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[WARNING: contains graphic images. NSFW] Penis removal is a subject that needs little explanation. The best-known scenario is that of an abused sexual partner taking sudden revenge (yes, John and Lorena Bobbitt are on the list), but the field is far wider than that, as we shall see. This list is based on Wikipedia’s article on penis removal, but I made extensive searches for original sources and added extra information where available. My first draft included information about those searches and sources, but that made the list too long, so I had to cut some items short. Some of these cases are verified fact, some are unverified and some are dubious at best, so please take a dose of healthy skepticism before reading.
And one word of advice for anyone considering removing their own or anyone else’s penis: Don’t.
“Angry Thai Women Lead the World in Penis Slashings” reads the headline of one internet report of a phenomenon known colloquially as “feeding the ducks”. A more sedate source, Australia’s ABC Radio, explained the situation as follows: “Thai men and women are increasingly at odds over an ages old custom of Thai men keeping a second wife … Twenty years ago, the crime of penicide came to public attention in Thailand with the report of an angry wife cutting off the penis of her philandering husband and feeding it to her ducks. It’s an act that has now become widespread among Thai women seeking revenge against their unfaithful partners.” They interviewed 42-year-old policeman Songphong Nammwan, whose wife had cut off his penis and thrown it into a sewer. Feeding the ducks is popular because it removes the possibility of reattachment.
On 19 February 2005, 35-year-old Kim Tran, of Anchorage, Alaska, cut off the penis of her 44-year-old boyfriend, who was married to her aunt. They had argued over his refusal to leave her aunt, then engaged in sexual relations, during which she tied his hands to a window handle above their bed and severed his penis with a knife, then flushed it down the toilet, where it stuck. She drove him to the hospital, then returned home to clean up. Police attended and, learning of the flushing, called water utility workers, who retrieved the penis. It was rushed to the hospital and successfully reattached. She was charged with assault and tampering with evidence. I could not find any news about her trial or sentence.
In early 2005, a 44-year-old Chinese man suffered a “penile defect as a result of an unfortunate traumatic accident”. He was left with a stump one centimeter long and could not urinate in a standing position or have intercourse. “His quality of life was affected severely.” On 20 September 2005 a team of doctors at Guangzhou General Hospital, led by Dr Weilie Hu, successfully transplanted a penis “donated” by the parents of a brain-dead 22-year-old man. After 10 days he was able to urinate smoothly in a standing position, but his capability for sexual intercourse was never tested, because four days later, “because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis was cut off”.
In October 2004, Nelu Radonescu underwent routine surgery for a testicular malformation in Bucharest, Romania. In the middle of the operation, Dr Naum Ciomu, a urologist and lecturer in anatomy, lost his temper after he accidentally cut the man’s urinary channel. He “overreacted”, sliced off the patient’s penis, placed it on the operating table, chopped it into small pieces and stormed out of the operating theatre. During his trial for grievous bodily harm he told the court that it was a temporary loss of judgement due to personal problems. He was found guilty, given a one-year jail sentence (suspended on certain conditions), suspended from practicing medicine for three years and ordered to pay EUR125,000 in damages. The patient’s penis was reconstructed (presumably by another surgeon) using tissue from his arm.
On 9 March 2001, Armin Meiwes severed the penis of Bernd Brandes in Rotenburg, Germany, then killed him. The two met through a website called The Cannibal Cafe after Meiwes advertised for “a well-built 18 to 30-year-old to be slaughtered and then consumed”. Brandes went to Meiwes’ home, where he encouraged Meiwes to bite his (Brandes’s) penis off. Meiwes was unable to, so used a knife to remove it. Brandes tried to eat some of his own penis raw, but could not because it was too “chewy”. Meiwes sautéed the penis but burned it. He chopped it up into chunks and fed it to his dog. Meiwes then read a Star Trek book for three hours while Brandes was bleeding to death in the bath. Meiwes gave him alcohol, pain killers and sleeping pills. Finally, he kissed him once and killed him by stabbing him in the throat.
Meiwes then stored body parts in his freezer and ate up to 20 kg of Brandes’ flesh over the next 10 months. He was arrested in December 2002, after a tip-off by a college student who had seen new advertisements for victims and details of the killing on the Internet. Investigators searched Meiwes’ home and found the body parts and a videotape of the proceedings. (The tape has has been viewed by journalists but never made public.) Meiwes was convicted of manslaughter and sentenced to eight and a half years in prison. Prosecutors appealed, and he was retried, convicted of murder and sentenced to life imprisonment. While in prison, he has become a vegetarian.
In 1994, the Chinese newspaper Guangxi Daily reported that a man from Henan province was fined 3,000 yuan after his wife gave birth to her third child (a son, after two daughters), in violation of China’s “one child” laws. The father supposedly made a joke about the high cost of finally having a male heir, saying: “A 3,000 yuan fine just for this little penis! We should just cut it off.” This prompted the two daughters to cut off the infant boy’s penis with a paring knife and leave him to bleed to death while their father was away tending the fields. Upon his return, the father flew into a rage and clubbed the two girls to death with a shovel, then committed suicide by drinking insecticide. His wife “went into hysterics upon seeing the calamity, running naked through the streets screaming the names of her dead husband and children”.
On 23 June 1993, Lorena Bobbitt cut off the penis of her husband, John, in their apartment in Manassas, Virginia. They had had a volatile relationship, and Lorena testified that John sexually, physically and emotionally abused her. On the night in question, he arrived home highly intoxicated and (according to her testimony) raped her. Afterwards, she went to the kitchen, where she saw a carving knife, and “memories of past domestic abuses raced through her head”. Grabbing the knife, she entered the bedroom and cut off more than half of John’s penis. She left the apartment with the penis, drove a short distance and threw it into a field. Realizing the severity of the incident, she stopped and called 911. The penis was located, packed in ice and brought to the hospital where John was being treated. It was successfully reattached.
Lorena was found not guilty due to insanity causing an irresistible impulse to sexually wound her husband. As a result, she could not be held liable for her actions. Under state law, she underwent a 45-day evaluation period at a mental hospital, after which she was released. She founded Lorena’s Red Wagon, which helps to prevent domestic violence through family-oriented activities. John’s subsequent activities included pornographic films and a time as a minister of a Universal Life Church in Las Vegas. He was arrested seven times for offenses ranging from assault to grand larceny. The Bobbitts divorced in 1995 and met for the first time since on a TV program in May 2009. On the show, John apologized to Lorena for the way he treated her during their marriage, and Lorena claimed that John still loved her because he has continued to send her Valentine’s Day cards and flowers.
