It is said that the basic two responses before danger are to run away, or to attack. However, this list proves that, when it comes to escaping death by predators, some mammals prefer to be a little bit more original. If you guys like this list, there may be a sequel on non-mammals!
Everyone knows that “playing possum” means playing dead. The American opossum (Didelphis virginianus), found from Canada to Costa Rica, usually reacts to danger as many other mammals do; by hissing, growling and baring its teeth. It can also bite viciously if pushed too far. However, if this all fails and the situation becomes too dangerous, plan B is to feign death; the opossum collapses to the ground, drools as if it was very ill, and then remains motionless, with its mouth open and its teeth bared. It even produces a putrid, corpse-like smell from its anal glands – move over beaver ass juice.
Many predators prefer to kill their own prey and most will soon lose interest on an apparently dead animal, leaving the opossum alone. The most amazing thing about the opossum’s defensive method, is that it is not a conscious act; it is rather a physiological response to a highly stressful situation, and the animal does fall into a comatose state that can last for hours; usually, the opossum regains consciousness only after the enemy has left. Exactly how it’s body knows this, is still a mystery.
Found in the jungles of Africa, Pottos may look like some kind of small, arboreal bear relative, but they are actually primates. They are nocturnal and feed on tree sap, fruit and small animals. Due to their slow movements, pottos are vulnerable to a number of predators, and have a very unusual defensive method; they have enlarged neural spines on its vertebrae, which protrude from the neck and shoulders. These spines have pointy tips and seem to be used as some kind of unlikely weapon, with the primate “neck-butting” its enemies and perhaps, just making itself hard to swallow. The spines may also function as some kind of shield, protecting the potto’s neck from the killing bite delivered by some predators, often aimed at the neck or back of the head.
Pangolins are very weird mammals, whose bodies are almost completely covered on large scales, giving them an appearance somewhat reminiscent of a giant, living pine cone. They feed mostly on insects and are found in Africa and Asia. Although they have large, powerful claws on their forelimbs, they rarely use them as weapons; instead, when threatened, they coil into a ball so tight that’s almost impossible to unroll. The sharp edges of the scales make them practically invulnerable to most predators; they can also lash out with their powerful, heavy tail, causing serious injury with the sharp scales.
And that’s not all; a Sumatran pangolin was seen curling into a ball and then actually rolling down a slope at high speed to escape unwanted attention! The pangolin’s last defensive resource is to spray a foul smelling, gooey substance from its anus. Needless to say, this animal doesn’t have many enemies to worry about.
Although we tend to think of armadillos as heavily armored creatures, protected by an almost turtle-like shell, in most species the shell offers no real protection against large predators, and the armadillos will rather bury themselves into the ground to escape danger. The South American Three Banded Armadillo is the only one that can roll into a perfect ball; this is accomplished thanks to its loosely jointed armor which allows for a greater range of movement, and to its armored head and tail which interlock when the animal rolls into a ball, thus making it completely invulnerable to most enemies.
This animal has also been known to shut closed at the last moment, making a snapping sound to startle its enemies as a clever additional defensive trick. Since it’s so well protected, the Three Banded Armadillo doesn’t need to be a good digger and will use the burrows of other animals instead of digging its own.
Found in Africa and southern Europe (mainly in Italy), the Crested Porcupine is among the largest rodents in the world, and also among the best protected mammals. Its quills, which have black and white banding so that predators can spot them from the distance, are actually modified hairs, covered with layers of hard keratin. These quills are longer in the front part of the body, forming an erectile crest that gives the animal its name. However, the most dangerous quills are the short ones in the back of the body. When threatened by a predator, the porcupine usually shakes its tail quills, which are hollow and sound like a rattle; if this doesn’t scare the enemy away, the porcupine charges backwards, trying to stab the predator with its back quills.
These quills break off easily and once they enter the predator’s body, tiny barbs in the tip actually pull them deeper into the wound; many unexperienced predators die as the result of porcupine quill injuries, either due to infection, or because the quills work so deep into the flesh that they damage blood vessels or even internal organs! There are porcupines in North America too, but these are usually smaller than their African relatives and spend much of their time in trees; interestingly, they have very powerful natural antibiotics in their blood. This is because they sometimes fall from the trees while foraging, and become stabbed by their own quills. If it wasn’t for the antibiotics, many porcupines would die of infection after a fall.
