We have previously published a list of the ten most bizarre relationships which was so popular that we simply couldn’t say no to another. In putting together this list it became apparent that some of the items were less bizarre than they were revolting; nevertheless they all still fall under the bizarre category. Also, be sure to check out the more complete article on the most bizarre relationship between a man with two penises and a woman with two vaginas (NSFW).
Relationship: Man and mannequin
This is item 10 on the list because I can’t, for the life of me, work out whether it is for real. In June, 2009, Dauveed (whose surname is so complex I can’t work out what it is) had a faux-wedding ceremony in which he married Clara the mannequin. He telephoned a media company and asked them to record the ceremony. They did so and you can watch the youtube clip here. From my research I have found comments by people who claim to have seen Dauveed with his mannequin walking around Hollywood which would imply that the marriage was taken seriously in his mind. Regardless of whether Dauveed really is in love with Clara or not, it is kind of nice to know that society has offbeat people in it to add color to our lives.
Relationship: Daughters rape father
This entry has appeared elsewhere on the site but it definitely fits the bill for this list. First the appropriate Bible quote:
And the elder said to the younger Our father is old, and there is no man left on the earth, to come in unto us after the manner of the whole earth. Come, let us make him drunk with wine, and let us lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. And they made their father drink wine that night: and the elder went in and lay with her father: but he perceived not neither when his daughter lay down, nor when she rose up. And the next day the elder said to the younger: Behold I lay last night with my father, let us make him drink wine also to night, and thou shalt lie with him, that we may save seed of our father. They made their father drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in, and lay with him: and neither then did he perceive when she lay down, nor when she rose up. So the two daughters of Lot were with child by their father. [Genesis 19:31-36]
It doesn’t really get much more blatant than that. The two daughters had sex with their father, Lot, in order to preserve his family line. Incidentally, this all happened shortly after they had fled from Soddom and Gomorrah which was destroyed by God for its immorality – ironic?. After the events described above, Lot had no memory of it (maybe it was the liquor) and nine months later the daughters gave birth to two sons, Moab (father of the Moabites), and Ammon (father of the Ammonites).
Relationship: Girl and dog
In India’s eastern Jharkhand, villagers ‘married’ off a young girl to a stray dog to ward off an evil spirit. The locals at Munda Dhanda village performed the ceremony as they believe it will overcome any curse that might fall on the family. Interestingly, the girl is free to get married later in life to a man without even seeking a divorce. Superstitions are widespread in India, especially in rural areas where literacy is scarce. The image above is from the wedding ceremony. The groom is on the left and the rather young bride the right. [Source]
Relationship: Man and alien
Nejdet Boyanay (from Istanbul, Turkey) started to experience his first encounters with a mysterious alien entity in 1975 when he was 10 years old. According to his report, he was lying down in his bed and starting to fall asleep. But suddenly he noticed that he wasn’t able to move. Soon after he was visited by an alien. After that night he had at least two encounters per week with the strange visitor. He was touched by him and he says that the hands of the visitor were extremely soft and the touch was sticky like a jellyfish. Later he drew a picture of the visitor which you can see above. The “relationship” continued until 1996 even after Nejdet got married. In 1996 he decided to give an interview about his experiences but after he spoke with the reporters he had a strange accident in the shower because his alien visitor was angry with him for making the relationship public and he tried to drown him. [Source]
Relationship: Man and horse
On the previous bizarre relationships list we mentioned the unusual relationship that Caligula had with his sister Drusilla, but he also had a strange thing going on with his horse Incitatus. Caligula loved his horse (though most likely not in a sexual way) so much that he bent over backwards to give it a life fit for the emperor himself. According to Suetonius’s Lives of the Twelve Caesars, Incitatus had a stable of marble, with an ivory manger, purple blankets (the imperial color), and a collar of precious stones. Others have indicated that the horse was attended to by eighteen servants, and was fed oats mixed with gold flake. Suetonius also wrote that Caligula planned to make Incitatus a consul (though modern historians believe this may just have been a move to anger the politicians of the day). Caligula even procured him a wife, a mare named Penelope. The horse would “invite” dignitaries to dine with him in a house outfitted with servants there to entertain such events.
