Having spent time studying ninjutsu (under the Bujinkan dojos), I have long wanted to put a list like this together. Here I look at some of the historic myths and even some of the ridiculous modern myths that have sprung up about this truly fascinating art. Ninjutsu is a serious martial art – it is nothing like the movies portray, though its history does explain partly the reason that so many “mystical” myths have arisen over the years.
Myth: Real ninjas are a myth
In fact, ninjas and the arts that they learnt date back to over eight hundred years ago. The ninja families developed their skills in order to protect themselves against the likes of Samurai warriors. It is this humble beginning that gives ninjutsu its very unique style: escape if you can, if you can’t, kill. There was nothing unethical to the ninja – he would throw sand in the enemies eyes, stab them when they were down, anything to protect life and limb. Over time the ninjas were used as spies, bodyguards (right up to the last emperor), and assassins for hire.
Myth: As a matter of course, Ninjas caught swords with their bare hands
This is not entirely true – and the video clip above has a particular moment that illustrates why. At 07:38 Grandmaster Hatsumi (current Bujinkan grandmaster who studied under the last true combat Ninja Toshitsugu Takamatsu who served as the bodyguard to the last Chinese Emperor – see the video clip in item 5) demonstrates how to deal with an incoming sword in the greatest Ninja fashion: “Just get out of the way.” If you watch the whole clip you will see that almost every possible sword attack can be deflected (and turned to your advantage) without needing to go near the weapon. Of course in movies it looks flash to have a ninja catch a sword – but there would be very little need to do so when a Ninja has so many other techniques in his arsenal. Having said that, using claws or other hand weapons, if it were necessary, a Ninja might stop a sword with the weapons he is holding – but not with his bare hands.
Myth: Ninjas wore masks when fighting and black clothes; it is their uniform.
This is entirely false. These days most ninjas who are working as bodyguards would wear a suit or similar modern clothing. So when might a ninja have worn a mask? Maybe eight hundred years ago if they had to hide in the trees – but even then it was not part of a “uniform”. A ninja wearing a mask is no different to a soldier wearing camouflage paint. It depends entirely on the environment and the need for hiding. This, of course, is true also of black clothing.
Myth: Ninjas were able to vanish
This myth has come about because of the first ninja rule: get away. If a ninja can avoid fighting, he will. In order to achieve this goal, he might need to create a diversion of some kind, such as throwing shuriken, setting off a smoke bomb (as in the image above), or throwing sand in the opponent’s eyes. By the time the opponent recovered from the distraction, the ninja would be gone. There is no magic involved here – just commonsense.
Myth: Ninjas can’t kill just by touching
I bet you weren’t expecting that! In fact, there are a series of touches (this word is used lightly as a decent amount of pressure is needed) that can render a person dead. This is quite logical when you consider that a firm enough blow to the temple can kill a person. The deadly methods are normally only taught to the most advanced students who, by that time, would never need to use them. Fundamental pressure point techniques, however, are taught from the very beginning and even the most basic student can take a person to the floor with one finger (pressed firmly in the right part of the throat, or in the eyeballs for example). Pressure points cause a lot of pain when pressed in the right way – they are an indispensable tool for the Ninja. Furthermore, simple tools like squeezing nipples can also render an offender defenseless in seconds. In the clip above you can see Grandmaster Hatsumi squeezing his opponents nipple – the look of pain on the guy’s face says it all. You can see this around the 03:40 mark.
Myth: Ninjutsu refers to fighting methods
In fact, it means the art of stealth and perseverance – it is about the strategy and tactics of fighting. The actual moves are from a variety of different martial art disciplines. In the most common and most authentic version of Ninjutsu (Bujinkan Budō Taijutsu), eighteen disciplines form the main basis of training:
1. Seishin-teki kyōkō (spiritual refinement)
2. Taijutsu (unarmed combat, using one’s body as the only weapon)
3. Kenjutsu (sword fighting)
4. Bōjutsu (stick and staff fighting)
5. Shurikenjutsu (throwing shuriken)
6. Sōjutsu (spear fighting)
7. Naginatajutsu (naginata fighting)
8. Kusarigamajutsu (kusarigama fighting)
9. Kayakujutsu (pyrotechnics and explosives)
10. Hensōjutsu (disguise and impersonation)
11. Shinobi-iri (stealth and entering methods)
12. Bajutsu (horsemanship)
13. Sui-ren (water training)
14. Bōryaku (tactic)
15. Chōhō (espionage)
16. Intonjutsu (escaping and concealment)
17. Tenmon (meteorology)
18. Chi-mon (geography)
In the clip above you can see Grandmaster Toshitsugu Takamatsu with a student. This is an important clip as Toshitsugu Takamatsu was the last true combat Ninja and the teacher of the current Bujinkan grandmaster (Masaaki Hatsumi – he is speaking on the clip).
