The Scythians were a nomadic tribe that dominated the steppes for nearly five hundred years (From the 8th to approximately the 3rd Centuries BC). The Scythians spoke a tongue from the Northeastern Iranian language family. The Scythians were renowned for their ability to shoot their arrows with deadly accuracy from horseback. This talent astounded their neighbors, who referred to them as the “horse-bowmen.” The greatest amount of territory under Scythian influence extended west to east from Ukraine to an area of Siberia just above Mongolia. Scythians settled as far west as what is now modern-day Romania and Hungary and appeared in what is now modern-day Iran just as the Assyrians and Medes were battling for supremacy in the Near-East.
The Assyrians attempted to imitate the grandeur of the Babylonians, but their despotic rule was held together by the might of their army and the terror of their secret agents. The Scythians displaced and drove another steppe tribe, the Cimmerians, toward Assyrian territory. These Cimmerians created havoc for the Assyrian army, who had great difficulty reacting to the raids of these swiftly moving horsemen. The increasing encroachment of the Cimmerians weakened the Assyrians and provided their vassals with opportunity to rebel. Egypt expelled the Assyrians and regained it independence. Ashurbanipal, king of Assyria, panicked at his contracting frontiers and sacked Babylon and destroyed Susa in an attempt to terrorize his remaining peoples into submission. Meanwhile, in the wake of the Cimmerians, the Scythians were provided with increasingly tempting opportunities to raid Assyria. They surged into the Middle East, overwhelming the Assyrian infantry with their speed and firepower. The Babylonians and Medes formed an alliance, and with the mercenary aid of the Scythians, shattered the Assyrian Empire.
The full-bearded Scythians wore tall pointed caps, long coats clasped around their waists by a belt, and pants tucked into their boots. The wealthier warriors had iron scales sewn to leather as jackets, while the average Scythian relied on their round oblong wicker shields draped in leather for protection.
The primary weapon of the Scythians was their short composite bow, which could fire an arrow up to eighty yards. When they hunted birds, the Scythians used a fine arrowhead, as they aimed for the eyes. When they shot at other warriors, however, the Scythians used barbed arrowheads designed to tear a wound open on the way out. They also brewed their own poisons for their arrow tips, a mixture of snake venom, putrefied human blood, and, to hasten infection, dung. The secondary weapons of the Scythians were the sagaris, a curved battle-axe, and the akinakes, a curved short-sword.
The Scythians’ culture may have disappeared long ago, but their burial mounds remain. These kurhans were built as repositories for the great Scythian chieftains and kings. Atop these strange mounds stood crudely carved stone figures, guarding the bodies and possessions of the deceased interned within. The largest of these kurhans are the height of a six-story building and are more than ninety metres across. The mounds were not just piles of dirt or refuse, but were actually layers of sod to provide grazing in the afterlife for the many horses buried along with the deceased.
As mentioned in the previous item, the burial of Scythian nobility was quite elaborate. In one kurhan uncovered in 1898, archaeologists found 400 horses arrayed in a geometric pattern around the body of the slain warrior. It was not only horses who were slaughtered, but consorts and retainers also had the dubious honor of joining their lord in the afterlife. Herodotus reported that mourners would pierce their left hands with arrows, slash their arms, and cut off portions of their ears in demonstration of their sorrow. A year following the burial, 50 horses and 50 slaves were killed, gutted, stuffed, and impaled on posts around the kurhan. The horses stood upright, mounted by the dead slaves, ghastly sentinels guarding the tomb of their slain lord.
Before the Scythians can be dismissed as blood-thirsty barbarians, one really needs to see their elaborate golden artwork. Scythian gold came from the Altai district and from frequent raids on Greek and Persian cities. Gold was sewn into their garments in the form of plates, fashioned into belts, broaches, necklaces, torques, scabbards, helmets, earrings, and ornaments, and worked into their weapons. The Scythians had an eye for design, especially depictions of griffins, lions, wolves, stags, leopards, eagles and – the Scythians’ favourite motif – animals in deadly combat. The historian, William Montgomery McGovern, claimed, “From the mass of evidence now before us, it seems highly probably that this Scytho-Sarmatian animal style spread to all parts of the ancient world and had an important effect not only upon European art but upon the art of ancient China.”