Unlike its better known relative, the gigantic Sperm Whale, which can grow up to 20 meters (65′ 6″) long, the rarely seen Pygmy Sperm Whale is only 1.2 meters (3′ 9″) long. This makes it vulnerable to predators such as large sharks and orcas. To protect itself, the Pygmy Sperm Whale employs a very unusual method; it expels a jet of reddish, syrup-like substance through the anus, and then uses its tail to stir it up, forming a large, dark cloud in the water. This momentarily conceals the whale from the predator’s sight and allows it to quickly swim to safety.
There is a closely related species of cetacean, the Dwarf Sperm Whale, which is known to use the same technique to escape predators; however, this is a very unusual defense for a mammal. In fact, the most similar defensive mechanism is found in cephalopods (squid and octopus) which are ironically the Pygmy Sperm Whale’s favorite meal!
These small edible rodents are found in Europe, with some species scattered across Africa and Asia. They usually escape predators by fleeing, but they have an interesting defensive trick they use as a last resource. The skin in the dormouse’s tail is very loose, and if a predator grabs the rodent by the tail, the skin comes off allowing the dormouse to escape. This is a form of autotomy, that is, losing a body part as a defensive mechanism. Autotomy is common among reptiles (lizards losing their tails is the best known example), and invertebrates, but is very rare in mammals.
However, the dormouse can do this only once; after shedding the skin of its tail and escaping, the exposed tail bones usually fall off, or are gnawed off by the dormouse itself, since the skin does not grow back and the tail cannot be regenerated as in lizards. Some species of dormice have tufted tails which act as a decoy, driving the predator’s attention away from the dormouse’s head.
Everyone knows skunks and their defensive method, but they deserved a place in this list anyway because their chemical weaponry is incredibly powerful. The skunk’s defensive fluid is produced by a pair of glands in the anal region; although many other small carnivores have these glands (particularly those in the Mustelidae, or weasel family), the skunk’s glands are more developed and they have powerful muscles allowing them to spray the fluid as far as 3 meters (9′ 8″)!
They also have incredible aim (most impressive if we consider that they attack with their rear end facing the enemy) and usually spray directly at the predator’s face; if an animal (humans included) is hit in the eyes by the skunk’s liquid, it can go blind, so it is always better to leave these animals alone. Due to this and to the fluid’s offensive smell, skunks have few enemies, the most important being the Great Horned Owl, which practically lacks a sense of smell and can attack silently from above, therefore avoiding the nasty spray.
However, as usual in this list, the skunk’s chemical attack is used only as a last resource, since its fluid supply is limited and it takes up to ten days for the glands to fully “recharge”.
The bizarre platypus, once thought to be a hoax and now famous as one of the few mammals that lays eggs, is also unusual when it comes to defensive methods. The male platypus has a sharp, retractable spur in each hind limb, connected to a venom gland. When grabbed by a predator (or by a curious or ill-informed human), the platypus kicks with these spurs injecting the venom, which is usually enough for the enemy to let it go. Although the venom can kill animals up to dog-size, it is not lethal to humans. However, people who have been “stung” by these animals claim that it is among the most excruciatingly painful things that can be experienced, and the effects of the envenomation can last for days and temporarily impair the victim. Some claim that the pain is strong enough to cause the victim to faint.
Interestingly, only the male platypus has a functional venom spur; the female poses no threat to other animals (except for the small invertebrates that make up its food, of course). This suggests that the venom spur is primarily an intraspecific weapon, used by male platypus against each other during mating season duels.
This small, nocturnal primate is found in the rainforests of South Eastern Asia. It measures around 35 cms (13″) long and feeds on whatever small animal it can capture (sometimes it feasts on tree sap as well). Being small and slow would make it vulnerable to many predators, if it wasn’t for its extremely unusual defensive mechanism. The Slow Loris has poison glands on its elbows (that’s right, we’re talking about a poisonous primate). But that’s not all. The Slow Loris makes itself an unappetizing entry by licking the poison and spreading it all over its fur. Female Lorises also lick their poison onto their babies before leaving them to hunt.
And the best part; since it licks and sucks the poison into its mouth, it ends up having a venomous bite as well, and if pushed too far, it bites the venom into its enemy causing intense pain and swelling. Some people have died as the result of anaphylactic shock after being bitten by Slow Lorises, even though the venom itself is usully not lethal to human-sized animals. Being a poisonous primate that gives itself a venomous bite is weird enough to grant the Slow Loris its #1 status in this list. But in case you missed it, the coolest thing about this guy is that it can actually lick its elbows!






























