Vampires have haunted literature, art and folklore since the dawn of mankind. Stories of vampirism can be traced as far back as biblical times, with Lilith the first rumored vampire. The term vampire did not become an everyday superstition, and fear, until the 17th and 18th centuries in Europe. Was the belief in vampires considered some type of mass hysteria, since numerous countries all had their own form of blood suckers, from the Russian Vurdalak to the Romanian Strigoi? Or are there other explanations for the myths?

Staking a vampire through the heart has been the most popularized method of extermination. Many different countries show references to driving a stake through the heart as well using specific woods to get the job done. Certain types of wood have tied symbolism to Christianity, such as Ash, Blackthorne, Maple, Hawthrone, Buckthorne and Aspen. A stake was driven through the chest cavity to ensure deflation of a bloated corpse, so it would be deflated before its transformation into a revenant was complete. Groans were reported to escape the “vampire’s” mouth when the chest was either pushed on or staked. Gasses trapped in the stomach, intestines and esophagus escaped and pressed against the vocal chords when the pressure of staking was applied.

In Romanian folklore it was thought that a bat, insect or other flying creature that passed over a corpse, could turn it into a revenant (a corpse that returns from the grave). In fact, bats are much like vampires. They are nocturnal, some species drink blood, and they have an acute sense of hearing and smell. The discovery of blood drinking bats only exacerbated the vampire myth.

When suspicion of vampirism fled though an area, it was not uncommon for the towns people to exhume the corpses of their loved ones to check for the tell tale signs of a vampire in the grave. Normally, a vampire’s corpse appeared fresh (not far into decomposition), the cheeks were reported to be full and rosy, the lips and mouth were red, from what appeared to be fresh blood, and the hair and fingernails of the corpse appeared as if they had continued growing. With a basic knowledge of decomposition these signs can be explained. The lack of fresh air and substantially lower temperature of the Earth below can, for lack of a better word, refrigerate a corpse therefore slowing down outer signs of decomposition.
In the case of bloated corpses, blood would be pushed to the surface of the skin, causing rosy cheeks, red lips and even blood in the mouth. When oxygen hits blood, it binds itself to the hemoglobin, causing the shape and appearance of blood to change. Because of the constant temperature and conditions of being underground, it would take longer for blood to dry up and no longer have a bright red appearance.
Hair and fingernails have the appearance of growth after death, but that’s just at first glance. When the body expires, the loss of moisture in the skin causes it to recede giving the fingernails and hair the appearance of growth.

Those who were vampires were thought to have longer than usual eye teeth. Porphyria, also called the Vampire’s disease, is a recessive genetic disease that is characterized by too little hemoglobin being produced in the blood. This disease is said to have happened as a result of European nobility intermarrying. Skin complications of Porphyria include, but are not limited to, photosensitivity, skin blisters, skin itching, skin swelling, hair growth abnormalities (which can explain myths of lycanthropy), skin pigment changes, deterioration of the lips and nose, and receding tissues of the gums and lips. The appearance of someone whose lips and gums have receded would be a gruesome and frightening sight, indeed, making the eye teeth stand out. In most European countries if a child was born with teeth it was considered to be a vampire.

Another telltale sign of a vampire was a lack of reflection in mirrors. Mirrors have always held relevance in folklore when associated with death. It was common superstition in Bulgaria, that if a corpse’s reflection was shown in a mirror, or if mirrors were not covered in the presence of a corpse, then there was an increased likelihood another death would occur. It was also customary for a corpse to be removed from a house through a window, and never through a front door, as to discourage the corpse of a loved one from returning to the home to claim another family member. It was also thought that those who suffered from Porphyria abandoned mirrors from their lives because they did not wish to see their ghastly and ghoulish appearance.

Porphyria appears to be the prior missing tie in the myth of vampires blistering and burning in the sunlight. The bodies of those with Porphyria lack the function of being able to effectively repair their skin cells from UV ray damage.

Garlic holds classic symbolism in vampire folklore. But why garlic? Again, Porphyria is the culprit to this age old myth. Garlic contains chemicals that exacerbates the symptoms of the disease, and causes those with it to avoid it at all costs. Imagine having severe allergies and walking into a field of dust, flowers, and weeds.

Why blood? If a vampire is already dead then what purpose would ingesting blood have on a corpse? Although that part of the myth is left up to the imagination, blood consumption is, none the less, the ultimate telltale sign of a vampire. Porphyria rears its ugly head again. Because a symptom of the disease is a deficiency of hemoglobin in the blood, it was a common practice for those with the illness to drink large quantities of fresh blood in hopes that drinking it would provide the same effect as someone who takes a supplement to meet their daily requirement for a vitamin. Although the afflicted at the time most likely did not know the details of their disease but rather just assumed their illness was from “bad blood” so to speak.




















