10 Fascinating International Facts That Are Wrong
- Published February 5, 2010 by Saint Cad - 255 Comments
My first list was accused of being too American-centric. So here are 10 more corrections to misconceptions that non-Listverse people may have but this time you’ll need your passport handy to read it.
The Error: The former Soviet Union celebrated the October Revolution in October.
Although the Bolsheviks took control over October 25-26, 1917, this was under the Old Style (Julian) calendar. One of the first things the Communists did was to modernize their calendar to the Gregorian Calendar – thereby pushing the day ahead 13 days (into November). This was a major holiday in the Soviet Union, mostly because with the official ban on religion the biggest holidays were civil holidays such as May Day and the October Revolution.
The Error: The British king George I of Hanover used English or German when speaking with his cabinet.
I don’t know that this is so much a misconception as “it’s obvious” that a British monarch would speak English. Those who know history and realize George I was a German prince who spoke no English may then think that “it’s obvious” he and his advisors spoke German. The reality is that since his cabinet did not speak German, the lingua franca in the meetings was French.
The Error: The Titanic was the first ship known to use the distress code “SOS”?
Although British ships preferred the traditional distress call “CQD”, most of the other European countries used the International Conference on Wireless Communication at Sea standard set in 1908 of “SOS”. The French ship Niagara is known to have used “SOS” well before the Titanic did. Incidently, in CQD, the CQ was a general call on a telegraph line with the D standing for Distress. In James Cameron’s “Titanic”, he did get it right that the radio operator tried both CQD and SOS after the new distress call was suggested to him.
The Error: John Kennedy was the first to say “Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.”
Yes, the misconception is American but the backstory is international. American politicians are renowned for plagiarizing their best lines from foreign sources. For example, Abraham Lincoln took the phrase “a government of the people, by the people and for the people” from the preface of John Wycliff’s 1384 edition of the Bible and current Vice-President Joe Biden cribbed a few speeches while in the Senate from Labour Party MP Neil Kinnock. This quote thought by many Americans to be pure Kennedy was actually from Lebanese writer Khalil Gibran in an article advocating his Lebanese brethren to rebel against the occupying Ottoman Turks.
The Error: Alexander Fleming invented the antibiotic “penicillin”.
Many will disagree with this since it is more a question of semantics than a misconception. Although Alexander Fleming DISCOVERED that the mold Penicillium notatum has antibacterial properties, he was not a chemist and growing and culturing the mold was difficult for him. Howard Florey with the assistance of Ernst Chain was able to purify the penicillin and put it in a form for use in humans, thereby INVENTING penicillin as a true antibiotic.
The Error: Watson and Crick discovered DNA (deoxyribonucleic acid).
Again, people on Listverse will say “everyone knows that” but many people learn the simplified version that James Watson and Francis Crick discovered DNA, probably because they won the Nobel Prize for their discovery of the double-helix structure of DNA. The true discoverer was Friedrich Miescher was analyzing pus cell nuclei in 1868 when he discovered nuclein. He was able to analyze this further and discovered an acid component which he called deoxyribonucleic acid. Scientists Avery, MacLeod, and McCarty were the first to show a link between DNA and heredity in 1943 and Rosalind Franklin did the first X-ray diffraction pattern study of DNA. What Watson & Crick did was to develop a model of DNA that accounted for all of the previous research discoveries.
The Error: Mouton-Rothschild is a top-grade Chateau claret.
The five growths (classes) of red Bordeaux were determined in 1855. Four were considered First Class Lafite-Rothschild, Latour, Margaux, Haut-Brion. Mouton-Rothschild did not like being place in second class so their motto is “Premier ne puis. Second ne daigne. Mouton suis.” (First I cannot be. Second I do not deign to be. I am Mouton.) All I know is I certainly would not turn down a glass of it.
The Error: The fax machine was invented after the telephone.
Scottish inventor Alexander Bain had invented the electric clock back in 1841. In 1843 he used his work on electric clock to patent a device that could be synchronized with a twin over telegraph lines, which according to some stories he did so he could transmit a picture of a new-born calf (if true it would need to be a daguerreotype which seems very unlikely for just a cow). Frederick Bakewell patented a better fax machine in 1848, two years before Bain updated his and in 1861 an Italian Giovanni Caselli invented the first high quality fax. All of this was done before both Alexander Bell and Elisha Gray independently filed for the telephone patent on 14 February 1876.
The Error: Albert Einstein was a poor student.
The myth that Einstein was a poor student started when an American researcher mistranslated some of Einstein’s report cards by not taking into account the grading system at the time. While Einstein was in school, students were given grades 1 to 6, 1 being the best. This was reversed (1 was worst) the year after Einstein graduated. Further research has uncovered a letter from Albert’s mother to his aunt complimenting his grades, but I guess the image of Einstein going from failing school to being a top physicist is too good to be changed because of the truth.
The Error: Pandas eat only bamboo.
The reason that pandas eat so much bamboo is that it doesn’t run away. They are omnivores that have adapted to a primarily bamboo diet but they will eat anything they can catch like small animals and carrion. The problem is that they are so slow from the fact that bamboo doesn’t provide a lot of energy that it is hard to catch anything else – a vicious cycle. There are a couple of great articles by National Geographic about the pandas from the 1980’s
The Error: The United States is the only country that measures things by feet, gallons, pounds, and degrees Fahrenheit.
To demonstrate how out-of-date the U.S. is from basically everyone else in the world, it is pointed out by scientists and metricians that we still use the archaic English system. It may be true, but we are not the only ones. Liberia uses the same system which is not a surprise considering that the country was started by former American slaves who named their capital after American president James Monroe and it was only recently that Liberia’s president was not a descendent of the original American emigrants. And there is a third country that uses the system – Myanmar (pictured above). As a former British colony, they of course adopted the English system. After gaining their independence, the country changed its name from Burma but not how it measured things.



























1 Otter
February 5th, 2010 at 1:33 am
Good list. And not too american.
2 Jeffy
February 5th, 2010 at 1:34 am
Needs more cowbell.
3 lala
February 5th, 2010 at 1:36 am
great list. loved the bit about talking in french by the British monarch. also didnt know the fact about Alexander Fleming and HIS penicillin. great list.
4 Otter
February 5th, 2010 at 1:37 am
Good job Jeffy, here comes the “winless war” and “America Sucks” flamewar.
5 Jeffy
February 5th, 2010 at 1:39 am
@Otter (4): Somebody had to do it…
6 capt Funtime
February 5th, 2010 at 1:40 am
good work, but you crumbled under the pressure!! more NFL posts leading up to the weekend please. something basic, im English
7 apepper
February 5th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Interesting list – didn’t know about Einstein. I’d heard that a panda is a bear and has the digestive system of a bear and because it’s diet is largely bamboo, they have to spend most of the day eating.
8 Otter
February 5th, 2010 at 1:48 am
@Jeffy (5): Very true. I agree with your post and I am American. Just a little tired of the America sucks crap in the comments.
9 Mindymoo
February 5th, 2010 at 1:49 am
Does anyone wait for a new post to be posted, and after reading it, take their sleeping pill and go to bed? Because that is my routine every single night.
Anyway, very interesting list. I was just just watching Rachel Maddow and she was talking about Butterstick being returned to China, so the number one gave me an extra “aww!”
10 MN
February 5th, 2010 at 1:51 am
Good list! A note on the whole “too American” thing, though. Who cares? People just want something to complain about. I don’t care if a list is America centric or not (I don’t live in America, btw) so long as its interesting, and I am sure most people that read these lists don’t care either. The ones that do are just whining.
11 Kurt
February 5th, 2010 at 1:55 am
Very good List! Liked the bonus fact very much which shows the idiocy of Americans !WOW!
12 Jack
February 5th, 2010 at 1:55 am
Kick ass list.
13 VikaS
February 5th, 2010 at 1:59 am
OMG tooo not American is so retarded list DURRRRRR
14 Lyndall Johnson
February 5th, 2010 at 2:02 am
Too INTERNATIONALISTIC!!!!!
15 Chris
February 5th, 2010 at 2:02 am
haha, nice.
16 El the erf
February 5th, 2010 at 2:06 am
R.I.P. Winston (don’t know – 05.02.2010)
God-forbid his spirit shows up we will need be needing multiracial poltergiests to ward him off.
17 Lava
February 5th, 2010 at 2:09 am
Too French ,British,German, Russian, Australia & Scotland also Chinese (damn) & The Fucking American ! So Unbiased !
Great Work Saint Cad!
18 Andy
February 5th, 2010 at 2:10 am
“When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.”
-Maxwell Scott, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence
19 Vixsta
February 5th, 2010 at 2:14 am
Einstein was actually poor student in primary school. He threatened a teacher with a chair and got expelled… Einstein was bad-ass. He also WASN’T Jewish.
Good list
20 Iain
February 5th, 2010 at 2:16 am
So basically, if we took pandas off the bamboo diet and fed ‘em burgers, we could turn them into swift, viscious killing machines – nice!
21 FreeMason
February 5th, 2010 at 2:19 am
@Iain (20): He was Jewish retard! Most Great minds belong to Jewish community ! Some people even after reading the lists remain ignorant or do they even care to read!
22 Vixsta
February 5th, 2010 at 2:26 am
@FreeMason (21): He believed in an entity which could be described as a God. He was brought up in a Jewish home and sympathized with the Jewish plight. Doesn’t mean he too was Jewish.
23 KDeath
February 5th, 2010 at 2:28 am
After reading your last two lasts, the only thing I’ve learned is that you have a very loose definition of ‘fascinating’.
24 Moey
February 5th, 2010 at 2:30 am
I’ve always wondered why the US. uses gallons, feet, fahrenheit when the rest of the world uses the greek measuring liter, centimeter and degree celsius.