This is an awesomely interesting list! I think my favourite is the dormouse which loses its tail, though it's a hard choice. I've heard of most of these animals (though not number one) but I didn't know anything about the defense mechanisms of many.
I also love that the Slow Loris's defense glands are on its elbows. I feel that elbows are somewhat neglected body parts in such matters.
Cool list
Wow, all of these are amazing! I want something cool like this too! Although I do know some people who can incapacitate people with spray from their anus (fortunately I'm not one of them)
lol, think this list beats the record for the most times the word "*****" was used?
This implies we had a previous record.
I'm sure ***** was said in the torture device list
there definitely was.
Great List . It seems the greatest most common weapon of defense in the animal kingdom is ***** chemical weapons . Would like to have seen the chimpazees that actually crap in their hand and then throw the crap at each other . VERY interesting list .
Flung poo is endearing… It just screams 'I dig you, let's grab a beer.'
Great list mate
very interesting, esp. 7, 8 and 9
Slow Loris! i've been trying to remember the name of this cute, big-eyed creature for weeks. Saw it once while jungle trekking years ago. Thank you for refreshing my memory. =)
teehee…."sperm"
Grow up, please…
Note to self: avoid ***** regions of wild animals.
did anyone else try to lick their elbow?
I have always been able to lick my elbows…but then, I can also bend my thumb to my arm, kick the back of my head and do a number of other things requiring agility.
It's easy.
That is *****y.
Rofl I Tried to lick my elbow…
Does anyone else think that the Pangolin would make a great new superhero. "Look Chief, those terrorists have taken hostages". "Never mind, here's The Pangolin. Once he rolls up into an invunerable ball of spikes, he'll wack them around the head with his tail. If that failes, then it time to spray those bastards with gooey ***** juice. Our city will be safe again". Not even Stan Lee could have come up with those powers.
That dormouse is a hottie with a smoking hot little body
Mr. Gere, you're car is waiting.
LOL damien
@Thomas: but you can still interact with ***** regions of domestic animals right?
Really fun list.
Of course! What you do in the privacy of your own home is up to you.
The Three Banded Armadillo kinda looks like a living football
I don't know what's more odd, having poisonglands in your hindlegs and elbow, or in your ass? Is that really the best place for mammals to store their poison? weird…Also there seems to be a correlation between cuteness of exotic animal -> Oddness/unpleasantness …
Another cool animal list TyB!
Another great list, thanks again TyB!
Some very unique defense mechanisms out there in the world. Surprised that there were so many related to the ***** region
Personally, my favourite defense technique is to scream "Look out behind you!" then run off.
Excellent list TyB! Just goes to prove that we’re not that far removed from the animals; a couple of the men in my life have no problem clearing a room with their ***** emanations.
LMAO, yours too? hehe
Glad to see the platypus here! That poor monotreme never gets any love! You mentioned it is 'one of the few mammals that lays eggs'. I know that the echidna is another, but are there any others? And the term for an egg laying mammal is a monotreme, right?
Yep, that's a monotreme.
Only the platypus and echidnas lay eggs, but there are actually four different species of echidna, so there are technically five species of egg-laying mammals. And yes, they are monotremes.
I’ afraid it looks like #8 is going to be eaten !
What a great list!!! I had no idea what most of these animals defences were, loved it!!!
Great list TyB! I virtually love everything that you publish. Keep up the great work!
Actually i knew only about the top 3. For the other entries it was totally new.
As other mentioned the word ‘*****’ is everywhere! Is there any reasons these glands are in their ass?
I just know there´s a good comeback here…
It is because many mammals have scent glands in their ***** region used to mark their territory and communicate with same species members. Animals such as skunks and grisons that spray their enemies with defensive fluids are often using these very same, if highly developed, scent glands. Besides, the ***** region is a very convenient place if you're spraying a foul smelling fluid; that way it is unlikely that you will be hit by your own spray.
aaand this was not it.
What did u have in mind?
Talk about a wolf in sheeps clothing. The slow loris is this cute little animal that also kill you with its elbows. That's crazy. Isn't there a popular internet video of someone tickling a slow loris? Maybe they didn't show the whole video and at the end it lunges at the person filming with its elbows in a fighting position.