Myth: Shuriken (throwing stars) are used to kill at a distance
In fact, shuriken are used as a secondary weapons – either to slash or stab. When they are thrown it is normally to cause a distraction as you can see in the video clip above (around 01:08). Shuriken come in two varieties: Hira-shuriken (the famous ninja star) which were originally household items (such as washers and coins that were used to distract and were not usually sharp), and Bo-shuriken which are straight spikes up to 21cm in length. These were also originally household items (as were most Ninja weapons) such as chopsticks or hairpins. Their origins certainly makes it clear that these were not intended as killing weapons.
Myth: Ninjas only use ancient Japanese weapons
Yes – they do, but not exclusively. Ninjas are often trained in modern weaponry as well – and many of the so-called “ancient” weapons are not ancient at all – they are modern takes on ancient concepts (such as the shuriken whose origins lie in coins as mentioned above). Also note in the list of disciplines above “Kayakujutsu” – this is the art of gunpowder. Ninjas have long used gunpowder to their advantage – either to create smoke screens, or even bombs. In the video clip above you can see Ninjutsu skills applied to gun disarmament. Notice how each movement is not just to remove the weapon, but to use it against the assailant in often unorthodox ways.
Myth: Ninjas need to be strong and fast
In fact, the whole point of ninjutsu is to use your body effectively – whether you are fat or thin short or tall. You don’t need speed – in fact speed can work against you. What you need is the ability to predict your opponents move and outthink him. By calm and steady movements you gain control of the enemy and ultimately the fight. In all of the video clips here you can see how slowly Soke Hatsumi moves – granted a lot of it is to demonstrate the move, but notice how his less qualified opponents move faster than he does and he ends up taking them down simply by lightly gripping a part of their body and walking. Much of Ninjutsu is about foot movement and natural positioning. It is this which allows the ninja to retain his balance in all manner of unusual situations. In the image above, we see Hatsumi in a very relaxed position within milliseconds of having thrown his opponent (the guy flying over his head).
Myth: Pirates are better than ninjas
This long-raging Internet debate is just silly – there is no doubt at all that ninjas are far better and pirates just utterly suck in comparison. There has never been a recorded case of a pirate beating a ninja. Pirates have a cutlass and hook hand but little else to fight with – plus lots of lace and fancy clothes; whereas a ninja has a whole slew of weapons and light-weight clothes which give him an advantage before they even begin. Furthermore, if the pirate looks like he might be winning – the ninja can just jump off the ship and run on water to the nearest island.
So – how do you know when you are a good ninja? There is a test used around the 5th Dan level (these levels are not really for anything more than rating how well you are doing – it certainly means nothing in the world world where ability to survive matters most) – this test is called the sakki test. In it, the teacher stands behind the student with a sword (usually made of wood in these tests) above his head. He brings the sword down and (hopefully) the student will “feel” the intention and move out of the way. This can be very embarrassing if you are not read as you end up with a hell of a whack on your head. In the video clip above we see students who are definitely ready for the test. Once you have watched that, check this one out to see some very uncomfortable fails. Ouch.
Can you tell I love this stuff? This is a video clip from an eighties movie called “Power of Ninjutsu”. I have included it to show you why Ninjas have a bad name and where some of the ridiculous myths have come from. Line of note: “Ninja… I am a ninja too!”
If you have enjoyed the video clips here, I guarantee you will love the huge selection of Ninja DVDs at Budo Videos – seriously, they have thousands.
























The inaccuracy of pirate firearms is a point of exaggeration. The guns used by the pirates would have been accurate up to and slightly beyond 30 yards. Ninety feet is a long distance for a ship or land fight when your opponent lacks deadly ranged weapons, since the ninja ranged weapons were more for distraction.
Also, pirates would have been more savage in their attacks which would serve to disrupt the ninja coordination. Since the ninja defense relies heavily on timing and planning, a pirates vicious assault would leave the ninja unready.
If Ninja’s are so good how come we don’t have an International dress up in your PJ’s and prance around like a fairy day? Whereas September 19th is of course International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So clearly Pirates win hands down. As for Vikings they didn’t even have Horns in their helmets (Just read the lists folks) the bunch of big girls blouses
jfrater: you dont twitter anymore now do ya
MisterSir, if those people in those tiny boats are “pirates”, then ninjas are still around too. You can’t claim that people who maintain the ancient methods aren’t true ninjas when there are people in tiny boats and rafts out there getting ransom for ships. I believe that isn’t how it originally worked: they used to have their own ships, with cannons, right?