Relationship: Father and daughter
If you are currently eating your breakfast, might I advise you to put it aside for just a moment. On March 20 2008, John Deaves and his daughter Jenny were sentenced to a three-year good behavior bond after pleading guilty to two counts of performing an act of incest – an act which led to the birth of their daughter, Celeste. The “couple” met 30 years after John had left his daughter’s mother; Jenny was 31 and just two weeks after meeting, father and daughter had sex. Jenny Deaves said soon after reuniting with her father she began to see him as a man first and her father second. “I was looking at him, sort of going, oh, he’s not too bad,” she said. Mr Deaves admits that he “initially” thought having sex with his daughter was wrong. [Source]
Relationship: Pope and kidnapped son
On the evening of 23 June 1858, in Bologna, then part of the Papal States, police arrived at the home of a Jewish couple, Salomone (”Momolo”) and Marianna Padovani Mortara, to seize one of their eight children, six-year-old Edgardo, and transport him to Rome to be raised as a ward of the state. The police had orders from Holy Office authorities in Rome, authorized by Pope Pius IX. Church officials had been told that a 14-year-old Catholic servant girl of the Mortaras, Anna Morisi, had baptized Edgardo while he was ill because she feared that he would otherwise die and go to Hell. Acorrding to Catholic Church doctrine, Edgardo’s baptism, even if illicit under canon law, was valid and made him a Christian. At the time, non-Christians could not raise a Christian child, even their own. Edgardo was taken to a house for Catholic converts in Rome, maintained at state expense. His parents were not allowed to see him for several weeks, and then not alone. Pius IX took a personal interest in the case, raising the child as his son (albeit a kidnapped one), and all appeals to the Church were rebuffed. Church authorities told the Mortaras that they could have Edgardo back if they abandoned their faith and converted to Catholicism, but they refused.
Despite international protests (including those from the United States government), Pope Pius IX did not relinquish Edgardo who eventually went on to become a priest. He was also a vehement supporter of the Vatican taking the first steps towards making Pius IX a saint. You can read his testimony here and you can see the incorrupt corpse of Blessed Pius IX here (his face has a protective mask of silver on which is removed for veneration). Pictured above is Mortara as a priest on the right, and his mother seated.
Relationship: Man and horsies (but so much worse than number 6)
Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005) was a Boeing engineer residing in Washington who engaged in receptive anal sex with full-size stallions at a farm near the city of Enumclaw. He videotaped those sex acts and distributed them informally under the name Mr Hands. During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries. Other factors surrounding the death were apparently that the deceased, concerned about appearing in a hospital with an unusual internal injury and the effect on his security clearance as an engineer for aerospace company Boeing, had apparently refused his friends’ urging to go to the hospital for several hours after being aware he was internally injured, and was either beyond treatment or dead when he finally reached the ER. The story was reported in the The Seattle Times and was one of that paper’s most read stories of 2005. [Source]
Relationship: Woman and wall
Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, maarried the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality. Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven. She began collecting pictures of the wall and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests. While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall. While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Wall, erected by the Soviets in 1961 to halt an exodus from East to West Berlin, was largely torn down in 1989, its “wife” was horrified. Having gotten over the “death” of her husband the wall, Eija-Riitta has finally found love again and is dating her garden fence. [Source]
Relationship: Man and corpse
Carl Tanzler or sometimes Count Carl von Cosel (February 8, 1877 – July 23, 1952) was a German-born radiologist at the United States Marine Hospital in Key West, Florida who developed a morbid obsession for a young Cuban-American tuberculosis patient, Elena Milagro “Helen” de Hoyos (July 31, 1909 – October 25, 1931), that carried on well after Hoyos succumbed to the disease. In April, 1933, Tanzler removed Hoyos’ body from the mausoleum, carted it through the cemetery after dark on a toy wagon, and transported it to his home. Tanzler attached the corpse’s bones together with wire and coat hangers, and fitted the face with glass eyes. As the skin of the corpse decomposed, Tanzler replaced it with silk cloth soaked in wax and plaster of paris. As the hair fell out of the decomposing scalp, Tanzler fashioned a wig from Hoyos’ hair that had been collected by her mother and given to Tanzler not long after her burial in 1931. Tanzler filled the corpse’s abdominal and chest cavity with rags to keep the original form, dressed Hoyos’ remains in stockings, jewelry, and gloves, and kept the body in his bed. Tanzler also used copious amounts of perfume, disinfectants, and preserving agents, to mask the odor and forestall the effects of the corpse’s decomposition.