Herodotus testified that the Scythians wore tattoos as a sign of their nobility. A Scythian without tattoos showed that he was of low station. The existence of Scythian tattoos was confirmed in 1948, when a Russian archaeologist uncovered the frozen body of a Scythian chieftain. His tattoos included stylized images of a stag and a ram on his right arm, two griffins on his chest, and a fish on his right leg. These findings were seen by some experts as further evidence that fanciful Scythian depictions of wild animals had influenced the art of China, Persia, India, and Eastern Europe.
After battle, Scythian warriors would drink the blood of the first enemy he had killed. With the bloody taste still in his mouth, the Scythian would decapitate the corpses of his slain enemies to use as grisly vouchers in the distribution of booty. Only warriors who presented the heads of their slain enemies would receive their share from the chieftain or king. After receiving his share, a warrior would take the scalps from his collection of heads as a lurid inventory of martial prowess. The scalps were affixed to their bridles and clothing and even sewn into cloaks. The skulls of the strongest, most respected, enemies were cut, gilded with gold, and made into wine goblets. Scythians also used the skin from their victims’ limbs as covers for the quivers that hung on the right side of their belts.
The Scythians were fond of marijuana and were responsible for bringing it from Central Asia to Egypt and Eastern Europe. In one Scythian grave, archaeologists found a skull with three small holes drilled into it – probably to ease swelling. Beside the skull, the archaeologists found a cache of marijuana, ostensibly to relieve the man’s headache in the next life. From Herodotus comes what is, in all likelihood, the most ancient description of hotboxing: “After the burial . . . they set up three poles leaning together to a point and cover them with woolen mats . . . They make a pit in the centre beneath the poles and throw red-hot stones into it . . . they take the seed of the hemp and creeping under the mats they throw it on the red-hot stones, and being thrown, it smolders and sends forth so much steam that no Greek vapour-bath could surpass it. The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapour-bath.”
Herodotus relates the tale of a clash between Scythians and Amazons near the Sea of Azov. When the Scythians learned that their fierce opponents were, in fact, women, they sent their most virile warriors to woo, rather than war, these female warriors. Somehow, the Amazons were seduced by the charms of the wily Scythians. They were, however, unwilling to be the brides of their Scythian lovers, turning their nose up at the domestic role that Scythian wives were relegated to. Eventually, according to the tale, the two groups formed a joint tribe.
There is likely little truth to this tale, but archaeologists have recently found the remains of a number of well-armed Scythian women. In all likelihood, this means that Scythian society saw a place for female warriors.
In 513 BC The Scythians were attacked by Darius the Great, who raised a force of 700,000 men to put an end to their bothersome raids into his territory. Taking advantage of the vast steppe, the Scythians merely retreated when the Persians advanced and advanced when the Persians retreated. The Scythian scouts milled about, striking from a distance if any of the Persians ever had the misfortune of breaking formation or exposing a flank. Herodotus reports that, at one point, both sides had drawn up battle lines when a loud whooping arose from among the Scythian warriors. The Scythian horsemen suddenly broke their battle line and galloped impulsively after a hare. “These fellows have a hearty contempt for us,” Darius is reported to have muttered to an aide. Running low on food and morale, Darius eventually withdrew his army.






























@El the erf (47): I dont know but all those ” this is so ….-centric” jokes really tick me off. People will always say this is too western centric. And thats in part true because well its a site that is mostly directed toward the western culture. But all the jokes and sarcasm- well i got bored of them. But thats just me.
. The exam that i just had to take isnt about being prepared. The prof really likes giving strange problems so you really sit there and you’re thinking and its measure theory- a really abstract thing. So all the problem might be related to a very small thing and if you miss it well its over. But i enjoy exams-the competion and the commitment to really study hard something that may not be easy but it is interesting. I really dont want to be in your shoes or in my prof’s shoes. There were 2 guys and they have to always move around in an amphi of about 200 students. And i must be so boring too. Plus you dont get any adrenaline rush no victory moments no dissapointments:))). Well i feel sorry for you.
@Firefly (48): Well i hope u get better
Why most of these stories are so violent:). Now i can only remember folk stories that are either violent of very weird:p. But it was a nice story. I hope you’ve got more:)
I will admit I had never heard of the Scythians before today – which is why I find this list fascinating. Really good stuff – thanks Scratch.
This list was awesome. It has been a while since every item on a list has taught me something new. More lists like this one!
