Casinos are a psychological minefield. Their architectural design, as well as everything in it, has a methodical function devised to keep you, the player, inside spending your money. Some tactics they use are as conspicuous as the nose on your face, while others are guile and subtle. However, they all play on the players’ psyche and make them feel comfortable, wanted, and most of all, optimistic. Following are ten maneuvers casinos use that keep them rolling in our money.
It’s surprising that a lot of people really don’t wear watches. Casinos know this and aren’t about to assist people in keeping them punctual. It’s a fact that when someone is engaged in an activity time seemingly drifts by at a faster pace for them, and you will rarely see humans more engaged than in a casino. Whether it be at a slot machine, table game, or poker table, most are in a trance-like state while chasing their dreams. With no clocks adorning casino walls it is not difficult to simply let time slip away deep into the night without a care in the world. Don’t expect to get the time from dealers either since they are told not to wear watches for this very reason.
Day melds into night and night into day and schedules dissolve into nothingness. Add that to the fact that if you’re in a casino you are most likely on vacation, and that contributes to the indifferent attitude you may have about sticking to your standard routine and spend more time than you had planned repeatedly slapping dollar bills down. Some casinos, likes those in the UK, have passed laws saying that players must be aware of how much time they have spent gambling, and the casino must encourage taking breaks from playing.
In most casinos there may be windows near the entrance or exit, but once you get inside the belly of the beast you will be hard up to see any. This tactic goes hand-in-hand with having no clocks. When they get you in, they don’t want you to have any inkling of what is occurring in the outside world. If you were to see it getting dark outside, or even getting light with the dawn, your internal clock would kick in and tell you it’s time to move on and do something else, like go to sleep. However, this will tear you away from gambling and the casino can’t have that. In addition, they don’t want you to see anything remotely interesting happening outside. If you’re playing in a casino on the Las Vegas strip, there is enough visual stimulation outside to draw anyone’s eye to it. Therefore, the casino you are in will do its best to make that outside world nonexistent.
A casino is a cacophony of wonderful and alluring stimulation: bells ringing, siren-like lights flashing, change clanging, slot wheels whirring, digital sounds beeping – it’s all captivating. Why is it captivating? Because it’s non-verbal communication saying, “Win! Win! Win!”. It gives the impression that everyone is indeed winning when, in reality, most are losing.
However, even as these people are losing, whatever machine they are on is still blaring out festive, euphoric sounds. It makes people want to get in on the action and become part of the winning as well. It’s such a happy place, how can I lose?! Everything is slick, burnished, and gleaming with a hypnotic draw to it. On some level, everyone, regardless if they are a big or small bettor, is attracted to these ostentatious displays of excess and flamboyance.
Ever notice how the lighting in a casino is low and mellow? This is to give it a homey, friendly feel, kind of like sitting on your couch in your living room at home – and who wants to get off of their comfortable couch? Harsh lighting can be grating to the eyes, but a more subdued motif allows gamblers to settle in, kick back, and enjoy themselves while feeling safe, secure, and cozy.
Also, the carpeting in casinos isn’t just picked out randomly. Many may say that the patterns and designs on these carpets are downright tacky, with colorful swirls, lines, and splashes being the norm. However, to the human brain they are mesmerizing, welcoming and pleasing to the eye. In addition, the color of the walls is often times red which studies say evokes a safe, comfortable feeling.
And like shopping malls and stores, the soundtracks played at casinos are always soft, easing, and mollifying which helps get the gambler in the trance-like state that is desired.
Related to this category is the cleanliness of casinos. Any reputable one will be spotless with no clutter or waste in sight. Workers continually sweep and pick up after players which makes them feel somewhat pampered and catered to, as well as gives them a pleasing environment in which they want to stay.
If you want to use the restroom, get something to eat, or cash out your chips, you must burrow yourself deeper into the bowels of the casino. Often, these services are wedged as far back as possible. This is a last-ditch effort to keep you inside since you have to walk through the whole place again and pass all of those tempting machines and tables. You have just cashed in your winnings and perhaps you may want to try your luck one last time before leaving. It’s the same principle stores use in hopes of getting a customer to make that last impulse buy during that long walk to the exit.
In larger casino/hotels, the casino is buried deep inside the building itself. Taking various escalators, stairs, etc. is the only way to get to and from it and is one way to keep you on the property.
Next to actually winning, nothing gets your adrenaline pumping like nearly winning and the realization that you almost took money from the casino. But if casinos gave out money to everyone who almost won, they would be broke after one day. Every game, whether it be a table or machine, is designed to payout small wins in the short run, but eventually take more from you in the long run. Slot machines constantly make small payouts while perpetually being one cherry or star away from the big jackpot. Players always win hands at blackjack which gives them the impression that the game is winnable, but the house edge is always grinding away at their bankroll and their money slowly dissipates.
Other games give the gambler a feeling of “control” such as craps or keno. Here, the player has a direct influence on the outcome, such as throwing the dice or picking their own numbers. This is yet another ploy that gives the player a false sense that they can beat a game and therefore will cause them to play longer.
Basically, players overestimate their chances and probability of winning. Near wins are what essentially keep casinos in business. Giving players a taste of winning will almost always guarantee that they visit again.
Free or reduced services, otherwise known as comps, are another lifeblood of the casino. Players will often receive coupons for free meals, buffets, shows, etc., or point cards which enable them to win other prizes in order to get them to keep coming back. It makes them feel important, even if they are low rollers and don’t gamble substantial sums of money. Even if they lose, they still feel as if they have gained something and are more likely to return. They are important to the casinos because the vast majority of money made comes from these smaller gamblers, so their business is even more coveted than the high rollers’.
