Though only a stone’s-throw away across the grand Atlantic, Europeans and Americans are as different as night and day. And being anywhere from 5 to 7 hours difference in time, they literally are, too. Back in the days of old when that rag-tag batch of ticked-off Englishmen decided to brave the snarling sea and make new their lives in America, we’ve held similarities close to our hearts. However, times force great changes and leaps in advancement force gaps in our likenesses and make them far more diverse and different. Gone are the days when the ‘New’ Americans would take tea time, instead, we, as Americans, stumbled upon the idea of lunch… similar, but still, quite different. Well, you get the idea. Here are ten (of many, as we all know) ways we, as Americans, are different from our jovial brethren across the pond: the Europeans.
10. Government
Our Governments could not be any more unalike if we purposely attempted to create them so. And, as it turns out, we (the US) kind of did. Not happy with the persecution the European Government was dishing out to specific religious groups, the original Pilgrims who ended up on American shores would eventually go on to pass down ideas for a new government in their new land – despite the fact that they persecuted people in equally (if not worse) ways than the nations they left behind. Here are the governmental differences spelled out as clearly as possible:
Europe: The European Parliament (Europarl or EP) is the directly elected parliamentary body of the European Union (EU). Together with the Council of the European Union (the Council), it forms the bicameral legislative branch of the Union’s institutions and has been described as one of the most powerful legislatures in the world. The Parliament and Council form the highest legislative body within the Union. However their powers as such are limited to the competencies conferred upon the European Community by member states. Hence the institution has little control over policy areas held by the states and within the other two of the three pillars of the European Union. The Parliament is composed of 785 MEPs (Member of the European Parliament) who serve the second largest democratic electorate in the world (after India) and the largest trans-national democratic electorate in the world (492 million).
America: The federal government of the United States is the United States governmental body that carries out the roles assigned to the federation of individual states established by the Constitution. The federal government has three branches: the executive, legislative, and judicial. Through a system of separation of powers or “checks and balances,” each of these branches has some authority to act on its own, some authority to regulate the other two branches, and has some of its own authority, in turn, regulated by the other branches. In addition, the powers of the federal government as a whole are limited by the Constitution, which leaves a great deal of authority to the individual states. The federal government is based in the federal district of Washington, D.C. and is often referred to as “Washington”.
9. Television
While Americans enjoy a mind-numbingly huge array of television stations via satellite or cable, Europe (though able to acquire said choices) also has a slew of nationally funded channels that offer them different types of programming (and in the case of the BBC in Britain, free of advertising). Since about 2000, both continents offer roughly the same when it comes to cable, satellite, and the offers of broadband with phone service and TV. The BBC and ITV are due to launch Freesat, which, unlike Freesat from Sky, will be a free-to-air system similar to Freeview. Europe, of course, features comedies and dramas specifically catered to its core audience, such as Dr. Who and the original Office. We here in American television companies have been know to pilfer European (usually English) programming which then needs modification to make it more appealing to US viewers. In some cases these American spin offs have become more popular than the originals. Two in particular that spring to mind are The Office, and Three’s Company.
8. Meal Times and Etiquette
Europeans are more likely to be found eating as a family around the dinner table than many Americans who prefer the convenience of eating in front of the television. As a result, fast food chains are not as popular in placed like France and Italy as they are stateside. This, however, is not true of all nations in Europe, as the English (possibly through the influence of American television programming) are also beginning to lean toward the convenience of fast food (either ready made or ready-to-cook). Another striking difference is that in mainland Europe, supermarkets are far fewer in number than in America, as a large number of Europeans still buy their food daily from markets in their towns or city centers (again, this is probably no longer true of the United Kingdom). These markets are part of the appeal that Europe has for Americans traveling to Europe.
Trivia: In Europe, an entree is usually the first course of a meal (the same as an American appetizer). The main course is called “the main course”. American’s like to have a salad course, but this is almost never seen in Europe as salad (if it is being served) will usually be presented alongside the main course.
7. Shops
Shopping in the typical American city is a mater of walking around, going inside of whichever building one needs explore in order to locate goods and services, and purchasing. We have a plethora of the Big Box Stores like WAL-MART, Target, Meijer, and those similarly huge home-improvement shops like Lowe’s, Home Depot, and the like. We like what we need readily available at our finger tips and unfortunately this has contributed greatly to the end many of mom-and-pop stores. Grocery delivery is very common in England, while it is still only seen occasionally in the US. Europeans prefer the open-air shops with the amazing array of vastly different foods available in each specific location suited specifically to the item’s location. In Europe you will still see more high street shopping than malls, though this is beginning to change in some countries. The upside to this is that you get personal service, the downside is that if you get dreadful service, you have no one to complain to. It can take a lot more effort to find the items you need as you have to go to many shops instead of one.
6. Money
American currency is just about as basic as it comes: Bills for anything for a dollar and over (5,10,20,50 etc.), and coins for anything a quarter (25 cents) or less: dime (10), nickel (5), penny (1). For the most part and for the longest time our bills have been green with nothing more than age-old etched images of presidents and persons of historical significance, and some say hidden meanings dating back to the rise of the Free Masons and other government clubs. The member states of the European Union have adopted a universal currency called the Euro (with the exception of the British who are exempted from adopting the Euro). This can be incredibly convenient when on holiday, but the adoption of the Euro has caused some difficulties in nations where prices dramatically rose – such as Italy.