Interesting List.
I've always wondered why vampires are called dead and immortal at the same time.
If they were dead they wouldnt be walking around and needing to drink blood.
If they were immortal, they couldn't be killed.
The humans who become vampires are DEAD (the person has to die before they transform), and the vampire the person becomes is IMMORTAL (the vampire doesn't age, resists injury with few exceptions)
I Love You http://www.youtube.com/user/gishikin?feature=mhum…
Blade, " I hunt the creatures of the night and kill vampires. What do you do?"
Edward, I…………….sparkle.
Blades response: aaahh aha hah hah haa aaahhh ha ha ha ha aaaahh..
Classic
You forget the mind-reading and super-human strength, speed, agility, and healing. Twilight vampires aren't quite the pussies people make them out to be if you read the actual books.
I admit the movie vampires suck, but then again a lot of movie adaptations of stuff does so no surprise.
From what've read after Dan Bergstein they still aren't that great. They have the powers and running them through a woodchipper doesn't seem to guarantee that they'll die but it's all wasted on them. It's like a six-year-old with a shotgun; Even if he manages to fire it it's unlikely that he'll do any damage.
I agree.
Stephanie mentions the vampires sparkle ONCE, a second time in new moon, and then everyone's just so bent up on that one fact that they forget her vampires are actually equipped with a whole bunch of other cool super powers.
But not your standard vampire powers. The very same powers that make them "vampires" to begin with. Therefore, I suggest the so called vampires in Twillight have that esteemed title stripped from them henceforth.
She mentions it waaaaaay more than once. You should maybe re-read the books.
Stephenie Meyer? is that you?
lol that is f-ing hilarious. i am laughing right along with blade
OMG! does this mean your totally team edward too?! go edward!!!!
Porphyria can also turn the teeth and fingernails red or black.
excellent list….i love myth-busting
How is this myth-busting ? This is just explaining the origins of most ideas about vampires.
well…i have a friend who totally believes that vampires are real!!
Which ones, dr? Thousands of myths abound. If he believes this Hollywood crap…
Glad to see the Mystbusters are on this site now! We need to bring justice to the Twilight series.
I agree…I had a 9th grade girl (I'm a teacher) tell me this past spring that Stephanie Meyer was justified in creating a new series of vampire myths…I wanted to scream.
lol snickersman, did you think you were going to get positive votes for trying some humor???
did you?
no hoohaa, it was just an observation. but if you want to deliberately troll the site JUST to give people negative votes, then go ahead man. let it out.
Mick, did you just answer a negative comment from yourself? Something strange about this whole exchange…
Can you explain the sparkling vampires D:
HAHA I don't think anyone can
A very nice list. Thank God there isn't any reference to that twilight crap.
Would be fun, wouldn't it?
People think they sparkle because…
It's been my experience that people who like to think they sparkle frequently believe their feces has no unpleasant odor.
Dammit. I hate Twilight. At least I'm not alone.
more like glampires. it's a symptom vampires develop when exposed to the fickle mindedness of that bimbo bella.
actually Vampires get that way from sucking too much- not blood mind you , but ripe hairy man balls….
Can you explain your inability to understand the word fiction?
Organic matter is based on carbon and the twilight vampires got very hard skin and so on.
So maybe the vampire virus or whatever it is changes the bonds between the carbon to something like diamonds, so all these very small diamonds in the vampires skin sparkle, kinda.
Just a vague idea of course, in the end it is still fiction. :p
They are tge desperate fever dreams of a chubby girl who couldn't get a date in high school.
Not that I condone the sparkling of vampires, because I don't; however, you must understand where the author of the book was coming from when she created these characters. They were from a dream of hers, and many dreams consist of unusual and unexplainable things that don't make sense. So if you read the books or watch the horrible movie adaptations, as if they were a dream/fiction in stead of a misperception of them being reality (which oh so many teenagers and twi-mom's do)…then you'd understand why the characters are so dream-like. And the sparkling wouldn't be such an issue.
I'm curious why "George" from Being Human is pictured on #6, he's a werewolf.. not a vampire. Other than that, I Love lists like this!
I was wondering about that, too!
#3, from Underworld – 3rd movie, is also a Werewolf
Because the person that made the list probably thought it was a picture of a vampire
I can see that, especially from that view.