25 BravehisTickle
February 5th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Oh my goodness, why is this list not ‘American based’? Pah! You just lost your major audience
Hahahahaha ‘Too American’ ‘Too American’ Indeed! May those comments be buried in peace
26 El the erf
February 5th, 2010 at 2:36 am
The Giant Panda spends 16 hours a day foraging and eating. When not eating,it spends most of its time sleeping and resting. Add to it being an international celebrity. drool. Oh, how I wish I was a Panda.
And no, the error is not “Pandas eat only bamboo”
The error is “Pandas are herbivores”.
Anatomically the Panda is not a herbivore but a carnivore with a simple stomach adapted for digesting meat.
They have a predilection for meat, if they CAN get it. But they don’t and its not just because they are slow, its mainly because in evolution, the animals have become so fettered by bamboo that their fate is inextricably linked to it. Teeth of fossil pandas from three million years ago are similar to those of today’s animals, showing that the pact between pandas and bamboo has existed probably as long as pandas have been pandas.
27 L’Economa Domestica
February 5th, 2010 at 2:49 am
Ehmm… on number 3. Telephone was invented by italian scientist Antonio Meucci in 1871 (as USA Congress admitted in 2002. And we also still have one of Caselli’s “fax” in Turin (another was lost in 1966, during Florence’s floods) and a copy in Rome.
28 No Bullshit
February 5th, 2010 at 2:55 am
a)”American researcher mistranslated some of Einstein’s report cards “.
b)why the US. uses gallons, feet, fahrenheit when the rest of the world doesn’t?
Because Americans are Fucking Retarded!
29 GlasgowBoy1990
February 5th, 2010 at 3:04 am
Bullshit an italian scientist invented the telephone.
Anyway cool list and who cares if other lists are too American,it’s nice to learn something about another country.
30 ?
February 5th, 2010 at 3:14 am
err i live in the uk and i know that we still measure in feet, pounds and gallons
31 BoyCott
February 5th, 2010 at 3:14 am
As a point of interest, the front of the old Australian $50 note had a portrait of Sir Howard Florey.
He was awarded the Nobel Prize for Physiology and Medicine in 1945. Between 1960 and 1965 he was the President of the Royal Society, a position also held at one time by Sir Isaac Newton. He was also a founder of the Australian National University.
32 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 3:31 am
@FreeMason (21): you sound a bit rasist and@Vixsta (19): he was jewish. He didnt believe in a jewish type of god but he was jewish.
@BravehisTickle (25): tell me now! Isnt this list more interesting than the previous one? A huge yes pops into my tiny little head.
@El the erf (16): winston died to me when he said :”too chinese”. Why would someone spoil such a beautiful thing like “too american”.
33 BravehisTickle
February 5th, 2010 at 3:31 am
Unless and until you don’t spread this info in the print media, the world will think otherwise..waiting for listverse book#2
34 Chris
February 5th, 2010 at 3:59 am
What’s with all the America bashing on LV? It’s like most non-Americans hate the place and its people. Unless you’re from North Korea or another country that is against America, you are in an allied country. I live in Australia and if we decided to start hating America we would basically be taken over for all our land, diamonds, oil etc.
People need to understand that America is one of the most well established modern countries. They have pioneered many things we now take for granted, some good and some bad. So it makes sense that such a powerful and populated country would hold a lot of records, have a hand in many sayings and facts etc etc.
And to say Americans are “fucking retarded” is a bit of an ignorant statement. Entirely subjective, twisted logic like that is just immature. It only takes a small amount of intelligence to objectively see that America is a smart and well organised country (except for Bush). Most of the modern world is modelled from things that originated in America, or at least developed into their current form there.
So think before you speak shit. Those hating America would be furious if someone said the same about their own country. It’s simply racist. How would I be seen if I went around calling Afghanis “dune coons”? I would sound pretty racist and would likely be seen as a monster. But somehow it is now accepted practice to say Americans are retarded fuckstains.
Leave the shit alone. Read the lists, stop reading ones you don’t like and stop pissing and moaning. The site is here for free, so if they want to post 1000 baseball lists then who cares, no loss.
By the way, keep an eye out for a list I submitted called Top 10 Supercentenarians (Oldest People in the World). It contains several Americans.
35 Al
February 5th, 2010 at 4:03 am
@Moey (24): The metric system isn’t Greek. More French than anything else.
36 Chris
February 5th, 2010 at 4:05 am
Oh no, there is another Chris here. I knew I should have been more creative with a user name. From now on I will use Palmarium (Latin for outstanding and an old business name of mine).
37 Palmarium
February 5th, 2010 at 4:07 am
Hmmmmm. How exciting.
38 BravehisTickle
February 5th, 2010 at 4:07 am
@Chris (34): The main point is..not to pay any attention or make an issue of it, else people forget what the list is all about and start their mudslinging.
39 Sharkey
February 5th, 2010 at 4:08 am
Bonus – It’s called the Imperial System, not the English System.
And it doesn’t really do any favours to explain that it’s also used by Liberia and Myanmar (Burma). Seriously, folks. Get with the times. Go Metric.
Oh, and number 9 isn’t really all that surprising, since for a long time French was the language of royalty in England
40 oouchan
February 5th, 2010 at 4:08 am
Your first list had more pizazz to it. This one seems to be lacking spirit. I’m glad it was written, but it’s….blah.
The only one I didn’t know was the one about the fax machine. Otherwise, interesting (mostly) list.
41 Sheikh_Mahand
February 5th, 2010 at 4:20 am
Huge error in number 6, about Alexander Fleming et al.
Penicillin was actually well known for hundreds of years before either of those two men were born – and ‘discovered’ by the West 40 years before Fleming.
A French army doctor by the name of Ernest Duchesne was working in the Middle East in 1879, and noticed that Arab stable boys would keep their saddles in damp rooms. They told him this was to encourage mould to grow on them to ease saddle sores on the horses.
Duchesne decided to investigate, and prepared some solution of the mould and injected it into some ill guinea pigs – they all survived. He prepared a dissertation, meticulously documented his trials and sent it to the Institute Pasteur back in France. Alas, as he was only 23 and an unknown army doctor, they didn’t even acknowledge its receipt.
He died in 1912 of tuberculosis, ironically one of the diseases his discovery could have treated.
He was finally posthumously honoured in 1949, five full years after Fleming won the Nobel Prize.
42 themonkwhostoletheferrari
February 5th, 2010 at 4:28 am
This is list too European!!
43 deeeziner
February 5th, 2010 at 4:45 am
What the hell is that pink thing in the photo for #4? It’s disturbing.
44 JaffaAnonymous
February 5th, 2010 at 4:59 am
Cool list. Some of them are things I’ve read before, but neat none the less.
Also, getting tired of the america-bashing. Not because it’s against america, but simply because it’s asinine and repetitive. You don’t like seeing so many lists that’re american-centric, start writing your own that aren’t. This is a submission based site, so start submitting your own from your own perspective.
45 deeeziner
February 5th, 2010 at 5:08 am
I can remember a time here at LV when reading the comments to a list were just as educational as the list itself.
Lots of interesting trivia and firsthand stories shared as they came to mind from reading the list info.
Nowadays the comments area reads like a “poor me, I didn’t get what I wanted from Santa, so I’m just gonna throw poo like a rabid ape” shopping list.
What has happened folks?…we’re all better than this, aren’t we?
46 Galactus
February 5th, 2010 at 5:12 am
Too many trolls, its… TROLLISTIC!
47 Karl
February 5th, 2010 at 5:15 am
@deeeziner (43): I agree. *shudder*
Oh, did you know that Queen Victoria was actually bad at English?
@Vixsta (19): Eistein IS Jewish, duh. When he heard that the Nazis were wrecking Jewish shops, Eistein was worried about his fellow Jews. Yes, he MAY not worshipped the Jewish religion even though he believed in God, but it felt like he was part of a “tribe”. Don’t believe me that people who live by the Jewish religion are Jews? Ask Sarah Silverman. She’s an atheist yet she admits that she is still a Jew, just like Einstein.
48 nicoleredz3
February 5th, 2010 at 5:36 am
This list, too European! Lol! Seriously, very good. Thank you Sanit Cad.
49 Stefan
February 5th, 2010 at 5:42 am
not american enough ! lol
50 Dieonyourknees
February 5th, 2010 at 5:44 am
Good lists in general. Keep up the good work. Not sure what is meant by too American and dont care. If you tried to make one Canadian it wouldnt make “10″ and no one would read it. Including us!
And Karl 47-using Sarah Silverman to prove a point about Einstein? Must be a retarded American!
51 lucy
February 5th, 2010 at 5:46 am
Excellent list. This is more like it.
52 The Annoyed Elephant
February 5th, 2010 at 5:47 am
Wow. A list that absolutely no one will care about, ever.
53 get a clue
February 5th, 2010 at 5:52 am
Saint Cad: This list and the previous are both interesting and well-written.
But a word of advice: once you decide your critics are right and begin to cater to their whims you’ll soon discover they’re simply nit-pickers who hate themselves and therefore lash out at anything that doesn’t suit their needs. Now they think they own you. Well, fuck them. And not the good kind of fuck, either.
Keep writing your lists for your own enjoyment and educated, like-minded people will appreciate your efforts. Let the whiners come up with their own lame lists. To date, not a one of the crybabies has bothered.
Thanks again for 2 fascinating lists.
54 Muscarius
February 5th, 2010 at 5:52 am
What would it take to make USA to go finally metric?
Also I don’t understand why even in England they went metric long ago, it is still widely tolerated to use funny measurement units.
55 user78703
February 5th, 2010 at 5:57 am
The error: an “error” and a “misconception” are NOT the same.