And yes, I totally tried to lick my elbow.
Just gotta love number one!
– as a kid, i remember walking home from school once and discovering a opossum (BTW, is it pronounce Possum? or OHpossum? and if its P than are there any other words that are OP but pronounced P? i suppose I can walk across the room to fetch a dictionary but i care not to at this time as i guess i really dont care.) lying by the side of the road–which had just been asphalted, so it was all covered in tar and gravel. It really looked dead and i thought if it was really playing dead and not just really dead then what a ***** that would be to wake up asphalted…..anyway i am reminded of this gary larson cartoon:
http://www.japanfocus.org/data/Hownaturesaysdonot…
– perhaps the "enormously challenged sperm whale"( to use the correct P.C. terminology) is attempting to mimic the cephalopods that it eats
- the dormouse is cute and delicious!
-i love the smell of skunk, especially while speeding down the highway at 70mph and it lasts and lasts as if youre going 5.
Doesn't it smell like weed?! I've often asked people (as I've never smelled a full blast of skunk, only little snippets) if it smells like weed upon a full blast. I don't understand how anyone could DISLIKE that smell!
TyB….you win just by managing to slip BAJ into your list. Awesome! Bucslim should be proud.
Great list. Four of these animal have really nasty asses. Loved number one. I've always said cute things kill people.
I wonder how many people have tried to lick their elbows after reading that?
*raises hand*
I want to know why I'm associated with BAJ? Sheesh, say a few things about BAJ and get tattooed forever.
" Four of these animal have really nasty asses."
not to be confused with the pleasent asses found elsewhere in the list
Maybe the poison glands are on the inside of the elbow 'cause I can lick that
I can lick my elbow, it's easy, but not a recommend party trick.
nice list… liked the armadillo and how it rolls itself into a ball… although if i ever see one, i'd only like to kick it… not a good thought… but wait a minute, humans are not very far behind… i know a few people who release poisonous gases from their rear as a defense mechanism to get rid of people.
I find that when I'm confronted by some greasy biker dude wielding a switchblade or a huge menacing steroid guy, I shoot something foul from my ***** region – I used to think it was because I was scared, but now I know it's a defensive mechanism.
Cool list.
Hooray for mammals. It makes me proud to be one.
Yes, but what is your 'unusual' defense mechanism?
Ass try ya ? Means farting & you can do it too.
My personality.
I'd go for the obvious joke, "My personality, my ass", but I doubt anyone remembers the whole nickname fiasco wherein you asked (actually begged on your knees, sniffling and crying) to be nicknamed "ass" by those who don't know you well, and "my ass" by friends.
Anyway, Cas sends his greetings.
ta!
seggy
Haha, last line of #1 entry is brilliant
And isn't it amazing how rich animal life is?
Another interesting thing about skunks is that they will not spray each other if they get into a fight. They will do everything else but use the spray.
It's akin to a cop not busting another cop for DWI, y'know professional courtesy.
a Sumatran pangolin was seen curling into a ball and then actually rolling down a slope at high speed
…and then he puts on his red and white sneakers and runs faster than the speed of sound collecting gold rings trying to make his way to the finish line and defeat the evil Dr. Robotnik?!
I'm beginning to think Sonic the Hedgehog would've been way cooler as Sonic the Sumatran Pangolin.
What you wrote about dormouse, fit to a rat too. I experienced that with even two my pet rats. If you want to catch them and they are scared for some reason, they kind of twist their tails very quickly to sides and you only have a piece of skin in your hand (don't think that I treated my rats bad, it happened earlier, when I was a kid and my opinion about a rat going back to cage was different from that rats opinion).
And, I'll try to lick my elbow when I get home
I love the animal lists
My roommate was watching COPS when I got home yesterday and this dude had a pet skunk. He was holding it and making kissy faces at it like people do with cats, and the officers asked him if it was tamed. He was like "naw man, he'll bite you, then he'll getcha." I don't know why, but it was hilarious to me. Pet skunks…who knew. I do think that potto is pretty cute though…
Awesome list. One of the better ones I've read!
Is anyone else sitting at their desk trying to lick their elbows? No? Uuuh, neither was I.
