25 Methods for Killing With Your Bare Hands
- Published November 11, 2007 - 126 Comments
[WARNING: This list contains graphic descriptions of techniques for killing.] Sometimes when you are threatened with physical violence, a weapon to defend yourself with is not always available. Your hands, however, are always with you, and can be as lethal as any weapon. Below are a list of attacks that will almost certainly result in death. Remember, these techniques should never be used except in a life or death situation for self-defense.
Techniques 1 – 5
1. TEMPLE – A very susceptibile vital spot. If struck with sufficient force, may cause unconsciousness or death.
2. NASION – This is the summit of the nose. If struck with sufficient force may cause death.
3. PHILTRUM – This is the area between the upper lip and the bottom of the nose. Attack to this area may also cause unconsciousness or death.
4. HOOK TO JAW – A powerful hook punch to the front side of jaw may snap an enemy’s neck. Fatal.
5. ADAM’S APPLE – A sharp blow here may cause enemy to asphyxiate.
Techniques 6 – 10
6. SMALL OF BACK – A very strong blow to the small of the back can cause the backbone to break.
7. TESTICLES – The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.
8. BASE OF CEREBELLUM – A powerful blow to the nape of the neck, causing mortal damage.
9. COCCYX – A powerful blow to the tail bone. Fatal.
10. FULL NELSON – Stand behind the enemy, put your arms under his, and lock your hands behind his head. Bending the neck forward may either break neck, asphyxiate enemy, or cut of supply of spinal fluid to brain, causing brain damage or death.
Techniques 11 – 15
11. HALF NELSON – Again, standing behind enemy, but one arm is used to pin one of enemy’s arms.
12. BRAIN BUSTER – Bend enemy over towards you, placing him in a headlock. Grab the back of his belt, and haul him into the air, vertical, upside-down. Allow yourself to fall backward, landing on your enemy’s head, which will absorb your combined weight. Most effective on concrete or gravel.
13. RUSSIAN OMELET – Cross enemy’s legs. Fold enemy by pinning his shoulders to ground upside-down and placing his legs above him. Sit on his legs, folding the bass of the spine. Fatal.
14. HEART PUNCH – A strongman’s attack, it is simply a powerful blow to the heart. (Many years ago, the wrestler Ox killed an opposing wrestler with this attack.)
15. UPPERCUT – An upward strike to the bottom of the jaw with the heel of the hand, causing the enemy’s head to snap backward. May shatter vertabrae. Fatal.
Techniques 16 – 20
16. ABDOMEN – A substantial blow to this area may rupture a vital organ, causing death.
17. RIB CAGE – A vicious shattering of the rib cage may cause grave internal bleeding.
18. HEAD-TO-WALL PUNCH – A swift, hard, cold-cock punch to an enemy’s face while he is standing near a wall may drive his head into it, causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.
19. PINNED DROP KICK – Standing behind enemy, holding his arms straight back. A drop kick to the back without releasing arms may severe spine, causing death.
20. HEAD WRENCH – Grabbing an enemy’s head by the mouth and the back of the skull, then twisting with a sudden, violent jerk to rend vertabrae, may easily cause death.
Techniques 21 – 25
21. CHOKE HOLD – Once a favorite of law enforcement officials, has often proved deadly. The right arm goes over the enemy’s right shoulder, and grips the back of the head. The left arm comes over his left shoulder, reaches across neck, and grabs own right forearm. With enough pressure applied, causes brain damage or death.
22. HEAD YANK – Bend enemy forward, grab head, and pull back with convincing force. May seperate delicate vertebrae, causing death.
23. EARS – Coming up from behind an enemy and cupping the hands in a clapping motion over the victims ears can kill him immediately. The vibrations caused from the clapping motion will burst his eardrums, and cause internal bleeding in the brain.
24. KIDNEYS – A large nerve that branches off to the spinal cord comes very close to the skin at the kidneys. A direct blow with the knife edge of your hand can cause death.