56 deeeziner
February 5th, 2010 at 6:04 am
Two interesting lists from Saint Cad…although I do prefer the format you have used in this list better. The first one was a tad confusing.
Wanted to mention regarding item #9–Wasn’t there a period in Europe’s history when it was entirely chic for all members of high society to speak French? As I recall, this accounted for the heavy French influence on the Russian empire.
I know I have made a couple of comments in this list already, but I thought it best to practice what I preach.
Oh and great comment @get a clue (53):
57 Rullolauz
February 5th, 2010 at 6:08 am
As far as I can see whoever reads or enjoys this lists is because we need or want to learn a little bit more, that kind of more that can lead us to the top in a get-together with our old school friends, and these facts really don’t matter where did they came from or if there weren’t to English, or to European or to American, the fact is that must to of us don’t understand that we’re living in the world, we are here in Listverse to feel that connection to the facts that we really didn’t know, and I apologize myself for being such a jerk yesterday posting that “it was to American”, the real fact here is that I’m to jerk even to express myself telling “hey JFrater come on lets do it a little bit less uncle Sam’s way. a little bit USA”, but as I read my own comment i saw it, the must stupid fact about being a Human being is that we can not adapt our selfs to anything, in fact we are the only specie in the world that can not adapt to anything we always try to make it our own ways, to make it work as we want not as it is. That the people of the USA came from British colonies, no wait those weren’t the Canadian people, o no those came from French people, yeah yeah, because those Mexicans came from Spanish people, and the other were just slaves; COME ON LISTVERSE PEOPLE WE ARE THE ONLY ONES THAT FOOL OUR SELFS IN BEING TO AMERICAN OR TO AUSTRALIAN OR TO HUMAN, WE ARE PEOPLE AND THATS ENOUGH OMFG, ALL THE SCIENTIST MAKE SOMETHING FOR THE PEOPLE EVERY DISCOVERY IS FOR THE PEOPLE, IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO LANDED FIRST ON THE MOON, WE ALL DID WE ARE HUMANS, SO THE NEXT TIME THAT YOU BELIEVE THAT THIS IS WAY TO JAPANESE OR TO AMERICAN OR TO BRAZILIAN, CHECK THE AGENCIES OF POPULATION CONTROL IN YOUR OWN COUNTRIES AND TELL ME HOW MANY ARE REALLY WITH ALL THE BACK GROUNDS ARE REALLY FROM THAT PIECE OF LAND
Ok sorry JF keep doing good because you are amazing everyone that keep this site working Thanks a lot
58 deepthinker
February 5th, 2010 at 6:09 am
Americans aren’t stupid, idiotic, or retarded because we don’t use metric… that is just the way we have always measured things, and we don’t do well with major change. So, please excuse me while I go drink a gallon of iced tea.
59 timmar68
February 5th, 2010 at 6:11 am
Didn’t they have a movement in the ’70s to have us convert to the metric system? Anyone remember that and know why it didn’t “take”? I remember having a helluva time learning both systems. For some reason I had an easier time learning ours.
60 themonkwhostoletheferrari
February 5th, 2010 at 6:11 am
the pic on #4.. is that a pierced Vagina?!!!
61 deepthinker
February 5th, 2010 at 6:25 am
@timmar68- yes, America did try to convert to metric, but as I said, we don’t do well with change. We liked doing things the way we always have, and I think that it was just a major hassle for us to learn something new. I think it was in the 80′s, and I was just a child, so I don’t remember.
62 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 6:27 am
@deeeziner (57): french was lingua franca in diplomacy untill ww1 i think. The versailles treaty was written in french and english. After the war of crimeea the french gained a big influence in eastern europe. And about your previous comment: i dont think the internet is a place of enlightenment.
@get a clue (53): i am educated (well a work in progress) but i do think a fact about einstein is more interesting than a fact about paul revere. Maybe he enjoyed writting both lists. Do you live in a world where criticism is bad? I thought criticism makes us better and look the list was better. Plus the boston tea party was part of a previous list.
Ps Enjoyed the list but the france thing is a bit boring. Id rather have one i already mentioned: disneyland paris is not located in paris. Or the largest boarder of france is with australia.
63 MouseintheHouseMI
February 5th, 2010 at 6:31 am
@deeeziner (43): That pink thing in #4 got me too.
Obviously, it is holding a glass of wine.
It could be a tipsy headless ghost trying to give someone a hug. But its right hand is deformed. Probably from a farming accident sowing the grapes.
Or, the “right hand” might actually be a head with dark hair. It has a big nose and a long Loch Ness Monster neck bending over the glass to take a sniff.
Or it could be fallopian tubes handing out a glass of wine.
I do not have the slightest idea what it is. It is disturbing.
64 Lacy33
February 5th, 2010 at 6:36 am
The first list was more interesting but good job regardless.
65 MouseintheHouse
February 5th, 2010 at 6:36 am
Weird, my posts are acting up.
@deeeziner (43): The thing in #4 is disturbing.
It could be a headless spectre holding a glass of wine trying to give someone a hug. It’s right hand is deformed, probably from a farming accident while harvesting the grapes.
Or it could be, the left hand is holding the wine, the “right arm” is actually a long Loch Ness Monsteresque neck. The top is a head with a large nose sniffing the wine. The hair is dark so it blends with the background.
It could be fallopian tubes holding a glass of wine.
I don’t have a clue what it is.
66 Anonymous
February 5th, 2010 at 6:46 am
By trying not to be Americancentric, you have become too Americancentric.
67 sick of you
February 5th, 2010 at 6:52 am
From now on, i’ll only read the lists and leave the comments to those who need attention. the comments are truly unnecessary.
68 Bill
February 5th, 2010 at 6:57 am
To all the anti-Americans: “Kiss my Texas ass!” At least the majority of the citizens here in the USA were not as stupid as the rest of the world to fall for “Global Warming,” and “Universal Health Care.” Here is a joke:
What do you call a million men with their hands in the air?
The French Army!
69 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 7:08 am
The “too American” complaints are nothing more than transparent vain attempts to appear sophisticated. It’s the same as when a man wears gawdy jewelry and loud clothing. The result is the opposite of what’s desired by the wearer. Why do we (the readers of Listverse) care what some dimwitted pseudosophisticated pseudointellectual writes in a post when the vast majority of us know their tactic to be nothing more than a cry for attention?
70 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 7:15 am
To paraphrase Thomas Jefferson: …it does me no injury for my neighbor to say the list is too American or not American enough. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
71 Ananas
February 5th, 2010 at 7:17 am
@ 68 Bill
Please crawl back into your Foxnews cave and do not I REPEAT DO NOT talk to anyone, because hey, you might learn something (YUK!)
72 Glass
February 5th, 2010 at 7:24 am
This list is too international.
73 timefillmyeyes
February 5th, 2010 at 7:37 am
For the one about Watson and Crick: It is very likely that Rosalind Franklin actually knew the shape of DNA before Watson and Crick did, but Watson and Crick tricked her assistant into giving them her x-ray crystallography images so that they were able to quickly determine the shape and publish before she did. So they really didn’t contribute anything, they simply beat Franklin to the punch at publishing, using her own data nonetheless.
74 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 7:37 am
…and the viceral reactions are a glaring sign of fear. Case in point: #71 Ananas
@Glass #72–Excellent
75 Texaspeach
February 5th, 2010 at 7:45 am
I thought Al Gore invented the fax machine.
76 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 7:47 am
@Arsnl (63):
Is the largest French boarder in Australia an exchange student? How did he get so large?
@Bill (68):
Universal health care works, global warming is happening, and jokes about French surrender were still fresh in the fifties but they’ve grown rather tired.
77 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 7:47 am
So does Al Gore
78 Happypants78
February 5th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Hey JFrater, I know you remove comments that say “First Comment” because they annoy people. How about removing the comments that bash other peoples countries, as it is annoying AND offensive.
79 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 7:53 am
@Happypants78 (77) What else would you like to have censored there, Komrade?
80 Liee
February 5th, 2010 at 7:58 am
I’m so glad this list wasn’t worded as weirdly as the first one. Getting better
81 chingpower
February 5th, 2010 at 7:59 am
a genius like Einstein would probably do good in class. i’ve read an article saying he mastered differential and integral calculus at the age of 14. the myth that Einstein performed poor in school was just made up to encourage students that even if they marked low in class, they can still achieve something or be someone if they decide to. just like Einstein. ‘from school fail to top physicist’.
nice list btw.
82 Leopold Stoch
February 5th, 2010 at 8:02 am
@Scratch (76):
Global warming is happening… but it’s not our fault.
83 Chris
February 5th, 2010 at 8:04 am
@Chris: i am not very creative with names so you take Palmarium i take chris
84 63jax
February 5th, 2010 at 8:06 am
Things that i already know, most of ‘em, anyway.
85 Humbug
February 5th, 2010 at 8:14 am
I hate USA (Uniter States of Africa) not USA (United States of America) about that i don’t have any feeling neutral, i guess ! Einstein was a Jew because he indeed had been Circumcised!
86 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 8:16 am
@phreemynd (76): do you know the role of ryan oneil in love story is apparently based on al gore.He’s a freakkin genious.
87 CircleOfLight
February 5th, 2010 at 8:18 am
Imagine a World without US! No war nothing but peace everywhere….
88 SLiK-RO
February 5th, 2010 at 8:27 am
Amerrrrrica amerrrica, God shed his grace on theeeee
89 Sargon
February 5th, 2010 at 8:29 am
Did Einstein even exist? Maybe he was a myth like Jesus?
90 gav
February 5th, 2010 at 8:31 am
2-litre bottles of pop
5k cross country runs
cocaine sold by the gram
etc…
I think Americans are brilliant, using both standard and metric systems while the rest of the world is only adept at using the metric system. I’d hardly call Americans moronic for being able to do both.