When my ***** glands produces a putrid smell I usually get a lecture from my girl about flushing more often and the benefits of using incense. Next time I'll just tell her it's a defence mechanism for stressful situations, and then she will realize how natural it is.
Wow this is a cool list, as I was reading this I was making a myriad of evolutionary connections in my head. The universe is an AMAZING place!
Ahh Beaver Ass Juice, the spiceof choice of a learned Listverser.
Yes, it is forever immortalized in LV vernacular, unlike beaver nut butter.
Very interesting list… but what's the lizard that sprays blood from its eyes as a defence? That should have been included, whatever it was..
It's called a horny toad (yes, for real), and since it's a reptile, you can expect to see it in a sequel about non-mammals
Oh, my bad… these were mammals, that's a lizard… sorry, I've got a short attention spa… what's that over there? Gotta go check…
'in conclusion, most mammals have evolved to spray crap from their arses.' – Charles Darwin, On The Origins of Species.
An anatomy teacher once told us that the reason for humans emptying their bowels in a risk situation is for us to run faster and escape from peril.
(Sorry that was the geek in me)
What about fainting goats? Maybe not as useful as the other defence mechanisms on this list but definitely odd…and very funny!
The Opossum is a marsupial.
Are you trying to make a case that a marsupial is not a mammal or something?
I was. Just now learning that marsupials are an "infraclass" of mammals. Never knew that. Was always taught that it was a class unto itself.
Mammal, fish, bird, reptile, amphibian, arthropod, marsupial…
Gotta love that public education.
Very cool list!
Interesting list!
Looking forward to the next list on the defense mechanisms.
Great list TyB young porcupines can become quite tame, we had one a couple of years ago that used to come onto our property and beg for scraps at the back door before disappearing into the forrest.
# 3 the skunk reminds me of the Honey Badger – that critter can kick ass.
Another marvelous list, TyB, just one note on item #4, the Dormouse…"These small edible rodents…". I don't know what your eating habits happen to be, but I have one overriding rule: Never eat anything for which you would normally put out poison."
They are cute though, and remind me of Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and the fabulous tea party scene…anyway, please do the list on non-mammal odd defense systems. I know it will be great.
Actually the "edible" bit wasn´t mine. Yes, they were appreciated entries in ancient Rome, but then again, all animals in this list are "edible". I wouldn´t eat any of them. (On the other hand, termites I can recommend
Good list as usual TyB. I have witnessed the opossum thing first hand. I have a Dachshund who is all bark and no bite and one day came out of the bushes with an opossum in his mouth and plopped it right in front of me. It looked dead as a doornail. He was so proud of himself that he had had actually battled something to the death and strutted away on top of the world. It looked just like it was described in number 10, drooling remained motionless, with its mouth open and its teeth bared.
I knew about this defense mechanism and went into the house and sure enough 10 minutes later it was gone. I never told my dog about this to spare his ego.
And now you have a spoiled wiener
You forgot a mammal that hires a lawyer for defence.
The hedgehog has a mild version of the loris' ability. It foams at the mouth then spreads the foam over it's whole body with it's tongue. It's not poison, per se, but rather an irritant. If you handle one you'll probably notice that the quills hurt more than you think and leave little red marks.
An acquaintance of mine once had a pet snake, and she fed mice and rats to it. She once made the grave mistake of putting a live shrew (soricidae) in the snake's terrarium, so that the snake would eat it. The next morning she found the snake torn to pieces and the shrew eating it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrew
I. HATE. POSSUMS.
Let me repeat.
I HATE… POSSUMS.
God did not create an uglier, more vicious little furry bastard that walks the earth.
A while back when I was married I was taking out the trash, when I went to the trash bins outside next to our garage I was just about to toss in the day's offerings when this demonic thing was hissing at me and staring with it's beady *****ing satanic eyes. My defensive mechanism went off and I *****ed and shat myself. The little spawn of Satan was in the bottom of one of my garbage bins. Sure enough, it went limp (the possum, that is) and I was able to just dump it out and then I could return to the house to rectify the mess I had made inside my shorts.
I think the Almighty took a rat and dipped it in acid, took a red hot poker and gouged it's eyes out, stomped on it a few times gave it to Satan as a companion and called it a possum. There is no more vile animal.
Are you saying that now that you are no longer wed you don’t have to take out the trash?
