Are you sick of being told what to eat, drink, and do? Then this is your lucky day! Here are ten things that people tell you are bad but actually have healthy aspects to them. In future when someone whines at you – you can point them in the direction of this list and have the last laugh! So onwards, the ten things that are healthier thank you think.

Ice-cream is a low GI (glycemic-index) food. This means that it is a slow sugar release food that keeps you satisfied for a longer period of time than a high GI food. For that reason, you are less likely to binge after eating ice-cream. 75 grams of Ben and Jerry’s Cookies and Cream ice-cream contains only 114 calories compared to a slice of cheesecake with 511 calories. Furthermore, ice-cream is made of milk which contains many essential nutrients and vitamins. 1 cup of milk contains up to 30% of a man’s daily recommended intake. Other nutrients in ice-cream are biotin, iodine, potassium, selenium, vitamins a, b12, D, and K. Studies show a possible link between milk consumption and a lowered risk of arterial hypertension, coronary heart disease, colorectal cancer.
Interesting Fact: In the 5th century BC, the ancient Greeks sold snow cones made with fruit and honey in the markets of Athens.

Throw away the rubber globes! Dirt is back in vogue! Remember the days where kids played in dirt, food was served with bare hands, and straws didn’t come in individual wrappers? It turns out – they were healthier days than our modern sterile ones! Early childhood exposure to bacteria, viruses, and parasites has been found to give a massive boost to our immune systems, making us less likely to get sick when we do come in to contact with various bugs. Research has found that children with a dog in the home are less likely to suffer allergies, and regular social interaction can reduce the risk of leukemia by up to 30%. Those are statistics not to ignore – so throw away the anti-bacterial cleaners and get dirty!
Interesting Fact: There are as many as 10 times more bacterial cells in the human body than human cells! The vast majority of these are harmless.

Stress is universally considered a bad thing – in some cases people have successfully won lawsuits against companies for work-related stress. But, what most people don’t know is that a little stress goes a long way to making us healthier. In short doses, stress can help boost the body’s immune system. In the first stage of stress (the “alarm” stage – often known as the “fight or flight” response) the body produces cortisol – a stress fighting hormone which has many benefits to the body. Stress can give a feeling of fulfillment – when this is the case it is called “eustress” as opposed to “distress”.
Interesting Fact: The term “stress” and the mental properties of it was not known before the 1950s. Until that time it referred simply to hardship or coercion.

Not only is coffee tasty, it is a mild stimulant with many medical uses. Caffeine contains a muscle relaxant that is very beneficial to people with bronchial problems – it can alleviate the symptoms of asthma. Additionally, caffeine releases certain fatty acids in to the blood stream that become a useful source of fuel for muscles. It even seems that the only serious side-effect to too much caffeine is a small amount of body-weight loss – a danger if you are anorexic. Caffeine should be avoided by people with fecal incontinence as it loosens the anal and sphincter muscles.
Interesting Fact: Caffeine can be toxic to animals, in particular dogs, horses, and parrots. It also has a much more significant effect on spiders than humans.

Red wine contains a group of chemicals called polyphenols (once called Vitamin P) which have been found to be very beneficial for health. They reduce the risk of heart disease and cancer. Wine has also been found to be an effective anti-bacterial agent against strains of Streptococcus (found most often in the human mouth) which can help reduce infections. Some wine varieties have extra health benefits; Cabernet Sauvignon appears to reduce the risk of Alzheimer’s Disease. In addition to the benefits already listed, wine is chock full of antioxidants which play a huge role in the health of the human body. The wines found to have the greatest benefits are found in the South of France and the Sardinia region of Italy.
Interesting Fact: Wine originated in the regions of Israel, Georgia, and Iran, around 6000 BC.

As a result of recent research into chocolate and health, it appears to be something of a panacea (cure-all) – coupled with the great taste and mood enhancing properties, it might be seen as a wonder drug! Cocoa or dark chocolate improves the overall health of the circulatory system, it stimulates the brain, prevents coughs, prevents diarrhea, and may even be an anti-cancer agent. Like coffee, chocolate is toxic to many animals. A BBC study indicates that melting chocolate in your mouth increases brain activity and the heart rate more intensely than passionate kissing, with the effect lasting four times longer after the activity ends. Eating regular small quantities of chocolate reduces cholesterol and the chances of a heart attack. Sign me up for some of that medication!
Interesting Fact: Chocolate has been used as a drink since at least 1100 – 1400 BC.

