Advertising is a part of life whether we like it or not. It is on TV, in Movies, on the Internet, on Buses and practically anywhere it can be seen by prospective customers. Sometimes ads are funny, sometimes they are poignant, but mostly they are annoying. And sometimes, ads are downright stupid. This list looks at 10 marketing gaffes, and blunders, or just downright bad commercials.
This advert by McDonald’s – which was meant to “adultify” the fast-food joint used Mack the Knife as its theme. Mack the Knife (the character) comes from The Beggar’s Opera in which the he typifies the anti-establishment sentiments of its writer John Gay. The more famous song as we know it was written by Kurt Weill for The Three Penny Opera based on a reworking of the tale by Bertolt Brecht – a Marxist who, ironically for McDonald’s, despised capitalism – the very thing which enabled McDonald’s to become what it is today.
McDonald’s isn’t the only company to make marketing gaffs – in December 2008, Burger King purchased the rights to an advertising campaign that centered on a taste-test marketing campaign, dubbed “Whopper Virgins.” The test claimed to target participants who were unaware of the existence of Burger King or McDonald’s, and had never eaten a hamburger. Opponents of the campaign called it exploitative and racist. As one would expect from a campaign such as this, Burger King was chosen as the favorite by all of the “poor foreigners” involved.
Skittles are wonderful colorful candies that everyone loves to eat. In fact, they are awesome. Not so this ad. For some reason it was deemed a good idea to make an ad which parodies the suffering caused by disease. Yes – it appears amusing, but after watching this, the thing I want is a razor blade, not a packet of skittles.
Frankly, I don’t find the idea of a creature which looks like a cross between a rat and a coughed up hairball to be an appealing mascot for a fast food store. And I am not alone in this. When Quizno’s released this series of ads (basing them on a popular Internet Meme at the time), there was such a backlash from consumers that they had to pull them – fast. Poor Quiznos also caused controversy with this ad for its sexual innuendo.
In the fast paced world of computer software, every opportunity to advertise is significant. Such was the case in the press conference above in which Microsoft had Bill Gates demonstrate Windows 98 to the entire world. Unfortunately for Bill, in the middle of the demo, Windows crashed and showed the dreaded Blue Screen of Death. There is a very uncomfortable pause while both of the men on stage try to think of something witty to get passed it.
Poor Gary Coleman has had some bad luck in his life. Despite the illness which rendered him short for life, he became one of the most popular child actors on Different Strokes in the 1980s. At the peak of the show he was earning $100,000 per episode – but his parents, lawyers, and the taxman stole the majority of it leaving him penniless. But then, during 2006 and 2007, he appeared in commercials for a cash-advance loan company called CashCall. He ends the commercial by saying, “Pay your bills on time and everyone will love you.” He even remarks in one commercial that “no one would lend [him] money, not even [his] relatives.” and “What’choo talkin’ ’bout CashCall?” in another. Demeaning.
When McDonald’s came up with this marketing campaign, their ad executives didn’t know what the phrase “I’d hit it” meant. They simply heard kids using the jargon and decided it would be their next big slogan. Unfortunately for McDonald’s, it means (according to Urban Dictionary): “I’ll have sex with her but I’ll be damned if I respect her.” Even worse, the full phrase of the slogan was “Double Cheeseburger? I’d hit it. I’m a Dollar Menu guy.” Nice.
This one has featured on listverse before, but it is simply too bad not to include. Obviously when it was first released the AIDS virus was not known, but it is definitely one of the most cringeworthy ads in history. Not only is it named after one of the worst diseases in humans at the present time, it advocates diet pills for weightless rather than exercise and portion control. “Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds!”
Album covers have long been used as advertising gimmicks – to attract buyers by the often unrelated artwork. Unfortunately for the Beatles, the 1966 US release of their album “Yesterday and Today” featured the above album cover. Upon release, reaction was immediate, and Capitol received a storm of complaints from dealers. The record was immediately recalled and all copies were ordered shipped back to the record label, leading to its collectibility. Despite all of the controversy, the album reached number one in the United States.
This one is on the list for its sheer awfulness – for the company it may be a success – for every person that has to suffer it – it is an abomination. The smiley central ads usually make annoying noises and the worst thing about it is that if you do click the ad and install their smileys – it installs spyware which tracks your web habits for advertising purposes. [JFrater: These awful things even appeared on listverse causing hours of wasted time being spent tracking down the host advertiser to have it blocked. Smiley central is evil.] Smiley Central is owned by Ask.com – previously AskJeeves.
Few forms of advertising or marketing are as trackable as internet marketing which means it often can produce amongst the highest ROI and for that reason in this economy more and more businesses are turning to the web for marketing with results.
















June 8th, 2009 at 1:42 am
whopper virgins lol … coo list
June 8th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Some ads appear awful afterwards, just like #3.
A few years ago, near Paris, a plane (a Concorde) crashed shortly after take-off in a nearby hotel, killing more than a hundred people.
I remember that the very next day you could find on the internet this old Air France commercial that basically said: “With combined tickets, now thanks to Air France, you can land directly into a hotel”
Some people really have a dark sense of humour.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:45 am
Nice list. And fhoook yea I’m da first to comment. From school on iPhone
June 8th, 2009 at 1:48 am
Wow, McDonalds using “I’d hit it”?????
