It has been a while since “10 Terrible Bigots in Modern History” was released and it has proven to be quite a popular list, with many commentors clamoring on about people that were missed. So, here are ten more examples of human slime deserving mention in order to supplement the first list.
David Ernest Duke got his start in the white nationalist circuit as Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. During his tenure, he attempted to put a more positive spin on the Klan by reinventing them as a simple organization looking out for the rights of white Americans. Not surprisingly, the exchange of white robes for suits and ties didn’t sit well with most Americans, white and black, who were still haunted by memories of the violence that the Klan had committed during the Civil Rights movement. Duke entered politics in 1979, running for the District 10 State Senate seat in his home state of Louisiana as a Democrat, finishing second. In 1988 he ran in the Democratic Presidential primaries, but his campaign failed to have any impact, but followed this up with a 1989 win in the Louisiana State House after switching his affiliation to Republican.
Duke has praised Ernest Zündel, a prominent holocaust denier, even calling him a “political prisoner” when Zündel was imprisoned in Germany for inciting ethnic hatred. Duke himself has engaged in holocaust denial, and in 2002 published his book “Jewish Supremacism: My Awakening on the Jewish Question”, in which he asserts that Jews are racist by nature (similar to how many black nationalists assert whites are racist by nature). Duke has also blamed the 9/11 attacks on the Israeli Mossad, and parroted the now discredited idea that 3,000 Israeli businessmen were ordered to stay home on 9/11. His articles routinely appear on Stormfront, the largest online forum dedicated to white supremacism and neo-Nazism.
Ernst Zündel was born in Bad Wildbad in Germany, and emigrated to Canada when he was 19. He would later spend most of his life in that country. Initially working as a graphic designer, he came to prominence as an activist against perceived “discrimination” against German-Canadians due to media bias. It was during this time that his openly neo-Nazi views became well known, especially with the publication of his antisemitic pamphlet “The Hitler We Loved and Why”.
Zündel is most famous for his denial of the Holocaust. In the 1970s he founded Samisdat Publications, devoting it to printing neo-Nazi and Holocaust denial material, such as the book “Did Six Million Really Die?”, which asserted that the Holocaust was made up by the Jews and the Allies as a pretext for the establishment of the State of Israel. Zündel has also published material obsessing over Allied “war crimes” during World War II (completely ignoring German war crimes) and openly supported Nazi war criminals. During the trial of Imre Finta, he told a survivor of the Holocaust who confronted him “Listen, yeah, we are gonna get you yet, don’t you worry.”
Malik Zulu Shabazz is the current head of the New Black Panther Party (NBPP), the purported descendant of the original Black Panther Party of the 60s and 70s (the original Party members have disowned the new group). During his time as a student at Howard University, Shabazz fell under the tutelage of Khalid Abdul Muhammad, who according to Shabazz “helped to shape my life and was a captain and minister over me.” From Muhammad, Shabazz would inherit the vile anti-white and antisemitic views that would characterize his career.
Shabazz joined the Nation of Islam in 1995, participating in the group’s October 16th “Million Man March” in Washington D.C. The day before the rally, at a “Black African Holocaust Nationhood Conference”, Shabazz stated “America should be glad that every black man is not on a killing spree for all the suffering they [white Americans] have done.” In 1998, he tried to organize a “Million Youth March” in Harlem, during which he threatened to kill police officers; “The only solution any time there is a funeral in the black community, is a funeral in the police community.” He told his followers. In 2000, during a rally organized by Al Sharpton, he called for a race war (“For every casket and funeral in our community, there should be a casket and funeral in the enemy’s community”). Parroting neo-Nazi conspiracy theories, he has repeatedly insinuated that the Jews were involved in the 9/11 attacks, and has given support to convicted cop killer Mumia Abu Jamal. Protesting B’nai B’rith in 2002, he said “Kill every goddamn Zionist in Israel! Goddamn little babies, goddamn old ladies! Blow up Zionist supermarkets!”, and multiple times has blamed Jews for the slave trade.
When most people think of native Hawaiian culture, they think of a proud people who are also full of aloha and willing to live side by side with those who share their islands with them. Apparently, Haunani-Kay Trask never got the memo. Born in California in 1949, Trask graduated from the University of Wisconsin in 1972 and later came to Hawaii, where she gained a professorship at the University of Hawaii. It was here that she became involved with the unseemly elements of the Hawaiian Sovereignty movement.