Curious… George?
Being Human is a BBC show about 3 people 1 ghost 1 vampire and 1 werewolf living together, trying to make a life for themselves. If you like that kinda thing you should check it out it's a great show
Where did the myth about vampires being "obsessive compulsive" come from. I remember reading somewhere in a book many years ago and then seeing an X-Files episode where if you threw a handful of pins etc on the floor the vampire would have to pick them up before continuing to chase you. Anyone got any ideas?
I've heard of a similar version of that myth, except that instead of pins, rice is used. Also, I've heard of another myth that vampires cannot cross running water.
Then I guess vampires would make great rice farm workers.
Just trap them all in a rice field by making irrigation c*****s and they'll all be obssessed in harvesting rice for you.
Love the way you think!
I never really unde3rstood that part of the myth. Also thread tied in knots. Apparently, they have to untie the knots before they can do anything else. So knotted thread is placed in the coffin. In some cases, the corpse's shoelaces are tied in complex knots.
Not sure why this myth came into being but I googled it and found this:
"Old folklore from Eastern Europe suggests that many vampires suffered from a form of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder , being fascinated with counting. Millet or poppy seeds were placed on the ground at the grave site of a presumed vampire, in order to keep the vampire occupied all night counting. Chinese myths about vampires also state that if a vampire comes across a sack of rice, s/he will have to count all of the grains. Aside from the Muppet character of Count von Count on television's Sesame Street and a fifth season episode of the X-Files titled Bad Blood , this characteristic seems to have largely disappeared from popular culture. "
It actually shows up in Dracuala II: Ascension were a knotted net and bird seed were thrown at Dracula, but the twist was he could actually count it all and untie everything in about two seconds flat.
Wow….is that where they came up with the character from Sesame Street…”The Count”…LOL Never knew that!!!!
That was a hillarious episode- both Mulder and Scully telling the story in their own words and completely contradicting and insulting each pother.
yeah…i miss x-files…hmmmm, maybe someone can come up with
an x-files top ten.
just a guess, ok? most vampire myths stems from porphyria, which was thought to be caused by intermarriage in the nobility. Well, a number of nobilities are obsessive compulsive.
And besides, if you are immortal, you have time to untie shoe laces and counts grains ;>
awww c'mon, no glitter
i thought that the stake through heart procedure was a reminder of the habit of Vlad Tepes "the impaler".
obviously with the target of the pole changed due to literature needs.
Oh! and by the way that target was the perineum not the arsehole as is commonly believed.
Meh…
Porphyria is not the answer to everything, y’know. For example, photo-sensitivity is a symptom of rabies as well.
yeah.. photosensitivity and hydrophobia.
I've read alternative explanations to vampirism related to rabies outbreak in the 1700s
" The virus attacks the central nervous system, altering the moods and behaviors of those infected.
Rabies has several more vampire-like symptoms. It can cause insomnia, which explains the nocturnal portion of the legend. People with rabies also suffer from muscular spasms, which can lead them to spit up blood. What’s stunning is the fact that these spasms are triggered by bright lights, water, mirrors, and strong smells, such as the scent of garlic. "
It also proposes some theories on werewolves and even zombies http://blogs.static.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archive…
BLLAOOD LET ME DRINK YOUR BLLAOOD
Anyone else think that if it drinks like a vampire, looks like a vampire, and acts like a vampire, than it damn well IS a vampire? Just because they call it "Porphyria" doesn't make it innocent.
I'm guessing you're a really big Twilight fan? C'mon back to the real world with the rest of us dear.
Let me guess…you're like the biggest Twilight fan ever!! C'mon back to reality with the rest of us dear.
Congrats, you didn't understand a word he/she said.
You just know that vampires would hate Asia. I mean, most Asians I have ever met a constantly reeking(smelling) of garlic.
That would just mean asians are least likely to be attacked by vampires, making you the only probable target.
@ Joshi…
That is a typical surname found in India… YOu asian too bro or sis???hahahahaha. Stop being so ignorant….
If vampires always drink blood
and consuming someone else's blood can cause AIDS
why don't they die from AIDS?
like think about it.. if i were a vampire, id be a little bit more freaked out from being tested HIV positive than wondering if that floating croûton thing in my soup is garlic
food for thought
Haha!! There was a hilarious SNL bit in the 90's w/ James Woods (I think) playing Dracula in the modern world. Before he would attack his victims he would have to ask them all these questions about their *****ual promiscuity, IV drug use, etc… I remeber cracking up to that one.
