Everyone knows that a film has a script, and this script must be followed when being filmed. However, sometimes, unscripted things happen which make movies what they become, whether it’s made up lines, or simply new ideas. This list features 15 of the best scenes and lines that were made up by either the actors or directors and were not in the original script.
In Mars Attacks, no dialogue was written for the Martians so Frank Welker made up his own language for them.
Fact: The Martian Girl dress had no zipper or buttons (to make it as smooth as possible), so Lisa Marie had to be sewn into it every day.
Paul Rudd and Seth Rogan played off each other brilliantly in this scene, however, a different version than the one in the video was used for the real movie. All of the “You know how I know you’re gay” insults were unscripted and in fact, a large portion of the film was improvised.
Fact: During the “you know how I know you’re gay” scene, Paul Rudd is wearing a t-shirt that has a picture of himself on it.
Bill Murray plays Dustin Hoffman’s play writing roommate, and in this scene, he is talking to a bunch of people at a party. Pollack wanted a monologue from Murray, and the other actors in the scene were not informed making any response, interesting. His stories are made to seem like they last the whole party and were all completely ad libbed by Murray.
Fact: Dustin Hoffman suggested the title, which was his mother’s dog’s nickname.
There are several different takes of the scene where Nick Frost’s character Ed attempts to cheer up Shaun by telling stories about the pub regulars. In the scenes, he describes the woman as an ex-pornstar, supposedly all made up on the spot. Simon Pegg’s laughter is genuine as a result of this.
Fact: The non-featured zombie extras were paid the princely sum of £1 a day for their troubles.
Kubrick’s classic about the adventures of a young man is one of his finest works, and one of three movies on this list alone. The scene in which the gang break into the house was shot many times, but Kubrick wasn’t happy with how it looked. He suggested to Malcolm McDowell, who played Alex de Large, that he add in a little dance spontaneously during the next take. He did, and it was included in the final film.
Fact: Filming the rape scene was so difficult for the actress originally cast in the role. She quit and the part was recast to Adrienne Corri, who was said to have been furious with Stanley Kubrick for the scores of takes he required for this infamous scene, feeling it should have been done swiftly.
Bill Murray improvised the “Cinderella story” sequence from two lines of stage direction. Director Harold Ramis simply asked Murray to emulate a kid announcing his own fantasy sports moment. Murray simply asked for four rows of ‘mums and did the scene in one take.
Fact: The scene where Carl and Ty are talking in Carl’s “house” was almost entirely improvised between Bill Murray and Chevy Chase.
One of my favorite scenes in Saving Private Ryan, involves Matt Damon’s character telling Tom Hank’s character a story about his three brothers and a girl from back home. All of this was ad libbed by Matt Damon.
Fact: The Omaha Beach scene cost $11 million to shoot and involved up to 1000 extras, some of whom were members of the Irish Army Reserve. Of those extras, 20-30 of them were amputees issued with prosthetic limbs to simulate soldiers having their limbs blown off.
R. Lee Ermey was actually a real drill sergeant and his part in this classic war film was largely unscripted. The beginning of the film is an absolute comic masterpiece, made famous by Ermey’s shouting at the guys who have just joined the army.
Fact: When Ermey said, “I’ll bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you,”, Kubrick had to stop and ask what a reach-around was as he didn’t know.
This has been disputed as being a genuine ad lib or not as Dustin Hoffman (who plays ‘Ratso’ Rizzo) claims he made it up, and the director claims it was always in the script. The defense of both parties is understandable as the line has become incredibly famous. As Hoffman is walking down the street with Jon Voight’s character, Joe Buck, a yellow cab nearly runs him over which leads Hoffman to bash on the hood and shout “I’m walking here!”, before retorting to his on-screen partner, “Actually, that ain’t a bad way to pick up insurance y’know.”, all in his unique New York parlance.
Fact: Dustin Hoffman kept pebbles in his shoe to ensure his limp would be consistent from shot to shot.
A film adapted from the Stephen King novel about a father that goes mad while staying in an evil, isolated hotel for the winter, has become one of Kubrick’s most well-known films. The dark mood that is created as Jack Nicholson smashes his way through the door is juxtaposed with his version of a catchphrase used on the Johnny Carson Show (A hugely popular show at the time), giving an incredibly creepy, yet humorous effect and making it the best-known line from the film. It was, of course, improvised by Nicholson.
Fact: Allegedly, Kubrick would scream and shout at Shelley Duval (playing Wendy Torrance) in order to get her to show real fear, and it’s even claimed her slapped her in one take.
Harrison Ford plays the cocky rogue, Han Solo, and in one of his rare scenes where the script required him to show some compassion, the act Ford had cemented for Solo was so strong that the original line, “I love you too” didn’t work. George Lucas told Ford to just say what he thought was best and “I know” was the result, fitting in with his character’s persona perfectly.
Fact: Carrie Fisher stood on a box for many of her scenes with Harrison Ford in order to make up for the height difference and have her appear in the frame with him. Carrie Fisher is about a foot shorter than Harrison Ford.
This scene has been made famous not only for what it shows, but the story behind it. The original script had a long sword fight between Indiana (Harrison Ford) and the swordsman in black. However, a day before the shoot was due, Ford got terrible food poisoning and dysentery and after speaking to Spielberg, got the scene changed so that after the man’s impressive pre-fight moves, Indiana just shoots the guy dead, fitting in with the character’s ethos.
Fact: In a deleted scene, where the character of Sallah is confronted by a Nazi soldier, John Rhys-Davies who was suffering from cholera at the time was required to bend down. Unfortunately this prompted the very sick Rhys-Davies to soil himself.
The famous “you talkin’ to me?” monologue in Taxi Driver was actually completely improvised by Robert De Niro. The original script just said “Travis looks in the mirror”, but Scorsese liked what De Niro did so much, he kept it in the film.
Fact: What he’s saying is actually used as a warm up for actors, the idea being you put the emphasis on a different word each time you say it, i.e. “YOU talking to me?”, “You talking to ME?” and so on.
Although he has less than 25 minutes of screen time, Anthony Hopkins won an Oscar for Best Actor for his portrayal as the cannibal, Dr. Hannibal Lecter. The incredibly famous line, “A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.”, was immortalized by Hopkin’s hiss, which he originally did as a joke. The result disturbed Jodie Foster (playing Agent Starling) so much that the look on her face in genuine.
Fact: The pattern on the butterfly’s back in the movie posters is not the natural pattern of the Death’s-Head Hawk Moth. It is, in fact, Salvador Dalí’s “In Voluptas Mors”, a picture of seven naked women made to look like a human skull.
Rated as one of the best films of all time, Peter Seller’s is often credited as the Co-Writer, improvising so many of his lines within the film. He plays 3 characters in the film, one of them being a wheelchair-bound nuclear weapons expert, who has past associations with the Nazis. Constantly calling the US president “Mein Fuhrer”, strangling himself, and pushing down his involuntary Nazi salutes all made Seller’s character what it is. The final line of the film, “Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!” was also apparently made up by Sellers, as he got out of his chair forgetting he was supposed to be disabled.
