When most of us think of vikings, we see horn-helmeted violent blond men raping and pillaging everything in sight. But, in fact, many of these images are misconceived – as you are about to find out. The Vikings lived from the late eighth to the early eleventh century and their relatively short history had had a massive impact on western society.
Misconception: The Vikings were a nation
The Vikings were not one nation but different groups of warriors, explorers and merchants led by a chieftain. During the Viking age, Scandinavia was not separated into Denmark, Norway and Sweden as it is today, instead each chieftain ruled over a small area. The word Viking does not refer to any location, but is the Old Norse word for a person participating in an expedition to sea.
Misconception: The Vikings were all dirty, wild-looking people
In many movies and cartoons, the Vikings are shown as dirty, wild-looking, savage men and women, but in reality, the Vikings were quite vain about their appearance. In fact, combs, tweezers, razors and “ear spoons” are among some of the most frequent artifacts from Viking Age excavations. These same excavations have also shown that the Vikings made soap.
In England, the Vikings living there even had a reputation for excessive cleanliness because of their custom of bathing once a week (on Saturday). To this day, Saturday is referred to as laugardagur / laurdag / lørdag / lördag, or “washing day” in the Scandinavian languages, though the original meaning is lost in modern speech in most cases. However, “laug” does still mean “bath” or “pool” in Icelandic.
Misconception: The Vikings were all big and blond
The Vikings are often shown as big, bulging guys with long blond hair, but historical records show that the average Viking man was about 170 cm (5’7”) tall which was not especially tall for the time. Blond hair was seen as ideal in the Viking culture, and many Nordic men bleached their hair with a special soap. But the Vikings were great at absorbing people, and many people who had been kidnapped as slaves, became part of the Viking population in time. So, in Viking groups, you would probably find Italians, Spaniards, Portuguese, French, and Russians — a very diverse group built around a core of Vikings from a particular region, say, southern Denmark or an Oslo fjord.
Misconception: The Vikings drank from skull cups
The origin of this legend is Ole Worm’s “Reuner seu Danica literatura antiquissima” from 1636 in which he writes that Danish warriors drank from the “curved branches of skulls” – ie, horns (pictured above), which was probably mistranslated in Latin to mean human “skulls”. The fact is, however, no skull cups have ever been found in excavations from the Viking Age.
Misconception: The Vikings used crude, unsophisticated weapons
Vikings are often shown with crude, unsophisticated weapons such as clubs and crude axes, but the Vikings were actually skilled weapon smiths. Using a method called pattern welding, the Vikings could make swords that were both extremely sharp and flexible. According to Viking Sagas, one method of testing these weapons was to place the sword hilt first in a cold stream, and float a hair down to it. If it cut the hair, it was considered a good sword.
Misconception: The Vikings lived only in Scandinavia
The Vikings did originate from the Scandinavian countries, but over time they started settlements in many places, reaching as far as North Africa, Russia, Constantinople, and even North America. There are different theories about the motives driving the Viking expansion, the most common of which is that the Scandinavian population had outgrown the agricultural potential of their homeland. Another theory is that the old trade routes of western Europe and Eurasia experienced a decline in profitability when the Roman Empire fell in the 5th century, forcing the Vikings to open new trading routes in order to profit from international trade. Pictured above is a viking village in Canada. [Image Copyright © Rolf Hicker]
Misconception: The Vikings were hated everywhere
One could imagine that the Vikings were hated everywhere because of their raids, but it seems that they were also respected by some. The French King Charles the III – known as Charles the Simple – gave the Vikings the land they had already settled on in France (Normandy), and he even gave his daughter to the Viking chief Rollo. In return, the Vikings protected France against wilder Vikings.
Also in Constantinople the Vikings were acknowledged for their strength – so much so that the Varangian guard of the Byzantine emperors in the 11th century was made up entirely of Swedish Vikings.
Misconception: The Vikings were unusually bloodthirsty and barbarian
The Viking raids were indeed very violent, but it was a violent age, and the question is whether non-viking armies were any less bloodthirsty and barbarian; for instance, Charlemagne, who was the Vikings’ contemporary, virtually exterminated the whole people of Avars. At Verden, he ordered the beheading of 4,500 Saxons. What really made the Vikings different was the fact that they seemed to take special care to destroy items of religious value (Christian monasteries and holy sites) and kill churchmen, which earned them quite a bit of hatred in a highly religious time. The Vikings probably enjoyed the reputation they had; people were so scared of them that they often fled from their cities instead of defending them when they saw a Viking ship coming near.
