Advertising is a part of life whether we like it or not. It is on TV, in Movies, on the Internet, on Buses and practically anywhere it can be seen by prospective customers. Sometimes ads are funny, sometimes they are poignant, but mostly they are annoying. And sometimes, ads are downright stupid. This list looks at 10 marketing gaffes, and blunders, or just downright bad commercials.
This advert by McDonald’s – which was meant to “adultify” the fast-food joint used Mack the Knife as its theme. Mack the Knife (the character) comes from The Beggar’s Opera in which the he typifies the anti-establishment sentiments of its writer John Gay. The more famous song as we know it was written by Kurt Weill for The Three Penny Opera based on a reworking of the tale by Bertolt Brecht – a Marxist who, ironically for McDonald’s, despised capitalism – the very thing which enabled McDonald’s to become what it is today.
McDonald’s isn’t the only company to make marketing gaffs – in December 2008, Burger King purchased the rights to an advertising campaign that centered on a taste-test marketing campaign, dubbed “Whopper Virgins.” The test claimed to target participants who were unaware of the existence of Burger King or McDonald’s, and had never eaten a hamburger. Opponents of the campaign called it exploitative and racist. As one would expect from a campaign such as this, Burger King was chosen as the favorite by all of the “poor foreigners” involved.
Skittles are wonderful colorful candies that everyone loves to eat. In fact, they are awesome. Not so this ad. For some reason it was deemed a good idea to make an ad which parodies the suffering caused by disease. Yes – it appears amusing, but after watching this, the thing I want is a razor blade, not a packet of skittles.
Frankly, I don’t find the idea of a creature which looks like a cross between a rat and a coughed up hairball to be an appealing mascot for a fast food store. And I am not alone in this. When Quizno’s released this series of ads (basing them on a popular Internet Meme at the time), there was such a backlash from consumers that they had to pull them – fast. Poor Quiznos also caused controversy with this ad for its sexual innuendo.
In the fast paced world of computer software, every opportunity to advertise is significant. Such was the case in the press conference above in which Microsoft had Bill Gates demonstrate Windows 98 to the entire world. Unfortunately for Bill, in the middle of the demo, Windows crashed and showed the dreaded Blue Screen of Death. There is a very uncomfortable pause while both of the men on stage try to think of something witty to get passed it.
Poor Gary Coleman has had some bad luck in his life. Despite the illness which rendered him short for life, he became one of the most popular child actors on Different Strokes in the 1980s. At the peak of the show he was earning $100,000 per episode – but his parents, lawyers, and the taxman stole the majority of it leaving him penniless. But then, during 2006 and 2007, he appeared in commercials for a cash-advance loan company called CashCall. He ends the commercial by saying, “Pay your bills on time and everyone will love you.” He even remarks in one commercial that “no one would lend [him] money, not even [his] relatives.” and “What’choo talkin’ ’bout CashCall?” in another. Demeaning.
When McDonald’s came up with this marketing campaign, their ad executives didn’t know what the phrase “I’d hit it” meant. They simply heard kids using the jargon and decided it would be their next big slogan. Unfortunately for McDonald’s, it means (according to Urban Dictionary): “I’ll have sex with her but I’ll be damned if I respect her.” Even worse, the full phrase of the slogan was “Double Cheeseburger? I’d hit it. I’m a Dollar Menu guy.” Nice.
This one has featured on listverse before, but it is simply too bad not to include. Obviously when it was first released the AIDS virus was not known, but it is definitely one of the most cringeworthy ads in history. Not only is it named after one of the worst diseases in humans at the present time, it advocates diet pills for weightless rather than exercise and portion control. “Lose weight deliciously with the aid of Ayds!”
Album covers have long been used as advertising gimmicks – to attract buyers by the often unrelated artwork. Unfortunately for the Beatles, the 1966 US release of their album “Yesterday and Today” featured the above album cover. Upon release, reaction was immediate, and Capitol received a storm of complaints from dealers. The record was immediately recalled and all copies were ordered shipped back to the record label, leading to its collectibility. Despite all of the controversy, the album reached number one in the United States.