Fact: In the novel on which the film is based upon, (Red Alert by Peter George) the character of Dr. Strangelove, doesn’t even exist. A testament to Seller’s incredible talents.
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1 Chorizo
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:44 am
#8 Full Metal Jacket.
“The beginning of the film is an absolute comic masterpiece, made famous by Ermey’s shouting at the guys who have just joined the army.”
1. R. Lee Ermey was a Marine therefore could not have been a Drill Seargent. He was a Drill Instructor. Drill Seargent-Army Drill Instructor-Marines
2. Being that he portrayed a Drill Instructor, he would not have been yelling at a bunch of guys that joined the Army. They were Marine recruits.
Some people may think “Big deal. Who cares?” about the mistake. You know you would care? Army soldiers and Marines.
2 @#$!
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 am
Fun list. Mostly common knowledge to film buffs, but cool!
You sure George Luca$ gave Ford the go ahead to say what he wanted?
Luca$ wasn’t even the director of that one.
(As a side note Luca$ hated The Empire Strikes Back and considered it “a failure”. Yeah)
3 @#$!
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:48 am
@Chorizo [1]:
Well fuck the military is what I’d tell ya chico man. Put that in your riffle and shove it.
4 Steve
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 am
Thanks, Chorizo, you beat me to it. To the author, that really was an inexcusable mistake. If you’d seen the movie, or knew anything about Ermey, you’d know he’s a former Marine. And it matters to this former Marine.
5 DC
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:07 am
#14 isn’t the 40 year old virgin, it’s from the movie knocked up.
6 @#$!
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 am
You know what I should not say ‘fuck the military’. Just fuck giving a shit about mixing up Drill Seargent and Drill Instructor….
Hmm, that’s weird I just did a search for “Drill Seargent” because it is important to know about this shit and the wikipedia page for Drill Instructor came up. Guess wikipedia don’t give a shit either?
7 Metalwrath
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:15 am
I had heard about some of those. Cool list, original and interesting. Thanks
8 Artur
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:26 am
Where the fuck is legendary scene from Bladerunner, called Tears in rain. Some part of monologue that Rutger Hauer said was unscripted.
9 astraya
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:37 am
I am a great Blade Runner fan, and I forgot about that one! Shame on me.
I thought about Kevin Spacey masturbating in American Beauty. They had to film that scene several times because Annette Bening kept laughing.
and
Will Smith and Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys.
Some movies are largely (if not wholly) improvised. Two slightly less known movies called Dancing at the Blue Iguna (Daryl Hannah – Blade Runner connection) and Timecode are two that I know about.
10 AWESOME-O
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:43 am
I doubt Jodie Foster’s reaction is a genuine response to Hopkin’s hiss. Her shot is a reverse shot, so it was likely filmed separately. So, unless they had a multiple camera set up (unlikely), they would have had to film her scene first. Since Hannibal dominates the scene, I’d imagine they’d film him first.
11 AWESOME-O
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:44 am
Oh ya, cool list by the way.
12 k
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:48 am
DC, the shot isn’t from the 40 year old virgin but the line is
13 Slappy Baxter
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:11 am
Great list! Classic listverse. One minor point: four Kubrick films appear on this list, not three as #11 says.
14 Akashtorturedmind
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:34 am
Hey that’s a great list! Really love the items on there. Unfortunately on movies list i usually haven’t watched the older movies,so i don’t read certain items hoping to watch the movies in a near future.
poor me….i was born in the 90s……
Couldn’t daddy have screwed mummy earlier…..
15 Chickybee32
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 am
Holy cow #6. I knew what it sounded like, I knew how it looked, I *thought* I was prepared for it. Despite knowing all this, the first time I watched the Shining, I screamed so loudly at that part that the next door neighbours came over to see what was wrong. (and probably point and laugh)
16 timothyjames
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:55 am
Excellent list. This is one of the first movie based lists in which I have actually seen most of the entries. I feel so well-read…well-watched?
17 timothyjames
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:57 am
Question for the real film buffs out there: Is that legend about the guy really dying in the chariot race in Ben Hur true? I feel like I have heard it isn’t, but I’m not sure.
18 Sluiq
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:58 am
As much as those picks are classic, I could never get past alot of the improv scenes in REC:
19 Ike
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:53 am
@Chorizo [1]: I an Army veteran… I don’t care. I don’t expect non-military types to know the difference. Everybody got the gist of what Mr. Ermey was… I don’t see the point in a correction.
20 diogenes
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:54 am
The opening monologue in Patton – entirely ad libbed. All that was written was something along the lines,”Patton stands before troops and smiles”. In fact, The scene also called for Patton to do a little soft shoe and boogaloo, but Goerge C. Scott wouldn’t hear of it and just started babbling on and on incoherently, while the camera was rolling. And it being a tight schedule and budget and all, the filmmakers had no choice but to leave it in.
Speaking of dancing, did you know Fred Astaire was never scripted to dance? Ever! It was always an embarrassment to the crew. “There goes Fancy Feet Freddy AGAIN!”. Pretty much all his scenes that are so beloved by millions of viewers today mentioned nothing of the sort even close to dancing. Well not ‘Never Ever’. The only scripted ‘dance scene’ that I am aware of was from the 1936 classic, ‘Porkpie Hats Revenge” that stated “Duckey(Astaire) sits at his desk and anxiously taps his foot’. But that’s it!
Fact: Before Arnold Schwarzenegger was Govenor of California, he was a movie actor and before he was a movie actor he was Mr. Universe.
Oh wait here’s another one:
FOOD FIGHT!- John Belushi. okay, so he WAS suppose to say it but not YELL it and then just flick a pee off his plate and across the table. So all the food is REAL, which makes it memorable. Not expecting Belushi to get carried away, prop food was not arranged before hand (as we all know ‘prop food doesn’t fly’). There’s no way it would of worked then without breaking from the script.
21 britainrc
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:01 am
I love that Dr.Strangelove’s ending scene is number 1, but I think it should’ve been on the list twice for Seller’s hilarious ad lib telephone coversation as President Merkin Muffley with the Russian Premeir.
22 Ike
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:02 am
@Steve [4]: If that offends you so much you should really get help… It’s a simple mistake. Don’t be so sensitive… you’re a Marine… tough it out.
23 Cola
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:12 am
@Chorizo [1]: I can respect that, but really, that’s all you have to say about the list??
24 anon
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 am
Can’t believe you missed out Blade Runner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOphFl88U-g&fmt=18
Should have been number 1!
25 vanowensbody
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:29 am
And don’t forget Sellers ad libed lines as Group Captain Mandrake with the great Sterling Hayden. In one scene Mandrake is paralyzed with shock and fear at the insanity of Col. Jack Ripper and the shooting going on in Ripper’s office. He was supposed to say something like “I can’t feel my legs” and instead came up with the original “the string has gone out of my legs Jackie Boy”.