June 8th, 2009 at 1:50 am
Ah the legendary Blue Screen Of Death. Bill Gates got owned!
June 8th, 2009 at 1:52 am
nice list. not great, but nice. keep up the good work.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:59 am
Hahaha I like Quiznos Sub!!
Silly rats :p
June 8th, 2009 at 2:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhMfzc9RbU
Check out this dude trying to sell ladders on QVC
June 8th, 2009 at 2:06 am
I’d hit a cheeseburger…
I hate those smiley central things… Too many times I have been quietly looking at a page only to accidentally cross one of their ads and get really annoyed.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:16 am
whew
June 8th, 2009 at 2:23 am
I loved the skittles ad, although i didnt eat skittles for a while afterwards
June 8th, 2009 at 2:24 am
i loooovve cheezeburgers..and hit it..hehehehe
June 8th, 2009 at 2:54 am
Cheers Gremlin, that QVC clip was hilarious. Stupid prick, trying to rescue the initial buckling with “now it’s locked in place”. lol
June 8th, 2009 at 3:01 am
Yes, like when you open a webpage and you are quietly browsing and then all of a sudden you crap your pants when you hear:
“HELLLLOOOOO-OOOOOO!”
June 8th, 2009 at 3:37 am
I once woke up at 3am and saw that Quizno’s Spongmonkey ad first thing =-o I slept with the light on for a week! Nightmare fuel in it’s purest form!!!!!!!!!!
June 8th, 2009 at 3:40 am
hahaha!
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June 8th, 2009 at 3:44 am
Ah, madonna i hate them ads! Ads shouldn’t be allowed to make noise unless you click them!!!
June 8th, 2009 at 3:48 am
oh and if you live in britain you might’ve seen the advert that goes
“You buy one you get one free! I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!!”
Brr, the horror… Makes me want to smash his windows not buy them!
June 8th, 2009 at 3:57 am
suprised I didn’t find this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9UjGC9FfjI
kinder suprise
June 8th, 2009 at 3:59 am
In Australia there is a brand of cheese called “Coon”. It’s very popular in general, but I haven’t have any Coon for years.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:06 am
I thought the word was GAFFE not GAFF!
A Gaff is a type of hook used in fishing.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:08 am
smiley ads! how i hate them . i havent seen one in a while though which is pretty lucky. did they take them down? being in advertising myself and knowing the people. i can see how many of these mistakes could be made. but others make you wonder at the mentality of people in those ad agencies.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:18 am
Funny deal is, the smiley banner ad is on the right side of my screen this very minute….
June 8th, 2009 at 4:19 am
Any advert with a quirky female voice singing some gently kooky song peddling some fool bait while all the time sounding like they have a poorly larynx.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Advertising is such a cancer. It didn’t really become the blight it is now until the early 20th century, and now we’re up to our eyeballs in it. There’s never even been any proof that it works; ad men work on the paranoia and the vanity of their clients to suck the bucks out of them. Now with the Net, you can claim your ad’s getting this many hits — but that still doesn’t mean it’s actually moving product.
And I swear, I’d happily, nay JOYFULLY strangle whoever came up with that juvenile voice saying, “Congratulations! You’ve just won a free [whatever].” Future generations will study this disgusting promotional glut and have no questions in the end as to why we went the way of the dodo.
June 8th, 2009 at 4:57 am
Christ…The Beatles thingy was freaky. x.x lol
June 8th, 2009 at 5:06 am
I’d watch a Burger Virgin ad 3 to 1 over ANY of BK’s ads that feature “The King”. Whenever he appears on my TV it’s a quick click with the remote to a new channel, MUTE is NOT an option.
The company that is really irking me is GEICO. Lizard/cavemen/staring dollars–Come on company–Commit.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:11 am
19 – Never saw that ad before (they don’t sell Kinder here in the US), but when I lived in Germany I LOVED Kinder! And I had so many of those little toys it was ridiculous. When we moved back to the US, my box of Kinder toys mysteriously “got lost” in transit. Wonder how that happened…
June 8th, 2009 at 5:23 am
I liked the list a lot (especially The Beatles’ Butcher Baby album), but I don’t think Ayds belongs on the list. The wording was slightly confusing at the end of the paragraph to suggest that Ayds were named after the disease AIDS, but I know that’s not what you meant.
For many, many years, Ayds were a highly successful diet product, that never raised anyone’s eyebrows with their name. We can look back on it now and say, “Well, dang, isn’t that unfortunate that the product has the same name as a disease?” but it didn’t start out that way.
It’s more of a bummer than a gaffe.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:26 am
19 & 28- Kinder = amazing.
Good list, although #10, Mac Tonight, doesn’t seem so bad. The song Mack the Knife was made famous by (but did not originate with) Bobby Darin, and is still primarily associated with him, at least in the US. To understand why that ad was not such a bright idea, the average tv viewer would have to know an awful lot of theatrical and literary history. Fortunately for McDonald’s, I hightly doubt that the vast majority of people know that the song they were hearing was a version of a song from a musical that was based on a story by a Marxist.
Also, seeing Bill Gates get the Blue Screen of Death makes me feel a little better about my own technological abilities.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Man…do some of these ads bring back the nightmares, especially the Quiznos Sub commercial. Everytime it came on, I changed the channel. In fact because of this, I will never eat there. No way will I eat somewhere with such a disgusting rat-thing as thier mascot! It gave a clear indication of what their food might be like. ughhh!