Misconception: The Vikings pillaged as their only way of living
It was actually only a very small percentage of the Vikings that were warriors; the majority was farmers, craftsmen and traders. For the Vikings who took to the sea, pillaging were one among many other goals of their expeditions. The Vikings settled peacefully in many places such as Iceland and Greenland, and were international merchants of their time; they peacefully traded with almost every county of the then-known world.
Misconception: The Vikings wore helmets with horns
This most be the biggest misconception about Vikings, but the fact remains, there are no records of such helmets having ever existed. All depictions of Viking helmets dating to the Viking age, show helmets with no horns and the only authentic Viking helmet that has ever been found does not have them either. An explanation for the helmet with horns myth is that Christians in contemporary Europe added the detail to make the Vikings look even more barbarian and pagan, with horns like Satan’s on their head. It should be noted that the Norse god Thor wore a helmet with wings on it, which do look somewhat similar to horns.






























It seems a lil' conceided how they incorporated the word "kings" in their name!! Someone should have given them a reality check at the time!! Oh… wait a minute I guess someone did, thats why they were left with those iced countries that nobody whats to go to!!
Just kiddin I love Swedish…. girls!!! And I can garantee that they are "barbarian" in certain activities!!
Lost count of how many stupid things exist in this post.
Agreed! o.O
cool list
nice list signe , who can forget Hager the horrible
nice list!
Awesome list!! I’ll admit to believing about half of these. I’m a little let down that the Vikings didn’t wear horns on their helmets though. That was their coolest feature! I’m simply going to “forget” number 1 was on this list
I work in a Viking (and medieval) heritage centre so I already knew these. Another theory I heard about the horned helmets was that an Iron Age burial which had a horned helmet was mistaken as being Viking. The myth is so well-perpetuated that we even sell plastic ones in the gift shop. Shocking.
Now is probably a good time to remind people to read the commenting FAQ. It says this:
It is very annoying to everyone who reads the list and comments – and especially so to me who has to go through one by one deleting them. So far I have deleted six from this list which is utterly ridiculous.
As a Scandinavian myself(Swedish) I can say these misconceptions exist largely in Scandinavia too.
Swedish and Norwegian patriots use the Viking ideal on describing how a swedish/norwegian person should be, tall, big with that meaning huge muscles, blonde, big beard, aggressive, travelling the sea plundering villages and stealing women and sail around with huge horns on their helmets…. OK maybe not the last part, but still it’s sad that Vikings are used in propaganda against a multicultural society when the Vikings themselves were as also described in this list, many different part of groups many of them being mixed with people from Russia, Spain, Italy and Turkey. Just To mention a few.
Intelligence seems to have skipped on a lot of people.
A very nice list hopefully shedding some light on the subject of Vikings to those who still believes the Vikings in comic books are exactly as those that were in real life.
AHAHA VIKINGS
I USED TO LOVE THEM
If the vikings were given Normandy (if they converted to Christianity and became vassals of the french king) its because they had raided Paris.
Another reason for the viking expansion is that the arabo-muslims controlled the Mediterranean sea at the time and refused European trade through it (except for Venice which had a special status). Hence the European trading routes to go the the middle east could only be the Russian rivers, and the vikings had the only boats easy enough to handle and practical which could navigate these rivers. So they kind of had the monopoly there.
The fact that the vikings traded through the northern parts of Europe is one of the main reasons why the northern half of Europe became rich and stayed that way ever since (previously, only the south was urbanized thanks to roman dominance there).
The Vaering guard at Konstantinople were not entirely Swedish. I think that mostly they were Norwegian. And I know there were Icelandic Vikings there too. -Some artifacts were brought to Iceland.
@ jfrater : thanks for the trust vote!!