Exceptional list, Scratch. I really enjoyed it.
@Arsnl (61): I dont know but all those ” this is so ….-centric” jokes really tick me off… all the jokes and sarcasm- well i got bored of them.
Perhaps, but then you get a brilliantly crafted gem like buc’s (33), and that makes life worth living again.
@ames801 (50): Considering I knew 0 facts about the Scythians I found this interesting.
My take-away from all of this is that the Scythians have a potato salad recipe to die for.
@Arsnl (61):
So then this is a ‘too centric’ centric list?
@Maggot (64):
Especially if they mix it with the aforementioned ingredients. I like mine with mayo, but never tried putrified blood.
@bucslim (65): You KNOW someone is going to drop a BAJ reference in there now, don’t you?
Yeah, proably, but I wasn’t going to be the one this time. I get blamed for a lot of that stuff when it really isn’t me. Just like I get blamed for a lot of stuff in real life even though it isn’t my fault. Like that time I got caught lubricating a dead goat in the janitor’s closet in High School. I swear I was just going to get some cleaning products and the goat was in there before I got there and the grease gun exploded. But no one believed me.
@bucslim (33):
That was funny it reminded me of the list of overused words of 2009 floating around the Internet:
Maverick
From Wall Street to Main Street
Desperate search
monkey, when used as a suffix
game-changing
carbon footprint or carbon offsetting
green
bailout
First Dude
icon or iconic
staycation
not so much
it’s that time of year again
And of course Scythians
Nice list Scratch, I really enjoyed it.
This is why I visit Listverse every day. I knew nothing about Scythians before reading the list. Now I know 10 things. I…learned something today.
@Blogball (68):
Yeah, I should probably stop acting like such a horse’s ass and tell Scratch I enjoyed his/her/its list. I know how hard these are to write and he/she/it did a nice job. He/she/it should be proud, seriously.
@deeeziner (59):
Seriously? I thought that’s what those things were made for, filling up brass containers.
(sorry about using ‘seriously’ in sequential order to different people. I just noticed that – but they had different meanings within the context of what I was saying. The first being an honest attempt at being sincere, the second was more like being shocked about the description of deeeziner’s description of her heaving breasts)
(and sorry about using the word description twice within the same sentence)
(I’m done now)
(with the parenthesis, that is, not commenting in general)
Hey guys – I am back. Thanks to Cyn and Mom424 for handling that troll attack in my absence. I will be keeping a closer eye on things now that I have returned. It is good to be back!
@Maggot (64): Hey dont get me wrong. Buc is really funny. I still remember his monologue from the list with defensive driving. Of course he made funny connection: one could expand- top 10 scythian tricks to improve your ***** life or top 10 scythian knots or top 10 scythian gods that were granfathers of their own kids or fastest scythian networks. i just got tired of “centric” jokes. But i did say its just me.
Jokes are a matter of gusto. Some may like them others may not. And others may just get bored by them. Let him say his jokes and let me make my remarks
@bucslim (65): Buc im not going to talk centricity to you. My centric views are personal and i dont share them with just anyone. Im sorry. Back off :-p
Centricity is relative. You may think you’re in the enter of things but i for a fact know that i’m in the center.
But seriously now you know its stupid to think one can make a list that would please everybody. I guess u make these jokes
1) cuz u find it funny
2) cuz you want to annoy people that say that a list is too us-centric
3) look im using bullets.
If your case is #1 well more power to you but you know you its not wise to repeat a good joke
If its #2 well its not possible to make a list that doesnt say something about the person that wrote it. And that person has cultural connections to the society he lives in and he will reflect it in that list. But let everybody express their regret that such a thing happens. Even though they ignore that they will fall in the same trap.
If its #3 well you’re like me. You love bullets.
Ps i do feel stupid on making elaborate (well that seems the case for me) comments on how funny a person is. One should either cheer of boo like In a stand up.
Thanks all
@bucslim (70):
Heaving breasts. Yup, that’s fantastic.
Seriously, thanks. You’re still wrong about the 80s Scythian music, though.
@Blogball (68): you forgot stimulus package and app ( is there an app that can stop people from using the word app- not my joke but iFound it funny).
@Arsnl (72):
Well played.
@Scratch (73):
snicker snicker
@bucslim (67): the goat was in there before I got there and the grease gun exploded. But no one believed me.