This one is on the list for its sheer awfulness – for the company it may be a success – for every person that has to suffer it – it is an abomination. The smiley central ads usually make annoying noises and the worst thing about it is that if you do click the ad and install their smileys – it installs spyware which tracks your web habits for advertising purposes. [JFrater: These awful things even appeared on listverse causing hours of wasted time being spent tracking down the host advertiser to have it blocked. Smiley central is evil.] Smiley Central is owned by Ask.com – previously AskJeeves.
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whopper virgins lol … coo list
Some ads appear awful afterwards, just like #3.
A few years ago, near Paris, a plane (a Concorde) crashed shortly after take-off in a nearby hotel, killing more than a hundred people.
I remember that the very next day you could find on the internet this old Air France commercial that basically said: “With combined tickets, now thanks to Air France, you can land directly into a hotel”
Some people really have a dark sense of humour.
Nice list. And fhoook yea I’m da first to comment. From school on iPhone
Wow, McDonalds using “I’d hit it”?????
Ah the legendary Blue Screen Of Death. Bill Gates got owned!
nice list. not great, but nice. keep up the good work.
Hahaha I like Quiznos Sub!!
Silly rats :p
Check out this dude trying to sell ladders on QVC
I’d hit a cheeseburger…
I hate those smiley central things… Too many times I have been quietly looking at a page only to accidentally cross one of their ads and get really annoyed.
whew
I loved the skittles ad, although i didnt eat skittles for a while afterwards
i loooovve cheezeburgers..and hit it..hehehehe
Cheers Gremlin, that QVC clip was hilarious. Stupid prick, trying to rescue the initial buckling with “now it’s locked in place”. lol
Yes, like when you open a webpage and you are quietly browsing and then all of a sudden you crap your pants when you hear:
“HELLLLOOOOO-OOOOOO!”
I once woke up at 3am and saw that Quizno’s Spongmonkey ad first thing =-o I slept with the light on for a week! Nightmare fuel in it’s purest form!!!!!!!!!!
hahaha!
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Ah, madonna i hate them ads! Ads shouldn’t be allowed to make noise unless you click them!!!
oh and if you live in britain you might’ve seen the advert that goes
“You buy one you get one free! I SAID YOU BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE!!!”
Brr, the horror… Makes me want to smash his windows not buy them!
suprised I didn’t find this
kinder suprise
In Australia there is a brand of cheese called “Coon”. It’s very popular in general, but I haven’t have any Coon for years.
I thought the word was GAFFE not GAFF!
A Gaff is a type of hook used in fishing.
smiley ads! how i hate them . i havent seen one in a while though which is pretty lucky. did they take them down? being in advertising myself and knowing the people. i can see how many of these mistakes could be made. but others make you wonder at the mentality of people in those ad agencies.
Funny deal is, the smiley banner ad is on the right side of my screen this very minute….
Any advert with a quirky female voice singing some gently kooky song peddling some fool bait while all the time sounding like they have a poorly larynx.
Advertising is such a cancer. It didn’t really become the blight it is now until the early 20th century, and now we’re up to our eyeballs in it. There’s never even been any proof that it works; ad men work on the paranoia and the vanity of their clients to suck the bucks out of them. Now with the Net, you can claim your ad’s getting this many hits — but that still doesn’t mean it’s actually moving product.
And I swear, I’d happily, nay JOYFULLY strangle whoever came up with that juvenile voice saying, “Congratulations! You’ve just won a free [whatever].” Future generations will study this disgusting promotional glut and have no questions in the end as to why we went the way of the dodo.
Christ…The Beatles thingy was freaky. x.x lol
I’d watch a Burger Virgin ad 3 to 1 over ANY of BK’s ads that feature “The King”. Whenever he appears on my TV it’s a quick click with the remote to a new channel, MUTE is NOT an option.
The company that is really irking me is GEICO. Lizard/cavemen/staring dollars–Come on company–Commit.
19 – Never saw that ad before (they don’t sell Kinder here in the US), but when I lived in Germany I LOVED Kinder! And I had so many of those little toys it was ridiculous. When we moved back to the US, my box of Kinder toys mysteriously “got lost” in transit. Wonder how that happened…
I liked the list a lot (especially The Beatles’ Butcher Baby album), but I don’t think Ayds belongs on the list. The wording was slightly confusing at the end of the paragraph to suggest that Ayds were named after the disease AIDS, but I know that’s not what you meant.