Are they simply being good hosts to their patrons? Not really. It’s all calculated to keep them there so they play more and longer. Whatever casinos give out in comps, they make back hundreds-fold from the same people. It’s sort of like persuading a child to behave well in exchange for a cheap toy.
This could have gone under the freebies category but deserves to be discussed independently. It’s as obvious and transparent a trick as freebies but may be the most powerful. Free drinks work on a couple of levels. First, they’re FREE. Unless you’re a teetotaler, who doesn’t love free drinks? Cocktail waitresses swarm the casino floor, their trays full of various drinks at all times. It’s no secret why this would keep a player put, satisfied, and feeling cheerful.
Next, alcohol makes even smart players sloppy. If you’re a player who uses basic strategy in blackjack, alcohol will slow your brain therefore corrupting your ability to make the proper decisions. Gamblers will also become more liberal with their money if buzzed or drunk, throwing their chips around like they’re nothing more than the pieces of clay that they are. To many, sucking down free drinks while playing enjoyable games is pretty much as good as it gets.
Although small bettors are important, casinos surely want to keep the high rollers as well. Those fortunate enough to win big are treated like kings. They basically make these players offers they cannot refuse, from free suites to extravagant, special treatment. The longer a big winner lingers inside the casino/hotel, the more money they will inevitably spend there. The casino may lose money giving away a free suite or room, but by keeping that person there they can make it back in the casino; the house edge ensures that.
Players feel like they are treated like royalty because they are important, yet it’s their MONEY that is important. In addition to keeping the money there, casinos are also gaining free advertising and marketing when other high rollers learn how they will be treated at that particular establishment. Pandering to big winners is so crucial for casinos that a large part of their resources, from VIP hosts to limousines, is dedicated to it.
Casinos are essentially giant mazes that are intentionally set up for you to literally get lost in. A sea of machines and tables create obstacles and barriers that keep the player from leaving. There is no logical arrangement; a bank of slot machines may be in one location, then another bank of the exact same machines will be 200 feet away. Confusion is the end result. You know the exit was near the video poker machines, but which set of video poker machines?
Nooks and crannies abound with various twists and turns. This plays on the common mental error people make when they mistakenly believe that if they walk in along a certain path, they can easily turn around and walk out the same way. However, the path leading out is unfamiliar because visually it is completely different. The tall slot machines which make up most of the floor layout also hinder people from seeing far which further disorients them. Moreover, more modern casinos have lower ceilings which prevent someone from seeing any landmarks on the walls or ceiling in the distance that may help orient them, but instead keep them hemmed in. For many, especially those who have been imbibing alcohol, finding their way out is like participating in one, large, interactive brain teaser.
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February 9th, 2010 at 1:33 am
Not that interesting for me, but anyways…a good piece of work.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:35 am
pertamax
February 9th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Bastards.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:38 am
Sorry,after going through the list again( ‘coz I’m not interested in casinos and similar stuff)- IT IS AWESOME!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:44 am
Interesting list, I get the feeling the author isn’t the biggest fan of casinos.
I have been in a casino just once (I know, I’m boring) but to me it was one of the saddest places I have seen. People (the majority senior citizens) sat there with blank looks, just pulling slot machine levers. I don’t have the urge to visit another ever again.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:45 am
Really good list, read every word
February 9th, 2010 at 1:47 am
I once spent 12 hours in a casino without spending one dime. At that time, it was the most fun day i had in ages. It was surprising that a “Manager” of the casino checked on me after the initial few hours to see my interest areas and offered me a complimentary room for the night (after i refused drinks, being a teetotaler).
In summary, an evening of entertainment and a free hotel stay for ZERO cost (actually, dinner at $15!)
February 9th, 2010 at 1:48 am
Very cool list. Everyone should watch Louis Theroux on Vegas. Funny as well as educational and all the items in this list can be observed.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:49 am
Interesting list!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:50 am
Nice list!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:56 am
This list is good to those people who like to play casino. But a nice list though.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:04 am
Damn dirty thieving casinos and their tricksy ways!
February 9th, 2010 at 2:04 am
actually i love the list.
never been to a casino but seems like the list takes me there.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:05 am
Having lived in Vegas and gambled very little (seen too many people come to town in the 50,000 dollar car and never leave cause they lost it all lol) I must say that a lot of this is true. When I do gamble, it’s mainly for the free drinks. Twenty dollars is all I bring with me. Ten for the machines and ten for drinks, cause if you tip the drink girl at least a buck she keeps coming back.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:09 am
Very cool list and logically true
February 9th, 2010 at 2:16 am
Cool list. I’ve often wondered what makes people sit, and sit, and sit at these bloody casino’s. Now, I know!! Thank you. D
February 9th, 2010 at 2:19 am
what about some casinos pumping in fresh oxygen? to keep everyone awake and stimulated
February 9th, 2010 at 2:26 am
we’ve got no big casino’s near me, the 2 we’ve got you can easily see the exit at all times….
February 9th, 2010 at 2:31 am
I worked in a large sports club with a massive casino. I witnessed every one of these things. I was a security guard and worked with an armed guard that patrolled the area where you cash in chips. He worked long hours and spent a lot of his time sneakily throwing in a few 50s into various machines. The monotony of the place got the better of him and he ended up shooting himself right through the head with myself and another security guard watching.
As sad as they are it still interests me. I love to delve into how the human mind works and how it can be fooled. Perception is so easily distorted. When I spent a lot of time night clubbing (partying at night clubs, not clubbing knights) I would be so disoriented when I would come outside at 8am and people would be doing their shopping and stuff. They use similar tactics. Everything is an illusion and we end up seeing things the way they are presented to us rather than as they really are. Style is more than substance in most things.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:43 am
Yep. I gamble. I know all these tricks. Daddy always used to say the only way to win at gambling is to do it only once. If you won, walk away a winner and never do it again. If you lost, you walk away smarter- and never do it again.