Even our most undereducated people can convert grams to ounces. Can yours?
91 SLiK-RO
February 5th, 2010 at 8:34 am
@89-yes we can, because everyone buys marijuana.
92 Groogle
February 5th, 2010 at 8:34 am
I don’t think america sucks, just the U.S. jk, you yanks are alright
93 Sun God Ra
February 5th, 2010 at 8:48 am
The American’s FBI waged a 22-year campaign of spying and slander against Albert Einstein!During a State Department interrogation,according to an Associated Press report at the time: “Professor Einstein’s patience broke. His usual genial face stern and his normally melodious voice strident, he cried: ‘What’s this, an inquisition? Is this an attempt at chicanery? I don’t propose to answer such silly questions. I didn’t ask to go to America. Your countrymen invited me; yes, begged me. If I am to enter your country as a suspect, I don’t want to go at all. If you don’t want to give me a visa, please say so. Then I’ll know where I stand.’”
Read More:
http://www.wsws.org/articles/2002/sep2002/eins-s03.shtml
94 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 8:55 am
@Leopold Stoch (81):
You’re absolutely right, any appearance of humanity playing a role in global warming is a grand conspiracy orchestrated by renowned scientists in order to allow a former vice president and internet inventer to reap massive profits from an alarmist documentary. Why? Because they can.
95 kooter
February 5th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Do a list on the greatest state in the U.S.
or the shittiest one.
96 Taji
February 5th, 2010 at 9:04 am
Let’s go back in history…Without the U.S.A most of Europe would, most likely even now, been subjected to the evil of which is Hitler. Without the U.S.A, Asia would be flying Imperial Japan’s Rising Sun. We would not have all these independent countries that we are blessed with now. Freedoms would be severly limited. Peace comes at a price, and do you believe there is any other country out there that would take the initiative to help the masses? America gives billions in aid to countries all over the world…What do your countries do?
97 Porto
February 5th, 2010 at 9:06 am
@Sun God Ra (92): What do you expect from a bunch of loonies, other than to persecute a Great Man like Albert Einstein ?
98 Phil
February 5th, 2010 at 9:15 am
How USA deals with its own citizens ?
Don’t forget the “Japanese American internment”. It was the forcible relocation and internment by the United States government in 1942 of approximately 120,000 Japanese Americans and Japanese residing in the United States to camps called “War Relocation Camps”.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_americans_1942
99 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 9:18 am
@Scratch (75): Probably the guy loved them emu burgers.
*border. Geesh you spelling nazi you!
The australian border touches france in antarctica. Some 8000 km i think. But who can cross that border at -40C(or F).
100 Leopold Stoch
February 5th, 2010 at 9:18 am
@Scratch (93):
You’re absolutely correct ha ha, I mean why else would Al Gore make An Inconvenient Truth and then open a carbon credit selling company?
101 ITALO-CANADESE
February 5th, 2010 at 9:20 am
@GlasgowBoy1990 (29):
Ofcourse Italians invented the telephone and fax!
We are much smarter than sheep raping Scots! haha jk
102 Lifeschool
February 5th, 2010 at 9:25 am
Hi,
Who put Freddie Mercury at #7?
Well well, another day, another list. Some of those items were interesting to me, especially #3, and I agree the list was better in some way that your previous list Saint Cad. It’s a pitty the commenters have lowered themselves to the level of petty squabbling today – I had a good chuckle at yesterdays blog…
Item #2: I think we’ve had this before. Einstein was the butt of many jokes and he would be the first to join in – even setting up some practical jokes to send himself up. In reality, the guy knew his stuff backwards AND forwards even at an early age.
Bonus Item: Perhaps the title could have been “The United States is the only other country that measures things by feet, gallons, pounds, and degrees Fahrenheit outside of the UK“? At first I felt a little insulted that the writer failed to mention this – but then I quickly got over it. Besides what’s actually WRONG about Miles over Kilometers? Nothing. They are both very accurate units of measurement; and that’s it. Reading in extra meanings (one is older so it’s not as good, one uses rounded figures so it must be better) is absurd. We use ‘Pi’ to measure things – which is old (950B.C.) and probably predates the Roman Mile (the mille passus or millia passuum – Buc/Ames?) – and yet we still use this archaic Iron Age constant in measurements.
@deeeziner (45): You may find it all depends on the list. The veterans are still here, silently observing what’s going on without wishing to get involved, but given a good list they come out to play. Randall used to be severely bombastic but has wised considerably; and now steps in only when the bullshit has gone too far. (his grave will simply read “I’m Dead – No Fucking Bullshit!”).
Often, the commenters who have botherd to upload a picture onto the LV are more interesting than the casual guests.
103 phreemynd
February 5th, 2010 at 9:28 am
@Arsnl (85) I think you mean ‘genius’. I’m not sure I’ve ever seen “Love Story”. If I did, it was too long ago. How does that relate?
104 jes
February 5th, 2010 at 9:33 am
FINALLY! JOB WELL DONE!!!!!!
In light of Wednesday’s “American” list tragedy, wherein the “Error: [reality] pattern” was used, I could see where someone would get dizzy trying to figure out this list’s **correct** use of syntax with the “Error: [error] pattern.” Regardless, this list is how it should have been done all along!
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!
See @jes (84) on Wednesday’s list: Yet Another 10 Fascinating Facts That Are Wrong
And for @Arsnl (108) on Wednesday’s list: Yet Another 10 Fascinating Facts That Are Wrong, who said “your comment is like a treasure hunt map with 200 rutes. Only no treasure at the end.” If you need any more proof that I was right, look at the obvious change in syntax in this list as opposed to Wednesday’s list. Arse.
@get a clue (53): speak for yourself. I think it’s fantastic that Saint Cad fixed the problem and did not continue to march blindly into the abysmal road of idiocracy that is paved with pride.
I praise the use of constructive criticism by the author in order to maintain the quality of Listverse. Again, Saint Cad, JOB WELL DONE!
105 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 9:42 am
@Leopold Stoch (99):
EX-actly, why else would they say these things other than to help a chunky politician make some money? So very altruistic of those scientists, to consider the needs of Al Gore before their own scientific integrity.
@Arsnl (98):
Don’t ever call me a Nazi. Thank you.
106 Forsythia
February 5th, 2010 at 9:45 am
@CircleOfLight (86):
Oh, right that’s the U.S. in the Palestinian/Israeli conflict….right…wait….no, no…that’s NOT the U.S.
And just so we’re clear, it’s not the people of the United States that are causing all these problems of war and hatred. It is the goverment, which most citizens of the U.S. complain about themselves! It is not the everyday American you should dislike, it is the Americans in power.
107 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 9:46 am
@phreemynd (102): im guessing english is your first language. If so you have no empathy whatsoever. Or maybe you are genious. English being my 3rd languge i think im doing pretty good. Im really tired of these bastards: if you’ve been talking english all your life why dont you be respectful i am willing to learn this languange.
I guess thats a reason why people hate americans. Cuz people generaly hate empires (brits were not loved; french were hated and that goes the same for the russian). And i personally hate cocky people. And you’ve got plenty of them in the us. Look at bill. You are a cock too but i dont know if you are americano.
108 John Sherman
February 5th, 2010 at 9:48 am
Thanks to Chris for his kind words about America. I am an American and I think America is a great country. Sadly, we’ve been saddled with a terrible government for a long time now. This is true of most countries, I think. Germany is an amazing country. Art, music, literature, science… Amazing. But it had a pretty awful government for a while in the 30s and 40s. England, France, Italy, Spain have all had their moments with ugly, brutal, insensitive governments. I’m hoping American is finally getting over her moment.
Oh, and I think the main reason we haven’t gone metric is that it would not only cost an obscene amount of money to do so, it would be a truly Herculean task for a country this size. Plus, “If it ain’t broke …”
109 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 9:58 am
@Scratch (104): You are officially the first person that got pissed off for being called a spelling (grammar) nazi. You seemed like a guy with a sense a humor. My bad.
@Forsythia (105): yes but guess what you get to vote. The american people votes. Its not like in north korea. You voted for your liders. So stay behind them. And generally when people say americans are stupid- they dont mean forsynthia is stupid. I think that obvious. Plus dont forget to check out the meaning of the word “net troll”.
Also when people make stereotypes they check out a minority. They dont do statistical surveys. They just read Bill’s comment and think: woow americans are ignorant.
110 Not Red Devil
February 5th, 2010 at 10:00 am
O my god is that red devil! He’s so cool I’m definitly joining him fighting 1st battle legion!! I wish I was him!
111 WhoCares
February 5th, 2010 at 10:00 am
This site has really gone downhill…
112 heatherrr.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:03 am
why are lists criticized as being too american when like 80% of the world’s popular culture originates from america ?!? i’ve been in 8 different countries worldwide and every where i go, there are american tv shows, movies, and especially music !! and yes, keep talking shit about our country, and when some major catastrophe or disaster happens in your country, just send all those relief aid checks and selfless soldiers back on home ! woo
113 FoxTrot
February 5th, 2010 at 10:03 am
@Scratch (75): Global Warming is now called Climate Change. Lots of people making money off it too.
114 Lifeschool
February 5th, 2010 at 10:11 am
@Forsythia (105): .”..it’s the Americans in power.” – yeah we know. No point spelling it out yet again. It’s an embarracement, not only to a nation, but also to the world in general. Now calm it down on the anti-American hype people. The truth is (and I know this really hurts deep inside) but really, NOBODY cares. I know YOU care Forsythia – otherwise your wouldn’t have posted – but seriously, anti-American (anti-jewish, name calling, any talk of Israel or the middle east) are skipped over. People generally visit this site because it’s a fascinating library of knowledge – and anything that fits that criteria is read and enjoyed, while life’s too busy otherwise.