Sellers was a one man ad lib machine in that movie. Just about the only actor control freak Kubrick ever gave that much freedom to for doing ad libbed lines in one of his films.The result is an amazingly funny, yet chilling film about nuclear war.
26 oouchan
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:33 am
I liked the list, nathaaan90! Always nice when ad lib is done. If I’m correct the scene from Good Morning Vietnam with Robin Williams when he did the 1st radio part was almost entirely made up by him. When he said “Too much?” it was said to the director on how the scene went.
27 weidermeijer
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:12 am
“You know how I know you’re gay… you like ‘Coldplay’. ”
Amen.
28 Julius
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:12 am
@Sluiq [18]: Although REC is good I would put Blair Witch Project before it, particularly the end is one of the scariest movieendings of all time and also largely unscripted.
29 Finnish man
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:31 am
What about the “Funny, How?” scene in Goodfellas. That was actually the first scene that came to my mind when seeing the title.
30 bluesman87
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:40 am
@Finnish man [29]:Was that ad-libbed ? thats so cool i love that scene . Joe Pesci was THE MAN in that movie .what happened
.
31 Scratch
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:12 am
I recently watched Keoma, a spaghetti Western where the script was re-written each night before the next day’s shooting. The story was still full of holes, but it was an enjoyable film (minus the screeching woman and the Leonard Cohen imitator on the soundtrack).
32 Bean
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:14 am
Dr. Strangelove is flipping epic. Literally everyone should see it- Peter Sellers is amazing.
33 Jordan
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:19 am
The scene shown for #14 is from “knocked up” not the 40 year old virgin. Whats goin on
34 timothyjames
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:26 am
When I tried to come to this page, I was told that malware from fonaf.com could potentially make my computer become self-aware and launch the apocalypse, judging by the urgency of the message. Just thought I should let whoever is in charge know.
35 Rafaella Nunes
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:27 am
The scene shown for #14 is from “Knocked Up” not the 40 year old virgin. (2) – it’s when they’re travelling to Vegas.
36 Lyrebyrd
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:36 am
Apparently, in The 400 Blows, at the end, when Antoine Doinel (Jean-Pierre Leaud), is interviewed by the psychiatrist, the question she asks as to whether or not he’s ever slept with a woman, was not told to him ahead of time. What results is a wonderful, genuine response from a 14 year old boy, showing surprise and embarrassed honesty, not to mention some great ad-libbing, considering the actor’s young age, with the story of the guy who took him to the prostitute that never showed up.
37 GTT
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:40 am
BEN HUR:
My father-in-law is fond of mentioning (and by this I mean every single time the word “movie” is brought up) the chariot scene in Ben Hur where a character was almost thrown from his chariot in a jump that went slightly awry. An unscripted scene that turned out to be one of the most memorable in the movie.
38 Rick
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:50 am
It’s fascinatingly ironic that you included FOUR Stanley Kubrick films in this list. Kubrick was notoriously meticulous and there were VERY few times he let his actors improvise. Obviously, when he did let them, they knocked it out of the park! Not to take anything away from the actors themselves – considering McDowell, Sellers and Nicholson are all excellent actors, and Ermey was in fact a Drill Instructor. I’m a huge Kubrick fan and I’m glad so much of his work (as few films as he made) has made it to so many lists.
39 bluesman87
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:53 am
@GTT [37]: Sooo (for comment no.7) is it true the guy died ? (that movie was awesome though)
40 Voltaire
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:57 am
We have a Kubrick fan here, haven’t we? Great list though.
A lot of my favorite scenes, too.
41 bluesman87
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:04 am
@Rick [38]: Well said nice insight very true .
42 ferox
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:05 am
The greatest and most astonishing for me is the sex scene between Madeleine Kahn and Frankenstein in “Young Frankenstein.” The entire scene’s dialogue was improv by Kahn! Mel Brooks struck comedic gold!
43 ferox
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:13 am
this clip only lacks these lines:
“Oh you men are all alike. 7 or 8 quick ones and you’re off with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!…oh, I think I love him!”
44 bassbait
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:21 am
Proof that Kubrick is the greatest director ever!
Oh, and a better choice for Dr. Strangelove would have been when Peter Sellers was talking on the phone to the russian president. There was no one on the other line, and Peter Sellers had to do the take three times, because every time made Kubrick laugh to hard and it ruined the take. He improvised the whole monologue, and it’s hilarious.
45 Arsnl
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:58 am
How about robin williams in good will hunting when he says his wife used to fart in her sleep. So much she woke up.
46 shutterboo
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:10 am
#14 is Knocked Up. When they drove to Vegas. Not what you have listed.
47 diogenes
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:25 am
Brando was a notorious ad libber and if he wasn’t ad libbing he was reading his lines off of cue cards.
It’s well known that the butter stick scene in “Last Tango In Paris” was ‘improvised’. What most don’t know is that Brando insisted on retake after retake until he could get it up and if you watch the extras on the dvd, during one particular take Brando sings the entire song by Iron Butterfly, “In A Gadda Da Vida”
Inagaddadavida honey
dont you know I’m lovin you
Inagaddadavida baby
don’t you know that I’ll always be true
48 me
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:30 am
In Philadelphia Story (1940) there is a scene with a drunk Jimmy Stewart talking to Cary Grant. Without warning, Stewart ad libbed hiccuping, and then Grant followed with his own ad libbed response. It’s a great scene to watch between 2 great actors. Wish I could give you a link…
49 nicoleredz3
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:35 am
Stanley Kubrick rocks! Enjoyed reading this list.
Re: number 7 ‘Midnight Cowboy’ – “Dustin Hoffman kept pebbles in his shoe to ensure his limp would be consistent from shot to shot.” Very professional of him.
@Rick [38]: Agreed!
@Arsnl [45]:
Really? Gotta see that.
50 undaunted warrior 1
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 am
Seen 5 of them and enjoyed the movies.
Nice list thanks.
51 TobbyToy
May 3rd, 2010 at 10:12 am
What the hell is with the advertisements that I can’t stop or turn off the volume for? WTF Listverse?
52 steeveedee
May 3rd, 2010 at 10:13 am
I’d like to add some of the mockumentaries that are almost completely unscripted, except for screen direction. Most notably, “Spinal Tap” from director Rob Reiner. I’ve read that the entire “This one goes to 11.” scene was completely ad-libbed. It’s a classic!
And then all of Christopher Guest’s films, especially “Waiting for Guffman” and “Best in Show.” Fred Willard as the dog show announcer is a riot and almost entirely unscripted.
53 General Tits Von Chodehoffen
May 3rd, 2010 at 10:20 am
Sweet list. Love the star wars one. I was literally talking about that scene with my friends yesterday.
