The Bible is a source of inerrant truth to over a billion humans but with a book (or more literally a set of books) of this age, speculation arises as to the facts contained therein. This list looks at some of the historical mysteries and even some of the theological mysteries contained in the Bible. These are all topics which fascinate biblical scholars and laymen alike.
The mystery: Where is the Holy Grail?
According to Christian mythology, the Holy Grail was the dish, plate, or cup used by Jesus at the Last Supper, said to possess miraculous powers. The connection of Joseph of Arimathea with the Grail legend dates from the late 12th century in which Joseph receives the Grail from an apparition of Jesus and sends it with his followers to Great Britain. Belief in the Grail and interest in its potential whereabouts has never ceased. Ownership has been attributed to various groups (including the Knights Templar, probably because they were at the peak of their influence around the time that Grail stories started circulating. There are cups claimed to be the Grail in several churches, for instance the Saint Mary of Valencia Cathedral, which contains an artifact, the Holy Chalice (pictured above – note, only the top “cup” portion is original), supposedly taken by Saint Peter to Rome in the first century, and then to Huesca in Spain by Saint Lawrence in the 3rd century. The Valencia chalice does hold some merit as a contender for the true grail as it has been scientifically asserted to have been created between the 4th century BC and the first century AD in the Middle East. Other stories claim that the Grail is buried beneath Rosslyn Chapel or lies deep in the spring at Glastonbury Tor. Still other stories claim that a secret line of hereditary protectors keep the Grail, or that it was hidden by the Templars in Oak Island, Nova Scotia’s famous “Money Pit”.
The mystery: Where is the Ark of the Covenant?
The Ark of the Covenant is a container described in the Bible as containing the tablets of stone on which were inscribed the Ten Commandments as well as Aaron’s rod and manna. The ark was kept in Jerusalem until the Babylonians plundered and destroyed the temple. From then, the Ark entered the domain of legend as it vanished forever. Some of the theories for where it may be are: Intentional concealment by the priests under the Temple Mount; Intentional removal from Jerusalem in advance of the Babylonians; and Removal of the Ark by the Ethiopian prince Menelik I. Modern excavations near the Temple Mount in Jerusalem have found tunnels, but digging beneath the Temple Mount is heavily restricted. One of the most important Islamic shrines, the Dome of the Rock, sits in the location where the First Temple of Solomon is alleged to have stood. According to the Bible, King Solomon, when building the temple, had the Ark of the Covenant put on a platform which could be lowered down into a tunnel system if the Temple were ever overrun. This would make it a plausible location.
The mystery: Were they real cities and if so where are they?
For the sins of their inhabitants Sodom, Gomorrah, Admah, and Zeboim were destroyed by “brimstone and fire from the Lord out of heaven” (Genesis 19:24-25). In Christianity and Islam, their names have become synonymous with impenitent sin, and their fall with a proverbial manifestation of God’s wrath. The historical existence of Sodom and Gomorrah is still in dispute by archaeologists. The Bible indicates they were located near the Dead Sea. Possible candidates for Sodom or Gomorrah are the sites discovered or visited by Walter E. Rast and R. Thomas Schaub in 1973, including Bab edh-Dhra, which was originally excavated in 1965 by archaeologist Paul Lapp. Other possibilities also include Numeira, es-Safi, Feifeh and Khanazir, which were also visited by Schaub and Rast. All sites were located near the Dead Sea, with evidence of burning and traces of sulfur on many of the stones and a sudden stop of inhabitation towards the end of the Early Bronze Age.
The mystery: Where is the Garden of Eden?
While the majority of Biblical scholars and theologians consider that the story of the Garden of Eden is most likely not literal, some people do believe that the place existed in reality. Furthermore, the Bible gives directions to the location. This has led to many attempts to locate the garden. The creation story in Genesis relates the geographical location of both Eden and the garden to four rivers (Pishon, Gihon, Tigris, Euphrates), and three regions (Havilah, Assyria, and Kush). There are hypotheses that place Eden at the headwaters of the Tigris and Euphrates (northern Mesopotamia), in Iraq (Mesopotamia), Africa, and the Persian Gulf. While the true location is a mystery, there is a particularly fascinating twist to this tale: Ethiopia is mentioned as being near or surrounding the Garden of Eden in Genesis 2:13 (“And the name of the second river is Gehon: the same is it that compasseth all the land of Ethiopia.”). Since 1974 Paleontologists have excavated six million years of life and conclude that Ethiopia is the scientific location of human origin, a scientifically true Garden of Eden.
