.com
September 21st, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I knew what scree was and Don Juanism, but the others were unfamiliar. It’s always fun to learn new words.
@j reb (48): Maybe that’s why Megan Fox can’t keep her idiot mouth shut!
@Zaeriuraschi 11098 (pronounced zay-ree-ooh-ras-chee) (63): My hair gets them too. Until this list I didn’t know what to call it!
September 21st, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Lousi L’amour books are full of the use of “scree” and “talus”. Haven’t come across it much otherwise.
September 21st, 2009 at 11:47 pm
the picture of number 1 looks like my mom…what? shit i didn’t mean that
September 22nd, 2009 at 2:16 am
Scree? Average 7-year olds know scree. C. S. Lewis uses it all the time.
September 22nd, 2009 at 4:06 am
LOLz!
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:10 am
@Lynn (formerly) in Oregon (77): say what?
September 22nd, 2009 at 5:34 am
A mixture of friendly people of the same age? (in simpler words)
September 22nd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Another good term for tenesmus is “Turtle’s head”.
September 23rd, 2009 at 1:06 am
WOW – I knew like NONE of these!
LOL at the Rosie O’Donnell Pic…haha
September 23rd, 2009 at 5:19 am
hello listers… salmagundi born on monday, christened on tues…..number 7 looks like scouse 2 me,lol
September 23rd, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I’m going to print this list for my next cocktail party to really impress everybody.
Good stuff, should be Q’s on Who wants to be a millionaire
September 24th, 2009 at 10:00 am
@DenzeLL (74): Don’t feel bad, man. I’m just gifted…
@GTT (88): Thank you for the compliment!
September 24th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Great List, I’d only heard of scree, though “hashmagandy” is so NOT an Australian word!
September 26th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Elflock – It was believed that elves would come in your bed at night and tangle up your hair to annoy you…
September 28th, 2009 at 8:23 am
Shouldn’t #4 actually be #2?
October 3rd, 2009 at 9:06 am
Awesome list!
October 6th, 2009 at 8:16 am
não entendi nada, traduz em português brasileiro.
October 6th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Hahaha…i like it…here’s anutha one…
the little dot on top of the letter “i” is called a tittle.
October 9th, 2009 at 7:17 am
@Moloch1123 (102): well really. I just saw the list a little later than you did.
November 30th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
‘Elf lock’ came around because elves used to not be the happy little fairies that we see today. They were wicked, and would do anything to torment their humans targets–even going so far as to tangle their hair, so they would have to brush it out again.
January 3rd, 2010 at 12:51 am
as an aussie I have never heard the word Hasmagandy, it actually sound like something my scottish mother might say.
January 11th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
I thought everyone know most of these… Guess not then!
January 11th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Knew… *slaps wrist*
January 24th, 2010 at 9:25 pm
# 7 looks like menudo to me
February 15th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Podsnaps are so common these days…
Then again, so are those suffering from “Don Juanism” =)