Blending Hawaiian ethnic nationalism with racial supremacism, Trask and her fellow hardcore sovereignty activists have created what Professor Kenneth Conklin calls “Hawaiian supremacism”. When a University of Hawaii student named Joey Carter wrote an editorial in the student newspaper against the use of the Hawaiian word “haole”, a Hawaiian word originally meaning “foreigner” which has increasingly been used as a racial slur against whites, Trask replied by demeaning him; “Too bad, Mr. Carter, you are a haole and you always will be …” she wrote in her reply, further stating “If Mr. Carter does not like being called haole, he can return to Louisiana. Hawaiians would certainly benefit from one less haole in our land. In fact, United Airlines has dozens of flights to the U.S. continent every day, Mr. Carter. Why don’t you take one?” Not surprising, as Trask has worked with groups which assert that kanaka maoli (native Hawaiians) have exclusive rights to the Hawaiian islands and advocate the expulsion of all non-native Hawaiians from Hawaii. Trask’s writings seeth with hatred for whites, as evidenced in her poem “Racist White Woman”;
“Racist White Woman
I could kick
Your face, puncture
Both eyes.
You deserve this kind
Of violence.
No more vicious
Tongues, obscene
Lies.
Just a knife
Slitting your tight
Little heart.
For all my people
Under your feet
For all those years
Lived smug and wealthy
Off our land
Parasite arrogant
A fist
In your painted
Mouth, thick
With money
And piety.
Don Black is a well known white supremacist whose forte is internet activism. Born in Athens, Alabama, Don Black was a white supremacist early on, passing out white supremacist literature at his high school and later thwarting a ban by mailing it directly to students’ homes. He later joined the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan in 1975 and became Grand Wizard after David Duke resigned in 1978. In 1981, he was arrested in New Orleans for trying to invade the country of Dominica with a boat stocked full of weapons.
Black is perhaps most famous, however, for starting Stormfront, the internet’s premier hate site. Neo-Nazis and white supremacists from all over the world gather to spread their bile. Black is still the current webmaster, and regularly publishes articles from across the racist world, including articles from David Duke and the Institute for Historical Review, an appallingly misnamed Holocaust denial organization. In a 1998 interview for the Miami New Times he stated; “We want to take America back. We know a multicultural Yugoslav nation can’t hold up for too long. Whites won’t have any choice but to take military action. It’s our children whose interests we have to defend.” In 2008, he courted controversy by donating money to Ron Paul’s presidential campaign, which Paul subsequently refused to return after it was revealed.
A wannabe religious leader, Matthew F. Hale is a leader of the white supremacist religion Creativity, who advertises themselves as a religion for and about white people, advocating “racial holy war” against Jews and non-whites to establish a pure white world. Raised in East Peoria, Illinois, Hale was reading white supremacist materials by age 12, including Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”. He entered Bradley University and was later expelled for inviting the Ku Klux Klan to the school.
Hale founded the New Church of the Creator in 1993, later changing its name to the World Church of the Creator after being made “Pontifex Maximus” (supreme leader). He continued his white supremacist activism, which took a deadly turn in 2003, when Hale was arrested on federal charges for attempting to solicit the murder of Judge Joan Lefkow. He was sentenced to 40 years in federal prison and is currently incarcerated at ADX Florence in Florence, Colorado.
Better known by his nom de guerre Kémi Séba, Stellio Cap Chichi is a French Muslim of North African descent and is commonly referred to as “the French Farrakhan”. Indeed, Chichi has taken a page from the Nation of Islam leaders playbook; the antisemitic one.
In 2004 he founded the Parisian political group Tribu Ka (abbreviation for “The Atenian Tribe of Kemet”), which preached a combination of antisemitic Kemetism and Islam, similar to the NOI’s mix of theosophy and Sunni Islam. In 2006, the group staged a demonstration in Paris’ Jewish neighborhood, shouting antisemitic slogans and threatening pedestrians. In response, the French Ministry of Interior dissolved the group on grounds of incitement of racial hatred. The group was reformed under the name Génération Kémi Séba, and during the trial of Youssouf Fofana for the kidnapping and brutal murder of Ilan Halimi, sent threatening, antisemitic e-mails to various Jewish organizations, which led to his imprisonment. While in prison, he became Secretary General of MDI, the Mouvement des damnés de l’impérialisme, or “Movement of Those Damned By Imperialism”, which maintains ties to the terrorist group Hezbollah in their antisemitic campaigns.
