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Top 10 Worst Dolls Ever

by Listverse Writers
fact checked by Alex Hanton

Do you have a child with a birthday coming up? Then let me strongly recommend that you not buy them one of the dolls on this list. From superstars of music to politicians, this is a list of the worst dolls ever – and I really do mean ever. Ranked in order of least vile to most (as best as I could), here they are:


Michael Jackson


Why any person would want to own a Michael Jackson doll is beyond me. Surely even his most die-hard fans would draw the line here. It is also extremely out of date – both the skin color and nose are nothing at all like the “real” Michael.


Elton John

Elton John

More disturbing than the fact that this doll was even made in the first place is the “try me” button on his stomach. Thanks Elton, but no thanks!


Pee wee Herman


This one is wrong on so many levels. Putting aside his hard times with the law, this doll is a hideous caricature of a hideous looking man! Buy this doll for your children if you want them to have nightmares.


Vanilla Ice


Fanclub info inside? I am pretty sure you could fit the entire fanclub inside.


Anne Coulter


I really don’t even know what to say about this doll. I am speechless.


Tom Cruise


This doll comes with a bobblehead to give you an authentic recreation of Cruise’s couch moment on Oprah.


George Bush


The problem with this doll is that they forgot to include the pins to stick in to it.


Rosie O’Donnell


“A friend of Barbie” – yeah.. a very “special” friend. This doll also talks. That’s right – not only do you get to look at Rosie O’Donnell, you get to hear her voice! Worst marketing idea in history? I think so.


Osama Bin Laden


This doll is made by the same people that made the Saddam Hussein doll before his death. I am not sure what kind of people might want one of these but I am pretty damned sure you won’t find many in the USA.


Adolf Hitler


For the Neo-Nazi in your life!

fact checked by Alex Hanton
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