5. Language
America has one language for all – American English (though some might say that Spanish is creeping in) – Europe, on the other hand has more languages than nations. As a result, most Europeans will learn at least one other language in school (this is often compulsory in mainland Europe, but not the United Kingdom). English is spoken in most major cities and in the case of some people – like the Dutch, the English in Europe can be better than the English in England. Combined with the universal currency of Europe, this really does make holidaying easier.
4. Sports
To Americans, nothing kills a weekend more appropriately than sitting around with some good friends, nursing a few beers, and watching your favorite sports team beat the snot out of its opponent. We here in the U.S. have five major sports: Baseball, American Football, Basketball, Hockey, and Car Racing. Grabbing several bowls of artery-clogging goodies, staking out a spot in a favorite chair, and yelling at the television is what sports fans are all about. We love our sports so much we’ve delegated entire clothing lines to them. Now in Europe, the four main spectator sports are Football (soccer), Cricket, Rugby, and Tennis. And as we all know, your rabid attraction to your home teams rivals the beastly incorporation we have with our own. In fact, I have never seen anything even remotely close to the mass of infuriated spectators rising in unison to a bad call or a loss than European sports crowds. It’s just scary and has been known in the past to be deadly.
3. Cooking
American cooking, for all its variety and excitement, owes its very existence to everywhere else. Even our deep-seeded southern roots stemmed from French influence. If it can be successfully fried, we’ll happily do it. If it can be mass-produced and served with fried potatoes, we’ll joyfully do that, too. We love our steaks, our hamburgers, our hot dogs, our potato and tortilla chips, and our foods smothered in gravy. Europeans have a diverse cultural history in their food and this is still obvious in every nation. It would be wrong, however, to consider European food healthier overall – this is not necessarily the case and Europeans, knowing this, tend to eat smaller portions. Virtually every aspect of French cooking involves butter and cream. Of all the European nations, England is the one with the worst reputation for food – it is expensive and usually bad. This, however, is beginning to change as more English people take an interest in redefining old English favorites (such as steak-and-kidney pudding) for the new millennium.
2. Drinking
There is very little doubt that America’s favorite alcoholic beverage has got to be beer. We love to import, export, and support the local micro-brews of which there are literally thousands. In fact, I live smack in the middle of six, and the beers produced there are always readily available. We do have quite the active wine making community as well, generally on the west coast in California, though other states, such as Michigan where I live, produce wine as well. In my state, selling alcohol before 12 p.m. is not only taboo, but illegal. On Sundays you aren’t allowed to purchase after five p.m., and if it’s a holiday, none after 2 a.m the previous day or on the holiday at all. Now, in bars and pubs, you can purchase (as long as you are inside) until 2 a.m. Also, unless you want some serious trouble, you ought to be 21 to do so at all. Despite this high drinking-age, many kids start around 16 or 17. Europeans of course have beer, wine, and other alcohol, but most often just different variations on the common theme. In Europe the drinking age in each country varies too, but to be on the safe side, carry your ID if you drink or purchase alcoholic beverages. Some countries list two legal ages: one to buy beer and wine and another to buy stronger spirits such as vodka, while other countries allow younger people to drink while dining in the company of adults. It seems that the laws are similar as are the concerns for under-age drinking and especially drinking and driving. One major difference here, however, is that many European families give their children wine with dinner (often watered down) – there is much less a taboo associated with alcohol in Europe than America, which may be partly a side-effect of the prohibition movement.
1. Day to Day
While Americans and Europeans (excluding the British) drive on the same side of the road, there are still many different rules. The most obvious is the American rule allowing cars to turn on a red light. Most of the street signs use the same international symbols. In England, there are a variety of different crosswalks with different names: A puffin crossing has the lights on the same side as the pedestrian; a toucan crossing is a crossing for pedestrians and bicycles; a pegasus crossing allows horse-riders to cross as well. There are also tiger crossings (alternating yellow and black stripes) to allow cyclists to cross without dismounting, and of course, the zebra crossing. But wait – there’s more. There are also pelican crossings which are traffic light controlled.
Power sockets in the United Kingdom differ from the rest of Europe, and both are different from American (and Japanese) sockets. European plugs generally have two circular pins for inserting in to the socket (though there are variations in almost all of the nations in Europe), while British and Irish plugs have three thick rectangular pins. Also, European lights switch off in the opposite direction to American lights.






























There are lots of great American Tv shows! They are not just all rip off's of British shows.
The Simpsons, Arrested Development, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Lost, Deadwood etc etc
Also…Any major grocery store will deliver to your home now. I don't know why the author thinks it's only for disabled or elderly people.
probably because if you aren't disabled or elderly and you have your groceries delivered you are a fat lazy american.. and as far as shows.. more are ripped off than not.. you named 5 shows, #1 satirical ie rips off everything else for laughs. #2 great show but cancelled (would've been a hit in england where they enjoy intelligence) #3 What the hell is that show? #4 LOST most of it's viewers because of LOST plot lines LOST characters and a whole slew of other LOST crap. #5 Ah yes.. cowboys and violence.. of course america is going to like it!! Situation comedies are the victims here.. and american TV right now is Jersey Shore and other MTV crap!!
