When most of us think of vikings, we see horn-helmeted violent blond men raping and pillaging everything in sight. But, in fact, many of these images are misconceived – as you are about to find out. The Vikings lived from the late eighth to the early eleventh century and their relatively short history had had a massive impact on western society.
Misconception: The Vikings were a nation
The Vikings were not one nation but different groups of warriors, explorers and merchants led by a chieftain. During the Viking age, Scandinavia was not separated into Denmark, Norway and Sweden as it is today, instead each chieftain ruled over a small area. The word Viking does not refer to any location, but is the Old Norse word for a person participating in an expedition to sea.
Misconception: The Vikings were all dirty, wild-looking people
In many movies and cartoons, the Vikings are shown as dirty, wild-looking, savage men and women, but in reality, the Vikings were quite vain about their appearance. In fact, combs, tweezers, razors and “ear spoons” are among some of the most frequent artifacts from Viking Age excavations. These same excavations have also shown that the Vikings made soap.
In England, the Vikings living there even had a reputation for excessive cleanliness because of their custom of bathing once a week (on Saturday). To this day, Saturday is referred to as laugardagur / laurdag / lørdag / lördag, or “washing day” in the Scandinavian languages, though the original meaning is lost in modern speech in most cases. However, “laug” does still mean “bath” or “pool” in Icelandic.
Misconception: The Vikings were all big and blond
The Vikings are often shown as big, bulging guys with long blond hair, but historical records show that the average Viking man was about 170 cm (5’7”) tall which was not especially tall for the time. Blond hair was seen as ideal in the Viking culture, and many Nordic men bleached their hair with a special soap. But the Vikings were great at absorbing people, and many people who had been kidnapped as slaves, became part of the Viking population in time. So, in Viking groups, you would probably find Italians, Spaniards, Portuguese, French, and Russians — a very diverse group built around a core of Vikings from a particular region, say, southern Denmark or an Oslo fjord.
Misconception: The Vikings drank from skull cups
The origin of this legend is Ole Worm’s “Reuner seu Danica literatura antiquissima” from 1636 in which he writes that Danish warriors drank from the “curved branches of skulls” – ie, horns (pictured above), which was probably mistranslated in Latin to mean human “skulls”. The fact is, however, no skull cups have ever been found in excavations from the Viking Age.
Misconception: The Vikings used crude, unsophisticated weapons
Vikings are often shown with crude, unsophisticated weapons such as clubs and crude axes, but the Vikings were actually skilled weapon smiths. Using a method called pattern welding, the Vikings could make swords that were both extremely sharp and flexible. According to Viking Sagas, one method of testing these weapons was to place the sword hilt first in a cold stream, and float a hair down to it. If it cut the hair, it was considered a good sword.
Misconception: The Vikings lived only in Scandinavia
The Vikings did originate from the Scandinavian countries, but over time they started settlements in many places, reaching as far as North Africa, Russia, Constantinople, and even North America. There are different theories about the motives driving the Viking expansion, the most common of which is that the Scandinavian population had outgrown the agricultural potential of their homeland. Another theory is that the old trade routes of western Europe and Eurasia experienced a decline in profitability when the Roman Empire fell in the 5th century, forcing the Vikings to open new trading routes in order to profit from international trade. Pictured above is a viking village in Canada. [Image Copyright © Rolf Hicker]
Misconception: The Vikings were hated everywhere
One could imagine that the Vikings were hated everywhere because of their raids, but it seems that they were also respected by some. The French King Charles the III – known as Charles the Simple – gave the Vikings the land they had already settled on in France (Normandy), and he even gave his daughter to the Viking chief Rollo. In return, the Vikings protected France against wilder Vikings.
Also in Constantinople the Vikings were acknowledged for their strength – so much so that the Varangian guard of the Byzantine emperors in the 11th century was made up entirely of Swedish Vikings.
Misconception: The Vikings were unusually bloodthirsty and barbarian
The Viking raids were indeed very violent, but it was a violent age, and the question is whether non-viking armies were any less bloodthirsty and barbarian; for instance, Charlemagne, who was the Vikings’ contemporary, virtually exterminated the whole people of Avars. At Verden, he ordered the beheading of 4,500 Saxons. What really made the Vikings different was the fact that they seemed to take special care to destroy items of religious value (Christian monasteries and holy sites) and kill churchmen, which earned them quite a bit of hatred in a highly religious time. The Vikings probably enjoyed the reputation they had; people were so scared of them that they often fled from their cities instead of defending them when they saw a Viking ship coming near.