For many, many years, Ayds were a highly successful diet product, that never raised anyone’s eyebrows with their name. We can look back on it now and say, “Well, dang, isn’t that unfortunate that the product has the same name as a disease?” but it didn’t start out that way.
It’s more of a bummer than a gaffe.
19 & 28- Kinder = amazing.
Good list, although #10, Mac Tonight, doesn’t seem so bad. The song Mack the Knife was made famous by (but did not originate with) Bobby Darin, and is still primarily associated with him, at least in the US. To understand why that ad was not such a bright idea, the average tv viewer would have to know an awful lot of theatrical and literary history. Fortunately for McDonald’s, I hightly doubt that the vast majority of people know that the song they were hearing was a version of a song from a musical that was based on a story by a Marxist.
Also, seeing Bill Gates get the Blue Screen of Death makes me feel a little better about my own technological abilities.
Man…do some of these ads bring back the nightmares, especially the Quiznos Sub commercial. Everytime it came on, I changed the channel. In fact because of this, I will never eat there. No way will I eat somewhere with such a disgusting rat-thing as thier mascot! It gave a clear indication of what their food might be like. ughhh!
Cool list, Xanthius!
Note to JFrater – he referred to Ask.com as “Previously Askjeeves.com”.
In fact, it was renamed Askjeeves.com again a couple of weeks ago.
HAHAHAHA
Most of them are not even that bad. And yes, I too hate the Smiley Central.
Re 4 KRChuk: I’m thinking you might have misunderstood the moon man shouting “Dinner!” as “I’d hit it.” Just a guess.
Regarding the McDonald’s Tonight ad #10:
I actually loved this ad. I expect that the Brecht/Weill irony is sadly lost on most TV watchers. To me, the purpose of the ad wasn’t to “adultify” their burgers. It was merely picking up on a current trend of poking fun at lounge lizards. (Bill Murray’s “Star Wars” skit on SNL and figure skater Scott Hamilton’s “I Love Me” routine come to mind.) I do recall, though, being slightly offended that the image of the hilarious lounge lizard man-in-the-moon looked so much like Ray Charles. Still, I liked this ad. It swang! (Swung?) (Swinged?) (nevermind.)
Frankly, I think the truncated clip that follows the Mac Tonight ad (GM’s Heartbeat of America ad) is a better example of offensive advertising, especially in light of their recent bankruptcy.
Nice list. Properly disturbing!
Greetings to all! It’s a beautiful day here in Vermont.
haha some of those are just funny lol. Count me in for hating smiley central!
Mortified guns on the list g. That beatles album looks so out of place for a bunch of pop tarts who lacked the punk groove yo.
Oops, sorry krchuk. Somehow I missed #4. Duh.
Personally, I think the Skittles ad was brilliant. I guess it’s all just a matter of opinion.
I liked the skittle commerical. It sure made me want to eat some!
Awesome list. I’d hit it.
And speaking of hitting it…
My mom used Ayds in the ’70s. I never understood why she never let me eat any. Now I know-it’s a diet aid (er…ayd?)!
These ads are funny! I hate those smiley things too… sometimes I wonder why its not a crime to do that!
Wow – The Beatles used poor judgement. There is nothing funny about dead, butchered babies. John Lennon learned that lesson, I guess. (at least the butchered part) Sad but true.
I bet they thought they were making some sort of intelligent statement with their cover art. FAIL.
brilliant,
skittles was a great ad, tho my first time seeing it. The coon cheese, i have been living in Aus for just under a year and i get your joke. but the best is from Kreachure on number 40.. haha
ahh, you’re being too harsh on the Skittles ad!
It was a quirky spin on the “Midas touch” (cuz Skittles is like GOLD!)
Plus it had great visuals with the phone, and especially the desk, bursting into Skittles.
I disagree that it was “an ad which parodies the suffering caused by disease.”
It was more an ad that parodied the dangers of greed and “be careful what you wish for”…
I thought it was brilliant!