Cool list, Xanthius!
June 8th, 2009 at 5:46 am
Note to JFrater – he referred to Ask.com as “Previously Askjeeves.com”.
In fact, it was renamed Askjeeves.com again a couple of weeks ago.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:01 am
HAHAHAHA
Most of them are not even that bad. And yes, I too hate the Smiley Central.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Re 4 KRChuk: I’m thinking you might have misunderstood the moon man shouting “Dinner!” as “I’d hit it.” Just a guess.
Regarding the McDonald’s Tonight ad #10:
I actually loved this ad. I expect that the Brecht/Weill irony is sadly lost on most TV watchers. To me, the purpose of the ad wasn’t to “adultify” their burgers. It was merely picking up on a current trend of poking fun at lounge lizards. (Bill Murray’s “Star Wars” skit on SNL and figure skater Scott Hamilton’s “I Love Me” routine come to mind.) I do recall, though, being slightly offended that the image of the hilarious lounge lizard man-in-the-moon looked so much like Ray Charles. Still, I liked this ad. It swang! (Swung?) (Swinged?) (nevermind.)
Frankly, I think the truncated clip that follows the Mac Tonight ad (GM’s Heartbeat of America ad) is a better example of offensive advertising, especially in light of their recent bankruptcy.
Nice list. Properly disturbing!
Greetings to all! It’s a beautiful day here in Vermont.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:15 am
haha some of those are just funny lol. Count me in for hating smiley central!
June 8th, 2009 at 6:20 am
Mortified guns on the list g. That beatles album looks so out of place for a bunch of pop tarts who lacked the punk groove yo.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:20 am
Oops, sorry krchuk. Somehow I missed #4. Duh.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:44 am
Personally, I think the Skittles ad was brilliant. I guess it’s all just a matter of opinion.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:45 am
I liked the skittle commerical. It sure made me want to eat some!
June 8th, 2009 at 6:50 am
Awesome list. I’d hit it.
And speaking of hitting it…
June 8th, 2009 at 7:08 am
My mom used Ayds in the ’70s. I never understood why she never let me eat any. Now I know-it’s a diet aid (er…ayd?)!
June 8th, 2009 at 7:09 am
These ads are funny! I hate those smiley things too… sometimes I wonder why its not a crime to do that!
June 8th, 2009 at 7:16 am
Wow – The Beatles used poor judgement. There is nothing funny about dead, butchered babies. John Lennon learned that lesson, I guess. (at least the butchered part) Sad but true.
I bet they thought they were making some sort of intelligent statement with their cover art. FAIL.
June 8th, 2009 at 7:16 am
brilliant,
skittles was a great ad, tho my first time seeing it. The coon cheese, i have been living in Aus for just under a year and i get your joke. but the best is from Kreachure on number 40.. haha
June 8th, 2009 at 7:19 am
ahh, you’re being too harsh on the Skittles ad!
It was a quirky spin on the “Midas touch” (cuz Skittles is like GOLD!)
Plus it had great visuals with the phone, and especially the desk, bursting into Skittles.
I disagree that it was “an ad which parodies the suffering caused by disease.”
It was more an ad that parodied the dangers of greed and “be careful what you wish for”…
I thought it was brilliant!
-Jean Camby (creator of said ad)
just kidding.
June 8th, 2009 at 7:21 am
gremlinmiller that made my day. And how could they not know what I’d hit it means? What turds
June 8th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Nothing is worse than the Burger King King if you ask me I can’t even look at him he freaks me out so bad
June 8th, 2009 at 7:30 am
Frankly, I hated the “were you raised by wolves” ad by Quiznos more than I hate the spongebabies. There was something exceedingly creepy about that ugly, awkward dude in a white shirt and tie suckling on a wolf – urgh! I am a big fan of the spongebabies, though, whose song “We Like the Moon” can be spotted on the http://www.rathergood.com website and later morphed into “We Like the Subs.” They’re bizarre, but funny as hell.
http://www.rathergood.com gained fame from the “Immigrant Song” that they did with the Viking kittens (talk about funny as hell!!!!!).
June 8th, 2009 at 7:40 am
I agree that alot of these Ads are bad, but I live in Canada and they have been passing these HORRIFIC Subway ads with stupid annoying jingles where they actually play a memory game or something where the viewer is supposed to “Spot the difference” while the target audience is MALES watching their fking hockey game (they passed these annoying monkey-ads all season long… I’m almost glad my team is eliminated! I only watch TV for hockey).
June 8th, 2009 at 7:45 am
@StevieJo
You are soo right! And BK has kind of capitalized on that creepy-ness, by incorporating it into their commercials.
The question is…”Planned ad campaign”, or “Phenomenol ’save’ by someone I want working for me.”
The “Planned ad campaign” theory suffers because, who the hell could see an opportunity in big creepy plastic stalkers as a burger selling mechanism?…but it also survives because somehow, somewhere, someone suggested (and someone approved!) “big creepy plastic stalker” as a viable marketing stadegy.
Anybody out there know the truth??
June 8th, 2009 at 7:46 am
Qiznos?