Cannabis is said to be beneficial for over 250 conditions. For this reason it is legal on prescription in a number of Western countries. Cannabis is believed to help with arthritis, asthma, depression, glaucoma, and pain. It is also reported to be a good treatment for constipation. Cannabis is also useful in dealing with the sideeffects of treatments for cancer, AIDS, and hepatitis. Cannabis has been used medicinally for over 3,000 years! Strangely, the cultivation and use of cannabis is outlawed in most countries.
Interesting Fact: Evidence of the use of cannabis as a non-medicinal drug exists as charred seeds found in Romania dating back to the 3rd millenium BC.

The moderate consumption of beer has been associated with the lowered risk of head disease, stroke, and mental decline. In addition, brewers yeast (used in the production of beer) contains many nutrients that are carried through to the final drink: magnesium, selenium, potassium, phosphorus, biotin, and B vitamins. For this reason, beer is sometimes referred to as “liquid bread”. In 2005 a Japanese study found that low-alcohol beer may contain strong anti-cancer properties. Contrary to popular belief, a “beer belly” or “beer gut” is not produced by the beer, but rather overeating and lack of exercise.
Interesting Fact: Beer is one of the oldest beverages – dating back to the 6th millennium BC.

Often referred to as “Smoker’s Paradoxes”, there are a number of therapeutic uses of nicotine or smoking. For example, smokers are less likely to need surgery to provide extra blood to their heart after an angioplasty, the risk of ulcerative colitis is reduced, and it even interferes with the development of Kaposi’s sarcoma (a type of cancer of the lymphatic endothelium). Perhaps most surprisingly, is that there are connections to smoking and a reduction in allergic asthma. There is also a large body of evidence to suggest that smokers have a dramatically reduced risk of developing Alzheimer’s disease and Parkinson’s Disease. Nicotine is currently being investigated as a treatment for ADHD, and Schizophrenia.
Interesting Fact: Tobacco smoking has been a practice of humans since at least 5000 BC.

Amidst the loud angry cries against pornography, a few serious scientific studies have been performed on the subject. It seems that men and women who view pornography, have improved sex lives, better sexual knowledge, and an overall better quality of life. Surprisingly, one study found that the more that pornography is viewed, the greater the improvements. In an extensive study performed in Australia, the majority of married respondents stated that they believed that pornography has had a positive effect on their marriage. While clearly not always linked to pornography, studies have found that men who had fewer orgasms were twice as likely to die of any cause as those having two or more orgasms a week.
Interesting Fact: Pornography (and the anti-pornography movement) as it is understood today is a concept of the Victorian era (19th century) which was extremely moralistic. Sexual imagery was not taboo before that time.
Sources:
1. Alzheimer’s disease is associated with non-smoking by Carol Thompson
2. Impact of Smoking on Clinical and Angiographic Restenosis After Percutaneous Coronary by Cohen, David J.; Michel Doucet, Donald E. Cutlip, Kalon K.L. Ho, Jeffrey J. Popma, Richard E. Kuntz
3. Smoking Cuts Risk of Cancer by United Press International
4. Caffeine: Perspectives from Recent Research by P.B. Dews
5. Using spider-web patterns to determine toxicity by R. Noever, J. Cronise, and R. A. Relwani
6. From psychological stress to the emotions: a history of changing outlooks by R. S. Lazarus
7. Effects of moderate alcohol consumption on cognitive function in women. by Stampfer MJ, Kang JH, Chen J, Cherry R, Grodstein F.
8. Beer as liquid bread: Overlapping science by Bamforth, C. W
9. A dynamic partnership: celebrating our gut flora by C. L. Sears
10. Dairy’s Role in Managing Blood Pressure by the National Dairy Council
11. Ice Cream – What’s in a Scoop? by Pat Kendall
12. The Lost Civilizations of the Stone Age by Richard Rudgely
13. Medical Use of Cannabis in California by Dale Gieringer
14. Dark Chocolate Could Help Hearts by Emma Ross
15. Chocolate can do good things for your heart, skin and brain by Marjorie Ingall
16. Chocolate better than kissing by BBC News
17. Polyphenols and disease risk in epidemiologic studies by Arts, I.C. and P.C. Hollman
18. Antibacterial Activity of Red and White Wine against Oral Streptococci by Daglia, M.; A. Papetti, P. Grisoli, C. Aceti, C. Dacarro, and G. Gazzani
19. Cabernet Sauvignon Red Wine Reduces The Risk Of Alzheimer’s Disease by ScienceDaily
20. From red wine to polyphenols and back: A journey through the history of the French Paradox by D. W. de Lange
21. Now that’s what you call a real vintage: professor unearths 8,000-year-old wine by David Keys
22. Vice or Virtue? The Pros of Pornography by Matthew Hutson
23. Study concludes porn can be good for you by Nick Grimm
24. Sex and Death, Are They Related? by the British Medical Journal




