Well, I’ve been pretty good at cards…er..I mean…no, I’ve never played before… Anyone want to play hold ‘em?
February 9th, 2010 at 3:02 am
Good list, easy reading and enjoyable.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:04 am
@jaz (17): why would they keep everybody awake and stimulated? they want you in a trancelike state so im guessing the oxygen levels must be quite low
February 9th, 2010 at 3:31 am
This was a pretty cool list.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:32 am
I work in a casino…everyone wears watches (employees). We are encouraged to wear watches…Dealers…everyone.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:41 am
never been a gambler but enjoyed this list
February 9th, 2010 at 3:45 am
After two of my sisters came back from a package tour of parts of the USA, they reported that the worst beds they encountered were in Las Vegas. Obviously the hotels and/or casinos don’t want guests in bed sleeping (or doing anything else).
February 9th, 2010 at 3:55 am
How about the chips themselves? People feel a lot less like they’re losing their money when it’s not real money in their hands.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:14 am
excellent list, 5 stars.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:19 am
Some of these items are also applicable to shopping malls
February 9th, 2010 at 4:28 am
YUP I agree with all of them– And I’ve totally gotten lost in casio’s because of the MAZE effect.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:30 am
Yeah ! it really feels like you are not losing your moner when you use those chips. I’ve seen all the tricks mentioned in this list. You really do feel disoriente when you are inside a casino
February 9th, 2010 at 4:32 am
good point Sneed, plus the fact that low denominations are available it feels like there’s no money changing hands at all.
February 9th, 2010 at 5:29 am
I have never been to Vegas but have to Laughlin which is close by. Nice little area if you don’t want to get all crazy.
When I was there last, my friend and I talked about some of the items listed above and were laughing at it. The reason was when one of us got sucked into the games we were playing, we would blame it on one of the above.
Interesting list.
February 9th, 2010 at 5:37 am
Casino’s can play no trick on me ! I am immune from their tricks call it my extraordinary intelligence or the habit of never gambling a single dollar! The List should have a name ” Tricks casino’s play on you, when you idiots get inside their shithole”!
February 9th, 2010 at 5:37 am
Don’t play poker in a casino. At least one (usually more) of the people at the table play poker for a living (off of people like you).
February 9th, 2010 at 6:04 am
I love going to casinos. I’ve always thought that the carpets are ugly. And I REALLY hate that maze effect.
When my husband and I go we have a set amount of money. We play slots and when we win we keep the slip of paper. When the money runs out we go to the cashier’s cage and turn them all in. Ninety-nine percent of the time we leave with more than we came in with.
In fact, a bunch of us at work are going to a casino soon. Cant wait!
February 9th, 2010 at 6:40 am
I am going to Foxwoods this weekend. My first time there, so this list is just perfect timing for me. I will wear my watch and make sure to stay away from the free booze…..or just wear my watch
February 9th, 2010 at 6:45 am
The only person who gets rich walking in the front door of a casino is the owner.
The rest of you are being played for suckers.
February 9th, 2010 at 6:49 am
Ah Casinos. I live a mere 10 minutes from one and have never been. To cheap I guess. Love the tourists who shovel their cash into my community though.
February 9th, 2010 at 6:50 am
@astraya: You are absolutely right…..I stayed in a decent casino a few years ago on the Vegas strip, and the in-room services were a joke. In an age were high-speed internet was/is a standard…..this high-tech casino had only dial-up……no kidding. You could not sit at the desk in the room and get internet access, as the hook-up was on the back of the night-stand phone. Ridiculous, but as you said….they do not want you in your romm….they want you on the floor.
My advice to anyone considering a trip…..spend no more than ten dollars on the casino floor, and suck down all the free drinks you care to…..then go and spend your money on the great shows and food.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:03 am
well written
i love it
February 9th, 2010 at 7:05 am
I usually run away from the casino after wining the first dime.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:39 am
I like going to the casino and getting cheap drinks, I don’t really bet more than $20 but I bet I save $30 on drinks for the night. So they aren’t really taken me to the cleaners.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:46 am
I’ve never been in a casino (legal age here is 21 and I’m not there yet) and I really feel no desire to do so either.
I’ve seen the effects of gambling. It’s not pretty. I’m too afraid I’ll end up there myself, too…
February 9th, 2010 at 8:24 am
Yea…I believe the comment that says employees actually DO wear watches…I would think when their shift starts and ends their boss would like them to be on time. I think the oxygen thing is an urban legend, and you would be constantly pumping in thousands of tanks of oxygen every day. Also, the number one seems like it encompasses numbers 9 and 10. But this site is really entertaining!
February 9th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Now I want to go deep into a casino and find my way back without doing anything involving gambling! Of course, I haven’t gambled before, but still, I want to experience life on the edge, where I get lost and attacked by waitresses! In all seriousness, Casinos SUCK!
February 9th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Hi, I didn’t think I was going to like this list as much as I did. Sometimes you just never know what you’ll get. What I got was a very nice take on the subject – interesting from a psychological point of view (one of my favourite subjects), a silky-smooth warm and welcoming feel to the list which mirrors/mocks/condescends the topic, great pictures (especially #4 and #3
), and many tricks I never spotted before. Top!
I wonder how long before this list gets around the net? Actually, the more people reading this the better!
February 9th, 2010 at 8:46 am
So whats the point of even going to a casino if they just take our money just like thieves like our crooked government?
