Top 15 X-Rated Plants
Published on March 15, 2008 - 82 Comments
[WARNING] This list contains adult images of plants and vegetation - discretion is recommended. Another Saturday has arrived so I can finally post this list of x-rated plants that has been sitting in my inbox for a couple of weeks. Many thanks to AngieC for sending them in!
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1. ipaaaaaad - March 15th, 2008 at 4:45 am
hahahaahahahahahahaha!
2. Mom424 - March 15th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Double the ha ha’s
I live with 6 guys, varying levels of maturity, its hard to get excited over phalluses. I’m surrounded by peckers everyday.
The tree/girl is actually quite beautiful. Somebody could make a painting.
3. Bacon - March 15th, 2008 at 4:58 am
I’ve seen number five before and I’ve been told it’s photoshopped. Those are some sexy plants though…
4. halil - March 15th, 2008 at 5:10 am
it is absolutly intereting list ı have ever seen
5. stevenh - March 15th, 2008 at 5:17 am
Triple the ha ha’s
Mom424: I am a guy with a varied level of maturity. I also live with a phallus everyday, still… most of these are on the same level as a fart joke, always funny.
It does seem that #10 is a bit off list though
6. Drogo - March 15th, 2008 at 5:52 am
“What’s that mother? No, I’m not looking at dirty pictures on the internet. I’m looking at trees, and plants, and vegetables, honestly I am.”
7. MsMabjab - March 15th, 2008 at 5:55 am
HA….some of those are scary lookin…egh..lol
8. rhharley - March 15th, 2008 at 6:20 am
The last one reminds me of a Georgia O’Keefe…
9. Lizzie - March 15th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Seriously, these are best viewed when drunk. Absolutely hilarious!!
10. jasontimmer - March 15th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Okay, #11- the moment I viewed it, the first thing I thought was that it looked like a posterior view of the abdomen of a muscular man, minus the legs. I’m serious, look at it again. It took me a moment to see the phallic suggestion of the image. Maybe I’m not as perverted as some of you goofballs.
11. jasontimmer - March 15th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Correction- I should have said “torso”, not “abdomen”. The lower part would be the top of the man’s buttocks, the “testicles” part would be the man’s arms, curled in front of him.
12. jasontimmer - March 15th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Actually, it looks MORE like the backside of a muscular torso than it does a penis…
13. SoCalJeff - March 15th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Fun list.
#3 looks like a nasty old cougar’s lady parts.
#1 Okay…that’s terrain somewhere…I want to know where so I can get a picture of me there.
#11 That one is simply unreal. Too funny.
14. Dawn Bearer - March 15th, 2008 at 7:26 am
double LoL !!!
Although #10 seems not that dirty, reminds me of a ballerina.
15. BrotherMan - March 15th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Even mother nature can be perverted sometimes.
16. Tom - March 15th, 2008 at 7:47 am
#14 is not that x-rated. There’s many fruits/vegetables that resemble butt cracks.
#15 is very expletive, more so than #12. I think #12 is sweet, and #10 is cute.
17. Anthony - March 15th, 2008 at 7:59 am
This is the boobage you promised Jamie?
Still, very funny.
18. jasontimmer - March 15th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Lizzie- It’s a little early to be drunk, isn’t it? I have an excuse- I work third shift. I have a right to be drunk in the morning! *hiccup*
19. jfrater - March 15th, 2008 at 8:07 am
Anthony: sorry yeah - I warned you it would be plant related
jasontimmer: WHAT?! It is NEVER too early to be drunk!
20. BHO - March 15th, 2008 at 8:16 am
Anyone else mildly turned on by number 14 and 10 :S!!!
21. bad news - March 15th, 2008 at 8:21 am
I’d hit #14…
22. Revolution - March 15th, 2008 at 8:29 am
That totally made my day! Hilarious!
23. Csimmons - March 15th, 2008 at 8:31 am
BWAHAHHAHAHA! Hilarious! and i agree with bad news,,,,,
24. Lewis - March 15th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!funniest list ever!!!
25. RocknRollRehab - March 15th, 2008 at 8:52 am
#10 is actually really cool!
26. CrimsonChrissi - March 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am
LOL-the guy in #3 is getting a nice close look huh?
27. Brandon - March 15th, 2008 at 9:05 am
funny but i’ve seen most of these already, thery’re internet relics
28. skipps - March 15th, 2008 at 9:13 am
“This list contains adult images of plants and vegetation” — This got me laughing already!
29. torn and frayed - March 15th, 2008 at 9:21 am
Some of these must be photoshopped. Like 15, 12, 10 and possibly 2. They are just too perfect.
They are still really funny though
30. Phender_Bender - March 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
HAHAHAHA!!! #2 is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen! Great list! Weird thing though, the ads by Google on the page are: child molester registry, child molester registry, sexual abuse registry, and psychiatric help. Something you want to say Jamie?
31. stevenh - March 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
About the ads (selected by google adsense, I suspect) … one that showed by on my refresh is for “BuildingChurchLeaders.com”
Now THAT’S Funny!
32. jfrater - March 15th, 2008 at 10:49 am
Phender_Bender: the ads are based on your cookies and viewing history… Something you want to say Phender_Bender?
33. Yogi Barrister - March 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
If I get aroused while viewing these photos, does that mean I’m a vegetarian?