well great list
but
all in moderation except the wine ; )
tight list, g. good to see beer on there; nice guns.
great list. ill have to eat more chocolate.
Beer, wine, cigarettes, *****, caffeine, *****. This is my favorite list.
Game set and match lol
Hey cool list, I think in cases like smoking, the cons outweigh the pros but…
The title of this list makes me think of the song from Evita
I am definitely bookmarking this page! Next time someone tries to say ice cream, smoking, or chocolate is bad i can just show them this page. Also, my friend and I were in an argument whether or not ***** is good for you or not. I said it was. HA! I win this round.
. This is what happens whenever i pot messages on pages at 3:00 AM lol
Me- 1 World-89
Wow that was random
Dude, seriously!
LOL I absolutely love this list.
I always knew that pot was good for you and that more people should smoke it.
So light up everybody.
I know Mom424 will agree with me on that one!!
Yeah not bad, but the overall negative effects of smoking outweigh the positive ones by a long shot. You wouldn't tell anyone to pick up the habit would you? That piece of advice then, would be a bit suicidal.
And nice pic for #1. That's one big hand grabbing that redhead.
*****ography deserves to be here, I agree. You'll need it when homo sapiens get endangered. Anyway, ***** has also been used for pandas to multiply. You changed my life again. I don't hate ***** anymore.
Jfrater admit it… you made this list up so you can justify your addictions
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my girlfriend.. needs.. to see.. this..!
***** and beer, a great healthy combination
Nicola: I would never do such a thing!
yay! i don't feel bad about smoking and drinking beer all the time now! thanks!
(jk)
Long time reader, first time commenter: I really liked this list, especially since it shows how even the most demonized things may have good properties. But I can't get over the fact that Kaposi's Sarcoma is *not* a breast cancer. Kaposi's Sarcoma is a skin cancer (however, like all aggressive tumors it may spread anywhere, but mainly on the skin and mucosae), and it is caused by a virus of the Herpes family. Check this link for further informationhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaposi's_Sarcom… . Just my two cents.
Great list!
I knew about all of these except nr 10 and 8. I especialy like nr 4 (btw, i'm from Romania
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wasn't it dr cox from scrubs who said that if we got rid of all ***** sites, there'd only be one intenet site and it would be called "Bring Back *****". I think he has a point!
jfrater – excellent list!
As an aside, the way you have detailed your citations at the end of the list is excellent! Maybe this should be a requirement for all who submit lists for consideration…
kiwiboi: thanks – I thought that considering the controversial nature of some entries on this list that it would be best to include some sources
Kaposi's Carsoma is not a type of a beast cancer. "Despite its name, it is generally not considered a true sarcoma, which is a tumor arising from mesenchymal tissue. KS actually arises as a cancer of lymphatic endothelium and forms vascular channels that fill with blood cells, giving the tumor its characteristic bruise-like appearance." It are lesions, "nodules or blotches that may be red, purple, brown, or black, and are usually papular (i.e. palpable or raised)". Aids sufferers tend to get them.
Source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaposi%27s_sarcoma
Otherwise a very interesting list – I indulge in all of them!
Did you road-test this list?
Yet you forget to mention all the bad side effects off many things on this list…you make it look like all these things are are something you SHOULD do when in reality the bad far outweighs the good…
***** does not help depression – it is the gateway to depression.
you've obviously never had any
lol.
Somehow I know that *****ography is good for me. Yes, I agree with that one!
There's no doubt for ice cram, caffeine and chocolate. Beer too? Oh gee, thank.
Stress is good for me? Neeh…
WHOOOO HOOOOOOOO 420 TIME BABY!!!!
Finally I can also turn to my girlfriend and tell her that if I don't watch ***** I could die. She'll buy that, ohhhhhh ya.
These here internets are great fer increasin mah intelligunce
Interesting list.
I don't agree with the smoking though. I grew up with asthma and allergies and had a dad that smoked. I spent many night in the emergency room because back then no one realized the danger smoking caused.
My young daughter has asthma and I've often given her coffee to relieve some of the symptoms because I discovered it worked for me years ago.
Also, I think an occasional argument or even a fist fight (depending on your age)is good too. It's a good cerebal workout to make your point while yelling. A physical fight can also improve your confidence and get you more respect from your peers IMO.