54 segues
May 3rd, 2010 at 10:35 am
As a former Script Supervisor, the person who sits beside the Director throughout filming and is in charge of making absolutely positive that the entire film is shot and will be able to be edited together to form a cohesive whole at the end, this list was every nightmare come true.
Oh! It was funny, I give it funny, but I cringe for the poor script supervisor.
I’ve had my own experiences with unscripted scenes, and am all too aware of the hell they create, the immediate moment of panic when you realize that the carefully crafted world you have created has suddenly been breached, ripped asunder by forces greater than yourself. All you can do is smile and add an addendum or two (or three), and polaroid everything half to death.
Nightmare City! Oh yeah!
55 Maggot
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:31 am
“#14 isn’t the 40 Year Old Virgin, it’s from the movie Knocked Up” and its variants are on the verge of joining a select few other now ubiquitous comments from past lists in the Listverse Hall of Fame’s Most Beaten Dead Horse category.
56 billy
May 3rd, 2010 at 11:50 am
@Chorizo [1]:
and gays
57 me
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
@diogenes [20]: Actually saw a documentary on the making of Patton this past weekend. The opening dialogue was written by Francis Ford Coppola (who also wrote the entire script) and is made up of individual quotes from different speeches that Patton gave through out his career. Coppola “stitched them together to give you a feel of all the different contradictions that was Patton”.
58 FlameHorse
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Great list, nathan! I knew about most of these, but it was still a lot of fun reading your takes on them.
Don’t let the nitpicking bother you. Most of these people are whiny lurkers who never contribute anything of their own.
59 massive611
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Great list!!! Keep it up, and please keep contributing!
60 diogenes
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:31 pm
@me [57]: Actually I have seen that very documentary, and one might be led to believe Coppola’s stitching together various speeches, but if you watch the making of that documentary there is a superb outtake in which Scott is standing before a bluescreen and you can clearly hear from off camera the director Franklin J. Schaffner yelling through a megaphone, “Awe Come’on Georgie stop pouting and show us a smile.” And another where there’s a different P.O.V. of his feet and Schaffer says something like, “Okay Georgie, I got a closeup of your boots. Now just do a little jig for us sweetheart!”.
It must of been by this point that George C. Scott became so furious he started muttering and babbling crazy talk This is the ‘speech’ that ended up on screen. Entirely Unscripted! Coppola just took credit to further his career and it became an inside joke over the years.
61 schiesl
May 3rd, 2010 at 12:59 pm
# 14 is from Knocked up, not 40 year old virgin, I havn’t read the comments yet so I dunno if anyone has pointed this out yet.
62 General Tits Von Chodehoffen
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@Finnish man [29]: Dude I just thought of that and was surprised it was not on the list.
63 GTT
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:46 pm
@Maggot [55]: And reposted not 10 comments after your little rant… Maybe we should write a list of 15 Most Annoying, Sigh-Inducing, Eyeroll-worthy, Beat-the-Crap-Out-of-that-Dead-Horse Comments. Should be fun. I´ll start:
1- This list is too American.
64 Mr. Plow
May 3rd, 2010 at 1:47 pm
@Ike [22]:
It’s not that it is offensive…it’s just such an easy error to not commit. I read newspaper articles from big papers with nationwide distribution that STILL can’t get it right. If they can’t be trusted to make the distinction between the branches (even 1st year J-school types should be able to do this) how can you really take the rest of the article seriously.
Here on LV I have seen lists eviscerated for inaccurate content and even grammatical and spelling errors…and seen those errors discussed in detail in the comment section. Why since it’s the military does accuracy not matter?
It’s an easy fix and it is a distinction that DOES matter. That is like saying if you are Christian the distinction between ‘catholic’ and ‘baptist’ does not matter.
Anyway, outstanding list, learned a lot of great facts…and other than one minor little error, it’s FANTASTIC.
65 Sluiq
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:09 pm
@Julius [28]:
Thanks. I probably should have watch Blair Witch by now. People kept mentioning it to me but I just never got to.
REC just draws me in because when I read the bits that were unscripted, it really was the closest thing I could see to the value of it.
Prior to that I just considered the act mostly for comedy but for actual direction it was more of a lazy way of directing a scene and having an actor or an event wing a quality event but if the scenes in REC were truly unscripted then it becomes an elite next alternative step to just seeing an actual puppet monster before the actor.
66 Slappy Baxter
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:35 pm
@FlameHorse [58]:
Hey FlameHorse! There’s hardly been any nitpicking on this list, because it isn’t a subjective jizz rag! Think on, my son.
67 SteveC
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:48 pm
#5- I thought Harrison Ford made it up and Irving Kerschner agreed with it since he took 20-30 odd takes for that scene.
68 Tom Callaghan
May 3rd, 2010 at 2:58 pm
you say one of 3 kubrick films in your clockwork orange description, it’s actually one of 4. Strangelove is also Kubrick
69 Julius
May 3rd, 2010 at 3:29 pm
@GTT [63]: Here’s another one 2. Oh no you made a typo!
70 gerard pawling
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
in love story when oliver says to jenny “love means never having to say you’re sorry”…the original line was love means eating a fuzzy peach when you’re not hungry.
71 Slappy Baxter
May 3rd, 2010 at 4:51 pm
@gerard pawling [70]:
Bwa ha ha!
72 Kate
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Fun list!
Way too many typos, though- distracting, unprofessional, and hard to read.
73 Yogipogi
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:32 pm
the texts are giving me a headache..
74 Casualreader
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:41 pm
It’s obvious from the above posts that Peter Sellers needs no extra puff from me.
But a bit of history maybe, to add to my previous LV +Sellers worship+. When he made his name as one of the top Goons in the British 50s-60s radio comedy +The Goon Show+, Sellers played the majority of the parts. That even sometimes included briefly intrusive characters who just appeared for the sake of the story. His range of voices was so incredibly variable and perfectly maintained, it was/is quite impossible to tell they were all by the same performer. Sometimes in those circs the comedy actor will have a certain intonation, mannerism or other limitation that gives him away. Sellers no. His main partner Milligan wrote most of the scripts. But the show went out live in those days, and needless to say, Sellers was always improvising like mad. His only restraint was keeping within the time schedule. As a result his fellow comedians, the band, the sound recordists, in fact everybody in earshot would often collapse with helpess laughter (or +corpse+, as they say in the business), so they couldn’t continue for a bit, and even when they did, you could hear explosive snorts as someone tried in vain to suppress laughter. You can watch +The Party+ just for Seller’s performance as a sweet, bumbling Indian film extra. He doesn’t act an Indian. He doesn’t parody an Indian. He IS an Indian. Try him too as a belligerent working-class Londoner in +I’m Alright Jack+. And so on. The best improviser ever? Possibly.
Fact. Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan both became so embedded in their fantasy characters and horsing around ad-libbing even in private, that they both suffered nervous identity crises and had to seek professional help.
75 BigAl
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Why all the hating on Chorizo and Plow? What the heck is wrong with pointing out mistakes?The comments section …this is exactly the place to make corrections.