Elijah Muhammad was born in Sandersville, Georgia, and eventually relocated to Detroit, where he gained a job in the Detroit auto factories, and was exposed to the teachings of Wallace Fard Muhammad, the founder of the Nation of Islam. According to NOI lore, Muhammad, then known by his birth name Elijah Poole, came to realized that Wallace Fard Muhammad was “Allah”, and became a minister in the fledgling Nation of Islam. He later relocated again to Chicago and established the NOI temple there, streamlining WFM’s racist theology that held blacks were the “chosen race” and whites were inferior and created by blacks to be a slave race.
Following his mentor’s disappearance in 1934, Elijah Muhammad moved the NOI’s headquarters to Chicago. During this time, he began to urge blacks to resist serving in World War II, and even went as far as to urge them to support the Japanese. Elijah Muhammad was virulently anti-white. His speeches and writings characterized whites as “devils” and “the evil and murderous race”, and asserted that whites are the “beast” mentioned in the Book of Revelation. He firmly believed in racial separation, even advocating a black homeland in the United States where no whites would be allowed.
Born in 1929 in Meridian, Mississippi, Fred Phelps experienced a religious awakening after graduating high school and entered Bob Jones University for Bible/ministerial training. In 1947 he was ordained as a minister by the Southern Baptists and married in 1952. He was assigned to pastor a Baptist congregation in Topeka, Kansas, but his violent behavior quickly brought his job to an end. This led him to found the Westboro Baptist Church.
Comprised primarily of Phelp’s family members, Westboro Baptist preaches a unique brand of Calvinism which teaches God’s “perfect hatred” of the unrighteous, of which homosexuals are chief (in open contradiction to the Christian tradition of compassion and mercy for sinners). The group is best known for its pickets of the funerals of American soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan, characterizing their deaths as punishment from God for tolerating homosexuality. Phelps preaches that America and everyone in it is “doomed” and will “split hell wide open” when they die, with no chance to repent. After 9/11 his group carried signs saying “Thank God for 9/11″ reasoning God killed the victims as punishment for sin.
George Lincoln Rockwell (center in the picture above) is perhaps the founding father of American neo-Nazism. Born in Bloomington, Illinois, Rockwell served in the Navy during World War II. He became active in politics after being influenced by the anti-communist activities of Senator Joe McArthy, and campaigned for Douglas McArthur’s presidential campaign, adopting the corn cob pipe that McArthur was famous for. It was then that he was exposed to antisemitism and Nazi ideology by reading “Mein Kampf” and “Protocols of the Elders of Zion”. Rockwell had morphed into the father of American white supremacy.
He founded the American Nazi Party in March of 1959, and held its first major rally on the National Mall of Washington, D.C. Though he stated that in a Nazi America he would treat loyal Jews as equal, he said he believed “ninety percent” of Jews to be disloyal and would execute them. In the Summer of 1966, he led counter-demonstrations against Martin Luther King, Jr., and assisted the Ku Klux Klan in their fight against the civil rights movement. He coined the salute “White power!”, and started Hatenanny Records to distribute white supremacist music (with infamous titles like “Ship Those Niggers Back), and founded the modern Holocaust denial movement by characterizing it as a Jewish conspiracy.






























@1111hero1111:
"some people are racist"
Nearly 99% of humans are racist in one way or another- religion, region, race, language etc etc the list can go on and on.
Assinine post
Hey, my first first!
That being said, it’s truly sad that we have had these hateful people through history.
You missed it by a day
And I thought my father was bad!
Sad but true- some people are racist.
I say “live and let live”
Am I missing something? It says Haunani-Kay Trask was born in California. How does she get the right to tell people they ought to leave Hawaii because they aren’t from there?