25. EYES – Use your fingers in a V-shape and attack in gouging motion.
Final Note
Attacking is a primary factor. A fight was never won by defensive action. Attack with all of your strength. At any point or any situation, some vulnerable point on your enemies body will be open for attack. Do this while screaming as screaming has two purposes:
1. To frighten and confuse your enemy, and
2. To allow you to take a deep breath which, in turn, will put more oxygen in your blood stream. Your balance and balance of your enemy are two important factors; since, if you succeed in making your enemy lose his balance, the chances are nine to one that you can kill him in your next move. The best over-all stance is where your feet are spread about shoulders width apart, with your right foot about a foot ahead of the left. Both arms should be bent at the elbows parallel to each other. Stand on the balls of your feet and bend your waist slightly. Similar to a boxer’s crouch. Employing a sudden movement or a scream or yell can throw your enemy off-balance.
There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person. This is meant only as information and I would not recommend that you use this for a simple High School Brawl. Use these methods only, in your opinion, if your life is in danger. Any one of these methods could very easily kill or cause permanent damage to someone.
If you are forced to use these techniques, you may also find these two lists helpful:
Top 10 Tips To Commit The Perfect Crime, and
Top 10 Prison Survival Tips
Source: The Anarchist’s Cookbook


















November 11th, 2007 at 9:58 am
what an enjoyable Sunday read. LOL
*makes notes for future reference*
November 11th, 2007 at 10:05 am
What about the Five Pointed death thingie from Kill Bill! That mess was classic! Especially when Beatrix did it to Bill at the… oops, better stop in case people haven’t seen it.
November 11th, 2007 at 10:07 am
jamie i have to wonder about you sometimes, with these lists
November 11th, 2007 at 10:34 am
juggz: hey – I am just helping the community
StewWriter: a great trick – but I wonder how many of us could master that in a rush – it is a bit more complex than a chop to the jugular
Cyn: you never know when you may need it
November 11th, 2007 at 11:23 am
What about mindlessly swinging your fists?
November 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
I have another one. The enemy is leaning forward and you have him in a headlock, and one of his shoulders is probably touching your abdomen. Then just keep gripping with a lot of force, and then quickly jerk up while grabbing his head in a swift motion. His neck will crack and die a quick and painless death. Hold him like a DDT ( for all you people who watch pro wrestling.) Thanks for reading.
November 11th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Yay, now I know how to kill people!
November 11th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
“There are many more ways to kill and injure an enemy, but these should work best for the average person”
Thats good to know.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:05 pm
just out of curiosity, why is a blow to the coccyx fatal?
November 11th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
Yeah, I doubt most of these would work for someone like me who has zero upper body strength. Oh well.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Where’s the Quart of Blood technique?
November 11th, 2007 at 2:41 pm
I was wondering about the coccyx also. My sister broke her tailbone and it is kinda just floating there. Yeah just imagine that phone call… “Hello sis, you would never guess what I did…..no I broke my tailbone….no really it is broken and can’t be fixed….no really I broke it…” That was an interesting one indeed.
November 11th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
The ear one is kinda weird…wouldnt you go deaf? Not die?
November 11th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
So if these moves are for self-defence purposes only, why would we aim to kill?
November 11th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Wow the human body is very fragile.
I’m surprised that not more people are killed in bar brawls or during riots.
November 11th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
These methods are all really fun to do. if you havent anything to keep yourself busy in your spare time and live in an overpopulated- congested city on this planet, then this list can be a great vacation. as you can see above, our feeble bodies are filled with death points- like holes in swiss cheese. so the proper way of excelling in tacticcs that will give you the one over, is to select wisely. Never use your bare hands gratuitously. The bull’s eye is zen. Always keep in mind, that punching somebody’s ” Adam’s apple”, is equal to God’s plan. And an easy “head to wall punch” is always a good way of showing off in a bar fight. The ladies love this sort of thing.
November 11th, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Diogenenes- The ladies love this sort of thing.
…We do?