ACTUALLY, I have been living in France for over a year now, and I disagree with you and with the author of this top ten list in that the French audience is obsessed with American TV programs. Hollywood rules the media, truly, and international audiences eat up everything we do. In France, for example, they even have Cartoon Network: and the kids in the families I've lived with have preferred Captain Caveman (of all things!), Scooby Doo, and The Simpsons over shows that come from France. I do think that it is a shame that people from Europe know what Jersey Shore and MTV is, but they eat it up. And quite frankly, it makes sense that they would, considering they don't have the same resources as the United States does to produce new things.
whats the difference between an american getting groceries delivered and a european getting groceries delivered? u uphold a double standard for people u deem lazy and that just means ur ignorant
Why does it feel like the author hates living here or falls for the grass is greener on the other side.
What about healthcare being a big difference?
How about the variety of different cultures living here (in large populations?)
I am not trying to attack the author but to constantly slam on one country while proping up another does not make for the best list.
Ye; in the UK we have free healthcare and one of the largest immigration influxes in the world and therefore a massively multi-cultural citizenship; so I assume you're agreeing with the author?
There is no such thing as a free lunch. Any economics professor would hammer that idea into your mind until you're almost subconsciously reciting it.
healthcare in the uk is free….
Healthcare in the UK is NOT free, it’s just paid for in a different manner. Americans pay for healthcare via premiums and Europeans pay for healthcare via taxes.
Think about it, if you have to work anyway, isn’t it better to have healthcare benefits through your employer rather than working for no healthcare and getting stuck with higher taxes?
The taxes are so high in Europe that housing is not affordable and purchasing larger cars is not attainable for the average joe. In return for paying high taxes, Europeans are often left with substandard medical care and little choice.
In America, receiving an outstanding healthcare plan through an employee benefit system allows an entire family to receive top notch healthcare when they want it and with whom they want that care for.
If you prefer paying higher taxes and being forced into a government system for your care, then by all means, have at it. But don’t mislead yourself into believing that care is free – because it’s not. As one poster said above, there is no such thing as a free lunch.
Where did you get the idea that we in Europe don’t get healthcare?
US healthcare system is one of the most expensive in the world and if you manage to get fired (or laid of) and got sick you are basically f##k´d.
Houses and cars to expensive? Am I imagining that “average joe” are living in houses an driving new cars (if they choose to)?
Have you been to whole Europe or only one area? or you just making stuff up?
I rather live in Europe and don’t have to worry about all crap that happens in US.
This list doesn't do much to quell the belief that Americans are fat, ignorant, and lazy . . . unfortunately most of us are!
And there is just something about a man with an accent . . . purr . . . Good stuff
huh, I keep hearing about "most" of us being "fat, ignorant, and lazy" yet….I just don't see it around here. I guess it depends on where you live…or I suppose all those who fit those stereotypes must stay inside 95% of the time.
No, most of America has redefined the weight you get obese at, you are only thinking of fat as they mammoths that ride around in grocery stores in the chairs meant for the disabled. In truth though, America has cut out on alot of unhealthy places, which is why there are now more Subways here, then McDonald's.
Actually, when I visit the USA I always get this feeling that everyone is OBSESSED with their health, what they eat, what they eat is made of and ALL about the Health Food Stores.
Again, I guess it just depends where you are seeing that the USA is a HUGE country and would be unfair to generalize like that
speak for yourself fat ass!
I disagree. England actually has one of the largest number of obese people. And that comment degrades the efforts of individuals who try to educate themselves and learn. Do not speak as a representative of America, because a lot of people might disagree with what u have to say. "unfortunately most of us are" makes it seem like people share that opinion when u're basically insulting ur fellow citizens. albeit u are including urself, but that doesnt make it right
I believe this list could have been written without being insulting. Strangely, I'm actually offended with the way this list was written whereas I wasn't offended at all with the NSFW lists.
Clearly, the author has never seen an Italian eat.
wtf does that mean……?
agree with gianna….. and it wasnt funny either.
The British language we know today isn't real British, it was made up 300 years ago in order for the nobles to sound more educated. The early colonists as well as the commoners of England sounded very similar to us.
You have no idea! I speak in a what would be called a “lowerclass” accent, and let me tell you, it’s not the same as RP, but it’s still as different to any American accent like night and day!
That is ridiculous. 300 years ago, as now, there were thousands of different regional accents and dialects in England.
The upper classes spoke in "received pronunciation", the typical 'posh English' accent that we all know and hate from bad comedy. The American accent is an amalgam of Irish, Scots, English, Dutch and Eastern European accents, given structure by the early East Coast settlers insistence on speaking English properly.
There is no accent in the British isles that sounds anything like an American accent.
Honestly, your statement doesn't make sense. The English said "thou" etc for a long time and the modern day british language has been going for way longer. What you are saying is actually only about the english! Remember, Scotland, wales and Ireland too. they sounf totally different to the english.
English = Straight uptwist drone
Irish = Curled words
Scottish = Extended words
Welsh = Emphasised words at end of sentences.
PRACTISE BEFORE YOU PREACH!
There's actually a couple of things wrong with your statement. I think you mean that 'Received English' was commonly introduced around 300 years ago. Received pronunciation (which is on occasion known as 'BBC English' due to the old BBC ruling that all announcers should use this pronunciation -now changed by the way ) is basically the very stiff, formal accent that you hear from The Queen at al. (I should also point out the difference between 'English' and 'British' here – it's basically the same as saying that Brazilians and Mexicans are from the same country as citizens of the USA)
In England, and across Britain as a whole there are hundreds of different regional accents and pronunciation. My own opinion is that US accents are most closely related to accents from Ireland and South West England (I grew up there, and if you've ever participated in 'talk like a pirate day' you know which accent I mean!), although there are obviously definite traces of German and Dutch in a lot of Midwestern areas I've visited.