The mystery: The Bible appears to contain coded messages; is this a coincidence?
The Bible code, also known as the Torah code, is a series of messages alleged to exist within the Bible text, that when decoded form words and phrases supposedly demonstrating foreknowledge and prophecy. The study and results from this cipher have been popularized by the book The Bible Code.
The primary method by which purportedly meaningful messages have been extracted is the Equidistant Letter Sequence (ELS). To obtain an ELS from a text, choose a starting point (in principle, any letter) and a skip number, also freely and possibly negative. Then, beginning at the starting point, select letters from the text at equal spacing as given by the skip number. For example, the bold letters in this sentence form an ELS. With a skip of -4, and ignoring the spaces and punctuation, the word SAFEST is spelled out backwards. Bible codes proponents usually use a Hebrew Bible text. The use and publication of “predictions” based on Bible codes has succeeded in bringing about popular awareness of the codes, most notably based on the work of journalist Michael Drosnin. Drosnin’s most famous prediction, in 1994, was the 1995 assassination of Israeli Prime Minister, Yitzhak Rabin, using a Bible code technique.
The mystery: What happened to the lost tribes?
The phrase Ten Lost Tribes of Israel refers to the ancient Tribes of Israel that disappeared from the Biblical account after the Kingdom of Israel was destroyed, enslaved and exiled by ancient Assyria. Many groups of Jews have doctrines concerning the continued hidden existence or future public return of these tribes. This is a subject that is partially based upon authenticated and documented historical fact, partially upon written religious tradition and partially upon speculation. There have been some bizarre claims about who may be descended from the lost tribes. Some claims include the Irish, Native Americans, British, and the Japanese. The Kaifeng Jews (pictured above) in China claim to be descended from one of the lost tribes.
The mystery: Who was the pharaoh of the Exodus?
The Pharaoh of the Exodus is the pharaoh (king) who ruled over ancient Egypt at the time of the Exodus. More precisely, it is the question of who this pharaoh might have been. The story of the enslavement of the Children of Israel in Egypt, the plagues by which God forces their release, and their subsequent escape from a pursuing army at the Crossing of the Red Sea, is told in the opening chapters of the Book of Exodus. The pharaoh of the story is not named – he is referred to simply as “pharaoh” – and the question of his identity has been the subject of much speculation among those who believe the Exodus to be a real event. The most commonly imagined figure in popular culture is Ramesses the Great, although there is no documentary or archaeological evidence that he had to deal with the Plagues of Egypt or anything similar or that he chased Hebrew slaves fleeing Egypt. There is also an account made by Merneptah, in the form of a poem from the so-called Israel Stele, which makes reference to the supposed utter destruction of Israel in a campaign prior to his 5th year in Canaan: “Israel has been wiped out…its seed is no more.” There is basically no evidence to strongly support the view of any specific Pharaoh as the one mentioned in Exodus.
The mystery: Where is Noah’s Ark?
From at least the time of Eusebius (c. 275 – 339 AD) to the present day, the search for the physical remains of Noah’s Ark has held a fascination for Christians, Jews and Muslims. Despite many rumours, claims of sightings and expeditions no scientific evidence of the ark has ever been found. The search for the ark has been called a “wild goose chase” by some archaeologists. Ark searchers have had little to guide them to the Ark beyond Genesis’ mention of the “mountains of Ararat”. By the middle of the 19th century, archaeologists had identified a 1st-millennium BC kingdom and region of Urartu, contemporaneous with the Assyrian empire and the early kingdoms of Judah and Israel, located in the mountains of present-day Armenia and eastern Turkey. Not until the 19th century was the region settled enough, and welcoming enough for Westerners, to make it possible for significant expeditions to search for the Ark. By the beginning of the 21st century, two main candidates for exploration had emerged: the so-called Ararat anomaly (pictured above) near the main summit of Ararat (an “anomaly” in that it shows on aerial and satellite images as a dark blemish on the snow and ice of the peak), and the separate site at Durupınar near Dogubayazit, 18 miles (29 km) south of the Greater Ararat summit. Here is an interesting article on the most recent discovery of petrified timber purported to be part of one of the walls of the boat.
The mystery: Who was the Beloved Disciple?