Ok, sorry about that… I’ve read many interesting comments from you before, and I know I will again. Man, they’ll try to get a rise out of you – they do it to everyone here hoping to start a paper war. I know you fell for it – but I know you’re smarter.
115 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 10:14 am
@Arsnl (108):
I generally get pissed when people compare everyday occurrences and behaviour with a racist totalitarian regime that my ancestors were oppressed by and resisted.
@FoxTrot (111):
How is it possible for such a short comment to be so unenlightening that I regret reading it?
116 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 10:22 am
@Scratch (113): well it is just a metaphor. But in fact you are more suited to be spelling commie as you wish for everybody to speak like you: “correctly”. I do think you ate your spelling borsch today as you have a great strenght in combating all the mistakes ive made…and keep on making.
117 Hugh
February 5th, 2010 at 10:23 am
Great List! Guys be smart!
Do not feed the trolls” , DNFTT redirect here.
A troll is someone who posts inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as an online discussion forum, chat room or blog, with the primary intent of provoking other users into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion
118 voice of reason
February 5th, 2010 at 10:26 am
A)Universal Health Care is a no brainer. If you REALLY dont believe in universal health care then you must be some kind of nimwit. Do you really think the American healthcare system works? I’m not a Michael Moore fan by any stretch of the imagination but all the evils and bad things you Americans hear from your government about other countires health care is a joke. No, sorry the real joke is that there are actual Americans who believe that private health care is the way to go… are you F#%@ng kidding me? REALLY?
These are the same people that thought voting Bush in over and over again was a good idea. this is the reason the rest of the world call you retarded, or stupid or etc. the plain fact that the majority of you ARE.
Take the most basic thing people need – HEALTH and make it a private enterprise, forcing people to quit their jobs and live in ruins just to stay alive.
On top of all this do you realize that you are TRILLIONS of dollars in debt? Does that even register? Throw in the economy, the scams, the banking system and what do you have? a JOKE.
I spent years living in Canada and the amount of love that Canadians have for their American neighbors is ridiculous. I could never understand how Canadians can still call the US “brothers and sisters”… America has embarassed all of North America.
Come over here to Europe and try to explain that you invented this, and that and were the first people on the moon, bla bla bla. Fact of the matter is you are trillions of dollars in debt, and in ten years time China and India will be the dominant countries in the world and the U.S.A will be a third world country. Well, at least you will be a very good looking third world country as 80% of the population will be plastic and have fake boobs.
119 Lifeschool
February 5th, 2010 at 10:36 am
@voice of reason (116): Really.
Next!
120 Murray Sinclair
February 5th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Anyone that hates the United States is overlooking the flaws of their own countries. Yes, we have done some more than regrettable things, but nothing really worse than anything any other country has. There was war before the US. There was devastation of natural resources before the US (why do you think anyone came over here in the first place?) and there was the “English” system before the US. Stop crying, you suck just as bad as we do.
And people that just LOVE the ol’ red, white and blue are naive in thinking that its the same country it once was. The Constitution (one of the greatest documents ever written as far as I’m concerned) has been trampled on for years, not to mention the way we built most of our history on the oppression of different races. We have given the world so much good, but we’re not perfect, stop trying to convince everyone we are, because you’re the only ones that think so.
Also, Global Warming is a lie. Google it.
121 Luv4Tahoe
February 5th, 2010 at 10:44 am
I’ve read every list published on this site. I’ve even dropped a comment or two in the last couple months. It used to be fun, but now, it only gets me angry, and it carries on throughout my day. The comments used to be written by intelligent people, (long time LV commenters, you know who you are), with wit and saavy. Now, it’s full of arrogant, stick-up-their ass, jump on the “let’s all hate the U.S.” bandwagon trolls. I come here to learn interesting facts about not only my country, but others as well, and am bombarded by hateful, uneducated, disgusting comments about my beloved country. I realize it’s not “cool” or “popular” to love the U.S. these days, but I thank God everyday I was lucky enough to be born in this great country, as opposed to ANY other place on the face of this earth. Just as I am sure you feel the same about your country. So, because I am NOT for censorship, and believe that NO one has the “right” to NOT be offended, (like so many people these days believe), I am going to find something else to do with my spare time, and let you people rant all you like about my country and it’s citizens. Thanks to all those commenters who contributed great stories and bits of interesting info, and thanks to JFrater for this once great, now tainted, list site. Bye all!
122 Arsnl
February 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am
@Luv4Tahoe (119): bye tahoe. I was wrong you do love your country. And appreciate it.
123 Ernie R. Henson
February 5th, 2010 at 10:55 am
“Mouton-Rothschild is a top grade Chateau claret.” There is no error here. In 1855, Mouton was classified as a 2nd growth, but in 1973 it was elevated to a first growth. It is the only wine to ever be elevated to first growth status. Please check your research before you publish such “facts”
124 psychosurfer
February 5th, 2010 at 10:56 am
@? (30): Exactly my same thought.
The United States is the only country that measures things by feet, gallons, pounds, and degrees Fahrenheit
I´m sick of the “too american” issue, but hey! can´t anyone see the problem with previous statement.
I´m sure it was a parapraxis by the author, an interesting one by the way…
125 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am
@Arsnl (114):
Whatever man. I facetiously corrected one mistake, you insulted me, and then I requested that you never call me a Nazi again. So, kindly, please do not do that again, it is a personal annoyance of mine.
@all of the anti-Americans
Really, grow up. I love American culture and American people in general. Sure, the loudest Americans can be overbearing, their foreign policy can be controversial, but most of them are truly wonderful people. You should really visit the U.S. sometime.
This is a great list. Don’t ruin it by trashing good people
126 Nasaka
February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 am
@Murray Sinclair (118): Which country killed 90,000–166,000 people in Hiroshima and 60,000–80,000 in Nagasaki ? The single evil country that used a apocalyptic device on the citizens of a country? Yea, we love you!
127 Lifeschool
February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 am
Ahhh, That’s so much better people!, a fair comment deserves a fair response.
@ Arsnl (120): A welcome comment, full respect, now you and Scratch shake hands and walk away. I know it’s not easy sometimes when one person doesn’t understand the other – even a joke – but I think you two have gotten past it now. Let’s move on.
128 Leopold Stoch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 am
@Scratch (123):
It goes both ways though, as a Canadian I don’t mind reading lists about the states, and seeing comments that bash the states are annoying and useless for sure, but seeing comments like 34, 95 and 110 that ask where would the world be without the states are pretty annoying too.
@Luv4Tahoe (119):
Or you could just read the lists and not the comments…
129 ocdtetris
February 5th, 2010 at 11:20 am
Great to see a really international list! I never understand some of the more american focused ones
130 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:23 am
@Leopold Stoch (126):
Well, yes, Americans who think that the United States is the single most important entity in the universe and that all countries outside of their borders are living in third-world hellholes are bothersome and tend to fan the flames of hatred. However, their idiocy does not justify the outright hatred people spew at Americans.
131 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:24 am
*all residents of countries outside their . . .
132 Lifeschool
February 5th, 2010 at 11:25 am
@Nasaka (124): Right, this is my last comment – promise! Every country in the WORLD has gone to war at some point and has been responsible for killing thousands or hundreds of thousands of people. Yes, the Bomb killed many in one blow – but it brought an end to a war which would have gone on to kill many many times more – on all sides. I could go on explaining to folks why their anti-American arguments are misguided in some way, but I really can’t be arsed. See ya’ll tomorrow maybe.
133 Winston
February 5th, 2010 at 11:34 am
These comments are too American
134 jrstar96
February 5th, 2010 at 11:35 am
Mouton-Rothschild actually is a top-grade Chateau claret. the list was re-done in 1973 and it was made Premiers Crus. I also think they re-did their slogan at the same time. So unless you own a bottle over 37 years old it should have the new classification and slogan.
135 Leopold Stoch
February 5th, 2010 at 11:36 am
@Scratch (128):
The bottom line is people just like to hate, and hate leads to more hate, it’s a vicious circle, but fortunately it’s easy to ignore on LV and the more you let people know it bugs you the more they will do it, just like any bully really.
136 Nasaka
February 5th, 2010 at 11:44 am
@Lifeschool (129): Why not do it in Palestine/Israel conflicts etc if saving people is your goal ? No, matter what your rant is about ending the war, it never justifies the use of such a horrific device ,whose blow the generations to come have to bear!
137 voice of reason
February 5th, 2010 at 11:48 am
TRILLIONS of dollars in debt
138 voice of reason
February 5th, 2010 at 11:53 am
lifesschool is an bit of an idiot
139 Maggot
February 5th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
@Chris (34): Read the lists, stop reading ones you don’t like and stop pissing and moaning.
@deeeziner (45): I can remember a time here at LV when reading the comments to a list were just as educational as the list itself…Nowadays the comments area reads like a “poor me, I didn’t get what I wanted from Santa, so I’m just gonna throw poo like a rabid ape” shopping list.
I believe it was our founding father Jamie Frater who once said: “Ask not what a list can do for you, but what you can do for a list.” He stole that line from Kennedy btw.
140 Scratch
February 5th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
@Leopold Stoch (132):
True enough. It’s sad really.
141 Fire
February 5th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
@Maggot (136): @Scratch (137): ” A poor man had Maggots in his wounds that he was scratching so viciously that it started bleeding”! Nice List !
142 Michael
February 5th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Hahahaha voice of reason, you say that the US will be a 3rd world country in 10 years? You don’t even know what a 3rd world country is. Read a book you moron.