One thing to add to caffiene is that it helps lessen the severity of migrain.
Nice list.
And to those commenting listing sources from wikipedia- don't you know that Wikipedia is a terrible source to go off of? Anyone can add things there, just go to a medical site and look it up!
jfrater:
Great list. Especially the *****. I TOLD mom it was good for me when I was 15. Sometimes parents just don't listen.
I'll pass on the smoking though.
And I'll be awaiting your list on the health benefits of extra-thick cheeseburgers, gooey pizza, and fried chicken.
til then, a glass of wine and a plate of asparagus for me.
I think the negative stigma around the items on this list is rediculously strong (barring cigarettes and stress). That being said, I am one to take addictions too far and try to keep away from most of these things. It's too late for my ice cream addiction (Why, Ben & Jerry's, did you put a store within WALKING distance of my apartment!?!), but thankfully I've never picked up a cigarette.
Very nice list. I must say, too, I'm rather glad to see that nice, long list of references after the list. I worry sometimes that contributors aren't as honest as we hope they would be with their citations and that lawsuits may be thrown around.
Randall: Did you know you could save on pounds and cholesterol by soaking each slice of pizza you eat with a napkin? Those tablespoons of grease add up over a year! 'Course, people will look at you funny; then again, I eat pizza with a fork, so I'm bizarre anyway.
Unfortunately… at the moment I'm a diabetic… so I can't indulge in certain things on here, and never *****. Sorry folks, I see what happens when people smoke it, and can't abide allowing myself to act like that due to a drug – I do it fine just on my own. TObacco though… maybe as a pipe so I don't have to put up with so many toxins would be fine.
And the *****… heh heh, I NEVER! LMAO! Oh, who am I kidding, I have more pron sites in my favorites than regular ones. Good thing my li'l lady doesn't mind.
Wow, really surprising… I really love to agree with #1, LOL, my friend just told me before… Good job, J…
While I think beer is gross, and have vowed to myself to never smoke as long as I can help it, this is one hell of a list. Good to see that stress is beneficial, and that warm fuzzy feeling I get when it eleviates………
cedestra: soaking each slice of pizza with a napkin??? but then you take all the flavor out.
as far as the ***** one goes, i have to disagree. in reading the sources that were provided here is what the author of one of the studies said…
"Lead author Martin Hald concedes that people generally view themselves as relatively immune to harmful media effects and that users may focus on *****'s benefits to rationalize continuous consumption. Indeed, studies by others show that exposure to X-rated material makes both men and women less satisfied with their partners, less supportive of marriage, more interested in emotionless *****, and more accepting of female servitude."
everything terrible in the world has supporters, otherwise it wouldn't exist. we only do what we enjoy. but this "research" is focused on people who already have positive feelings towards *****. not exactly the most unbiased group to ask.
i personally know the dangers of ***** and how that can harm relationships, especially marriage. it isn't worth it.
btw, excellent idea to include the references.
impressed again by jayfray.
No. Just no.
Wife left ya for another woman?
Small sized john thomas?
Don't blame ***** on your weak humanity
No. Just no.
Wife left ya for another woman?
Small sized john thomas?
Don't blame ***** on your weak humanity
That's it, I'm excited. According to this list I'm gonna live forever.
Seriously folks, it is not mentioned, but I'm thinking moderation is the key. Drinking red wine all day; the detrimental effects are going to far out weigh the beneficial properties.
There is no way you're going to convince me that my cigarette habit is good for me. Preventing Alzheimer's won't do me much good if I'm dead at 65 from lung cancer.]
Shadow: Act how? I'm a weed smoker, I don't act like a drug addled fool. Moderation in all things.
Oh and my Grandmother was correct the whole time; maybe she should have changed it around a bit.
"Everyone SHOULD eat a peck of dirt before they die"
Did you know that one of the best ways to prevent your children from auto-immune disorders is to have a family pet? Visit your local pound, not only will you be benefiting your family, you'll be saving someone's discarded pet from the big needle.
This list doesnt suprise me a bit… ANYTHING, if taken in huge doses, is probably going to be bad for you.
The upshot is now I can reindulge in some old habits with less worry. YAY!
Just one point about the #8