I too had a run in with one of these foul vermin giant rat things. I left the kitchen door open for the cat one night and happened to walk back in to find one inside. It hissed loudly through it’s pointed little toothy snout and I saw the glowing red demonic eyes and long nasty rat tail, and though my ***** discharge defense didn’t engage I exited stage left in a blink. If there was ever an animal that evolved a defense of being too damned ugly to be eaten this is it – I don’t believe that Granny fed this to the Clampetts – no way.
As a matter of fact, yes I am no longer wed, and I have Armondo, my personal trash assistant, take the garbage out for me.
And anyone who would say Granny wouldn't feed this to the rest of the gang, well obviously you weren't paying attention. Granny was made out of leather, she could crush an apple with one hand, chewed plug, smoked out of a goddamn corn cob pipe and craned Jethro with a *****ing cast iron pan without breaking a sweat. When she looked at the possum, it ***** IT"S pants.
In short, Granny kicked ass. So OF COURSE the most ugly piece of crap Satanic mammal was going into the pot!
I share your hatred for the possum, Randall. In point of fact, mine may exceed yours (a rare event, I know, and over the years I have come to realize that you are usually superior in most things. However, in possum hatred, I believe I come out ahead).
At one time, I lived in a house in the Hollywood Hills. Those hills contain all manner of wildlife, and possums abound. I also had two dogs; a Border Collie and a Golden Retriever, both of whom considered it their sworn duty to protect family and home from unwanted intruders.
They were not barkers. I rarely heard either bark, and the Golden, in fact, did not make a sound until he was past his first birthday. They did, however, make one heck of a tag team, to the gruesome demise of at least five possums, the remains of which were brought into the house (always during the night), and left in the middle of the livingroom as a handsome gift.
The odor was astonishing. It was worse than the clean-up involved, which usually included parts of the spine laid bare, and various innards leaking their juices across the hardwood floors (sealed, thank God!). I finally had to lock the dogs inside at night, rather than letting them have the freedom to go out and in at will.
Possums are perfectly evil, and the mess they make when your dogs take advantage of the "playing dead" to make it actually so, only increases their evilness in my view.
Yuk!
God did not create an uglier, more vicious little furry bastard that walks the earth.______My wife…
Im glad i dont have one of those around here , a possum or a wife .
To be honest if I was confronted by one of those hissing aty me at a trash can at night id probly think its a gigantic rat and ***** my pants .
sorry i mean "***** discharge" my pants .
This is a true story: I moved just outside of Seattle when I graduated high school. There were possums all around there. I don't think I had ever seen one until then. The first time I saw one he scared the ever loving soul out of me. Then I just ignored them. Until one night; it was a dark and stormy night, we were on our way home after enjoying dinner and drinks with friends. I was driving along the dark country road. I saw something in the road ahead of me. It was a POSSUM!! I had no time to stop. I hit the ugly little *****er-then stopped. I swear on all that is good and holy that this little ugly bastard picked himself up, grabbed his dislocated shoulder and limped the rest of the way across the road NEVER LOSING EYE CONTACT WITH ME THE ENTIRE TIME. It sill haunts me to this day.
The possum knows a hot babe when he sees one, thus the eye contact.
Oh you!
Our dog cornered an opossum once, and it played dead. When we came upon the scene we thought our dog had killed it, so my husband put it in the garbage can. It really did seem dead! But the next morning the lid was off the can and the opossum was gone.
yet another victim of the elusive oppossum-grave robbers
To all you people trying to lick your elbows: Don't you know that if you kiss your elbow you will change *****?
Seriously. There's a book about it happening to a boy. Nobody believed that it was really him and he had to do horrible thing like use the girls bathroom at school. I can't think of what the title is right now but is was about a 4th or 5th grade level book. Ye be warned.
#7 – Why does my softball keep running away?
Oh! Are we back to the normal way of commenting. If we are, then this has to be the the best thing that happened in a long, long time.
And the Dormouse looks sooo cute … but edible ??
Pretty interesting list this.
Nope – if the new style doesn't load fast enough, it reverts to the old so you can still comment
did someone say beaver ass juice?
BAJ was a very long running joke here for a time. I was hoping it was over but ~alas~ the double-digit club has again come to order.
#7 – POKEMON!!!
"…usually, the opossum regains consciousness only after the enemy has left. Exactly how it’s body knows this, is still a mystery."
It's probably because the ones who woke up too early got eaten right out of the gene pool.
Great list, TyB.