Why our casinos even allowed to do this is beyond me…God forbid somebody playing blackjack wins money from the casino…greedy ass bastards.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Wow. This is a treasure for me concerning the architectural part.
Kjsem78, this is fantastic stuff, thanxalot!
February 9th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Im not sure if the oxygen thing is true but i spent 4 days in Vegas a few years back and never felt tired at all. Considering this was at the end of a 3 month road trip and we were out all night and into the next days it was very strange. It is fun but you need to be able to control the urges and you can have a cheaper more fun night out in vegas than you can in some tin pot towns that charge $10 to get into a club and then $5-10 a drink.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:50 am
For me, Hell must be a fusion of Las Vegas with Dubai.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Nice try to screw my business!
February 9th, 2010 at 9:13 am
Educational list !!!! Thank you. I will make sure I take a watch with me the next time.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:15 am
I love going to Las Vegas and gamble. It is not hard to win money, the hard thing is to keep your winnings. You need to be strong enough to walk away when you are ahead.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:27 am
LV=LV
ListVerse=LasVegas
“It can be argued that man’s instinct to gamble is the only reason he is still not a monkey up in the trees.” -Mario Puzo, Inside Las Vegas
“Casinos and prostitutes have the same thing in common; they are both trying to screw you out of your money and send you home with a smile on you face.” -VP Pappy
February 9th, 2010 at 9:29 am
@SLiK-RO (48): You are wrong. Casinos are providing entertainment. If you want to think the way you are then every ntertainment venue are theives and shouldn’t be allowed. You should NEVER go to a movie, play, concert, amusement park, or anything else because they are all theives. At least at a casino you have the chance of getting your money back and more. Many times I have walked out of a casino as a winner, and I am not talking about by a few dollars.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Cool List!
Anyways, if you are aware of all the tricks that the Casino plays on you to separate you from your money, then you can be one step ahead of them. My tip, stay away from Slot Machines. Blackjack is one of the best games because with perfect strategy, your return is like 99.9%. Same with video poker.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:34 am
this list is sooooooooo true lol :]
February 9th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Boy, does this make me crave a trip to the local Indian casino! Been a long time.
Trick it so go in with a predetermined amount of cash, and leave your ATM and credit cards at home. Consider your cash to be the price of admission, so don’t bring any more than you feel would be worth spending in order to enjoy the ambiance, the games, the perks, cheap food, and do some great people-watching for the day. It’s like Disneyland to me, except Disneyland costs me a whole lot more.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’ve got to say, I really like casinos. Taking a friend and playing slot machines or sitting at the tables can be a great time. You just have to go with realistic expectations.
NEVER expect to win. Only bring what you are comfortable spending, and look at the money as “entertainment” cash, not gambling cash (because really it’s all for entertainment and the odds of winning are very slim.)
At the end of the night if you spend 100 and had free drinks, then it’s really about what you would have spent at a club for a night of drinking and fun. Only at a casino you have the CHANCE to win!
Oh, and even though the chance to win is very slim, I personally have won way more than I have given to them. I’ve gone about 5 times and I never bring more than 40-100 to gamble with. One time I won 900 on a slot machine jackpot, and another time I won 1500 over the course of a few hours on slot machines.
But, I’m wise enough to only go about once a year.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:40 am
@Spaz(54) I agree with you on that one, the wife and I go mayby 3 times a year never realy won much a couple of hundered rands (our currency) and you seem to think you are on a winning streak.
We have been lucky it covers a nice lunch and a few bottles of scotch for the month.
Nice list K 78
February 9th, 2010 at 9:57 am
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February 9th, 2010 at 10:00 am
Blackjack is beatable, it just takes a long ass time grinding out small wins/losses for weeks or months at a time before you can score a great hit.
All about counting and bet spread.
In addition, it is possible to learn how to set dice, putting them on a certain number and hitting the wall in such a way that you achieve the desired result.
It’s possible to beat roulette as well, although you will only do so 1 unit at a time, and only if you’re in Vegas and have a nearly unending bankroll.
I deal cards in a casino. My casino uses most of these tactics, although I don’t view our floor layout as one to get lost in(and never have), but that might be because I don’t look at the slot machines, just big obstacles to be avoided. There’s a big rectangle that surrounds the table games pit, with nearly every cardinal point of the rectangle containing an entry, a cashier, a restaurant, a store or a bathroom/atm.
Speaking of which, we position ATM’s right outside of Men’s restrooms and Slot Machines right outside of women’s restrooms.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Also, blackjack’s advantage comes entirely from the house hitting their hand out last, nothing else.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:04 am
I’ve been in a casino only 3 times my whole life. The first time I lost twenty dollars. My second trip was free because my cousin paid for everything. On my third and final adventure I went in with forty dollars and walked out with a little over seven hundred. Gambling can be fun but I’d rather keep my money in my own pocket.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:04 am
So what happens if a fire breaks out while you are in a casino that is specifially designed for you to lose your way?
February 9th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Believe me Cheese Wizard, you will be out of the casino in no time, if you can avoid getting trampled that is. All of this psycholoical layout bullshit ends as soon as you’re only looking for the exit, and not caring about the flashing lights and loud noises.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
@Cheese Wizard (66): You lose.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:14 am
@Cheese Wizard (66): I guess you just burn your cards.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:17 am
nice list. quite interesting
February 9th, 2010 at 10:25 am
First time poster, long time reader.
First of all, awesome list. I´ve been to Vegas many times and everything about this list is so true. And it´s true about the casinos not wanting to let you escape. One of the best examples is the Excalibur. Moving walkways as you come in….loooooong non-moving passages as you exit. Easy to enter, difficult to leave.