One of the biggest mysteries in biblical scholarship concerns the identity of “the disciple whom Jesus loved.” According to the Gospel of John, this was the disciple who leaned on Jesus during the Last Supper, and the only male disciple present at the crucifixion. In addition, John 21:24 implies that the entire Gospel of John is based on this disciple’s memories. Yet, oddly, it never gives his name. The other three gospels don’t give his name either. In fact they never even mention this “Beloved Disciple” (as he is often called). They also say nothing about any disciple leaning on Jesus during the Last Supper or witnessing the crucifixion. Their total silence on the matter only adds to the mystery. A number of scholars have argued that the Beloved Disciple was Lazarus, the brother of Mary and Martha of Bethany, and the man that Jesus raised from the dead. The reason for this is the fact that when the sisters summoned Jesus to help Lazarus, they said: “Lord, the one you love is sick.” Some modern theories even claim that Mary Magdalene was the Beloved Disciple – an idea which would certainly impress Dan Brown. [Source]
The mystery: Who wrote the Gospels?
The gospels are probably the most important part of the New Testament and until the 18th century their authorship was generally not regarded as a mystery. But as modern biblical scholars investigated the history of the four books, they began to question the fact that they were written by Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John. There is much speculation (mostly based on the order of the writing of the books) that the gospels were written by people who know the apostles, but not by the apostles directly. This is a mystery that is unlikely to be solved unless a “master” source document for the common quotes in the gospels is discovered which would explain the anomalies which are spoken of in support of the non-apostolic author theories.
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Bigger mystery:
When will the masses ever realize how stupid the bible is and consequently themselves for believing it's blatant lies?
Oh wait, I solved that mystery.
NEVER
Spoken by someone truly ignorant and misinformed.
@Kik- Oh wow, the irony in your statement is killing me!
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I personally hate religion, and im amazed by how people still believe in this bullcrap…
you could publish tomorrow Top 10 Mysteries Of The Song Of Ice and Fire, it would be much more interesting imho.
I find it amazing that idiots like you are unable to see the greater truth behind the Word of God, and of God Himself. Oh, well. The world is full of non-believers who are wrong in their thoughts about believers. You are just one of millions of LOST SOULS. I'll do you a favor and pray your eyes are opened and your heart is softened so you also can find the peace that passes all understanding. God uses the fools of this world (those YOU believe to be Christians) to confound the wise (Who you wrongly believe to be yourself)
Dumb ass.
Well you’re just a minority 16% so I guess you’ll have to deal with religious people all your life eh? So I guess there’s no use whining… hmm?
Here comes the typical argument…
As expected.. Long and irrelevant comments… Gosh, We need to stop these idiots..!
Isaac Newton spent years trying to crack the Bible Code.
All he needed was a computer!
Mary Magdalene was the Holy Grail…
Mixed feelings about this one – the “Bible code” has largely been discredited as misunderstanding statistical theory (very easy to do, mind you).
One of the notable things about the Noah’s Ark search is that wherever they go, people claim to find evidence (usually petrified wood) that the ark was there – I think that tells us more about the searchers than about Iron Age boats.
Aaaaannndd bring on the religious debates!
Wow.
I had just finished reading through all the amazing the lists for the last week. (I like to save them up and read them all at once, it seems like more this way)
Anyway, had just read the last one and when I went back to the main page, I was so happy to see another one posted. YAY!!!
I dont believe in god or any of that crap but this is very interesting.
you must have created yourself then?dummy!
Dear God,
Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. May your name always be sanctified, Father I pray today to ask that you to touch Dan777's heart in the same that you have touched mine and fill him so fully with the Holy Spirit that he may be convicted of his doubt and to become repentant of his sins and to be saved. Thank you so much Father, In Jesus name this I pray… Amen…
Pray this prayer with sincerely and Give Jesus and God a chance… You will be blessed beyond measure…
“Father, I know that I have broken your laws and my sins have separated me from you. I am truly sorry, and now I want to turn away from my past sinful life toward you. Please forgive me, and help me avoid sinning again. I believe that your son, Jesus Christ died for my sins, was resurrected from the dead, is alive, and hears my prayer. I invite Jesus to become the Lord of my life, to rule and reign in my heart from this day forward. Please send your Holy Spirit to help me obey you, and to do your will for the rest of my life. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.”
God Bless You Dan777
Tyrone
Don't do it! It's a trick!
ITS A TRAP!
if you dont believe then why is 777 in your name? wouldn’t it be 666?