I don’t like any racist people but I always think hypocritical racist people are the worst! When will these people realise that racism isn’t just about a majority beating a minority down?
there is a fairly discernable difference between racism and bigotry….
if i didnt know any better, i would think a third list was in the works….surprised not to see farrakahn, raj thackeray, duvallier (cant remember if it was papa doc or baby doc), w.disney, professor griff & s1ws, lleyton hewitt, sharpton, etc etc
incidently, david duke used to frequent the casino i worked at in southern mississippi…..
if a black dealer tapped in to break his dealer, he’d whine like a girl and leave the pit—wouldnt order drinks from the black cocktail waitreses…
what a racist prick….no *****
@Geronimo1618: I think 99% is a bit farfetched… unless you have proof, don’t make assumptions. -.-
@prkon:
K man, but maybe more than half, no less..one can look for conclusive proof in the newspapers. The related incidents are so many that it’d be difficult to cite. And it would be stupid to say that a single despicable act of an individual represents the whole mindset of a community.
@Geronimo1618:
“And it would be stupid to say” correction
“Though it would be stupid to assume”
@Geronimo1618: I would like to think of myself as a tolerant non-racist person, but I think you have a point. In my opinion racism is a part of our “animal” nature (different = evil).
@trinityenigma: that also strikes me as odd, but if you look at the neo-Nazi scene in gemany for example most of these idiots aren’t even “Aryan” as well. I suppose If you are as full of hate as all the people on the list here you will always find a channel to voice it..
Nicely written list JustinJ! I sense another list coming on the same topic, may be then I will see bigotry move away from Americas
@Geronimo1618: Totally…as if it’s hardwired into our brains.
Great list! I really have no idea how anyone can be inspired by “Mein Kampf” – I’ve read it and it’s rubbish. I know this is probably a stupid question but could anyone tell me the difference between inciting racial hatred and inciting ethnic hatred? i’ve only heard of the former until I read this. Also, BNP leader Nick Griffin deserves a place on here, in my opinion! x
I remember growing up in Toronto before these internets and Zundel was just seen as a crazy pamphleteer known as “The Carlton Street Fascist”
Fred Phelps is in odd company amongst nine racists really – the man was a fearless and ferocious campaigner for black civil rights back in the 50s and 60s. It’s a shame he’s such a *****ing lunatic when it comes to homo*****uals.
Malik Zulu Shabazz raises a good point – Zionist supermarkets suck. I hate it when I go out to buy beer and I find that my local Tesco’s has moved to Israel. Wakka wakka.
The word bigot is just as unacceptable to proper english as are these men to the society.
‘Bigot’ is just another convoluted word which made its way into Oxford somehow. Lemme ‘xplain things.
Originally it was an abuse term used by the French for the rampaging Normans in the sixteenth century.
So now if in WWI the americans serving in france are called les sommobiches, we can’t just have a list titled Top 10 Son of a *****es in History do we??
I hope I’m able to get my point through. Pardon me grammar.
@El the erf(18):
If we all followed ‘proper english’, there would be no variety in language.
and the honourable mention (even if it is unintentional) is a tie!
will the makers of darkie toothpaste and nigger hair tobacco please report to the stage to claim your prize.
Hey…
Very good list.
No. 6: Oh the irony of Don Black’s name.
No. 5: Didn’t Hale appear on a previous list?
No. 4: I totally mistook Stellio Capo Chichi, for Wayne Brady, when I saw him, as soon as I loaded LV’s main page!
No 2: Saw him on another list, as well, methinks…
I think these may be the biggest quacks in history!
not quacks, trash or scum
I mean they are quacks but trash or scum describes them better in my opinion
@oliveralbq:
I second that!
Julius you have been here in this country for 3 years now, do you think Malema deserves a mention, I think so only my pennies worth.
#7 was a surprise. I didn’t realize there were Hawaiian racists. And from California no less. Priceless.
These idiots aren’t so bad. At least they are up front about their racism and their vitriol is easy to identify. What we have to be careful of are those people who slowly, quietly spread hate and racism methodically and under the radar.
Good list. Included all the haters I love to hate.
Phelps being number one in my book….especially with that ***** he just pulled on that father of the dead solider. I don’t care if it puts me on the same playing field as him, but I got me a sign all ready for that jerk’s funeral….”Guess God didn’t love your sorry ass either”.