Also thought it was pretty funny the number of folks here who felt the need to begin their comment with “I don´t gamble, but……”.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:42 am
PLAGIARISM ALERT!
http://terselubung.blogspot.com/2010/02/10-tricks-casinos-use-on-you.html
February 9th, 2010 at 11:08 am
@psychosurfer (62): WOW! Thank you so much for posting SUCH an interesting article. I’m going to spead that around. This is why the LV blog is such a cool place to hang out.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:11 am
boring…
February 9th, 2010 at 11:12 am
I can’t say that this list applies to the Swedish casinos though.
No free drinks, no cozy feeling and the guests looks like bored zombies in there.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:13 am
@Plagiarism (72): Those rippin’ off bastards.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:17 am
@J.Frater I know what… make up a list that is totally wrong but sounds correct – have it up for an hour and then put the correct list in it’s place. Or, you could go to these pseudo web sites and just write “stolen from Listverse.com” I suppose. If you need help with that, just holler.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:35 am
@ #5 seems you have not been to other casinos… The ones I have been to (atlantic city) are crazy with all age ranges… I do not care much for casinos I have only gone three times and if I go I might go once a year or sooo… However the few times I have gone I have seen from toddlers to grandmas… I guess it also depends where you are. When I go I just play poker and that is it… At the poker tables there seems to be a lot more younger people than the slot machines.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:43 am
I’ve been in casinos in both Las Vegas and Atlantic City and this list is darned accurate. I’ve gotten lost trying to get to and from the rest room.
On the plus side, it only works for a while. After you’ve been there for a few days the magic wears off.
Of course, you’re also BROKE by that time.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:50 am
@Plagiarism (72): Oh no. It’s listverse without the dumb comments.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:51 am
Its all about poker games for nickels and dimes with friends and cigars.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:55 am
@Plagiarism (72): hahaha. so you basically sit all day and read lists in here and then you go and see if some other site plagiarised it lol, sadd. haha
February 9th, 2010 at 11:57 am
A certain dealer is wearing a watch in picture 7, maybe it was taken in a uk casino
February 9th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Got lost in the New York, New York in Vegas once….only place I have ever been lost in….
February 9th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I worked as a dealer at one point, and I have to say, the points about there being no clocks or windows aren’t true. The casino I worked in had a digital clock facing some of the tables, and all of the slots displayed the time. There was also a clock in the Cashier’s area.
As for the windows? There were huge ones that faced the lake.
The casino actually wasn’t legally allowed to give away free drinks, and if someone was too drunk they would be asked to leave.
As for the big winners, I really don’t know what they did for them. They did cater to the poker players though, even though slots and other tables made more money.
Mind you this wasn’t in Vegas or anything. I’m sure things are different outside of BC.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Also – for the most part – casinos dont have mirrors either. they dont want you to see how tired you look.
I go to Vegas about 2-3x a year, mostly for golf or a work convention, but I take “entertainment” money to spend. I try to get in a show or two, and only spend a little on gambling (mostly roulette, craps and poker).
Moderation in all things!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
another reason why online poker is so popular!
February 9th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Great post. It is clear You have a great deal of unused capacity, which you have not turned to your advantage.
The way you write shows you have a need for other people to like and admire you, and yet you tend to be critical of yourself.
It seems to me that while While you have some personal weaknesses you are generally able to compensate for them.
February 9th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
I just solve all these problems by going in with a set amount of money. The most I’m willing to lose at one time is $40 and that much will only be for special occasions like my friend’s birthday. Last time that plan backfired because I hit a set at 3-card poker (30-1 payout) on a five dollar bet. So I actually blacked out fro all the free alcohol those slick bastards hook you up with due to the fact I was like $170 dollars away from losing my allocated starting amount. Still have $75 goddam dollars in chips because I forgot to cash ‘em in.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
@Yrdbtch (24): You’re right. The items on this list aren’t blanket statements covering every casino, they are practiced by alot but won’t apply to some. However, a good friend of mine was a dealer at a Las Vegas casino and he said that they discouraged the employees on the floor from wearing watches.
@T (5): I actually immensely enjoy casinos. I do however always go in with a set amount of money to gamble with (e.g. $150) and I will never surpass it. The way I look at it, even if you lose, you had a couple of hours of enjoyment and fun with friends so you’re paying for entertainment. I admit that the ambience of casinos completely suck me in, but I’m never stupid or careless with my money.
February 9th, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Good thing I never was a gambler.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Ah, Las Vegas, where else can you drive in in a $50,000 car and ride out on a $250,000 bus?
February 9th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
I went to a casino for my friend’s bachelor party. He won $150 at black jack. But I noticed some of their sneaky tricks
When my friend go ahead in the game a bouncer came and said that our table was closed and the dealer left. They don’t want you to get “on a roll” so if you start winning they end the game and make you move to a different table to break your rythym. Why anyone could look at the extravagence of a casino and think “this is a place that gives money away” is beyond me.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Also I have friends who work as Tech guys for casinos. They have people wandering around looking at the slot machines at all times. The second one goes down they send out a repairman. If he can’t fix it in about ten minutes they cart the machine away. They don’t want to have a single machine sitting idle because 1. no one can put money in a broken machine and 2. Seeing a broken machine takes away from the ambience you talked about.
FYI, if you can get an IT job at a casino, they pay WELL. But you will probably have to work late hours as casinos NEVER close.
February 9th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Gambling is a tax on people who aren’t good at math
February 9th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Interesting list! I will definitely be more aware when gambling
February 9th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
I’ve never gambled before. After reading this list, I might never go.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Free drinks are also illegal in Washington state(where my casino is.