In October, 1940, Elena’s sister Florinda heard rumors of Tanzler sleeping with the disinterred body of her sister, and confronted Tanzler at his home, where Hoyos’ body was eventually discovered. Florinda notified the authorities, and Tanzler was arrested and detained. After a preliminary hearing on October 9, 1940 at the Monroe County Courthouse in Key West, Tanzler was held to answer on the charge, but the case was eventually dropped and he was released, as the statute of limitations for the crime had expired. [Source]
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August 26th, 2009 at 1:42 am
“Having gotten over the “death” of her husband the wall, Eija-Riitta has finally found love again and is dating her garden fence”
really huh? hahahaha…
August 26th, 2009 at 1:58 am
the one about the guy and the corpse reminds of “A Little Piece of Heaven” by Anevged Sevenfold. lmfao!! nice list, it made me something to laugh at
August 26th, 2009 at 1:59 am
whoa i misspelled alot. i meant to say Avenged Sevenfold. sorry haha!
August 26th, 2009 at 2:04 am
#3 the horse just got out of prison
August 26th, 2009 at 2:07 am
I am glad that this list made some of you laugh – I hoped it would
August 26th, 2009 at 2:33 am
Wow…
& I hate myself for pointing this out, but # 2 – married is misspelt maarried.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Great list! I heard of most of these…but #1, after the charges were dropped, they “re-buried” her in an unmarked grave, so that he would not dig her up again. And later reports say that he did have sex with her!
August 26th, 2009 at 2:43 am
My lovely horse.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:49 am
Great list!
I’m surprised Jesus isn’t on there. I know a few people who have relationships with him and other imaginary friends.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:59 am
@INSIDIOUS COLD (17): Yeah i had read that too but i just can’t believe he didn’t do something sexual with it I mean how could they determin if he did or didn’t?
August 26th, 2009 at 3:11 am
Ahhh, nicely done Mighty Force. Why do some people go around looking for an argument or fight? I commend you on your completely necessary attempt to rile up the masses.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:23 am
I love these weird sort of lists! No 1 is by far the creepiest.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:28 am
That little girl from number five doesn’t stand a chance. Only In America (a presumption) eh?
August 26th, 2009 at 3:30 am
haha Mighty force. let the melee begin.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:38 am
@INSIDIOUS COLD (17): some reports say he made a funnel of paper which he inserted into her vagina so he could do the dirty. Believe it. Or not.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:58 am
I spend so much time on the internet, my wife says the internet is my second wife.
Does this count?
August 26th, 2009 at 4:14 am
@uni (26): who knows – you may end up on the next list
August 26th, 2009 at 4:28 am
Absolutely Disgusting
August 26th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Surely you’re joking about the woman dating her garden fence… man, I really take “being normal” for granted.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:03 am
“Having gotten over the death of her husband the wall, Eija-Riitta has finally found love again and is dating her garden fence.”
Priceless. Made my day.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:24 am
Didn’t Carl also fashion a vagina for the corpse?
August 26th, 2009 at 5:34 am
I just knew when I read the title that Mr. Hands was going to be on it. I accidently came across the video…long before I knew what it was. Someone had sent it to me as a joke. A 45 second clip…of which I will never be able to scrape out of my head for as long as I live. I was horrified. (shudder)
Cool list as always, JFrater!
@babu (30): I agree…..that line is priceless!
August 26th, 2009 at 5:59 am
I should be on that list!! I have the most bizarre relationship! I’m in love with MYSELF!! I go to movies, restaurants and every night I have sexual relationship too!! I and I are never separated.. We almost always agree… and what I like, I like it too!! Hahahaha….!
August 26th, 2009 at 6:31 am
What about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes…they make my skin crawl…
August 26th, 2009 at 6:36 am
The Carl Tanzler case is quite…. extremely weird, and confusing!
I believe he was married and had two or three children, he came to America with his wife and children coming a bit of time after.He started working at a hospital. Soon after he fell in love with a young girl, Elena de Hoyos who was put into the hospital he was working at for an examination.
After looking at a photo of her, as linked, it is no wonder he fell in love with her! A quite stunningly beautiful young lady indeed!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3289/2926384130_321060240e.jpg
But she was married, and sick, fatally sick.
Tuberculosis, which has killed one of my ancestors in the 30’s.
Mr.Tanzler tried to cure her in so many ways, electroshocks, x-rays, herbs, god knows what he didn’t try.
Though they all failed.