-Jean Camby (creator of said ad)
just kidding.
gremlinmiller that made my day. And how could they not know what I’d hit it means? What turds
Nothing is worse than the Burger King King if you ask me I can’t even look at him he freaks me out so bad
Frankly, I hated the “were you raised by wolves” ad by Quiznos more than I hate the spongebabies. There was something exceedingly creepy about that ugly, awkward dude in a white shirt and tie suckling on a wolf – urgh! I am a big fan of the spongebabies, though, whose song “We Like the Moon” can be spotted on the http://www.rathergood.com website and later morphed into “We Like the Subs.” They’re bizarre, but funny as hell.
http://www.rathergood.com gained fame from the “Immigrant Song” that they did with the Viking kittens (talk about funny as hell!!!!!).
I agree that alot of these Ads are bad, but I live in Canada and they have been passing these HORRIFIC Subway ads with stupid annoying jingles where they actually play a memory game or something where the viewer is supposed to “Spot the difference” while the target audience is MALES watching their fking hockey game (they passed these annoying monkey-ads all season long… I’m almost glad my team is eliminated! I only watch TV for hockey).
@StevieJo
You are soo right! And BK has kind of capitalized on that creepy-ness, by incorporating it into their commercials.
The question is…”Planned ad campaign”, or “Phenomenol ‘save’ by someone I want working for me.”
The “Planned ad campaign” theory suffers because, who the hell could see an opportunity in big creepy plastic stalkers as a burger selling mechanism?…but it also survives because somehow, somewhere, someone suggested (and someone approved!) “big creepy plastic stalker” as a viable marketing stadegy.
Anybody out there know the truth??
Qiznos?
I guess I’m backassward – I thought the spongemonkeys were great.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wY6insZjCfU
(pre-quiznos ad)
The Beatles covered in dead babies innards is incredibly creepy.
In general, doll babies in ads can easily give a creepy affect
I can’t believe the Head On commercial hasn’t been mentioned yet haha. The best thing about the Head On commercials is that after the initial one came out, they started coming out with ones saying “Head On, I hate your commercials but I love your product!” and others with a “warning” beforehand saying “This commercial contains repetitive scenes that not be suitable for all viewers.”
OH MY GOD! NOOO WAAAYY! Sorry, just had to say it. Yeah, those smily ads really get on my nerves.
Item #3: “it advocates diet pills for weightless rather than exercise and portion control.” – and as I write, there’s an ad on here advocating the ‘One Week’ diet system – a load of pills for a heap load of money. How dumb do they think we are? Sure I could get thin in just a week by taking these diet pills; if that’s all I ate all week! In sure my body would look so slim by the weekend, it would save on wood for the coffin.
Item #2: – There were two main reasons for the cover according to our friend wiki. The Beatles really wanted to make a statement about the brutality of the Vietnam war (the boys were ‘clean’ but surrounded in filth). And second of all, Paul in particular wanted to highlight the ‘butchering’ of their records by Capitol – who cut tracks off their albums only to rehash them together later.
#19: joplin – I’ve seen this ad. It was aired in the UK during the 80′s – had no idea it got banned – seems harmless to me… There are so many banned commercials that it would make a list all of it’s own.
Anyroad – good list there Xanthius.
This is the first time I’ve ever commented without reading the list first, but I thought the title said “worst marketing giraffes” and for those that know me…yeah, I got really excited.
Gremlinmiller comment # 8 reminded me of this one. You could probably make a whole list on QVC bloopers but this is my favorite.
#54 callie:
That was so funny. Poor callie, no giraffes for you today
#55: Blogball – EXPOSED! Ladders with a secret vendetta against Humans – buy yours TODAY! – only on QVC.
I think this list is good, although a little mixed up. Putting a Beatles album cover in there was odd. I never really considered album covers as “marketing.” It could have just stuck with ad campaigns. And there have been many a misguided attempt.
In the ’80s Burger King did a terribly unsuccessful campaign called “Where’s Herb,” which attempted to find the only man in the world who hadn’t tasted a Whopper. It was a huge failure.
When car brand Saturn was introduced, they did a series of spots that never showed the car. Just footage of nature. Some ad guys thought it was brilliant. Most consumers didn’t care.
What about “new” Coke. The product and the campaign were miserable failures.
Calvin Klein did a series of creepy handmade type spots where skinny models who looked like underaged crack ho’s and AIDS patients trying to be *****y for the camera. It was extremely disturbing and was pulled for being too suggestive…and gross.
Just a few that come to mind. I know there are hundreds more.
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