Pirates clearly have more power than ninjas. As all us believers of the Pastafarian faith know, pirates are divine beings- divine (note: this only applies to the fun buccaneer kind from the movies, not the crazy terrorist ones of today)! Ninjas cannot say that much for themselves. I mean, pirates single-handedly kept the world from descending into global warming before they began to disappear- is it a coincidence that the earth’s temperatures are rising as the pirate population is decreasing? I think not. Pirates would kick ninja ass with their divine powers given to them by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Some may claim I am making this up. Not so! I have the Wikipedia entry on the Flying Spaghetti Monster to back me up. As we all know, if it is on Wikipedia, it is absolute and undeniable truth.
NINJA!
Pirates have guns. End of that debate.
61: Travis thechump – “The inaccuracy of pirate firearms is a point of exaggeration.”, well… according to true life trials I’ve seen on TV, they were rubbish – and in untrained hands; useless. Using early guns had more to do with the skill of the user to actually load the thing, the quality and dryness of the powder, and the ability to light the fuse (it was a while before they eventually invented an automatic firing mechanism). Then, because these guns didn’t have rifling, the shots would often miss their target. I guess we’ll never know if a lowly brute pirate was trained in firearms, although I guess most had combat training, and probably ALL were trained to operate a ships cannon.
Still no thoughts on the grappeling hook? If you check wiki it says navy, but if you type it into google it says Ninja!
Why would a pirate and a ninja fight in the first place?
To Marmalamuc, A ninja would never be in sight of the pirate to be shot by his slow, inaccurate flintlock pistol…. She would have taken her blow gun and shot a posion dart whilst he slept or was otherwise unaware of her presence. And I have seen a samurai deflect and cut in half a bullet. Granted it was a samurai but just pointing out that a student of sword play with skill can do amazing things. Google “Modern-day samurai Vs.” and watch the video!!!!!!!!
I gave this lista lot of credibility until I read the thing about the pirates. I felt that wasn’t needed and took an informative list in a bad direction. I didn’t bother reading the 2 bonuses.
china’s spacewalk was FAKED!!!
first time I hear that there is a dilemma between pirates and ninjas…Maybe 3y old kids playing with TMNTs and pirate figurines have such dilemma? Ninjitsu is respectable martial art. Pirates? Why is the rum gone…
3 ninjas were out fishing on a boat(why?…i dont know)they run out of bait and the first ninja says” ill go get some”..so out he goes, walking across the water, digs up some worms, and returns to the boat…the third ninja couldnt believe it..”we cant walk on water”, he thought…they were fishing for an hour and again ran out of bait…the second ninja gets up and does the same as the first..”unbelieveable” thought the third ninja” he says to the other two next time he’ll go…so they run out of worms and he gets up and step out of the boat, falls into the water and drowns(ninjas cant swin, pirates can…?)…the first ninja says to the second ninja” i guess we should have showed him where the stepping stones were”
My mom was a ninja and my dad was a pirate. Sure they’re divorced now but they get along fine. I don’t understand what people’s problem is. I’m proud of both of my heritages. And I must say when a pirate and a ninja mate what comes out is a Vampirate Ninja Witch Zombie Ghost Demon and nothing is as cool as that.
Navy SEALS vs Pirates & Ninjas.
No contest !
Wow….. it amazes me how many people are so in love with a stupid Disney movie that they TOTALLY forget that ummm… Ninja were sea folk as well! Umm… duh…. Japan is an ISLAND that made/makes a lot of its lively hood from the sea. Therefore it is not crazy to think that MAYBE, just maybe… NINJAS WERE the original and BEST “pirates”. Pirates were not sea “warriors” they were cast-aways of society, criminals, pushed to sea where they raped and murdered along the way. Pirates were not thought of as decent people or morally “sound” folks. Where as the Ninja were respected as well as honored. Im not saying they were NEVER looked down upon. There were times!!! But seriously… when was the last time pirates were honored or respected for their works (not the DAMN movie! >__
Nice list!
Shibari Hime: well said! I agree completely.
Shibari Hime that sure is some great speculation about history. I’m sure you can verify all of that with great amounts of research and it isn’t just you saying “Japan is an island, ninjas are japanese, therefore Ninja’s are mariners.”
Your comment on the first pirate is the most uninformed thing I have ever heard. Ninja’s existed around the fourteenth century C.E.. Conversely piracy has been an act committed from around the thirteenth century B.C.E..