November 11th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
jenenen- yah!?! wha? you’ve never been turned on by seeing a guy bang another guy’s head against a wall,, and then pick up a pool stick and crack it over his spleen or ipod and kick his teeth in and pee on the remains for good measure? pulp soft-backs and the likes of the previous list on reading body language was the “in” thing. Where does violence/power fit in for you? If you couldnt tell, I’m flirting.
wink wink, smile.
November 11th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
This is why I own a gun, I don’t have to get that close to my opponent.
What if I’m in a fight with someone who has read this list and we both use these options, and we kill eachother? I don’t have anywhere to got with that…
November 11th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
Eehhhhh. This list totally made me squirm. I’m *such* a girl…
lol, and also…
26. 5 Point Exploding Heart Technique: Watch Kill Bill, Volume II. Study ending carefully.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:13 am
I learned a few tricks in the Army…self defense type stuff, not necessarily meant to kill but very possible.
1) A good solid whack to the base of the breastbone is almost always fatal. It can of course shatter the rib cage, or temporarily paralyze due to the bundle of nerves located in the area. At the very least, even a weak blow will knock the wind out of the target.
2) The human jaw is a very delicate thing, and it’s full of pain sensitive nerves. A finger poked underneath the jaw, close to the ears, is as good as a vulcan death grip for stopping an attacker. Again, you don’t even have to be very strong to pull it off.
November 12th, 2007 at 12:34 am
Some of these are questionable:
The Nasion:
The nose is almost all cartilage with no major nerves or arteries. Im having difficulty seeing how a hard hit here can reslut in anything worse than a severely broke nose
November 12th, 2007 at 1:09 am
Maree: I believe the impact, if severe enough, should send fragments of cartilage in to the brain.
Mr. Mojo: They are interesting additions – thanks! On your point number 2, you can also quite easily take a person to the ground with one finger pressed down and behind the top of the rib cage – we learnt that in Ninjutsu and it is very effective!
As for the Coccyx: I think the point of that one is causing disruption to the spinal cord – though it would have to be one hell of a blow – I slipped on my backside recently when I was roller skating and it hurt a lot but stayed intact.
Je (#14) – These tips are for a “they die or you die” scenario.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:20 am
Maree, I was taught as a kid that a punch to the nose was a good way to escape a potential kidnapper. I’m not sure how easy it is to kill someone with it, but even a relatively soft blow to the nose will cause a person’s eyes to water and close – temporarily blinding them. We were taught to use the palm of our hand and thrust upward. It seems to me that even if it didn’t shatter the bones in the face, it would at least shear the cartilage and cause sever pain…probably enough to allow an escape.
November 12th, 2007 at 1:21 am
ahahaha, ah once again jfrater, first how to commit the perfect crime, then to beat a lie detector, and now how to kill someone with your bare hands..you are really like the crazy cool uncle i never had.
November 12th, 2007 at 6:53 am
“TESTICLES – The strong, focused pain of a vicious low blow may cause shock, resulting in death.”
If this were true 3 year-olds would be the deadliest creatures on the planet.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:58 am
joe: so true, or big dogs that like the occasional sniff.
our bodies didn’t do us a whole lot of favors with our “protective encasing” for the grapes. our brains got a boney skull but our jewels get a skin bag?
November 12th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Uh…yeah, half of these are pro-wrestling moves. About 90% of these wouldn’t be practical in real-world situations. Many of the things listed could THEORETICALLY cause death, but must be delivered with sufficient force, meaning that most of these techniques would only work for Superman, Bigfoot, and juiced-up bodybuilders. The human neck is extremely hard to break, and usually can’t be done with the bare hands. Otherwise, how would chriopractors be in business? A shot to the pills is not fatal unless the kick is hard enough to rupture the internal membrane encasing the vital organs, and then death would be slow by bleeding and infection. I would like to see your sources on this list. Did this list happen to be made by a ninja, professional assassin, or military special-ops guy? Otherwise, I’m not buying it.