At some time before February 1977, a mentally-disturbed 21-year-old American man who was obsessed with guilt feelings about his sexual desires amputated his penis with a straight razor. He walked to his local hospital with the severed part. The bleeding was controlled and the penis was placed on ice, and he was transferred to Massachusetts General Hospital. After psychiatric consultation, he was operated on by a combined plastic surgery and urology team led by Drs Hugh Young II, John Daly, Benjamin Cohen and James May, resulting in the first documented case of a completely successful penis replantation, restoring full function.
Bruce Reimer was born in Winnipeg, Manitoba in 1965. At the age of 6 months, he was diagnosed with phimosis (an unretractable foreskin), and referred for a circumcision. On 27 April 1966, an inexperienced doctor performed the operation using the unconventional method of electro-cauterization. The procedure went drastically wrong, and Bruce’s penis was burned beyond surgical repair. Dr John Money, a psychologist at Baltimore’s Johns Hopkins Medical Center, believed that Bruce would be more likely to achieve successful, functional sexual maturation as a girl than as a boy and recommended a sex reassignment. At the age of 22 months, Bruce’s testes were surgically removed. He was renamed Brenda, and afterwards raised as a girl. Money continued treatment and assessment, and for several years reported on the case, describing apparently successful female gender development, and using this case to support his theories of gender identity and reassignment.
Contrary to Money’s positive reports, Reimer never identified as female. He was ostracized and bullied, and in his mid-teens became suicidally depressed. In 1980, his parents told him the truth, and he decided to identify as male, calling himself David. He underwent surgical re-reassignment, and later married a woman and became stepfather to her children. His case came to international attention in 1997 through the efforts of academic sexologist Milton Diamond and author John Colapinto, who wrote a book As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl. Revenues from the book gave David financial security but his problems continued. As well as his difficult relationship with his parents, he had to deal with the death of his brother, unemployment and separation from his wife. On 5 May 2004 he committed suicide by gunshot. Money died in 2006.
On 18 May 1936, Kichizo Ishida was erotically asphyxiated by his girlfriend Sada Abe in a teahouse in Ogu, Japan. She then severed his penis and testicles. Abe had been a prostitute for most of her adult life. One of her clients suggested that she could become financially independent by opening a small restaurant and recommended that she start as an apprentice in such a business. On 1 February 1936 she began to work at a restaurant owned by Ishida, a married man and a known womanizer. Ishida soon began making advances towards Abe and by mid-April they were lovers. They had several marathon love-making sessions in teahouses (the contemporary equivalent of a love hotel). When Ishida returned to his wife, Abe became agitated and began drinking excessively.
They met again and during their love-making discovered that strangling each other during orgasm increased their pleasure. Early one morning, as Ishida was asleep, Abe wrapped her obi sash around his neck and strangled him to death. After lying with his body for a few hours, she severed his genitalia with a kitchen knife, wrapped them in a magazine cover and kept them until being arrested three days later. She was tried and convicted of second degree murder and sentenced to six years in prison. Ishida’s penis and testicles were moved to Tokyo University Medical School’s pathology museum. They were put on public display not long after the end of World War II but have since disappeared. After her release from prison Abe alternately courted and shunned publicity before disappearing from public view in 1970 and presumably dying at some time after that.
In 1930-1 Einar Mogens Wegener, a successful artist, became the first identified recipient of male to female sex reassignment surgery. Probably intersexual, he identified as male for most of his life, but had a feminine body and facial features, and when in public as a man was often taken for a young woman in trousers masquerading as a man. He married a fellow painter, Gerda Gottlieb. Posing as a (female) model for Gerda, he discovered a propensity towards female dress, and Gerda’s paintings of him (as a woman) gained some acclaim. He began to identify as female and present publicly as a woman, renaming himself “Lili Elbe”.
In 1930 she went to Germany for surgery, which was only in an experimental state at the time. Five operations were carried out over two years. The first surgery, removal of the testicles, was made under the supervision of sexologist Magnus Hirschfeld in Berlin. The rest were carried out by Dr Warnekros at the Dresden Municipal Women’s Clinic. The second operation was to remove the penis, and to transplant ovaries, which were taken from a 26-year-old woman. These were soon removed in the third and fourth operations, due to rejection and other serious complications. The fifth operation was to transplant a uterus and was intended to allow Elbe, then nearing the age of 50, to become a mother, but complications set in and she died three months later.
On 16 December 1916 OS (29 December NS) Grigori Rasputin was killed by a group of noblemen who feared his influence over Tsarina Alexandra. Details of the killing are confused and still subject to debate, but a generally accepted version is that the conspirators lured Rasputin to the house of one of them, where they poisoned him, shot him, beat him, cut off his penis, tied him up and threw him into an icy river. The official cause of death was drowning. According to some accounts, the penis has since been in the keeping of a maid who discovered it at the murder site, a group of female Russian expatriates living in Paris, Rasputin’s daughter Marie, an antiques dealer and an auction house, who ascertained that it was, in fact, a sea cucumber. According to another account, it has recently been acquired by a museum of erotica in St Petersburg.
In 1902, William Chester Minor, an American surgeon and amateur lexicographer, cut off his penis (which he regarded as the cause of his impure thoughts) in his cell in the Broadmoor Criminal Lunatic Asylum, Berkshire, England. He had been born into a strict missionary family in Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) and trained as a surgeon at Yale. He served as a doctor in the Union Army during the American Civil War, where his experiences (which included branding deserters) exacerbated his already fragile state of mind. He developed a condition which was later diagnosed as schizophrenia. He was allowed to resign from the army and moved to London, where, in a state of paranoid delusion, shot and killed an innocent man who just happened to be walking behind him.
He was found not guilty of murder by reason of insanity and confined in Broadmoor. As a gentleman with a private income, he was allowed special privileges, and built up an extensive personal library. He learned of the project to publish the Oxford English Dictionary, and turned his mind to find and cite illustrative quotations for rare words. He become a major contributor to the project and developed a friendship with Dr James Murray, the editor of the dictionary. Minor’s and Murray’s lives, the dictionary project and the self-severing are reported in an excellent and meticulously researched book, The Surgeon of Crowthorne (UK) / The Professor and the Madman (USA) by Simon Winchester.