The bible code thing is complete bullsh*t. You can arrange the letters in any books into anything you want given enough time to search though and to make up the keys for codes. Can’t believe people still believe in “bible codes”.
This O_o (I don't know why anybody would want to associate with that letter anymore) doesn't know anything about the Bible codes. The Moby Dick guy didn't prove anything. And it isn't ELS but MELS that is they key. The most prestigious scientific statistics journal in the world among mathematicians gave Rips' submission TRIPLE peer review rigor, THEN they came up with a DIFFERENT set of data to feed through the same process, and finally gave up and threw up their hands and published it.
–The editor felt obligated to preface something like Hey I'm sorry, I didn't believe, I still don't, but what can I do? They win. Judge for yourself…
My favorite is ‘Matthew 5:38-39′ where Jesus admits there was a typo in the old testament.
That was not an admittance of a typo. The old law covenant was no more, Jesus was simply updating the rules one should live by.
hum haven't read the bible ehh. The whole point Jesus was making here was that the law said xyz and the law was perfect, but could only be effectively carried out by a perfect person. The person who was able to fulfill and live by the law was predicted to show the way to the better law. That is what is he is doing in this passage, not as you say correcting a Typo.
This is actually very interesting, but it is not an anomaly. If you notice, all throughout that passage Jesus is repeating OT laws, and then demanding an even greater level of perfection. His attitude towards the law seems to be that it is ok to follow it, but his followers have to renounce the leniency that it allows and live by a higher standard
@O_o (6): I have to admit you are right – Moby Dick predicts some amazing stuff! But I did feel the code should be included because a LOT of people do still believe it. Personally – I don’t.
interesting list, the only subject i have spent serious time thinking about would be the lost tribes. other than that, i think people who spend too much time wondering where noah’s ark is located are the same people who do not understand the the real message of the abrahamic religions…how to live your life and such. you do not need to be a religious person to appreciate the philosophical teachings of jesus, moses, mohammad, ect.
@Kibey (7): I tend to think that is more an extension of the Old Testament rather than declaring an error. I think Jesus is saying that we should not seek revenge for its own sake – but the fact remains that a punishment should be appropriate for its crime (which is what an eye for an eye means).
@robfl (9): I agree – and I think that is why fundamentalists are usually the exact opposite of the message Christ taught. They get so caught up in the minutiae that they forget the whole “peace” thing. Not entirely unlike the pharisees.
And the sign said, “Beware Of Dogma”!
“Cave ab homini unius libri”
My karma just ran over the dogma.
Thanks for this list, JFrater. It’s is utterly compelling to read through these unanswered questions and as a Christian I can say that these mysteries are integral to my faith. I agree with robfl – we shouldn’t dwell on the matters which will, ultimately, lead to no real teaching of value.
It is also fair that the “Bible Code” be included in this list. I think it is nonsense, but as you said, so many people stick to it, so it is only fair to include it.
And I hope we can be civilised about this and not let these comments descend into theological mud-slinging. So far so good anyway
Great list.
Nice list .. Listverse rules
i know where the holy grail is, han solo has it. he used it to heal his father, james bond after he was shot by king richard.
The problem with the Ten Lost Tribes is that they split off at a time before Jews could be said to have existed. Kind of.
The Laws of Moses were actually laid out and integrated into Jewish culture after the kingdom split, with ten tribes on one side and two on the other. The ten lost tribes were carried away by (I think; not bothering to look up right now) the Babylonians, and, in all likelihood, integrated into Babylonian culture after a few centuries at most.
I think it was King Hezekiah that introduced the Laws of Moses into his kingdom, the remaining two tribes. After he did so, the Babylonians came for his people too – but their traditions had gotten so ingrained by the time they were taken that they never came out.
Wow, what a jumble of misinformation.
You need to read more and guess less.
The Law was introduced immediately while still wandering for 40 years.
King Hezekiah re-introduced the Law.
There are no 'Lost Tribes' just as there is no 'Holy Grail'
Genealogies of all of the tribes still exist.
The best and the brightest of Israel were taken to Babylon regardless of tribal origin.
Most from Jerusalem/Judah.
well said, junqstuff
Most of this is ridiculously based on the concept of the bible actually being accurate, that the events even took place and that you have to ignore the mounds of evidence against it or distort the original story to near enough nothing to make it fit.
Why dont we all go on a quest for the enchanted ball point pen? or the rock which was inserted into robin hood on several occassions?