I’ve also never had my casino pull a dealer off of a game or shut a table down because a player was doing well. We’ve shut down tables to consolidate games late at night(to allow dealers/pit bosses to go home on time), and had dealers pulled from games(especially high-limit games because of management pressure) when the current dealer is breaking procedure and/or too nervous on the game. I’m sure certain players see this and think they’re getting a cooler.
In addition, some casino’s will just end people’s streaks because they can, not because they’re worried about someone being on a roll. Why? Because even the best card counters with an appropriate bet spread on a hot shoe are only winning 54%(roughly) of their hands, and the hot shoe ends rather quickly(within minutes).
I’ve seen someone have a $40,000 swing over hours on the same game, and we have a $500/hand table limit.
Also, we have clocks at all of our cashiers, our gift shop, and our restaurants. Most of our dealers where watches, and nearly every floor boss has one, in addition to the phones in the pits, that always have the time. Anyone who wants to know can find out the time quite easily.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
One of the best lists in awhile
February 9th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
hhhmmm…
February 9th, 2010 at 5:00 pm
@AmazingThor (93):
Had the same thing happen to me before as well. There were about 5 or 6 of us playing blackjack and we didn’t know each other and we just got on an awesome streak and were cleaning out the dealer. Suddenly the pit boss appears and tells us the table is “closed” for cleaning. Yeah, right.
My mother always taught me to only gamble what I can afford to lose, good advice that I have always adhered to.
February 9th, 2010 at 6:32 pm
“Do dogs really play poker in casinos?”
“Sure they do son, they really do. Now go to sleep.”
In the (dog)house where I grew up, Dada always used to point at that painting over the hearth. He’d say, “Son. One of these days, that’ll be you playin with the big boys. But for now you aint, so go mow the lawn.”
I developed a love/hate relationship with velvet.
anyway(I’m only foolin),
Cassius Marcellus Coolidge’s Dogs Playing Poker, ala ” A Bold Bluff” sold for $590,000 in 2005.
this one here:
http://www.dogsplayingpoker.org/gallery/coolidge/img/a_bold_bluff.jpg
Thanks Kjsem78 for a thought provoking read about euphoria.
This all makes it sound a blast!
Speaks about life and death in a way.
umm,
euphoria and thanatos.
haha.
I dont know what I’m talking about.
but, I do in a way.
A deeper significance resides.
thanks
February 9th, 2010 at 6:40 pm
Jackpot. Win. Another great list from you, Kjsem78. Well researched and very well written. I absorbed every sentence; particularly as I am someone who works in the entertainment industry, notably as a techie on large scale musical theatre productions. I once worked in the theatre of a large casino complex here in Australia. It was always that much harder to take pride in ones’ work there due to the knowledge that the casino did not really give a shit about theatre. Our sole reason for putting on shows there was for people to gravitate en masse towards the gaming floor after the show. In fact, our department was often looked upon (especially by the croupiers) as some kind of novelty item, despite the fact that we housed some of the biggest and trickiest shows going around. It always left me with a kind of dirty feeling. I left there roughly 10 years ago and have not been happier. Good job Kjsem78.
February 9th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
Knowing people are suckers is also a big asset to casinos
February 9th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
This is why I’ve never gambled and can’t afford to start. I have a highly compulsive personality, and if I keep on losing, I’ll keep trying till my money runs out to make sure I win. I can’t afford to try even one slot machine or roulette wheel, because I could easily start a habit that would leave me out hundreds of dollars a week. It’s not easy for me to turn a compulsion off. That’s why I can’t afford to start smoking, drinking or drugs either.
I’m not a high and mighty person, though, so if you’re up for gambling or drugs or alcohol, I won’t preach. I just personally can’t afford to try.
February 9th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Having just taken my first trip to Vegas a few weeks ago, I’ll agree with having experienced just about all of these! How else can I explain going to bed at 5 am?! Barely gambled at all; combined the fiance & I spent about $50 gambling, a bunch of our money went to food & drink instead.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
I can’t be in a casino for more then thirty minutes at a time, because the lights and sounds give me the worst migranes.
February 9th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
I remember how in Vegas they made us feel like royalty even though we were low spenders. I actually don’t mind that, because at the end of the day I know its my money they want…but anytime someone calls me mister and offers me a free drink, I like to play it off like I am the most important person sitting at those nickel and dime slots!!!
February 9th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
@astraya (26): While we said the beds were horrible I’m sure we commented on the cheap meals! The restaurants all offered huge buffets or serves of food for very cheap prices … another ploy to keep you in the casino or to get you in if you are passing by.
February 9th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
nice list!
Now I want to go to my nearest casino and not spend any money or fall for any of their tricks!
February 9th, 2010 at 10:21 pm
hahahahahaha this was great
February 9th, 2010 at 11:12 pm
this is extremely try and i like this movie, i have not been to the strip in a while but it is very demonic in there.
i was once in line for some seafood and the line to get the food had a couple of slots while you wait in line so while waiting in line, why not waste a few quarters in hopes of making it big.
i was young back then, around 12 or something but i have been know to be a lucky kid when it comes to monetary things so i asked my mom for a quarter and i hit the jackpot in one and got around 800 dollars for my mom.
February 9th, 2010 at 11:40 pm
Ive never been to a casino. Id go to Vegas, but only if MPW goes with me.
February 10th, 2010 at 3:52 am
Ha ha I spent a week in Las Vegas walking around and exploring every casino alone (hub was in town working) and I never once spent money on machine and never even wanted to!! Also, our hotel gave us a choice of 50$ in chips or 25$ in free food and we chose free food!
I pity the dumb asses who fall prey to the lies of gambling.
Im no sucka!