Fact 1: On 5 May 1821, Napoleon Bonaparte died on St Helena. Fact 2: Since 1916, something claimed to be his penis has been bought and sold by collectors. It was last reliably known to be in the possession of an American urologist in 1987. The day after Napoleon’s death, his doctor performed an autopsy, witnessed by 17 people, including seven English doctors, a priest and Napoleon’s manservant. Various body parts were removed. Napoleon’s penis was described as “small”, but no eyewitness mentioned that it was removed. In 1852, the manservant claimed that he and the priest removed parts of Napoleon’s body during the autopsy, but didn’t specify which. (But surely a priest and a manservant removing body parts during an autopsy would have been noticed!) The priest, who administered the last rites and conducted the funeral, was given (or otherwise came into possession of) various “personal effects”. How “personal”?
The priest’s collection of Napoleonic effects remained in his family until 1916, when it was sold to an English bookselling firm. In 1924, they sold it to a collector from Philadelphia. In 1927 it was displayed at the Museum of French Art in New York. It was described officially as a “mummified tendon” and unofficially as “one inch long and resembling a grape”. The collection was bought and sold several more times before the whatever was purchased by Dr John Lattimer, professor of urology at Columbia University and an impeccably credentialled and experienced medical man who must be presumed to be able to recognize a penis when he saw one. He acknowledged having it in 1987. He died in 2007 and apparently his family still has it.
Osiris was the Egyptian god of the afterlife and the underworld. Isis was his sister/wife, and goddess of motherhood and magic. Their brother Set, god of chaos, was jealous of him, and plotted to kill him. One form of the myth tells that Set trapped Osiris in a wooden sarcophagus and threw it into the Nile. It floated down the Nile to the coast of Byblos (modern-day Lebanon), where Isis found it. She brought the body back to Egypt and buried it. Set found the body, cut it into fourteen parts and scattered them across Egypt. Isis found and put together thirteen parts, but was unable to find the penis, which had been eaten by a fish. Instead, she fashioned a phallus out of gold and sang a song around Osiris until he came back to life. They conceived Horus, the god of the sky and vengeance.
1 darb
January 16th, 2010 at 1:39 am
MAN this making my penis soft
2 b-rad enfield
January 16th, 2010 at 1:40 am
ouch
3 allie80
January 16th, 2010 at 1:41 am
Who knew this occured so often!!!
4 QND
January 16th, 2010 at 1:42 am
tasteful list
5 sgcvelasco
January 16th, 2010 at 1:55 am
Funny how something like “it” would illicit so much emotion.
6 kate
January 16th, 2010 at 1:55 am
lolllll at the icon by the list name
7 Roshy
January 16th, 2010 at 2:02 am
ahh good ol internet, how else would u get information on such a pressing issue.
8 deezer
January 16th, 2010 at 2:09 am
OMG!!! I don’t know what to say about this list. Loved it, loved it, loved it!!!! Probably won’t show this to my husband. Thanks………. I’m gonna go back and read it again.
9 Karl
January 16th, 2010 at 2:12 am
Thank goodness I still have one.
10 meiz
January 16th, 2010 at 2:15 am
No 10 and 7 is so sad.. no 11 is creepy
11 Jono
January 16th, 2010 at 2:17 am
There was another thai case a few years ago where the woman threw it into boiling oil or boiled it in water.
There was a testicular removal case that was quite notable where a drunk soccer fan bet on his testicles that his team wouldn’t lose, and, they did lose, and he lost too, his testicles.
12 Kemutologist
January 16th, 2010 at 2:36 am
No.4-What a giant dick?! No.2-Don’t you think Napoleon looks like a girl? No.1-SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS LIST.JUST A MYTH!!
13 agginym
January 16th, 2010 at 2:44 am
Jesus Christ…
14 eccentric
January 16th, 2010 at 2:48 am
geez… this list makes me touch my penis everytime i see stories of their wives cutting it off!
15 Metalwrath
January 16th, 2010 at 2:48 am
A woman cutting a man’s penis off just because she’s pissed at him is probably the meanest psychopathic thing she could do to a man (but in case of retribution for rape, I guess its justified).
I mean honestly, a man has no life without his penis :p Cutting a woman’s breasts off is pretty hardcore, but still not as bad!
Anyway, interesting list.
16 Romanov Konstantine
January 16th, 2010 at 2:56 am
Awesome list
17 Jediknight
January 16th, 2010 at 2:57 am
Ouch
18 Kerschti
January 16th, 2010 at 2:59 am
you can add me to the list!
19 Wrichik
January 16th, 2010 at 3:12 am
Listverse just keeps getting grosser. I thought this was as gross as it was going to get : http://listverse.com/2010/01/13/top-10-most-horrific-parasite-infections but this list makes that one look like a list of top 10 ice-cream flavors.
Have you guys seen “Teeth” ?
20 ianz09
January 16th, 2010 at 3:17 am
No BME Pain Olympics? For shame. By the way, do NOT look up that video. I think anyone reading this comment on this list will be intelligent enough to realize what that video depicts. If your curiosity runs rampant and you DO look it, you have been warned, and neither I nor anyone else can be held responsible.
21 sg
January 16th, 2010 at 3:27 am
i think this list was very well written. thank you for not doing the typical trans-slander. for the one transgender (but prob. intersex) case on the list you used correct pronouns. thanks!
22 astraya
January 16th, 2010 at 4:14 am
Hey, wow!
Thanks for photos, Jamie.
It’s late night in Aus and I’m going to be busy all day tomorrow, so I won’t be able to respond to the (hopefully favourable) comments for a while. (And I have to hide this from my wife!)
@sg (20): Thanks. I was careful, but I wasn’t quite sure that I’d got it right. “He” when “he” identified as a male and “she” when “she” identified as a female seemed reasonable.
23 Jojo
January 16th, 2010 at 4:41 am
@astraya (21): You may have to hide this list from your wife but you couldn’t hide it from your sister! Very interesting and well written. Well done!
@meiz (10): I agree, 7 & 10 are very sad. I had read the book about David Reimer in 10. For me, item 7 is particularly poignant.
24 sheila
January 16th, 2010 at 5:11 am
interesting list, albeit a very disturbing one
25 undaunted warrior
January 16th, 2010 at 5:19 am
Well written astraya
@Jojo(23) A wee bit of blackmail might be the order of the day.