November 12th, 2007 at 8:55 am
a good blow to the testicles really does work… take it from someone who knows (evil smile) ive tried it during high school on some jerk who was bothering me. i didnt even kick that hard and the guy fell down, perspired a lot and was later on taking deep breaths as though his life depended on it.
now i have to test the effectivity of the other 24 methods… lol
November 12th, 2007 at 9:07 am
Anne: Yeah…never good to kick a man in the junk unless your life is actually in danger, and even then it might just piss him off and make him more likely to hurt you. That aside, you didn’t kill him and thus a blow to the testicles really DOESN’T work, not in the sense that this list is talking about.
November 12th, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Is it true that in a street fight you can kill someone with a shooting star press?
November 12th, 2007 at 10:18 pm
This list is the biggest peice of bullshit I’ve ever seen, you cannot kill people in one blow or very easily at all, nor would killing someone be your goal in a self defense situation. Also how are you going to be able to have the mental dextarity to aim for specific parts of the body, while throwing the hardest strike you can (untrained) to a very specific part of the body. In a self defense situation your not trying to kill, maim, or Ko your enemy. Your objective is to GET OUT OF THAT SITUATION. I’ll be sending a better list to Jfratr very soon, this type of misinformation gives people false confidence, and could get them hurt if they try to use this crap in a self defense situation.
November 13th, 2007 at 2:11 am
I am too weak to do anything like that though ;_;
I’d be running and throwing stuff at them.
Although it’d be hard to get out of manslaughter unless you could prove that killing them was reasonable force in self defence….
I think I’ll stick with metal bars in the mean time though…
November 13th, 2007 at 11:31 am
youd think just plain-0 choking would be on here
November 13th, 2007 at 11:53 am
This is word for word from some other source. I may have read it in the Anarchist’s Cookbook or one of the Poor Man’s James Bond manuals about 10 years ago or so.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:57 am
BrotherMan: Portions of it are from the Anarchist’s cookbook – so you are correct
I am considering a list of bomb making tips from there as well.
November 13th, 2007 at 11:58 am
Oh – and thanks for pointing that out – I forgot to list it at the bottom.
November 14th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Use the following responses as appropriate:
1) Wrestling is fake.
2) The move is too hard to do unless the other guy is defenseless.
3) Wrong.
4) Yes, but for different reasons than stated.
Attempt any of these in a real fight and you will either lose badly or go to jail.
November 14th, 2007 at 11:01 am
Not necessarily for the jail part, not for just a fight but in self defense, especially if fearing for ones life and throw in a bit of disparity of force, you wont serve any time
November 14th, 2007 at 11:11 am
evan, my point was that most of these moves require a lot of cooperation on the part of the other guy. In a self-defense situation, these won’t help you.
November 15th, 2007 at 8:27 am
Favorite one has to be the head wrench! Second place would be the suplex which can immediately shatter his spine on the ground!
November 15th, 2007 at 8:29 am
Hey Paul.
November 25th, 2007 at 5:57 pm
Oh my goodness, those were so gruesome I couldn’t even read the whole list. It makes me sick. lol
December 1st, 2007 at 2:35 pm
You’re omitting the infamous 5-point exploding heart technique.
December 5th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Diogenes, i loved your first comment. made me laugh.
This list make me happy, and feeling like i needa go out and start some shit. But– i realized afterwards that a lot of these things I learned taking two different classes of different types of karate, and honestly they never really helped me. Thats ok I’ll just keep telling myself i kick ass…
December 7th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Whatever happened to get the hell out of there when your life is in danger? Why stay and try to kill somebody? In my self-defense class, we were taught to cause temporary pain and run like hell. Unless you’re Van Helsing, Buffy, or Spider-Man and the guy you’re fighting is evil, a monster, or both, you don’t stick around and pray that your blow to the coccyx or testicles is fatal. And as others have said, most of these are questionable. The human body is fragile, but not so fragile that gouging out someone’s eyes or punishing them in a gut has more than a very slight chance of killing them. I realize this list is meant to be funny, but I find it in bad taste and overall less interesting than many of the lists on this site. And as Thaifighter said (great name!): “this type of misinformation gives people false confidence, and could get them hurt if they try to use this crap in a self defense situation.”