February 10th, 2010 at 5:58 am
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February 10th, 2010 at 7:17 am
11 (Bonus): Difficulty in getting your cash back
Casinos will allow you to exchange your cash for chips at every single table. But you have to go to a cashier’s window to redeem chips for cash. And while there may be dozens of tables and instant cash acceptance, there is usually only 1 cashier’s cage with 1-2 cashiers leading to a wait of several minutes in line.
This used to apply to slot machines, as well; however, most casinos have now moved to the TITO system where a player can take his ticket to a atm-style machine to get his cash winnings.
February 10th, 2010 at 8:01 am
they also make it so no matter where you enter, you immediately walk past their games
February 10th, 2010 at 8:10 am
EXCELLENT LIST!
February 10th, 2010 at 11:45 am
Kjsem78 Great job sir!
This the definition of a remarkable list!
One of the best lists I’ve seen so far.
Thank you for the knowledge.
February 10th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Back in the day, we used to head out to the river at least a couple of times a year. Meaning water-skiing and camping for 3-5 days at a time.
Part of the tradition included the nightly trip into Laughlin’s casinos. Used to be with $10 per person you could get a trip to the buffet, and the slim winnings would be enough to get you drunk for free at the casino AND cover the beer for the next day’s skiing.
Now how’s that for a “when I was young” story?
February 10th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
hi!! you miss that they throw oxigen to keep you weke up!!
February 10th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
Also thanks for the great read Kjsem78. I commented on your last list about the high tech that casinos use to get your dollar.
So although I had some idea of what was coming in this list, I had no clue of all the little mind games that are used in the pursuit of the almighty dollar in Vegas. (And other places.)
Great read.
February 10th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
Nope, some of these are wrong. First off, dealers are not allowed to wear watches… that’s true. However, they are not allowed to wear anything else on their wrists because they could be slipping chips under a bracelet or watch. Also, at most casinos, they aren’t allowed to have sleeves.
On the subject of drinking… generally speaking, anyone visibly intoxicated at a casino is NOT ALLOWED TO GAMBLE. If you’re cut off from drinking, you’re cut off from gambling as well. Several states have passed laws like this, and a casino will be damned if they lose their liquor license because of something like this. Also, many of the same states have passed laws that don’t allow anyone to get free drink except under 2 conditions; free birthday drink, and a drink to compensate for poor service.
February 10th, 2010 at 1:19 pm
The other thing that casinos do is increase the levels of oxygen on the gambling floors so that people feel energised and do not tire as easily as they otherwise might
February 10th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
(124) “The other thing that casinos do is increase the levels of oxygen on the gambling floors so that people feel energised and do not tire as easily as they otherwise might”
This is not true. I work in a casino and we do no such thing. I actually wish we did so I could stay awake on those long night shifts!
Another thing is, at least at the casino I work at (in Canada) we have a two drink MAXIMUM. We cannot overserve and free alcoholic drinks are definitely not allowed (we do offer free coffee and pop!)
All the other items on the list are bang on, though. We go to incredible lenghts to keep out big spenders, even if they’re jerks!
February 10th, 2010 at 1:35 pm
* Keep in.
whoops
February 10th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
With regards to #10 there’s actually a law (I don’t know if it’s just my state or Australia wide) that requires each slot machine to have a small clock on it. Despite the amount of time I’ve spent in the poker room, I can’t remember if there’s a clock on the wall in there or not. (That tells you my game of choice!)
February 10th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@Huston88 (123): Please, most bars aren’t supposed to legally serve a visibly drunk person but we know that happens all the time. There are plenty inebriated people gambling in a casino…Also casinos pumping in oxygen is a myth. I remember seeing that on a documentary once.
February 10th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Dealers do wear watches. Almost all of them. And they constantly glance at them, especially when it’s near time to change out dealers. They do love their breaks.
Oxygen is not pumped in to a casino. Total myth.
Inebriated people are allowed to gamble as long as they don’t become loud or obnoxious or violent. Only then are they usually asked to leave or escorted from the tables.
And other statements in the comments are pure rubbish. Casinos don’t reward you just for standing around; you are only given food or comped rooms after being rated by the pit bosses for your level of play and time at the tables. That usually take a couple of hours at $10 or more per hand for a meal; maybe 3-4 hours at $25 per hand for a room. They keep your data on their computer system, so they know exactly how much you’ve wagered and whether you’ve “earned” enough to justify dinner or a room.
Also, no one wins “90% of the time”. It’s estimated that only about 8-10% leave with more money than they arrived with on any one trip. And well under 1% actually show any profits long-term… with most of those being advantage players, who are quickly black-listed from play at certain games.
February 10th, 2010 at 7:54 pm
Cool list, only really ever knew number 10!
February 10th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Nice list and completely true.
Being from Las Vegas, Nevada I can tell you that you missed a few.
February 10th, 2010 at 10:11 pm
If you set limits and understand that gambling is a travel expense (entertainment) you’ll do fine. Me and a few friends went to Las Vegas and had a blast.
February 11th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Very informative!
And a lot more interesting than you’d think.
Nicely done.
February 11th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
awesome list. loved it.
February 11th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
I’m leaving for Las Vegas tomorrow…. wish me luck! (o:
February 11th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
smart bastards! nice list.
February 12th, 2010 at 6:15 am
@Romanov Konstantine (8): Just watched it last night. Very good show – I’d recommend it to anybody. Now I understand what the fuss is about the carpets too; simply aweful!
February 14th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
me & my wife have a condo there, not big gamblers though, we play slots which they say r sucker bets, but we usually come back home about the same as we went with, the higher the denomination, suppose to pay out better, jus wondering anybody ever wondered about the guys handing out the girlie pamplets, do they really look like that when they come to ur room? jus wonderin
February 15th, 2010 at 12:04 am
Anything to do with Roulette is FIXED! They’ll let you win some, but if you bet BIG, they’ll take it… If you don’t believe me, walk into a casino, bet $500+, first hand on red or black, you WILL lose it!! Also, any blackjack that has “automated shuffle” is fixed… Just FYI’s..