26 oouchan
January 16th, 2010 at 5:34 am
Awesome list, astraya! Well written and kept me glued to my computer while reading.
I knew of some of these, but 11 was just sick. ewww. I felt bad for number 12 and 7. What an awful thing they had to go through.
27 frostybabygurl
January 16th, 2010 at 5:51 am
Great list!!! Well written
28 leo
January 16th, 2010 at 6:07 am
how can a reattached penis still be “fully operational”?? How do the nerves join up?? Does it still feel good etc??
29 prada
January 16th, 2010 at 6:31 am
I want to mention that Dr. Naum Ciomu, from romanian case[no.12], regained his right to practice medicine…unbelievable…
30 Ameeelia
January 16th, 2010 at 6:36 am
They made a movie on the case of Kichizo Ishida, named “L’empire des sens” from 1976. Really perturbing.
31 Annonymous for OBVIOUS REASONS
January 16th, 2010 at 6:39 am
I have a serious question. The choking during sex… is that normal. My ex liked me doing that, but I was always uncomfortable with it. Whenever i did it during sex, she got sooo turned on, and moaned very loudly.
Also, she liked choking on my penis.. like actually to the point where it hit the back of her throat and makes her cough. This turned her on, so she would cough, then moan…is this normal?
32 E. Coli
January 16th, 2010 at 6:51 am
11 in a row!! Is someone trying to suggest something by putting Asians in this list but not in any other list??
33 Voltaire
January 16th, 2010 at 6:53 am
@astraya (22):
Awesome list. Very well written too.
34 Mark
January 16th, 2010 at 6:58 am
@anon (31)
Hmmm…this requires further investigation…what’s her number?
True story about John Wayne Bobbit:
A team of officers was sent to the field to find the severed penis. Upon delivering it to the ER, one says “I don’t know if it’s the right one, but it’s the only one we found.”
True story; I read it in the local (northern VA) paper myself right after it happened.
35 YoungAnabaptistRadical
January 16th, 2010 at 7:19 am
@Wrichik (19): “Teeth” was messed up – I must admit that’s what I thought of when I read about “feeding the ducks.” Made me think of that awful scene with the dog!
36 Cubone
January 16th, 2010 at 7:27 am
OMG. I don’t feel so good.
37 shadydeathrow
January 16th, 2010 at 7:36 am
another good ol’ list of removed penis, just like old times
38 gabi319
January 16th, 2010 at 7:51 am
There I was just talking about penile removals and Listverse puts this list up! It’s like you’re reading my mind, astraya and yes, my mind’s thinking about penis removal.
I felt a little creeped out when looking at the picture for item four. The woman looks a little TOO pleased while looking at Rasputin’s joystick.
39 Hogarth
January 16th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Shite.
40 Wrichik
January 16th, 2010 at 8:51 am
@YoungAnabaptistRadical (35): The concept did open up a lot of possibilities though. With enough teeth there and excellent control over her queefing abilities, a woman could have a second organ for speech. The tongue would require a little improv though.
Now that we have a penis removal list, is a top 15 castrations list in the making ? We can start compiling it right now, right here in the comments.
41 Wrichik
January 16th, 2010 at 8:52 am
If the sea cucumber theory on #4 is correct then before long pet shops are going to have a whole new market to cater to.
42 Disc Huker
January 16th, 2010 at 9:17 am
suspended sentence?!?!?!?!
where are the cries of injustice that were so loud on the death penalty list?
43 randomprecision24
January 16th, 2010 at 9:48 am
oh god Astraya, did you really need pictures? ahhhh
ok good, we’re still all here.
44 mathilda2
January 16th, 2010 at 10:39 am
This list is great – interesting, well researched and very well written. Number 7 is so sad. I saw a program on gender indeterminate people in which Mr. Reimer was discussed. If I remember correctly the latest thinking is to attempt to not force a gender indeterminate child into a role as either a boy or a girl, but to attempt to wait until they identify themselves as one or the other.
Unfortunately my husband walked by while I was reading it; I hope he does not end up sleeping with one eye open for the next few nights.
45 ianz09
January 16th, 2010 at 11:02 am
Astraya, I have to add, this list was atrocious! Not because it sucked. Regarding quality, creativity, entertainment value, and how interesting it was, it was top par. Better written than most lists lately. But anything regarding penis removal is utterly atrocious. In all seriousness, though, good list. Is this your first?
46 big bri
January 16th, 2010 at 11:22 am
If my wife cut off my penis,I’d have her die a slow death.
47 deeeziner
January 16th, 2010 at 11:31 am
You have a fine list, Astraya. It’s really big, and I’m not just saying that. (Eyes demurely downcast.)
So apparently Osiris was the big cheese at the head of all that phallic worship in Ancient Egypt.
#13 left me wondering about all the time and expense involved with the original transplant, as well as the waste of a perfectly good penis. Too bad he and his wife couldn’t wrap their minds around it.
Thanks for the interesting, if somewhat sensitive read this morning.
48 Some Guy in NEPA
January 16th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
I’ve made up my mind. I’m definitely ordering a hamburger on my next trip to Nathan’s.
49 Maggot
January 16th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
@gabi319 (38): my mind’s thinking about penis removal.
Note to self: never offer gabi a penny for her thoughts.
50 Maggot
January 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
By the way, is it just me, or is there something funny about the names “Bobbitt” and “Bonaparte”?
51 Vear Lynn
January 16th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Im very glad Im a girl.
52 Vera Lynn
January 16th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Um Yeah. I spelled my nic wrong.
53 Vera Lynn
January 16th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Maggot (50) Bobbitt especially. I always thought so.
54 taaz
January 16th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
damnit, you did it again JF!
nice list!
but I dont like this stuff bout penis removal, it just doesent feel right.
55 bassbait
January 16th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
@ Vera Lynn (51)
Yep, you don’t have to worry about this…
And then all you have to do is go look up “Jack the Ripper” and remember that men aren’t the only ones who have their genitals mangled…
moral of the story: life is hard no matter who you are.
56 astraya
January 16th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@ random (43): Jamie found the pictures. I would have chosen pictures that were just a little bit more circumspect.
NB There should be the standard Wikipedia usage acknowledgment attached to this list.
57 the cloaked schemer
January 16th, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Rasputin…. that is just one intimidating piece of anatomy. I know its a bit smaller than that (the water magnifies it a bit.) Wow, just wow.