Misconception: The Vikings pillaged as their only way of living
It was actually only a very small percentage of the Vikings that were warriors; the majority was farmers, craftsmen and traders. For the Vikings who took to the sea, pillaging were one among many other goals of their expeditions. The Vikings settled peacefully in many places such as Iceland and Greenland, and were international merchants of their time; they peacefully traded with almost every county of the then-known world.
Misconception: The Vikings wore helmets with horns
This most be the biggest misconception about Vikings, but the fact remains, there are no records of such helmets having ever existed. All depictions of Viking helmets dating to the Viking age, show helmets with no horns and the only authentic Viking helmet that has ever been found does not have them either. An explanation for the helmet with horns myth is that Christians in contemporary Europe added the detail to make the Vikings look even more barbarian and pagan, with horns like Satan’s on their head. It should be noted that the Norse god Thor wore a helmet with wings on it, which do look somewhat similar to horns.






























…ear spoons!?
Ear wax, Joss, ear wax . . .
you guys seem a little preoccupied with other people’s asses.
PHOTOSHOPPED. NEED I SAY MORE? Lol, jk, still great article.
Tex (53) I’m afraid that logic doesn’t work in my head.
If you use the same logic:
Rock beats Scissors
Scissors beats Paper
Therefore Rock beats paper? But it doesn’t…
#64 Halfcrown, oh yes, a rock will go right through paper! lol
actually some vikings did wear helmets with horns, but they were not war helmets, their war helmets were rather simplistic, to be comfortable and not to get caought with anything. their horned helmets more like horned caps were a sort of ceremonial thing, not an everyday clothing item, and not many were made.
Very welcome list, Signe. Well done and well put together.
Interesting over all. I’ll be delving into Vikingdom quite soon as a result of this list, so thank you ahead of time for increasing my knowledge of history and historical anthropology.
So,are you trying to tell me that Tony Curtis and Kirk Douglas were not really Vikings? And that Kirk Douglas didn’t jump into a pit of wild dogs with his sword so he could die a Vikings death? Boy,you people sure know how to disallusion a guy.
whilst phonetic spelling can be fun, please note that disallusion is akin to spelling horse hoarse.
spellcheck?
Vikings are a fascinating bit of history, I enjoy reading about them. Scandinavian and Norse mythology is fantastic and the accounts of warrior-fearlessness in the face of death makes for some amazing stories about the varied cultures. The different mythologies with Odin and Ragnarok and Loki and all the variant cultures that contributed and were influenced by them always interested me.
We here are taught the vikings discovered North America as well, long before Columbus. In eastern Canada there are still artifacts and ancient markers predating Columbus as proof.
It’s *obviously* just a movie, but whenever I want to get riled up about being a descendant of the vikings, I absoltuely LOVE the 13th Warrior… so much fun! (Not real of course)
Also, comparing warriors of different cultures is silly. They exist in totally different environments. Samoans? Just appreciate things for what they are, it doesn’t need to be a competition. Samoans would get sick from the cold and vikings would get sick from the heat… what’s the point?
‘Lo there do I see my father… lo there do I see my mother and my brothers and my sisters… lo there do I see the line of my people… ‘ heh.
Ah, a voice of reason. I like you for this – not everything is a competition. It's very interesting that you should mention the part about the vikings discovering North America, because here (in Norway) we are taught that at school, as well as the story about Columbus. Before anyone's blowing a fuse over that, be do not deny that Columbus discovered America; what we learn is that Leiv Erikson, an icelandic man who came to Norway, discovered North America, called it Vinland, but he wasn't completely aware of where it was or what value this discovery held, although some smaller settlements were made. Though, if you think about it, neither did Columbus ("Indians"?).
Another aspect about scandinavian culture in the viking ages I wish people knew more about, was how *cultured* the scandinavian people were. Most were nowhere near being barbarians, and even the ones who can truly be called "vikings", held the arts high. Skalder, a kind of trubador, were common – men (or the occasional woman) who's profession was to write epic poems or songs to honor kings, brave warriors, the gods or similar figures, or they could write fairytales about mystic animals in shape of poetry, or they could write "spotteviser", which were songs meant to taunt others. In addition to this powerful tradition, there were early historians and talented artists – especially woodcarving artists.
64. Halfcrown
yeah but – rock, scissors, and paper don’t have asses to kick now do they?
This most be the biggest misconception about Vikings
must?