Roy Sipel
February 17th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Interesting list. I’ve only been to one casino and wasn’t really interested in gambling. I doubt I’d go to Vegas unless there was a show I wanted to see. It’s just not my thing at all.
February 17th, 2010 at 3:53 pm
If you are smart and very disciplined, Las Vegas can be a fun, very low cost get away. If you join their clubs they track what you spend and earn “rewards” accordingly. We are not high rollers at all, but sure feel like it and what could be more fun? They routinely send us air fare and free rooms at Ceasar’s Palace, meals, shows. We don’t spend a lot, but we go regularly and they like that. You can spend hours in Vegas, shopping, seeing attractions, bar hopping and meeting fun people. We agree to not gamble during the day and then spend a half hour at one place. We then head to another and it takes 20 minutes to get next door and walk all the way around the casino floor before playing. It helps decrease our profit loss. Since we spend nothing on the room, meals, shows, etc. they count on you going overboard in the casino. We don’t take the bait. That’s why,David #129, many of us Angelinos doing weekend trips do win most of the time. Even without a jackpot, we bring less money than the room would cost, so there is no way to lose.
Also, Vegas casinos publish their odds, so you can increase advantage that way, a little. Check the wizard of odds.com. The funnest and scariest part? I literally feel high when I gamble. Endorphins, adrenaline, it’s amazing! But scary. Discipline is key because it is literally a drug.
February 19th, 2010 at 3:34 am
A real money online casino is one place where your skills and success can be turned into real money. Casinos earn 80% of their revenue from Slots. Make sure you choose a Casino with a good reputation. Find out as much information as you can about a casino before you start playing there. The more info you might get the more confident player you will turn out to be. It’s easy to get carried away by seeing the flashy machines and people having a good time.
February 19th, 2010 at 6:40 am
i still gotta go to Vegas, but all this is very helpful! Although I doubt i’d fall for such tricks.
February 25th, 2010 at 2:46 am
Some guy has posted this translated to Spanish without giving proper credit: http://topdiex.blogspot.com/2010/02/10-trucos-que-los-casinos-usan-en-ti.html
February 26th, 2010 at 1:28 am
Really good nice
February 28th, 2010 at 10:59 pm
Fantastic list!!!!
loved reading it and knowing a little bit more about casinos.
keep up the good work
Cheers
March 8th, 2010 at 4:56 am
Boy… I’ve been around here for a bit, but this one really has so much misinformation from the posters, it’s amazing.
1. Listen to me closely. I worked as a surveillance observer in a Reno Nevada casino. Not some Indian casino, not some out of the USA casino… a US casino in the state that got the ball rolling.
2. THERE IS NO OXYGEN PIPED INTO THE CASINOS, NOT ON THE CASINO FLOOR, THE HALLS, RESTAURANTS, NOWHERE.
3. Every facet of the casino is there to make the casino money. It’s up to you, the consumer, to get your money’s worth out of this ENTERTAINMENT. Think of a casino as a movie. If you go to the movie, get your food/drink/etc., watch it, enjoy it, then it’s money well spent. If you go to a casino, get a few free drinks, look down the tops of the cocktail waitresses, and generally enjoy yourself, it’s money well spent.
4. Yes, they keep the light in there limited to artificial light so you don’t notice the time as well as you should. Yes, employees can wear watches, bracelets, etc. AS LONG AS YOU CAN’T PUT A CHECK (the correct name for those pieces of plastic and clay that have denominations on them. “Chips” are what you get on the roulette tables, as they DON’T have denominations on them. They’re designated at the table at the time of your buy in.) UNDER IT, or HIDE IT with the jewelry.
5. Atrocious carpet? Think about it… they get it CHEAP, and the color scheme fits the inside of the casino (usually).
6. The games… ah, yes, the games… IF you now how to play them, and I mean ALL facets of the games, Craps are the best odds for the player. This does NOT mean betting the “Pass” line all the time, stay away from the “horn” (the center area of the table, and how appropriate that area is called as you’ll GET the “horn” by betting that area) and keep to the “Don’t Pass” or “Don’t Come” areas. Take odds on the numbers when the point is 4 or 10 (personal rule of thumb), but if you’re feeling ballsy, 4,5,9,10, but not to my taste.
Keno (the one with the balls, not the slot game called that) has the BEST odds for the house. “Hold percentage” is something you, as the consumer/customer will never hear from the employees. What it means is that for every dollar coming in, what percentage of it does the house hold onto? As an example, if a game has say a 10% hold, then the house “holds” onto $10 for every $100 that passes through the club. Why do the clubs like slots so much? They can GUARANTEE a 3-5% hold, every time.
The “hold” on Keno usually runs between 20-30%, and can get a lot better for the house, depending on different factors.
Blackjack, even if you’re a counter, and good enough to not only be 100% accurate, play good Basic when you’re not counting, and be paranoid enough to keep the pit bosses off your table, will only be DOWN about 3-4% from even with the house.
Asian games, such as Pai Gow Poker, Pai Gow Tiles, etc. should be avoided unless, like I said, you KNOW the game… or you just wanna waste some money messing around, up to you. Casinos all over the world keep the lights on and the bills paid by the IGNORANCE of their customers.
I’m sure I’ll catch some flaming for this, but honestly, it doesn’t matter to me. I’m a second generation casino worker, so grew up with it. Take my word, or not, it really doesn’t matter.
PM me if you have any questions regarding what I’ve said.