58 Vera Lynn
January 16th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
bassbait (55) Theres also female genital mutilation. It would absolutely suck if orgasms were out of the picture. No pun intended on the word “suck.”
59 rocknopera
January 16th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
What about that dude from the pain olympics? That would have been my number 1.
60 CandJ
January 16th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
seems like the pretty lady is enjoying the mad monks member alittle bit
lol
61 trfan
January 16th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Ooooookay, now I’ve had my pre-wedding anatomy lesson and for free, thank you much. (Yes, I’m a woman and engaged.)
And if we’re talking about mythological castration as in #1, what about the birth of Aphrodite/Venus from Cronus’s penis (I think?) being tossed in the water?
62 Casualreader
January 16th, 2010 at 4:34 pm
Under the circumcisionstances someone should surely make a movie about sad example 5 called ‘Dickless in Dresden’.
63 blacksunshine
January 16th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I laughed so hard at the end of number 11: he became a vegetarian.
64 Mindseye
January 16th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
In Greek mythology the Titan Chronos cut off his father’s penis in order to escape his mother Gaia’s womb. He then went on to be ruler of the Greek Gods.
65 psy333che
January 16th, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I really love the internet especially for info like this and also getting a daily list in my mailbox
This one seemed odd but most of all I notice that the responses are mostly from men….
Reality…. gotta love it….
66 Diogenes
January 16th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Oh, you’ve certainly come a long way (no pun intended) since your “Great Choral Works From Before 1750″ list.
For me what immediately stuck out (no pun intended) was the thought that nothing could really top your opening line here,
“Penis removal is a subject that needs little explanation”
I mean, why should I even read on.
what? for the good lord’s sake?
but you know…I had to copy/paste that quote which means I had to scroll all the way up past the list and I tried to scroll quick and blur my eyes so that nothing sacred would be tarnished and within that blur of a scroll I picked up lots of words.
Words!
WTF, there was research that went on in this list??
Now, all these thoughts start occurring because I have decided to just one off (no pun) a comment- reactionary style, but it’s never that way as i have always been a uno digit typer and not very fast at that so concentration is needed in order for this to even occur, but what I’m trying to say is that this one is up there on the totem pole (no pun intended) of far out lists on this here site..
So I just pondered reading the list and scrolled up again and thought as I type this slowly all out and that there are 60+ comments (!)–just like the good ole days when 60+ meant something!..and finally a mention of Napoleon’s shriveled eel (I’ve brought that thang up more than once on this site–Can we get a shout out for ole Diogenes who brought that one up first? huh? huh? no? awww. let down. dis.
Anyway what I wanted to say( or ask, to be more exact)– before I read this list and not comment on it and get on with my life, is….
Who’s the pianist and/or composer that cut the webbing between his fingers so that he could reach further keys?
I’m serious… did this ever happen?
or is it just some sort of bogus Aristotle-like quote? (joke)
okay i’ll read your list now and go away.
67 Oe Jay
January 16th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
sheesh!
68 astraya
January 16th, 2010 at 7:59 pm
@Casual Reader: hahaha! When I typed the word “circumspect” in comment 56 I was thinking about the word “circumcised” and was wondering how to word a pun on the two, but it was early morning and I couldn’t think of one.
Some things just don’t come up in the course of research. I’d never heard of the Pain Olympics and after a quick scout really don’t want to. Cronus would have been a suitable addition to the list, but I just didn’t find that story.
@gabi: Any particular reason why????
69 ants1
January 16th, 2010 at 9:05 pm
*Crosses legs and rocks back in forth in corner*
70 Casualreader
January 16th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Diogenes, Sir, @ 66,
Answer: Robert Schumann. Apparently it wasn’t effective.
At least he was compensated recently by being included in the 15 top composers list. He wanted to be a great pianist, and as such would be forgotten by now. He had no need to mutilate himself, merely to write music like Scenes from Childhood.
On that tack, perhaps I should downgrade my opinion of Brahms, having read in the previous list what he did to cats – carefully avoiding the word ‘pussies’. But at least he didn’t cut the penes, or penises if you will, off toms, probably because he couldn’t catch them!
Considering what Schumann was capable of suffering to improve his hand-span, it’s quite surprising we don’t have a recorded case of penis removal with the idea of grafting on extra length, as per organ transplants.
Aprops, shouldn’t Maggot (49) have typed, Never give Gabi penis for her thoughts? (Or have I over-egged by making too obvious a subtle pun on his part? Probably. Sorry.)
Last call. Might cutting off somebody’s penis and throwing it out of the window be referred to as depenestration?
71 darealmee
January 16th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
This makes me sad. I love penisse!♥
72 Casualreader
January 16th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
One more,
Given Custer’s last stand (pun intended), would his elimination at Little Big Horn (pun intended) count as a case of a man being removed from his penis, rather than vice versa?
73 MamaBear2Cubs
January 16th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
“hell hath no fury” I see the true meaning of that phrase in some of these situations. I have warned my husband more than a few times that I would practice my surgical skills on that special area if I ever caught him being unfaithful. Besides, after terrible fights he still is willing to make love which shows how even in fear of their lives men will still let a woman get close to their genitals if they think it will lead to sex… DUM DUH DUM DUM DUMMMMMMMMMMMMM
74 fueledbynofx
January 16th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
First list in a while that I actually really enjoyed reading. Good jerb!
11 was on the cannibal list.
10 shocked and disturbed me, I’d love to learn more about it. 7 was quite depressing. =/ Poor guy.
75 CanadianEh
January 17th, 2010 at 12:26 am
oh, wow! excellent list – i read it to my husband and he BEGGED me to stop!
76 DocuZealot
January 17th, 2010 at 1:09 am
creepy documentary about #11
http://documentaryheaven.com/body-shock-the-man-who-ate-his-lover/
77 astraya
January 17th, 2010 at 1:48 am
@ ianz09 (45): As far as I can count, it’s my fifth list published here.
List item number 10 may be an urban myth. Wikipedia cites Snopes, but on that site Barbara Mikkelson adds the following comment: “Those tempted to be shocked by that story should remember that chinese newspapers are not quite the bastions of veracity their western counterparts are assumed to be.”
I researched extensively before and while writing this list. I started with the Wikipedia list, then followed each citation they gave (some of which are now inactive) and also searched the Internet for key words and phrases, and even found medical journal articles for some of them. My first draft of this list included information about sources and searches, and about the believability rating of each instances. Because of excessive length, I had to cut some short.