Isn’t any group that manufactures or uses an “us” and “them” mentality guilty of bigotry, the members of which differ from these shining examples of extremism only in degree? If so, then perhaps the most striking examples of rampant bigotry, notably in the U.S., are political parties. Just about any newspaper blog will have Democrats absolutely livid about the latest action of Republicans, and vice versa, characterizing all members of the other party with the most vile epithets. Pro-choice vs. pro-life, pro-gun vs. anti-gun, pro-this vs. pro-that, the members of my particular belief system are universally brilliant, thoughtful, productive members of society, while “they” are idiotic knuckle-draggers that should just leave if they don’t like it here.
IMO, this is behavior that is hardwired into the human animal, and probably harks back to the days when this clan or tribe was as likely as not to slaughter that other band for territory, food, mates, or just as a preemptive strategy. In other words, “bigotry” is a behavior that, once upon a time, was a self-preservation mechanism.
Just my two cents. Great list, by the way.
@magnumto: I do agree with what you’re saying, but if it’s in a political arena surely there are limits to what people say and do (I know that may seem naive)? i.e. you wouldn’t get a Democrat picketing a Republican’s funeral. I just think these people are far, far worse in their prejudices and such. I suppose to use the American model of two parties – however vehemently they oppose the other – it is very possible that something good and productive will come of the arguments in the end. Wow, I’m very optimistic about politics today! Must be the sunshine
@undaunted warrior 1: Julius Malema definitely deserves at least an honorable mention but so does Eugène Terre’Blanche and his Afrikaner Weerstandsbeweging… BTW I am not in CT anymore, but will return for the WC.
@El the erf: Though “Bigot(ry)” may not be proper english, it shows one of the main reasons, why english is so successful as a language. It’s ability to adapt to and be adapted by other languages is, I wouldn’t say unique but almost. That allows for an always changing language (just look at txtspk) and probably means it will survive longer than a rigid language like my native german.
Where I grew up, we had a virtual united nations of students in all the schools I went to. While I saw some racism, to me it always made about as much sense as judging someone on the color of their hair.
Having said that, I do hate purple people. Screw them.
(Apologies to Mitch Hedberg)
@SwampGuy: I also tend to stay from people who are slightly green
I wasn’t expecting this kind of list, I mean after all it’s april fool’s day….
“When most people think of native Hawaiian culture, they think of a proud people who are also full of aloha and willing to live side by side with those who share their islands with them.”
Only people who haven’t lived there think that. Sadly the racism is pretty palpable there. It’s a nice place to visit but an absolute hole to live in. Obviously you can’t stereotype all Hawaiians that way, I met some fantastic people and some not so much. Of course that was just my experience in the roughly two years I spent in Kona.
@oouchan: Funny you should bring that up about Phelps. My family was having a discussion about his gross disrespect when picketing the funeral and the question that invariably came up was: is what he did protected under the 1st Amendment? Is hate speech protected?
Good list – unfortunately I think you could likely do 10 more and not run out of likely candidates.
On a related note, Dr. Aubrey Levin, The South African Doctor responsible for the horrible experiments/forced *****ual reassignments on gay and lesbian folks in South Africa during the 70′s and 80′s, has been arrested. To my horror and shame this monster was given not only asylum, but a plum teaching post here in Canada. These experiments definitely qualify as a manifestation of bigotry eh? He’s featured on this list – http://listverse.com/2008/03/14/top-10-evil-human-experiments/
And guess what “Dr. Shock” got arrested for? *****ually abusing a male patient – and they’re investigating at least 30 more incidences. Looks like the sick bastard brought his predilections with him.
@Julius: That’s why it’s so important that we educate our children about other cultures. Once we realize that we really are all the same under the skin, it becomes much harder to hate.
I am not trying to instigate hate against hate groups, but I am constantly surprised that no one has gone after Fred Phelps and the WBC.
I can understand why the courts cannot stop them, like the recent article that a Marine’s father now needs to pay the WBC $14k (or something in that ballpark) for court fees from his unsuccessful sueing of them for picketing his son’s funeral.
I mean who is more *****ed off, well armed and least deserving of picketing than the families of a military funeral? How has some service member’s crazy, *****ed off uncle not gone after them after a bottle of Jack?
@oouchan: Ug! I was just talking about this with friends/family. The man makes me ill and gives true Christians a bad name.
@damien_karras: Unfortunately I think a lot of people use ‘freedom of speech’ to protect their hate speech.