December 8th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
i agree with Thaifighter and Elle Rayne..i actually did this crap to some guys that where gonna TRY to beat me up but i just kicked 2 of there ass’s and with out well you know killin them … im all wtf wut a lie
December 10th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
This Website should be reported.
How to kill sum1 with barehands? Are fukin serious?
and the world wonders why the fuk there is soo much crime.
Yea only in america.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:31 pm
sara: Yes, only in America does someone have the right to educate themselves on whatever subject they wish.
Ahh, but ignorence is bliss, isn’t it?
BTW we are allowed to say “fuck”, it is one those things people are allowed to do.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:38 pm
sara: who do you report it to? It is not illegal. I am sure if you lobby hard enough you can get some politicians to try to take away my freedom of speech though. Good luck on that.
Oh – and “only in America” – I am not American and I don’t live in North America.
December 11th, 2007 at 9:42 am
The chances for you actually killing a person with most of these are 1 in a billion
December 23rd, 2007 at 4:45 am
I did this to a guy in high school(i was misguided back then) I hit him in the jaw and when his mouth fell open, i grabbed him by the lower jaw and jerked that puppy out of socket. It didn’t kill him…..but he was beggin for death.
ps- boys and girls, fighting is not cool!!!
December 24th, 2007 at 2:51 am
you missed off the good old elbow spike aswell smash someone with that in either the front of the nose or the temple or the gap just below the solarplexus and they wont get up again
January 17th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Possibly one of the weirdest listverse lists ever…
January 21st, 2008 at 5:03 pm
You missed a very common one taught to almost all military personnel. If your enemy is on the ground, jumping up, bending your knees at the apex, and then making your body rigid while landing anywhere on their body will win you the fight 99.9% of the time, either from instant death (head or torso) or irreversibly crippling them (legs, arms).
February 4th, 2008 at 11:54 am
holy shart. some kids at my school have done the ear clapping thing to me. if i knew that could kill me i would have punched him in the face.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Thankyou for this great list sensei. As a martial artist it gets frustrating hearing some people carry on about the best martial arts moves but this list demonstrates that most of the time it’s about simple, accurate attacks to sensitive parts of the body.
There is one though that was surprisingly left out…A simple knife hand strike to the jugular. The great thing about that one is that you can vary the strength of the strike so that you may choose just to easily knock someone out rather than cause death. A good application is when you’re in a close situation like a clinch or standing grapple you can simply drop the weight of your forearm into the angle between the trapezius muscle and the neck, this one would even be legal in a muay thai match.
Another one you missed is the jump spinning upside down triple helicopter kick. Just kidding.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Truthfully I think this is a load of bullshit and none of these but the neck chops should be attempted in a real world situation.
The chops should not be aimed at the back of the neck as this would make your hand hurt like a motherfucker and would likely not do anything to them.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
The former police neck head lock works well if they are recovering from a blow and you just do that, make them choke, run away. No need to do it to the piont of death….
February 29th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I remember reading some of those ‘most vulnerable body parts’ in the anarchist’s cookbook. or something like that. don’t really remember, my memory’s bad. nice list, by the way.:)
March 19th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I do the ear one all the time to people for a joke.. never knew it could kill. lol
April 20th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I highly doubt that the ear move would kill someone. Maybe distort their hearing and balance, but not kill. Plus, the only way most of these moves could be both easily performed and effective, would be against a limp body, which is not common amongst thugs and the like. Then again if you kicked them in the balls prior, they probably won’t block your hit or tense their muscles anticipating your blow.
May 28th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Orange Juice in the belly button is proved dangerously fatal and instant.