I guess I’m backassward – I thought the spongemonkeys were great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU
(pre-quiznos ad)
June 8th, 2009 at 7:58 am
The Beatles covered in dead babies innards is incredibly creepy.
In general, doll babies in ads can easily give a creepy affect
June 8th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I can’t believe the Head On commercial hasn’t been mentioned yet haha. The best thing about the Head On commercials is that after the initial one came out, they started coming out with ones saying “Head On, I hate your commercials but I love your product!” and others with a “warning” beforehand saying “This commercial contains repetitive scenes that not be suitable for all viewers.”
June 8th, 2009 at 8:32 am
OH MY GOD! NOOO WAAAYY! Sorry, just had to say it. Yeah, those smily ads really get on my nerves.
Item #3: “it advocates diet pills for weightless rather than exercise and portion control.” – and as I write, there’s an ad on here advocating the ‘One Week’ diet system – a load of pills for a heap load of money. How dumb do they think we are? Sure I could get thin in just a week by taking these diet pills; if that’s all I ate all week! In sure my body would look so slim by the weekend, it would save on wood for the coffin.
Item #2: – There were two main reasons for the cover according to our friend wiki. The Beatles really wanted to make a statement about the brutality of the Vietnam war (the boys were ‘clean’ but surrounded in filth). And second of all, Paul in particular wanted to highlight the ‘butchering’ of their records by Capitol – who cut tracks off their albums only to rehash them together later.
#19: joplin – I’ve seen this ad. It was aired in the UK during the 80’s – had no idea it got banned – seems harmless to me… There are so many banned commercials that it would make a list all of it’s own.
Anyroad – good list there Xanthius.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:38 am
This is the first time I’ve ever commented without reading the list first, but I thought the title said “worst marketing giraffes” and for those that know me…yeah, I got really excited.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:40 am
Gremlinmiller comment # 8 reminded me of this one. You could probably make a whole list on QVC bloopers but this is my favorite.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:42 am
#54 callie:
That was so funny. Poor callie, no giraffes for you today
June 8th, 2009 at 8:57 am
#55: Blogball – EXPOSED! Ladders with a secret vendetta against Humans – buy yours TODAY! – only on QVC.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:09 am
I think this list is good, although a little mixed up. Putting a Beatles album cover in there was odd. I never really considered album covers as “marketing.” It could have just stuck with ad campaigns. And there have been many a misguided attempt.
In the ’80s Burger King did a terribly unsuccessful campaign called “Where’s Herb,” which attempted to find the only man in the world who hadn’t tasted a Whopper. It was a huge failure.
When car brand Saturn was introduced, they did a series of spots that never showed the car. Just footage of nature. Some ad guys thought it was brilliant. Most consumers didn’t care.
What about “new” Coke. The product and the campaign were miserable failures.
Calvin Klein did a series of creepy handmade type spots where skinny models who looked like underaged crack ho’s and AIDS patients trying to be sexy for the camera. It was extremely disturbing and was pulled for being too suggestive…and gross.
Just a few that come to mind. I know there are hundreds more.
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June 8th, 2009 at 9:45 am
Aweful, just aweful – McDonalds patronises citizens shocker!
June 8th, 2009 at 10:25 am
i wouldn’t call it ‘bad marketing’, but those subway ‘five dollar footlong’ jingles…annoys the hell outta you but always gets stuck in your head…kinda like an n*sync song.
it certainly works though…can’t get more direct than chanting your product over and over. one of my friends said he heard one little kid singing it at a bus stop.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:26 am
LoL. I think #1 was the best choice. I LOATHE those damned smileys!
June 8th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I’m surprised the “When I’m a burger I want to be washed down by Irn-Bru” wasn’t mentioned.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Have not seen any of them on the box or in the media, but then again I live on the other side of the planet to most of you guys.
We have a McDonalds and KFC here but all the ads. are very positive and well received by the public.
What we have had here as far as advertising goes is some dude knocking in a wooden pole with a hammer and the head comes off and nailes him on the forehead.
They show you this gory wound that Arnould in the Terminator would have been proud of.
A quick wash of water and antiseptic and then they apply this ” Wonder plaster ” 1 day later they show you the plaster being changed and what a miracle the wound has healed by 90% these type of ads. gets my nickers in a knot.
Anyway a couple of days after this ad. came out all the kids in the neighbourhood were riding their BMX bicycles with plasters – duct tape and bandages around their heads.
It proves tv and media works 101 %
June 8th, 2009 at 11:16 am
I always looked at number 8 like the Mydas thing, where everything he touches turns to gold, except instead of gold it is skittles.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:18 am
I think you are completely wrong about that Quizno’s commercial. If it weren’t for that, me and literally every person I know would not be aware of Quizno’s. That song is still sung everytime I go there, and not by me. It is pure marketing genius that lasted for quite a while.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Re: Quizno’s. If it was a good product, I would agree with you. But frankly, I think their products are sort of nasty – so I may be familiar with them but there’s no way I’d eat one again!
And as I said, I like the spongebabies. What I didn’t like was the guy suckling from the wolf (“Were you raised by wolves?”)
June 8th, 2009 at 11:30 am
that toasty quiznos commercial, I can honestly say, has to be the most diturbing commercial Ive ever seen.I recall watching it and asking myself what in the holy hell is going on here?!!…made me feel like the quiznos employees were probably gonna lay their dicks in my sandwhich b4 they served it to me..all because theyre under the spell of some super queer penis loving oven. I cringed the whole way thru….awesome list by the way…….P.S. I had never seen the skittles one but I personally think it’s F*@#**G Halarious!!