I believe you, man. Just before you arrived, I thought that looked like Randall slinking away with a look of frustration and disappointment on his face (as well as some stray goat hair and a bit of “lubricant”).
@Maggot (76):
“…Just before you arrived, I thought that looked like Randall slinking away with a look of frustration and disappointment on his face…”
I resent the implication being made here, that I couldn’t make it with a goat.
You know, just MAYBE the goat wouldn’t quit squirming… and just MAYBE that was kinda off-putting. And just MAYBE some people don’t work well with an unwilling partner.
Not that I’m admitting ANYTHING.
Oh, and Frank Gorshin was totally a Scythian. Cesar Romero was not, though.
If the goat was cashmere you have no excuse
@Randall (77): Oh, and Frank Gorshin was totally a Scythian. Cesar Romero was not, though.
I recall hearing that Ricardo Montalbán (a former Scythian) rejected the Scythians’ offer to be a spokesperson for their leather products in favor of signing with the inferior Corinthians. This eventually led to the demise of the Scythian leather industry. Those bastard Corinthians.
@Maggot (79):
Well, to be fair, the Scythians started making columns in order to undercut the Corinthian monopoly. Trouble was, they wouldn’t sell—being made exclusively of human heads and femurs. Architectural Digest and Town and Country just never bought into that.
I’d like to take a moment to apologize or say I’m sorry or some other sort of regretful statement to Scratch for leading the conversation in this direction. What with all the nincompoopery and grabassery after my initial comment about the list being too Scythianistical. Some time ago someone mentioned something about getting off topic in the comments section and I went all ‘bucslim’ on them about not giving a rat’s hoo-haa about where the comments went.
I see now they had a point, because now I have to try to erase the mental picture of Randall trying to squeeze himself into a cud chewing cloven hooffer. There’s some things in my life I would like to forget, but that comment by Maggot might just send me back to therapy.
. . . .
Ahhh screw it, I just wanted to say ‘nincompoopery.’
@bucslim (81): Randall and a goat….Now that I have that,/i> image in my head…
You owe me a new keyboard and pair of britches.
was Burgess Meredith half Scythian?
dang it! Stupid italics.
Carry on.
@oouchan (82): You owe me a new keyboard and pair of britches
What was your keyboard doing in your britches?
@Maggot (85): You’re just jealous of the keyboard. It’s ok.
Damn, I go to class for a few hours and I have this to greet me. You know those kinds of things that make you laugh out loud but also inwardly cringe? Prime example. My applause gentlemen, I’ll be in background again if you need me.
@bucslim (81): i know what you mean. I just had to urge to scream out loud sean connery.
This list makes me want to learn more.
@Kay (89): This list makes me want to learn more.
These comments make me want to learn LESS…particularly in the field of goat lubrication.
Speaking of goat lubrication… It’s interesting how a list of Interesting Facts about the Scythians brings about conversations of goat lubrication. Perhaps that could be the bonus item?
Sean Connery is a Scythian; the goat was not.
@Randall (91): the goat was not.
Well, not after YOU got through with it.
nice…
@Olé (56)
very muchly,
I would like to read about them. (the South African Boere) I enjoy expanding my knowledge of the weird and wonderful and like gabi319 i do not feel the need to expand my knowledge of lubricants, goat or otherwise!
Although I did enjoy the list Scratch, well done!
Randall’s hands.
http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/animals/assets/my_neighbour_the_old_goat.jpg
@Blogball (95): That is AWESOME
@Blogball (95): Hilarious!
However, the goat looks like it wanted it. o.O
Damn didn’t even know these dudes existed. Great list. Nice to see JF is back.
That’s great. Whatever dung picasso paints, people will lap it up. They just have to go with the tide, don’t they??
Great list! Welcome back JF! The only question now is…..who would win in a fight between the scythians and mongols? Or huns for that matter.
i like this list. thanks for deleting beethoven’s comments
@reruns dance (100): “who would win in a fight between the scythians and mongols?”
Does not matter, Anderson Silva would kick all their asses
@oouchan (97): the goat looks like it wanted it.
I hate goats that play hard to get. Damn teases…
@ Arsnl 61: Oh don’t feel sorry for us. It’s fun to correct exams – you get the most interesting and sometimes just bloody hialrious answers. I have loads more stories – that’s part of one of the subjects I teach.
And can people stop using the word ‘lubricant’ (or variations of it) – it’s far too early for that kind of talk.