143 Benjamin
February 5th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
well, this is my first post, but I’ve been a LV fan for a while now. I hate to say it, but I want more American lists. You know why? Because America is slammin’. I didn’t even feel that patriotic until I read all the comments from the rude American-bashing pricks. It just makes me realize why all of us Americans are hated: because humans are monkeys and we have to demonize someone and it might as well be the biggest swingin’ cock on the block. My country may mess up every now and then, but at least we do it with a pair of shades on, a beer in hand and a lit lucky strike. You can keep your berets and teatime and fight your own danm wars. We will keep rocking ’til the god damn apocalypse. Deal with all of your tyranical neighbors alone. We can take care of ourselves. USA! USA! USA!
144 Sophie
February 5th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
@ Taji (95) you americans are too full of yourselves
145 Benjamin
February 5th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
America! Fuck yeah! Comin’ again to save the mother fuckin’ day, yeah! America! Fuck yeah!
Terrorists your days are through cause now you have to answer to America! Fuck yeah! So lick my butt and suck on my balls!
146 steve
February 5th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Reading these comments is like watching a couple of monkeys fuck a football.
147 Benjamin
February 5th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
The only reason everyone is hating on America is because they think they’ll seem intelligent by doing so. You wouldn’t be saying half the shit you are if there wasn’t an ocean between us. We can’t help who we’re lead by. You say all that like your countries aren’t lead by money grubbing pussies with other agendas. If I were in the same room, I’d slap your berets off and pour your tea in your laps. I love my country, so you can suck my red, white and blue dick. (Yes, I am having that looked at by a doctor that my government doesn’t have to pay for)
148 nicoleredz3
February 5th, 2010 at 12:49 pm
@ Benjamin (141): Wow… First class retardism delivered to my door step? Thanks, but no thanks… Aye, Dios mio… :-/
149 vanish71
February 5th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
For everyone who is not American just be happy you have cool accents and can come over here and steal all of our women.
150 nicoleredz3
February 5th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
America’s the land of everyone from everywhere else. I’d say foreigners made it “great” and the naturals only use obscenities to build up almost completely baseless points… Just saying.
151 nicoleredz3
February 5th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Don’t mind me ranting; I’m just glad it’s weekend and felt compelled to linger out my skin, for a bit… Lol!
152 dianasvoice
February 5th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
You gave credit to Khalil Gibran!!!! Awesome! Great list!
I have been enamored of Khalil Gibran since my teen years. Inspiring…lets have a top ten Khalil Gibran quotes list!
Well ok maybe everyone here might not be as interested as I in said subject matter, but it would seriously geek me out.
153 Benjamin
February 5th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Whatever, broad. Go ahead and call me a retard. You sound like a six year old, and again, wouldn’t say that to someone’s face.
154 Benjamin
February 5th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I’m just sick of people bashing my country over and over on a site that I love. I’ve been coming to LV for a while and haven’t commented- until now. So, just so you know, when you insult something I love and am am part of, I’ll let you know where you can go- anywhere else in the fucking world.
155 vanish71
February 5th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
BTW why does evreyone hate America? I get the bush thing but besides a couple of stupid wars, what did we really do? I study history and I don’t remember (besides bush) when we did a giant middle finger to the world to make yall(yes I am from the south)hate us. Anyway I went Europe over the summer last year and the only people that were kind of jerk were French. I went to England, France, Holland, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, Greece, Spain and even Lux. and everyone seemed really nice and happy to see us. I just don’t know what we did.
156 Freedom
February 5th, 2010 at 1:11 pm
@nicoleredz3 (147): This is the least we expect from the top commenter of LV !So, Please don’t bash the US! WE don’t need this here! You are better than this!
Audience
64.5% North American
22.9% European
Top Commenter
1. nicoleredz3 (138 comments)
157 kat
February 5th, 2010 at 1:28 pm
I have been coming to this site for a long time, and have never posted anything until now. But, I have to say I think it’s quite funny that everyone complains that everything on this site is so “Americanized”, but this list is ‘international’ and people are still focusing on America in the comments! Get over it, if you hate the country so much shut up about it and focus on something else, like… the list maybe?
158 techstyles
February 5th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Um, loads of people in Britain still use the imperial system – coz we’re stubborn…
Also I’m a bit sick of the anti American comments too – and I’m Scottish ( “,)
It’s just the natural jealousy towards the current superpower.
Give it ten years and they’ll all be bashing China or India or Euro-corp (TM) or whatever.
I come here to learn stuff about random topics (and a bit about human nature) so post it wherever it’s from – and let us hoover up the randomness….
159 GoddessLost
February 5th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
@techstyles (154): Ha, Euro-Corp.
Anywho, Good job Saint Cad for BOTH of your lists from yesterday to today. Never mind the controversy in the comments, I would love to see more of your work here on LV. Keep up the good work!
160 deeeziner
February 5th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
@Maggot (136): Yeah… but things are almost to the point of “pearls before swine”.
As for Jamie’s motto as you have related it to us….What’s the difference a few nouns. I just hope that our fearless leader doesn’t attract the attention of some Oswald wannabe.
161 deeeziner
February 5th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Geez…The last sentence of my comment # 156 reads way worse than it looked before I pressed submit. *slinks away*
162 demon
February 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
I find it hard to care about other countries. And get it right people americans invented everything. Ever. We invented life. You other country fucks are just jealous. When you finally get the technology and advancements of this century give us a holler. Until then shut your fucking mouths and eat shit commies.
163 astraya
February 5th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Australia’s and France’s territorial claims in Antarctica are not recognised by international law, therefore there is no border between the two countries there.
164 pad9396
February 5th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
a notable omission from germany is that people say adolf hitler was a jew, which is entirely untrue
165 crisismaven
February 5th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Very nice. Many people, when asked, also think, that air with a higher humidity would sink against drier air which they think would rise. It’s just the opposite – water molecules are lighter than O2 or N2 (oxygen and nitrogen). Therefore water vapour will always rise, which is why many flat roofs are not actually leaking (although people pay for another layer of bitumen every spring
, but the water dropping can well be dew falling from UNDERNEATH.
166 Carole
February 5th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
I am confused as to why this list caused so many anti American comments.
I just found this to be another nerdy list about pointless things.
Because you people never watch any movies that are more than 20 years old, you wouldn’t know that the Titanic wasn’t the first ship to use S.O.S. In the movie “A Night To Remember’ based on a book by a Titanic survivor, the signal man is told to try the new distress call after all his initial messages are ignored.
And the wine thing is the nerdiest, smuggest, thing I have ever read.
167 MamaBear2Cubs
February 5th, 2010 at 4:03 pm
I didn’t know any of this, but I know alot of people that know both the Metric and our American system. In my school you could learn the metric system for extra credit.
168 Dusky
February 5th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Great, now all I can imagine is pieces of bamboo running away from Panda’s
169 Alison
February 5th, 2010 at 4:29 pm
At least the USA is consistent, in Canada half the time we use the metric system and half the time we don’t, for example speed limits are measured in kilometres but most people don’t use metric when they measure food to cook or bake. It’s kind of confusing.
Anyway, interesting list. I’ve heard before it was a lie about Einstein doing badly in school, and when you explain the translation mess with the grading system, it makes sense the story got mixed up like it did.
170 WeTalkin
February 5th, 2010 at 4:37 pm
@Ernie R. Henson
““Mouton-Rothschild is a top grade Chateau claret.” There is no error here. In 1855, Mouton was classified as a 2nd growth, but in 1973 it was elevated to a first growth. It is the only wine to ever be elevated to first growth status. Please check your research before you publish such “facts””
Hm. The latter half of your statement is incorrect. Mouton-Rothshchild is not “the only wine to ever be elevated to first growth status.” Chateau Catemerle in the Haut-Medoc AOC was given First Great Growth status in 1856. Although the nature of Chateau Catemerle’s addition was not quite the same, the elevation of it AS WELL AS Mouton-Rothschild to First Growth status are the only TWO changes/elevations in classification ever since the of the Bordeaux Wine Official Classification of 1855 was established.
So… yeah, you should check your research before using your “facts” to tell other people to check their own.
@jrstar96
Correct, M-R changed their slogan in 1973 to reflect the new status: “Premier je suis, Second je fus, Mouton ne change.” – which translates to “First, I am. Second, I used to be. But Mouton does not change.”
171 WeTalkin
February 5th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
There’s some typos and other random word/grammatical/etc. things wrong with what I just wrote, I am aware.
172 ZibbyYamala
February 5th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
nice list, i personally don’t have a problem with anything being too american … but whatever! : )
173 Im right
February 5th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Wow.
I just read through the comments since my last post and there are about 4 “I love America” rants and all of them prove my point exactly. One person commented on how America can’t help who leads them… ummm try democracy your dumbass. Someone else commented about how America invented everything. Well yes thats true… you invented plastic surgery and smog. Pretty much it. Oh ya and a corrupt financial market, sorry I forgot about that one. I also like the typical “shutup commies” and the threats about beating the s#$# out of the U.S.A bashers.
Plain and simple – the U.S is the fat, retarded kid in the playground who is tough only in the eyes of his own toys in the sandbox. IE: his imagination. He talks to himself about how great he is while the other countries laugh quietly to themselves.
I just dont know how you have any pride left when are TRILLIONS of dollars in debt, and dont try and tell me that money was spent making the world a better place. You spent it destroying countries in the middle east.
And about the poster that referred to getting his penis fixed and not having his government pay for it: Im glad your happy with that idea. You’d prefer your government to spend money pissing off the rest of the world. Anyone who says that universal healthcare is a bad thing is a giant retard whose stupidity knows no bounds. I feel so sorry for how dumb you are.
174 Ned
February 5th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
I like Americans! They’re funny. Some of the coolest stuff ever written, invented, said and manufactured has come from you guys. I just wish you hadn’t invented rampant commercialism. Otherwise, keep up the good work!
175 C R
February 5th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
As it stands, the winners will always write the history books.