In the dark tower ( linked to Salem's lot) all vampires can and do get aids but cant die from it they only pass it on . Contrary to popular belief in the 80's that only gay or drug addicted vampires got aids .
The vamps in the "True Blood" series seem to take issue with tainted blood.
In that case, I believe that the True Blood vampires are basically immune to HIV/AIDS (they can only be carriers.) However, there one communicable virus that can damage them – they called it "Hepatitis C." It could be passed vampire-to-vampire or human-to-vampire (no mention was made of vampire-to-human possibilities.) While it was not always fatal to the vampire, it did weaken them significantly and leave them very vulnerable to outside attack. This fictional virus was mentioned very early in the first season and I don't remember it ever being touched on again.
I can not believe that I am walking around with that much useless TV vampire trivia in my head. Now I'm sad.
The disease is actually called Sino-AIDS in the book. I think they changed it for the show because AIDS sounds worse maybe.
I wrote a story about vampires getting AIDS back about 1983. It was rejected because there had been SO many stories on that subject already. AIDS was barely known at all then; I thought I was blazing new territory… Ah, well…
Considering that only certain methods kill vampires and HIV was never listed as one traditionally, why would that have any effect on them?
It doesn't help. The bastards still get me.
despite popular belief you could quite happily drink up to about 2 litres of HIV infected blood in a single sitting without contracting HIV unless you had a stomach ulcer or some other means into your blood stream.
My thirst for HIV infected blood can never be slaked. There comes a time in every young girl's life, a magical time, when Woyzeck can smell them from roughly two miles away in open water. Then we will dance, while in one hand I hold my AIDS-*****and prepare to make AIDS babies underwater in the sea. Newborns know to hold their breath underwater, but that can't save them from my hunger for the crunch of brittle new bones.
We shall drink tonight, shimmydonkee. We shall savour the beautiful taste of HIV infected blood together, and we shall weep for the fall of mankind.
The picture under #6 isn't of a vampire. It's George from the BBC show Being Human. While there are vamps in that show, George s a werewolf
But really, a great list. Vampires are some of my favourite mythological creatures.
**George is
I thought it looked familiar. "We are the world's gayest ninjas!" Haha, my favorite quote.
They speak highly of you also.
too many grammatical errors… hard to read.
Really? If you are going to complain about grammar, please, at least take the time to write your comment correctly.
This does not explain the most interesting myth about vampires:
If his fangs suffer tooth decay after not washing them for a few centuries and a werewolf is standing right next to him, will sheer will power on the part of the vampire create a rip in the space-time continuum unleashing the Elder Gods from their billion year sleep thus leaving all of creation completely screwed?
On a more serious note, admirable list. It is a shame that in the rural areas within Slavic nations and around them folks still believe in ghoulies rising from the dead and cursing them with an eternal damnation…
What about superhuman strength? That's my favourite myth. I would put that down to rabies, because rabies causes people to go mental and temporarily possess hysterical strength.
I think "the Stake through the heart," thing comes from Vlad The Impaler. Who er, impaled people. But the proper vampire legend comes from Elizabeth Bathory. A Hungarian Princess, who took baths in the blood of virgins because she thought it`d make her look younger. which is horrible. But eventually Hugarians got sick of the sick ***** and walled her up.
I remember hearing that Elizabeth Bathory would pour water on her servants during the winter, making them drenching wet. Then, she would make them stand outside for hours on end. Eventually, the water froze and the servants became ice sculptures.
Great list! I love vampire mythology! Just thought I'd add that the pic on number six is actually George, who is a werewolf from Being Human, and who is pretty awesome. hahaha
George is a whiny prat after the first couple of episodes.
Best vampire spoof = Dracula-Dead and loving it.
Do Vampires get stiffys? with all the blood they drink, there would be no problem with blood supply to that area of the body.
What about hte myth that a vampire cannot go into a home without being invited.
And how come vampires usually only prey on chicks and almost always attractive chicks too?
about*
damn i mean" the*"
I'm sorry, hybrid, we'll have to revoke your grammar police certification. On the bright side, I spent quite a while looking at "about" and trying to figure out what was wrong with it.
coz vampires have standards too.
When vampire novels gained in popularity around the 18th-19th century, they were an elaborate metaphor for ***** (think about it: penetration, exchange of fluids, etc). Vampires graduated from being horrible monsters (Nosferatu) to attractive fantasy targets (Bill Compton). That's when the myth developed attributes such as the need to be invited in (or be invited to drink from the victim) and that's when the victims would begin to experience throes of pleasure from the experience. The whole attractiveness thing also has to do with the fantasy: nobody wants to fantasise about ugly people.