He also said that one of his a dead ancestor of him had come to him when he was young showing him the love of his life, who apparently were de Hoyos.
Hence the… obsession? But…
Love? Obsession? It’s hard to define.
Stealing the corpse of a married woman, much younger than yourself and having sex with her body? Yeaaah… that’s kinda… it… I don’t… I don’t have any words for that.
Before he stole her body he spent pretty much all of his days, as well as sleeping in the crypt she was resting in.
Bizarre is only the first word for this story.
/Johan
August 26th, 2009 at 6:48 am
I remember that whole incest thing. Ugh. Poor kid though.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:02 am
John and Jenny Deaves daught celeste died from congenital heart disease…
August 26th, 2009 at 7:05 am
John and Jenny Deaves daughter celeste died from congenital heart disease…
August 26th, 2009 at 7:13 am
@Noumi (73): I think their first child died. Celeste is their second. Either way, it’s sad and creepy.
That picture for number one is burned into my brain.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Dang it! #1 made me physically ill!
August 26th, 2009 at 7:26 am
even tho #1 is a lil creepy he isnt a classic necrophile just somebody wit an obsession over a particular person that lasted after death. Still id consider #3 worse that made me clench me butt cheaks together.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Best list :=] The Berlin Wall woman was a classic and pretty interesting too. An insomnia induced google or three brought up lots of info regarding “objectum sexuality.” Apparently, it’s not just Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer- a bunch of other people are engaged in sexual relationships with inanimate obejects, including PS2s, the Eiffel Tower and “a 52 channel Allen & Heath soundboard that was installed at my church” among others. (His church, not mine.)
Oh, and if anyone out there is chronically curious and wants to find videos relating to number three, just don’t- just walk away. I’m not kidding. Really. Truely. Don’t.
Anyhoo, thanks for the list- great mix of intensely disturbing and engagingly bizarre
August 26th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Dauveed is in seattle!!! I have run into him several times around the westlake center. I thought he was a younger guy until yesterday when I was in an elevator with him and he is really OLD looking.
August 26th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Hahaha I lol’d.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:08 am
the picture in number 7 (at the bottom) looks like a character from the disney movie, the incredibles.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:15 am
WOah… someone let me know if a person is going to use my body for love after death! That was not part of the organ donation!
August 26th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Ugh I saw the video of Mr Hands aswell, he’s like shouting in pain but instead of bein funny/gross it’s jus pathetic and sad to know that he’s inadvertantly killing himself
August 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am
ok, saber25. u gotta stop, please. if its u being stupid, its annoying. if its ur son, ask him to stop posting random and annoying comments, or change ur password. and all the other saber impersonators, u guys stop too. ur giving him attention, if thats all he wants ur feeding his fire. if he is legit and his son really is the one posting random stuff, screw off, it isnt his fault. a huge amount of the comments do not even pertain to the list, its just people being dumb. most of these will probably be deleted next time jfrater goes thru the comments. just let it go, comment on the list.
good list btw, i like the bizarre ones. although i had heard of #1, it was in Weird US
August 26th, 2009 at 8:49 am
I hate this list.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:53 am
disturbing!
August 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am
No Woody Allen?
August 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am
The first few i couldnt stop laughin…. then for the rest…ABJECT HORROR. Those people are freaks in the highest order. I love my computer its pimpin, i namd it Hanns but i aint gona screw the dam thing.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:03 am
@Clerk (7): “Having gotten over the “death” of her husband the wall, Eija-Riitta has finally found love again and is dating her garden fence”
really huh? hahahaha…
That’s not funny, that’s o-fense-ive
August 26th, 2009 at 9:03 am
Yeah, people have been pretty f’ed up since biblical and roman times. When reading these I keep wanting to put the phrase “Next time on Jerry Springer” infront of each one listed.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Am I the only one who noticed that the Deaves daughter is named Celeste which sounds somewhat like incest.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:23 am
#2 just makes me want call it a day and start fresh tomorrow. I puked in my mouth a little just reading it.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:26 am
I meant #3.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Timmy@65 – I like that it can get quite confusing.
A couple of years ago I worked for a company with one director and his son as 2nd in command, the youngster was in his early 20s and was sent to prison for some minor offence, for six months.
Now being a very supportitive family man the father consoled her through the lonely times, and dark nights, to cut a long story short, by the time the son sees daylight again she is two nearly 3 months pregnant by her trusted father in law, She saw her term out and delivered.