Ike…you don’t care? Well, just another difference between Marines and soldiers. BTW, soldiers say “I’m in the Army” Marines say “I AM a Marine”.
@#$!…you’re a sorry individual.
Seeeee ya.
76 Emily
May 3rd, 2010 at 5:50 pm
I can’t believe the cab scene from On the Waterfront isn’t on here, Marlon Brando at his best!
77 MrCrowley
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
I Love Dr. Strangelove and Peter Sellers is a genius… but #1 should have been Being John Malkovich when that dude threw a bottle or something at John Malkovich while they were shooting and told him to go fuck himself… that was amazing
78 Ike
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:41 pm
You say you read articles from big papers that can’t get it right, yet you expect an amature from listversewho probably has no military experience to get it right?
As far as other errors… I think it’s pathetic how people act here. A list has a spelling error or a small factual error and the author gets annaly raped for it. As if nobody here has ever made a mistake.
I believe it’s a little different from calling a catholic a baptist and vicey-versy… (I call them both silly… but that’s a whole different discussion.)
I have had the luxury of spending 3 weeks at Paris Island… part of some training I did while in the Army. The only difference between the two are the names.
If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and smells like a duck… then it’s a Drill Sergent/Instructor.
79 1usmcj
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:53 pm
As a Marine, I do get offended by the misuse of the term “Marine”. People who aren’t Marines would not understand unless they are somehow affiliated with a Marine or former Marine. Even then, explaining the sacrifices that had to be made to earn the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor, to people who have no comprehension of the idea of making a sacrifice seems like a waste of time and effort.
80 1usmcj
May 3rd, 2010 at 6:55 pm
And if it walks like an idiot, talks like an idiot, etc….. then it’s a idiot!
81 Dak
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I’m pretty sure the scene in The Breakfast Club when they’re all sitting around and talking about what they did to get in detention was ad-libbed.
82 emmstein
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:42 pm
in The Usual Suspects, the scene in which the crew meets Redfoot after the botched drug deal, Redfoot (Peter Greene) flicks his cigarette at McManus’ (Stephen Baldwin) face. The scene was originally to have the Redfoot character flick the cigarette at Baldwin’s chest, but the actor missed and hit Baldwin’s face by accident. Baldwin’s reaction in the film is real.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Usual_Suspects
83 Lilsis
May 3rd, 2010 at 7:47 pm
number 14 is from knocked up
84 Mr. Plow
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:12 pm
@Ike [78]:
Ike, save the hyperbole…no one was anally raped over anything here. It’s not an unreasonable suggestion/constructive criticism to point out that there is a difference between the branches.
It’s not some BS semantics argument…they are 2 different services with different cultures, missions, and traditions…I would expect someone who served to know the difference.
I’ve served with the US Army in Iraq and run missions with Marines, and they are very different in mission and scope.
So save your ‘tude, the comment is for discussing the list, which is exactly what we are doing.
I don’t think we need to derail the comment section anymore, the correction was pointed out and I think we can drop it now.
Nice little shot against the churches by the way…it says volumes about your intellectual honesty. Just could not let the comment go by without getting a rip in huh? Petty…
Again, fantastic list.
85 BigAl
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:14 pm
Ike…”..the author gets annaly raped for it. As if nobody here has ever made a mistake.” Sheez man! Nobody is getting raped or sacrificed. Chorizo and others simply POINTED out the mistake, just like others have done in other list. They are the target of the hate not the author of the list.
“I have had the luxury of spending 3 weeks at Paris Island” “The only difference between the two are the names.” Give me a break, 3 weeks, and you KNOW what takes to be a Marine, wow. You say that ’cause you served in the Army. You have no clue what it takes to be a Marine.
“then it’s a Drill Sergent/Instructor.” Wow, just shows your ignorance.
86 BigAl
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:23 pm
“You say that ’cause you served in the Army”. I meant no disrespect to fellow soldiers when I made that statement. My apologies. I served with some fine soldiers and sailors during my time in the Marines. I believe instead that Ike made that comment out of ignorance, and the same goes for his Caholic/Baptist comment. It takes more than a similar uniform to make a Marine.
87 Slappy Baxter
May 3rd, 2010 at 8:43 pm
“When I was in the corps, we used to eat you Green Beret pussies for breakfast.”
88 Seanithan
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:52 pm
This is a fantastic list. Fantastic.
To everyone making a big deal of the military deal. Relax, and just enjoy the list, will you?
89 bluesman87
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:56 pm
@1usmcj [80]: if it ,looks like crap , smells like crap …….and tatses like crap its probably crap.
90 b_ott14
May 3rd, 2010 at 9:57 pm
for the record, anyone in the USMC is not a “soldier”, they are a Marine, army people are soldiers, just like airforce members are airmen. believe me, i live on camp pendelton and if you called any marine here a soldier he would be highly offended haha
and i dont believe that Ermy was ever “actually” in the marines, i had heard that becuase of his constant portrayal of a marine in various films, he was made an honorary marine but i could be mistaken.
91 eded
May 3rd, 2010 at 10:52 pm
92 Semper Fi
May 4th, 2010 at 12:59 am
Full Metal Jacket is based on the Marine Corps, not the army. I think that should be changed, you wont see Marine recruits training with females.
93 Ike
May 4th, 2010 at 1:32 am
@1usmcj [80]: Typical stuck up Marine… thinking he/she is better than everyone else that has ever served…
94 Static Cat
May 4th, 2010 at 2:17 am
Missing Jaws and Usual Suspects too.
Two classic films with much improv
95 blackwatertown
May 4th, 2010 at 3:56 am
Great list, thanks.
96 BigAl
May 4th, 2010 at 4:10 am
Hello b_ott14…Ermey was (and is) a Marine. He served in Vietnam and received several awards and medals, to include the Vietnam Gallantry Cross. He also served a a Drill Instructor, and that’s why he was so convincing in Full Metal Jackett. Interestingly enough, he was originally hired as a military advisor to train the actor that was going to portray Gunny Hartman.
In regards to honorary Marine, maybe what you heard is that after he left the ‘Corps as a Staff Sergeant, many years later he was promoted to Gunnery Sergeant meritoriously.
97 The Panda
May 4th, 2010 at 5:29 am
@b_ott14 [90]: Ermey is actually a Marine. He was a Staff Sergeant and was meritoriously promoted (AFTER he left the service) to Gunnery Sergeant for his work in Full Metal Jacket.
98 astraya
May 4th, 2010 at 5:56 am
Various commenters have worked themselves into a lather regarding the “soldier v marine” debate. If Ermey wasn’t a marine, I’m sure one of them would have explained at great length by now.
99 GT
May 4th, 2010 at 6:25 am
In “The Two Towers”, when chasing orcs, Viggo Mortensen playing Aragorn actually broke his toe when he kicked a stone in frustration. Not impro as such, but his yell was a genuine cry of pain, and it made the film. – This is mentioned in the DVD extras.