“In England, the Vikings living there even had a reputation for excessive cleanliness because of their custom of bathing ONCE A WEEK (on Saturday).”
i wonder, how often do the english bathe:p
Every few months
Travis: you are welcome
The real warriors are the ancient polynesians (samoans, maories and etc.), they are naturally built and strong. They even have their own war dance, the infamous haka. The Vikings would be totally raped if face by these guys.
ah hypotheicals, doubt the wooden war axes of the pacific people could have done much against the weapons of the vikings.
but dream on non-the-less.
are you retarded? the vikings were at war for hundreds of years perfecting arms, armor and war strategy. and you believe they would get defeated by half naked savages wielding stone tip`ed spears? i tell you would have happened. it would go down as when the spain landed in south america, qonquering a continent with a few thousand men.. total dominance.
Spanish conquest of the South Americas was not the result of Spanish superiority in arms but of disease to which the indigenous populations were not immune.
#4 – needs a bit of correction regarding the Varangian Guard. It wasn’t ‘entirely’ Swedish – more Pan-Norse from all over the Viking world (it’s most famous recruit was Harald Hardrada – eventual King of Norway). In fact, there was a huge influx of Englishmen after 1066.
There was a tv comedy sketch which showed one Viking boat landing, a group jumping out and marching off shouting “Burn, burn, burn!”. A second boat lands, a second group jumps out and marches off shouting “Pillage, pillage, pillage!”. A third boat lands, and third group stumbles out and barely musters any enthusiasm as they trudge off muttering “Oh God, rape again!”.
Great list today. So great, in fact, it managed to motivate me to post a comment saying so.
thats strange cuz my dads a viking and he’s your stereotypical one!
@ #15 funix- “they are naturally built” As opposed to UNnaturally built?
apparently all you need to do to get your own list on Listverse is to be able to find wikipedia and cut/paste….
Very informative list! I don’t think I had 10 conceptions about Vikings let alone 10 misconceptions.
Very cool.
I knew most of these things, but as a Canadian of Scandinavian descent it’s always interesting to see. Thanks for sharing.
I heard they like spam. They sure sing about it a lot.
So… I should not view the movie, “Viking Women on the Moon” as being strictly factual is what you’re telling me?
Your mention of this movie intrigued me, as I had never heard of it, though I have long known the cult classic "AMAZON Women on the Moon." Curious, I googled "Viking Women on the Moon" and got exactly one return — your comment!!! Which I guess makes you famous, in a googly kind of way!
I also googled the Amazon movie, and got a truckload of returns.
If you were simply being ironic, sorry, missed it.
24. RobS. : Probably… Although I did hear that “Valkyries Gone Wild” is rather accurate, maybe you could start there
Aack! Stupid LV… Log me out… This logging in thing annoys me
I like this list as I love vikings! Very interested in them but I only knew about half this list. Informative.
I also heard that above all, they were very superstitious.
Once I was white water rafting down a river with my friend’s family. There were two rafts, and we were in the second one that didn’t have a guide. Coming to a fork in the river, the guide signaled ffor us to go to the right becuase it was safer. My friend’s cousin told everyone to go to the left instead, and then stood up at the front of the raft screaming “WE’RE VIKINGS GODDAMN IT!”…we’re banned from ever going on that river again.
6. jfrater:
but it was fonny LOL
I must have come to the wrong website today.
There is no debate about Viking culture superiority, no one claiming Vikings suck, no debate points being peppered with subtle hostile tones towards America and Americans, and no one has brought up a side debate about the evil use by the Vikings of the atgeir.
Is it possible, my friends, that the Vikings can be a unifying force for this website and the world?
Or maybe its just opposite day!
Great list Signe, very informative and fun to read.
Very informative list; I learned a lot. I have to say, I believed most of those. I was really surprised to find out how multicultural the Vikings were! Don’t the names of the days of the week come from the Vikings? I think I remember that from playing Where in Time is Carmen San Diego when I was a kid.
My viking knowledge is limited to a diorama I did in fifth grade. It was in a shoe box. They had horned helmets and blonde hair, but I still got an A.
This list is too Scandinavian
I thought the Vikings Helmets were purple with the white horn graphic on the side.
you forgot one. “Viking” is a verb that means to go out exploring, it is not the name of a people.
Excellent list, well timed too as i’ve been looking up Vikings on the internet these past few days.