Did you look this up on Wikipedia? You're kidding right?
As you all know I am not American, but as I published this list (though I didn't write it) – I feel I should point out that I would kill to live in America! If anyone has any ideas on how I can get a greencard, please let me know
If you were smart enough you would at least know how to get your greencard
))))))))
marry someone or find a job in america. or go to school here. a student visa is the best choice, i think, b/c u shouldn't marry someone if u don't love them, and it's unlikely to find a job anywhere nowadays. If u go to school in the us, u get to see america, interact with fellow inhabitants, and further ur education
The list is just the writers opinion on things. It wasn't meant as an attack on anyone and you certainly shouldn't be "insulted" by it. We all know that all americans arent fat and lazy, just like we know that not all brits would rather chew on rocks than brush their teeth. Everybody stereotypes even when we know that those steretypes aren't necessarily true. It was a light-hearted list, its not like it was openly hostile and degrading. So just ENJOY IT!
I forgot to say, living in Europe but having been in the states, the biggest difference I have seen is that Americans are far more friendly than Europeans
People are more frendlier to tourists. Americans are those, who hated dark skinned people.
so you say, maybe just the rude ones
theres more famous and people in power who are dark skinned people in USA than in Europe
so what the hell are you talking about
depends where you've bin in europe
if you have been in belgium or the netherlands i think you would had enough hospitality
i'm belgian
not if one is an American
I don't know, to be completely honest with you I don't find the Dutch to be the friendliest of the bunch. I love Italians and Germans. Also, notice he didn't say that Europeans are not friendly, he only said that Americans tend to be friendlier, which I've found to be the case, too.
ahahah bull***** people in northern europe are the less-friendly people u can imagine.
I recall an episode being in Scandinavia on a bus, there were two seats and one was occupied by a person, as I moved to sit he moved his bagpack on the seat!!!!
Also, if u go around the streets of Netherlands or Belgium, people always look *****ed off and they never smile, whereas if u go to Italy or Greece or Spain its a whole different world, people are SOOOOO much friendly!!!!!
becose they dumb
They're friendly but look into their pockets look at those guns ready to kill you ready to doublecross you
Hey, I will say that it depends on where here in the states you go. I have lived in Louisiana, Texas, California, and new jersey. The most friendly people I have met come from Texas. And the least friendly is new jersey. That mostly has to do with the wealth of the area, and a false sense of importance because they live near new York city. May I ask where you visited, and where you are from? (and to angry man, we dont all hate dark skinned people, some do, but most of us hate the people who are lazy and gripe about having no money)
sdggrant: that comment is hilarious – it reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bart is the shown the "book of English Smiles"
Alas because of the health system in England, it is not too far from the truth.
Yeah I went to Appalachia, got to love those lovely pink and green smiles down there
This is very inisreettng! Great information and it is also very well written. I will bookmark and comeback soon.
Yes because all British people have smiles like that. It's really gets to me when everyone thinks that the British have terrible teeth, all because of a stereotype set by Austin Powers and maybe a bad stint the english had with dental hygiene BACK IN THE 60s.
And I would chose the British NHS over American Healthcare any day, because I, for one, am not a millionaire who can afford health insurance.
Actually you should look at facts before making comments about English smiles, because actually the British, according to health records have the best teeth in the world. With an average of 0.6 cavities per person in the world. read up on your facts next time before commenting (:
Correction – The best teeth in europe!…
Still quite goodˆˆ
Are you serious? People in England have yellow teeth and they are never straight!!! dont know about US, but for sure they have the worst theeths.
Also, healthcare in British is probably the worst one you can find in Europe, still its better that in America, cuz at list you CAN be treated even if you dont have thousands of dollars to spend.
The British NHS is not the best example of a healthcare system that's better than the American one. For one, cancer survival rates in Britain are the worst, or among the worst in Europe, and America's survival rates are better than those of any European country, perhaps France being the only country coming close to America in those terms. And these are facts, not opinions of mine. I do agree that the American healthcare system is inherently flawed and that it is the costliest on the whole planet, and I do understand your point that not having a lot of money one would prefer to live in a country with nationalized healthcare, BUT America is a wonderful place to be treated. It's just a big pain in the ass when the bills get to your mailbox.
Maybe you should come to England before you make a comment like this, it is actually quite offensive to have people spouting off ‘facts’ like this. The NHS is free, and it works, just like the American system costs, and works. This stereotype of English people having bad teeth is completely untrue, with our dental hygiene systems being very similar. However, English people generally don’t believe in having teeth whitened, as it is seen as unnessecary. This is my experience however.