34. Ari-chan - March 15th, 2008 at 11:15 am
#10 is from worth1000.com but it still is realyl cool tho
35. PT - March 15th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
Sorry but I need some help from you guy’s (& Gal’s) out there. Is it OK to be turned on by numbers 1 & 3 or should I stop drinking the Gin now? (It’s 7pm where I am I’m not an Alcoholic honestly)
36. Phender_Bender - March 15th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
jfrater: Umm… about that heh… Just kidding. Now they are a bit contradictory, they are all for child proofing.
PT: Nah, gin is good.
Yogi: lol
37. jimmyschaps - March 15th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!! wow, this is classic. i’ve seen a few of these but it never gets old
38. clumsyk - March 15th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
I’m happy you’ve banned those banal “FIRST” comments. I hate that so very, very much.
And I enjoyed the list, absolutely filthy!
39. satori - March 15th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Jamie this was the list of lists in terms of dirty humour! I LOVED IT! #10 though, is there something I’m not seeing, because I see a woman with her arms stretched out and her head looking up with one leg behind her but I don’t see anything dirty about it or “x-rated”-I just think it’s beautiful. Its like a woman was turned into a tree in the midst of a dance. Ok, ok, too sappy for this particular thread. Lol.
40. jfrater - March 15th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
satori: clearly too sappy
41. jesse - March 15th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
by far the horniest trees i’ve ever seen
42. goof_ball - March 15th, 2008 at 5:11 pm
After just reading the evil human experiments list, this made me happy again.
43. Jer - March 15th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
#10 is quite beautiful, really
44. copperdragon - March 15th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
hilarious!!!!!
45. macabresoren - March 15th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
I love how the guy in 3’s staring. Anyone seen the movie Little Otik?
46. PePiToS - March 15th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
number 10 is beautiful
47. Miss Destiny - March 15th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Wow this was a hilarious list! I can’t wait to show it to my boyfriend. He’ll get a laugh out of it!
48. torn and frayed - March 15th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Miss Destiny: He’ll get more than a laugh out of it, if you know what I mean. wink wink nudge nudge.
49. Turna - March 15th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
Number 10 is off of worth1000.com.
The original can be found here:
http://www.worth1000.com/view......=photoshop
50. Lizzie - March 15th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
Jasontimmer and Jamie (comments 18 and 19), in my defence it was about 12.30am in my part of the world when I posted that comment. LOL
And the list is still funny even now when I’m sober!
51. jfrater - March 16th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Lizzie: ah - that excuses you… nor now! We will be keeping a close on you missie!
52. Lizzie - March 16th, 2008 at 1:03 am
Well, you do lead by example Jamie!
53. Lizzie - March 16th, 2008 at 1:09 am
By the way Jamie, I can’t login. It’s telling me Incorrect Password. What do I do?
54. jfrater - March 16th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Lizzie: email me the password you want (jamie@frater.com) and I will set it for you.
55. astraya - March 16th, 2008 at 5:59 am
I’ve seen #3 and took a photo of it. It’s in Mokpo, South Korea. The tour guide specifically pointed it out.
56. corinthian0430 - March 16th, 2008 at 6:28 am
nice list…. not awesome or phenomenal…. but still nice
#10 is simply good
57. SlickWilly - March 16th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I go away for a week and this is what I come back to. *sigh* Am I seriously the sole guardian of high culture in this damn place…?
…Although, #2 is pretty damn funny. Hehe.
58. Yikkity - March 16th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
8 and 10 are so COOL!
59. Paramnesia - March 17th, 2008 at 3:27 am
OMG this is an awesome list lol…
60. bridget - March 17th, 2008 at 10:51 am
awesome list — the warning had me cracking up too!
61. hallowedbethyname - March 18th, 2008 at 7:44 am
nice eggplant heeheheh.!!
great list by the way
62. Denzell - March 18th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I just don’t get it!
Can anyone just tell me what’s so X-rated about these plants? They just look pretty typical to me.
63. Lana - March 22nd, 2008 at 9:02 pm
#9 could just be Richard Nixon…
64. s0ccrmom - March 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Too funny. i agree ive seen the carrots before, the tree/girl is neat…and yeah…#3…yuck. looks like a bad day in the gorilla cage at the zoo.
65. ksctyval - March 26th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
LOL…that guy in #3 is sure getting a good look…typical!
66. Happy - May 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am
LOL.. So funny…hahahahahah….never tot that there were such shapes
67. Polly Odyssey - May 20th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
The guy in #3 made it even funnier.
Something tells me Mother Nature is a pervert…
68. Bunneh - May 28th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
We had a pumpkin that was similarily shaped as number 6, so my dad put a thong on it and wrote “TRICK OR TREAT” on it for halloween.
Some neighbour mothers were not pleased : D
69. goatmissile - June 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
Quite amusing that 12 needed a cue to point out the eroticism. Chortle.
70. VFV - June 21st, 2008 at 4:55 am
ROFL!
Immature humour. I love it
71. fbf - June 21st, 2008 at 12:30 pm
dude, number 2 looks like a KKK member with a boner.
72. hungry caterpillar - July 29th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
i think number ten is beautiful.
73. tomboygurl - August 19th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
never knew mother nature was so x rated lol
74. gabyvhenteciete - August 26th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
i like #10, it’s beautiful.
75. sensati0n - October 26th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Nice
76. ChaoticPython - November 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
I’d tap that…
77. Ash - November 17th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Number 10 is pretty
Number 3 is DIRTY!
xD
Hilarious.