100 Bill
May 4th, 2010 at 7:44 am
@Chorizo [1]:
Thank you.. I am a Marine.. and you did exactly what I was about to do
101 bluesman87
May 4th, 2010 at 7:52 am
Who would win a fight between a army soldier and a marine?
102 bluesman87
May 4th, 2010 at 7:56 am
Chuck Norris baby….
103 teacherman
May 4th, 2010 at 8:08 am
WHat is REC?
104 massive611
May 4th, 2010 at 8:17 am
@FlameHorse [58]:
FlameHorse said: “Don’t let the nitpicking bother you. Most of these people are whiny lurkers who never contribute anything of their own.”
It is sad to see the way you view criticism of your lists. And you think of most of your audience as “Whiny lurkers”??
And if you have a problem with people contributing, by nitpicking many of your blatantly biased and amateur contributions, I think it would be safe to assume that you are also against having a free press covering the government. To make my analogy clear, what you are saying is that any truth spoken by the media on the mistakes of government is merely “nitpicking”, and that unless one is in government, they aren’t actually “contributing.”
You know, there is another person you remind me of: Richard Bruce Cheney.
105 1usmcj
May 4th, 2010 at 8:22 am
@Ike [93]: You were in the army. Suck it up and tough it out.
106 1usmcj
May 4th, 2010 at 8:25 am
@bluesman87 [89]: Forgive me for my ignorance, but I have no idea who or what you’re referring to when you posted this comment. Are you referring to yourself? Someone you know?
107 oliveralbq
May 4th, 2010 at 8:54 am
@teacherman [103]: “WHat is REC?”
–spanish horror/thriller/suspense flick that had that shakey camera effect, like cloverfield or blair witch proj.
–it is in spanish, and set in barcelona, i believe…
its only about an hour and 15 min, and they have released a sequel that picks up exactly where rec left off, but i have not seen the sequel yet…..
–came out late in 2007
–check it out for sure
108 notesfromrumbleycottage
May 4th, 2010 at 10:04 am
I always enjoy yur lists.
109 Spizzah
May 4th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Number one, R. Lee Ermy was a Drill Instructor (Marine Corps), not a Drill Sergeant (Army). Two, the first part of Full Metal Jacket takes place at MCRD Parris Island showing the life as a recruit in the Marine Corps during Vietnam, not the Army.
110 eggnostriva
May 4th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
As a human, I do get offended by the misuse of the term “human”. People who aren’t humans would not understand unless they are somehow affiliated with a human or former human. Even then, explaining the sacrifices that had to be made to earn the blaa blaa blaaa.
God bless Americans.
111 kkildee
May 4th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Stanley Kubrick directed ‘Dr. Strangelove’. That makes four, not three. Also, R. Lee Ermy was originally brought on set as a technical advisor for the film, but shortly after casting made an instructional video convincing Kubrick to cast him as the Drill Instructor.
112 aspicco
May 4th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Wow… the term “great” is used very loosely around here…
113 Fishy
May 4th, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Number 12 is right, that scene isn’t from the 40 year old virgin, it’s from Knocked Up, but the “You know how I know your gay” was from the 40 year old virgin, so close enough.
114 Tim E
May 4th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
@Chorizo [1]: Chorizo, you’re an idiot. All drill instructors are drill instructors, regardless of service. It’s just that in the army, only sergeant ranks can be drill instructors, therefor they’re sometimes (unofficially) call drill sergeants. And yes, I was in the army.
115 Maggot
May 4th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
@aspicco [112]: Great comment.
116 Shotgun
May 4th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
i fully agree about the difference between Marines and soldiers. Semper FI
117 Moonbeam
May 4th, 2010 at 3:40 pm
There’s a great moment in Dr Strangelove where George C Scott falls down. It was an accident but Kubrick left it in as it added to the moment. I was thinking though that moments like these are slightly different than the what this list is about. They’d fit the title, “Scenes That Were Unscripted” but most of those on this list are ad libs by the actors and not accidents that get left in because they’re so good.
nathaaan90, maybe you could make another one with movie moments that were accidents, but got kept in like from this comment about The Usual Suspects @emmstein [82]: “The scene was originally to have the Redfoot character flick the cigarette at Baldwin’s chest, but the actor missed and hit Baldwin’s face by accident. Baldwin’s reaction in the film is real,” and this from @GT [99]: “In ‘The Two Towers’, when chasing orcs, Viggo Mortensen playing Aragorn actually broke his toe when he kicked a stone in frustration. Not impro as such, but his yell was a genuine cry of pain, and it made the film. – This is mentioned in the DVD extras.”
I think I remember a movie where Steve McQueen actually slaps the face of Ali MacGraw who didn’t expect it. I guess we’ve got four right there.
118 mailedbypostman
May 4th, 2010 at 3:44 pm
Regarding Marines and this list, how about somebody fix the mistake so we can all stop talking about it and instead discuss the rest of the pretty cool list?
119 Bucketheadrocks
May 4th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I loved that Kubrick was mentioned! YAY!
120 tom
May 4th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
no bruce almighty?
your list has been rendered worthless
121 Jesus Was A Fag
May 4th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
The first one isn’t even from 40 year old virgin, its from knocked up.
122 charlesstchickens
May 4th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I have scenes most of these films and enjoyed most of them I glade to learn there ad bid scenes.
http://printinghouse.dontexist.com
123 Casualreader
May 4th, 2010 at 5:55 pm
I have a suggestion about any future portrayals of drill sergeants. It would silence this marines vs soldiers spat, which is threatening to reach +Does God exist+ extremes and length.
The director should bring Peter Sellers back to life and show him just one short clip of a standard high quality genuine article doing his stuff. The rest would be history.
I could do a Brit one. We called them D.I.’s (to their face). The steely-eyed, thin-lipped, hard-faced character actor William Hartnell only needed to add a barking voice, stiff back and immaculate uniform to be one straight out of the book in his fictional portrayals. You’d think the public perception of them was a stereotype until you stood small in your boots before any of them. I remember one coming at us face-in-face (tobacco breath!) with a snarling, menacing growl, “Ye’re yellow thru an thru, the fuckin boneless lot o ye. To think brave men died in wars so the likes of ye bleedin bastards could grow up an disgrace ye’re country!!” He probably went through that routine with every new bunch of raw sprogs. D.I.s acted proudly as a man to the stereotype. All the mates I knew went to different training centres, and all their D.I.s were like mine. We went out on drill practice at dawn one winter morn, the coldest day of the year, with a bitter wind, a skim of snow whipping across the ground and frost biting down deep into it. With every permissable shred of uniform on (and some unauthorised underneath) we were shivering like new born kittens. Our D.I. was there waiting for us, bolt upright, stripped to the waist except for a light, white cotton vest and perfectly comfortable!