And a comment to all who participate in this debate. How can we compare the act of piracy something committed at all times as an act of desperation or an act of war to a form of martial art?
But then again this debate could be more accurately put as: Pirates of the Caribbean vs. movie style ninja’s.
In regards to number 6, I know that hitting the vagus nerve with enough force can kill. “Vagus” is latin for “wandering”, and the nerve is named so because it extends through a large portion of the body. If there is anyone here who watches Bones on Global(Canada) or Fox(USA), there was a recent episode featuring a person who was killed by a blow to the vagus nerve
pirates are smelly and often die of common scurvy.
so pit a ninja against a sickly pirate and lets see who wins….
Nice list
Awsome #1
What’s so cool about pirates anyways? Besides their overly dramatic stereotypical fashion sense?
I guess anyone in the navy would associate themselves to pirates. CIA, spies can look up to the ninjas. And the marines = spartan warriors.
Personal preference for me is ninja. As I am a quiet person and leaves the party unnoticed.
Whats so cool about ninjas anyways? Besides their overly falsified prowess at fighting and the lies told in movies.
ninjas need a lot more to get into the spotlight…look at the somali pirates..just capture a few ships and get into the headlines
CowzRppl2
I said MAYBE just MAYBE…. hmmm not quoting fact there! ^_^
Also… I hate movie ninja.
I hate movie pirate.
I like facts! ^_^
I think it’s funny you failed to see that I was in all aspects on your side. The side that it’s stupid that all this crap started after a bunch of teeny boppers and *****-starved nerds (nothing against them I was one once and it’s not fun… just saying sometimes you should put the comic down and get laid! >__
Hit the button early! SORRY ALL!!!!
CowzRppl2
I said MAYBE just MAYBE…. hmmm not quoting fact there! ^_^
Also… I hate movie ninja.
I hate movie pirate.
I like facts! ^_^
I think it’s funny you failed to see that I was in all aspects on your side. The side that it’s stupid that all this crap started after a bunch of teeny boppers and *****-starved nerds (nothing against them I was one once and it’s not fun… just saying sometimes you should put the comic down and get laid! )started going to watch P.O.T.C.
Just like now vampires are glittery (twilight), there is a school for witches and wizards (Harry Potter), Spartans are leather loin cup wearers and ((my own personal fan girl *****)) Gambit wasn’t introduced until the Wolverine movie!
I’m fed up with everyone arguing the pirate-ninja thing. Where were you poser fans pre-1988??????
Exactly!
Shibari Hime out
pirates rule as cartman knows best http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/157602/detail/
i really like this list! man i wanna be a ninja!
BA88 didnt you see how ninjas deal with guns you fool
LONG LIVE NINJAS
About the Ninja V. Pirate debate-I personally believe that the Ninja Pirate Viking Cavemen Space Cowboys with Laser Beams utterly pwn both groups.
Hahahahaha, oh, holy hell. When I saw the debate about Vikings Vs Pirates Vs Ninjas, I knew what was coming next. And, I dare to predict, there will be something about pirates in the near future.
Anyways, I liked this list a lot. Good job.
Great list ! NO 1 made me lol.
PS : Squeezing ***** ! really !? Well, that’s against the ethics of war. But still, Ninjas are awesome !
ok look i dont care who you are but if anyone has a gun (pirate) than they can kill anyone with a sword. sorry but pirates shoot ninjas ninjas drop dead. fairly simple.
I’ve read every single comment on this list, and unless i’m missing something, alot of the pirate fanboys seem to think untrained drunkards who enjoy the occasional “raping and pillaging” for shnits ‘n’ giggles can fare quite well against warriors who train their whole lives in a deadly form of martial arts.
GUNS? REALLY? Ninjas train to adapt to new combat situations, applying every ounce of cunning to outsmart an armed opponent, not allowing them to even fire a single shot.
I guess what I’m really trying to say is….
Pirates. Blow. HARD.
awesome list jamie!
I remember your cool ninja moves.
Pirates suck ass big time.
About the ninja vs. pirates debate, I think they should join forces! They’d be unstoppable!
Also, pirates actually predate ninjas, but they didn’t have their high tech guns and hook hands and stuff.
Furthermore, to answer the question about the bonus picture: A ninja would wear a crazy costume with “ninja” on his forehead as camouflage so that people would think he WASN’T a ninja, right?
Wow JFrater, you’ve obviously been watching that new show Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV because a few of the past lists are following the show. First it was vikings and now ninjas. Either way, great show and awesome list.