Its funny the way things are spun through History, I knew almost all of these (because vikings are fun to study) but otherwise great list. My sophomore english teacher in high school got the class all hyped by buying one of those horned helmets from a costume store to talk about the Epic of king Hrolf Kraki. she was really fun, and really hot
I remember our high school History teacher telling us that Columbus had discovered the America’s. I later learn that the Vikings had settled in North America 500 years before!!! In fact, I learnt this from a Heritage commercial. lol
Dread pirate bob has a point. Vikings as a noun refers only to those who went raiding, so saying not all vikings pillaged is inaccurate. What you are really getting at is that not all early medieval Scandinavians were Vikings.
Good list overall. I wish more people knew this stuff, especially #1.
I have a game called Morton’s List, the self proclaimed “End to Boredom”. In the book, it discusses several supernatural things, and among them is a Viking curse. After reading about that, I got into Norse mythology, and subsequently, Viking culture. Excellent list, Signe.
@ SoCalJeff Vikings suck go COWBOYS!
I wish I were a Viking; or a pirate; or a viking pirate. A vikrate or a piraking, I’ll go with piraking.
great list! i love vikings
i won’t be arguing about #4, but i remember reading on the national geographic magazine that king charles III of france gave them land because he feared them and not loved them
Interesting! Certainly curved my ball about Vikings. I love Vikings… they were peaceful merchants and awesome warriors a like! Plus not to mention expansionists.
nice list!
the vikings are just awesome… well, I like anything with swords so… yeah….
Pirates could kick Vikings asses any time any place
Boy, were the Vikings caricatured in Asterix & Obleisk books or what!! Remember the one in whick the Vikins come to Gaul to learn the mening of fear?
more like top 10 misconceptions bout metals
Well TEX….that puts me in a deliema. I think pirates win over ninjas, but vikings would win against pirates. They’re just bigger.
Great list, a number of years ago I read a historical fiction book called “Byzantium” in which Vikings played a big part. The narrator-being a holy man-initially saw them as uncouth barbarians but eventually he came to embrace them. I really should hunt down that book again a give it another read.
I figured that Thor’s helmet was winged only in the Marvel Comic Book…
50. oouchan
Try to follow:
Samurai could kick Vikings asses any time any place
Pirates could kick Samurai asses any time any place
Therefore – Pirates could kick Vikings asses any time any place
@ TEX. : Can pirates kick vikings asses after samurai’s have kicked their asses?
My aunt was a viking, but she was kicked out because she smelled like pickles. Pickles was my hamster, and everyone knows that the vikings’ greatest fear was hamsters.
Vikings’ favorite food is peanut butter. In fact, Jimmy Carter kept a small roving band of vikings on his peanut farm to crush the nuts into butter. When the Iranians took the hostages, Jimmy Carter went to his vikings and asked them to crush the Ayatollah, and the vikings said, “Screw that, mate; we don’t know how to fly no damn helicopters. Besides, we don’t eat Iranians.” So Jimmy Carter had to send Delta Force instead (which didn’t work out so well either – he should have just bussed the vikings in).
That would make a great movie though, right? “Bloody Vikings from Valhalla invade Tehran…”
55. KJ
nice copy from wikipedia – now try something original
(lol)
interesting list, never knew half the stuff on it. but i’ll still be reading asterix comics which r very misleading as 2 how the vikings actually were
asterix was a gaul.
maybe you need to re-read asterix again?
There’s a nice little fictional Viking trilogy by an author called Tim Severin. It’s not the most sophisticated writing, but it does take you on a whistle stop tour of all the corners of the Viking world from Vinland to the Varangian Guard. It also builds in some of the Sagas into the narrative as well as historical accounts such as Ibn Fadlan’s account of a Viking funeral (including a human sacrifice). It’s an easy way to catch up on a lot of what this list covers and more besides.
# 40. robneiderman said:
“Vikings as a noun refers only to those who went raiding, so saying not all vikings pillaged is inaccurate.”
Actually, most of the time, the vikings kept to trading when they travelled around, but the somewhat less frequent raiding is often emphasized at the expense of the fact that they really were quite skilled businessfolk. The word “viking” (as a noun) was commonly associated with both activities (in scandinavian languages it would also have been used as a verb – “å dra i viking”).
That’s from wikipedia? I’d love to see that link. Here I was thinking I was being original (just looking to see if anybody was really paying attention to what anyone else was posting) and I find that I am a plagiarist. Damn…