Yea now it gets interisting —
What does the child call the old man – Dad
what does the child call the son born from his wife ?
What relationship is the child to the old mans wife ( if she is still around )
I find it quite fasinating and this is onlly the tip of the iceberg – the uncles, aunts and the rest of the clan.
Great List Jamie – your bizzar lists always prickles something in the brain from days gone by.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Correction to no 93 he consoled the wife – so sorry
August 26th, 2009 at 9:49 am
@oouchan (39): I accidently came across the video…
Suuuure oouchan. And I “accidentally” look at porn every day.
@Diamond_Dragon (70): Stealing the corpse of a married woman, much younger than yourself and having sex with her body?
Heh, as if you had to include the “married”, or the “much younger” part to make your point. If not for that, then we’re good…
August 26th, 2009 at 9:55 am
Number 2 adds a lot of new meaning to “if you love it so much, why don’t you marry it!”
I saw a news story on Good Morning America a few months back where some woman got married to the Eiffel Tower. It was so weird and unbelievable, I turned to my mum and said “look, I love London and all, but I wouldn’t want to marry the city! That’s too messed up.”
August 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Interesting to think that people are able to marry mannequins, walls, dogs and other animals, but homosexuals cannot get married in the US. Absurd.
August 26th, 2009 at 9:59 am
I can’t fathom the idea of having sex with my own father. Even if I hadn’t seen him in 30 years, I’d still know he was my biological father. AND THEN to have a child with him as if everything is all hunky dory…. How desperate were these people to get laid? Jebus.
I was wondering if this had happened in, say, Arkansas or some such. Turns out is was in Australia (so HA to anyone thinking it HAD to be America). I also found this little gem:
“Deaves had allegedly been estranged from his daughter since her infancy. They were reunited when Jennifer was 31 and began a sexual relationship within weeks of their reunion. Both were married at the time, and both ended their marriages shortly after meeting”
They even cheated on their spouses to be with one another! Nice! Also, they supposedly had one baby that died from a heart problem, and THEN had the child pictured above. So I guess that rules out an accidental pregnancy…
August 26th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Strange stuff. I recently watched a documentary on Objectum-Sexuality it was…interesting? It showed a woman ‘consumating’ her wedding to the eiffel tower. And so many other weird things i cant even express in words. I’ll try and find the episode on the internet and post a link.
August 26th, 2009 at 10:10 am
There we go
August 26th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Just read that this is an edited version, edited by people who suffer from this as they thought the documentary
“falsely represented our way of love and life and planted a seed of fear into the minds of the public.”
so yeah, it’s not got as much “shock value”
August 26th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Regarding John Deaves and his daughter, I read on one of the Australian papers that they had maintained sporadic contact throughout the years, and that Jenny even visited him a couple times, even staying once for a week-long visit…or at least, that is what John Deave’s ex-wife claims.
August 26th, 2009 at 11:31 am
I saw a documentary on relationships like the Deaves’ on BBCAmerica a few months ago. Apparently it is something that can happen when long lost relatives meet up, and there are quite a few stories about it. My Mother and her Brother where reunited after 40 years and she ended up leaving my Dad for him, though I do not believe they have a physical relationship. Thing is, they really do love each other very much, and he makes her happy. I don’t actually see anything wrong with their relationship. When I see stories like the Deaves’, it’s kind of depressing. I certainly don’t believe they should be having children, but I don’t think it’s any of our business if they want to be in a relationship. These things happen.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
number 2 seems a bit like a wind-up
August 26th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
caligula was a strange person, don’t you think? disgusting!
August 26th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
number ones a c.i.l.f
August 26th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Okay wow. About half of these are new to me. Thanks for the list. And to think people are concerned about the marriage of same sex same specis.
August 26th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
i’ve heard about #’s: 3, 4, 5, and 9, but #1 has creeped me out for 15 years now.
August 26th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
I agree with some of the other posts here that mention the ridiculous fact that people have been “allowed” to marry inanimate objects, yet same sex marriage of two human beings is off limits? Give me a break! I would think that after a woman is married to a damn wall that two people of the same sex should be allowed to get married!!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
#2 maarried should be married.
great list!
August 26th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
number one reminds me of Faulkner’s “A Rose for Emily”
August 26th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
I feel really sick.