In my social circle Jedi > Ninja > Pirate.
You cannot proclaim yourself a Jedi. Someone else has to do that unsolicited. I, however, am a proud ninja.
My SO considers himself a pirate and considers pirates vastly superior to ninjas because, well, “Pirates get the wenches!”
Only if your ninja girlfriend lets you, dear. And she’s watching. Stealthily.
One of my favourite lists so far!
Sensei had but two words for his comment on this list.
“Dead on.”
To put the Pirate v. Ninja argument to rest for all eternity…
Ninja: invisible flying Bruce Lee-superpowers
Pirate: gay Johnny Depp Sparrow in dreadlocks in a silky-boy blouse blouse
101. Ignatz Horowitz: to capitalize on what you wrote…
To put the Pirate v. Ninja argument to rest for all eternity…
Ninja: invisible flying Bruce Lee-superpowers
Pirate: gay Johnny Depp Sparrow in dreadlocks in a silky-boy blouse blouse
Viking: All powerful Norse God Odin with double edge battle axe
Vikings win!
SunnySlope vikings kickass
It’s about time for kung-fu.
Pirates vs. Ninjas: Pirates rule.
Look at lifestyle: Pirates roamed the seas, doing what they wanted, taking what they wanted, and getting lots of booty! And they were very effective warriors against their opposition.
So were Ninjas, but they lived a life of training and discipline. Which would you rather be?
Pirates baby!
regarding #6: i have to admit, when i think about ninjas i think about ***** twisters in gatlinburg, tennessee.
we all know that a pirate would completely and uttery DESTROY a ninja in anny circumstances.. in fact, pirates are that insanely awsome, it is a fact that 1 pirate would take on many billions of ninjas.
In a one on one situation the ninja would strike from behind and be like, STAB STAB STAB in da pirates liver, but then realizes that after years of “rum” the pirate no longer need this liver, and then be like BAm with his hook and pull out the ninjaz intestines. the ninja then realise that they are not in the rite place and drops to the floor.
it is simple, PIRATES OWN
One day grace period expired.
What comes out of a ninja’s ass – RICE RICE RICE!!!
heres some myths about ninjas
jesus himself was a ninja, and a very crap one at that.
ninjas favirote meal is bran flakes with a nice firm grapefruit and a cup of warm milk.
ninjas use fat pigeons as their preffered mode of transport.
they use samurai swords to give themselves ***** pleasure.
i licked a ninja once, it tasted of grandmas bra
68: Lifeschool: I don’t see why you found it necessary to attack my screen name. That’s about the time I stopped reading.
In terms of fighting skill, ninja’s would rule pirates. But that doesn’t make them better than pirates.
Pirates have wenches, they drink rum, they plunder booty, they take what they want, they take no **** from anyone, and they have creative ways of executing rivals.
Honestly, I consider ninjas to be cheaters. Smoke bombs and destractions? Running away and only fighting if they can’t run? Cowardice. Ninjas aren’t even worth fighting to a pirate.
Wow almost everyone on the comment list needs a little history lesson before posting. The list wasn’t bad but I think it could’ve been a whole lot better.
It was myths like these that made me not like ninjas, especially when used in video games and movies, and crappy movies made from video games (Mortal Kombat)
This is awesome. I want to become a ninja.
i just used the information i acquired here to subdue my housekeeper. i pinched her ***** and then when she swung her broom at me i calmly disarmed her, put her on the ground and placed my knee on the back of her skull. thanks.
Excellent article save one point–Pirates vs. Ninjas. I have it all laid out as to why you are incorrect. I will let your mistake slide as you are such a fan. sigh. When will you all learn. Read up–http://sagelion.typepad.com/the_adventures_of_the_sag/2009/02/ninjas-v-piratesno-contest.html
Jfrater Item #1 – “there is no doubt at all that ninjas are far better and pirates just utterly suck in comparison.”
Jfrater, just so you know…that statement makes me want to have your babies. I like how while the rest of us bickered back and forth about which was better, you were busy in the background COMPILING A WHOLE LIST on why ninjas are superior.
To the rest of you: Where the [fill in with favorite word] were you when I was the lone ninja defender against a slew of pirate lubbers on the ultimate rivalries list?!
118. gabi319: Sorry…I was defending the pirates.
119. oouchan – “I was defending the pirates”
well then, oouchan… your babies I will not have even if science made it medically possible.
Lactose intolerance is currently on my mind right now… incidentally, there are cases of lactose intolerant women who are able to eat dairy products during gestation. If you don’t believe in ninja superiority, you could’ve at least pretended to for the sake of my love of ice cream, haha.