So people actually believed vampires were real?
Why does that seem so incredulous? People believe in all sorts of goofy ideas, even today.
woah i hope i will never meet such guys
Dude… How the hell did you get to -122?
Yeah, if 102 is considered awesome, -102 would be, like, anti-awesome. br0ck, are you the anti-Christ?
he's listverses resident genius.
its quite hard to annoy such a diverse group of people, so consistantly
everyone has to find what they're good at in life, and what they are not.
i'm good at bartending, psychology, and statistics.
i'm not good at capaitalising words.
brock is not good at commenting
he is mediocre at entertaining us, though
I understand. My own talent seems to be lending money and giving away cigarettes. Gee! No wonder I'm poor!
Still, you don't get to -122 by being mediocre. You gotta really try!
…..sometimes he's considerably less retarded. its like — ok one day and ultra stupid the next.
have you seen the illusionist?
No, oliver, but if I do I'll tell him you're looking for him. But, all seriousness aside, I wonder if br0ck is a multiple. Maybe it's like that episode of Star Trek where Kirk was split into smart Kirk and… the other guy. At least I think that was Star Trek. Maybe I'm thinking of Red Dwarf.
Ah well, I can't say too much about br0ck. A couple of my own posts have been born out of sheer devilishness. Rectangle vs.Square. Need I say more?
that was you?
good lord.
you made a comment about
we hijack threads on occasion. me, deeeziner and buckethead wanted to see how far to the right replies got one day by sending 115 replys. i spend 35 messages explaining to bluesman87 what mardi gras beads were (he's in s.africa) —– segues and i talked about poppy fields for 3 hours and maggot and i discussed how many rains of sand are in a "heap".
the shapes conversation, though, it was interesting the first 5 messages. after that? pain in the ass — and i minored in math and mastered in a branch of stats…..
major and master in behavioural experimental psych, and i cant pin point brock unless he's the dean of the college of arts&sciences at berkeley or somthing — and just loves *****ing with us.
Yikes, agreed! Br0ck old buddy, -122? I wonder if the counter bottoms out at any point? I have to say your comments don't exactly strike like precision munitions; more like an atomic ***** bomb of destruction destroying the common sense receptors of all the comment readers.
bsball, maybe that's br0ck's goal? To bottom out the counter? Well, I guess everybody ought to have a hobby…
Because Brock is sofa king we todd did.
Actually it's sofa king we todd ed
Nope I like did
twiggy–
i think youre right, here.
if you say 'we todd ed' then you sound like youre
we todd did yourself.
Who's Todd?
call out to him — he is standing right in front of you.
Seriously Jay?
im sure he was just *****ing with ya
he's
no tann-id ee yacht
That's right. In fact, at work I'm the Internal Director of Information, Operations and Technology. I have a name tag with those intitals.
They insist I wear it. I don't know why.
make one for brok
he's the internet disaster input/output technician
Hehehe. Good one, oliver. But, as we learned from the Dilbert TV show, when we die we will all be together with Todd. Until then we are just wee Todds. We are all wee Todded together. With that to look forward to, is it any wonder I spend most of my time just sitting on the couch? I'm the sofa king wee Todd.
now, guys, for all the br0ck bashing that we are all doing at the moment (and admittedly, it is kinda fun), that fact is, this one post has earned (so far) 22 replies. This rivals the square vs rectangle debarcle of 1993. or last tuesday.
and for a while i was thinking that br0ck was deliberately trying to get negatives but i believe that he will show himself to be a 13 year old who hasn't quite mastered the art of communication and will eventually mature to the point where we might all be following his words of wisdom and guidance and then join his cult and dance naked on hot coals and engage in polygamy and smoke exotic herbs while chanting ancient mantras. or maybe not…
21 reply to such an ambiguous comment . .. welcome to the world of super stardom .
If you back-bite this author, you’ll certainly get it in the neck.
I like vampires. Interesting spin on common thoughts about vampires. Glad you didn't include sparkle boy. That author will NEVER live that down. Dumbest idea….ever.
"Vampires are not emotional sissy boys….do not attend high school….and do not SPARKLE!" – David from The Lost Boys
Lost boys was awesome.
Totally off topic – after our Freddy discussion… Seal is on my list right close to Freddy. This one is way awesome. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u91flodrsnI&fe…
Why is everyone so upset about the sparkling? Or, rather, why is the main issue with this that it's not "true to the vampire myth"? There are thousands of variations on the vampire myth and authors have taken various liberties with it over the years. I don't see why a writer of FICTION should be constrained to any specific ethos.