@Firefly (105): Do you find funny bloopers?? Well maybe cuz its possible to make them. When one has to write essays errors can easily slip in but ilagine the poor guy that has to look at math papers. He really cant say to his friends when he goes out “look ive been looking in this student’s paper and he really mixed up his differential equation. He confused the time variable with the space variable. Oh that was so funny…”. If you have other interesting tales do share them. Do you also *****yse them for their meaning and so on??
@ Arsnl: oh yeah! I suppose with maths it would be hard to make funny mistakes. With my subjects (archaeology, Irish culture and customer services) people write all kinds of crazy stuff. There was this one student I had, I swear he was making it up as he went along. I was nearly crying I was laughing so much. I don’t make a point of laughing at my students but this guy was about 2 years older than me and had a degree in history. I found that hard to believe.
How about Setanta? The young boy who killed a hound by hitting a ball so hard it went down its throat. Or the Morrigan, the goddess of battle and death who collects the souls of fallen warriors. And for some reason there’s a bunch of stories about enchanted butter. It talks. That’s right, talking butter.
Is the Grim Reaper a Scythian?
ohh thats mean. i remember having to right a essay in french. and i wrote ‘il faut faire proprement’. in my head it sounded good ‘it has to be done properly’ but proprement in french is more used like doing it cleanly like in terms of something being not dirty and the prof just said that mistake in front of the class. it was so embarrassing:-) i hope you’re not as mean. but some mistakes my colleagues were pretty funny (descartes was known for inventing a time machine:-) ).
what did it say??
i got this story. a guy had to make a church and everytime he managed to built the walls it would collapse. he prays to god and he gets a vision that tells him to built his own beloved wife in the walls. he does it and it breaks his heart and when the construction ends the prince that order the church is so amazed that he orders the ladders to be taken down while the architect and the people that worked there were still on the roof. so they being blocked they wings out of shingles but they all fall to their death and where the arhitect fell a spring bursted. its interesting to see all the layers here: one must give up all that is precious to him in order to complete his creation; also the mix between church/divinity/christianity and the killing of a person. it does resemble deadalus and icarus but its different.
but enchanted butter. wow. sounds like something julia child would make up(just saw the movie a couple of days ago). talking butter. thats the funniest thing ill hear today
@General Tits Von Chodehoffen (102):
I’m quite certain that Anderson Silva is a Scythian.
Akinakes was not curved!! Akinakes was a short straight sword.
@nekrokamper (110):
You’re right. My mistake.
Im supprised they didnt just ***** up them amazon women lol
Wow, never seen a brave clan of warriors before, I mean THAT brave
Vernon Koekemoer is also Scythian
don’t even think that.
Because the Scythian’s were an mixture the altaic populations, and later became Slavs they were custom to ride an hordes, the sacred horse, the nomadic way of life on the big steppe. The big steppe is only Russian landscape.
Ths Scythians were an mixture between europeans, iranians and altaic populations, the Cimmerians were the first "Golden Horde" the later contancs with mongolian population give to these people the custom to ride an hordes, the sacred horse, the nomadic way of life on the big steppe, these ancient europeans were fathers of many cultural issues and become one of the most importatn peoples on history, the sarmathians are from the same stock (Sarmathian means "Dark Hair" on the older scythian language), the last ethnically Scythians still lives: The Ossethians who descend from Alans a Sarmathian tribe, their language have many archaics forms of the older scythian language (today a dead language), the scythians called "dark haired" to sarmathians because the prescence of altaic and another peoples betweed them, even iranians…what a people!!! their art style trascend during iron age from haungarian plains to the gates of China ….
I heard the Scythian had forbidden their women to ride them horses because that used to make them feel “too good”.
heyy umm whoo discovered the cheif???
Yes there should realize the opportunity to RSS commentary, quite simply, CMS is another on the blog.
it would have been fascinating to know what finally became of them.
Everyone knows they are the roots of Russian people.
http://books.google.ru/books?id=aaGCbuuajFAC&pg=PA74&lpg=PA74&dq=The+Alans+in+Gaul&source=bl&ots=0w4CLTvBn-&sig=OL4JP_8LStL22kiqWEJVMKrVJkc&hl=ru&sa=X&ei=LgSLT8L3AYuXOu3qkMQJ&ved=0CC8Q6AEwBA#v=onepage&q=The%20Alans%20in%20Gaul&f=true
About postscythian people’s