Oh yeah, the differences in the views on ***** and nudity should of been mentioned. I had a stepmother from sweden and she brought newspapers from all over europe back to america. I was surprised to see nudity all throughout the papers like it was no big deal. Do that in America and your lose every cent you have to your name, not to mention you will probably land in a jail. Also, my buddy is from Poland and whenever I go over there his father walks around in speedo's (inside and outside the house) because its "no big deal in Poland." Guess that what happens when your country was founded by the prudes and bible thumpers of europe
lol
what a laugh- where do you get these ideas from ? USA is has the worlds largest *****o industries
i think its mainly due to making sure people are comfortable. nudity may be alright for some, but what's the difference between a *****o magazine and a nude photo? the intent may be different. one may be called art and the other filth, but in the end all thats really being shown is a nude body and that might not be appropriate if its exposed to a child who happens to see it in the newspapers. also i would never want to see my friend's dad in a speedo. ew ^0^
OH NO!! NAKED PEOPLE!! seriously in what way would a naked picture hurt a child? if they have ***** in the picture that is a different issue.
jfrater: The Mexicans have shown us that green cards are optional.
haha lmao true, true…
i really laughed at your comment
sdggrant: you are right – the puritanical origins still have an effect I think – just as the Victorian prudishness is still effecting England (at least in my opinion).
rp: hehe I need to do it legally for peace of mind
TOO true rp! I live in Southern California (orange county) and in some places it would be hard to tell that you are in america still. I wish I was joking.
jfrater: Ok, I'll marry you . . . for the green card, of course!
jfrater: Find yourself a good, skinny, blonde, sweet and smiling American girl if you want that card.
What parts of America have you visited?
hehe, looks like angelina was a minute ahead of me on the marry-for-the-card idea!
Why does she have to be blonde???
maybe because American girls don't care to look feminine.
As someone who does live in Europe, allow me to just ask this: has the person who wrote this list ever been here? Or ever been somewhere else here other than a few selected parts of London? It certainly doesn't sound like it.
Whoever wrote this article must live on the East Coast. What about our National Forests, covering millions of acres, where Americans go camping, hiking, fishing and hunting? Europeans don't spend their summers sitting around a campfire in the middle of the wilderness, roasting marshmallows and looking at the stars. In America, that's practically our national pasttime.
I love America fiercely. We save our lands, we protect our forests and wilderness, we battle oil spills and regulate our industry so we don't hurt our wild life. In my home state we preserve open space so coyotes and rabbits and prairie dogs can live side by side with humans. We protect wolves and mountain lions and bears, so much so that we occasionally lose human lives to these predators for the privilege of sharing our world with them.
Europe has lost their wilderness, their wild animals, their places where one can go deep into the primeval. That's the difference between Americans and Europeans.
I am afraid you are totally wrong lady, we do have forests, and we do go camping. And I think the main porblem in this article is comparing Europe to United States; Europe is continent, USA a country in the first place. You can not compare US goverment to the European Union, they are not even the same kind of institution. Both US and European countries have good and bad points, and there is no point in making such a list. By the way, I am spanish, and I have been to Britain, France, Germany, Switzerland(which is not part of the EU), and US too, and they are so much different that comparing them is simply a waste of time and a trouble maker. We should avoid this behaviour: " my country is better than yours" "no, mine is the best one"…. It is jus *****ty, with no offense. Just enjoy the place you are, whether you are on holiday, living there or just passing by. See you.
Well said.
I am sorry to say that i disagree with your comment, we have parks, forest wildlife etc. You shouldn't comment on something you haven't experienced first hand =P
well I do and my country has more forest than most countries in the world. I think this was a pretty stupid article since europeans are very different, depending on where they live.
you forgot to mention that you R E A L L Y care about the environment and helping it by for example take the bus instead of the car. Feel embarrassed for your sake that everyone knows that 40% of the global air pollution is produced in USA.
"Europe has lost their wilderness"
Sorry that statement just cracked me up. Are you serious? Get lost in the German wilderness of the vast Spanish landscape and see how quick you get 'deep into the primeval'… well first you've have to leave your campfire and marshmallows. Which of course Europeans don't cook seeing that it's an AMERICAN thing, we like to cook fish that we just caught by the open fire (well at least my family does when we have one by the beach).
And I'll believe that you protect the animals when I stop seeing them stuffed and displayed as trophies.
you only see things one way
"we battle oil spills and regulate our industry so we don't hurt our wild life"
USA has the biggest role in global warming. USA produces 6049435 x 1000 tonns of CO2, which is 22,2% of the worlds output.
USA is the biggest oil consumer in the world. USA consumes 20.7 million barrels in a single day!! It is 3,2 x bigger than the second consumer!!! Instead driving car you could ride a bike, if it can carry your ass!!
My country is covered with forests 72%
"Europeans don't spend their summers sitting around a campfire in the middle of the wilderness, roasting marshmallows and looking at the stars. In America, that's practically our national pasttime."
You Americans sit on your chairs and play PC games, while eating chips. We Europeans go walking and skiing.
snot face
You bash her comment and then do the same thing she does with your "you americans sit on your chairs and play PC games" comment. What a dumb ass. Your list verse name would be Mr. Nazi if it weren't for us dip *****.
"Europe" is vast… in several of the Nordic countries, the nature is more accessible than even the US, check out Allemansrätten at Wikipedia.
More accessible than the US? And that information comes from where? Was that your own research or is there actually a scientific paper on the accessibility to natural areas that says that Europe's wilderness is more accessible than that of the US? Again, two negatives don't make a positive. You don't cancel out a biased comment with another biased comment.
Loving your country is a great thing, but just don't let block your view of the outside world.
Do some research next time before saying things like this, because it just makes you seem ignorant.
Dear Bonnie just check this link and tell me if Europe has lost its wilderness http://www.wild-wonders.com/index.asp
True is that Europe sacrified a great part of its natural resources since romans or maybe before (historically we are an older civilization) and the USA remained unspoilt untill the arriving of the "white man", but you just can't state something you haven't seen.