In every story…a vampire is scary, gruesome…a killer. This twit of an author shows up and makes them **~sparkle~**. No longer a cold-blooded monster to fear..but a cutesy guy we all want to choke. So yeah…she sucks as an author on so many levels…this is just one.
"Vampires are not emotional sissy boys….do not attend high school….and do not SPARKLE!" – David from The Lost Boys
I agree.
I thought drinking blood was because they were dead, and there are a few traditions that dead creatures have to feed on life to stay alive. Blood is the essence of life.
Unless it's a vampire cow. "He rose from the grave to feed on the milk of the living!"
Undead Bovine FTW!
There is a book called "The Science of Vampires" written by Katherine Ramsland, wherein she presents the theory that vampires drink blood to extract junk DNA which they recycle to extend their life.
Don't forget that all female vampires must be *****y and beautiful, possessing large firm breasts and full pouty lips. That's my favorite trait of vampires.
But their pussies smell like dead meat.
Eww
I would've agreed with you,
but you just had to add the last part.
also, they must all wear old style lacy nightgowns, with matching robes, of course…
Sparkling: it's the only thing I like in those books. I have a hard time picturing why anyone described as coprse like: ghostly pale, but dark eye circle like bruises, and icy, statues'-skin would be physically attractive. Unless a girl was necrophalic. However, pretty sparkling is appealing. I guess the author realized this. So there!
Vampires were cool until twilight.
Twilight is a lot like soccer . . . everyone runs around for 2 hours, nobody scores and a billion fans tell you "you don't understand it".
Twilight is Harry Potter for the illiterate.
Good point, Jay!
It's never been proven that porphyria runs rampant through the royal families. The only actual confirmed case was Prince William, who died in WWII. Systemic lupus erythematosus could also be a culprit.
Cool list – however, Vampires not being able to tolerate sunlight is not entirely true – most modern vampire folklore derives from Bram Stokers 'Dracula' – However, if one reads Dracula, if he has become fully sated, he is more than capable of walking in the sunlight – his powersw are diminished slightly, but he does not burn, blister or immolate: Many new 'mythologies' adapt this – Anne Rice's vampires can tolerate sun depending on their age and strength.
OMG!!! Twilight totally OWNS!! OMG, I'm going to watch it right now!
Stephanie Meyer, is that you again?
no its Jeffy , he escaped from the special learning school again.
"Vampire Myths"- a little redundant, wouldn't you say? After all, vampires themselves are myths.
You lie!! Edgar is real!
You mean Edward?
a little redundant, wouldn't you say? After all, vampires themselves are myths.
This is not a list about vampires, it’s a list about myths. Not all myths are about vampires, but the ones on this list are all vampirish in nature, so it is not redundant, but a necessary, or at the very least, helpful descriptor. Imagine the chaos that would ensue if we thought these were all just random and miscellaneous myths.
Good catch, Carra 23; I recently pointed out that same scene in Stoker's work in another list. But you don't go far enough. There were an awful lot of cultures that had one form or another of vampire, and none of the myths investigated here were common to more than a small percentage. Various writers and Hollywood film-makers have cherry-picked the most interesting myths from a dozen different cultures and combined them into some vague sort of semi-coherent whole.
As for porphyria, it is a fascinating disease and has a couple of effects that aren't really investigated here. For one, it can cause the urine to be discolored. And that's not funny if you don't know you have the disease and innocently decide to water a bush.
Some have speculated that Richard Trenton Chase, the "Vampire Killer" who killed and ate the flesh and drank the blood of at least six people, may have suffered from porphyria. But there's no real evidence for that.
Interesting idea: Some people can apparently see auras. What would they see if they looked at a vampire?
Why does everyone hate twilight so much?
We can read.
Besides being poorly written, the author has taken centuries of mythology and just changed it to suit her teenage girl fantasies. I would have been a lot more impressed if she built her stories around the actual legends and made it work for her silly little romances. Vampires sparkling in sunlight, werewolves who change into wolves whenever they feel like, day or night, it's a slap in the face to anyone who appreciates the vampire mythos.
My sister has read the books and I think she actually mentioned that the "werewolf" guy isn't actually a true werewolf, so to speak, but just someone who can shape-shift. He and his group of brothers or tribe or whatever can only change into wolves though. Come to think of it, that's almost more stupid…
Because glitter on vampires is as bad an idea as bedazzling a chupacabra.