June 8th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Does it concern anybody that Smiley Central was advertised at the top of this page when I read it?
June 8th, 2009 at 11:38 am
There was an ad campaign in Britain years ago for cigarettes called “STRAND” he slogan was “YOUR NEVER ALONE WITH A STRAND” It showed a man on his own at night lighing a cigarette. Unfortunatly for the makers people associated that with the idea that if you had a Strand you would be always on your own. No friends no girls, nothing, it was a disaster. It cost them fortune
June 8th, 2009 at 11:49 am
I enjoyed the Quizno’s ad. Anything weird beats watching the other straight foward commercials.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:51 am
Why hasn’t the ad block add-on for firefox and others like it rendered the advertising world (online at least) obsolete? It reminds me of the time when you could automatically “TIVO” out commercials using a DVR for TV shows. I don’t think you can do that anymore either. I know many sites (including this one) use ad’s to help pay for overhead, so I’m wondering why there is no backlash regarding the firefox add-on or others like it.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:54 am
what is jfrater’s calcification?
i know that this is does not have anything got to do with this list but its worth knowing.
June 8th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Never mind, this sums up the answer to my question pretty well. It too makes the TIVO anecdote.
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/09/03/technology/03link.html
June 8th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
i was working for Dominos Pizza in the late 80s when the NOID commercials/ad campaign began.
it was meant to represent being “annoyed” (A “NOID”) at waiting for your pizza, but the character was just as annoying.
June 8th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
“what is jfrater’s calcification?
i
know
that
this
is
does
not
have
anything
got
to do with this list but its worth knowing”
WOW!
what to say but -
WOW!
June 8th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Calcification? The process in which the mineral calcium builds up in soft tissue, causing it to harden. What the hell are you talking about?
June 8th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Here’s one I saw on tv, and couldn’t quite believe it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJn6WVOZaqQ
When I hear “brown and bubbly” I don’t immediately think of diet pepsi.
One of the worst taglines I’ve seen recently.
June 8th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Wow, I swear #3 inspired a South Park episode.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
i thought that the cover for yesterday and today was interesting. vulgar? yes. but interesting? def.
i SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO want one of those in the original vinyl
June 8th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
What? Why is the Skittles ad on this list? It’s hilarious! And so is the Quiznos “sexual inuendo” ad if you click on the link. Best part is when he says, “Uh-uh, not doing that again.” (looks down) “I burned.” Haha brilliant.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
Not fair! All the videos are blocked by Websense at work! Now the questions is: should I pretend to be sick and go home so I can watch them?
callie19 (54): What´s with the whole giraffe thing?
June 8th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
am i the only internet user who has never seen or heard of “smiley central” or its ads? should i feel special?
June 8th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
lo – assuming you have a sound card and speakers – just go to the top and move your cursor over the little yellow bastards and you’ll find out – make sure your volume is up
June 8th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujS8rrns9iw
this is a pretty awful commercial too
the “I’d Hit it” definitely cracked me up
xDD
June 8th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Personally, I really like the skittles commercial and think it is hilarious. I really don’t see it as making fun of depression, I mean how could it be. It is pointing out that you can have too much of a good thing. I think it is really creative and they pulled it off really well.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:39 pm
lmao @ the shopping network ads..i have never laughed so hard at other peoples misfortunes i know its cruel but heck those are funny
June 8th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
yes lo, you should feel lucky.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
The Noid was awesome!!!
June 8th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
most Axe and Tag commercials are pretty annoying and sexist also.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Old Navy and Orbit Gum is the worst.
June 8th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
What about Bud-man? He didn’t last long.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Fucking smiley ad is at the top of webpage as we speak. Everytime I hear that “HEEELLOOOO!” I want to jab sharpened pencils in my eardrums. The worst is when you got your speakers turned way up and you don’t know it and then that goddamn smiley yells at you and you nearly shit your pants in fear.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Another incredibly tasteless commercial:
It was for some fast food company (I don’t remember which one), and was broadcast not too long after the kids’ movie “Babe” came out, which was about a sheep-herding pig.
The commercial said something like:
“Our new bacon cheeseburger now comes with twice as much bacon…
Sorry, Babe.”
I think I saw the commercial *once* before it was pulled off the airwaves.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
tex, the only ads i see on this list are one for jamie’s book and one for ancestry.com, and invisalign here at the bottom.
i’m using safari, set to block pop-ups and only accept cookies from sites i navigate to (not their advertisers).
i have never seen this “smiley” ad that harasses y’all.
June 8th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
I’m not a white castle guy, and their commercial for their pulled pork sandwich makes me change the channel for 30 seconds til it’s over. In it, a person in a pig outfit does a sexy dance like in, I think, the movie Flashdance, then pulls a chain and gooey sticky barbecue sauce is dumped on the dancer, in their fuzzy pink pig outfit. Ugh, When they sit up, sauce goes flying onto the guys watching at the table and on the wall. So gross
June 8th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
lo – it comes and goes, as soon as i posted it changed to ancesrty, I checked and it’s back again – and it yelled HEELLLOOOOOOOOO – gd pos
June 8th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
if i was Bill Gates and that happened to me i would just calmly ask the crowd, “how much money do you all make again?” that would shut them up hahaha
June 8th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I still laugh at the Skittles commercial, and the Quizno’s ad in the link is another that makes me laugh. I remember when Mac Tonight came out and, at least in my area, it seemed like every other commercial on tv was this ad, very annoying.