And also I would like to remind you that the USA refused to sign Kyoto's and Rio`s treaty to reduce global warming and CO2 emissions, so I¡m not so sure you look that much after the environment.
Itâs hard to find kgwloedneable people on this topic, but you sound like you know what youâre talking about! Thanks
I'm sorry, but America is most definitely NOT the only country in the world to protect its wildlife, not by a longshot. Also, living in Italy and visiting Austria and Germany I find people are far more into outdoor sports in general. In America, it's a niche thing. Have you even been outside the United States??
Unsurprisingly, the fat American writer shows his ignorance by constantly referring to Britain as part of "Europe". Most Brits would beg to differ with that association – they refer to Europe as "The Continent" and are frequently at odds politically with the EU, France, Germany, etc. Britain does not recognize the euro as its currency. Also, Britain is far more pro-American than is The Continent, France's Nicholas Sarkozy notwithstanding. In short, there is Britain and there is Europe; despite geographic proximity, they are not one and the same.
Just as many Brits would argue they we are distinct from Europe, so many (myself included) would argue for greater participation. Those who argue against European integration just still haven't adjusted to the fact that we aren't a super power anymore.
The British Empire was great, but it's over. We need to learn to start getting along with our neighbours and move past this splendid isolation we seem to so gleefully inflict upon ourselves.
Also I have to say, I've been to France, Italy and Spain, and Europeans are vastly different in culture (in fact, within the UK you can see this between the Scottish, Welsh, English and Irish), and I think the same is true of Americans – when I went from east to west coast then on to Florida, it was almost as different as moving around Europe at times – very different cultures.
haha – thanks angelina
you have proven my point about how nice Americans are!
Daniel – the only part I have stayed in is San francisco – I went in January for the apple conference. I went to cannery row in Monterey too – as an homage to Steinbeck whom I love
Sorry Bonnie, but the only reason those lands are protected is because they aren't needed right now. Just look at Southern CA, land that used to be protected is turning into prime Beachside real estate. Even the great redwood forests in central ca are slowly being torn down. The only difference between Europe and America is that Europe has had a few extra hundred years to tear their forests down, were not too far behind…
Too true Claire, too true. I work with quite a few Brits and they aren't to shy about pointing that fact out to the ignorant.
claire – while I appreciate your sentiments, Britain is part of the EU. There are special conditions in their membership that allows then to retain the pound for now
Sweden doesn't have the euro either, and hopefully never will! Tired of us being the biggest net-provider to EU while the so called "industrialised countries" of Greece, France and Italy sit on their fat asses with farmers going on strike whenever they have to do real work, low retirement ages and leaders who seem more like dictators from Cuba or North Korea, making embarrasing *****ist and condensating statements. ***** lazy, condensating europeans, I've had it!
Bonnie: We europeans still have our wilderness and wild animals, albeit less than Americans due to the vast amount of land you guys have
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San Francisco (and New York City) can hardly be called representative of America – both are not conservative enough. Go check out Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Oklahoma, or Indiana for real America.
That is utterly ridiculous. You've just named five states out of fifty American states, obviously not a large enough area in mass or in population to make such a generalization. Besides that, a majority of Americans do not relate to, associate with, or agree with the ideas and lifestyles of that region of the country (which, if you know American history, is so different in thought they actually tried to branch off as their own country thus causing the Civil War though obviously failing in their endeavors). San Francisco and New York City, as you have so named, have the highest population densities in the country- thus to the contrary of your false statement, can most definitely be called "representative of America".
(Cont'd) British folk, like yourself Claire, who so arrogantly and quickly denounce Americans who know little about your country (because wow, they're Americans meaning they live in AMERICA) are disgustingly hypocritical when it comes to knowing so little about our country (and, like yourself, pretending to know so much about it). Do your country a favor and keep your ignorant comments about other peoples' nationalities to yourself. (I'll say the same to any ignorant American of similar quality who has never resided in England, Europe, or anywhere outside of the United States).
By the way, I know this is going to come up so I have to point out that I am clearly knowledgable that England is one part of Britain so calling someone who is English in nationality "British" isn't exactly correct. However, I'll also point out that I've known and lived with many English people who preferred to be called "British" or "Brits" so I (as well as they) have come to use the term in that manner.
There are far more registered Democrats than registered Republicans in this country. What, besides bias and sheer stupidity, would make you say that Kansas or Oklahoma are the real America and New York City (whose metropolitan area has more people than all those states you names–combined) and San Francisco are not the real America?
I agree to some point with you Claire, 90% of my family lives in either South Dakota, Montana or rural Maine. And while they might live a "traditional" american life, the same kind lived 100 years ago, it is not representative of the popular american culture and image. If the small states were the true image of America, we would be less hated.
claire – I didn't write the list – someone asked me what part of the US I visited – it was nothing to do with this list. And please forgive my slow replies – I am typing on my 2 day old iphone and am not yet used to it
hmmm… it seems as though america and europe are just the same… same automaton societies! lol…
why not come visit asia? you'll find diversity of all sorts.
Shouldn't this list be differences between the USA and the UK? I didn't see a single other European country mentioned – even referentially.
incidentally, thanks all of you for your calm reasonable comments in spite of a controversial topic – that is what makes this site so great!
JT – they're between the lines
Claire – We're trying to get people to like America!