Vampire: First, I will suck the blood from every member of your family while I make you watch. Then, I will bedazzle your chupucabra!
Victim: NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT THE CHUPACABRA!!!!
I smell the next installment of Twilight!!!!!!
That would make a great euphemism! A euphemism for what exactly, I don’t know, but from now on whenever I am exiting a roomful of people, I’m going to start saying “Time to go bedazzle the chupacabra!”, just for *****s and giggles.
But, Sir! What'll you do if someone says, "I'll go with you, I know all about bedazzling chupucabras…"???
I was actually going to say that this euphemism would have been a great 'I'm leaving the vicinity now so you won't bother/annoy me anymore' but apparently there are a great many chupacabra bedazzlers out there…
Other ideas:
-Tattoo the Lochness Monster
-Braid cornrows on Sasquatch
-cobble shoes for the creature from the black lagoon
i think sasquatch could benefit more from a bikini wax more than corn rows, but thats just me . . . .
So if I admit that I'm a twilight fan that makes me a loser I suppose.
not really.
i would stop short of trying to convert anyone, though.
just out of curiousity — why?
why are you a twilight fan?
here's where i'm coming from:
—twilight is a book by elie wiesel — and a song by e.l.o. — and a mountian in colorado
—kristen stewart is the chick from panic room
—dakota fanning is the chick i met at the ed sullivan theatre (after a taping of letterman) in 2003 after cat in hat came out
—i didnt know what edward vs other guy meant until 3 months ago when deeeeziner told me
—everyone and their brother seem to think it sucks
—(except for my girlfriend's friends — shes almost 21, (her sisters friends actually — her sis is 15))
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i dont know why *anyone* would be a fan, but thats like saying i hate cauliflower before ive ever tasted it or smelled it. … .. .,..your turn…./.
Hmm…how to say this without making myself look bad. I mostly like it for the love story. Bella is promised what most woman desire. Safety-wanting only her-eternal love-most important to always look good once she's a vampire. I think I mostly like it cuz the fact is this world is full of broken love and promises. Its just nice to pretend true love exsist. I know I'm corny
ok.
first of all — good answer.
but is there somthing unique about this love story that other love stories lack?
other than what you said, of course.
my other question — i asked you why you liked it. why is it that you think so many people dont?
im just glad you mentioned 'bella', cause the last time i ran into anna paquin i called her bella, and she said she hit me if i did it again. but she was smiley, so i thought she was just being weird
i get it now.
@fairtwiggy1: "fact is this world is full of broken love and promises. Its just nice to pretend true love exsist. I know I'm corny "
? what make.s…..
wait….
this is pessimistic as *****.
ok–what….m,,,
do you have an account in the lv forums?
Since I have no idea what an iv forum is. I'm thinking nope I don't.
im allergic to capital letters.
its l.v. — like listverse. little l
.you have a wordpress account — i can see that.
at the top of most of the pages, there are grey boxes.:
–home–archives–submit a list–forums–about—subscribe
clicking the forums button puts you in there — im sure signing up is self explainatory.
Nope I guess I don't have one. Why do I need one?
Okay I have one
if you into true love leave out the rubbish and read a romance novel . i recommend "the buttress of Windsor"…………………
No offense but "most important to always look good once she's a vampire…" Really??
I can appreciate a good love story (key word there being good ) so believe me when I say there are much better love stories out there for you to read… Preferably one where the main female character doesnt make you want to *****-slap her every other paragraph.
You make a good point GTT. I can't argue with that.
RE: #1
A stake through the heart will kill ANYONE.
Except my ex-wife. Trust me. Just… trust me.
your ex is Chuck Norris??? That's awesome!
TRUE BLOOOOD!!!
no but srsly,
fun list!
This list was very interesting, I have to say. And the explanation of porphyria is very intriguing…
Nice list, I read somewhere that a cross also scares them away or the reflection of the light from the metal that it made of
I might have my wires crossed and thinking of something else.
I have an almost supernatural power to suspend disbelief – Vampires, the dangerous, scary kind, fit the bill. You know, to relieve the general tediousness that is my life.
I think that vampires, werewolves, chupacabras, and a myriad of scary-ass folk monsters are just our way of dealing with the random violence that was such a big part of our lives in the past. I think that fear is easier to deal with when there is something to project it on to. Much easier to deal with a few boogeymen than to acknowledge that your entire environment is out to get you.
@steeveedee very good point. I read all the books. The last ones *****. Like she met a deadline&had to end the book like 5 ch early. Load of crap. I got the vibe edward was a tad bit possessive.