78 superbloop
January 17th, 2010 at 2:26 am
“MAN this making my penis soft”
:nods:
79 Firefly
January 17th, 2010 at 5:57 am
There was a man on Jerry Springer once eho had cut his penis off (or at least part of it). He was in a wheelchair and I think he called himself (herself?) Debbie.
Also, wasn’t some woman in the US recently convicted of cutting off her baby son’s penis? She tried to blame it on the dog but the wound had been clearly made by a knife. Scary stuff.
80 ianz09
January 17th, 2010 at 7:08 am
@astraya (77): Ok, your previous lists must have predated my time reading. WHat are a few? I enjoyed the writing, so I’d like to check out the others.
81 gabi319
January 17th, 2010 at 8:31 am
@astraya (68):
I was just talking about John and Lorena Bobbitt a few days ago. It’s not really a common topic so I really was surprised when I opened up LV and saw this on the front page. I suspect there’s some mystical mind-reading and subsequent list-making powers being exercised. Yesterday I was interviewed on my thoughts regarding love so I fully expect there will be a new list about soup in the next few days.
It took a couple tries while searching Google but I managed to find this fun little poem I heard during the Bobbit craze:
The legend of Bobbitt is growing
It’s a story well worth the knowing
He offended his wife
So she took up her knife
And put an end to his coming and going.
82 QDV
January 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Boston Corbett, the soldier who shot Abraham Lincoln’s assassin, John Wilkes Booth.
83 Bleh
January 17th, 2010 at 10:51 am
I’m defensively holding on to my penis as I read through this and I didn’t even realize it ’till now.
84 ZibbyYamala
January 17th, 2010 at 12:51 pm
nice being a girl! haha. good list! some of these comments are hilarious.
85 Shorty
January 17th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Cant forget that guy who was running from the cops and chopped off and threw his penis at them. it happened in the us a couple years ago
86 nuriko
January 17th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
OMG!!!
87 kennypo65
January 17th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Well, I’m reasonably certain I won’t be surfing for porn anytime soon.
88 Diogenes
January 17th, 2010 at 6:14 pm
Thank you Casualreader for The Schumann answer!
So I casually searched around online as it piqued my interest to at least further the degree in which I would be satisfied with this as fact- that Schumann was crazy enough and yeah he was but nothing that seemed to point point point in a direction of solid substance in the way of the cutting…(just a tad mention here or there)
Most signs point to a debilitating injury that left him unable to continue his rise (pun) as a pianist-almighty…
given this is the internet, but all the same, you would think that if he indeed did do this then it would most likely be in any bio/blurb about him.
I would of thunk that anyway. What IS brought up (in the stuff I read and considered reputable for whatever reason) concerned his early years of non stop practicing and unorthodox manner in which he attempted to strengthen his weak fingers by creating a pulley contraption of sorts that held back his gimpy wuss digits and as result, may have messed them/and his hands up, for life..(OR it was syphilis)…which right this second has me laughing uncontrollably at the silliness of all this (as it relates here) and at the same time I suddenly remember the ole tv Barney Fife attempting to grow taller by hanging himself from some kind of chin/noggin tether thingamajig.
and what better place to drop this than a list about removing penises!:
insert here- “Barney’s Physical”
well that doesnt seem to be working. I was going to extract part of the full episode off the ubertube and edit and post here but that’s taking waaay tooo long so thanks very much all the same and bye.
89 Casualreader
January 17th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Diogenes,
Have to confess I took the tale about Schumann on trust from a guy who usually knows these things reliably, and didn’t check a literary or internet source myself. Idle bastard! In fact I believe my source told me R. S. snipped between thumb and first digit. Looking at my own pathetic stretch, I’d have thought the connection between little finger and penultimate would have seemed a better cut for making the fullest 180º stretch. Anyway, the connecting tendons don’t seem to make much difference, not in my span anyway. A bit late now, but I’d have gently suggested he consider a change of instruments.
90 Casualreader
January 17th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Another passing though while I’m here.
Tiger Woods might consider himself fortunate indeed, despite his fall from Grace (and Shirl, and Lily, and Annie, and Nikkie, and Charlene, and Debbie, and …).
After all, his wife might have considered the form of revenge under consideration here for more than one end (pun intended). Obviously it would put paid to his philandering for good and all, assuming one of his other ladies wasn’t a good seamstress, able to sew it back on again. And as is well known, rich, impotent Chinese will pay a king’s ransom for a Tiger’s penis, thereby enhancing her alimony. The said object is considered by those inscrotable orientals to be the ultimate in aphrodisiacs, not, it would seems, without good reason.
91 karolina
January 17th, 2010 at 9:48 pm
You traumatized me, and I am a girl..good one though
92 hunter
January 17th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I think the anonymous Chinese man was named No Mo Wang
93 hippie3
January 17th, 2010 at 11:37 pm
lorena bobbit is my favorite. makes me proud to be from manassas.
94 AO
January 18th, 2010 at 2:04 am
I remember a case in a criminal law class we read about a frustrated husband threatened his wife’s boyfriend he’ll hurt him if he saw his wife again. The man didn’t comply and still saw his wife, so the husband broke into his own home where the man and the wife was asleep in bed. The husband hit the boyfriend with a 2×4 or something then proceeded to cut off his penis. then went on to feed the penis to the dog.
The funny part of the story is the wife woke up during the event and thought she was dreaming about what was going on and went back to sleep. And i don’t believe this is the same story as #11. this happened in the US.
95 astraya
January 18th, 2010 at 4:29 am
The Concise Grove Dictionary (the most authoritative source I have access to given that my complete Grove is in a cardboard box in the garage) says of Schumann’s hand injury “(allegedly due to a machine to strengthen his fingers, but more likely through remedies for a syphilitic sore)”.
96 josh pincus is crying
January 18th, 2010 at 7:30 am
Unusual, but cool, list. I read the story of number #11, Bernd Brandes, and felt it deserved to be illustrated. HERE is my take on the story.
97 Ralph
January 18th, 2010 at 10:11 am
I bet every guy, myself included, cringed at one point or the other while reading this list.
98 segues
January 18th, 2010 at 5:40 pm
Okay, astraya, I have finally read your incredible list! My God, man, this should win segue’s All-Time Most Excellent List Award.