There are over 23 different beach parks in California including nine National parks. Those beaches comprise over 1,000 miles of protected property. They aren't going anywhere. There are also thousands of miles of protected parks in inland California. Prime Beachside real estate is as it has always been — private property bought and sold on the open market. Any American, however, can enjoy one of a thousand miles of free and open public beaches in California.
I am always irritated by people who extrapolate their personal space to the entire world. I'm hungry — the world is starving! I'm crowded — the world is overpopulated! Today is hot — the globe is heating up and we're all gonna die!
Sorry about the overcrowding in California, dude. You want some breathing room, we got plenty here in the great Western states.
The credit crunch was started in USA…do we have to explain further more why we won't even think about set a foot in that Country!!
Aye, Bonnie, I'm not denying that there are plenty of protected natural areas because there are. Call me a pessimist, but I think that in the long run(100 years from now, 150 years) those places will become too valuable as the population rises. Its happened many times, I dont agree with it, but it wil happen.
And yeah, crowding sucks. Once I get my degrees and a solid cash reserve, I plan on high tailing it out of southern ca, hopefully to somewhere on the Great Plains.
angelina: I mentioned she had to be blonde to showcase some more American stereotypes… no real reason
I have dark brown hair and the actresses I consider most attractive are all brunette.
I once asked my British friend to do her impression of an American; she replied, "You want me to sound 15% stupider?"
I love the British sense of humor!
Did your friend say it through her British yellow picket-fence island inbred teeth?
Too far mate, not funny at all, I'm Scottish and I have perfect teeth and I've never had braces
I'm sorry, I thought the blonde stereotype was more of a Swedish or German thing. Strange, hearing it attributed to Americans. And as for American stupidity, I'll avoid defending the contrary with the premise that one "shouldn't argue with an idiot because they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience." I have nothing against England at all except what they falsely have against me.
Sdg, according to this list you should probably high tail it to England instead of the Great Plains. Wonderful weather, great health care, luxurious and affordable housing, gorgeous women, and all the boiled meat your bloated American gut can stand. Hell, what are you waiting for?
how about word pronunciation? My boyfriend is Welsh, I'm American, and we are always arguing over the word aluminum. He says al-u-min-ium, and I say it's alum-in-um. I say that one state in merica is bigger than his entire kingdom, so we're right, but he says we're all stupid and fat and have completely butchered the language. So who wins??
We do, because we are Welsh. All other arguments are invalid/
If you really want to be picky it's 'Alum', as that's the latin route. As English is mostly based on Latin and Germanic languages I think that's the fair winner of the argument.
Well to be fair, who created the language? Not exactly called 'American' is it…
umm what about eletrical outlets…
i didnt take the time toread all these comments so if someone already said it then so be it. it was the first thing i thought off when i saw the title of the list
jfrater, I live in Monterey. I just moved here, I haven't been to the Steinbeck Center in Salinas yet but it is on my list of things to do.
Daniel: I get your meaning.
For full effect, you should've added "big boobs".
When George Bush waetnd to break a law, he had his attorneys redefine or rewrite it so he could.
Wait, wait wait, sandra…You said you're American, then you said your boyfriend said all Americans are stupid and fat… I'm willing to be he's been sleeping in the dog house since then, huh?
and RP
I love my country, even with all its faults, so moving overseas is a no-no, even if it does sound nice!
Ok, Ok, the cat has got to be let out of the bag…this list was meant to be mostly farcical and I was in a comedic mood today. I never in a million years expected to tune in to over 40 comments on something I wrote this morning! I felt a lighter lilt to the air was in order after I had written that evil child list (still stuck in my craw by the way) and, with Jamie's blessing, I went all self deprecating with this list. No, i have never been anywhere near Europe, and no, I am not from the east coast. In fact, I live in south-western Michigan and it's of no surprise to any other Americans who've read this, we're a pretty bloated state. Of course America is gorgeous and I have been to 48 of the 50 states and I know just how awesome our country is. Please forgive me from those of you who are offended, and I honestly promise that this was very tongue in cheek. Please, laugh along with me, after all, I am a writer!
you have to know that Americans are not approved outside USA. I have visited Dubai and was sitting in the same safari jeep with two other Americans. the driver was so rude to them simply because they were Americans I almost felt sorry for them. Why do you think Americans are so hated around the world. Is it because of your countries unfriendly political attitude towards exposed nationalities?! Just let it sink. It could be a good start for many to think that America are not getting popular by being some kind of a super power.
Yes let's all have a laugh and a giggle at your totally skewed view of the rest of the world…. which is basically the UK
someones got a boner for europe.
and not every person living in amerika is completely retarded and white trash, as the "list" puts forth.. just as not every person living in england is eurotrashy with bad teeth and an uptight manner.
lets face it, europe and america are one in the same; petty cultural differences dont do too much to the overall picture of a diehard love of capital and imperialism.//
edit;;; this response is to the list conceptually, not to the author
Wow, you live in MI.
Cool, in what area?
Bonnie_: Europe has a huge amount of wilderness, right in it's heart is Austria, Switzerland and the Alps, all postcard stereotypes of wilderness.
The quality of documentaries in Europe is far far better, BBCs Planet Earth can actually be regarded as a masterpiece, though its considered a British documentary. Not known as being European, when you live in Europe.