Hey all! Everybodies having a fun time today I see – intelligent responses, not at all dull. Very funny oouchan. I used to watch a cartoon show called Viki the Viking – my memories are probably better than the actual show if I had to watch it again today. Love the theme song ‘hey hey viki, hey viki hey!’
Oright, thoughts? Yes, I think these peoples did get a bad rep – which they played on as mentioned in the list. There were a few notorious families who were bent on destruction, but the majority were shrewd.
The very best book about norse mythology and their gods has to be – for me – ‘The Pathwalker’s Guide to the Nine Worlds, by Raven Kaldera’. Lulu has it for download at just £3.50.
I am always the vikings when I play Age of Empires II.
oh, the Nine Worlds is actually online at:
http://www.northernshamanism.org/nine/index.html
Actually, there were horned helmets, but only for prestige and rituals, not for combat.
And they attacked monasteries and churches, because there was usually lots of treasures to be had, not because they hated Christians
War helmets with big horns and such are pretty useless when you think about it – rather than a sword or axe blow glancing off the helmet, it catches a horn and pulls your helmet off?
Pretty silly. Though I could see how the horns in # 7 coupled with the helmets could have fuelled that misconception.
And for the record – after years at sea, those pansy pirates would be so captivated by the buff, blond, medieval male model Vikings that they’d still be standing there drooling as their heads were lopped off. Just saying. Course the pirates would have been out of luck anyways, everyone knows Vikings don’t go for dudes with wooden legs and eyepatches. Such a turnoff.
Lifeschool: I remember that cartoon….Have you seen one that’s called Dave the Barbarian? That one is hilarious!
I have to admit that I liked Eric the Viking. It was a bad movie but I liked it anyway.
Bert: Which is why the vikings would win against pirates!
Viking or not, horned helmets are awesome.
I disagree with number 8:
There was this contest “World Strongest Man” in ESPN, as long as I recall it was always won by Scandinavian fellows (Samuelson, Virtanen, etc.), all of them blond and huge, so either people are well fed in those countries or there´s really a genetic component for size and strength in them.
vikings blows!
what makes them all scary were their untrimmed beards.
my ancestors would totally ripped them apart!
maori toa!! yeah!!!!!
77. oouchan – Precisely
79. psychosurfer – Good call on the WSM reference! It’s still going on actually, that along with Lumberjack contests are my two favourite tough guy sports. Simply awesome. To be fair though, there have been a few winners from the US, Poland and I believe even Lithuania, but the vast majority are Scandinavian. Including the only four-time winners, Jon Pall Sigmarsson and Magnus Ver Magnusson, both from Iceland.
Myth #11: Vikings will win the superbowl.
Reality: Forever next year’s champions.
….Ooops. Wrong Vikings.
This one is Olaf and this one is Olaf and this one is Olaf. This on is…Olaf and this one is Olaf and this one is…uh…*snap snap* “Olaf.” Olaf!
So you must be?
That’s right! Gordan!
76. Bert 77. oouchan
Both seafaring by nature correct?
Pirate ships vs. those stupid little boats with the Chihuahua head thing in the front and that little fairy striped square sail
Need I say more – you are had, defeated
Thank you
New game!
Pirates vs Vikings (ninjas didn’t stand a chance!)
Unless of course Chuck Norris was on the Viking boat – that would change things!
Pirates: Wore makeup and jewelry.
Didn’t have to cum ashore when they had their
mates with them.
Not many known descendants.
“Jolly Roger”?
Vikings: win
Kirk Douglas/Johnny Depp?
Vikings: win
24. bucslim: Lovely spam, wonderful spam.
@jfrater: Thanks for taking the initiative to finally delete those stupid “first” comments. They really take away from the conversation. Now, if we could only do something about trolls…
Great list, Signe. I enjoyed it and learned a thing or two. Definately thought Vikings had horned helmets. Ah, those crafty Christians…
Pirates did not wear make up, Jack Sparrow wore make-up but he was not a pirate, he was from Scandinavia and had a degenerative mental disorder. That is why they let him hang around. So let’s not pick on the disabled now shall we?
Mr.T wore jewelry, are you implying he could not kick major Viking ass?
Kirk Douglas was a gladiator, not a Viking – where did you get this information, wikipedia?
Pirates never ran out of rum.
TEX – I pity the fool who doesn’t know T would have BEEN a Viking back in the day. Then he would write a haiku about how awesome he and his Viking buddies are.
Speaking of which, I think the next list should be 10 Reasons Why Mr. T Kicks Ass.