Garden of Eden, noahs arc and the bible code have to be the worst, i often love the lists, but this one…..no sale.
Wow Jono.. It’s all so clear now!!! Thanks you for your insight and wisdom. We’ve all been waiting for some serious input in these comments
Well at least we got 18 comments that avoided this pettiness. Shame.
“The search for the ark has been called a “wild goose chase” by some archaeologists.”
Some? Ha!
Considering the global flood would have changed the geological landscape of the planet, people shouldn’t expect to be able to find the Garden of Eden anyway.
The grail to me is just silly, it has absolutely nothing to do with the bigger picture of the Bible so why people bother with that “mystery” is beyond me. Similarly bible codes are just looking for things between the lines that aren’t there.
Also it’s widely accepted that the beloved apostle was John. Also, “leaning on the bossom” is actually a term that referenced a person being seated at a place of honour at the right hand of the master of the feast.
Think the authorship of the gospels isn’t really a mystery to any Christians
Is it a coincidence that the “Bible code” has April first on it?
Kudos to the writers of the bible, they have a big imagination. Tolkien must be jealous.
I believe the the beloved disciple is Mary Magdalene. Aaaanndd that she was married to Jesus!
I loved this list by the way Jfrater, you are awesome and happy belated birthday.
: )
You must have been one of the missing sponsors?dummy!
What about the apocalypse in the book of revelation?
Thankfully none of these are a mystery to me as I don’t believe in any of it.
However, I did like the list and found the “codes” to be interesting. Some people want to go the extra mile it seems to believe. Cool list, JFrater.
Another good list, JFrater *ducks thrown projectiles from argumental listversers*. I actually found this quite interesting, as although I am not Christian, I am extremely interested in the beliefs that are set out in the Bible, and how they are accepted in today’s world, so things like the Holy Grail, Garden of Eden and Noah’s Ark made for interesting reading in my eyes (although one has to think hard as to who came up with the idea of ‘If we look really hard, we might find some REALLY old wood that won’t have yet degraded over the years and claim it as proof of Noah’s Ark’. That’s a pretty far out idea to come up with…)
And also, if you really look, you can find codes in any book. People only care because it’s the Bible, one of the best-known books of Earth, if not THE best.
Once again, thanks for hunting down and killing my boredom for another day, JFrater.
Ny ~♪
on number 7,
I think it’s kinda funny how when science says that any part of a religion is wrong (like everything in it, science don’t mean squat but when it says that it’s right then oooh.
thats so friggin amazing, now theres no doubt about it.
-_-
This is very interesting… I’m not a religious person, I mean I am a catholic but not devoted to all this religious stuff… I don’t wanna offend anyone with my words but people have to learn that religion is based on what we have been taught by our parents… Later on in life we make our own choice based on what we believe. I don’t care what religion you are, just the person you present yourself to be. Either way let’s not start another heated argument on religion because that is just dumb. State your opinion and try not to offend anyone…
I don't believe what I believe because of my parents. Some people take their education a step further and actually research the bible to learn its mysteries – not like the majority of atheists, evolutionists, or other idiots that believe everything came about in the world by chance. If someone wants to remain ignorant to such things then let them, but I certainly agree they shouldn't try to start arguments when they don't even know what they're talking about.
Speaking as an atheist and a member of several atheist organizations with several hundreds of people, I have to disagree with your statement. Most everyone I know, myself included, has done extensive reading and research when it comes to the Bible. I certainly know more verses than my Christian parents do.
Does anyone else weary of the “I’m intelligent, therefore I don’t believe in god” drek? There is a reason the Bible is discussed and debated among many great minds.
It’s controversial, intriguing, influential, and affects the lives of millions of people around the world. Those who argue against The Bible make wild proclamations about the inability to prove its veracity. Don’t get me wrong, I agree much of it cannot be proven.
The fun comes in when you realize, much of it cannot be disproved either. That’s why these are mysteries. There’s enough evidence, or alleged evidence, that keeps things like this alive. There’s enough to tittilate imaginative, thoughtful, intelligent, and scholarly minds that research and the search carries on.
Fun list. Thanks for it.
(Not that it matters, but before someone gets the notion I’m a “Bible thumper” you could not be more wrong. Typically, I’m universally despised by that ilk)
You cant really disprove there is a magical unicorn watching us from beyond the milky way either. Just because you cant disprove something does not make it any more plausible or likely. Generally lack of evidence for things tend to make them far less likely.