The only difference of attitude I noticed between them was the isolation their ‘trade’ subjected them to. Once they’d knocked us into shape in their own sweet way (i.e. trained and disciplined us into a fighting unit so the first potential enemy stray bullet wouldn’t drop us, etc.), one of them relaxed and managed to make friends +after hours+. He was in fact a quiet, intelligent, likeable guy. The rest was just an act, but one he knew might save ours and other lives if the worst ever came to the worst. (Which it didn’t.)
124 Loves To Spooge
May 4th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
The Empire Strikes Back quote was because Harrison Ford was pissed off at all the retakes being done and said ‘I know’ as a joke. Also, The silence of the lambs line was in the film but the ‘thththththth’ he does was improvised.
125 MrCook
May 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
The “Super-Cops” scene in “Beverly Hills Cop” where
Beverly Hills Cop
Detective Foley (Murphy) tries to explain how he, Rosewood (Reinhold) and Taggart (Ashton) foiled a robbery at the strip club.
When filming the “Beverly Hills Police Station” sequences, Eddie Murphy was feeling groggy from the stuffy environment and was described “to be so pure, that he didn’t drink coffee”. Eventually, Murphy relented by taking small sips of coffee just to stay awake for filming inside the building.
As a result of the first sips of coffee, Eddie’s performance in the scene skyrocketed and he ad-libbed the part about Rosewood and Taggart being super-cops without having the capes.
The result is in my opinion one of the funniest scenes ever in any movie!
Cheers
126 Geena
May 4th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
@Jesus Was A Fag [121]:
erm, no, its from 40 Year Old Virgin. The dialogue takes place when Rogen and Rudd are playing video games in Carell’s character’s apt.
127 Geena
May 4th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
scratch that, i suppose there’s a video, this network (at my work) blocks out videos, thought you were talking about the “know how I know you’re gay?” line itself!
128 Andy
May 5th, 2010 at 12:28 am
I don’t think #5 should be on list because it is just stolen from the film Shaft (1971). Ford just gets credit because he said the line in a much higher grossing movie.
129 astraya
May 5th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Most of Jay’s ramblings in Clerks were unscripted, because Jason Mewes was off his face for most of the filming (probably most of his life, actually). Silent Bob’s glares of digust are actually Kevin Smith’s, for real.
130 matthew
May 5th, 2010 at 1:39 am
I surprised the big Lost in Translation scene isn’t even up for consideration.
131 1usmcj
May 5th, 2010 at 4:41 am
If you replace the word “human” with “dumbass”, or “ignoramus”, or any of the dozens, hundreds, or thousands of words that describe someone of your simple upbringing, ou would be right on target.
132 1usmcj
May 5th, 2010 at 4:48 am
And for those who question what or who this post is referring to, I was replying to the priceless comment made by eggnostrovia.
133 Eric
May 5th, 2010 at 5:47 am
@Chorizo [1]:
Lighten up, Francis.
134 Michael
May 5th, 2010 at 7:04 am
“You know what the fellow said – in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.”
Orson Welles in The Third Man, not scripted by Graham Greene.
135 nathaaan90
May 5th, 2010 at 10:09 am
@Moonbeam [117]:
Thanks Moonbeam, that’s not a bad idea at all. Finally, a constructive comment, and not just a rant because I don’t know the obviously huge difference between a drill instructor and a drill sergeant.
136 chorizo
May 5th, 2010 at 3:15 pm
@Ike [19]: Of course you dont care. You were in the Army. I spent 4 years in the Marines and 2 1/2 in the Army. Trust me, there is a HUGE diference.
137 chorizo
May 5th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
@billy [56]: Well then, Im glad you care too.
138 chorizo
May 5th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
@Cola [23]: Does it really matter? Is there like a 2 comment minimum or something?
139 Brother Bob
May 5th, 2010 at 6:34 pm
On #8, here is a favorite drunken debate question of mine – if more than one reach-around is given, what would the plural be called?
140 Ryon
May 5th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
The “Tears In Rain” speech by Rutger Hauer was improvised by him at the end of Bladerunner.
141 Kid from Vault 101
May 5th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
@Bucketheadrocks [119]:
I agree Kubrick is a visionary!!!!!!!!
142 Doker
May 6th, 2010 at 1:10 pm
Lucas WAS NOT the Director of Empire so he DID NOT tell Harrison Ford to say what sounds best.
143 TheCollector
May 9th, 2010 at 7:45 am
I have often wondered if Bob Newhart’s “talk nonsense on the ‘phone” scene in Hell Is For Heroes was scripted or ad-libbed?
(For those who don’t know or remember: Hell is For Heroes was a war movie produced back in the ’60′s starring Steve McQueen. In a bunker on the allied held side of the Sigfried Line it is discovered that the Germans had planted a bugging device and were listening in on important talk. To confuse the enemy, Bob Newhart, who plays a young quartermaster who has never seen combat, is handed a broken field-phone receiver and told to “say anything.” He then proceeds to wrattle off an incredible conversation with an imaginary general!)
144 swordsbane
May 9th, 2010 at 10:41 am
@diogenes [20]: The opening monologue in Patton was NOT ad libbed. It’s a real speech given by Patton. Look it up. It’s not verbatim, but it was clearly “the speech” G.C. Scott was giving in the movie (cut down for time).
http://www.taphilo.com/history/Patton-speech.shtml
Whether it was in the script or it was decided by Scott on the spot to recite it is another matter, but I find it hard to believe that Scott could have modified it to get it in the shot on the spur of the moment. Either he already wrote it before hand and planned to include it in the shot or it was always in the script.
145 diogenes
May 9th, 2010 at 11:52 am
@swordsbane [144]:
Look, the power of the Hollywood movie industry is HUGE. Their control over history within the 20th century is not something to be scoffed at lightheartedly. It doesn’t take much to have school books printed up. It has long been known that great film directors have likened themselves to great generals.
Okay, long story made short:
Francis Ford Coppola always wanted to be in the winery business. He found himself living in the Napa Valley during the late 60′s… In order to put food on the table for a growing brood he had to take the dirty route of the film industry, working his way up from shoeshiner to scriptwriter to director. Patton happened to be one of these crap jobs he took (but hated) just because he didn’t want to give up on his dream. But dreams change over time and learning the art of wine got pushed into weekend nights… and as Coppola began to make a name for himself as a film director, he started to circulate the story about how he wrote the monologue.
Like I replied to commenter ‘me’ with my #60, Schaffner and Coppola enjoyed teasing Scott about his feminine ways (such as holding his pinky finger out when he drank his tea) and they would call him Georgie or Sweetie or Sweetheart Georgie. This was on set and it infuriated him. Scott’s inner Patton started boiling over and his ad-libbed rant IS what was caught on film. Patton himself said after watching the movie ” I can’t tell the real Patton apart from me! Did I say that?”. Or something to that effect.
All these years later it has become a Hollywood inside joke (like Bigfoot) and Coppola now has a thriving Winery and hillsides of grapes as far as the eye can see.