Also, I think you mean: Pirates never ran out of BUM. Think about it – always running around, looking for more booty. Don’t tell me you don’t know what that REALLY means.
nice list by the way zombies munch on samurai and vikings and pirates so who gives?
wow i make no sense. i need to take a nap
Bert…great play on words. I am laughing so hard my co-workers keep asking me what’s up. I told them it’s an inside joke. They wouldn’t get this.
In the first place booty meant treasure back in those days. It did not take on the backside definition you and mshake insist on using until KC & The Sunshine Band released “That’s the Way (I Like It)” in 1974.
So if you just have to make these low brow references about the *****ual habits of seafaring men, lets limit it to Somali pirates and members of the U-boat Wolfpacks – where 80 men went down and 40 couples came back up.
i know one thing about vikings…they always choke come playoff time
I love the part about the English thinking the Vikings to be overly clean by bathing themselves once per week… What was the standard bathing routine of the English at that time?
There actually is some historical truth to the fear the English had of bathing, though how much that interplayed with their views of the Vikings, I don't know.
I've read that Queen Elizabeth I had a terrible fear of bathing and would submit to one something like once a month (I think on the once a month — I'm digging WAY deep into memory here). Somehow this fear was tied up with religion too, though I've never quite figured that out. In Liz's case, it makes a bit more since, as she reigned during a cooler time in England, and "catching your death of a cold" was no laughing matter. While modern science has shown that cold in and of itself doesn't cause one to catch a cold directly, a lowered body temperature does sometimes result in lower resistance. With the obvious potential for a most unhappy result.
tale of the tape…
Ship Design:
Pirates – built for speed
Vikings – built for merchandise
winner? Draw
Occupation:
Pirates – thieving
Vikings – selling
winner? Pirates
Weapons:
Pirates: swords, pistols, cannons (on ship)
Vikings: swords, axes, crossbows, cannons(?)
winner? if vikings had cannons, draw. if not, Pirates
Entertainment:
Pirates: POTC I, II, III; Cutthroat Island; Pirates of Penzance; Treasure Island
Vikings: 13th Warrior; Hagar the Horrible; Conan the Barbarian(?)
winner? Pirates
Sports:
Pirates: 5 World Series Titles; 9 addl WS appearances
Vikings: 4 Super Bowl appearances (all losses)
winner? Pirates
The clear winner – Pirates
oops – correction under Sports:
Pirates: 5 WS titles, 4 addl appearances
Pirates still winner
.. tish! You guys! Why not take this debate to the forums? – where you will clearly find Werewolves will beat all the above.
oouchan: God, I knew someone would bring up that Eric the Viking movie. Did you know they released a ‘Directors Sons’ cut of the film – its only about 50mins long!
re: WSM – yes, the scandanavians are still built of strong stuff, and deserve to win those titles. My hat goes off to the training they have to put themselves through. BTW, Britains Jeff Capes won it 3 times too; though that was ages ago.
76. Bert- I have to disagree with this: “And for the record – after years at sea, those pansy pirates would be so captivated by the buff, blond, medieval male model Vikings that they’d still be standing there drooling as their heads were lopped off.”
That wouldn’t happen because then Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom would beat the Vikings in a captivating-hotness competition any day. Also, pirates would win based on the fact they had cannons and guns. The vikings, ninjas, and samurai wouldn’t be able to get near them. However, I am not sure about the zombies- can guns stop them?
additional measures:
Deities:
Pirates: Davy Jones
Vikings: Odin, Thor, Valkyries, Frigga, Loki, etc.
winner? Vikings
addl Entertainment note:
Vikings: Beowulf
winner? still Pirates
wow this board is geek central!
Excellent list, cannot fault it, couple of additional piesces of information, one Viking, buried in splendor was found in Gotland.
Vikings were also adaptable, Bare Legs started wearing a kilt in the end, and this set up a bit of a fashion trend.
Where I am originaly from the Isle of Lewis in the Outter Hedridies of Scotland, we speak Gaelic, however I believe that with only one exception all the names of villages are of Norse origion.
It is seriously interesting history, especialy when you discover it was a two way process, the Islanders caused hell on Earth in Scandanavia for a while and did the Viking on the Vikings.
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Missed out what I was going to saw, the Viking found in Gotland was of Mongolian origion. Now lets see a list about these fellows please.
This list, as well as the comments board, are a prefect example of why I love this site. Thanks to all.
Matt123, I was going to make exactly that observation when I got to the end of the comments, but since you already have, I will give that a strong second from my end. Retired, I spend many hours on the Internet daily, and love to read not only articles across a broad spectrum, but readers' comments, from whom I often learn much. But I sure do get sick death of the trolls, especially the political and religious ones, more especially than whatever filth and hate they're spewing has *nothing* whatsoever to do with the article at hand.