Id you whole heartily disagree with my statement that lack of evidence of something makes it less likely feel free to refute me. I personally love it when cognitive bias and indoctrination make people say things that portray them as a spastic without even knowing it (^.o)
How can “God” not be one of the mysteries? He has no origin, possess super powers, and seems to have disappeared for last 2000 years.
While searching for something else, I found 2 Tim 2:23
“Don’t have anything to do with foolish and stupid arguments, because you know they produce quarrels.”
Immaculate Conception would have been on my list.
Interesting read. Thanks JF.
List time I checked they found Sodom and Gomorrah not to mention that Bible code technique works on any text of sufficient length. If you use the same technique on the lyrics of Ice Ice baby you can predict 9/11 with a great deal more info that using the bible.
I always suspected Vanilla Ice was in Al-Qaeda
I believe that 95% of Christians read the bible methiphorically, which I believe it should. If you use the bible this why then it is great. Its the 5% who literally believe in the bible that worry me. Maybe a list should be compiles for the stories in the bible and what they really mean (to the reader)
And I think 95% of Christians don't read bible and never did.
OOh, my favorite kind of list! I saw something about one of the lost tribes being in Ethiopia, and the descendants had returned to the promised land, which is one of the events predicted for the end of days… interesting. As we say here in Texas during hurricane season… “Ya’ll hunker down!” Haha.. Well, at least I have some mysteries to think about today while I pretend to be working. Thanks!
Extremely interesting list. Love it!
I see a lot of posturing by atheists and agnostics…
…and a lot of personal attacks by Christians.
What I don’t see is any proof whatsoever by any Christians regarding a single tenet of their faith. (Not to mention any of the mysteries on this list.)
So while being an obnoxious atheist may not be all one should aspire to, if that’s my only choice over believing utter bull$h!t then sign me up.
I find it funny how every Sunday morning Christians get together with a very narrow segment of people who look and act exactly like them to pay lip service to the idea of love and respect for all of humanity. Especially the ones they shun or go to war and murder simply because they don’t worship exactly as they do.
Last time I checked it wasn't the Christians who murder senselessly. And I mean true believers, not some wacko who claims the name.
Ask a specific question and you will get a specific answer.
This is a list for fun and doesn't really deal with the major, (or minor) tenets of Christianity.
As for the list, some are lost in history, a few are myths that Christians don't believe, and are not even mentioned in the Bible.
I am consistently amazed at folks who can't possibly know even 1% of accumulated knowledge and yet dismiss the Bible as "utter B.S.".
When it comes to the question of “proof” I always feel compelled to ask the person what “proof” they would accept? Rarely do I actually get an answer.
That said, if one cannot look at the entire universe and see evidence of a creator, they’re hardly going to accept anything more miraculous such as God Himself showing up or performing some kind of miracle.
Main reason being that everyone starts with a philosophical bias, and we’ll interpret whatever evidence we see in light of it. If presented with contrary evidence, we’ll revert to a rescuing device to explain away this evidence according to our bias.
Someone mentioned Christians reading the Bible metaphorically. In all honesty, if you read the entire Bible metaphorically, there’s no real point being a Christian as you essentially allegorise the entire reason for being a Christian in the first place. E.g, if Genesis isn’t literal history, there was no Adam & Eve, there was no original sin, there’s no atonement for sins and therefore no reason for Jesus. If there’s no reason for Jesus, there’s no reason to follow Him.
Great list. It’s interesting that so many of the mysteries ask where something mentioned in the Bible is.
Of course, now a bunch of idiots who think they know everything will come on here saying all Christians are retarded while the Christians bash Frater. Then the idiots will start bashing the Christians because they aren’t as “enlightened” as they are. Not all atheists are like that, of course.
Note: I’m not Christian, but I am sick of everyone thinking they’re better than them because they “don’t believe in a bunch of stupid stories”. Grow up.
They are mysteries, because they are all fairy tales.
I. Could. Not. Care. Less.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to talk to the pixies that live at the bottom of my garden.
I don’t believe in God or Devils or anything much supernatural at all. That doesn’t stop me from realizing that the bible is a useful historical text. Much in the Bible has already been proven (Jesus’ existence for one), the trick is to separate the metaphorical and the natural human trait to embellish and exaggerate for effect (adding multi-headed beasts etc – gotta keep the audience enthralled eh?) from the facts. Always fascinating when that kernel of truth is proved.