As jfrater said, stress is a natural reaction that at least all mamals use to front dangerous situations. The fisiologic response is healthy for a short time, but not how humans take it.
It was made for activate a "red alert code" when you saw a lion comming stright to you for example. When you found yourself free of that manace the stress reaction ended.
The problem is that nowadays humans are constantly thinking about the lion, even when is miles away. And because of that we prolong the stress state more to what is healthy.
About smoking. I don't think is worst the benefits…they're a bit off.
Anyway, another nice list
JB
"You are less likely to binge after eating ice-cream." What if that was what you binged on in the first place? Yeah…moderation…I know.
I've seen so many studies change views while growing up… first milk was good for you, then bad, now it seems to be ok again.
And some of these studies are esoteric and off the wall. I'm waiting for some really bizarre crap like: "Recent studies have shown that engaging in homicidal tendencies raises the sperm count in men and reduces anxiety."
Let me guess; the people who are responding to this list positively are the same ones who actually believe what's 'reported' in the newspaper.
Btw. Reference 10. Look at who is saying dairy is good for you. Surprising?
I'm sure that there are an equal number of studies showing that all these things are bad for you. We tend to latch on to the things that support us in doing what we want to do anyway, or confirm us in what we already don't do, and ignore the things that tell us not to do the things we want to do.
A few years ago a chain email went round quoting a university study (that turned out to be fake) that found that fellatio was good for a woman's health and listed several benefits. Of course all the men latched on to that. Although that was a fake, there was another study that found a statistically significant reduction of pre-ecclampsia (a potentially life-threatening condition during pregnancy) among women who had done this.
what a fun list! (although I was aware of many of the benefits from some of these things…)
my grannie always said "Ya gots ta eat a speck of dirt before ya die"
I have been completely convinced for about 10 years now that this anti-microbial world we live in (home steam cleaners for floors, anti-bacterial soaps, Lysol on doorknobs, individually wrapped everything, even restaurants with arm handles to open doors so your hands stay clean after washing) has been making our species weaker by not exposing us to germs. Hell, i grew up on a farm. walked barefoot in the woods. ate fruit right off the plants, probably swallowed a few hapless bugs as well. my motto? if it didn't kill me then, it isn't going to kill me now!
my father told me once "the trick to carrying on is to not get carried away, Darlin')
(this was when i was 18 and called him to pick me up at a party at 2:00 a.m. because i was too drunk to drive home. he was *****ed to get up and get me so early, but glad i didn't attempt to drive home in that condition).
rtr
I try to tell my sickly friend this all the time. He has a Howard Hughes type paranoia of anything “germ addled” Yet he is constantly ill.
I, on the other hand still bite my nails (uniformly I might add), eat unwashed fruit, rub my eyes after messing with sal*****er aquariums (my job), and let my dog sleep next to me. I rarely ever get sick. I realize out of context, listing such behaviors may make me come off as a dirty person but I of course follow what is widely considered “proper hygiene” I shower daily, wash after restroom visits, dental hygiene, you get the idea.
And here I was thinking coffee or chocolate were going to be number 1.
Great list!
This is so not true!
Ice-cream contains more chemicals than u think and they certainly will cause cancer if too much is taken over the long term.
Also,tobacco certainly does more harm than good.Is it worth risking your health for just that little benefits that may not even be true?
The manufacturers are all out to make money and would do almost anything to make u buy their product.Don't believe everything they say.
Kaposi's Sarcoma is a lymphatic-based cancer: just because breast tissue has a high proportion of lymphoid tissue doesn't equate or link the two.
In fact Kaposi's Sarcoma is a bruise-like lesion located on the skin surface – most commonly on the torso – but spreading to the limbs and is most commonly a complication of full-blown AIDS.
In fact, many AIDS patients tend to die NOT from AIDS itself but from the corollary conditions the loss of the immune system allows – namely Pneumonia and Kaposi's Sarcoma
interesting list. i don't agree with smoking though. i still think that the harm caused by smoking far offsets whatever good it does.
lotte you're paranoid dude. How many people have you met with lung cancer (re: smoking), and how many people have you met that have AIDS?
Weird how so many drinkers, smokers and unhealthy eaters live so long, eh?