I've been reading these lists for near two solid days now exactly BECAUSE I haven't run into that crap here.
So, a big "here, here" to ListVerse.com!
This particular list is especially fascinating to me, since I got to be Loki in a 5th-grade skit. Of course, I was a lot younger and therefore closer to Viking times!
The vikings in the U.S are famous.
Famous for losing superbowls. F the vikings , the cowboys are what`s up.
@ #83:
SPONGEBOB!!
Nice string of cool lists on the site recently. This one is exceptionally metal and awesome!
Wait… is there seriously anyone, anywhere, that thinks pirates are macho or intimidating in any way? RL pirates were generally disease infested, undereducated (captains being the exception) suffering from nutritional deficiency (and teeth, and hygiene, and literacy) and only able to actually capture ships by outnumbering their enemies or surprising them. 999 times out of 1000 two equal ships of Portuguese Naval (or any other competent Navy) against pirates of any background would result in the pirates being soundly destroyed… their only chance was to sneak up on undefended ships and hope to overpower the crew, who even in non-military ships had a fair chance of fighting them off. The military ships, 9 times out of 10, outmatched pirate vessels in skill, training, competence and ability.
Pirates were basically just the gang bangers of the seas; you guys watch too many movies. They were only intimidating in numbers and when sneaking up on someone from behind. But my grandpa could intimidate someone by sneaking up behind them too. Pirates are cool for people who want an excuse to wear frilly shirts. They are the Twilight vampires of the military history world.
‘AAAARRRRRR’ Shiver my silk ruffles and flowing frills!’
110 Think the Vikings were more than pirates, buisnessmen, explorers amongst other things, utter headbangers at times. They were also the naval force of their day. Their ships were made of split rather than sawn timber, so a fair bit of technical savy was involved.
Did a bit more than the old rape and pillage stuff as well. Russia was settled by these people, the Russ from Sweden, and I believe Kieve was one of their main trading centers.
Hard men for a hard time but on the ball. I also read with interest the comments about Mouri and Polynesians, again a hard capable seafairing crew, massivly built and powerful but I would give the nod to the Viking, come from cold lands, more stamina, higher tecnology and more driven to attain goals. Again pure need, not much grows in Scandanavia apart from pine trees, South seas, stick a twig in the ground wait a few months and you have food.
Also speed and insane agression, seems to be a Northern European thing historicaly more so than other cultures.
Examples The Celts, Germanics and of course our good friends from Scandanavia.
Thank you for all the great comments, they were both funny and educational. It is great that this topic can have 111 positive comments, no trolls, no off topic fighting about WWII, America vs. Britian, religion or all the other things the comments usually end up being about. Thanks guys.
Enough with the pirates vs vikings and football jokes already!
Here´s another viking tidbit; they didn´t send their dead out to sea in burning boats but buried them under rocks, boats and all…
Nice list, and another thing about the blonde myth…. Erik the Red was a ginger.
Beautifully crafted helmet you show there. I confess to owning a plastic one with horns. It’s part of my Halloween costume
I changed my mind. I want to be a werezompirakinginja. I think that covers all the bases? Also, taller. I wish I were taller.
copperdragon – you are an *****ytical genius!
Signe – you are a class act, and I do apologize for digressing from the topic
Very nice list
And as signe pointed out quite graciously, kudos to everyone for keeping it clean and fun, and to J.F. for working to maintain it that way
TEX – I finally have to agree with you. It’s nice to see a little bit of light-heartedness for a change without any heated arguments or anything.
could Shakespeare’s Hamlet be considered a Viking story?
He was a Danish Prince after all
Of course, the word “viking” itself is not the correct word to be used. It should be “norsemen”, people of the “North”. The word “viking” stems from the “expedition” itself, essentially meaning “to go on a viking”, and was sometimes used as a verb “to vik / to explore”. Most of the stereotypes about the “norsemen” stem from 19th century romanticism, as well as documents written by the folks who were attacked by the norsemen. These accounts always refer to the norsemen as unkempt, because travelling by boats for such a long period of time would render the most clean and groomed to appear quite “wild” and “dirty”. It would literally take months to travel from Scandinavia to lower Europe when you travel in the small boats that the norsemen actually used. Great article nonetheless!
Great list; very interesting! One typo- Misconception: The Vikings wore helmets with horns
This most be the biggest misconception about Vikings…
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