I apologize for having over-looked it previously whilst attempting to make a name for myself in the art world. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?
99 ames801
January 18th, 2010 at 8:49 pm
Oh. My. Goodness! Who thinks of this, astraya??!! Honestly, the place where my penis would be {if I had one} is sore!! Great list…?
On a serious note-I just recently read ‘As Nature Made Him: The Boy Who Was Raised as a Girl’ and I honestly think that Dr. Money only wanted to make a name for himself. He really took advantage of this family. (My opinions are based on the book only). The book did bring up the ‘nature vs. nurture’ theory-which I had never thought of. I just kind of thought you are who you are. This, coming from 1 of 12 kids in a very Catholic family. This also coming from 1 of 9 girls where 2 are gay; I also have a gay brother (1 of 3…for the mathematically challenged). So is it nature or is it nurture? Statistics (in my family) would say nature, right? As a side note: I’ve been indulging so….I may not be making sense. I’m not apologizing for this.
100 ashleyboop
January 19th, 2010 at 2:00 am
Don’t forget Boston Corbett, John Wilkes Booth’s killer! He castrated himself with a pair of scissors and afterwards went to eat and to a prayer meeting before getting treatment! I think that should MOST DEFINITELY have been included. (Source, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Corbett ) Otherwise very interesting!
101 astraya
January 19th, 2010 at 4:58 am
Hooray! There are now more comments on this list than on my previous list of “Great Choral Works from before 1750″.
segue: forgiven (of course). Good luck with the exhibition.
ashleyboop: I didn’t “forget” Boston Corbett. He just didn’t come up on any of the searches I did for material.
102 astraya
January 19th, 2010 at 4:59 am
PS I’m surprised that this hasn’t attracted far more comments. Most readers are attached to a penis in some sense of the word or another.
103 The_Patient
January 19th, 2010 at 6:56 am
(No. 21) I agree with you sg, its good to finally see the right pronouns used when it comes to transgender stories.
Interesting list, well, it was different.
104 Randy
January 19th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
…I love the line “…I had to cut some items short…”. Fitting, huh?
105 astraya
January 19th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
You noticed? hehehehe!
106 Casualreader
January 19th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
astraya and Diogennes,
Re Schumann. astraya, your source is undeniably the most impeccable. As with many medical evaluations of historical illnesses, causes of death and the like, the situation is far from crystal clear, and subject to alternative hypotheses. Of its 42 cited cases of famous historical figures and syphilis, Wikipedia rates Schumann, as Van Goch, with no more than the qualification ‘Suspected’. All the same there is conjecture that the tertiary form may have been responsible for his madness and death. However, the water is clouded by the assumption he was also a lifelong manic-depressive by nature. If it was a venereal disease sore, the poor guy would have had to suffer applications of neat mercury to the wound. Uggghhh!
What now intrigues me is that Diogenes and I should have come up quite independently at different times, from different sources and in different places with a near-identical different story that has no official basis. Where did it originate. Are we talking urban legends here?
107 Casualreader
January 19th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
astraya, 102,
Perhaps some simply prefer to take a detached view of others’ misfortunes.
There was a young fellow from Fife,
Whose tool was cut off by a knife.
That appendage was missing,
Affecting his pissing
And ending good fun with his wife.
108 Casualreader
January 19th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
… for life.
109 Casualreader
January 19th, 2010 at 4:06 pm
The following is lifted as a comment from the recent list of the 10 most dangerous herbivores.
Read it, and you might find a case where any human male might want, ask, beg, scream to have his penis cut off:
36 Wrichik
While not herbivorous, this next creature is something you’d probably dismiss as an urban legend if it didn’t come from the Amazon, a place known for some of the most uberbadass species on earth.
Candiru or Toothpick Fish : These suckers have been known to swim inside the urethra of unsuspecting people pissing in rivers and suck blood to fill their little bellies. These specimens from Satan’s aquarium are only removable by surgery and in earlier times men chose castration (ouch !) as the only guaranteed remedy. Here’s a slightly outdated article on these pests – http://www.damninteresting.com/the-terrifying-toothpick-fish
110 ellyn
January 19th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
can’t say i really care about penis removal
what about the thousands of women world wide who are forced to have their clits sawed off before puberty? it’s just as bad and still happening :/
111 Diogenes
January 19th, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Casualreader,Astraya-
Perhaps a syphilis list is in order then.
I must say that I was sidetracked by the possibility of a mechanical finger stretcher and didn’t look into the syphilitic aspect (thats why I had included it as an (OR/perhaps).
I havent found anything that directly links the stretcher (as a contemporary source) to his time, but have an inkling from a couple of reads that if it existed then it was used as a possible remedy to what was already wrong with his right handed/middle finger.
such as mentioned here:
http://www.ericsams.org/sams_schumannhand_eng_II.htm
also, Casualreader: In your last paragraph,there at #106, dont be too intrigued. I had originally brought up the question because a friend had mentioned it to me too, some time back and I couldn’t recall who it was specifically.
OR maybe your intrigued because it was YOU that said it to ME originally! haha.
Or vise versa..That WOULD be intriguing!. Like this whole thing had been perpetuated by us to begin with as a backwards farce in time.
no no, i’m only joking…
if both ‘cutting’ and ‘stretching’ had been made up as a result of exaggeration like an excuse for his original musical style then I too wonder the source from where it all started.
-In other news (from 2008)-
“A large phallus equipped with dual rotary blades, similar to those found on a remote control helicopter, was hovering slowly towards the chess grandmaster.”
(Thaindian News)
the uncensored video footage!:
http://www.sharenator.com/Flying_penis/
“…Shusha from Metafilter. After the security guard swatted it to the ground, Kasparov says, “I think we have to be thankful for the opposition’s demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt.” Someone in the audience shouts, “Finally the political power shows its face!” Kasparov quickly replies, “Well, if that’s its face…” to laughter from the audience.”
112 Mr. Confidential
January 20th, 2010 at 12:10 am
Oh god, I thought I could handle this, but I almost can’t. Thank god I still have mine! I can almost feel the pain!
113 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Diogenes @ all the ones,
Thanks, loved the video.
A radio-controlled helicopteral penis?