August 26th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Come on, people. Everyone knows that the bible only advocates relationships between people and objects of the OPPOSITE gender. Anything else would just be plain wrong. It’s a one-way ticket to hell. God made Adam and Eve, Adam and the FEMALE Coffeemaker, Eve and the MALE Wall and a myriad of other permutations but he sure as shit didn’t make Adam and Steve. Praise him
August 26th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Troll comments (of which there were nearly 40) have been removed from this list. Sorry that it might break number references.
August 26th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
My god… #1… and I thought Ted Bundy was sick…
August 26th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Great List! Very Very Disturbing, but interesting at the same time.
August 26th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
that wall one is great.
August 26th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
#1 was on HBO’s “Autopsy” a while back. According to that, the good doctor did make a “vaginal canal” so he could have sex with the corpse. I wish I’d never watched that.
August 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
gosh i wish i could marry the great wall of china like that woman did with the berlin wall..
August 26th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
I expected to see at least one “New Zealand farmer – sheep” relationship.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
that is some messed up shit
August 26th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
@Maggot (52): hahaha! “Ya caught the tater!”
@jfrater (71): *hugs* Thank you. They were ruining the list and the site.
August 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
@jfrater (71):
Thank you sir!
August 26th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
34 Andrew
Aaaah! I looked. Why the frack do I DO that to myself!!?!?!?!!?!?!?
I could only take a few seconds before I turned it off. The 50-caliber cannon video is less disgusting!
August 26th, 2009 at 6:14 pm
66 tattooedgirly
I’ll agree with that. It’s beyond stupid.
August 26th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Great list… one of the better lists recently.
August 26th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
@hillerious (60): Really???
This list really disturbed me, which is good in a way… Variety is the spice of life and all!
August 26th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
This list made me sick to my stomach!
August 26th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
The movie “Lars and the real girl” tells the story about a guy who dates a mannequin . Worth a watch
August 26th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
WOW. Very. Very. VERY! GROSS! #1 has scarred me for life! AHH! the one about the wall is funny LOL I agree, If people are allowed to marry objects, allow them to marry the same gender. Live and let live:)
August 26th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Your site has been a great inspiration and the knowledge gained has gotten me past the obstacle blocking my way.
August 26th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
I read #9 in the Bible when I was 7 years old. Great list BTW
August 27th, 2009 at 1:22 am
I read #9 in the Bible when I was 7 years old. Great list BTW
OH! You’re my new favorite blogger fyi
August 27th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Awesome list. There’s a guy in Japan who has a relationship with a pillow that he carries around everywhere. It has a picture on it of a pubescent female manga character.
http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-pillow-cases-37-year-old-man-in-love-with-his-anime-cartoon-pillow/
August 27th, 2009 at 3:06 am
Is the fence wire or wood?
August 27th, 2009 at 3:09 am
Some very interesting points raised here, which has got me thinking!
August 27th, 2009 at 3:47 am
#2 reminds me of anchorman when Brick keeps saying “I LOVE LAMP”
August 27th, 2009 at 4:22 am
Great site, I now have you bookmarked to come back again.
August 27th, 2009 at 4:45 am
LMAO @ no. 2, crazy!
August 27th, 2009 at 5:12 am
this list is like road kill…I know I shouldn’t look, I know I shouldn’t look…but I just can’t avert my eyes!
ps…was soooo hoping no one mentioned the incest couple was from Australia…embarrassing!!!!!
August 27th, 2009 at 5:40 am
You should have added John Duncan’s Blind Date.
August 27th, 2009 at 8:12 am
I know you guys find it odd, but having a relationship with an object is thier sexuality. They don’t choose to fall in love with said objects. Making fun of such is as if you are making fun of homosexuals. They can’t help but be who and what they are.
August 27th, 2009 at 8:18 am
goodness gracious. and I thought I was quirky.
@ L (43): “That’s not funny, that’s o-fense-ive” bwa-haa-haa!!
great list jamie!
August 27th, 2009 at 10:27 am
I was laughing while I read this list until I came to the video about objetum-sexuals and the link to the 2-D lovers article… Now, I´m a little sad. These people obviously have serious issues and I can only hope they get the professional help they need… Wow.
August 27th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Am I the only one who feels a bit sorry for the Berlin Wall lady? She has some mental health issues but at least she’s not harming anyone and her focus is on an inanimate object and another person.
August 27th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
gotta love freaks eh? without em the rest of us would look pretty weird.