Comment 78 “When I hear “brown and bubbly” I don’t immediately think of diet pepsi.” <— now THAT is funny LMAO
June 8th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
I’ve found an ad even more annoying than Smiley Central it’s one of those “congratulations, you are the 100,000th visitor” ads and it flashes and makes a constantly repeated “clink-clank” sound
June 8th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
That skittles commercial is awesome
June 8th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Also, I don’t know if the berries and cream “little lad” starburst ad really qualifies for the list, but it was damn creepy…
June 8th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!
June 8th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Hmmm, I have a Smiley Central banner up at the top of this page as I read it….
June 8th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
I don’t care what anyone says, that skittles commercial is hilarious.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Oh.
MacTonight. I worked the entire first two or three sets of commercials for MacTonight. Each set contained about a half dozen separate spots. They were fun to work on, with all the rigs and big set pieces.
I think the funniest thing of all is that people who actually have worked much of their lives on commercials (we all spent part of our lives on commercials because they are always there), take all commercials with not a “grain” of salt, but a salt lick!
Commercials are, and for the most part are meant to be, rather silly. They have 30 seconds to get your attention, give you information, and get out. You can’t do that in a calm fashion.
June 8th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Ironically there is a Smiley Central banner right on top of this page…and on top of the home page. Might want to do something about that.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
1. New site = much slower?
2. You mean “get past it”. Not “get passed it”.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
What was so bad about the Mac the Knife commercials? I really enjoyed them back in the early 90’s. I can remember watching them as a preteen, and I really enjoyed it. It’s probably the coolest non-Ronald commercial they’ve had, in my opinion.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
86 come on, “most dumbest comericial,” seriously?
June 8th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Love the skittles ad. On a side note, the girl in the skittles ad is played by Stephanie Courtney, a young actress who is currently in heavy rotation as Flo the Progressive Insurance Girl. Got to love that Flo, just something about her I find quite yummy.
June 8th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
well here is one 4 u
June 8th, 2009 at 7:21 pm
The Quiznos Subs ad scared me….
31 oouchan: oh so thats why you never wanted to there mom….and hi!
June 8th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
I agree with #30; you’re reading far too much into this Marxist business. When I saw the picture, I thought you were going to tell the story of McDonald’s having to can the whole campaign when Bobby Darin’s estate sued them for unauthorized use of his image, or voice, or something. That’s where the real gaffe lies, and it’s a far better story than the political one.
June 8th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
#61: I don’t see what is so “aweful” about that commercial. She did something nice for a veteran, I think it’s rather touching.
#86: Spot on. Whenever I see that damn ad I want to put a shoe through the TV screen.
June 8th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Another thing. The Number One item isn’t a gaffe at all — those a-holes behind the Smiley ads knew exactly what they were doing.
June 8th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
40 Kreachure – oh my God that was funny!
“BALL BUSTER!!!”
91 Samzilla – I can’t stand that Axe ad with the chocolate guy. That makes me want to scream. It’s so creepy. Brrr.
I actually LOVED the Quiznos spongmonkeys. I liked the one about the coupons too. “Beware of paper CUUUUTS!!!” I really enjoyed watching that again. When that came out, I was working with someone who liked it too and we used to play it at work and laugh like maniacs.
I don’t like those suggestive ads they have for that new sandwich on the long roll. “Todd…say it like you mean it.” Those are creepy too. It makes you think, what is that guy up to when no one else is around?
June 8th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
108 segues – I remember when that ad campaign came out, I was living in Delaware, and there was a costume contest at the mall and one kid was dressed up as MacTonight. He looked great!
June 8th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I love the Geico Cavemen. Easily the best advertising campaign on TV.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
One small quibble; “unfortunately for the Beatles” seems to make them the victims rather than the perpetrators on the butcher cover.
But don’t mind me; I’ve got to go back and check the Skittles commercial for Flo…
June 8th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Wow I haven’t seen that Mac Tonight commercial in years. Great find!
June 8th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
I actually really liked the sponge monkeys! This guy actually did a bunch of other songs that are HILARIOUS! Check ‘em out! http://www.rathergood.com/Table/all_our_songs/
June 8th, 2009 at 9:39 pm
…And although I am a lady, I think that Flo is pretty darn cute.
June 8th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I, too, love the Geico cavemen commercials, though I personally despise all the Subway commercials I’ve ever seen. Being on a military base, where we have nothing but commercials created by Army people, telling us to do stuff that has to do with the Army, and Army Army Army. It gets boring and repetitive as hell, the same low-budget advertisements for all the bullshit play constantly during normal ad times. There is a ‘normal’ commercial ban on the Armed Forces network, which sucks quite a lot, because the Super Bowl isn’t the Super Bowl without commercials.
June 8th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
It’s funny because there is a Smiley Central ad on the side of this page right now.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Speaking of the Burger King “King”…
If anyone lives in the Philly area or used to live there or knows who Howard Eskin (Sports TV/radio personality) is Eskin is a twin of the BK King.