June 15th, 2008 at 8:46 pm
*writes down all of these for tomorrow*
thanks
June 16th, 2008 at 2:34 am
This list is total bullshit. It was written by some dreamer decades ago for the Anarchist’s Cookbook. You might as well try and do a Hadouken on your opponent as try and pull off any of these ridiculous moves. The first four moves are obviously not fatal, or else boxing matches and fistfights would usually end in death. A few of the other moves could possibly cause a fatality, but it is highly unlikely that an untrained person would be able to pull them off in an actual fight. If you really want to be able to defend yourself I suggest you take martial arts classes a few times a week, instead of reading a load of bollocks written by some wannabee who has never been in a real fight.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:11 am
Some moves on the list might really be fatal, but not to be exercised. It takes many years of training just to get them right and it takes more years of training just to stay calm and focus on the movement to have some sort of succes.
I would say, cause as much pain as possible and get the hell out of there. Do not forget that in a lot of these situations there are drugs and alcohol involved, which causes your opponent not to feel that much and be more resistant to pain.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Ouch my head! 1. Most of these will actually take training and practice to pull off. If you seriously believe you can pull ANY of these off after reading this list once, you’re lying to yourself. Put a bag over your head and go play in traffic, we thank you for leaving the gene pool. 2. Not all of these are actually fatal. 3. Not all of these even work. Example: Has anyone ever SEEN or have VERIFIABLE PROOF of someone being killed by the nose break technique? Or the hook to the chin causing someone’s neck to snap?. Oh and a heart punch will hurt, but it won’t kill unless you BREAK the ribs. Which is a LOT harder than it sounds.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
FATALITY: CURBSTOMP (reference to American History X)
Get the person’s head and get them to open their mouth on the curb. Then proceed to kick them once in the back of the head while thrash talking. Very effective I presume.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:27 pm
#68 John
I cannot watch that part. The first time I saw the movie, every time I closed my eyes I saw that. I have seen a lot of brutal movies, but I was not prepared for that.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Oh my that was the worst 30 seconds of film! Just so incredibly graphic. Just horrifying.
My little sister once said “you can kill anybody with just about any object if you try hard enough.”
I said, “oh yeah, what about a shoe”
no pause, no thinking, she says “just shove it down their throat”
she was 8
July 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
O.O
…
jfrater, should I be concerned about you? ^_^
I do the ear thing to my friends all the time…maybe I should stop…
July 14th, 2008 at 9:20 am
the move should be a full nelson, not a half nelson. Unless you happen to be the Incredible Hulk, neither the half nelson nor the full nelson can kill someone. The full nelson, however, can cause tremendous damage to the neck and shoulders.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:22 am
disregard my last comment. I misread the article.
July 31st, 2008 at 12:29 pm
these moves make me shudder, even if not all are fatal
August 5th, 2008 at 6:30 pm
i wanted to kno this b/c if i get kinapped or robbed lol ima hurt or kill em
August 13th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
I’ve actually wondered if I could snap someone’s neck. If it were necessary, obviously.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:43 am
A DDT could be fatal too on the right surface, with enough force
August 25th, 2008 at 4:57 am
23 wasnt really explained as a means of defence. XD “up from behind” and “victim” lol
using the strenght of your shoulders to flat-handedly push/punch the pelvis-bone in high velocity will cause the attacker to lose all sense of balance, direction, control of leg-muscles etc. it is rarely fatal but can place an attacker in a wheelchair for the rest of his life, and can be performed by most people and is recomended when being attacked. (if the oppurtunity is present)
August 27th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
The one about the ears is freaky. I didn’t know someone could die like that. Getting hit in your tail bone is weird too. It’s just a bone, there’s nothing there so how can that kill you? I know it hurts like hell to fall on it, but didn’t know it could kill you.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Well, I hope I’ll never have to use any of these… but atleast I know what can kill me now.
October 12th, 2008 at 2:51 am
my friend curb stomped someone… it didnt kill the person instantly but it did land them in the hospital quite some time. its really about force and such.
then she got curb stomped. by like a 70 pound meth head. mmm good times in central oregon.
October 13th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
i have used #2 Nasion to kill people, it is very affective.