I have mixed feelings about this list, mostly the pot and smoking…I just quit smoking (ciggs), and although it's only been two months. I feel MUCH healthier.
The pot..eh. I guess to each his own, but its not my thing. I know waaaaaay too many potheads and if I talked/smelled/thought like them I might just shoot myself. They certainly aren't healthy, but I suppose they feel no pain.
Anyway..PETA just wrote a letter to Ben and Jerry's asking them to use human breast milk in ice cream instead of cow milk. To everyone who just threw up in their mouths…thanks, I'm here all week
We are healthy.
You're ignorant
Now go read your bible
Okay, I understand the many things on this list (chocolate, alcohol, caffeine) can be unhealthy for you in large quantities, but I really have a hard time buying that virtually any amount of ***** is healthy, especially with its rather ubiquitous nature as a result of the internet. Due to the advent of the internet, *****ography has moved from being something only moral groups are opposed to, in fact, some of the leading experts in *****ual and ***** addiction are not religious peoplet at all. I would recommend reading anything Patrick Carnes. He is a leading expert on *****ual addiction. While I understand you are probably advocating an "in moderation" approach here, the studies indicate that ***** is highly addictive, probably moreso that some types of drugs. Carnes says, "…the same way that people can become addicted to drugs, alcohol or gambling, they can become addicted to *****, anything from Internet ***** to obsessive ***** to affairs…."
This is a good list, I just wanted to chime in with my two cents on this sure-to-be volatile topic.
The strange thing about being addicted to cigarettes (IMHO anyway) is the first one you smoke… I've seen people turn green, cough their spleen up and their response after this?
Give me another smoke, man…
Chalk it up to peer pressure maybe.
Lusting after sin… do they cancel each other out?
Cool list! I can't justify smoking tobacco as healthy, even though I am a nicotine addict! As much as I would like to know that there could be benefits, I know that the consequences are worse. On a "higher" note, ***** was beneficial to me, and my marriage. Once my hubby and I started toking together, we stayed home with each other, sat and smoked, laughed and talked more, and enjoyed each others' company. And, ***** has helped in other ways.
It is easy to get into a rut in a marriage, and we found a way out of ours! Yay for weed and *****! Making the world a happier place!
If weed made your marriage better then I can sleep easy. (No sarcasm, weed rules)
The bit about the Victorians is nonsense, of course–nonsense remains nonsense no matter how many times it's repeated. Sin is sin. Lust is lust. Keep trying to justify it.
Alienation is alienation
Go read your bible
This list seems slightly biased towards the positive aspects of these items. This list neglects to say how much chemicals there are in things like ice cream and coffee (artificial sweetners, preservatives), and the fact that smoking is even on this list, let alone number 2, is amazing. Not only are you inhaling smoke, but you are also inhaling chemicals like carbon monoxide, tar, and even arsenic. Is this list meant to be a joke?
Chris- put tongue in cheek.
Bob:
Sorry, but you're the one spouting nonsense pal. The list was factually quite correct; *****ography, as we so define it today, is a product of the repressive Victorian era. Georgians and Elizabethans certainly had no such compunctions regarding *****ual imagery (they simply didn't have the technology to produce the stag film… yet) and in fact classical civilization (Greeks and Romans) was replete with bawdy *****ual imagery which you wouldn't believe. Some of *that* stuff would shame Larry Flynt (well, almost).
Rabelais, Boccaccio and other medieval/renaissance authors wrote works that are chock full of ***** and scatology and all kind of things that were smiled at and accepted broadly in their day–though the uptight Victorians would later label them taboo.
Remember, these are the tight-assed clowns who thought it necessary to censor *Shakespeare* because he was thought too bawdy and graphic.
History has shown that when *****ual desires are repressed rather than channelled into healthy release, it causes all kinds of corruption, grief, crime and misery. Which is exactly what Bible-thumpers such as yourself (at least you seem to be) wish to avoid.
The hypocritical Victorians were known quite well to indulge–albeit secretly–in all kinds of acts, depravities and *****ography–except that they had to do it in hiding, and the law had to pretend (for the most part) to look the other way.
Why? Because the Victorians, like the rest of us, were human. Denying one's humanity doesn't make one less sinful or more pure, Bob. It just makes one repressed, foolish, and hypocritical.