Surely an expurgated episode from the cutting-room floor of Woody Allen’s ‘Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)’? Perhaps to provide a contents balance for the enormous menacing flying breast from same flick. Mind you, Woody certainly would have come up with a more inventive climax (pun intended) than it being tamely swatted by a security guard. Considering the vast array of imaginative envelopes gathered at hot air balloon meets, it’s surprising no one has conceived (pun intended) that design as yet.
My info on Robert the Shoe Man came from a guy called Chris Hillman far, far many more moons ago than I care or dare to remember.
114 astraya
January 20th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I googled, but the closest I could find was from a news report:
Thai doctors blame penis hacking craze on lingering polygamy
BANGKOK (AFP) — They have been boiled, fed to ducks, even attached to hot air balloons and cast into the night sky — when it comes to permanently depriving a cheating lover of a recently severed penis, the imagination of the wronged Thai woman knows few bounds.
115 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Bang cock?
Phuket, what else do you expect with a name like that?
naughty naughty you
couldn’t wait to be approved eh? good thing recognized your email. 
Cyn
116 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Bangkok?
Phuket! What else fo you expect with a name like that?
117 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Perhaps 115 ought to have read ‘do’ instead of ‘fo’. Or how to kok-up you own one-liner.
118 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Cyn, eh?
I might have known! If I had I’d have waited patiently rather than supposing the echt 115 post had been flushed permanently round the bend. (Now imagine a row of happy, smiling faces.)
119 Casualreader
January 20th, 2010 at 4:14 pm
There appears to be another vital subliminal warning for the male sex here. Never ever, if you value your …, go bathing in the buff when ducks are in the same water. And to think I aways imagined them as cute little feathered friends, who ducked and dived and dabbled harmlessly, and at most were attracted to a bag of breadcrumbs scattered on the pond.
Mickey, “What’s that you’re eating, Donald?”
120 Cyn
January 20th, 2010 at 4:25 pm
@Casualreader (118):
just happened to be in the neighborhood. next time might not catch it. 
& good to see you around too.
well, don’t get too cocky
121 astraya
January 21st, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Confucius say “Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok”!
122 CandJ
January 21st, 2010 at 4:34 pm
astraya 121
hahahahaha!!!
123 Chris
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:43 am
Wrichik I read the cover to the movie teeth in the video store. I laughed my ass off.
There is a story of a man here in Oz that cut off his own penis and put it in a blender. Also, I was partying one night in Sydney and some gay guy tried to come on to me. He told me he cut off his own penis and asked if I wanted to see the result. I declined.
124 MamaBear2Cubs
January 27th, 2010 at 8:53 pm
I also saw an episode of Springer where the man cut his own penis off with garden sheers, supposedly to deter a homosexual man that had been “stalking” him. Great idea right? In order to thrawt unwanted advances, just cut your manhood off, with a garden tool. Makes perfect sense!
And I admit I have totally seen John Bobbits porno. *sheepish grin*
Is that suppose to be Rasputin’s phallus in that jar? Because WOWZA, they said he had some sort of “hypnotic hold” on the Czarina, maybe now I can see why. That’s like a frickin baby’s arm FFS! Wowzax2!
I’m going to do some more research into #10 because that is an incredibley disturbing story (not that they aren’t all disturbing) but I want to read more about this case, if it’s true than how tragic.
I’ve read alot and seen a very documentaries about #7, Bruce/Brenda/David Reimer. It’s a very tragic and deeply disturbing tale. There are many details that are just sickening like how him (and I believe his sister but not sure) were forced to remove all clothing to participate in more “theraputic experiments” and other insane things during their counseling sessions. I wonder how much of it the parents knew was occuring. The story just breaks my heart. The doctor scarificed the well being of children in his obsession to prove his theory. I hope science and doctors have learned from this horrid tale.
125 astraya
January 29th, 2010 at 3:06 pm
@MamaBear: #10 is certainly sad if it is true, but I think it’s the least likely of any of the items on the list (except maybe Osiris). As I said in comment 77, even the Snopes website can’t definitely verify this one. One recurring feature of many of the accounts I read while researching this list is that they are alleged to have taken place somewhere else than where they are reported. Guangxi and Henan significantly far apart. (Though less far than other parts of China.) Another case I read but didn’t include on the list was a case in Pakistan. The main problem was that the only report was in a newspaper in central India.
Another recurring feature is that even when they are reported locally, the cutter and cuttee are often reported to be “foreign” – see list item 14 (Kim Tran in Anchorage) and anothernother case I read from China had participants who had moved to the city from another province.
(Of course, cases reported distantly or involving “foreign” people may be true, but you have to pause to consider.)
126 Bong
February 2nd, 2010 at 6:54 pm
It is a perfect punishment for those rapist guys!
127 archangel
February 5th, 2010 at 6:46 am
OMG… i bet rasputin’s just looks bigger because its been soaked in liquid.
128 cannonski
March 28th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I had heard that Rasputin’s schlong in the jar was proven to be a hoax, a sea cucumber apparently.
“The object was resold at auction for several hundred dollars, and resurfaced the next year in the possession of a British woman who gave it up for scientific testing. It turned out to be a sea cucumber. Ah well, it was a nice story anyway…”
From http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/historical/rasputin/
129 astraya
April 12th, 2010 at 5:07 am
Sort of related: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/1038630/wife-accused-of-torching-penis-in-court
(And note the ambiguity in the headline!)
130 bookoo
April 23rd, 2010 at 11:45 pm
I noticed that may of the women cutting off men’s dicks & balls are Asian. In Vietnam during the war a lot of captured soldiers got nutted and decocked by female Viet Cong. There was one nicknamed “the Apache Woman” by GIs near hill 55 because of what she did to captured GIs. She castrated numerous enemy prisoners for her own pleasure. Her exploits are detailed in the biography “Marine Sniper” by Charles Henderson.
131 C&J
April 24th, 2010 at 11:27 am
@bookoo [130]:
Sounds really fucked up,do you know if she was also consuming the parts?
132 dickoff
June 1st, 2010 at 5:59 am
I’m a big penectomy fan. I love it when a woman cuts off a guy’s dick. It should be much more common.
133 rick
June 29th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
i think of all of these men cutting there own penis off. just think of allthe people who needs one and women who wants a sex change. they wouldnt need artifical ones.
134 Dragn81
July 12th, 2010 at 8:44 pm
I know next time i date a guy ill have to ask him if he has a dick. Who knows?! He could have taken the same fate as one of these poor guys. Im not marrying aguy who duznt have anything to shove up my ass.