For people that hate Twilight, y’all sure like to talk about it. Hmmm, what’s that about it being a “fine line”.
Great list! I can't believe one disease started so many vampire myths.
The pictures of Number 6 and 3 on the list are Werewolves
but other than that, awesome list
Not exactly on target but this made me think of a couple of decent vampire movies I enjoyed: Near Dark and 30 Days of Night….it also made me go back and read the Top 10 Vampire Movies posted here on Listverse.
Two more vampire myths not mentioned, nor explained.
1. Vampires must keep at least a handfull of their "home" dirt in their resting place. (Dracula and Salem's Lot)
2. A vampire can also be released from being undead by decapitation, and then throwing the head into swiftly flowing water.
A lot of people are *****ed that writers have chosen to stray outside or make additions to "the vampire mythos." I'm not. The vampire mythos that most of us are familiar with is almost entirely the invention of Hollywood film-makers and has little to do with any real mythos. (If there's such a thing as a "real mythos…") I can think of no reason to remain faithful to such a silly mythos, other than the desire to please the mainstream and rake in some bucks.
I love it when an author constructs changes to the mythos that make it more believable or compelling or cause me to think of something in a different way. I like vampires who show up in mirrors and can enter a dwelling without an invitation and laugh at crosses.
In my own fiction,I presented a person who suffered from the settling of the blood after death. Since he died lying on his back, his face was a ghostly white, and everyone thought the intense redness of his back was just sunburn. Hehehe. ("Sneaker Wave" appeared in Dawn Sky a few years ago.)
Having said all that, I still think "Twilight" sucks, and I don't mean just the vampires. I'm sure it's fascinating stuff for those who have almost no knowledge of the vast wealth of myth that underlies the vampire stories, but it seems to be geared very much toward those who know very little about the subject. And it is creating its own mythos, and young people are going to grow up measuring every vampire story against the mythos they know. And they are going to be very disappointed with plain old non-sparkly characters.
I stand here, as a simple guy and sympathize will all those men who have some woman in their life who loves 'TWILIGHT' and that imbecile Edward Cullen, and have to listen to it without speaking. My girl loves Twilight, talks about it all day (and night) and has made me hate it more and more. i cant do anything, cuz i love the girl…
I ask 'Volturi' to destroy 'Cullen' Family…
I sympathize, man. But it could be worse. She could like Brad Paisley.
nice list. i guess i'll have to check out more about porphyria.
It must have been amazing to discover that disease. What seemed like crazy folklore actually turned out to be exaggeration!
It bothers me when people complain about how today's vampires are too *****ualized. There's (I believe it originates from the gypsies) folklore that says some vampires do rise out of that grave with an insatiable appetite for ***** and some poor women will practically be "screwed to death" because of it.
Also, the only movie I ever saw the running water bit is Hammer's "Dracula, Prince of Darkness".
I've seen the running water bit in a couple of movies and there have been short stories and novels where it's mentioned. One of my stories features Dracula trying to cross a frozen stream when Van Helsing shatters the ice with his heavy medical bag. That's not published and the frozen stream idea may be original, so don't steal it. I don't read much new stuff so someone else may have used it, though.
people make up the weirdest things. who came up with the name vampire anyways? btw very informative list.
Some European languages have similar words. The most common is wampyr. We have some very knowledgeable language people here who should be able to help with that.
Uhm…. Isn't the picture in num.6 a picture of george the werewolf in Being Humans?
You can confirm here: http://www.google.pt/search?q=being+human+george&…
Uhm…. Isn't the picture in num.6 a picture of george the werewolf in Being Humans?
You can confirm for yourselfs here: http://www.google.pt/search?q=being+human+george&…
Guess what, I'm freaking born with half teeth growing, and by now, I have 2 teeth 5 teeth apart from the side the other from the left the other from the right, which means That makes me a vampire!
Ahhh, that explains why you have a -106 rating. Is that what happened to br0ck?
maybe, maybe. Well, I had that before they changed listverse you know?
Nahhh, I'm new. What was this big change everybody mentions?
well, if ur here maybe a year ago. Listverse is like, well, cool. Simple styles and comments, not that designed. Aaah, quite hard to explain,.
and actually, i don't know brock, and i don't know why they don't know me. Surprising really. I just made my debut on the "Ten famous sharks" list
Have you read the House of Night series by PC/Kristen Cast?! They're AMAZING! And Stay Alive is a great movie! And I dislike Twilight! I wanna read the parody! Great list, too!
What would the parody be called? Twi-bite?