August 27th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
at least #5 is pretty tame compared to that whole fritzl case…the one where the father held his daughter captive in the basement for 24 years, raped her several times a week EVERY week, acting out pornography videos,and even had several children. to think that during every event i’d experienced in my entire life, some girl was in a basement getting raped by her own father everyday. yeesh.
August 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am
You forgot about Joseph Fritzel
August 28th, 2009 at 10:34 am
@Anonymous (103): haha, beat you to it.
August 29th, 2009 at 7:38 am
On #1, I have known a man for about 15 years that has a love affair with a mannequin. He takes her everywhere by carting her in a wheelchair.
He was married to a good friend of mine for over 30 years until she passed away a couple of years ago. My friend was confined to a wheel chair (completely disabled) due to cerebral palsy. I often wondered if that was where his fascination with the mannequin came from. His wife told me that he was mildly retarded. I think he just looks at the mannequin as a big Barbie doll that gives him comfort. You have to give him credit for being my friend’s nurse maid all the those years.
Still, it is VERY weird and creepy! I haven’t gone near him since my friend passed away. It’s too much for my brain to comprehend.
August 29th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I don’t think number 9 belongs on this list. Not because it isn’t bizarre, but because we have know idea if it actually happened or not. Seems more loike it belongs on a list of “top 10 most disturbing stories from the bible” or something. Somebody write that one!!!
August 29th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
106-still many people believes in the bible. creepy story, good enough to be on this list.
August 29th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
#105…when I read your comment I thought…creepy- but at least he isn’t hurting anyone.
Not like the sickos who kidnapped that poor 11 year old girl so many years ago….
August 29th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
oh and recently I saw another case where a woman is marrying/has married a ride at a carnival.
Gives new meaning to the song- good..good..good…good vibrations! lol
August 30th, 2009 at 2:23 am
I can’t fathom the Lot thing. bleah! (can’t imagine self raping own momma!) bleah! *pukes*
August 30th, 2009 at 2:29 am
does me hugging my pillow count? (I tend to imagine having ‘it’ with my crush through hugging a pillow. Yeah, and sometimes, I forget to put my clothes on after a shower as I go straight to my pillow. another one of my dark secrets revealed. The big difference is that I do not really lust after my pillow though! Fyi, Denzell isn’t my real name so my secret is still safe with me.)
I can REALLY more easily fathom the mannequin thing to the Lot thing as I can sort of relay.
August 30th, 2009 at 2:30 am
@jfrater (5): it made me laugh
August 30th, 2009 at 2:31 am
@JohnnyM (23): you have serious narcissism issues.
August 30th, 2009 at 2:37 am
@Angel (53): “I can’t fathom the idea of having sex with my own father.”
hahaha! we’re kinda thinking the same thing.
August 30th, 2009 at 2:41 am
@Trapper439 (89): oh no! Looks like I’m next on the next list on this! (see mah story about me hugging mah pillow)
August 30th, 2009 at 5:10 am
i was shocked when i read the story about how a father had a daughter with his daughter… things like these make me think i don’t know nothing about this world yet.
August 30th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
oh… I came back to this list to ask a question… what is the relationship of a mother to her daughter if the father of the daughter is the mother’s father? Are they sisters?
September 1st, 2009 at 1:38 pm
amazing! only amongst homo sapiens sapiens!
masterymistery at cosmic rapture
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
That woman who married the Berlin Wall is so stupid I want to cry.
The father and daughter one made me feel so sick. Seriously people like that should be locked up. They were obviously so selfish because now they have a daughter that will have to live with their disgusting relationship.
September 3rd, 2009 at 4:20 am
hahahhahahahahaa… No. 2 makes me rolling on the floor laughing my ass out!
September 9th, 2009 at 9:10 am
#4 was mentioned in Richard Dawkins’ ‘The God Delusion’
September 10th, 2009 at 6:48 am
The corpse in #1 looks like Boy George
October 15th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Re list item no 5: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/876197/get-over-incest-australia-deaves
It’s not incest, it’s Genetic Sexual Attraction. That’s w-a-a-y different.
November 6th, 2009 at 9:53 am
on #1, i saw that feature on HBO before. t’was a documentary exploring the world of forensic pathology. the doctor indeed made love with the corpse. if i remember perfectly, he inserted a tube on her private parts so he could perform the deed. t’was kind of gross knowing she was already decomposing.