Here is a link showing the resemblance:
http://www.nestofdeath.com/MemOnly/wip/personalities/HowardEskin.html
June 8th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Th ones for Snicker’s candy is annoying too.
On the back of the candy or side of a bus or wall on a subway platform in “Snicker Font” it will say stupid things like
1.PEANUTopolis
2.MuCHEWal Funds
3.Patrick CHEWing
4.NOUGATocity
They may even have one that says CARAMELogram too if I’m not mistaken.Either way its stupid
June 9th, 2009 at 12:04 am
this makes me glad I don’t have a big marketing budget..
June 9th, 2009 at 2:06 am
travian ads are annoying. VERY annoying
June 9th, 2009 at 2:28 am
Does anyone know what Smiley Central is selling? I wonder how they make any money, if everyone avoids them like the plague…
June 9th, 2009 at 2:29 am
Those commercials for Enzyte with the smiling guy are kinda creepy…
June 9th, 2009 at 3:01 am
The WORST and scariest skittles ad EVER:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LG0zDltjL_o
SOOO wrong on soo many levels.
June 9th, 2009 at 4:04 am
wow, that was awsome…
June 9th, 2009 at 5:41 am
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT STAND THOSE STUPID CAVEMEN!
I will never, ever go near Geico because of the plethora of dumb ads they have thrown at the public, assuming that we are dumb enough to buy that stuff. Between the cavemen and the eyes, they have permanently lost my potential business. Told them so in an email, too.
June 9th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Oh yeah, the Smileys from hell. Those things have given me many a near heart attack late at night as I open up a new tab, forgetting that my speakers are on. They’re out to get me, I just know it…
June 9th, 2009 at 8:10 am
‘…but after watching this, the thing I want is a razor blade, not a packet of skittles.’
Really?! Chill out
June 9th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Wow. I can’t believe some of these ads made it on the air! Especially the “I’d Hit It” ad. I just proves that more thought and testing needs to be put in ads before you display it for everyone to see. A bad advertisement could turn off a customer forever.
June 9th, 2009 at 8:43 am
OK, the ones that really annoy(ed) me that didn’t make the list:
The ad for the foot-fungus medication that features an animated creature called “Digger the Dermatophyte” who would *cringe* peel up a toenail like it was a trapdoor and crawl in underneath it. Hated those commercials and would turn them off at every opportunity. Marketing fail.
Just For Men. Two little girls tell their single (whether through death or divorce is not made clear) dad it’s time to be “a nice catch for someone” and give him a box of Just For Men. I can’t begin with how many levels on which this is wrong. Just… mind-bogglingly stupid.
Burger King’s “I am man, hear me roar.” Real men clog their arteries with fast food. I guess.
In the same vein, Hummer had some offenders that included the vegetarian man in the grocery store who felt emasculated by the steaks belonging to the guy in front of him in the check-out line, so he gets his replacement cock in the form of a $50k+ pollution-spewing gas-guzzler.
One that I personally liked that got pulled: the horror movie spoof where a woman alone in a cabin gets chased by the scary mask-wearing axe murderer. But because she has this brand’s running shoes on instead of impractical high heels, she easily gets away from him and leaves him out of breath in the woods.
June 9th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Not a TV AD or at least I haven’t seen a TV AD for it (thank God)…
I think it is Ever Cleanse – they constantly have those radio commercials on that talk about your fecal waste “…that some experts say is trapped to the colon walls like spackle or paste”.
ewwww…
It inevitably comes on right after you pick up dinner. And the dinner inevitably gets throw right in the garbage after you get home after that vivid description.
June 9th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Smiley Central in on the page right now…lol
June 9th, 2009 at 11:06 am
Haha, the Smiley Central advert is on the top of my window right now….
June 9th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Tv Advertising and other forms of ATL promotions are flourishing now…. they WILL die…after some time.. wonder what will be next…… any ideas?
June 9th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I remember hearing a radio ad for CornNuts (about 5 years ago). It was a jingle that’s main phrase was “bust a nut”. The song even included the line “you can do it in school, but don’t get caught”. It was only played for a few days.
June 9th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
TO. HELL. WITH. QUIZNOS.
i still think of those damnable rat thingies and cringe. nothing says come eat our subs more than being serenaded by a shrieking deformed moose rat.
June 9th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I LIKE the Quiznos ad…
June 9th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Man you are REALLY reaching here. 10 – McDonald’s liked the rhyme and probably decided 99% of the country recognized the song NOT the composer, Whopper virgins I agree, the dumbass ad execs had the so-called virgins holding the burger with their thumbs and pinkys under the burger. This is done to make it look better on screen, no TWAT eats it like that! Skittles? Give me a break, it was cool not demeaning to poor people suffering from the Skittle Disease, and Gary Coleman was stunted from the medicine he took, not the illness and I GUARANTEE he would be a short little twerp all over again.
June 9th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
I don’t remember ever seeing those smiley ads. Probably seen them once, though, and then blocked them forever. I have a habit of blocking every annoying site by means of the “hosts” file. Google for “hosts file” if you don’t know what I mean.
June 9th, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I have to disagree with the Skittles and Quiznos ads; they’re both pretty funny imo.
June 9th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
my favorite part about the whopper virgins commercials is that i don’t trust a “poor foreigner” who doesn’t know what a good hamburger is. maybe they picked the one that tastes the most like seal meat cause he’s used to eating seals. who knows?