October 16th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
My unexpected gun works best for me.
November 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
shit i got attacked by more than 40 people today anyone know any moves incase it happens again?
November 14th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
This list scared the living SHIT out of me.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:39 am
I think there are other more productive things to be read in this site other than this stuff. I don’t think it’s useful at all. Maybe a “how to defend yourself” post would be more practical, useful and politically correct.
November 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am
P.S.: in doing that you’re giving “great” ideas to gang folks and bandits out there. Rethink this post!
December 6th, 2008 at 8:45 am
wow this shit works
*runing to go hide some things*
December 13th, 2008 at 3:52 am
wow it really works and its fun
December 14th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
Well I don’t know about never winning a fight by being defensive. I train in brazilian jiu-jitsu and I wouldn’t fight anyone unless I absolutely had to. Then I would wait for him to make the first mistake. But then again we train how to stop a fight quickly and effortlessy with devastating yet non-lethal maneuvers. But for those extreme cases, we learn how to defend most of the ones listed above.
December 21st, 2008 at 10:39 pm
you would need ALOT of practice to pull most of those off
December 24th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
There is also a method of killing that involves just claping both hands to both of your foes ears with flat palms of your hands as hard as possable. It causes a great deal of stress to the ears and ear drums have been known to explode from such force killing the brain from rapid compression to decompression. If it doesnt kill them the shock from such pain will.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:35 am
This list was………shwoa!!! i learned a thing or two for sure! I like the ear thing best. IT KNOCKED THE CRUMBS OUT OF MEEEEEE!!!!!
-this is now one of my favorite sites!!!
January 13th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
You should only try these moves if prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man!
And I thought my numchuck skills were cool… These are so totally badass!!!!11!!
February 26th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
What a terrible list. 25 ways to “kill” somebody, and only one of them is an actual technique worth anything. Obviously written by someone with no idea what they’re talking about.
March 2nd, 2009 at 12:21 am
I’m fairly (as in very) sure this list was created as a joke. Try not to read too much into it; It’s not worth getting upset about. =D.
On that note; I thought the Russian Omelet was hilarious.
March 18th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
despite the controversy surrounding this list, I have to love how campy it is. My personal favorite: #18 Head-to-Wall punch…. “causing the back of the skull to shatter fatally.”
April 10th, 2009 at 10:10 am
there is a lot of interesting stuff about lethal substences, environmental pollution, medications,toxic plants and how they efect on a human body, all this you can find on http://www.toxcrime.com, it’s very interesting
April 10th, 2009 at 10:12 am
it is more easier with poisons, http://www.toxcrime.com
April 10th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Nice List Mate! What a handy list of methods to have on hand for easy reference at work. One only knows how often I have given thought of the when and how.
Now that I have the How down in a matter of 25 ways. Its just the when I got to work the details out. Thanks for the helpful tips!
April 10th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
hey fucker this stuff is “desi jugad” can’t get what i meant to say just come to india even a child can tell u better than these 25 points clown
April 11th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Coccyx? Nonsense! Couldn’t kill me by punching me in the ass, I must weigh about 18 stone. Plus I would’nt want to kill someone by punching them in the ass. How would that sound to fellow Ninjas. Tut.
April 11th, 2009 at 1:34 am
oiky – the coccyx is the bone just ablove your ass. at the end of the spine. and yes, hitting it the right way will do serious damage and could kill you
April 11th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Wow have a fractured coccyx at the moment and had no idea it could have killed me??? guess the doctor left that part out?!
April 11th, 2009 at 1:56 am
tuschina – im not certain but i think the coccyx would have to be hit hard and pushed up into the spine for it to kill you. dont take that as gold though.