176 Maximuz04
February 5th, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Bonus Fact:
Foreigners often believe the description that the US is backward. While it is out official system, people in the sciences are required to know BOTH systems with EASY TRANSITION between them. This is a lot more than I could say for any foreigner ive ever met
177 Forsythia
February 5th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
@Lifeschool (111):
Hey, why are you so nice to me?
Yeah, I did get annoyed. Fell into the trap damnit!
178 lsky
February 5th, 2010 at 6:27 pm
Nice list.
I’ve been coming to LV for quite some time now and while I usually don’t read the comments, I started to once I noticed the openers of lists mentioning complaints about it being too American.
I’m not naive enough to think that intolerance, mudslinging, etc. does not exist, but I always thought of this as a respectable site where people with the same intellectual curiousity as me could come to fill their needs. I assume the majority of people who visit are looking for this, but you wouldn’t know it by reading these comments.
Yes, I’m American. I embrace my German and Italian ancestry. My plans for my life are to visit as many countries in this world as possible and learn everything I can from their people. I read every book that touches my hands, listen to any genre of music, study history- and not just my country’s, know and appreciate the value of art and welcome change. When I graduate college I want to join the Peace Corps and use my governments money to help those who need it. And yes, this will add to the $13 trillion debt we have, but don’t complain if its you or your countrymen that I’m helping.
I am not a racist, a bigot, overweight, plastic, uneducated or diluded into thinking my country is the supreme ruler of the world.
Please know that not everyone here in the USA is any of the things you all have said in your comments.
But those who are everything you have said they are, and there’s many, fuck ‘em. They don’t know shit anyway.
179 Ned
February 5th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
@lsky (173):
You are the Americans I like!
180 earthformicidae
February 5th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Quit trying to push your books. I’m published five times and I don’t need this desperation. Get a life, smell the coffee, and write for the love of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
181 Im right
February 5th, 2010 at 8:16 pm
bla bla bla.
I’ve just skimmed the comments section and I found that Americans are just the way everyone thinks they are. One guy saying “we dont choose who leads us”. Well, since you guys like to point out how good at war you are, you should know that you have a democracy you fought for just so you CAN decide who leads you.
I also like the one talking about how Americans invented everything. Well yes, America did invent alot, but in todays market, America is probably one of the most clueless countries in the modern world. But you can take pride in knowing you’ve created overweight, bullying know it alls and helped tank the worlds economy. And dont try and tell me that you are trillions of dollars in debt from helping other countires. Do your research, you are trillions of dollars in debt because you wanted to BLOW UP some countries. Imbecile.
America is the fat, mentally challenged kid sitting in the sandbox who is only tough in the eyes of his toys. IE: his imagination. Play by yourself while the rest of the world watches and laughs.
HA
HA
HA
182 Ned
February 5th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
@Im right (176):
Making sweeping gereralisations like that puts you on shaky ground using the word ‘imebcile’ to describe others. Don’t use the word ‘you’ when describing an entire country, a country made up of 260 million individuals many of whom have no control over whether or not their country goes to war.
What country are you from? I hope that ‘you’ have an utterly blameless reputation when it comes to colonialism and other historical mistakes. I live in New Zealand and avoid hassling others because of my own country’s history.
183 GlasgowBoy1990
February 5th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
@ ITALO-CANADESE (100):
If i wanted any lip from you i would have unzipped my jeans
Pathetic fucking italian.
184 VGV
February 5th, 2010 at 8:39 pm
Well here’s 2 the greatest nation on the whole face of planet earth : 1 in 5 is jobless in the great ol’ US of A as of this moment. YEAH GO TEAM US of flocking A !!! Wake up and smell the roses.
185 Irman Soe
February 5th, 2010 at 8:57 pm
hi..
it’s really a good n useful post
Thx..
Really Educational
186 landhog8
February 5th, 2010 at 9:04 pm
&Ned(169): We like you too!
Very intersting list!
187 Taji
February 5th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Actually the jobless rate at the moment is 10.1%…Half of what you are speculating it to be.
188 meaty urologist
February 5th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
@Im right (176):
You do realize that making ridiculous generalizations about the most diverse country in the world that happens to be made up of people from every other country on the planet makes YOU look like the imbecile right? You are no better than a racist who seeks out statistics to justify their hatred and sense of superiority over other races. Sounds to me like someone has an inferiority complex.
Also, I have seen quite a few people question the logic behind America’s stubborn clinging to the English system of measurement. Think about how much money and effort it would take to switch the world’s largest economy to the metric system now. It would be like suddenly switching languages. Everything from street signs, automobiles, machines, tools, gas stations, food products, and thousands of other things would have to be re-labeled and reproduced. Not to mention the way things are taught and measured in schools and business. We are talking about trillions of dollars.
Also, it’s not like we are all oblivious of the metric system. As someone who works in engineering, we are all very familiar with, and believe it or not, occasionally use it. Many of our tools and machines are dual purposed to work with either system. It will eventually become the standard here as well, but it isn’t going to happen overnight like many people seem to expect.
189 Taji
February 5th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
By the way…Keep up the good work JFrater. It’s been about a year since I’ve stumbled upon this site. I’ve been entertained ever since. Also, what ever happened to the Cogitz site (www.cogitz.com)? That site also offered some good reading.
190 VGV
February 5th, 2010 at 9:33 pm
@Taji (182): I wish i was speculating :
here’s a link ( there are more ) :
http://www.newser.com/story/77792/1-in-5-us-men-unemployed.html
191 Im right
February 5th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
America is not the most diverse country in the world. Yes there are alot of people from other cultures there, but not nearly as many as some other countires. Plus you dont embrace other culture, you squash it.
192 Ned
February 5th, 2010 at 9:46 pm
@Im right (186):
To repeat, where are you writing from?
193 BYoungs
February 5th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
I agree that the word “fascinatng” is very loosely used here.
194 What a load a shite
February 5th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
What a steaming pile of shite.
195 Ned
February 5th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
@Im right (186):
Because if you are writing from;
Britain
Germany
Belgium
Spain
Portugal
The Netherlands
Australia
China
Japan
Russia
Bosnia
France
Iraq
New Zealand
South Africa
India
Israel
Or any one of the huge number of nations that have made some mistakes in the near or distant past, you can just about stop busting America’s hump and get on with your life.
Let that huge part of you that spends all of its time hating everyone in the States develop a new interest. Stamp collecting or origami for instance.
196 curtishaugan
February 5th, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Burma and Lyberia? Maybe they haven’t changed over to metric because they are too busy bartering with goats and thatching the roofs of their straw houses. Hmm, yeah. The US is still the ONLY real country to still use the imperial system of measurement.
197 Taji
February 6th, 2010 at 12:25 am
@VGV (185):
I will agree with you that American men are suffering more in terms of job loss…but 10.1% is our national average for unemployment.
And to everyone:
What is causing such a big fuss over what system America uses? It’s not a world crisis that we still use the Imperial system…it works for us, just like the metric system works for the others. If it’s not your country, there is no need to squabble over what’s the best way to measure.
198 aeshy
February 6th, 2010 at 12:47 am
very informative
199 Sofar
February 6th, 2010 at 1:14 am
I’m a little annoyed by people using our lackadaisical approach to measurement as a slight against us Americans. Almost all of us are familiar with the metric system, we’re taught it in school. Our scientists use the metric system, and our cars have been built with metric bolts for decades (though for a while you could expect your car to be half metric and half SAE) just because we don’t use it in conversation doesn’t mean it’s an alien concept to us.
200 mobil88
February 6th, 2010 at 1:24 am
nice article, good blog…
http://mobil88.wordpress.com
201 vanevalentine
February 6th, 2010 at 2:13 am
didn’t know about the penicillin … awesome list here!
202 Ramsin
February 6th, 2010 at 2:57 am
That’s good to know!!!
203 Yawyack
February 6th, 2010 at 3:26 am
The UK officially and is legally bound to use the Metric System, but the Imperial System is still used simultaneously in many retail outlets. Also the public use both systems interchangeably using millimetres and centimetres for a small measurement but using inches, foot/feet, yard, mile and acre for anything larger (as opposed to metres and kilometres). They use litres and pints. And weighing small objects is normally done in grams but weighing yourself is done in stone and pounds rather than kilograms. Illegal drugs are sold in quarters and ounce. The only thing that has truly turned metric is the currency.
204 Urvashi Rawat
February 6th, 2010 at 5:05 am
It was a great reading but how can you justify the bit about Einstein?
205 Lifeschool
February 6th, 2010 at 6:50 am
@Yawyack (198): Yes, Agreed. Also temperature. When it’s cold we use ‘C (i.e its -7) but when it’s hot we use ‘F (i.e. it was 120 in the shade!). Kinda funny.
206 Axel
February 6th, 2010 at 8:40 am
Belize also uses Pounds etc, and also because we were a British Colony.
207 archangel
February 6th, 2010 at 9:16 am
@Im right (186):
Just a generalisation you make there. America though is the most diverse country on the planet because all people from all over the planet have sought to live there including wherever you come from.
The country may make mistakes and there are no doubt heaps of stupid people there, but the country also has great things in it and heaps of intelligent people. Plus, all countries are the same.
208 7raul7
February 6th, 2010 at 9:24 am
Fascinating ?? Who the hell calls these facts even entertaining. Hell, LV’s standards arent supposed to be so low. No. 9, 6 & 5 were so commonly known, I just tsked tsked.
Seriously … fascinating list ??
209 Lifecollege
February 6th, 2010 at 9:31 am
@Lifeschool (200): When are you going to grow up and go to college and make your parents proud!
210 America Hater
February 6th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Is their a new religion called “America Bashing” ,after reading these comments I want to join them and hate ,hate & hate ! Just Kidding!