146 Adam
May 10th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Number 14 is Knocked up not 40 Year Old Virgin
147 sean
May 10th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
FAIL! Ermy was a Marine not in the army.
148 pregan
May 12th, 2010 at 4:48 am
what about "Good Morning Vietnam" and the monologue of Robin Williams responding about the VP's visit
149 LacyJ
May 12th, 2010 at 9:16 am
Noooooooo, Adam is absolutely right! The clip itself proves it. In "Knocked Up", the characters played by Rogen and Rudd go to Vegas and take "shrooms", which they elude to in the beginning of the clip. At the end of the clip, when talking about referencing a "shitty movie", they are in fact talking about the scene in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" where they did, in fact have a scene just like this one, only it took place in an apartment while they were playing a video game.
150 LacyJ
May 12th, 2010 at 9:21 am
"Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP." <<<< That one?
151 Bscott
May 12th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
Hey another good non-scripted line is when Robin Williams Tells Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting that his deceased wife used to fart, totally ad-libed but kept because it really made Matt Damon laugh.
152 chris
May 14th, 2010 at 5:42 am
The scene in the Lord of the Rings I, where Gandolf hits his head while visiting Frodo Baggins was an accident but the director loved it and left it in…..The scene in Gladiator where Joaquin Phoenix kills his father was mostly improvised. His father's line: Your faults as a son is my failure as a father" was ad-libbed. Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School, 90 percent of his jokes were ad-libbed…. "Shakespeare is on me…. You too honey…. I'd like to tame your shrew!", Whats a bath without Bubbles? Bubbles get in here! He was as high as a kite during most of his movies. God rest his soul.
153 nathaaan90
May 18th, 2010 at 11:52 am
I never said he was the director. He was the writer, but he was present for a lot of the film's shooting. Read again before posting useless comments.
154 SlackerKeith
May 20th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
the "What's a yoot?" dialogue between Joe Pesci and Fred Gwynne in "My Cousin Vinny" was entirely ad-libbed as well.
155 ARMY of ONE!
May 25th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
I noticed the mistake on the full metal jacket text were it should be Marines but I can get a civilian not noticing the difference. Great people in all uniforms and branches, and of course idiots
by the way I was ARMY not MARINES
can't help but love Ermey! Great list!
156 James
May 27th, 2010 at 11:33 pm
R Lee. Emery was a drill instructor ordering around Marines. Get it right
157 Colin
May 30th, 2010 at 11:13 am
The “Ack Ack” sounds from Mars Attacks were actually recorded by a now unknown delivery guy on a cheap tape recorder. They were used as temp by the editors, but Tim Burton liked them so much that they stayed in the final film. Frank Welker’s vocalizations were used elsewhere in the movie, as in the scene shown here.
158 Steve
June 1st, 2010 at 5:08 pm
Orson Welles' famous "cukoo clock" monologue at the end of the scene on the Prater Wheel in the Third Man was entirely improvised. One of the greatest lines in one of the very greatest films.
159 ball sweat
June 2nd, 2010 at 2:15 am
Full Metal Jacket was based on The Marines not the army please fix that
160 guest davebob
June 5th, 2010 at 8:03 am
Peter Sellers was also suppost to play the part that eventually went to Slim Pickens aren't we glad! It was to much for him to play 4 parts he was eather sick or fake a ankle sprain to get out of playing the part
161 TMTMECH
June 15th, 2010 at 1:40 am
The quote from Silence of the Lambs was not adlibbed – its almost word for word from a line in the exact same scene in the book. The only difference is that Hopkins said Chianti instead of the type of wine that Lecter actually said, though the wierd slurping thing was adlibbed.
162 Guy Incognitus
June 16th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
In Fellowship, when Gandalf bumps his head in Bag End, that was an accident, but Ian McKellan kept acting and it made the final cut.
163 Guy Incognitus
June 16th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Mentioned? Four of his movies are on this list. That's more than a mention.
164 Guy Incognitus
June 16th, 2010 at 7:17 pm
"Kubrick’s classic about the adventures of a young man is one of his finest works, and one of three movies on this list alone." Actually one of four movies on this list. Dr. Strangelove is also a Stanley Kubrick movie.
165 EnglishIsYourFriend
June 17th, 2010 at 5:06 am
You know what, deal with it. It's an online article, not a press release. By they way, your second last sentence, or rather the question "You know you would care?" probably should have been "You know WHO would care?".
Could have pissed off a lot of English Professors there, smart cookie. Of course, they aren't petty, and like normal human beings….they don't give a fuck.
166 Tonebone
June 22nd, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Now type in your name and see who gives a shit about you.
167 US SOLDIER HOOAH
June 30th, 2010 at 4:10 am
FULL METAL JACKET's beginning… umm… R.L. Ermey was not a DRILL SERGEANT he was a DRILL INSTRUCTOR… Jokey, Gomer Pile, Cowboy, and Snow Ball were MARINE RECRUITS… not guys who joined the Army… GET IT RIGHT GUY!
168 orangedrone
July 1st, 2010 at 10:03 pm
Shitty article.. The link to the Shawn of the Dead clip.. doesn't even work.. and it's the thing that made me click on this article.. LAME C'mon, Fix that shit!!!!!!!!
169 MovieMusings
July 22nd, 2010 at 2:49 am
Alec Baldwin's entire "coffee is for closers" scene in Glengarry Glen Ross is not scripted, and it's classic. No way this list should be without this scene.
170 tophudson
July 23rd, 2010 at 9:01 am
Talk about Most Beaten Dead Horse… have you read ANY of the other comments that have already mentioned this error?
171 egg
July 28th, 2010 at 12:27 am
Good clips but the statements about reaction shots being real are extremely likely to be true
I don't know of any movie shot on multi cam.. they are lit for one shot of one actor… then they
turn around and shoot the other actor. the only way reactions shots would be real if it was
a two shot or more with both actors in the same framing..
172 egg
July 28th, 2010 at 12:28 am
oops…meant to say extremely 'UN-likely' to be true
173 Alfonze
August 10th, 2010 at 12:19 am
You know who wouldn't care? Everyone else.
174 hooksfan
August 10th, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Wow, pretty dude-centric. Branch out, people.
175 nadia
August 11th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
# 14 scene is not from the 40 year old virgin, its from KNOCKED UP!
176 scooter
August 15th, 2010 at 7:01 pm
I thought the sayings were, "Once a Marine, always a Marine" and "There is no such thing as a 'Former Marine"?
177 LCPL
August 15th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Thanks for correcting them for me Chorizo.
Lance Corporal of Marines.
178 Mike
August 31st, 2010 at 6:48 pm
If you see Dr. Strangelove again watch the scene where Sellers is playing the ex-nazi and his arm attacks him watch the actor who plays the Russian ambassador who is beginning to smile (not in character) at Sellers antics. I'm surprised Kubrick let that one slide past him since he was such a stickler.