April 11th, 2009 at 3:01 am
hi,some nice articles.I m a Czech cityzen and in my country is hard to someone to get a gun legally.they do not like when people keep guns,so many people need to learn way how to defend their life.I used some of above mentioned tips 1 year ago.it took just a few seconds for me to eliminate 4 bastards.one of them was transported to city hospital.when police come they were not very happy of me,but I defended myself and 3 young waitresses after a fut.mach.anyway,I recomend evrybody practise before you use it.all movement has to be automatic,no waiting and must be done properly.I was learned to this techniqes 20 yrs ago in the Czech army.do not forgote,life is just one ,it can not be given back if its token away,so think before and try find another way.
April 27th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I did the extreme nipple twister technique, this is where you twist the nipple 360 degrees’ and then pull the victims nipple. This will course the victim to fart in shock, and then it should rip right off. I real winner when in a dangerous situation.
May 10th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
heres a whay to kill some one grab your a ponets haed and hite his head on your nee then stomp on his face then use a big rock and througt at his head i got into a lot of fights and i lost 23 out of 1 and i brock tow of my fingers
June 6th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
after teaching self defense and martial arts for a few years, and working as a bouncer, i have to add, this list, while a lot of these techniques COULD work, for most of them you would have to be incredably strong, accurate etc…
for pitties sake just go take some self defense classes.
July 4th, 2009 at 12:06 am
Deffs helping maybe… thanks brah
August 1st, 2009 at 4:54 am
wow!
i haven’t even red it and i already like it..
August 7th, 2009 at 5:47 am
its really an interesting information…..
September 9th, 2009 at 9:21 am
I googled out ur site desperatly wanting to hurt the hatest bunch of jerks always available around the street corners when i return home late, especially when i am with my girlfriend. Thanks jfratr for the techniques, but having read all those moves, i now think that the outcomes of most of the tactics are more evil than the intentions of those street folks. I have got a better idea: try buddha’s way of loving ur adversaries. In this case try a non provoking – ‘what’s up guys? ‘ or offer a couple of cigarettes sometimes!!
September 16th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
I’m a pathologist.
Virtually this entire list is bulls@#t.
October 2nd, 2009 at 5:20 pm
I’m on the 25 methods for killing list. You all forgot the “Indian Massage” where you let your enemy sit, spread his legs, hold his legs and pull it(but not too hard) and put your one foot inside the V shaped legs and you kick it or you like massage it and its electrifying. Note: It’s better when it’s a male cause after the massage or I mean it directs to the penis. so its like being electrified. Try it. Its, um, fun.
October 14th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Violence DOES solve everything. Hiroshima and Nagasaki anyone? Kill first or be killed. Where did all of these sensitive liberal pussies come from over the past thirty some odd years anyway?
November 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Thanks 4 that very interesting read. I already knew these things, just wanted to see how accurate I was. I am going to put my knowledge to the test on some people that have been threatening me. THEY WON’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM. HaHaHa, I am kind of crazy.
December 1st, 2009 at 4:16 pm
what about The Kiss Of The Dragon ?
you take a needle, pin, or something of the like and you stab it at the back of the neck in the “forbidden area” and hit the base of the brain. what this does it that it will paralyze the arms and legs and you will bleed from your ears, nose, and mouth and die very slowly and very painfully
December 4th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
nice one brill
January 6th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
thanks this gave me ideas incase i get mugged or beat up by random assholes!
January 16th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
hey Trebor u should fight wit a bracelet full of needles. dats wat Jet Li did in da movie “Kiss Of The Dragon”. but u have 2 know where da spot on da neck is though.
January 25th, 2010 at 12:02 pm
wow krazi but io likeiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 26th, 2010 at 8:27 am
Man has anyone ever wonted to kill some one i mean i would love to kill that bitch , she messed with the wroung chicky ,i mean that with all my heart when she dies . i will go to prison for sure willing to i will not fight one bit i really mean it , this bitch will die thats for sure .!!!!!!!!
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:09 pm
@ginger calm down!
Anyway. my favourite one is to coordinate the choke hold (point 21) plus a jump back landing on your belly while keeping the choke hold.that is fast.
even if the fastest is always squashing the badguy’s head stomp kicking it after you had him down.
February 4th, 2010 at 2:37 am
this is spooky.
February 8th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
this list is shit