211 elangovanshanmugam
February 6th, 2010 at 9:37 am
this is the first blog i am readin in my life… kudos sir..
the one about einstein was the most spl
212 msulli222
February 6th, 2010 at 10:22 am
I enjoyed this list a lot more than the other one- I think it was just better written (and I am American). The fact about penicillin made me a little sad- I’m allergic. Still interesting, though.
Among educated or polite people here in the US, stereotyping other countries is considered to be a sign of stupidity. I’m sure it is the same in other places as well. So, to all you trolls out there- you not only sound moronic to us Americans- even the stupid ones-, you likely also sound stupid to the intelligent people in your own country.
213 What a load a shite
February 6th, 2010 at 11:00 am
SHITE SHIT SHIE THISHEI HISHIWEE SHITES HISES HISEHTS SHITE
214 Jesus
February 6th, 2010 at 11:31 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE. BRITAIN IS *NOT* ENGLAND. BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES. THEREFORE BRITAIN =/= ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS NOT ENGLAND
BRITAIN IS *4* COUNTRIES, NOT *A* COUNTRY.
215 God
February 6th, 2010 at 11:33 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE. BRITAIN IS *NOT* ENGLAND. BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES. THEREFORE BRITAIN =/= ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS NOT ENGLAND
BRITAIN IS *4* COUNTRIES, NOT *A* COUNTRY
216 Mary
February 6th, 2010 at 11:34 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE. BRITAIN IS *NOT* ENGLAND. BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES. THEREFORE BRITAIN =/= ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS NOT ENGLAND
BRITAIN IS *4* COUNTRIES, NOT *A* COUNTRY!
217 GOD
February 6th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Wrong BRITAIN=ENGLAND
UNITED KINGDOM=SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES! Son learn Geography!
218 Joseph
February 6th, 2010 at 11:34 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE. BRITAIN IS *NOT* ENGLAND. BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES. THEREFORE BRITAIN =/= ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS NOT ENGLAND
BRITAIN IS *4* COUNTRIES, NOT *A* COUNTRY .
219 In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit
February 6th, 2010 at 11:35 am
FOR FUCKS SAKE. BRITAIN IS *NOT* ENGLAND. BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND AND WALES. THEREFORE BRITAIN =/= ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS NOT ENGLAND.
BRITAIN IS *4* COUNTRIES, NOT *A* COUNTRY.
220 In the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit
February 6th, 2010 at 11:36 am
@GOD
Are you fucking joking? BRITAIN = SCOTLAND, ENGLAND, NORTHERN IRELAND, WALES.
221 Edinburgh
February 6th, 2010 at 11:41 am
Scotland is obviously the best country on earth.
222 Layman Series
February 6th, 2010 at 11:44 am
United Kingdom=Great Britain +Northern Ireland
where as Great Britain=Scotland+England+Wales
In the name of the father ,the son and in the hole he goes!
223 666
February 6th, 2010 at 11:51 am
@Edinburgh (216): London is the worst village!
224 Edinburgh
February 6th, 2010 at 11:54 am
@666 (218): wut
225 nicoleredz3
February 6th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
@Freedom (152): You’re right the Americans rule the internet and the world, no wonder why it’s falling apart. Thanks! I apologise!
226 nicoleredz3
February 6th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Me? Top commenter? Lol! I think that’s an error… What about Bucslim?
227 kennypo65
February 6th, 2010 at 6:45 pm
Of course Einstein was a Jew, Jews are an ethnic group as well as a religion. I’m an agnostic, was brought up Catholic, and my mother was Jewish. Therefore I’m a Jew. Being Jewish isn’t about religion, it’s about heritage.
228 trickie
February 6th, 2010 at 9:20 pm
you posted another misconception for #5 Watson and Crick did not discover her structure of DNA Rosalind Franklin did they stole her work to make their model and gave her no credit to add insult to injury Crick later wrote a book about the discovery in which he mocks Franklin and the use of her work without her knowledge. She was unable to defend herself as she had died of cancer most likely as a result of the experiments she did to get her discovery (see documentary The Secret of Photo 51)
229 demon
February 6th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
pretty sad that even though our economy is failing and we have all the horrible fallicies that the you.s. Is still the most powerful country on earth. Eat it bitches.
230 CJ
February 7th, 2010 at 2:29 am
Re the English system of measurement thing … I live in Canada and although leftist governments of the 1970s tried to eliminate the Imperial measures (as they were called in Canada) a lot of them survive in everyday use. Notably, food stores still sell things in pounds and ounces, construction still uses inches and square feet, and tire pressure is still in psi (if a Canadian tries to tell you that everything is metric, ask him how many kilopascals he puts in his tires).
Another country that may not use English measures but has kept a lot of its own traditional units is Japan (where, incidentally, they drive on the left).
Oh, and if nobody else mentioned it, pandas are actually related to raccoons, not bears.
231 CanadianEh
February 7th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
I love America! And I love George Bush! At least the guy knew what he believed in and followed through, which is more than I can say for many other people.
232 nuriko
February 7th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
great list!
233 FJB
February 8th, 2010 at 5:50 am
“Premier ne puis. Second ne daigne. Mouton suis.” is in fact a parody of “Roi ne puis, prince ne daigne, Rohan suis ” (King I cannot be. Prince I do not deign to be. I am Rohan.)
“Rohan” has nothing to do with Théoden and Eowyn here, it’s an old noble French family (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Rohan).
234 Dionysus
February 8th, 2010 at 8:28 am
I like no.1. Let’s see, the imperial system, who could have inveted it? Yeah USA
235 ItsJustJake
February 8th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Too International.
236 Wael
February 8th, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Proud to see an entry about Lebanon xD. Gebran Khalil Gebran was one of the best and most influential writers in our country.
237 Yawyack
February 8th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@Jesus (209):
You obviously haven’t a clue about what you are spouting about. Great Britain refers to the island which consists of England, Scotland and Wales. And they are NOT countries! There is only one country and that country is the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.
238 laura
February 9th, 2010 at 5:52 am
“My first list was accused of being too American-centric.”
Oh my God. people will NEVER stop complaining about your lists.
The only reason why America is on here so much is because America has a lot of achievements and is a melting pot of every culture in the world, so of course we’re going to do some exceptional things. People just need to get over it.
239 javen the raven
February 9th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
some Italian guy invented the phone? phuck dat, It’s Canadian and we have the Bell museum in Cape Breton to prove it
240 Yawyack
February 9th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
@laura (233):
Nothing to do with the majority of the contributing lists being written by citizens of the US then?
241 AmericanScientist
February 10th, 2010 at 5:50 am
After an extensive examination of the comments, I have came to the conclusion that if you are not American, you are a piece of dog shit. – Thank you
242 potion
February 10th, 2010 at 10:04 am
You could also include the fact that Benjamin Franklin did not invent the bifocal although most people and google pages will say he did.
243 Vargas
February 10th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Neither did Flemming nor Howard Florey invent penicillin.
Wanna know who it was? Search google for “Clodomiro Picado Twight”
244 Marv in DC
February 12th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Congrats Bill
At least the majority of the citizens here in the USA were not as stupid as the rest of the world to fall for “Global Warming,” and “Universal Health Care.
You just proved that we are stupid.
245 Roy Sipel
February 15th, 2010 at 12:10 am
lol, fascinating….
Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel Roy Sipel
246 Mr.Doom
February 20th, 2010 at 3:55 pm
It’s important to note that while flemming is credited with the discovery of penecillin it had been known to people as far back as roman times where horse riders would rub the mould into thier saddle sores to prevent infection however like flemming no one could use the mould and create a sufficient antibiotic, even Florey and Chain had problems creating an effective method of producing penecillin as thier process took a long time.
247 Finbar
February 28th, 2010 at 5:52 pm
We British have had the Metric system imposed on us and, indeed, most organisations and companies must use it by law. However, we still drink our pints, travel in miles(signposts always use miles), use feet and inches and stones and pounds. Tell an average British person that he or she weighs 73 kilograms or is 1.8 metres tall and you will get a look of utter bewilderment. we also, for some reason like to use fahrenheit when it is hot and centigrade when it is cold.
248 car dolly
May 10th, 2010 at 7:42 am
I also thought that Pandas eat only bamboo…he he…it's absolutely wrong! thanks for sharing…
cheers
car dolly
249 AnaBana
July 5th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I agree we measue length in feet/ miles but I've only ever seen grams/ liters.
250 Lisa
July 7th, 2010 at 4:30 am
I've switched over to bartering recently for most of anything I can get without having to shell out cash. There are a couple sites out there to use, to connect with people who are looking to trade/swap items or even services (carpentry work for auto work, etc). One of the sites I use is Baarter.com – http://baarter.com
251 Pho
July 14th, 2010 at 3:13 pm
Einstein was a dyslexic for science sake.How can you say he was not a poor student when he was a dyslexic?And the american politician did not plagiarize anything.They just use famous quotes in famous spechees.But they never admit it them like their own.
252 anonyme
July 20th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Axtual, Mouton has (sort of) a first growth since 1973, by a peculiar special decree. This doesn't make entire sense. The original classification had no special coercive authority – it was just the pecking order used for the Exposition Universelle in 1855. It became accidentally frozen, and courts have ruled that only wine from the 1855 classification are "crus class'es". Just what can possibly be meant by "declaring" that the list has changed is unclear, except that one is probably breaking the law in France if one contradicts it.
Mouton's motto (which is now "Premier je suis, Second je fus, Mouton ne change") is obviously modelled on the de Rohan motto: one version of it is "Roi ne puis, prince ne daigne, Rohan je suis.".
253 David
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:21 am
Yes, Italians invented the telephone and fax!
Very nice. Great to see a really international list!
misting systems, bus charters, patio umbrellas, bus rentals, water mist systems, bus charter
254 Boston Red Sox
July 23rd, 2010 at 11:44 am
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255 Alisha Crider
July 28th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Definitely needs more cowbell