Sandra: you have to let your boyfriend win, they learnt the language before the Americans
Humour is wittier in Europe too, but that goes down to taste I suppose
Yes, Blue Planet is an absolute masterpiece and it is 100% British. I think, overall, in terms of teaching about Nature the British can spank us Yanks pretty good
And no, Americans didn't learn the language "after" Brits or anything like that. Remember that Americans didn't just pop into existence out of nowhere and decided to copy the English language off of the British people. We speak English for a reason–namely because many of our forefathers were British, too, just as British as anyone who was born in Britain and remained in Britain for all his life. An American of British ancestry has as much a right to say that he descends from the people that invented the English language as does an "authentic" Brit. In fact, you'd be surprised how much more conservative American English is in many cases.
And yes, humor is very subjective
Stewwriter, something I've learned over the past few years, is that many many people have almost zero ability to detect sarcasm and/or humor on the internet unless you say one of the following: lol, haha, rofl, or roflwtfbbq, directly folowing your attempt at humor. By they wya, I enjoyed your list
You really have to be a damn good writer to get humor and sarcasm in your writing. This guy isn't.
And I'm British! So I have a sarcasm radar!
An American injecting sarcastic humor !!!! Oh the irony …..
NestorV: Portage city in the County of Kalamazoo! Pretty lovely area, actually!
sdggrant: Thank you! You have the knack for defending the poor fellow directly responsible for *****ing of not one but TWO nations at once! I appreciate you're noticing of my subtle-as-a-tack-hammer humor! Well done!
Don't forget all the other nations you *****ed on my putting them under the UK blanket
I'm sorry dear Stew, but I have a hard time findng a funny is such a sad description of our America. Granted, I've ALWAYS wanted to go to England. I am a proud American… how trite is that.(there's a rarity ha ha) Maybe because my husband & father are NAVY my brother is ARMY, and one of my best friends is AirForce, It means something more to me. But no matter where you go, you'll find smart people, dumb people, good people bad people…in may case someone who ramble. I just don't see how putting us in the negative in the shadow of England (Or Europe)is funny. . . Okay I think that's outta my system.
Thats because humor is relative, fallenangel. What I find funny, you do not. What you find funny, I do not. Doesn't make you or me any less of a "patriot." I was born on a military base in North Carolina, and then lived on different bases in california until I was around 14 or so, and yet I can still laugh. Just take it all with a grain of salt and realize we dont laugh at the same stuff.
Didn't they– (who "they" are is up to whoever)– ship all the edible underwear- (used ofcoarse) — to Europe because no one else was purchasing it?..Or consuming it for that matter.
twas an after dinner mint from rock munching perhaps.
Fallenangel: I am sorry, as I stated in the previous apology, and I will try not to offend as maliciously again. However, as sdggrant has often stated, humor is relative.
I fail to see the humor when you just outright fail to mention other countries when writing about EUROPE. Also, The UK isn't the only country to be exempt from the Euro… oh wait was that meant to be extremely witty humor that I just failed to get too? Or was that just poor research?
Uhhh, what diogenes??? That was a total curve ball, lol.
What about the women!? Most of the chicks in Italy and especially Spain are really beautiful.
I don't understand your implication–are you saying that one of the differences between America and Europe is that European women are beautiful? There's a lot of really beautiful women here, too. I don't particularly think Spain has more beautiful women than America does. I do love German women, though.
I understand that sdggrant, I did not mean to offend, I hope I did not. I can completely see various views of humor. Heck I laugh at some REALLY stupid stuff.
as for an apology Stew, dear, you have the right to say what you think is funny, and I support it. I guess the sterotype of fat and lazy bothers me, especially since I got injured, gained a ton of weight and can't be anywhere as near as active as I was, but that's a personal issue. Either how, I concour infectiously… humor is relative… see if you can't find some dark humor for me would ya
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With regard to the comment about the smooth sophistication of British accents, you are full of crap. Have you ever heard people speak on Eastenders or Coronation Street? It could make your ears bleed!
I think that is really taking it to the other extreme. I'm British and I don't have a mega posh accent or a cockney accent… I just say pavement instead of sidewalk and fridge instead of refrigerator.
And pronounce my H end Herb,
This should be a post comparing the UK and the USA. Europe is not a single country, and the UK is far from a typical European country. In fact, there may not be a "typical" European country. The BBC is not a European organization. Airbus is.
On no.5 you talk about the superfluous 'U' and I can't tell if you don't like the 'u' being in there but I have to say that being a Brit that moved to the U.S. I find it highly annoying when I read words without that 'u' in there. It just seems to make more sense with the 'u'
Ok, folks, I can do this all night if you want to. Apparently I made a pretty stupid mistake with this little list and all I can do is try to calm everyone down by reiterating the fact ad nauseum if necessary that this HUMOR. I suppose masking as something else entirely was maybe the first mistake, and next time I try to 'liven up the room' I will consider my audience first. I guess I sound like I'm getting a little over zealous here with my continued attempts at covering my ass here, but, as stated, I never guessed I'd receive such scathing and angry comments. That being said, those of you in the crowd who are looking around realizing that this was a comedic piece from the get go, I applaud you.And for the record, again, I LOVE AMERICA and everything in it. It's home, it is a great place to live, and i wouldn't change its variety for the world. So, with that, i hope we can close this chapter and just enjoy the list for what it was meant to be. Good evening.
I don't think poor research is the equivalent of good humour. And seeing how you got so many scathing comments, neither do the rest of these people…