June 10th, 2009 at 1:39 am
Ha Ha.
#113 was great.
June 11th, 2009 at 11:03 am
I love the skittles commercial as well as the sexual quiznos spot. Maybe im a bit twisted but sick humor is the only marketing ploy that works on me after spending a few years in marketing, i guess thats why i didnt succeed at it. I was always pitching things like that
June 12th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
The Skittles commercial was HILARIOUS! The Quizno’s one was great, too, though it was also horrifying.
I thought the Whopper Virgins commercial was very effective. People who call it racist don’t know what the word means. People who call giving free food to people in developing countries exploitative are just plain sick.
I’d like to add the recent Burger King ad with the spoof of “Baby Got Back.” It includes the line “Spongebob, I wanna get wit ya.” I’m not even kidding. The Sir-Mix-A-Lot wannabe wants to have relations with a mentally challenged, underage, male, anthropomorphic, cartoon sponge.
June 14th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
In the number 9 Spot… “Whopper Virgins” in particular: “As one would expect from a campaign such as this, Burger King was chosen as the favorite by all of the “poor foreigners” involved.”
I differ on any opinion that the “foreigners” in this ad were portrayed as “poor” in any way by the constructors of this campaign/ad. There is no part of the ad that even remotely refers to financial status of anyone anywhere. The ad merely points out that these individuals are from a “remote” part of our globe.
I suggest that any such inference(s)as sited above is not perpetuated by Burger King at all, but by the biases of the person posting this particular ad on this LIST.
In fact, I do not merely suggest it, I ASSERT it strongly.
June 22nd, 2009 at 12:03 am
@ 139, a few years ago, my grandpa was given a cat by a friend of my grandma. While otherwise normal, this cat has a slightly deformed jaw, causing an underbite and making his lower teeth stick out, resulting in an almost cartoony, bulldogish look. Having just brought the cat home after his first vet checkup, I was talking with my grandparents about what to name their new cat, as he had been named “Gooseberry” by the lady they got him from. At that moment an ad came on the TV, and my grandpa, from whom I must have inherited my odd sense of humor, was inspired…
Now, “Digger” is a great companion around the house, and definitely the only “dermatophyte” allowed near my feet!
…Though I kinda feel sorry for the cat, being named after a toenail fungus mascot and all, the resemblance is just too perfect. Really one of those “so ugly, it’s cute” things.
June 22nd, 2009 at 6:27 pm
Mentioned in an above post, this series of Calvin Klein ads from about 20 years ago caused an awful lot of stink — boycotts, protests, etc.
They might best be described as “Dirty Old Man meets Sweet Young Thing.”
June 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
The ironic part:
xD there’s a smiley central ad on the side of this page now
I love the McDonalds slogan xD
My grandma actually still has the original album cover from the 1966 Beatles release
June 24th, 2009 at 8:10 am
Please!!! The Burger King spot was priceless!
June 25th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
the skittles ad is borderline genius. doesn’t belong on this list.
the skittle run of ads went viral online…hilarious…hardly a “gaffe” if you got people sending your ad around giving you free advertising. wish they’d make more.
June 28th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Oh no, the Beatles knew exactly what they were doing. The controversy for “Yesterday and Today” was exactly what they wanted. They knew keeping their names in the news was the best advertising.
June 28th, 2009 at 11:46 am
#10 “Mac Tonight”
Not to mention the original song is about a murderer!
#3 “Ayds Diet Candy”
Hold on, hold on. If it came out before the disease AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome) was known, how in the world can the product be “named for” it? I’ll bet money the name came from the word “aid,” meaning “help, assist” Now, if you want to say that “Ayds” sounds like “AIDS,” then I’m with you there, although there is also a job category that employs aides. But when something is “named for” another thing, that means the second thing is deliberately given the name of the first thing. I seriously hope that’s not what you’re trying to say here.
June 29th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
The worst album cover ever is Frankenchrist by The Dead Kennedys. It’s an album cover covered with penises entering barely visible vaginas. That’s it, nobody from the band, no meaning, no anarchy. Just penises.
July 18th, 2009 at 11:15 am
lol there’s a smiley central ad at the top of the page right now.
August 8th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
#8 is so depressing! #4 is insanely hilarious! just goes ta show ya, dont say something unless you know what it means kuz itll come back to bite you in the @$$! Same goes for #3…ayds..ouch.
August 18th, 2009 at 7:28 pm
umm.. those damn smiley ads are the only reason I keep this site on perma-mute.
August 22nd, 2009 at 6:35 pm
The smiley ads are goddamn annoying to the 1000th power D:
August 23rd, 2009 at 3:29 am
you forgot the “HEAD ON: APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD” ad. i almost stomped on my tv sooooo many times.
August 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
You forgot to mention the ultimate marketing mess-up.
Chevrolet built a car specifically for the Mexican market.
But they named it the Nova. In Spanish “No va” means literally “you don’t go.”
Whoops!
October 29th, 2009 at 3:49 am
Just wondering how it was possible for the product “Ayds” to have existed BEFORE the virus and still be named after it. Doesn’t work that way. Fair is fair
November 1st, 2009 at 3:40 pm
@Film_Fan (156): loool Ck is a perv now thats #1 XD