Should cause about 60 fits for some of those “fundementalist Christians” (the kind that pack guns and live in compounds) if they ever prove that Eden actually was in Ethiopia. Means that Adam and Eve were black. (Of course if there was an Adam and Eve, they would be black – the cradle of humanity is in Africa after all)
sweet list …..good job man.
Great list Jamie. I love the bible lists- partially because I like seeing the non-believers become as self righteous as the much maligned brain washed believers.
insert caveat: not a Christian. I actually grew up on an Ashram and my only bible education came from the illustrated books at the dentist. I’m with 32 vtenebrae- I love the mystery. And the religious/faithful don’t exactly have a monopoly on hypocrisy, warmongering or any of the other horrible human failings the atheistic like to accuse them of. Sure religion has stirred countless conflicts and launched its share of wars but so has greed, hubris and lust for power- qualities that lurk within every human heart regardless of whether we bow to a higher power or not.
@41 I find the juxtaposition of “proof” and “faith” to be… well, interesting
@Stizzy
Here’s anice video about what would count as evidence:
I’m a Christian, and would like to clear things up.
The Bible mentions nothing about the Holy Grail, I find the belief to be rather preposterous.
I find most of the Bible to be literally true, except of course Parables.
Most Christians are idiots, of course, they’re cruel, unloving, hypocritical, and make me ashamed to call myself one
Christianity should not be a religion, it should be a relationship with God
How can you say God stopped existing for 2,000 years? Would you not call what happened to Rome rather terrible? And mostly due to their own debauchery.
Very interesting list. I know I’ve seen number eight before, where have I seen it…
@the sea captain (50): You believe the world to be 6000 years old? and that Adam and Eve were created from dust? None of the Christians I know believe any of that.
And Rome seems in pretty good shape today.
@get a clue (41): Hey there “get a clue”, just wanted to say stop stereotyping. I am a Christian. I believe in evolution. I believe in a metaphorical interpretation of most Biblical events. I believe in gay rights. I do not believe in war. I am not here to push my beliefs upon you. I am not some goody-goody stuck up prick who thinks I am more righteous than thou. Some Christians are offended and intimidated by things like swear words and open-mindedness. Me, I don’t even give a *****. My peeve isn’t that your views are different than mine, but that you lumped me into the same category with backwater fundy idiots. I have come to find that a majority of atheists to be infinitely more narrow minded than myself or a lot of my Christian friends. This includes you. I am very liberal, a proud Democrat, not in the least bit racist (yes I’m white, go figure), have many gay friends who I am in no way intolerant of, and various other things that break free of your stereotypical mold. And wait… I’m intelligent, too! Holy crap! Look at that education GO!!
You want me to be a bad guy, like “all” Christians, so you may be justified in your attack. You don’t believe in God? I don’t care. It’s your belief, not mine, and who am I to change that? Truth is, I cannot prove what I believe. I have my reasons, but typing them on here would in no way change your mind, but it’s not like that was my mission anyway. I have personal reasons for believing, and you have yours for not. I cannot prove I’m right about my choice of religion anymore than anybody else can. Therefore, as far as I’m concerned, everybody is right, or else nobody is, myself included. I will not push beliefs on someone when the only reasons I’ve got only make sense to me.
So, stop stereotyping, because I’m nothing like what you would like me to be. As a former arrogant atheist, I can tell you this: Whether you are supporting or attacking religion, you are still letting God rule your life.
Fin.
Ps- Excellent list, I enjoy the religious themed ones. Do more like this one, JFrater
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@the sea captain (50): How can you say God stopped existing for 2,000 years?
He just stopped keeping score
youtube.com/watch?v=6b2ZXKX9NSY
religion is a crutch for the weak-minded
Hey. I have the Holy Grail. You could have it if it weren’t for the fact that every time I try to give it away, the other person is instantly turned to ash and it comes back to me under its own power, shouting, “YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE.” One time, a guy tried to steal it and he was horribly incinerated by white-robed giants that shot blue flames from their eyes.
(sigh)
It’s not that I have a bad attitude – some things are ok. Like when I fill it with tap water, it turns into beer. And I win almost every contest I enter. I find money in parking lots like crazy – I quit my job last year because I every time I need something, I just ask it and POOF!
But now I’m just a fat drunk with a bunch of Ferraris.
(33)- Exactly what I thought.
Who were the Nephalim? If they were Sons of Angels who slept with humans, do “super-humans” like Hercules, etc., seem so far-fetched?