@ames801: define true christian
@Arsnl: That’s easy. ‘One who follows Christ’.
What do I win?
@oouchan: A one year subscription to the “Jelly-of-the-Month” club?
@Julius: “I wasn’t expecting this kind of list, I mean after all it’s april fool’s day….”
True that
@oouchan: You didn’t give me a chance to answer. Share the jelly?
@oouchan: well i dont mean to be an ass but i think the term true christian doesnt mean anything. Its non sensical. If i say he gives a bad name to true christians then im not being kind to the sinners ergo im not a true christian. Plus i hate the term true christian. It sounds like a country club.” You’re not a true christian. True christians wear blue and have a special handshake”
Ps i gotta think about that prize.
@Arsnl: You’re sense of humor needs a tune-up.
To be more precise and to answer for real….It would be for them to be Christ-like. Those to me are Christians. The others are just going through the motions.
@oouchan: crap! your not you’re!
Hate to say it . . . well, actually I don’t, but the world could be made a much better place for the price of half a box of good quality 7.62 mm ammo and a nice Remington Model 700 with a good scope.
Now is that violent? Of course it is, but see, idiots like this only understand violence. They’ve lived by the sword, let’em die by the same. They’ve sown the wind, let’em reap the storm.
No big loss if you ask me.
@G. S. Feet:
Agreed…
People who generalize groups of people are all stupid unless they’re generalizing about generalizers – then they’re geniuses.
@mom424:
I had not heard of the case of Dr. Levin in Canada until you brought it up. Despicable.
#5 and #1 are both from Illinois. That reminds me of a quote from “The Blues Brothers”
“Illinois Nazis….I hate these guys.”
Hi, great list – perhaps even more well-rounded than the first one. Sure are some extreme people out there.
@Geronimo1618: Well said.
Phelps trifecta in play
I’m not a big fan of reality shows but how about this: Take all of the living people from both of the bigots In modern history lists, secretly drug them so they go to sleep. Then while they are sleeping fly them to a small deserted island with lots of hidden cameras. Then we can watch them all wake up together on the island not knowing where they are or who they are with. I think to watch them interact with each other would be very interesting and would fetch some pretty good ratings.
This is the kind of stuff I think about in my spare time. Pretty sad eh.
@blogball: I saw that movie!!! “Hey Plissken, I heard you were dead!”
@blogball: good idea, but we should supply them with weaponry too, black vs white, white vs black and everyone vs Jews
I reckon haunani Kay trask (or whatever her name is ) would win though… Island advantage
@blogball: haha that is crazy! It will be a loony bin out there in the desert if these guys were to get together.
@Julius:
Good point about the Haunani lady with the “Island advantage”. She would need to have some kind of a handicap to even it out.
April fools….they’re not actually racist
@blogball:
How about the fact that she’s a woman?
. . . and now I’m off to the island too, aren’t I?
This is a story that’s told in my country, of racism. I do not know where it originated…:
An Indian man walks into a cafe one early morning & noticed that he was the Only dark skinned man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, “Colored people are not allowed here.” The Indian man turned around & stood up. He then said, “Listen sir… When I was born I was Brown, when I grew up I was Brown, when I’m sick I’m Brown, when I go in the sun I’m Brown, when I’m cold I’m Brown, when I die I’ll be Brown. But you sir, when you’re born you’re pink, when you grow up you’re white, when you’re sick, you’re green, when you go in the sun you turn red, when you’re cold you turn blue, & when you die you’ll turn purple. Now, you have the nerve to call me colored?” The indian man then sat back down and the white man walked away…
In describing Fred Phelps (arguably the #1 bigoted fool in the U.S. today) you refer to the “Christian tradition of compassion and mercy for sinners.”
I don’t know how to break it to you but that’s an awfully arrogant and bigoted statement in and of itself. It implies that Christians, and only Christians, can judge who is a sinner and that they will condescend to look upon those sinners with “compassion” and “mercy.”
I wouldn’t even have mentioned it if the irony of it being in a list about bigots didn’t strike me as rather amusing.
Think about it.
@nicoleredz3:
Great story nicoleredz.
It reminded me of a story that Dick Gregory told during his comedy days.
I looked it up so to get his exact words.
“Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant and this white waitress came up to me and said, We don’t serve colored people here. I said, That’s all right. I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”